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I'm not letting you Neanderthals
in to rape my company.
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This is a deal so fucking good,
you have to take it.
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Or we'll see you in court.
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LOGAN ROY: We need to discuss
this bear hug.
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Stick or sell?
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I think you should fight.
You're the one who built it all.
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Oh, that is adorable.
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You're always looking out
for Pops, aren't you?
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I'd like to formally ask you
to come in
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and be the next chief executive
of this company.
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You're the one.
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SHIV ROY: For now,
we need to keep this between us.
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I gotta think about Tom, Gil.
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LOGAN: Of course.
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TOM WAMSGANS: What did he say?
Where am I going?
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What have you fucking landed me?
Is it huge?
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Chair of global broadcast news.
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ATN, baby.
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Kendall and Roman will act
as co-chief operating officers.
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Did you just say co-chief?
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No, he's coming back?
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STEWY HOUSSEINI:
Look what the cat dragged in.
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He wanted me to tell you,
you're gonna bleed cash,
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he's gonna bleed cash,
and maybe you'll kill him.
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But if you don't,
he aims to kill you.
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We're gonna be the number one
media conglomerate in the world.
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Hear, hear.
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♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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-(CROWD MUTTERING)
-WOMAN: Can we get in?
What's going on?
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HEAD OF GUEST RELATIONS:
Let's go.
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Let's see if he's still awake.
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BOY: Is that him?
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HEAD OF GUEST RELATIONS:
Okay. Can we yell,
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"Wake up, Snow Joe!"
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(CHILDREN GIGGLING)
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BOTH: Wake up, Snow Joe!
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ROMAN ROY: There he is.
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What's poppin', cum-dump?
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Yeah, just enjoying
my daughter's birthday, so...
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Daddy, uh,
we've tried everything.
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Can they make
the wagon train go faster?
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Let's-- Let's ask, yeah?
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Can the wagon train
go any faster?
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Uh, up to a point.
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Yeah, great. Let's take it
up to that point. Thanks.
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SOPHIE ROY: Thanks, Daddy.
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The signage is for shit.
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You know, still, some other
sucker's problem now.
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Three months ago, I was at
a meeting about how to stop kids
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giving each other handy jobs
on the runaway ghost train.
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And now,
I'm about to start managing
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a billion-dollar news budget,
so... It's all good.
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I gave my first hand job
on the ghost train.
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GREG HIRSCH: I have a shitty
roommate right now, so I'm...
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trying to move on from that.
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My friend has an open room
in her apartment.
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-Oh, really?
-Yeah, I mean,
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she has an issue with spores
from mold,
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but I don't know. I don't know
how your lungs are with spores.
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GREG: You know,
I did see one place,
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uh, 600 square feet.
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But it was out in Staten Island.
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-What?
-I dunno if--
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Cousin Greg is moving
to Staten Island?
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No, no. I dunno.
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(LAUGHING) Oh my God,
did you hear this?
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I'm just looking
at a place out there.
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Greg is getting the ferry
to work?
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Check out Bryan Ferry.
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Dude, why stop at the ferry?
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Just come in from Cleveland
on the Greyhound.
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-(TOM WAMBSGANS LAUGHS)
-Have you considered a hotel?
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Oh, wh-- As, like, nightly,
or...?
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Logan's requested your presence
in meeting room 4.
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-Which?
-Both of you.
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Oh. That'll be fun.
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Beavis and Crackhead.
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Um, Logan also asked
for you to join, too.
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-Oh, really?
-Yeah.
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Oh. Okay.
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-You wanna take this?
-No.
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Off they all go again,
marching off to Daddy.
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Like Russians joining
the Brusilov Offensive.
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World War I.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.
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My focus is bringing
Waystar Royco
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to its full earning potential.
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-So, uh, Waystar
refused to play ball?
-Mm-hmm.
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STEVE COX: I'm assuming
they waved
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a poison pill in your face
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and now you're launching
a proxy battle
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to replace the board.
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This guy, fuckin' dildo
dipped in beard trimmings.
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He's fuckin' us on TV.
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And of course Pierce put him on.
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STEWY HOSSEINI: Yes, we're
launching into a proxy battle
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LOGAN ROY: Self-righteous
fuckin' butter-wouldn't-melt,
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disingenuous Pulitzer pricks.
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Is Logan Roy fit
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to run a 21st-century
media organization?
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You recognize any of this, son?
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It's from the playbook, Dad.
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LOGAN: Oh, yes, of course,
the playbook.
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Sure.
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STEWY: Let me just make it
very clear.
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Kendall Roy
is no longer relevant.
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Now, with regards
to Sandy Furness...
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LOGAN: So...
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GERRI KELLMAN:
We keep our counsel.
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Dismissive.
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Just lay it all out
in our proxy statement.
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A hurried public response
makes us look rattled.
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So let Stewy sway
all the shareholders first
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while Dad sits there (LAUGHS)
with his thumb up his ass?
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That's a great plan.
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Hey, Shiv.
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GERRI: Respectfully,
we just take a beat.
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Let me, uh,
put a solid pack together.
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We fire back
when we have the ammo.
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By which point
all the shooting's over.
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No, get out now
with a salty re-frame.
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This is your standard-issue
basic-bitch corporate raider
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versus a fuckin' legendary
force of nature,
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Hurricane Logan.
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STEWY:
He had a fastball once, but...
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Now. Today.
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Karolina runs the words
past Shiv.
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STEWY: Yeah, Vaulter.
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-STEVE: Yeah. Okay.
-Vaulter. He paid too big...
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-Right.
-Huge disappoi--
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It's a huge disappointment.
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Do you think they suckered us?
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-KENDALL: Who, Vaulter?
-Uh-huh.
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No, we went deep on that.
We-- We...
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kicked the tires good.
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I think we got chiseled.
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Revenue projections
down and down.
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I think we got screwed.
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Yeah, me too. Massive fuck-up,
Ken. Huge.
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Unforgivable.
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Right, I want the response
out today.
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I need Vaulter fixed.
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All right?
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So I have something to say
in my fucking investor meetings.
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-Go.
-Okay. Me?
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Both of you. One who fixes it...
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gets a cookie.
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You got it. Sure thing, Dad.
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I... I just wanted to say
thank you for, um...
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closing down the park for us.
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Sophie...
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she's having a great birthday.
She got to meet Snow Joe and...
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So thank you.
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Look at you, broken robot.
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Can't even hug your own kids.
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Yeah, I saw that, you freak.
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LOGAN: Pinkie.
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Happy?
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SHIV ROY: Yeah. Smart.
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Uh, let me know
if you need anything.
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♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Bye, Marilyn.
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Bye, Mondale.
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You know what? I don't care.
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This empty wall.
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Here. I don't care
if it's incredibly gauche,
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but can we not just have a big,
beautiful portrait of us
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up there?
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-Shiv.
-Mm?
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-Too Saddam?
-Mm.
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-Too Assady?
-Mm.
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Okay.
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(SNAPPING FINGERS RESTLESSLY)
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(SIGHS)
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-You good?
-Am I good? I am great!
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I am great. I'm good.
I slept well and, uh...
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Yeah, you know your thing
about us? Uh... (SIGHS)
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I think I've
contextualized it...
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-It's not really a thing.
-No, no, no, sure.
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I just feel like,
"Okay, you know,
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if I'm the king
and you're the queen,
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maybe it's fine to...
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fuck the odd peasant."
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-Right. Yeah.
-Because-- Because--
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Big picture: our plan
is right on track.
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-You know?
-SHIV: Uh-huh.
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And you've-- you've seen
Gil's numbers, right?
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And-- And as of today,
I'm right in at ATN.
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You know, belly of the beast.
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So...
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-Hey.
-Yeah?
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You wanna bang? Right now?
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Cheeky little breakfast bang.
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-Oh... I'm...
-Wanna?
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I'm just such in a different
mental place...
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-Okay.
-...than you right now.
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-(CHUCKLES)
-No, sure.
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I just feel
so incredibly potent.
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-Mm.
-You know?
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I think it's the new place.
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-Yeah.
-You know?
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-I feel God-like and horny.
-SHIV: Oof!
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Everybody looks, like,
two feet tall to me.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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SHIV: Well, you know what?
Maybe--
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Maybe we should split
from the thing early
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tonight and, you know, we can...
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-talk, and...
-TOM: Mm-hmm.
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-...everything.
-TOM: Okay!
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Okay! My fave.
Strategy and a fuck.
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(CHUCKLES)
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-Okay, bye.
-Have a good one.
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Bye, honey.
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♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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So cool. You know they have
their own beehive upstairs?
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What is that? Is that, like,
the fucking business model?
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Conflict porn and hipster honey.
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Ugh.
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Oh, shh.
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The pretend journalists
are pretend working.
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KENDALL: All right, Rome,
just cool it.
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Let's move nice and slow here.
Yeah?
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-Mm-hmm.
-Just keep it small and general.
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We don't wanna spook him.
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ROMAN: Yeah, okay. You got it.
You are in charge.
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I follow your lead, fucker.
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Larry Yee, King of New York!
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What the fuck?
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Thanks for making space, man.
I know it was last minute.
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LAWRENCE YEE: Ah, dude. Anytime.
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Hey, Lawrence.
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I heard you were drying out
in a Schloss,
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doing shitty yoga
with hausfrau?
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-KENDALL: Right. right.
-(ROMAN LAUGHS)
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Nope.
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He is back. He is back,
like a pedo on parole.
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KENDALL: Yeah, man,
we're just here for a catch-up.
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You know? Super casual,
feet on the table,
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whatever the fuck.
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Just, uh, just help you out.
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LAWRENCE: O-- Obviously,
I'm always pleased
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to get your insights,
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but, like, who am I talking to?
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Co...
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COOs.
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Who's in charge here?
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My brother and I have
a joint responsibility.
248
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You know,
we're sharing duties,
249
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but we're on the same page
operationally. Right, Rome?
250
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I don't know what the fuck
he's talking about.
251
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KENDALL: There's just, uh,
252
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a lot of, uh,
crackle in the air right now.
253
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External pressures
with the proxy battle,
254
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-that whole...
-LAWRENCE: Yeah.
255
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So you're defusing the bomb
you planted.
256
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(ROMAN LAUGHS)
257
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Yes, precisely. See, he gets it.
He sees.
258
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We're just here
for a routine health check.
259
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That's all this is.
260
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Where's this coming from?
261
00:11:02,764 --> 00:11:04,222
-It's coming from us.
-ROMAN: It's coming from Dad.
262
00:11:04,305 --> 00:11:05,764
No. What, why are we
dancing around this?
263
00:11:05,847 --> 00:11:07,555
It's coming from Dad.
Dad's worried about you.
264
00:11:08,222 --> 00:11:09,430
Okay.
265
00:11:09,514 --> 00:11:11,222
ROMAN: I mean, come on,
you know how he is.
266
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He doesn't get it. He still has
a plant out in the Philippines
267
00:11:13,263 --> 00:11:14,555
manufacturing Xerox machines.
268
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But he's fucking shrewd.
269
00:11:16,472 --> 00:11:18,639
And, right now...
270
00:11:18,722 --> 00:11:20,972
right now, his giant cyclops eye
271
00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:23,514
is looking in this direction,
and he's feeling like
272
00:11:23,597 --> 00:11:26,138
maybe he bought
a giant pile of bullshit.
273
00:11:26,222 --> 00:11:27,555
So now here I am
274
00:11:27,639 --> 00:11:30,180
to enquire in the politest
terms possible
275
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what the fuck is going on.
276
00:11:32,305 --> 00:11:34,097
Dad thinks maybe you fucked him.
277
00:11:34,180 --> 00:11:37,347
Our numbers were solid
when you bought us,
278
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,722
and they're solid now.
279
00:11:38,806 --> 00:11:40,180
ROMAN: Dude, really,
don't take it personally.
280
00:11:40,263 --> 00:11:41,514
Dad thinks everyone's
fucking him.
281
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KENDALL:
I know you're on the level.
282
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Help me make him see that.
283
00:11:44,639 --> 00:11:45,514
What do you need?
284
00:11:45,597 --> 00:11:48,222
I need metrics, I need KPIs,
285
00:11:48,305 --> 00:11:50,514
and, uh, I need an office.
286
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ROMAN: Me too,
I need an office as well.
287
00:11:53,097 --> 00:11:55,013
Separate from his. Nicer.
288
00:11:55,097 --> 00:11:57,847
It's on, me versus the Peach.
289
00:11:57,931 --> 00:11:59,097
Okay, I'm gonna s--
290
00:11:59,180 --> 00:12:01,097
I'm gonna swing
the old meat mallet.
291
00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:03,514
I'm gonna sit on her
right out of the box.
292
00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:04,889
Okay, so I could be calling
293
00:12:04,972 --> 00:12:06,722
for a little bit
of the old punch-bagging,
294
00:12:06,806 --> 00:12:07,889
okay, buddy?
295
00:12:07,972 --> 00:12:10,222
-GREG: Uh-huh.
-Ready to play the bag?
296
00:12:10,305 --> 00:12:12,472
-Y-- Yeah, yeah. Give it to me.
-Okay.
297
00:12:13,972 --> 00:12:14,972
What?
298
00:12:16,222 --> 00:12:17,347
What is it, Greg?
299
00:12:18,639 --> 00:12:21,263
Being in at ATN, you know,
it's kinda like
300
00:12:21,347 --> 00:12:23,430
the one thing
I didn't wanna do.
301
00:12:23,514 --> 00:12:24,806
Oh, okay. So, what--
302
00:12:24,889 --> 00:12:26,389
Should I have left you
at Parks to sink?
