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This is the city. Paris, France.
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It is just like any other big city,
London, New York, Tokyo...
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...except for two little things.
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In Paris, people eat better...
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...and in Paris people make love,
well, perhaps not better...
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...but certainly more often.
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They do it any time, any place.
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On the Left Bank...
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...on the Right Bank...
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...and in between.
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They do it by day...
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...and they do it by night.
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The butcher...
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...the baker...
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...and the friendly undertaker.
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They do it in motion.
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They do it sitting absolutely still.
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Poodles do it.
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Tourists do it.
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Generals do it.
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Once in a while, even existentialists do it.
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There is young love...
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...and old love.
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Married love...
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...and illicit love.
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That is where I come in.
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My name is Claude Chavasse.
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I am what you would call "a private eye. "
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It was Monday, June 11, 6:15 a.m.
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I had been working
the nightwatch on the Place Vend�me...
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...outside the Ritz Hotel.
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In order to protect the innocent,
I will call this the case of Madame X.
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Of course, she was not entirely innocent.
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While Monsieur X was attending
a business conference in London...
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...she was conferring nightly
in Suite 14 of the Ritz.
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8:45 a.m.
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I arrived at No.17, rue Mallebranche.
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This is where I live,
and this is also where I have my office.
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It is a very quiet neighborhood.
My clients prefer it this way.
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-Bonjour, Madame.
-Bonjour, Monsieur Chavasse.
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It is a neat, normal life we have here.
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There's just myself,
my daughter, and her cello.
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-Papa?
-Good morning, Ariane.
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Good morning, Papa.
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Did you have a hard night?
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So-so.
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Interesting case?
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So-so.
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-Tell me about it.
-Never mind.
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Why not?
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Never mind!
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Papa, I'm worried about you.
You've been working every night.
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It's my busiest season.
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You need a rest.
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In my profession, it's like being a doctor.
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I have to be on call night and day.
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A good doctor can never rest,
not until the patient is out of bed.
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I'd never thought of it that way.
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You shouldn't think of it at all.
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How are things at the conservatory?
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-So-so. We're rehearsing.
-Rehearsing what?
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A symphony. Haydn's 88th.
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I always tell you what I'm doing
but you never tell me what you're doing.
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That's because I love you.
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I want to protect you from these sordid
matters I have to deal with.
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-Now go back to your cello.
-Yes, Papa.
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Wouldn't you like some breakfast?
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Later. I have some work to do
in the darkroom.
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I'm expecting a client.
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When Mama was alive,
I'm sure you discussed your work with her.
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Your mama was a married woman.
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I'm so glad.
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-Papa, your coffee's getting cold.
-Just a few minutes.
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-You can play detective later.
-All right.
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-Who's this man?
-Ariane, please!
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He's very attractive.
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He's very objectionable, and quite immoral.
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-He is?
-And utterly no good.
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-What did he do?
-That's enough.
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I don't think I've ever seen
his face in the files.
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Ariane! Have you been into my files?
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No, Papa.
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I mean, yes, Papa.
Just a few of them, when I was dusting.
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Ariane, you've been told a thousand times
to stay away from those files.
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I've been trying, Papa,
but they're so fascinating.
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At the conservatory, all the girls envy me
because I have my private library.
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Library? This is not a library.
This is a sewer.
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How can you say that?
Some of these cases are so romantic.
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-I've read them time and time again.
-What cases?
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Well, I guess my favorite one is in file "D."
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The Duchess of Devontry
and her Alpine guide.
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It's so sad, and so beautiful.
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Your father almost had a heart attack
following them up the Matterhorn.
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How she must have loved him,
to give up everything.
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The duke, the castle,
the horses and the hounds.
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And for what?
Two weeks of shameless passion.
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Two glorious weeks!
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It was a terrible scandal,
and it had to lead to a terrible end.
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But it was worth it.
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What woman could ask for more
than to die together with her lover?
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Buried under an avalanche,
locked in each other's arms forever.
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Nonsense. They'll thaw out this summer,
and that will be it.
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Papa, how can you be so cruel?
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Don't you have any sympathy?
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I do. My sympathy is with the duke.
And the horses and the hounds.
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How about the case of the Benedictine
monk who quit his order...
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...for the love of a young widow?
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She only married him because she wanted
the secret formula for the liqueur.
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-Papa, you're a cynic.
-I guess I am.
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-You enjoy your work.
-I guess I do.
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-You'd enjoy it even if you weren't paid.
