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ORIGINAL NETFLIX SERIES
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BOWLING CLUB
"AT LEISURE"
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Well, it's your turn.
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Listen carefully and do
as i say.
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Don't learn to play
to Chicken with Headphone.
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{\ an8} I came up with Chicken with an Earphone.
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{\ an8} No. You came up with an earphone.
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{\ an8} I brought in the chicken.
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Super team.
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{\ an8} So take a pineapple
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{\ an8} and go to Tanner.
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Tell him:
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{\ an8} "Tanner, Tanner, you're human ... ker."
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{\ an8} Kiss my baby?
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{\ an8} Of course, a kiss.
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Is it a boy or a girl?
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This is pineapple.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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{\ an8} This is the fault of the parents.
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{\ an8} Let me guess. “Chicken with an earphone”?
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{\ an8} No, this is pineapple, baby.
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{\ an8} Well, at least you're pretty.
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{\ an8} Bye, Teddy.
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This kid is so nasty.
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It was great.
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Guys what i said
about the "Chicken with an Earphone" in a bowling club?
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I also want to!
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Okay. I will go to that lady and say ...
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... "Hey, you hit all the pins,
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well, raise it. ”
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And she is like this:
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"What? I thought we were at the bowling club. ”
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And everyone will die of laughter.
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I’ll take inventory
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and come up with a few more messes.
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Fine. I can’t wait to hear them.
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“She doesn't drive at all.”
- Not.
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My turn.
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So...
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... go to whoever comes next
and say:
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"Be a bunny, eat my balls."
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Now someone is numb from fucking awesome.
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There will be a complete tin!
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Dad? What are you doing here?
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Hey! Stick to the script.
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A son...
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... I'm here to pick you up
to Bouronia.
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"Be a bunny ...
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... eat my balls. "
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CHAPTER 9
ROYAL ARRIVAL 54
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why am i going home?
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Because of something called
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"Yard barbecue race."
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Oh have you seen?
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Oh, you saw it.
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I not only saw
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but I can’t see it again now.
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Jago, I said before, this is not funny.
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Take away the monkey.
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How can one be so reckless?
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You risked revealing everything ...
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... that you are a prince.
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Father, I assure you, no one knows that I ...
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...prince.
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Yes, we did not tell him.
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We?
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Told a little friend?
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No no. I didn’t tell him anything.
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Yes. Joseph said.
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Where is this imbecile?
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Oh hello guys i have
mini cupcakes.
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Oh no!
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Your Majesty!
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Sir?
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Mini cupcakes, sir.
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Lord
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Why do I see your toes?
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Because I'm wearing slippers.
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I can get you.
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I entrusted you with the safety of my son,
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and you neglected duties
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for a bag of tiny muffins?
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- Mini muffins.
- Never mind!
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Your incompetence is staggering.
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That would not happen
if you weren’t in the slippers.
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Say goodbye my son.
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Royal plane takes offat six o'clock exactly.
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Your father seems cute.
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So many memories.
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Emil, we are still here.
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Oh sorry.
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I experienced that first time again now
when I turned off the light.
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We have...
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... with a switch
relations.
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Emil?
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Sorry.
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I use puns
to hide the sadness.
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You have to say something to your father
to let him stay.
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Yes, isn't that your Bakshal desire?
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Yes but opening
your true identity
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I formally violated Bakshal’s agreement.
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You definitely have a lot of laws!
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Oh.
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Abridged edition.
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It is forbidden to use cabbage
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for three crescents
from the autumnal equinox.
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Yes.
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And in the abbreviated there are mysterious points.
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Hey, suddenly there is something here
that will allow you to stay.
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Yes, lawyer Broner always says:
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“If there is a law, then there is a loophole.”
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Great spec.
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Thanks to him a lot of criminals
on the loose.
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Including Broner.
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Wonderful.
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But even if there’s some kind of loophole,
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Obviously you never met
a couple of bookworms like us.
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Let’s flip the pages.
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Found anything?
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I discovered what the use of
the wrong salad fork at the banquet ...