303
00:12:26,472 --> 00:12:27,555
I mean, it's...
304
00:12:27,639 --> 00:12:29,263
it's ATN, man.
It's the fuckin' news.
305
00:12:29,347 --> 00:12:31,138
-I know.
-It's Logan's G-spot.
306
00:12:31,222 --> 00:12:32,806
I can finger-bang him
all night long.
307
00:12:32,889 --> 00:12:35,097
I'm a direct direct report.
What?
308
00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:36,472
Sure, just...
309
00:12:38,305 --> 00:12:39,305
ATN?
310
00:12:40,055 --> 00:12:42,514
It's-- It's like...
311
00:12:42,597 --> 00:12:45,347
-kind of against my principles.
-Your principles?
312
00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:47,931
Greg, don't be an asshole.
You don't have principles.
313
00:12:48,013 --> 00:12:50,639
Dude, ATN is a very toxic
element in the culture.
314
00:12:50,722 --> 00:12:54,180
Oh, seriously? Okay, name me
one principle that you have.
315
00:12:54,263 --> 00:12:56,263
I don't know, like,
I'm against racism.
316
00:12:56,347 --> 00:13:00,013
Bullshit. I'm against racism.
Everybody's against racism.
317
00:13:00,097 --> 00:13:01,097
What else?
318
00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:02,972
-Like, don't lie.
-Fuck off.
319
00:13:03,055 --> 00:13:04,514
-Like, if you're the news, you--
-Fuck off!
320
00:13:04,597 --> 00:13:06,180
-That's your principle?
-Yeah, dude.
321
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:09,305
Greg, this is not fucking
Charles Dickens world, okay?
322
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:12,097
You don't go around
talking about principles.
323
00:13:12,180 --> 00:13:13,722
We're all trying to do
the right thing,
324
00:13:13,806 --> 00:13:14,806
of course we are.
325
00:13:14,889 --> 00:13:16,681
But come on, man!
326
00:13:18,138 --> 00:13:19,514
Man the fuck up!
327
00:13:20,681 --> 00:13:23,222
(MUTTERING)
Okay, I am manned, man.
328
00:13:23,305 --> 00:13:24,555
Here comes Cyd.
329
00:13:24,639 --> 00:13:26,347
Hey, Cyd! The Peach!
330
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:27,806
The legend!
331
00:13:27,889 --> 00:13:29,222
Oh, Tom!
332
00:13:29,305 --> 00:13:30,222
-Tom!
-Hey!
333
00:13:30,305 --> 00:13:31,681
It's great to have you aboard.
334
00:13:31,764 --> 00:13:33,138
I know that this is gonna be
335
00:13:33,222 --> 00:13:35,597
a really productive
collaboration.
336
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:36,972
I just hope
337
00:13:37,055 --> 00:13:39,597
that there's no... weirdness
338
00:13:39,681 --> 00:13:41,847
with our fuzzy boundaries,
right?
339
00:13:41,931 --> 00:13:44,263
Are you kidding?
If you-- If you wanna go fast,
340
00:13:44,347 --> 00:13:47,597
go alone. If you wanna go far,
go together.
341
00:13:47,681 --> 00:13:49,305
-Right?
-Exactly.
342
00:13:49,389 --> 00:13:50,389
Yeah.
343
00:13:50,472 --> 00:13:51,806
-Come meet the team.
-Amazing!
344
00:13:51,889 --> 00:13:53,222
You wanna lead in there?
345
00:13:53,305 --> 00:13:55,097
Oh, fuck no.
346
00:13:55,180 --> 00:13:56,972
-You lead, Tommy.
-Okay.
347
00:13:57,055 --> 00:13:58,764
You mind if I big-ball
the first one?
348
00:13:58,847 --> 00:14:00,972
Do it! Your funeral, buddy.
349
00:14:01,055 --> 00:14:02,806
-(APPLAUSE)
-SPEAKER: Thank you, thank you.
350
00:14:02,889 --> 00:14:05,347
So did he actually
even see my draft?
351
00:14:05,430 --> 00:14:06,806
Uh... no.
352
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,681
In the end, I just thought
the draft Kelly and I did
353
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:11,013
had more, uh, goodness.
354
00:14:11,097 --> 00:14:12,180
As in...?
355
00:14:12,263 --> 00:14:13,597
As in it had the quality
of being good
356
00:14:13,681 --> 00:14:15,138
rather than the attributes
of being shitty.
357
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:18,097
NATE: Um, just also re Kelly,
little sidebar.
358
00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:19,806
Can you not tell people
about us?
359
00:14:19,889 --> 00:14:21,263
Oh, but there is no us.
360
00:14:21,347 --> 00:14:23,097
Right. but there was an us,
and the problem is,
361
00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:24,555
my wife doesn't know about it.
362
00:14:24,639 --> 00:14:26,555
Oh, but my husband
absolutely does know about it,
363
00:14:26,639 --> 00:14:29,013
so I guess that's, what,
it's your problem?
364
00:14:29,097 --> 00:14:30,305
We had the affair.
365
00:14:30,389 --> 00:14:31,681
We didn't have the conversation
366
00:14:31,764 --> 00:14:33,347
about telling people
we had the affair.
367
00:14:33,430 --> 00:14:35,055
I'm sorry, Nate,
did you want a conference call
368
00:14:35,138 --> 00:14:37,430
to discuss how to tell your wife
we fucked?
369
00:14:39,347 --> 00:14:40,847
-(APPLAUSE)
-GIL EAVIS: Thank you, everyone.
370
00:14:40,931 --> 00:14:43,138
Great event. Great event.
371
00:14:43,222 --> 00:14:45,806
Thank you, everyone, so much.
372
00:14:45,889 --> 00:14:47,097
And the polling!
373
00:14:47,180 --> 00:14:49,639
My God! I mean,
nobody's getting carried away,
374
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,430
just one set of numbers,
375
00:14:51,514 --> 00:14:54,555
one pretty big set of numbers.
(CHUCKLES) Right?
376
00:14:54,639 --> 00:14:59,180
Right, so thank you.
And testament to your faith.
377
00:14:59,263 --> 00:15:00,555
Thank you. Please,
378
00:15:00,639 --> 00:15:02,806
indulge yourselves in some, uh,
379
00:15:02,889 --> 00:15:05,055
gluten and melted cheese.
Why not?
380
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,722
-(LAUGHTER)
-Thank you, thank you.
381
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,430
-(APPLAUSE)
-GIL: Mm.
382
00:15:08,514 --> 00:15:10,055
Hey, uh, how was the call?
383
00:15:10,138 --> 00:15:13,013
Great. They're eating
out of my ass crack.
384
00:15:13,097 --> 00:15:16,097
Offered me use of
the fucking jet on the weekend.
385
00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:18,013
Uh, yeah, I mean,
the legals are wonky
386
00:15:18,097 --> 00:15:20,806
and the optics are shitty, but
(CHUCKLES) go ahead.
387
00:15:22,514 --> 00:15:23,722
Look.
388
00:15:23,806 --> 00:15:26,097
You don't look a gift Boeing
in the teeth.
389
00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:27,681
Right? Right?
390
00:15:27,764 --> 00:15:29,305
-No.
-I'll be so much fresher.
391
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,097
Excuse us for a second.
I just wanna...
392
00:15:33,180 --> 00:15:34,681
Ma'am, listen.
393
00:15:34,764 --> 00:15:36,555
Long road to travel
and all of that,
394
00:15:36,639 --> 00:15:39,389
but the compass points
to Pennsylvania Avenue.
395
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,555
I have to start thinking
about appointments.
396
00:15:43,347 --> 00:15:45,013
I'm thinking about
Chief of Staff.
397
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:48,639
Uh-- Oh, wow.
398
00:15:48,722 --> 00:15:49,931
-Yeah.
-(CHUCKLES)
399
00:15:50,013 --> 00:15:53,305
I mean,
can you imagine the look of fear
400
00:15:53,389 --> 00:15:55,931
in their eyes when they
see you coming at them?
401
00:15:56,013 --> 00:15:58,347
Those corpulent old white fucks.
402
00:15:58,430 --> 00:15:59,847
-(CHUCKLES)
-Huh?
403
00:15:59,931 --> 00:16:01,514
How's that for a carrot?
404
00:16:02,013 --> 00:16:03,055
Hm?
405
00:16:04,722 --> 00:16:06,931
So that's where
we shape the debate.
406
00:16:07,013 --> 00:16:09,347
Ooh, cool shit.
407
00:16:09,430 --> 00:16:11,931
And I love the way the debate
keeps on getting shaped
408
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,097
like a burning cross.
(LAUGHS)
409
00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:15,972
You don't share our news values.
410
00:16:16,055 --> 00:16:17,305
Oh, I'm kidding.
411
00:16:17,389 --> 00:16:19,263
I'm kidding. I get it.
I'm from the Midwest.
412
00:16:19,347 --> 00:16:21,889
You know, my mom's friend, Deb,
weighs, like, 300 pounds,
413
00:16:21,972 --> 00:16:24,055
and she's pissed as fuck
about practically everything,
414
00:16:24,138 --> 00:16:26,055
so, you know, trust me,
415
00:16:26,138 --> 00:16:27,639
I'm down. I get it.
416
00:16:27,722 --> 00:16:30,764
Besides, what Logan wants,
Logan gets, right?
417
00:16:30,847 --> 00:16:33,347
Logan doesn't set
our news agenda.
418
00:16:33,430 --> 00:16:36,180
Oh. (LAUGHS)
No, of course he doesn't.
419
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:37,847
I know, it's so weird, huh?
420
00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:39,847
He happens to own
a news company
421
00:16:39,931 --> 00:16:42,263
and they say exactly what
he thinks.
422
00:16:42,347 --> 00:16:43,972
If Logan had to tell me
423
00:16:44,055 --> 00:16:45,764
or any of my news editors
424
00:16:45,847 --> 00:16:48,013
what to run
or what the angle was,
425
00:16:48,097 --> 00:16:50,972
we would be fucked.
That is not how it works.
426
00:16:51,055 --> 00:16:52,430
This isn't mind control.
427
00:16:52,514 --> 00:16:55,013
We hire people
who want to work here.
428
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,430
and we serve a demographic
429
00:16:56,514 --> 00:16:59,597
of highly, highly intelligent
viewers,
430
00:16:59,681 --> 00:17:01,681
who are really tired
431
00:17:01,764 --> 00:17:03,764
of being patronized elsewhere
432
00:17:03,847 --> 00:17:06,555
by latte-sipping douchebags
433
00:17:06,639 --> 00:17:08,305
with hundred-dollar haircuts.
434
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,263
You've got the cool job title,
435
00:17:12,347 --> 00:17:13,722
you've got freedom of movement.
436
00:17:13,806 --> 00:17:16,722
Why don't you take a look
somewhere more comfy?
437
00:17:16,806 --> 00:17:17,972
Entertainment?
438
00:17:18,055 --> 00:17:19,514
'Cause this is where
the action is.
439
00:17:19,597 --> 00:17:21,514
This is the profit center.
440
00:17:21,597 --> 00:17:25,305
The median age of our audience
is 68.
441
00:17:25,389 --> 00:17:29,180
The ads are all adult diapers
and shit pills.
442
00:17:29,263 --> 00:17:31,138
Our lead in the news demo
has halved.
443
00:17:31,222 --> 00:17:32,722
You know, maybe I can
444
00:17:32,806 --> 00:17:35,222
lend a hand to take a look
at some of that.
445
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:36,597
You know,
446
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:39,430
he sends me one of you
every four years.
447
00:17:39,514 --> 00:17:42,055
-That train is never late.
-Interesting.
448
00:17:42,138 --> 00:17:44,764
And tell me,
these others that he sends,
449
00:17:44,847 --> 00:17:46,639
were they his son-in-law too?
450
00:17:47,430 --> 00:17:49,347
I'm curious.
451
00:17:49,430 --> 00:17:52,806
Efficiencies, Cyd!
I'm here to trim the flab.
452
00:17:52,889 --> 00:17:54,722
Have you told Logan this?
453
00:17:54,806 --> 00:17:56,722
I spy savings, Cyd.
454
00:17:56,806 --> 00:17:58,597
Oh, good, Tom.
455
00:17:58,681 --> 00:17:59,889
That's very good.
456
00:17:59,972 --> 00:18:02,764
Because I run
a pretty tight ship.
457
00:18:03,472 --> 00:18:04,347
So...
458
00:18:05,430 --> 00:18:06,639
good luck to you.
459
00:18:06,722 --> 00:18:09,847
I'm sure you've got him
very, very excited.
460
00:18:09,931 --> 00:18:11,681
I hope you can deliver.
461
00:18:14,889 --> 00:18:16,180
Well... (CLEARS THROAT)
462
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:17,681
Thank you very much.
463
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,681
And, uh, fuck you.
464
00:18:19,764 --> 00:18:21,847
And, uh,
I'll catch up with you later.
465
00:18:21,931 --> 00:18:24,889
Not on your dying day, baby.
466
00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:29,764
Greg, I need you
on the ground.
467
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,055
-Oh.
-Okay?
468
00:18:31,138 --> 00:18:32,764
I need you to be
my representative on earth.
469
00:18:32,847 --> 00:18:34,889
I want you to-- I want you to
go on a mission for me
470
00:18:34,972 --> 00:18:36,389
and body-shame ATN,
471
00:18:36,472 --> 00:18:38,430
find the fat and point it out.
472
00:18:38,514 --> 00:18:39,847
Yeah, like, how?