-I wouldn't go that far.
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You enjoyed exposing Madame La Roche.
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Madame La Roche? You've read that, too?
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And those passionate letters
she wrote that bullfighter...
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...after he was gored by her husband.
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I'm going to put double locks
on everything around here.
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Papa.
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Ariane, you are not to come into this office
without my permission...
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...and you are not to dust in here!
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And you are not to answer the door.
This is my client.
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Go back to your room and practice.
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Bonjour, Monsieur.
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Bonjour, Monsieur Chavasse.
I came straight from the airport.
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-My wife thinks I'm still in London.
-Very clever. In here, please.
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What did you find out?
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It will be a few more minutes.
The evidence is not quite dry.
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-How was the weather in London?
-Miserable.
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It was beautiful here.
The nights have been so warm.
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-How was business in London?
-Terrible.
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That's a shame.
Things have been very lively in Paris.
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Can't we stop this dreadful noise?
I'm a very nervous man.
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Of course, Monsieur.
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-Ariane, please, not now.
-Yes, Papa.
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Before I show you these photographs...
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...I wish to point out that they were taken
under very difficult conditions.
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The light was bad,
the distance considerable...
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...and the angle was quite impossible.
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Please, Monsieur.
Is the news good or bad?
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That depends. Is this your wife?
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-Here.
-Thank you.
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It looks like her.
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-Then, I regret to inform you, it looks bad.
-There is another man?
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There is.
And I regret to say that he looks good.
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-He does.
-And here we have the two together.
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Please, Monsieur,
you must not excite yourself.
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-I'm trying.
-Would you like some brandy?
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No, thanks. It gives me heartburn.
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How about some aspirin?
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No, thanks. It gives me a headache.
What did you say his name was?
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His name is Frank Flannagan.
American. Very rich.
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Oil, construction business,
turbo-jet engines, Pepsi-Cola....
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"The Pause that Refreshes"?
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No, that's the other one:
"Pepsi-Cola Hits the Spot!"
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But we must not jump to conclusions.
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It's this terrible uncertainty
that's driving me mad.
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He comes to Paris every year.
And I always know when he comes...
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...because my business
improves noticeably.
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I should have taken my wife
with me to London.
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He does very well in London, too.
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Also in Rome, Vienna, Madrid.
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Here are the Scandinavian countries.
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There was an episode in Stockholm...
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...involving twin sisters.
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But why should I bore you with statistics?
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How long has this been going on?
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Well, I imagine ever since he was 16.
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No! I mean with my wife.
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A week or so.
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They are having supper every night
in his suite at the Ritz.
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The Ritz? Everybody knows us at the Ritz.
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I wouldn't worry. She's very discreet.
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She always uses the service elevator,
and she always wears a veil.
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That's good.
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She usually arrives at his suite,
No. 14, at 9:00.
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You will be relieved to know
that they are not alone.
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They're not?
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There is always
a four-piece gypsy orchestra.
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They open the program
with something called Hot Paprika.
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Then, a little Liszt,
a little Leh�r, a czardas or two...
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...and at five minutes before 10:00
they always play Fascination.
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Fascination?
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No, no. That's not the way it goes.
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-Quite pretty, isn't it?
-Yes. What comes after that?
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That's it. They play Fascination,
and they leave.
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-And my wife?
-She stays.
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We must not jump to conclusions.
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Here is the window of Suite 14 at 11:00.
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12:00.
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1:00.
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2:00.
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3:00. 4:00....
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-What are you doing?
-I'm jumping to conclusions!
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Please, Monsieur. Put that away.
You must not shoot your wife.
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You will only bungle the job.
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Your hand will tremble, at best
you will wound her in the leg or shoulder.
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You will take her to the hospital...
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...she will meet a very attractive doctor--
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I will not shoot my wife. I love my wife.
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-You must not shoot yourself.
-Myself?. I haven't done anything.
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Quite true.
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What is the number of the suite, 14?
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-Exactly.
-And the gypsies leave at 10:00?
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Exactly.
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Then at 10:00,
I shall walk into Suite 14 and shoot.
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-The American?
-Exactly.
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Goodbye, Monsieur Chavasse.
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You do realize
that this is cold-blooded murder?
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I do.
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And that you may have
to spend years in jail?
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I may.
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Is there nothing I can say to dissuade you
from this foolhardy scheme?
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Nothing whatsoever.
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In that case, Monsieur,
you leave me no choice.
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-I must insist on being paid right now.
-How much?