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... they will shave your moose.
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They use this punishment.
too often.
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Well,
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that seems to be all.
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Time to say good-bye.
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Goodbye Emil.
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I do not say goodbye.
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Because...
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... goodbye means ...
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...goodbye!
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Nothing, Teddy.
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But just know you're the best friend
in my life.
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And this counting that cute dachshund,able to bark my name.
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I can’t believe it.
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He is leaving.
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Oh, he forgot his charter.
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Escape, give it to him.
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Two pages stuck together.
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Teddy, I think I found something.
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"All the dancing bears
must wear pants. ”
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Is logical.
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No, read below!
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"Para Murat."
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Take a look, sir.
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Shoes hid fingers.
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Actually, I bought them at a sale ...
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I do not care!
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Be useful at least and load your luggage.
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Come on, my son.
The royal plane is waiting.
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No, wait! You cannot fly.
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And why not?
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You?
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Because I'm your moose rat.
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- Losekrys.
- Losekrys!
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Oh!
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Of course! I know what it is!
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But it’s worth explaining what this means ...
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... to Joseph.
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Well...
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... as everyone knows ...
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... except for Joseph,
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The Royal Charter states that if
the prince found a bride ...
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- ... his Losekrys ...
“He stays in her village
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for up to five years. "
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Ha! You see? I know something.
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Is it true my son?
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This young lady is
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is your losecats?
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Yes.
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What have you not said before?
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Well, that changes everything.
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I am returning to Bouronia, and you ...
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... doves, keep cooing.
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After, of course, as you pass
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"Compatibility Test."
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BUT.
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What is the “compatibility test?”
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I can’t know everything in the world.
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In the evening I will arrange a trial.
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Yes. Everything can work out.
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Well then ... you better get ready!
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To whatever it is.
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Yes.
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Come, my Losekrys!
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And my ...
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... "Drugokrys." Come on!
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So Joseph ...
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... if you intend to keep the job,
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we will conduct the test privately.
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What about the hostess mother, sir?
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She dresses in the evenings
something funny
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but professional.
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Then do your duty
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and eliminate it.
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Not! I cant.
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She is a good man, sir ...
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- ... and there are laws!
- Eliminate her ...
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... invite for dinner ...
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... to distract
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you moron.
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Oh yes, of course!
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Oh, it will be fun.
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She wanted to go to the "theater with dinner."
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“Glad I have new shoes.”
- Enough.
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What just happened there?
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You think I like to see Sydney
with someone?
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Except your boyfriend ...
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... Tanner.
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He's great.
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Excellent taxied.
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Yes, Tanner sent a funny message,
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- it says ...
- Here it is.
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"Compatibility Test -
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this is a number of physical
and mental tasks
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to make sure that Losekrys knows
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all about my betrothed
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and its bouronian customs.
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We certainly cannot do this.
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My father can ask anything
about me, 231
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And we have so many hours.
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I think you forgot
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your fictitious bride
copes well with tests.
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Teddy is right.
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I intend to learn everything you need to know
about you,
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Emil Pulkow.
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Actually, my real name is
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Maxim Magnus Gustav Niels Anders
Henryk
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Adolfus Bjorn Gunnar Olaf
Vanderclaut ...
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...third.
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How many mistakes are made?
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Oh, be careful!
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Good God!
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How is it still ...
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It's impossible.
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And something else...
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- For the lady.- Oh.
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Oh my God.
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The flower grew right behind your ear
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how did I not notice?
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I love magic.
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Very nice change of place after
bowling club.
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Well I thought you deserve
magical ...
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... three hours and forty-two minutes
In the countryside.
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I will say that I ...
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... glad to this dear ...
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... a quiet evening.
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Are you okay?
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You seem a little nervous.
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Sorry lately
at work a lot of stress.
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This is my boss. Cakes
with any minor negligence.
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The king is a real tyrant.
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King?
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Yes of course.
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The boss makes you call him king.
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Wait.
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Your boss is deputy director Chipler, right?