473
00:18:39,931 --> 00:18:41,430
Like, find the excess, okay?
474
00:18:41,514 --> 00:18:44,430
Find the extraneous Danish,
the surfeit of stationary,
475
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:47,430
the... the lazy cleaner,
the mail guy who walks slow.
476
00:18:47,514 --> 00:18:49,430
Okay? Snuffle out waste,
pig man.
477
00:18:49,514 --> 00:18:51,472
Okay, I'll do the penthouse,
you do the basement.
478
00:18:51,555 --> 00:18:53,347
-All right?
-Yeah, yeah, you got it.
479
00:18:54,514 --> 00:18:56,180
Wait, uh, which are these?
480
00:18:57,722 --> 00:19:00,138
You know what? I'm not sure.
481
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,263
Let me go check.
482
00:19:04,013 --> 00:19:06,347
Keep it coming.
Fuckin' drown him in paper.
483
00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:13,305
Good night, Kendall.
484
00:19:13,389 --> 00:19:14,430
Night, dude.
485
00:19:18,347 --> 00:19:19,389
What's he doing?
486
00:19:19,472 --> 00:19:20,847
ADVISOR: I dunno. Reading?
487
00:19:23,013 --> 00:19:24,514
Thanks, useless.
488
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,222
Drink your smoothie and shut up.
489
00:19:31,013 --> 00:19:32,722
Actually drinking
the smoothie...
490
00:19:43,180 --> 00:19:44,681
I can give you 52 seconds.
491
00:19:44,764 --> 00:19:46,430
ROMAN: Well,
I'm in at Vaulter.
492
00:19:46,514 --> 00:19:47,681
Yeah, so?
493
00:19:47,764 --> 00:19:49,639
Yeah, so,
let's fucking game this out.
494
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,722
Roman, we are in a proxy war.
495
00:19:51,806 --> 00:19:53,305
The plane has just
been hijacked,
496
00:19:53,389 --> 00:19:55,097
all the engines have fallen
into the sea,
497
00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:56,639
and the pilot's hair
is on fire.
498
00:19:56,722 --> 00:19:58,347
Gerri, come on,
I need something.
499
00:19:58,430 --> 00:19:59,514
Kendall's doing shit.
500
00:19:59,597 --> 00:20:01,430
Okay, how about this:
you do shit.
501
00:20:01,514 --> 00:20:02,681
What have you got?
502
00:20:02,764 --> 00:20:04,514
One idea: pivot to video?
503
00:20:04,597 --> 00:20:05,931
Yeah, they tried that already.
504
00:20:06,013 --> 00:20:08,097
Can you just come over?
I want you in the room.
505
00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:09,305
Can I come over?
506
00:20:09,389 --> 00:20:11,097
Yeah. Could-- Yeah--
507
00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:12,097
Fuck you!
508
00:20:12,806 --> 00:20:13,764
Fuck you.
509
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:26,639
ROMAN: Excuse me, folks, um,
could I maybe interest you all
510
00:20:26,722 --> 00:20:28,722
in going for one
of those fuckin'...
511
00:20:28,806 --> 00:20:31,514
IPAs that looks like
run-off at the carwash?
512
00:20:32,389 --> 00:20:33,597
Is he in the chair?
513
00:20:34,806 --> 00:20:36,263
(TV PLAYING)
514
00:20:36,347 --> 00:20:37,347
Hey, Dad?
515
00:20:38,097 --> 00:20:39,138
(TV MUTED)
516
00:20:41,055 --> 00:20:43,555
I need three independent women.
Know any?
517
00:20:43,639 --> 00:20:44,597
Uh-huh.
518
00:20:44,681 --> 00:20:45,972
The board?
519
00:20:46,055 --> 00:20:48,222
Be great if one
was in a fucking wheelchair.
520
00:20:48,305 --> 00:20:49,222
(SHIV CHUCKLES)
521
00:20:49,305 --> 00:20:51,847
Black, white, green, pink.
522
00:20:51,931 --> 00:20:54,806
A Cambodian landmine victim,
if you know any.
523
00:20:54,889 --> 00:20:56,889
Yeah, be the change
you wanna see in the world.
524
00:20:56,972 --> 00:20:58,389
You're a real beacon of hope,
Dad.
525
00:20:58,472 --> 00:20:59,847
LOGAN: Mm.
526
00:20:59,931 --> 00:21:01,597
What do you think about Pierce?
527
00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:06,097
Buying? PGM as a defense?
528
00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:08,472
I-- Honestly, I think that's
chasing the white whale.
529
00:21:08,555 --> 00:21:09,764
Again.
530
00:21:09,847 --> 00:21:11,305
It's never gonna work,
it's not a good fit.
531
00:21:11,389 --> 00:21:12,639
Uh-huh.
532
00:21:12,722 --> 00:21:14,472
SHIV: Dad, I was wondering
whether we should...
533
00:21:14,555 --> 00:21:15,931
talk.
534
00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:17,597
You know, about...
535
00:21:17,681 --> 00:21:19,222
It wasn't a dream, right?
536
00:21:19,305 --> 00:21:21,305
Are you kidding? I'm excited!
537
00:21:21,389 --> 00:21:22,347
(GROANS)
538
00:21:22,430 --> 00:21:23,597
So, let's talk.
539
00:21:23,681 --> 00:21:25,430
Should you go, or shall I?
540
00:21:25,514 --> 00:21:28,555
Uh, well, I have some ideas
that I...
541
00:21:30,931 --> 00:21:34,597
Siobhan? What a surprise.
He never said.
542
00:21:34,681 --> 00:21:35,764
-SHIV: Hi.
-MARCIA: Hi.
543
00:21:35,847 --> 00:21:37,138
LOGAN: Just a pop-in.
544
00:21:37,222 --> 00:21:38,305
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
545
00:21:38,389 --> 00:21:40,847
Pinkie was telling me how, um...
546
00:21:40,931 --> 00:21:43,263
Connor's moved into a hotel
in the city.
547
00:21:43,347 --> 00:21:44,764
I saw.
548
00:21:44,847 --> 00:21:47,889
He sent out his email bulletin
with all the photographs.
549
00:21:48,806 --> 00:21:52,639
He rents a room,
he rents a girl.
550
00:21:52,722 --> 00:21:55,681
Can you check if Richard's
turned off that fuckin' Alexa?
551
00:21:55,764 --> 00:21:57,472
Not just off, unplugged.
552
00:21:57,555 --> 00:22:01,347
I've got enough spies after me
without Bezos in here too.
553
00:22:01,430 --> 00:22:02,430
Okay?
554
00:22:03,389 --> 00:22:04,347
Right.
555
00:22:09,972 --> 00:22:12,013
(FOOTSTEPS MOVING AWAY)
556
00:22:22,055 --> 00:22:23,097
LOGAN: So...
557
00:22:23,889 --> 00:22:25,055
here's how I see it.
558
00:22:25,722 --> 00:22:27,138
Come in.
559
00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:30,097
Six months with Gerri,
six months with Karl.
560
00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:32,472
Hong Kong for, say,
another 12.
561
00:22:32,555 --> 00:22:35,931
Uh, Berlin, or London.
562
00:22:36,013 --> 00:22:38,722
Management training program
for six.
563
00:22:38,806 --> 00:22:43,138
Come back,
spend 12 months alongside me.
564
00:22:43,222 --> 00:22:45,555
And when you're ready,
I'll step aside.
565
00:22:45,639 --> 00:22:47,681
Wow, Dad,
that's a lot of months.
566
00:22:47,764 --> 00:22:49,847
It's an appropriate
amount of months.
567
00:22:49,931 --> 00:22:52,180
Also,
management training program?
568
00:22:52,263 --> 00:22:53,639
Roman's COO.
569
00:22:53,722 --> 00:22:55,305
You have a toddler
with a hard-on
570
00:22:55,389 --> 00:22:56,847
for chief operating officer,
571
00:22:56,931 --> 00:22:58,889
and I'm going through
a management training program?
572
00:22:58,972 --> 00:23:00,806
You're a young woman
with no experience.
573
00:23:00,889 --> 00:23:02,180
A woman. That's a minus.
574
00:23:02,263 --> 00:23:04,472
Well, of course
it's a fucking minus!
575
00:23:04,555 --> 00:23:05,806
I didn't make the world!
576
00:23:05,889 --> 00:23:07,180
SHIV:
You make a small part of it.
577
00:23:07,263 --> 00:23:08,847
If that doesn't work for you,
what does?
578
00:23:08,931 --> 00:23:11,055
That's a fucking--
That's a three-year timeline.
579
00:23:11,138 --> 00:23:12,055
Okay.
580
00:23:12,138 --> 00:23:13,722
So why don't you
come in tomorrow
581
00:23:13,806 --> 00:23:14,806
and spend the day with me?
582
00:23:14,889 --> 00:23:16,597
Oh, Jesus Christ, Dad.
583
00:23:16,681 --> 00:23:17,972
What?
584
00:23:18,055 --> 00:23:20,222
I need time,
I-- I haven't even told Tom yet.
585
00:23:20,305 --> 00:23:21,847
-Tell him.
-And there's Gil.
586
00:23:21,931 --> 00:23:24,138
I have a job, I can't just
come running to you.
587
00:23:24,222 --> 00:23:26,806
What is it, Siobhan,
too slow or too fast?
588
00:23:26,889 --> 00:23:28,639
Because I'm fucking confused.
589
00:23:28,722 --> 00:23:30,597
Dad, I want this.
590
00:23:30,681 --> 00:23:32,305
It's just about the process.
591
00:23:32,806 --> 00:23:33,806
Okay.
592
00:23:33,889 --> 00:23:34,722
SHIV: Okay?
593
00:23:34,806 --> 00:23:36,389
So... you wanna get into it?
594
00:23:36,472 --> 00:23:37,263
Not now.
595
00:23:37,347 --> 00:23:38,639
I'm busy. Proxy statement.
596
00:23:38,722 --> 00:23:39,847
You didn't give me
any warning.
597
00:23:39,931 --> 00:23:41,097
-All right.
-I mean, you know,
598
00:23:41,180 --> 00:23:42,389
tomorrow night could work?
599
00:23:42,472 --> 00:23:43,889
-That-- Yeah.
-Tomorrow?
600
00:23:43,972 --> 00:23:45,722
Uh... (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
Yeah, let me take a look.
601
00:23:45,806 --> 00:23:47,555
Oh, is that no good for you?
602
00:23:47,639 --> 00:23:49,389
I'm around.
603
00:23:49,472 --> 00:23:51,389
-I'm excited.
-Mm-hmm.
604
00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:52,681
Me too.
605
00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:54,806
I'll get back to you tomorrow...
606
00:23:54,889 --> 00:23:57,138
-on the names for the board.
-Mm-hmm.
607
00:24:01,722 --> 00:24:03,681
-Love you.
-I love you. Goodnight.
608
00:24:07,389 --> 00:24:08,347
All right.
609
00:24:09,138 --> 00:24:10,514
I haven't got all day.
610
00:24:15,514 --> 00:24:16,847
GERRI: Agenda is Vaulter.
611
00:24:16,931 --> 00:24:18,430
We need a way forward
on the Vaulter problem
612
00:24:18,514 --> 00:24:21,222
ahead of investor meetings
in two days' time.
613
00:24:21,305 --> 00:24:23,972
Do you want to present jointly
or...?
614
00:24:24,681 --> 00:24:25,806
Ken?
615
00:24:25,889 --> 00:24:27,097
Yeah, I'll take it.
616
00:24:27,180 --> 00:24:30,222
Um, so, I've spent
the last 36 hours
617
00:24:30,305 --> 00:24:32,806
on a deep dive into the drivers
of the business.
618
00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:34,639
Headline is, it's a body pit.
619
00:24:34,722 --> 00:24:36,972
Uh, they have mass of data
with no analytics.
620
00:24:37,055 --> 00:24:39,222
There's no way of telling
what's a hand and what's a foot.
621
00:24:39,305 --> 00:24:41,472
But it's still
a killer business.
622
00:24:41,555 --> 00:24:43,138
The platform, the brands.
623
00:24:43,222 --> 00:24:46,055
Uh, ethos and culture
are leading edge.
624
00:24:46,138 --> 00:24:49,263
And, um, in my view,
it's fixable.
625
00:24:49,347 --> 00:24:50,681
It's funny how these fuck-ups
626
00:24:50,764 --> 00:24:52,681
always make the bottom line
look fatter.
627
00:24:52,764 --> 00:24:55,013
All they need
is adults in the room.
628
00:24:55,097 --> 00:24:57,305
Accounting team, analytics team,
629
00:24:57,389 --> 00:24:58,889
and, uh, investment.
630
00:24:58,972 --> 00:25:01,263
We burn 50 million
for a few years,
631
00:25:01,347 --> 00:25:04,430
we... make it the best thing
in the world.
632
00:25:04,514 --> 00:25:06,430
Oh, is that all?
633
00:25:06,514 --> 00:25:09,222
Well, you always say
"Gotta burn to turn."
634
00:25:10,263 --> 00:25:11,639
Romulus, what's your read?
635
00:25:11,722 --> 00:25:13,097
You know, it's interesting, Dad,
636
00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:15,305
because I hear
everything that he's saying,
637
00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:18,180
and it actually-- It almost
sounds like a good pitch.
638
00:25:18,263 --> 00:25:20,514
But... I call bullshit.
639
00:25:20,597 --> 00:25:22,681
I spent some time down there,
and I'm just not seeing it.
640
00:25:22,764 --> 00:25:24,514
Now, I don't know
exactly what they're doing,
641
00:25:24,597 --> 00:25:25,722
but they're fakes.