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Sixty-thousand francs.
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It should really be more,
because with Mr. Flannagan removed...
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...there will be a sharp drop
in my business.
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Thank you, Monsieur.
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You may take the photographs if you wish.
There is no extra charge.
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You send them to my lawyer.
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And my bags,
you send them also to my lawyer.
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No extra charge.
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Au revoir, Monsieur. Bonne chance.
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-Papa?
-Yes, Ariane?
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Papa....
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What is it?
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-Papa, may I practice again?
-Of course, darling.
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-Perhaps I'd better take the tray out first.
-Thank you. Go ahead, darling.
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Your client seemed so nervous.
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What was he moaning about?
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It's his wife. She.... Never mind.
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Aren't you going
to the conservatory today?
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In the afternoon, Papa.
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Michel is picking me up.
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He must be quite tall. At least 6-foot-3.
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Who? Michel?
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No. Mr. Flannagan.
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Give me that.
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He's certainly the most handsome man
in your files.
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He's certainly the most utterly no good.
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He's got such an American face,
like a cowboy or Abraham Lincoln.
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You know what happened to Lincoln?
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And right in the middle of a performance!
244
00:19:21,571 --> 00:19:23,061
What time is it now?
245
00:19:24,007 --> 00:19:24,996
9:15.
246
00:19:26,143 --> 00:19:27,770
Why do you keep asking?
247
00:19:34,685 --> 00:19:37,654
-Do you have a telephone coin?
-What's wrong, Ariane?
248
00:19:37,988 --> 00:19:40,548
If you're in some sort of trouble,
you can tell me.
249
00:19:40,624 --> 00:19:41,886
Thanks, Michel.
250
00:19:53,503 --> 00:19:56,028
Operator?
I want to speak to the Hotel Ritz.
251
00:19:56,373 --> 00:19:58,534
Please hurry, this is an emergency.
252
00:19:59,710 --> 00:20:00,734
Hello, Ritz?
253
00:20:00,811 --> 00:20:04,247
I want to speak to Mr. Flannagan.
Mr. Frank Flannagan.
254
00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:07,707
Sorry, but he left express orders
not to be disturbed.
255
00:20:08,285 --> 00:20:10,845
-But, l--
-Sorry, Madame, absolutely not.
256
00:20:11,321 --> 00:20:13,551
Monsieur Flannagan
has retired for the night.
257
00:20:13,623 --> 00:20:15,557
You'd better put this call through...
258
00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:18,219
...or Mr. Flannagan will retire permanently.
259
00:20:19,129 --> 00:20:21,029
Hello? Hello!
260
00:20:22,599 --> 00:20:23,566
Hello?
261
00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:31,630
What time is it now?
262
00:20:32,175 --> 00:20:36,043
9:20. I must say,
you're acting very strange tonight.
263
00:20:36,313 --> 00:20:39,339
How would you act
if you knew somebody was being shot?
264
00:20:39,649 --> 00:20:42,516
I don't know. I would call the police.
Who is being shot?
265
00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:44,178
Do you have another coin?
266
00:20:44,254 --> 00:20:46,449
Ariane, I have a right to know
what's going on.
267
00:20:46,523 --> 00:20:50,050
Not just because I tell you the time,
or pay for your telephone calls...
268
00:20:50,127 --> 00:20:52,721
...but because you know
how I feel about you.
269
00:20:53,630 --> 00:20:55,894
Police? I want the Commissaire de Police.
270
00:20:55,966 --> 00:20:58,491
Ariane, who's being shot?
Where? By whom?
271
00:20:58,835 --> 00:21:00,530
What's it got to do with you?
272
00:21:00,604 --> 00:21:03,937
Commissaire de Police?
I wish to report a crime.
273
00:21:04,508 --> 00:21:07,875
You wish to report a crime?
Yes, Madame, what is the crime?
274
00:21:08,411 --> 00:21:11,437
There's a man and a woman
in the Hotel Ritz, Suite 14.
275
00:21:13,183 --> 00:21:17,347
"Man and woman, Suite 14, Hotel Ritz."
What is the crime?
276
00:21:18,021 --> 00:21:20,251
You don't understand.
The woman is married.
277
00:21:20,323 --> 00:21:24,191
I understand. "Hotel Ritz, Suite 14,
man and woman, woman is married."
278
00:21:24,828 --> 00:21:26,056
What is the crime?
279
00:21:26,296 --> 00:21:29,356
She has a husband,
and he has a gun, a great big gun!