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It's him?
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Yes. It's him.
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King of my misery.
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Wow. She studied with him in high school.
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He was always such a jerk.
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This dunce threatened to fire me,
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called a boob, said that
I'm dumber than his monkey.
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He has a monkey.
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Sorry.
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Why do you need to hear about
problems at work.
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Not! Come on, lay it out.
269
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,802
Excuse me! We need wine here.
270
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,974
Wow. They are great.
283 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,228
271
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,397
"COMPATIBILITY TEST"
272
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,943
Hello and welcome
273
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,987
to "Compatibility Testing."
274
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,406
I am your host, King of Bouronia,
275
00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:09,408
but today you can call me
276
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:11,702
Your Majesty, King of Bouronia.
277
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:19,001
I did not imagine it at all.
278
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:22,171
My father is big
quiz fan.
279
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:25,382
He’s at home with this wheel
convicts convicts.
280
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:29,261
Before we invite a contestant,
281
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,721
Imagine a co-host
282
00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:32,181
super player on the nerves,
283
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,974
Today will play on yours:
284
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,060
Iago monkey!
285
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,065
And now
299 00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:42,399
286
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,860
Sidney from Peoria.
287
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:48,656
It is very strange.
288
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:55,037
So Sydney
289
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,205
how are you today?
290
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:57,998
I'm a bit nervous,
291
00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,125
Mr. King?
292
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:04,129
Charming.
293
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:05,923
So, let's begin.
294
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,842
What are the nine names of the prince?
295
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,594
In reverse order.
296
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:15,975
Olaf, Niels, Magnus, Henryk, Gustav,
Gunnar
297
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,477
Bjorn, Anders and Adolfo.
298
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,231
Shinji Quin, that was impressive!
299
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:24,400
But wrong.
300
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,611
The correct answer is Adolfus,
301
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,531
not Adolfo. Adolfus is the answer
which we were waiting for.
302
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:35,327
Now remember: two more mistakes,
303
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,205
and you will be eliminated.
304
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,415
Father no!
319 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,001
305
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,294
Eliminated from the game!
306
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,840
Why does everyone immediately think about the murder?
307
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:50,259
You can handle it.
308
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,468
Be calm.
309
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:56,473
And this gentle moose cry
310
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,685
Jago said it was time
the first
311
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,145
physical test.
312
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:02,062
So...
313
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,023
... let's spin ...
314
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,775
... "Wheel of tradition"!
315
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,365
So Sydney
316
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:16,201
do you want to say hi to someone
from the audience?
317
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,327
To your son
318
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:18,704
and teddy.
319
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,039
AND...
320
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:21,749
... I don’t know others.
321
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:27,254
Looks like we're playing ...
322
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,548
... "Find this leg!"
323
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:34,053
Let's see if Sydney can find out
339 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,680
324
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:49,735
This?
325
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,530
She knows these fingers!
326
00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:58,827
Sydney?
327
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:02,873
Didn't know you today
on a television game.
328
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,041
Good luck
329
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:07,920
Go ahead!
330
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,715
Third of January, Capricorn.
331
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:21,475
His moose blanket. He slept under him
up to nine years old.
332
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:28,440
"Cheese sculpture."
333
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:33,946
Not at all like that.
334
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,285
Okay, this task will solve everything,
335
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:44,498
there are two errors, one more -
and you are eliminated.
336
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:45,833
From the game.
337
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,920
And your last test is ...
338
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:53,674
... "Jumping trout"!
339
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,510
In this
340
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,262
a barrel of 10 lake frill.
341
00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,556
And only one rainbow trout.
342
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,517
Sidney, you have fifteen seconds
359 00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:05,185
343
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:07,604
- I'm a vegetarian.
“Twelve seconds.”
344
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,565
- Grab the fish.
- Teeth.
345
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,442
Three two
346
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:17,406
one ... she caught a rainbow trout.
347
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:20,909
Sydney
348
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,954
You passed the test with honor!
349
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:25,414
Happened!
350
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,875
- Awesome!