642
00:25:25,806 --> 00:25:28,013
Fucking beehives, almond milk,
and...
643
00:25:28,097 --> 00:25:30,681
"Take another week
on that report, Matilda."
644
00:25:30,764 --> 00:25:32,263
It smells wrong,
645
00:25:32,347 --> 00:25:33,722
and they're hiding shit.
646
00:25:34,430 --> 00:25:35,514
Speaking of hiding shit,
647
00:25:35,597 --> 00:25:37,180
I took a couple
of their staffers out,
648
00:25:37,263 --> 00:25:38,847
I got them shitfaced,
649
00:25:38,931 --> 00:25:40,389
and apparently,
650
00:25:40,472 --> 00:25:42,013
they're looking to unionize,
651
00:25:42,097 --> 00:25:43,263
and fucking soon.
652
00:25:44,555 --> 00:25:45,931
Oh, yeah?
653
00:25:46,013 --> 00:25:47,722
ROMAN: Pay transparency,
654
00:25:47,806 --> 00:25:49,138
bargaining rights.
655
00:25:49,222 --> 00:25:52,263
Just nasty, tangly shit.
656
00:25:52,347 --> 00:25:53,972
And it's not a body pit,
657
00:25:54,055 --> 00:25:55,389
whatever the fuck a body pit is.
658
00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:57,347
It's a fucking muesli pit,
659
00:25:57,430 --> 00:25:59,931
and doesn't fit with our core,
you know...
660
00:26:00,514 --> 00:26:01,889
values.
661
00:26:01,972 --> 00:26:04,055
So now I'm thinking
we just shutter the fucker.
662
00:26:04,138 --> 00:26:05,889
Close it? That's chunky.
663
00:26:05,972 --> 00:26:08,764
Come-- I mean-- He doesn't know
what he's talking about.
664
00:26:08,847 --> 00:26:10,305
That's just insane.
665
00:26:10,389 --> 00:26:12,472
The write-down on that would be
what? It's a bitter pill.
666
00:26:12,555 --> 00:26:14,639
Come on, I mean, i-- i--
in the middle of a proxy fight
667
00:26:14,722 --> 00:26:16,597
when we've got Stewy and Sandy
taking out full-page ads
668
00:26:16,681 --> 00:26:19,305
in the Journal attacking us for
pissing capital up the wall?
669
00:26:19,389 --> 00:26:21,472
It-- It-- I mean,
it makes us look weak.
670
00:26:21,555 --> 00:26:23,055
No, it makes us look ruthless.
671
00:26:23,138 --> 00:26:25,972
And actually, I do know
what I'm fucking talking about.
672
00:26:26,055 --> 00:26:27,806
Dad, what the fuck
are we doing?
673
00:26:27,889 --> 00:26:29,931
Show me the bloat anywhere else
in this company.
674
00:26:30,013 --> 00:26:31,931
Where is it? You show me.
675
00:26:32,013 --> 00:26:33,347
Show me the waste
676
00:26:33,430 --> 00:26:34,931
that we're letting
these fuckers get away with.
677
00:26:35,013 --> 00:26:37,055
Fine, so we restructure them
and we grow them--
678
00:26:37,138 --> 00:26:39,389
ROMAN: I think if we don't
shutter it, then we gut it.
679
00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:41,138
We carve that shit
like a pumpkin.
680
00:26:41,639 --> 00:26:42,722
How?
681
00:26:42,806 --> 00:26:44,138
You hive off the profit center,
682
00:26:44,222 --> 00:26:46,514
you keep the domain name,
the archive,
683
00:26:47,013 --> 00:26:47,972
um...
684
00:26:49,013 --> 00:26:50,472
Gut level, Dad,
685
00:26:50,555 --> 00:26:53,430
this thing is not coming back.
They're fuckin' assholes.
686
00:26:53,514 --> 00:26:54,555
Dad.
687
00:26:55,430 --> 00:26:57,222
Vaulter can be our lodestar.
688
00:27:00,305 --> 00:27:03,180
Th-- This is-- This isn't
the time to retreat.
689
00:27:09,639 --> 00:27:11,180
Your brother's right. Gut it.
690
00:27:15,430 --> 00:27:16,389
Okay.
691
00:27:18,389 --> 00:27:19,889
LOGAN: Roman,
692
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:22,889
I want you on the proxy battle
with Gerri.
693
00:27:23,764 --> 00:27:24,889
Kendall,
694
00:27:24,972 --> 00:27:27,347
you think you can
gut Vaulter for me?
695
00:27:27,430 --> 00:27:28,764
Or you need help?
696
00:27:31,138 --> 00:27:32,972
I'll take care of it, Dad.
697
00:27:33,055 --> 00:27:35,722
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
698
00:27:54,722 --> 00:27:56,555
(TOILET FLUSHES)
699
00:28:05,347 --> 00:28:06,472
(CHUCKLES)
700
00:28:15,347 --> 00:28:16,597
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
701
00:28:16,681 --> 00:28:18,013
CONNOR ROY: Uh, you know,
when Willa told me
702
00:28:18,097 --> 00:28:19,639
about moving to New York
for her play,
703
00:28:19,722 --> 00:28:21,347
I thought, "Ah, I don't want
to move to the city."
704
00:28:21,430 --> 00:28:22,514
(WILLA CHUCKLES)
705
00:28:22,597 --> 00:28:23,889
CONNOR:
"I wanna stay on the ranch.
706
00:28:23,972 --> 00:28:25,305
Maybe I'll get me
a new girlfriend."
707
00:28:25,389 --> 00:28:26,972
-(LAUGHTER)
-CONNOR: I'm kidding.
708
00:28:27,055 --> 00:28:27,931
(WILLA CHUCKLES)
709
00:28:28,013 --> 00:28:29,681
WILLA: No, I mean, it's true.
710
00:28:29,764 --> 00:28:32,305
It was pretty hard to wheedle
the old man out of the dessert.
711
00:28:32,389 --> 00:28:33,347
(LAUGHTER)
712
00:28:33,430 --> 00:28:35,305
But, um, we're here now
713
00:28:35,389 --> 00:28:38,472
in our, um,
not-so-humble home...
714
00:28:39,097 --> 00:28:40,472
hotel. Um.
715
00:28:40,555 --> 00:28:42,722
But, uh, friends, family,
please,
716
00:28:42,806 --> 00:28:44,681
you know, feel free
to drop in anytime,
717
00:28:44,764 --> 00:28:46,847
and, um, don't worry
about all this,
718
00:28:46,931 --> 00:28:50,055
'cause it's on our tab.
(LAUGHS) So...
719
00:28:50,138 --> 00:28:51,430
Okay. Great.
720
00:28:52,263 --> 00:28:53,639
Cheers! (CHUCKLES)
721
00:28:53,722 --> 00:28:55,180
Okay. (CHUCKLES)
722
00:28:56,681 --> 00:28:58,305
Hey, Con,
thank you so much
723
00:28:58,389 --> 00:29:00,389
for taking care of the sliders
and all this shit.
724
00:29:00,472 --> 00:29:02,430
Yeah, and the champagne.
It's very big of you.
725
00:29:02,514 --> 00:29:04,555
And I love what you haven't done
with the place as well.
726
00:29:04,639 --> 00:29:06,555
Yeah, well, you know
we got a really good deal.
727
00:29:06,639 --> 00:29:08,055
And rehearsals
are right around the corner.
728
00:29:08,138 --> 00:29:09,555
Plus, I needed a place
in the city
729
00:29:09,639 --> 00:29:11,055
'cause I'm gonna start
ramping up soon.
730
00:29:11,138 --> 00:29:13,514
So I needed
campaign headquarters.
731
00:29:13,597 --> 00:29:14,764
(COUGHING) Wait.
732
00:29:14,847 --> 00:29:16,722
-You okay?
-Yeah, I'm fine.
733
00:29:16,806 --> 00:29:19,097
-Are you still doing that?
-Very funny. Yes.
734
00:29:19,180 --> 00:29:20,555
I'm still applying for the job
735
00:29:20,639 --> 00:29:22,222
of President
of the United States.
736
00:29:22,305 --> 00:29:23,681
WILLA: Oh, good for you.
737
00:29:23,764 --> 00:29:25,055
Yeah. Do you--
738
00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:26,722
Do you think that that's
like a natural progression
739
00:29:26,806 --> 00:29:28,597
from "never done
nothing, never,"
740
00:29:28,681 --> 00:29:30,263
to "most important job
in the world?"
741
00:29:30,347 --> 00:29:31,931
-CONNOR: Well...
-Like, could you maybe
742
00:29:32,013 --> 00:29:34,013
get a little experience at,
like at a CVS, something, first?
743
00:29:34,097 --> 00:29:36,555
Yeah, yeah, or just, like,
nickel hand jobs under a bridge.
744
00:29:36,639 --> 00:29:38,389
-Start small.
-You guys have big plans for me.
745
00:29:39,180 --> 00:29:40,806
Place is a time machine.
746
00:29:40,889 --> 00:29:43,931
It's like 45 minutes
every time they need file tape,
747
00:29:44,013 --> 00:29:45,847
all the way to some warehouse
in Queens.
748
00:29:45,931 --> 00:29:46,889
Okay, so?
749
00:29:46,972 --> 00:29:48,347
So, I don't know. I mean...
750
00:29:48,430 --> 00:29:50,263
How come it isn't digitized?
751
00:29:50,347 --> 00:29:52,931
The whole of ATN,
it's totally analog, Tom.
752
00:29:53,013 --> 00:29:54,764
So I could fire people?
753
00:29:54,847 --> 00:29:57,389
Correct? If we did this?
If we digitized?
754
00:29:57,472 --> 00:29:59,889
I-- (SIGHS) I mean,
you'd be removing, like,
755
00:29:59,972 --> 00:30:02,263
two links from the production
chain of every show.
756
00:30:02,347 --> 00:30:03,514
-But would it be--
-Okay, okay, okay.
757
00:30:03,597 --> 00:30:05,764
But-- but in terms of skulls,
758
00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:08,305
how many skulls,
do you think?
759
00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:09,972
-That we can lose?
-Yeah.
760
00:30:10,055 --> 00:30:12,681
I dunno. I-- I guess, like,
30 or 50?
761
00:30:12,764 --> 00:30:14,222
Fifty skulls?
762
00:30:17,305 --> 00:30:18,514
I'm slavering, pig man!
763
00:30:18,597 --> 00:30:20,472
Fifty skulls is a lot of skulls!
764
00:30:20,555 --> 00:30:21,389
Yeah.
765
00:30:21,472 --> 00:30:23,972
I know, it's goo-- It's... tons.
766
00:30:24,055 --> 00:30:26,013
Oh, look at this fuckin' prick.
767
00:30:27,472 --> 00:30:29,347
Yikes, I almost
feel sorry for him.
768
00:30:29,430 --> 00:30:30,806
SHIV: Oh yeah? Why?
769
00:30:30,889 --> 00:30:32,430
ROMAN: Just emptied
the contents of his scrotum
770
00:30:32,514 --> 00:30:33,430
at Dad's feet.
771
00:30:34,555 --> 00:30:35,639
We're gutting Vaulter.
772
00:30:35,722 --> 00:30:37,222
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.
773
00:30:37,305 --> 00:30:39,055
Is that a good idea?
774
00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:40,639
Fucking great idea.
775
00:30:40,722 --> 00:30:43,138
It's Kendall's baby,
and now we're gonna burn it.
776
00:30:43,222 --> 00:30:44,472
(SNICKERS)
777
00:30:44,555 --> 00:30:47,222
Hey, um...
So, we we're thinking, uh...
778
00:30:47,305 --> 00:30:48,889
me and, uh, Tabitha and I,
779
00:30:49,013 --> 00:30:52,472
uh, that we'd like to have
you and Tom over for dinner.
780
00:30:53,305 --> 00:30:55,055
Uh-- sorry, what? Do you--
781
00:30:55,138 --> 00:30:57,180
Roman Roy, did you just
invite us to dinner?
782
00:30:57,263 --> 00:30:58,514
Oh, fuck you.
All right, shut up.
783
00:30:58,597 --> 00:31:00,764
Yes, I did.
Metro poser bullshit.
784
00:31:00,847 --> 00:31:02,180
(HIGH VOICE)
Napkins and chitchat.
785
00:31:02,263 --> 00:31:04,263
Ooh, race relations. Kale.
786
00:31:19,597 --> 00:31:20,639
Hey.
787
00:31:20,722 --> 00:31:21,847
Hey.
788
00:31:21,931 --> 00:31:23,472
Do you reckon
if I called room service
789
00:31:23,555 --> 00:31:25,263
and asked them to poke me
in the eye, they would?
790
00:31:26,555 --> 00:31:27,931
It's pretty unbearable in there.
791
00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:31,472
Can I get a drag?
792
00:31:32,305 --> 00:31:33,180
Yeah.
793
00:31:36,180 --> 00:31:38,097
I hear Dad's got Vaulter
in a crosshair.
794
00:31:41,013 --> 00:31:41,972
Roman?
795
00:31:43,097 --> 00:31:44,263
(SCOFFS)
796
00:31:44,347 --> 00:31:45,764
He shouldn't be talking to you
about that.
797
00:31:45,847 --> 00:31:48,263
Just seems like a bad move
to me.
798
00:31:48,347 --> 00:31:50,681
I'm just saying,
I always liked it.
799
00:31:52,639 --> 00:31:53,847
Yeah, well.
800
00:31:55,472 --> 00:31:56,639
Dad's right.