280
00:21:29,599 --> 00:21:32,295
Now we are getting somewhere.
He has no permit?
281
00:21:32,569 --> 00:21:34,093
No. That's not the point!
282
00:21:34,171 --> 00:21:37,140
At 10:00 he's going to break into the room
and shoot!
283
00:21:37,474 --> 00:21:40,773
Please, Madame, do not excite yourself.
It is not 10:00 yet.
284
00:21:40,844 --> 00:21:44,007
Now, at 10:00, if he does break
into the room, and he does shoot...
285
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,810
...and he does not miss,
then you call us again.
286
00:21:47,017 --> 00:21:49,349
That'll be too late! You've got to stop him.
287
00:21:49,419 --> 00:21:51,717
You must send somebody
up there immediately.
288
00:21:51,788 --> 00:21:56,623
Madame, there are 7,000 hotels in Paris,
220,000 hotel rooms...
289
00:21:57,227 --> 00:21:59,559
...and on a night like this, I'd say in about...
290
00:21:59,629 --> 00:22:03,531
...40,000 of those rooms,
a similar situation....
291
00:22:04,601 --> 00:22:07,365
Now really, Madame,
if we were to assign a policeman...
292
00:22:07,437 --> 00:22:09,632
...to every one of these situations....
293
00:22:09,706 --> 00:22:12,368
No, Madame,
it just staggers the imagination.
294
00:22:12,609 --> 00:22:15,476
It would take more
than the entire Paris police force.
295
00:22:15,545 --> 00:22:18,571
It would take the fire department,
the sanitation department...
296
00:22:18,648 --> 00:22:20,639
...and possibly the Boy Scouts.
297
00:22:20,717 --> 00:22:23,652
Certainly, we don't want young boys
in short pants...
298
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,915
...involved in situations like this.
299
00:22:33,296 --> 00:22:36,754
Ariane! This has gone far enough.
I'm going to drive you home.
300
00:22:40,637 --> 00:22:42,935
-Michel.
-I'm sorry. I have no more coins.
301
00:22:43,006 --> 00:22:45,736
-No, I want you to take me home.
-That's better.
302
00:22:45,909 --> 00:22:48,275
But on the way, could we stop at the Ritz?
303
00:22:48,345 --> 00:22:49,369
The Ritz!
304
00:23:12,702 --> 00:23:14,101
Come back, Loulou!
305
00:23:38,895 --> 00:23:41,830
Why are you barking?
There's nobody there. Bad dog!
306
00:24:48,832 --> 00:24:50,322
Fascination!
307
00:26:02,906 --> 00:26:07,741
Now what's come over you tonight?
All that barking. Bad dog!
308
00:27:17,046 --> 00:27:18,809
Mr. Flannagan?
309
00:27:36,166 --> 00:27:37,360
Mr. Flannagan?
310
00:27:38,701 --> 00:27:41,033
Pardon me for interrupting, this is urgent...
311
00:27:41,104 --> 00:27:43,072
...because you're going to be shot!
312
00:27:43,139 --> 00:27:44,470
Shot?
313
00:27:45,208 --> 00:27:46,573
Keep on playing!
314
00:27:47,377 --> 00:27:49,811
Who are you?
How did you get in here, anyway?
315
00:27:49,879 --> 00:27:51,676
-Through the balcony.
-The balcony?
316
00:27:51,748 --> 00:27:54,683
I had to,
because her husband is outside the door...
317
00:27:55,218 --> 00:27:56,480
...with a gun.
318
00:27:57,086 --> 00:27:58,553
A great big gun.
319
00:29:04,020 --> 00:29:07,979
Sorry, Mr. Flannagan,
but that will be all for tonight.
320
00:29:13,429 --> 00:29:16,796
-Kindly disconnect yourself from my wife.
-I beg your pardon?
321
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,436
-Over there, where the light is better.
-Do we know each other?
322
00:29:20,503 --> 00:29:23,631
Only by proxy. I am the foolish husband.
323
00:29:24,207 --> 00:29:26,801
-Whose foolish husband?
-Her foolish husband!
324
00:29:26,876 --> 00:29:28,343
My foolish husband?
325
00:29:35,184 --> 00:29:36,515
Josephine?
326
00:29:46,863 --> 00:29:48,763
Well, is this lady your wife?
327
00:29:50,166 --> 00:29:52,327
-Is your name Frank Flannagan?
-Yes.
328
00:29:52,669 --> 00:29:54,762
-Is this Suite 14?