- That was great!
351
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,418
It is all over.
352
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,670
Congratulations to the happy couple.
353
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:34,673
Let's see what they won.
354
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,428
A chance to participate in the second round.
355
00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:42,973
Second round?
356
00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:45,559
Yes, according to the latest survey
357
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:46,977
women of bouronia,
358
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:50,981
The prince must know his Losekrys,
as good as she is his. 376
359
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,234
...right now.
360
00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,781
This award sucks.
361
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,452
I have not prepared for this test.
362
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,622
But...
363
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:08,665
... I have only one name.
364
00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:19,384
And then the boss made me
lie in a muddy puddle
365
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,262
to walk on my back.
366
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:26,141
Is this the job of a janitor?
367
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,352
I don't care that he’s the deputy director,
368
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:30,520
Chipler can't walk on you.
369
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,064
You know you're right!
370
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:35,067
Next time I will see the boss and say:
371
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:36,235
“Enough!”
372
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,111
This is another matter!
373
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,366
Oh my god, you will never believe ...
374
00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:43,325
What?
375
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,619
It's him. Chipler, he's here.
376
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:47,871
Does he conjure?
377
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:49,790
Oh my God.
396 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,668
378
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,295
Sorry.
379
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:58,465
I think I need to pull off the table ...
380
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,094
... top three clubs!
381
00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:03,720
Boom!
382
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:07,140
The wonderful Chipler hit you.
383
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,726
It is for you.
384
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,355
This is your chance, Joseph.
385
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:14,898
We must stand up for ourselves.
386
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,901
No no. I don't want to bother him
while he...
387
00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:19,444
... focuses.
388
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,115
If you don’t tell this moron,
I will do it.
389
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:26,702
And voila! Your parking ...
390
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:28,328
... extended.
391
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,289
Good evening.
392
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,333
Hi Chip.
393
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,794
Regina Bobina?
394
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:38,171
You know, not Bobin for a long time.
395
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,840
I'm Jackson.
396
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:41,591
I'm glad to see you.
397
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:42,884
I know what you think:
417 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,387
398
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,972
much cooler? "
399
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:48,932
I greet you.
400
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:52,185
Listen here, Mr. King of the school.
401
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:53,812
I like it.
402
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:55,522
Still would.
403
00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:58,692
But I don't like the way you
relate to employees.
404
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,320
You are hard poker.
405
00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:02,696
Do you see him?
406
00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:06,366
Hey!! Joseph!
407
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:08,243
Do not dare this: “Hey Joseph.”
408
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,120
He is a hardworking person
409
00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:12,289
you treat him like garbage.
410
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:13,957
Feel cool
411
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:17,711
- The big boy?
- Do not. I'm fragile like glass.
412
00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:19,421
Henceforth
413
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:21,673
you will show respect for him.
414
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:24,343
And add twenty percent.
435 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:26,636
415
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:34,561
Regina?
416
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,646
It was inspiring.
417
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:40,275
I don't think this tyrant will be again
to walk on you.
418
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:43,320
Keep yourself in control, Chipler.
419
00:22:43,653 --> 00:22:44,863
Keep calm!
420
00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:51,578
Maybe we'll leave him a good tip.
421
00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:55,707
BOWLING CLUB
"AT LEISURE"
422
00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:57,959
Who knows what he will ask
423
00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:00,837
that is, I know you
but not so good.
424
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,422
Let's briefly about the main thing:
425
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,299
My film is Steep Turns ...
426
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,009
What is Steep Turns ?
427
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:08,178
The film is about the Jamaican bobsled team.
428
00:23:08,261 --> 00:23:10,055
- But ...
- There is no snow in Jamaica. 450
429
00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:15,143
It just doesn't make sense.
430
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:18,063
Hello, welcome
in the second round
431
00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:20,357
"Compatibility Tests."
432
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,609
Sidney hit us in the first round,
433
00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:25,695
it was the turn of the prince to take
hot chair
434
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:27,781
remember: after three mistakes he ...