801
00:31:58,305 --> 00:31:59,639
Are you with him on this?
802
00:32:02,138 --> 00:32:03,931
He sees everything, Shiv.
803
00:32:05,597 --> 00:32:07,263
You have a hard time
finding a happy medium
804
00:32:07,347 --> 00:32:10,347
between worshipping him
and wanting to kill him.
805
00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:11,430
Huh?
806
00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:14,555
(SHIV LAUGHS)
807
00:32:14,639 --> 00:32:15,722
(GLASSES CLINK)
808
00:32:15,806 --> 00:32:17,222
-The Vaulter thing.
-TABITHA: Mm.
809
00:32:17,305 --> 00:32:18,597
Gutting it.
810
00:32:18,681 --> 00:32:20,305
What if it's the wrong thing?
811
00:32:20,389 --> 00:32:21,847
I thought your dad
agreed with you?
812
00:32:21,931 --> 00:32:24,597
Uh, yeah, he did.
And now they're doing it.
813
00:32:24,681 --> 00:32:26,972
They're actually doing
the thing that I said.
814
00:32:27,722 --> 00:32:28,931
TABITHA: Fuck.
815
00:32:29,013 --> 00:32:31,722
Think maybe you just
did your job.
816
00:32:31,806 --> 00:32:33,138
Shall we get
some more champagne?
817
00:32:33,722 --> 00:32:35,263
I mean...
818
00:32:35,347 --> 00:32:38,180
It could be right. It might
not be, but it could be.
819
00:32:39,639 --> 00:32:40,722
Maybe I'm smart.
820
00:32:41,722 --> 00:32:42,722
Sure.
821
00:32:43,555 --> 00:32:44,514
Maybe.
822
00:32:45,972 --> 00:32:47,347
You did a thing.
823
00:32:47,430 --> 00:32:48,514
Mazel tov.
824
00:32:49,472 --> 00:32:50,722
You know, I'm gonna--
825
00:32:50,806 --> 00:32:52,430
I'm gonna schedule some time
with your dad,
826
00:32:52,514 --> 00:32:54,138
and take him out for dinner
and wine him and dine him
827
00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:56,514
and make love to him
with my ideas, you know?
828
00:32:56,597 --> 00:32:58,222
This could be huge, Shiv.
829
00:32:58,305 --> 00:33:00,222
SHIV: Tom, I think...
830
00:33:00,305 --> 00:33:01,889
I think we should talk.
831
00:33:03,263 --> 00:33:04,806
Uh...
832
00:33:04,889 --> 00:33:06,097
You wanna get out of here?
833
00:33:08,931 --> 00:33:09,764
Okay.
834
00:33:09,847 --> 00:33:11,013
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
835
00:33:11,097 --> 00:33:12,847
TOM: Is this about ATN?
836
00:33:12,931 --> 00:33:14,681
Hey, you-- you want something?
837
00:33:14,764 --> 00:33:16,263
I'll get you something.
838
00:33:16,347 --> 00:33:17,806
(CORK POPS)
839
00:33:17,889 --> 00:33:19,013
(GLASS CLINKS)
840
00:33:21,555 --> 00:33:23,138
TOM: Ooh, that's a biggie.
841
00:33:23,222 --> 00:33:24,889
Is this about the arrangement?
842
00:33:24,972 --> 00:33:26,514
Look, Tom, it's...
843
00:33:26,597 --> 00:33:27,931
no, it's Waystar.
844
00:33:29,847 --> 00:33:31,180
This is never gonna happen,
845
00:33:31,263 --> 00:33:33,472
and I don't even trust him,
and even if I did,
846
00:33:33,555 --> 00:33:35,430
I'm not even sure
that I would want it.
847
00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:38,222
But, uh...
848
00:33:41,389 --> 00:33:42,639
he offered it to me.
849
00:33:44,430 --> 00:33:45,389
To be next.
850
00:33:45,889 --> 00:33:46,806
Dad.
851
00:33:49,722 --> 00:33:50,681
Oh.
852
00:33:50,764 --> 00:33:52,180
-Oh my--
-Mm.
853
00:33:52,263 --> 00:33:54,347
Shiv... when?
854
00:33:54,430 --> 00:33:56,138
SHIV: Uh, the Hamptons.
855
00:33:57,138 --> 00:33:58,555
TOM: The Hamptons?
856
00:34:00,055 --> 00:34:02,138
Oh, my God, Shiv, that's...
857
00:34:02,222 --> 00:34:04,263
-That's like a week ago.
-(SHIV SIGHS)
858
00:34:04,347 --> 00:34:05,931
Congratulations! What the fuck!
859
00:34:06,013 --> 00:34:07,806
SHIV: (LAUGHING) I know!
860
00:34:07,889 --> 00:34:10,097
I mean, I-- I--
I don't know what to think.
861
00:34:10,180 --> 00:34:12,013
Holy shit! I mean,
862
00:34:12,097 --> 00:34:14,097
this is... huge!
863
00:34:15,430 --> 00:34:16,514
S...
864
00:34:16,597 --> 00:34:20,472
-So, I mean, do you--
-Want it? No!
865
00:34:20,555 --> 00:34:22,514
And I don't even trust him,
so I--
866
00:34:22,597 --> 00:34:24,305
Because I thought
that it was something
867
00:34:24,389 --> 00:34:26,055
that we wanted for me...
868
00:34:26,138 --> 00:34:27,222
-We do.
-...to have it?
869
00:34:27,305 --> 00:34:28,389
-We do!
-That was-- I mean,
870
00:34:28,472 --> 00:34:29,639
that was just the plan.
871
00:34:29,722 --> 00:34:31,263
That's st-- still the plan.
872
00:34:31,347 --> 00:34:33,764
Me is just a modification
of the plan.
873
00:34:33,847 --> 00:34:35,681
TOM: No, sure.
874
00:34:35,764 --> 00:34:37,555
It's q--
quite a big modification.
875
00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:39,180
But d-- d-- so, did--
876
00:34:39,263 --> 00:34:40,555
d-- did he--
877
00:34:40,639 --> 00:34:42,597
We-- Uh, paint the picture
for me. What'd he--
878
00:34:42,681 --> 00:34:45,013
He asked me, and I said yes.
879
00:34:45,097 --> 00:34:46,889
But only as a play.
880
00:34:46,972 --> 00:34:48,347
TOM: Totally.
881
00:34:48,430 --> 00:34:50,514
So what was the play?
882
00:34:50,597 --> 00:34:53,472
SHIV: Well, he's asked before,
obviously,
883
00:34:53,555 --> 00:34:56,013
and this time was real...
884
00:34:57,639 --> 00:34:58,931
so...
885
00:34:59,013 --> 00:35:01,931
I thought I would be
deleveraging power if I said no.
886
00:35:02,013 --> 00:35:03,514
Exactly. Yes.
887
00:35:04,931 --> 00:35:08,472
Tom, this is 100 percent
not going to happen.
888
00:35:08,555 --> 00:35:11,222
But it's smart
to say yes, right?
889
00:35:11,305 --> 00:35:12,889
I am so...
890
00:35:12,972 --> 00:35:14,639
excited for you!
891
00:35:14,722 --> 00:35:16,263
-Thank you.
-For us!
892
00:35:16,347 --> 00:35:18,347
I am.
893
00:35:18,430 --> 00:35:22,681
And you know, it's okay
for you to say that you want it.
894
00:35:23,639 --> 00:35:24,764
I'd support you.
895
00:35:24,847 --> 00:35:26,430
SHIV: Well, look, I mean--
896
00:35:26,514 --> 00:35:29,013
Say I did want it,
w-- and I-- I don't,
897
00:35:29,097 --> 00:35:30,722
you know, you...
898
00:35:30,806 --> 00:35:33,097
if I was CEO of Waystar,
I mean...
899
00:35:33,180 --> 00:35:34,472
(BOTH LAUGH)
900
00:35:34,555 --> 00:35:36,806
I mean, you, honey,
are gonna be something huge.
901
00:35:36,889 --> 00:35:37,764
Yeah.
902
00:35:37,847 --> 00:35:39,097
Sure. Like what?
903
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:40,347
I-- I don't know.
904
00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:41,806
But we'll figure it out.
905
00:35:41,889 --> 00:35:43,806
Yeah, that's for later on
down-- down the road.
906
00:35:43,889 --> 00:35:45,722
-Whenever. Just whenever.
-(SHIV EXHALES) Wow.
907
00:35:46,722 --> 00:35:48,389
(SHIV LAUGHS)
908
00:35:49,013 --> 00:35:50,138
(SIGHS)
909
00:35:50,222 --> 00:35:52,097
I mean, it's hilarious, right?
910
00:35:52,180 --> 00:35:53,305
Oh, yes!
911
00:35:53,389 --> 00:35:55,430
-It's fucking funny!
-(SHIV LAUGHS)
912
00:35:59,013 --> 00:36:00,138
BOTH: Yeah...
913
00:36:00,222 --> 00:36:01,931
-Hey, come here.
-Hey.
914
00:36:02,013 --> 00:36:03,263
-Mm.
-Hey.
915
00:36:04,055 --> 00:36:05,931
Oh. Oh, now?
916
00:36:06,013 --> 00:36:07,514
-Mm. Why not?
-Well, let me just--
917
00:36:07,597 --> 00:36:09,347
Hang on. Let me just
go and brush my teeth.
918
00:36:09,430 --> 00:36:10,305
No.
919
00:36:10,389 --> 00:36:11,889
-No, come here.
-Okay.
920
00:36:14,472 --> 00:36:17,263
I-- I hear your brother's
running for president.
921
00:36:17,347 --> 00:36:19,055
Maybe we should get him here.
922
00:36:19,138 --> 00:36:21,389
He seems like the...
the serious one.
923
00:36:21,472 --> 00:36:23,931
Right.
Lawrence, we have a problem.
924
00:36:25,138 --> 00:36:26,222
-(LAWRENCE CLEARS THROAT)
-Okay?
925
00:36:26,305 --> 00:36:27,972
My dad wants to shut you down.
926
00:36:29,555 --> 00:36:32,472
-What are you talking about?
-Yeah.
927
00:36:32,555 --> 00:36:34,681
But I don't want you
to worry about my dad.
928
00:36:34,764 --> 00:36:36,263
Okay?
I can handle my dad.
929
00:36:36,347 --> 00:36:37,472
The fuck you talking about?
930
00:36:37,555 --> 00:36:39,013
I know what's going on here.
931
00:36:39,097 --> 00:36:41,764
Right? It's a-- It's a--
It's a Potemkin village.
932
00:36:41,847 --> 00:36:43,347
I mean, the engagement
and bounce rate
933
00:36:43,430 --> 00:36:45,430
have been inflated
and fucked around so much
934
00:36:45,514 --> 00:36:47,055
they're impossible to verify.
935
00:36:47,138 --> 00:36:49,013
your share stats,
the-- the churn,
936
00:36:49,097 --> 00:36:51,347
the SEO traffic KPIs
are all bullshit.
937
00:36:51,430 --> 00:36:55,013
I mean, you suckered me in,
and, uh, I bought it.
938
00:36:55,097 --> 00:36:57,889
We had a couple shitty
traffic months...
939
00:36:57,972 --> 00:37:00,180
Uh, Facebook changed
their algorithm.
940
00:37:00,263 --> 00:37:01,389
Uh-huh.
941
00:37:01,472 --> 00:37:02,597
-We got face-fucked, okay?
-All right.
942
00:37:02,681 --> 00:37:03,889
We're turning the corner now.
943
00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:04,889
Okay.
944
00:37:05,639 --> 00:37:06,889
O-- Okay.
945
00:37:06,972 --> 00:37:09,138
What? Yeah, o-- okay.
Is-- Is that real?
946
00:37:10,639 --> 00:37:12,681
-From Logan?
-Look, I can fix this.
947
00:37:13,681 --> 00:37:15,639
Okay?
But no more obfuscation.
948
00:37:15,722 --> 00:37:17,305
No more shitty data.
949
00:37:17,389 --> 00:37:20,389
I need the full, fiber-optic,
clear-channel shit.
950
00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:23,097
CT scan the whole place,
and we move fast.
951
00:37:23,180 --> 00:37:24,472
Okay.
952
00:37:24,555 --> 00:37:26,639
Do you like
double-crossing your dad?
953
00:37:27,972 --> 00:37:29,389
Oh, that's your favorite.
954
00:37:29,472 --> 00:37:31,013
Isn't it?
955
00:37:31,097 --> 00:37:35,639
I'm of the opinion he can be
persuaded he's making a mistake.
956
00:37:38,389 --> 00:37:39,514
-Okay?
-Okay.
957
00:37:40,931 --> 00:37:42,263
Oh yeah, w-- Uh, one more thing.
958
00:37:42,347 --> 00:37:46,180
I-- I-- I need everyone
to cool it on unionizing.
959
00:37:46,263 --> 00:37:47,722
Okay, they're not gonna do that.
960
00:37:47,806 --> 00:37:49,931
Half of them are about to sign
union cards.
961
00:37:50,013 --> 00:37:51,055
Let me speak to them.
962
00:37:53,097 --> 00:37:55,180
Everyone here fucking hates you.
963
00:37:55,263 --> 00:37:56,639
(KENDALL CHUCKLES)
964
00:37:57,681 --> 00:37:59,138
I think I can take it.
965
00:38:00,055 --> 00:38:01,931
Hey, everyone. Thanks for...
966
00:38:02,013 --> 00:38:04,347
Thanks for gathering.
This'll just be a minute.
967
00:38:04,430 --> 00:38:06,263
Can you-- Can you guys
hear me in the back?