-Yes.
329
00:29:55,571 --> 00:29:57,300
Then she must be my wife.
330
00:29:57,807 --> 00:29:59,741
-Are you?
-I don't think so.
331
00:30:02,078 --> 00:30:03,875
This is all very confusing.
332
00:30:05,848 --> 00:30:08,908
-May I use your phone?
-Go right ahead. Help yourself.
333
00:30:12,922 --> 00:30:15,254
Hello, give me the concierge.
334
00:30:18,027 --> 00:30:21,258
Concierge, is there another
Frank Flannagan in this hotel?
335
00:30:22,398 --> 00:30:24,389
Well, is there another Suite 14?
336
00:30:26,235 --> 00:30:28,066
This is the Ritz, isn't it?
337
00:30:33,443 --> 00:30:37,504
I'm terribly sorry.
But you must understand...
338
00:30:37,580 --> 00:30:39,275
...I'm terribly nervous.
339
00:30:39,449 --> 00:30:40,882
Here, have some of this.
340
00:30:40,950 --> 00:30:45,717
It's so preposterous, apparently
I am the victim of misinformation...
341
00:30:46,289 --> 00:30:49,281
-...a case of mistaken identity.
-Cheers.
342
00:30:49,625 --> 00:30:50,614
Cheers.
343
00:30:52,028 --> 00:30:52,995
Perfume!
344
00:30:53,796 --> 00:30:55,730
I can smell my wife's perfume!
345
00:31:14,917 --> 00:31:16,851
Go right ahead, help yourself.
346
00:31:35,071 --> 00:31:38,529
While you're looking,
if you happen to find my left slipper....
347
00:32:01,230 --> 00:32:03,221
-Is this it?
-Thank you.
348
00:32:03,933 --> 00:32:06,493
I'm terribly sorry
to cause you all this trouble.
349
00:32:06,569 --> 00:32:09,663
No, I'm glad you came.
I've been trying to find this for a week.
350
00:32:09,739 --> 00:32:12,230
You have no idea
what I've been through today.
351
00:32:12,308 --> 00:32:16,768
I was so upset. I went to a Turkish bath
and had three massages.
352
00:32:17,713 --> 00:32:19,442
-You look good.
-Thank you.
353
00:32:37,967 --> 00:32:38,956
Loulou...
354
00:32:43,272 --> 00:32:47,003
...first thing tomorrow morning
you're going to the analyst, bad dog!
355
00:32:47,343 --> 00:32:51,575
When I saw you coming down the corridor,
I could have sworn you were my wife.
356
00:32:52,081 --> 00:32:54,106
You mustn't jump to conclusions.
357
00:32:56,419 --> 00:33:00,412
Actually, you don't look like her at all.
My wife is much more....
358
00:33:01,290 --> 00:33:04,157
Not that she's heavy mind you,
she's very beautiful.
359
00:33:04,227 --> 00:33:07,458
Matter of fact, she's one
of the most beautiful women in the world.
360
00:33:07,530 --> 00:33:08,690
I'm sure she is.
361
00:33:08,764 --> 00:33:12,393
-I do wish you could meet her.
-Maybe some other time.
362
00:33:12,802 --> 00:33:15,794
Yes, of course, I understand.
363
00:33:16,405 --> 00:33:18,202
-Good night, Madame.
-Good night.
364
00:33:18,274 --> 00:33:20,401
-Good night, Monsieur.
-Good night.
365
00:33:23,513 --> 00:33:25,708
Perhaps I'd better put this back on.
366
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,987
How about that guy?
Told his wife he was in London!
367
00:33:34,223 --> 00:33:36,783
It's getting so you can't trust
a husband anymore.
368
00:33:36,859 --> 00:33:39,089
If it hadn't been for you, I'd have got....
369
00:33:39,161 --> 00:33:42,221
-I was glad to do it.
-He didn't even bother to knock.
370
00:33:42,298 --> 00:33:44,664
A madman running around the Ritz
with a loaded gun.
371
00:33:44,734 --> 00:33:47,669
-Did you ever hear of such a thing?
-It's nothing unusual.
372
00:33:47,737 --> 00:33:51,104
There are 7,000 hotels in Paris,
220,000 hotel rooms...
373
00:33:51,173 --> 00:33:54,006
...and do you know that
in approximately 40,000 of them...
374
00:33:54,076 --> 00:33:55,907
...especially on a night like this....
375
00:33:55,978 --> 00:33:59,175
-What are you talking about?