435
00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:29,783
Coming back home!
436
00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:33,662
Oh no.
437
00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:35,122
What should we do?
438
00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:37,666
Guys, I have an idea.
439
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:40,377
Let's play Chicken with an Earphone.
440
00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:42,462
Teddy, we don’t have time ...
441
00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:43,839
Oh...
442
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:49,052
Okay, Sidney and the young prince,
443
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:51,179
join me on stage.
444
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:56,726
First question:
445
00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,938
what is Sydney's favorite dessert?
468 00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:04,776
446
00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:06,027
"GUMMY BEARS"
447
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:08,113
Right!
448
00:24:10,031 --> 00:24:11,199
Question two:
449
00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:14,244
what was the name of the first pet Sydney?
450
00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:16,580
Katy Perry.
451
00:24:18,081 --> 00:24:18,957
It’s ridiculous.
452
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,626
Katy Perry.
453
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:22,961
KATY PERRY
454
00:24:23,044 --> 00:24:24,588
Right again.
455
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:27,466
Farther.
456
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,551
Prince Emil, your Losekrys ...
457
00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:31,178
... she has eyes.
458
00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:33,847
What color are they?
459
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:36,016
It's simple, they ...
460
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:37,350
The trick question.
461
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:39,686
Her eyes may be
462
00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:41,271
- blue ...
- green
463
00:24:41,354 --> 00:24:42,856
depending on what she’s wearing.
464
00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:44,774
And how light falls on them.
465
00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:47,569
But there is one thing that I know for sure:
466
00:24:47,944 --> 00:24:49,613
they sparkle like stars
490 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:53,074
467
00:24:57,078 --> 00:24:58,205
Wow.
468
00:25:01,124 --> 00:25:02,417
It was wonderful.
469
00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:07,255
I had more ...
470
00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:09,382
... fifty questions
471
00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:11,676
but I don't need to be convinced anymore.
472
00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:13,887
You two are made for each other.
473
00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:15,514
Congratulations.
474
00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:20,143
You have passed the Compatibility Test.
475
00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:26,650
I am so happy for you, my son.
476
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:29,778
I will return home, and you continue
take care of Sydney,
477
00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:31,071
but remember:
478
00:25:31,154 --> 00:25:32,656
this is your last chance.
479
00:25:32,739 --> 00:25:34,658
You have to keep a low profile.
480
00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:36,493
And for heaven’s sake,
481
00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:38,578
no barbecue races.
482
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:40,247
Yes father.
483
00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:44,417
We have to go home.
484
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:47,045
I never poop when traveling.
509 00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:59,474
485
00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:00,892
Mom will be back soon.
486
00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:03,353
Do not worry. Servants take care of this.
487
00:26:03,436 --> 00:26:06,231
I don’t know, friend. There are so many things.
488
00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:08,900
Wow.
489
00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:10,860
They are cool.
490
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,281
Teddy.
491
00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:15,699
It was awesome.
492
00:26:15,782 --> 00:26:17,826
Do you know so much about me?
493
00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:20,203
And the last answer was this ...
494
00:26:20,328 --> 00:26:21,329
... sweetheart.
495
00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:23,540
Where did you get this?
496
00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:26,918
Oh. Uh ...
497
00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:29,004
Hey. What are you talking about?
498
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:30,547
Nothing.
499
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:35,051
I want to thank you both for everything
500
00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:36,678
what have you done.
501
00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:39,723
I came to America to find
best friend.
502
00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:41,600
But now I have two of them.
503
00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:45,478
Three, if you count the dachshund,who knows how to bark my name.
504
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:48,648
Since you stay
505
00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:50,650
how do we celebrate?
506
00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:55,113
Let's watch a movie with fun
the name Steep Turns .
507
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:56,448
Good.
508
00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:59,284
We’ll make nachos from the cheese head.
509
00:27:00,076 --> 00:27:01,953
I’m sure my face is very tasty.
510
00:27:03,913 --> 00:27:06,791
So they brought ice to Jamaica or ...
511
00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:40,700
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