968
00:38:06,347 --> 00:38:07,847
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-Yeah?
969
00:38:08,514 --> 00:38:09,472
Uh...
970
00:38:10,555 --> 00:38:11,514
Vaulter.
971
00:38:12,514 --> 00:38:15,514
Hey, um... Okay.
972
00:38:15,597 --> 00:38:17,764
Look, some of you might have
noticed this already,
973
00:38:17,847 --> 00:38:20,847
but, uh, just so you're
getting it direct from me,
974
00:38:20,931 --> 00:38:24,430
uh, Waystar management has been
taking a look at the business
975
00:38:24,514 --> 00:38:25,806
over the last week.
976
00:38:25,889 --> 00:38:28,055
But I just wanna say this
to you in person...
977
00:38:29,430 --> 00:38:32,555
I believe Vaulter is the future
of this company.
978
00:38:32,639 --> 00:38:33,806
WOMAN: Sure.
979
00:38:33,889 --> 00:38:35,972
I'm se-- I'm fuckin' s--
dead serious.
980
00:38:36,055 --> 00:38:37,847
Just-- You can't question
my belief
981
00:38:37,931 --> 00:38:40,389
in what you've all built here.
982
00:38:40,472 --> 00:38:43,514
You know, in-- in--
in what Lawrence has built.
983
00:38:43,597 --> 00:38:45,222
But if we're gonna
come through here,
984
00:38:45,305 --> 00:38:47,180
we need to be
light on our feet.
985
00:38:47,263 --> 00:38:49,097
That's why I personally think
986
00:38:49,180 --> 00:38:52,180
it would be a mistake
for you to unionize.
987
00:38:52,263 --> 00:38:53,514
(STAFF MUTTERING)
988
00:38:53,597 --> 00:38:54,722
Just-- Just hear me out.
989
00:38:54,806 --> 00:38:56,138
Okay, we will get you
990
00:38:56,222 --> 00:38:58,639
a really punchy independent
arbitration panel,
991
00:38:58,722 --> 00:39:00,138
we'll get you a pay bump.
992
00:39:00,222 --> 00:39:02,055
I know a lot of you
are flirting with the guild,
993
00:39:02,138 --> 00:39:04,097
and I'm just asking you
to consider
994
00:39:04,180 --> 00:39:05,514
putting that on ice.
995
00:39:05,597 --> 00:39:07,931
And let's try and
figure this out inside.
996
00:39:08,764 --> 00:39:10,263
We keep it in the...
997
00:39:10,347 --> 00:39:13,806
fuckin' super cheesy,
but in the Waystar family.
998
00:39:13,889 --> 00:39:17,931
'Cause we do not want
an adversarial situation here.
999
00:39:18,013 --> 00:39:20,514
Okay, we want communication,
1000
00:39:20,597 --> 00:39:22,263
we want engagement.
1001
00:39:22,347 --> 00:39:23,847
So let's all pull together
1002
00:39:23,931 --> 00:39:25,222
and go back to your desks
1003
00:39:25,305 --> 00:39:28,514
and generate me five, ten,
100 ideas
1004
00:39:28,597 --> 00:39:30,222
and hit me and my man here up.
1005
00:39:30,681 --> 00:39:31,597
Okay?
1006
00:39:33,013 --> 00:39:33,972
Thank you.
1007
00:39:34,055 --> 00:39:36,263
Yeah, I don't know, Stanley.
1008
00:39:36,347 --> 00:39:38,263
I-- I just don't know
if I could ever
1009
00:39:38,347 --> 00:39:40,389
practically make use
of this area.
1010
00:39:40,472 --> 00:39:43,597
That's just a mezzanine.
You know, it's just a bonus.
1011
00:39:43,681 --> 00:39:47,055
you have a-- a living room
with under-stair storage.
1012
00:39:48,180 --> 00:39:49,681
GREG: Sure. It's just...
1013
00:39:49,764 --> 00:39:52,597
the thing I need storage for
most urgently of all, Stanley,
1014
00:39:52,681 --> 00:39:53,806
is me.
1015
00:39:54,555 --> 00:39:56,305
You know? I'm-- I need--
1016
00:39:57,472 --> 00:39:59,806
I need storage for myself.
1017
00:39:59,889 --> 00:40:01,263
-Dude, it's just a bed.
-(PHONE BUZZING)
1018
00:40:01,347 --> 00:40:02,472
You're overthinking it.
1019
00:40:05,972 --> 00:40:06,972
Kendall?
1020
00:40:08,305 --> 00:40:09,305
Totally.
1021
00:40:10,430 --> 00:40:11,931
Yep, on my way.
1022
00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:19,138
So?
1023
00:40:19,806 --> 00:40:20,806
It's a maybe.
1024
00:40:25,097 --> 00:40:26,305
Hey, Ken?
1025
00:40:27,138 --> 00:40:28,222
KENDALL: Yo.
1026
00:40:28,305 --> 00:40:29,430
Hey.
1027
00:40:32,305 --> 00:40:33,514
GREG: I got the stuff.
1028
00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:35,222
-Thank you.
-Yeah.
1029
00:40:37,430 --> 00:40:38,514
So, what do you think?
1030
00:40:39,764 --> 00:40:41,847
Uh, of this? I think...
1031
00:40:41,931 --> 00:40:43,263
it's...
1032
00:40:43,347 --> 00:40:47,138
huge. It's, um,
it's a very large space.
1033
00:40:47,222 --> 00:40:49,055
What's the--
what's the footage?
1034
00:40:49,138 --> 00:40:50,764
Uh, I don't know.
1035
00:40:50,847 --> 00:40:52,764
Developers overestimated
demand,
1036
00:40:52,847 --> 00:40:56,180
so I bought all five units
and my guy's gonna flip 'em.
1037
00:40:56,263 --> 00:40:57,847
Yeah, 'cause i-- it's...
1038
00:40:57,931 --> 00:40:59,764
an abundance of footage.
1039
00:40:59,847 --> 00:41:02,180
An embarrassment of--
of footage.
1040
00:41:02,764 --> 00:41:03,931
Yeah.
1041
00:41:04,013 --> 00:41:05,347
It's yours.
1042
00:41:05,430 --> 00:41:07,138
I-- I mean,
until the market starts to move,
1043
00:41:07,222 --> 00:41:08,931
-but--
-Until it starts to move.
1044
00:41:09,013 --> 00:41:10,305
No, I'm serious.
1045
00:41:11,472 --> 00:41:12,514
-Yeah.
-Like...
1046
00:41:13,764 --> 00:41:15,681
Yeah, you live here now, Greg.
1047
00:41:15,764 --> 00:41:17,055
(SNICKERING) Okay.
1048
00:41:17,138 --> 00:41:18,555
Uh, cool. Yeah.
1049
00:41:18,639 --> 00:41:21,931
I can take a lot in terms of
psychological pain, so...
1050
00:41:22,013 --> 00:41:24,639
Yeah. Sweet, I live here!
Nice.
1051
00:41:24,722 --> 00:41:26,055
I'm totally serious.
1052
00:41:26,138 --> 00:41:28,305
Yeah, I know.
I needed a place to live, so...
1053
00:41:28,389 --> 00:41:30,180
Now, uh, now I got it!
1054
00:41:30,263 --> 00:41:31,972
Uh, here's your key.
1055
00:41:32,055 --> 00:41:34,013
Until I get a doorman
downstairs.
1056
00:41:34,097 --> 00:41:35,347
I'm not fuckin' around.
1057
00:41:35,430 --> 00:41:37,639
Like, it's just gonna be empty.
1058
00:41:37,722 --> 00:41:39,222
-It's not a big deal.
-Kendall.
1059
00:41:40,013 --> 00:41:41,222
What, dude?
1060
00:41:42,639 --> 00:41:44,472
This is fuck--
Th-- this is--
1061
00:41:44,555 --> 00:41:46,097
Dude, thank you.
1062
00:41:46,180 --> 00:41:47,555
So much, man.
1063
00:41:50,347 --> 00:41:52,847
Wow. I mean...
1064
00:41:52,931 --> 00:41:54,889
-Look at these ceilings.
-Yeah.
1065
00:41:54,972 --> 00:41:56,722
Nice height,
you got big windows,
1066
00:41:56,806 --> 00:41:58,555
-a lot of light.
-(GREG WHOOPING)
1067
00:42:00,055 --> 00:42:02,097
Yeah. Have you ever
had your own place?
1068
00:42:02,931 --> 00:42:04,138
GREG: Fuck yeah.
1069
00:42:04,222 --> 00:42:06,847
I was thinking
we could hang out tonight.
1070
00:42:06,931 --> 00:42:08,055
-Yeah.
-Like, in here.
1071
00:42:08,138 --> 00:42:09,931
-Sure.
-Have a little party.
1072
00:42:10,013 --> 00:42:11,180
Sweet.
1073
00:42:11,263 --> 00:42:12,347
-(ELEVATOR DINGS)
-ROMAN: Hi!
1074
00:42:12,430 --> 00:42:14,472
-ALL: Hi!
-Tom Wambsgans.
1075
00:42:14,555 --> 00:42:15,847
SHIV AND TABITHA: Hi!
1076
00:42:15,931 --> 00:42:17,180
-ROMAN: Manly handshake.
-TOM: Manly handshake.
1077
00:42:17,263 --> 00:42:18,931
(ALL CHIT-CHAT AWKWARDLY)
1078
00:42:21,931 --> 00:42:23,472
-SHIV: Uh...
-I have this...
1079
00:42:23,555 --> 00:42:25,597
overwhelming urge to either
knee someone in the vagina
1080
00:42:25,681 --> 00:42:27,055
or spit on the floor.
1081
00:42:27,138 --> 00:42:29,847
Hmm. He's been a little bit
nervous about tonight.
1082
00:42:29,931 --> 00:42:31,972
Nervous, come the fuck on.
1083
00:42:32,055 --> 00:42:34,889
For din-dins with firecrotch
and normcore?
1084
00:42:34,972 --> 00:42:35,931
Please.
1085
00:42:37,097 --> 00:42:38,555
TABITHA: Well, come on in!
1086
00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:40,138
Have some champagne.
1087
00:42:40,222 --> 00:42:42,722
Enjoy our beautiful room.
1088
00:42:42,806 --> 00:42:44,847
Could spend your whole life
here. That's how I figure it.
1089
00:42:44,931 --> 00:42:47,305
Born on the couch
and cremated in here.
1090
00:42:47,389 --> 00:42:48,639
Can I get a Diet Coke?
1091
00:42:48,722 --> 00:42:49,931
Oh, Tom has a cold,
1092
00:42:50,013 --> 00:42:51,389
and he wants everyone to know.
1093
00:42:51,472 --> 00:42:52,514
SHIV: Oh.
1094
00:42:52,597 --> 00:42:54,097
Well, we could send out
for some saline,
1095
00:42:54,180 --> 00:42:56,389
we could stand around and watch
you do a nasal wash.
1096
00:42:56,472 --> 00:42:59,055
No, no. thank you. I'm good.
Thank you.
1097
00:42:59,138 --> 00:43:01,847
I'm hearing some stories
about that brother of ours.
1098
00:43:01,931 --> 00:43:03,555
Apparently...
1099
00:43:03,639 --> 00:43:05,389
You wanna actually drink that?
'Cause I got some stronger shit.
1100
00:43:05,472 --> 00:43:06,931
-SHIV: Yeah.
-ROME: Do you like
Japanese whiskey?
1101
00:43:07,013 --> 00:43:08,305
-SHIV: Yeah.
-ROMAN: I've got this one
1102
00:43:08,389 --> 00:43:09,722
that tastes
like fucking dragonpiss...
1103
00:43:09,806 --> 00:43:11,138
You should try
swallowing something.
1104
00:43:14,305 --> 00:43:15,305
Like honey.
1105
00:43:16,847 --> 00:43:18,013
I'm fine, thank you.
1106
00:43:19,138 --> 00:43:21,055
Word is he's on maneuvers again.
1107
00:43:21,138 --> 00:43:24,097
Making all kinds of promises
about keeping Vaulter open.
1108
00:43:24,180 --> 00:43:25,931
What? Does Dad know?
1109
00:43:26,013 --> 00:43:27,263
Uh, hell no, Dad doesn't know.
1110
00:43:27,347 --> 00:43:29,347
He's a shenaniganizing
piece of shit.
1111
00:43:29,430 --> 00:43:32,472
But the thing I keep
turning over in my mind is...
1112
00:43:33,639 --> 00:43:35,263
do I tell Dad?
1113
00:43:35,347 --> 00:43:37,430
Because if I drop the shoe
on Ken now,
1114
00:43:37,514 --> 00:43:38,764
he's crushed forever.
1115
00:43:38,847 --> 00:43:40,681
Uh... (EXHALES)
1116
00:43:40,764 --> 00:43:44,722
If Kendall's going rogue,
then... let him.
1117
00:43:44,806 --> 00:43:46,555
Sooner or later,
it's gonna blow up in his face.
1118
00:43:46,639 --> 00:43:48,555
I love it when it blows up
in people's faces.
1119
00:43:48,639 --> 00:43:49,514
-You do.
-I do.
1120
00:43:49,597 --> 00:43:50,806
It's my fuckin' favorite.
1121
00:43:52,639 --> 00:43:54,305
I like how this is working.
1122
00:43:54,389 --> 00:43:55,931
Us. I see a future here.
1123
00:43:56,013 --> 00:43:57,138
Yeah. Sure.
1124
00:43:57,222 --> 00:43:58,430
-No, me too.
-Yeah.
1125
00:43:58,514 --> 00:43:59,681
'Cause, you know,
there's an opening.
1126
00:44:00,889 --> 00:44:02,889
Yeah, see,
no one sees me coming.
1127
00:44:02,972 --> 00:44:04,305
But I am right on the shoulder.
1128
00:44:04,389 --> 00:44:06,555
If Dad announces tomorrow,
he announces me.
1129
00:44:06,639 --> 00:44:08,263
Has to, there's no other option.
1130
00:44:08,347 --> 00:44:10,514
I mean, it's fucking insane,
but I am the best he's got.
1131
00:44:10,597 --> 00:44:11,555
Yeah.
1132
00:44:11,639 --> 00:44:13,681
Unless... There is one other.
1133
00:44:16,055 --> 00:44:17,138
Who?
1134
00:44:17,222 --> 00:44:19,305
Shiv, should I be worried
about Tom?
1135
00:44:19,389 --> 00:44:21,138
(SHIV LAUGHING) Tom?
1136
00:44:21,222 --> 00:44:24,013
No, you don't need
to be worried about Tom.
1137
00:44:24,097 --> 00:44:25,097
Okay.
1138
00:44:25,180 --> 00:44:26,222
All right.
1139
00:44:28,889 --> 00:44:30,222
How's news, Tom?
1140
00:44:31,305 --> 00:44:32,806
Challenging.
1141
00:44:32,889 --> 00:44:34,889
Tough row to hoe, but,
you know...
1142
00:44:35,681 --> 00:44:37,138
think I see a way out.
1143
00:44:37,222 --> 00:44:38,430
-It's good, yeah.
-ROMAN: Yeah?
1144
00:44:38,514 --> 00:44:40,222
A way out. Good for you, man.
1145
00:44:42,389 --> 00:44:44,597
So what is it, this way out?
1146
00:44:44,681 --> 00:44:47,305
Oh, it's early days,
and I-- Yeah.
1147
00:44:47,389 --> 00:44:50,097
I haven't even discussed it
with Logan yet, but...
1148
00:44:50,180 --> 00:44:51,472
Oh, so it's a secret?
1149
00:44:51,555 --> 00:44:52,972
That's fucking exciting.
1150
00:44:53,055 --> 00:44:54,639
When are you gonna tell him,
at the sleepover?
1151
00:44:55,931 --> 00:44:58,764
Well, um, no.
1152
00:44:58,847 --> 00:45:00,931
We're- looking in--
Well, I'm looking into
1153
00:45:01,013 --> 00:45:02,681
digitizing ATN.
1154
00:45:02,764 --> 00:45:06,138
Like, a total overhaul
of the-- of the legacy
1155
00:45:06,222 --> 00:45:07,681
analog infrastructure.
1156
00:45:07,764 --> 00:45:08,889
Yeah.
1157
00:45:08,972 --> 00:45:10,389
Making a lot of
productivity gains as well,
1158
00:45:10,472 --> 00:45:12,847
so I think your dad
will be pretty pleased.
1159
00:45:12,931 --> 00:45:13,972
Fuckin' A.
1160
00:45:14,889 --> 00:45:16,472
Look at the corn-feeder.
1161
00:45:16,555 --> 00:45:18,764
Going all synergies and shit.
1162
00:45:18,847 --> 00:45:20,389
-Yeah.
-ROMAN: Nice.
1163
00:45:20,472 --> 00:45:21,597
Worth a shot.
1164
00:45:21,681 --> 00:45:22,639
Thanks, man.
1165
00:45:31,722 --> 00:45:33,889
Where do you buy your suits,
by the way, Tom?
1166
00:45:33,972 --> 00:45:35,555
Like, maybe that's why
1167
00:45:35,639 --> 00:45:37,055
I'm just not moving
as fast as you.
1168
00:45:37,138 --> 00:45:40,055
I just don't have that,
like, boxy, corporate look.
1169
00:45:40,138 --> 00:45:41,389
Right?
1170
00:45:41,472 --> 00:45:43,555
I mean, I'm sorry, but, like,
1171
00:45:43,639 --> 00:45:46,222
what the fuck?
You look like a Transformer.
1172
00:45:46,305 --> 00:45:48,222
Like, wh-- what's wrong
with your body, man?
1173
00:45:48,305 --> 00:45:50,597
Rome, come on. There's nothing
wrong with his body,
1174
00:45:50,681 --> 00:45:52,097
it's just fuckin' suits.
1175
00:45:52,180 --> 00:45:54,889
What? Come on, we--
we've laughed about it before.
1176
00:45:54,972 --> 00:45:56,430
-ROMAN: You have?
-Yeah.
1177
00:45:56,514 --> 00:45:58,389
He's thrifty, and he has
the worst taste in suits.
1178
00:45:58,472 --> 00:45:59,847
Totally has terrible ta--
1179
00:45:59,931 --> 00:46:01,681
You look like a divorce attorney
from the Twin Cities.
1180
00:46:01,764 --> 00:46:04,055
It's partly the walk.
It's like a real...
1181
00:46:04,138 --> 00:46:06,555
-ROMAN: Robot?
-No, agricultural walk.
1182
00:46:06,639 --> 00:46:08,972
(ROMAN AND TABITHA LAUGH)
1183
00:46:09,055 --> 00:46:10,597
Agricultural walk!
1184
00:46:10,681 --> 00:46:12,764
You know, I tried to get, uh,
one of his suits tailored
1185
00:46:12,847 --> 00:46:14,347
-by the guy that Dad uses.
-ROMAN: Mm-hmm.
1186
00:46:14,430 --> 00:46:16,305
-But he just looked so, like--
-Hey, Shiv? Fuck off.
1187
00:46:28,889 --> 00:46:31,472
So, I'm probably just gonna
sleep in the guest room
1188
00:46:31,555 --> 00:46:33,263
so I don't keep you awake.
1189
00:46:33,347 --> 00:46:34,931
SHIV: Uh, are you kidding me?
1190
00:46:35,013 --> 00:46:37,097
What? We'll both sleep better.
1191
00:46:37,180 --> 00:46:38,138
SHIV: Tom.
1192
00:46:39,138 --> 00:46:40,013
Come on.
1193
00:46:40,972 --> 00:46:43,097
We've just-- We've gotten...
1194
00:46:43,180 --> 00:46:44,722
tangled up, okay?
1195
00:46:47,222 --> 00:46:48,639
Honey,
1196
00:46:48,722 --> 00:46:50,764
you're the only one I can
talk to about this stuff.
1197
00:46:52,055 --> 00:46:53,222
I need you.
1198
00:47:05,013 --> 00:47:06,305
Now, I have a choice...
1199
00:47:06,389 --> 00:47:07,222
TOM: Mm-hmm.
1200
00:47:07,305 --> 00:47:09,639
...to make. It's either Gil,
1201
00:47:09,722 --> 00:47:10,972
or it's Dad.
1202
00:47:11,055 --> 00:47:12,722
And it's a bit of a headfuck.
1203
00:47:12,806 --> 00:47:14,055
Okay.
1204
00:47:14,138 --> 00:47:15,722
Well, let's break it down.
1205
00:47:18,931 --> 00:47:20,263
'Cause here's what
I've been thinking.
1206
00:47:20,347 --> 00:47:22,430
-TOM: Mm-hmm.
-What if a good person...
1207
00:47:23,305 --> 00:47:24,389
ran Waystar?
1208
00:47:24,472 --> 00:47:26,514
Yeah, I know. Waystar, it's--
1209
00:47:26,597 --> 00:47:28,514
You know,
it's the family business.
1210
00:47:29,472 --> 00:47:30,931
It's your inheritance.
1211
00:47:31,013 --> 00:47:34,263
But, you know, you saw
what your dad did to Kendall.
1212
00:47:34,347 --> 00:47:36,764
There's gotta be a chance
he'll do the same to you.
1213
00:47:36,847 --> 00:47:38,681
Get bored of you
once he's got you.
1214
00:47:38,764 --> 00:47:39,931
I dunno. Maybe it's about
1215
00:47:40,013 --> 00:47:42,681
keeping your options open,
Siobhan.
1216
00:47:42,764 --> 00:47:44,681
Oh, yeah. Yes.
1217
00:47:44,764 --> 00:47:46,514
Can you not just...
1218
00:47:46,597 --> 00:47:49,347
see how it goes
and keep the plates spinning?
1219
00:47:49,430 --> 00:47:52,055
Go Dick Morris,
run things from out back?
1220
00:47:56,138 --> 00:47:57,097
Yeah.
1221
00:47:58,430 --> 00:47:59,806
Uh-huh.
1222
00:47:59,889 --> 00:48:01,097
That's the play.
1223
00:48:08,764 --> 00:48:10,138
KENDALL: Okay,
where are we on office two?
1224
00:48:10,222 --> 00:48:12,222
I wanna be operational
by tomorrow.
1225
00:48:12,305 --> 00:48:13,389
They're outside right now.
1226
00:48:13,472 --> 00:48:14,430
Let's go.
1227
00:48:17,722 --> 00:48:19,347
-KENDALL: IT's on their way?
-JESS: Mm-hmm.
1228
00:48:22,097 --> 00:48:24,305
They know where it's going,
seventh floor, right?
1229
00:48:25,180 --> 00:48:27,639
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
1230
00:48:56,305 --> 00:48:57,263
We all set?
1231
00:48:57,347 --> 00:48:58,514
Three minutes.
1232
00:48:59,931 --> 00:49:02,055
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1233
00:49:06,097 --> 00:49:07,555
Okay, guys.
1234
00:49:07,639 --> 00:49:09,722
Everybody, if I could just
have a second.
1235
00:49:11,555 --> 00:49:14,681
I just wanted to update you
on a couple of developments.
1236
00:49:16,263 --> 00:49:18,013
Uh, some of you
may have noticed
1237
00:49:18,097 --> 00:49:20,055
servers are down.
1238
00:49:20,138 --> 00:49:23,097
And we're setting
a satellite office on seven.
1239
00:49:23,180 --> 00:49:25,597
And I'm afraid I have to
inform you,
1240
00:49:25,681 --> 00:49:27,013
you are all dismissed.
1241
00:49:27,097 --> 00:49:29,055
(SCATTERED LAUGHTER)
1242
00:49:29,138 --> 00:49:31,263
Yeah. You're-- You're all fired.
1243
00:49:31,347 --> 00:49:33,430
So, if you can leave
your laptops where they are,
1244
00:49:33,514 --> 00:49:34,681
and hand in your passes,
1245
00:49:34,764 --> 00:49:36,263
security will be coming around
now.
1246
00:49:36,347 --> 00:49:38,222
I've been through everything
you've shown me.
1247
00:49:39,055 --> 00:49:40,055
Food and weed,
1248
00:49:40,138 --> 00:49:41,639
those are the only two verticals
1249
00:49:41,722 --> 00:49:44,305
driving revenue,
so we're folding them in
1250
00:49:44,389 --> 00:49:47,263
and, uh, yeah,
you're all free to leave.
1251
00:49:47,889 --> 00:49:49,305
This is a joke.
1252
00:49:49,389 --> 00:49:51,263
KENDALL: You have 15 minutes
to gather your belongings
1253
00:49:51,347 --> 00:49:52,764
and exit the building.
1254
00:49:52,847 --> 00:49:55,806
Separation agreements will be
handed around shortly.
1255
00:49:55,889 --> 00:49:58,639
One week of severance
per year served,
1256
00:49:58,722 --> 00:50:00,013
with full non-disclosure.
1257
00:50:00,097 --> 00:50:02,472
Post your little videos.
You get three days.
1258
00:50:02,555 --> 00:50:03,889
What the f--
1259
00:50:03,972 --> 00:50:06,597
KENDALL: Unused vacation days
will not be reimbursed.
1260
00:50:06,681 --> 00:50:08,555
Health benefits will be
terminated
1261
00:50:08,639 --> 00:50:09,764
at the end of the month.
1262
00:50:09,847 --> 00:50:11,138
That's it.
1263
00:50:11,222 --> 00:50:12,806
I'd like to thank you all
for your hard work.
1264
00:50:12,889 --> 00:50:14,555
LAURIE: You piece of shit.
1265
00:50:15,305 --> 00:50:16,889
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1266
00:50:20,889 --> 00:50:22,889
-Is that all you got?
-SCOTT: Fuck you.
1267
00:50:22,972 --> 00:50:24,222
Fuck you, man!
1268
00:50:24,305 --> 00:50:26,013
LAWRENCE: Hey. Hey!
1269
00:50:26,097 --> 00:50:28,597
Kendall, what the fuck
are you doing?
1270
00:50:28,681 --> 00:50:30,138
What the fuck is going on?
1271
00:50:30,222 --> 00:50:33,180
Yeah, sorry about the, uh,
cloak and dagger.
1272
00:50:33,263 --> 00:50:35,597
I just needed some time
to untangle all your shit,
1273
00:50:35,681 --> 00:50:36,681
find the profit centers,
1274
00:50:36,764 --> 00:50:38,013
keep the union off our back.
1275
00:50:38,097 --> 00:50:39,931
We're already fully operational
on seven.
1276
00:50:40,013 --> 00:50:42,555
-Why?
-Because my dad told me to.
1277
00:50:44,097 --> 00:50:45,972
LAWRENCE: Because your dad
told you to?
1278
00:50:47,597 --> 00:50:49,180
Jesus Christ.
1279
00:50:49,263 --> 00:50:51,472
Because your dad told you to?
1280
00:50:52,847 --> 00:50:54,472
You-- You fucked it, bro.
1281
00:50:56,806 --> 00:50:57,764
Uh-huh.
1282
00:50:59,430 --> 00:51:02,138
Go find some other chicken coop,
cunt.
1283
00:51:03,639 --> 00:51:04,514
LAWRENCE: What--
1284
00:51:04,597 --> 00:51:06,430
Are you fucking kidding me?
1285
00:51:06,514 --> 00:51:09,305
Because your dad told you to!
1286
00:51:10,472 --> 00:51:12,138
Are you a fucking idiot?
1287
00:51:13,472 --> 00:51:14,931
Kendall!
1288
00:51:15,013 --> 00:51:17,764
♪ (TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
1289
00:51:23,472 --> 00:51:26,013
Yo, Ken. Yo, how's it going?
1290
00:51:27,764 --> 00:51:29,055
All good, Greg.
1291
00:51:29,138 --> 00:51:32,013
Just, you know, looking for love
in all the wrong places.
1292
00:51:32,097 --> 00:51:32,972
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
1293
00:51:33,055 --> 00:51:34,305
No, dude, exactly.
1294
00:51:34,389 --> 00:51:36,055
Listen, Ken, I was, uh,
1295
00:51:36,138 --> 00:51:39,597
super wiped and I--
My legs are just killing me.
1296
00:51:39,681 --> 00:51:41,263
And my lower back.
1297
00:51:41,347 --> 00:51:43,847
So do you think you could maybe
bring the party up to yours?
1298
00:51:43,931 --> 00:51:45,764
-Up to mine?
-Up to your place.
1299
00:51:45,847 --> 00:51:47,681
Yeah, I don't think so, Greg.
1300
00:51:49,514 --> 00:51:51,764
You know, I'm just, like...
1301
00:51:51,847 --> 00:51:55,555
I'm looking for pussy
like a fuckin' techno Gatsby.
1302
00:51:56,555 --> 00:51:58,180
Hell yeah! That's--
1303
00:51:58,263 --> 00:52:00,764
Hell yeah, man. Um...
1304
00:52:00,847 --> 00:52:03,222
There's also-- some of your
acquaintances are maybe
1305
00:52:03,305 --> 00:52:04,639
humping in my bedroom?
1306
00:52:08,180 --> 00:52:09,514
If you c-- Or...
1307
00:52:11,514 --> 00:52:13,222
Can talk to them...
1308
00:52:13,305 --> 00:52:14,806
GIL: I might like to go
for a run
1309
00:52:14,889 --> 00:52:16,639
sometime tomorrow,
if we can make a space.
1310
00:52:16,722 --> 00:52:18,347
I need to test the hamstrings...
1311
00:52:18,430 --> 00:52:19,931
But no paps.
1312
00:52:20,013 --> 00:52:22,263
I don't need another shot
of me looking like a used dick.
1313
00:52:22,347 --> 00:52:24,222
MAN: You're him, right?
You're the guy.
1314
00:52:24,305 --> 00:52:25,305
So they tell me.
1315
00:52:25,389 --> 00:52:26,472
(MAN LAUGHS)
1316
00:52:26,555 --> 00:52:28,180
Good to meet you, man!
I like you, man.
1317
00:52:28,263 --> 00:52:30,972
GIL: I'm nothing
without people like you.
1318
00:52:31,055 --> 00:52:32,305
-(MAN LAUGHS)
-GIL: Hey,
1319
00:52:32,389 --> 00:52:33,597
you and me,
when this work gets done,
1320
00:52:33,681 --> 00:52:35,180
we go get a beer.
What do you say?
1321
00:52:35,263 --> 00:52:36,555
-(LAUGHS) Yeah!
-Okay?
1322
00:52:36,639 --> 00:52:38,013
-Yeah. Cool.
-All right.
1323
00:52:38,097 --> 00:52:39,555
-Great to meet you. All right.
-MAN: Yeah, yeah.
1324
00:52:50,889 --> 00:52:52,013
Hey, you want some gel?
1325
00:52:52,472 --> 00:52:53,389
Sorry?
1326
00:52:53,472 --> 00:52:55,222
Some Purell, for your hand.
1327
00:52:55,305 --> 00:52:57,138
How long's it been
since you touched a prole?
1328
00:52:57,222 --> 00:52:58,430
No thank you, Shiv.
1329
00:52:59,305 --> 00:53:00,681
Oh, come on. I'm-- I'm kidding.
1330
00:53:00,764 --> 00:53:01,931
The joke being what, exactly?
1331
00:53:02,013 --> 00:53:03,430
That I wanna sanitize my hand
1332
00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:05,097
after I meet with a guy
in the street?
1333
00:53:05,180 --> 00:53:06,305
Thank you. No. I'm good.
1334
00:53:06,389 --> 00:53:08,430
Yeah, it's a pretty shitty joke,
Shiv.
1335
00:53:08,514 --> 00:53:09,681
GIL: I'm just saying
1336
00:53:09,764 --> 00:53:11,055
that I think that maybe
we need to be
1337
00:53:11,138 --> 00:53:14,347
more respectful
of the working folk.
1338
00:53:14,430 --> 00:53:15,639
Even internally?
1339
00:53:15,722 --> 00:53:17,097
-I mean--
-Okay, yeah. I get it Gil.
1340
00:53:17,180 --> 00:53:19,138
GIL: I don't want us
to fall into that trap.
1341
00:53:19,222 --> 00:53:20,847
No, I-- I'm sorry, Shiv,
1342
00:53:20,931 --> 00:53:22,722
but I just think that maybe
you like in a kind of a bubble
1343
00:53:22,806 --> 00:53:25,013
and this kind of joke
is okay around your family
1344
00:53:25,097 --> 00:53:26,013
and friends.
1345
00:53:26,097 --> 00:53:27,180
Don't fucking give me that.
1346
00:53:27,263 --> 00:53:28,847
Excuse me?
1347
00:53:28,931 --> 00:53:31,013
Don't pull a guilt trip on me
'cause you're selling your soul.
1348
00:53:31,097 --> 00:53:32,722
I'm sorry,
do we have a problem here?
1349
00:53:32,806 --> 00:53:36,180
Jesus, Shiv, you need a banana
and a nap?
1350
00:53:36,263 --> 00:53:38,931
I think maybe we continue
this conversation in private.
1351
00:53:39,555 --> 00:53:40,514
SHIV: Why?
1352
00:53:40,597 --> 00:53:42,013
You don't want him to know
1353
00:53:42,097 --> 00:53:43,514
you've still got my dad's cock
in your mouth?
1354
00:53:43,597 --> 00:53:46,097
I was discussing an arrangement
you recommended.
1355
00:53:46,180 --> 00:53:48,263
Oh, yeah, you did.
Didn't you just, y--
1356
00:53:48,347 --> 00:53:49,389
Certainly discussed it.
1357
00:53:49,472 --> 00:53:50,889
GIL: I don't understand.
1358
00:53:50,972 --> 00:53:52,972
You're riding me over a deal
you told me to take.
1359
00:53:53,055 --> 00:53:54,514
Took it pretty quick though,
didn't you?
1360
00:53:54,597 --> 00:53:56,555
Rolled over really fucking fast.
1361
00:53:56,639 --> 00:53:58,889
And now you're taking
reach-arounds and...
1362
00:53:58,972 --> 00:54:01,013
flights on a 787.
1363
00:54:01,097 --> 00:54:03,597
Where's this coming from,
Siobhan?
1364
00:54:03,681 --> 00:54:06,514
I'm sorry, I think
maybe we should just...
1365
00:54:06,597 --> 00:54:08,097
reassess.
1366
00:54:08,180 --> 00:54:11,347
Perhaps I... Dick Morris things,
operate from the background?
1367
00:54:12,931 --> 00:54:14,263
GIL: Uh-huh. Okay. Yeah.
1368
00:54:14,347 --> 00:54:16,013
No, you know what I think?
I think you're right.
1369
00:54:16,097 --> 00:54:19,013
I think we need to reassess
more comprehensively.
1370
00:54:19,097 --> 00:54:20,514
SHIV: Mm-hmm.
1371
00:54:20,597 --> 00:54:22,722
I think Nate is right,
that your...
1372
00:54:22,806 --> 00:54:25,639
connections to Tom, ATN, are...
1373
00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:28,263
a distraction.
1374
00:54:28,347 --> 00:54:30,972
Oh yeah? Well you know what?
Actually, I'm out.
1375
00:54:32,681 --> 00:54:35,430
Actually, I just fired you,
Shiv.
1376
00:54:35,514 --> 00:54:37,514
If you'd even noticed.
1377
00:54:37,597 --> 00:54:40,305
Well, I already fuckin' quit,
if you had any antennae.
1378
00:54:49,514 --> 00:54:51,305
KENDALL: Okay, it's done.
1379
00:54:52,347 --> 00:54:53,847
Vaulter's dead.
1380
00:54:53,931 --> 00:54:55,931
Four-hundred and seventy-six
off the payroll,
1381
00:54:56,013 --> 00:54:57,639
full-timers, freelance...
1382
00:54:57,722 --> 00:55:00,097
I, uh, negotiated an early break
from the lease
1383
00:55:00,180 --> 00:55:01,889
and hired an editor
and five interns
1384
00:55:01,972 --> 00:55:03,263
for the two remaining verticals.
1385
00:55:03,347 --> 00:55:05,097
the rest will be
user-generated,
1386
00:55:05,180 --> 00:55:08,138
reviews, upload pics,
all that stuff.
1387
00:55:09,222 --> 00:55:10,972
Also, I harvested
a ton of ideas
1388
00:55:11,055 --> 00:55:12,806
from the Vaulter staff
before they left.
1389
00:55:12,889 --> 00:55:14,305
IP and start-up ideas.
1390
00:55:14,389 --> 00:55:17,889
Most of it's, you know,
bullshit but... you never know.
1391
00:55:19,305 --> 00:55:21,555
We'll say you tried
to keep it alive.
1392
00:55:22,972 --> 00:55:25,055
Valiant efforts, et cetera.
1393
00:55:25,138 --> 00:55:26,722
I'm good. I'll wear it.
1394
00:55:26,806 --> 00:55:28,764
(PHONE BUZZING)
1395
00:55:31,931 --> 00:55:33,055
I should take this.
1396
00:55:35,931 --> 00:55:37,597
-Yeah?
-SHIV: Dad?
1397
00:55:38,305 --> 00:55:39,847
I told Gil.
1398
00:55:39,931 --> 00:55:41,764
I'm ready. Let's get started.
1399
00:55:41,847 --> 00:55:44,681
Start... looping me in.
1400
00:55:44,764 --> 00:55:45,889
That's great.
1401
00:55:46,764 --> 00:55:47,847
I'll be in touch.
1402
00:55:53,806 --> 00:55:54,847
KENDALL: Everything okay?
1403
00:55:54,931 --> 00:55:56,681
LOGAN: Oh, yeah.
Usual headaches.
1404
00:55:56,764 --> 00:55:58,722
Hey. Should I be in this?
1405
00:55:58,806 --> 00:56:00,180
LOGAN: Roman,
1406
00:56:00,263 --> 00:56:02,555
your brother's gonna be working
in here from now on.
1407
00:56:02,639 --> 00:56:03,847
Oh, yeah?
1408
00:56:03,931 --> 00:56:06,055
LOGAN: I need him
across the proxy battle.
1409
00:56:06,138 --> 00:56:08,430
Can't afford
communication slips.
1410
00:56:09,305 --> 00:56:10,263
Okay?
1411
00:56:13,472 --> 00:56:15,055
What are you waiting for?
1412
00:56:15,138 --> 00:56:16,514
A kiss?
1413
00:56:16,597 --> 00:56:19,806
Fuck off. Be gone. Bye bye.
1414
00:56:30,639 --> 00:56:32,097
Yes? Can I help you?
1415
00:56:32,972 --> 00:56:34,347
Fuck you looking at?
1416
00:56:34,430 --> 00:56:36,013
You did good, son.
1417
00:56:38,138 --> 00:56:39,472
Make yourself at home.
1418
00:56:41,180 --> 00:56:43,514
♪ (PIANO MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
1419
00:57:03,597 --> 00:57:04,639
LOGAN: Comfortable?
1420
00:57:28,347 --> 00:57:31,013
Hey. Can I get a pack
of American Spirit Yellow?
1421
00:57:32,847 --> 00:57:34,055
One of these.
1422
00:57:34,138 --> 00:57:35,847
(FOOTBALL COMMENTARY
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
1423
00:57:39,347 --> 00:57:41,389
♪ (PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
1424
00:59:32,722 --> 00:59:33,889
GERRI KILLMAN:
There were some doubts as to...
1425
00:59:33,972 --> 00:59:36,305
whether an acquisition is really
what we need right now.
1426
00:59:36,514 --> 00:59:38,806
It is.
The bigger, the better.
1427
00:59:39,847 --> 00:59:40,639
And I have it.
1428
00:59:41,138 --> 00:59:43,222
-♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
-SHIV ROY: This is a disaster.
1429
00:59:43,305 --> 00:59:44,305
We need to stop him.
1430
00:59:44,389 --> 00:59:46,222
Could you sit out
the corporate retreat
1431
00:59:46,305 --> 00:59:47,138
this year?
1432
00:59:47,222 --> 00:59:49,138
Nah, it's a morale booster.
1433
00:59:49,514 --> 00:59:51,681
Someone spiked the deed.
1434
00:59:51,764 --> 00:59:53,806
Which one of you boars did it?
1435
00:59:54,138 --> 00:59:58,722
Here's news, I... will... win!
1436
00:59:58,806 --> 01:00:01,055
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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