-These are official figures.
376
00:33:59,248 --> 00:34:01,216
-Good night, Mr. Flannagan.
-Good night.
377
00:34:01,284 --> 00:34:02,615
It was nice meeting you.
378
00:34:02,685 --> 00:34:05,848
You can't go like this.
I don't know your name. Who are you?
379
00:34:05,922 --> 00:34:07,753
That's unimportant.
380
00:34:07,823 --> 00:34:09,518
Well, you seem to know who I am.
381
00:34:09,592 --> 00:34:13,494
You're Frank Flannagan.
American. Oil, construction business...
382
00:34:13,863 --> 00:34:17,355
...turbo-jet engines,
Pepsi-Cola, and "You Hit the Spot."
383
00:34:18,568 --> 00:34:21,969
How did you find out about tonight?
About the husband coming here?
384
00:34:22,038 --> 00:34:24,199
You are 6-foot-3, aren't you?
385
00:34:24,807 --> 00:34:27,367
But you don't look a bit
like Abraham Lincoln.
386
00:34:27,443 --> 00:34:29,434
-Who said I did?
-Goodbye.
387
00:34:29,712 --> 00:34:32,237
But tell me,
how did you know about tonight?
388
00:34:33,082 --> 00:34:34,845
A friend of a friend of a friend.
389
00:34:34,917 --> 00:34:37,511
A friend of a friend of a friend? Of whose?
390
00:34:37,753 --> 00:34:40,722
Tell me. What made you come up here?
Why did you warn me?
391
00:34:41,457 --> 00:34:42,321
Why?
392
00:34:43,259 --> 00:34:45,659
It's simple really. I'm against violence.
393
00:34:46,162 --> 00:34:50,155
In my opinion, there's too much shooting
in the world and not enough love.
394
00:34:50,433 --> 00:34:51,764
How's that again?
395
00:34:51,834 --> 00:34:55,668
I mean, if people loved each other more,
they'd shoot each other less.
396
00:34:58,274 --> 00:35:00,799
Are you a religious fanatic or something?
397
00:35:05,681 --> 00:35:06,773
Who is it?
398
00:35:06,849 --> 00:35:08,680
It's me again. The husband.
399
00:35:19,128 --> 00:35:20,117
Come in.
400
00:35:22,298 --> 00:35:25,756
I'm sorry to make a nuisance of myself,
but I forgot something.
401
00:35:25,968 --> 00:35:29,062
I bought it in London,
but I guess they'll take it back.
402
00:35:29,238 --> 00:35:31,536
-I still have the sales slip.
-Goodbye.
403
00:35:31,874 --> 00:35:32,898
Goodbye.
404
00:35:42,885 --> 00:35:43,909
Goodbye.
405
00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:47,621
You can't go now. It wouldn't look right.
He may be watching.
406
00:35:47,690 --> 00:35:50,659
-I think he's still suspicious.
-But it's getting late.
407
00:35:52,628 --> 00:35:56,689
Late? This is Paris. La vie en rose.
408
00:35:57,767 --> 00:35:58,995
Relax ez-vous.
409
00:36:00,136 --> 00:36:01,899
Maybe I can get the gypsies back.
410
00:36:01,971 --> 00:36:05,304
Oh, no. No gypsies, and no Fascination.
411
00:36:05,908 --> 00:36:07,535
I find it very helpful.
412
00:36:07,643 --> 00:36:08,769
Helpful? How?
413
00:36:08,844 --> 00:36:11,369
A little background music.
414
00:36:13,783 --> 00:36:16,445
It's amazing what a couple
of fiddles can do for you.
415
00:36:16,519 --> 00:36:19,010
Especially if you're not much of a talker.
416
00:36:19,855 --> 00:36:21,584
I'm not much of a talker.
417
00:36:21,724 --> 00:36:26,127
When you're traveling around Madrid,
Rome, the Scandinavian countries...
418
00:36:27,763 --> 00:36:29,697
...do you take your gypsies along?
419
00:36:29,765 --> 00:36:32,256
Of course not. Except once.
420
00:36:32,401 --> 00:36:35,962
I sent my plane down for them,
and had them join me in Stockholm.
421
00:36:36,939 --> 00:36:40,136
-It was an emergency.
-The episode with the twin sisters?
422
00:36:41,777 --> 00:36:44,541
-You know quite a bit about me, don't you?
-Quite a bit.
423
00:36:44,613 --> 00:36:46,911
Aren't you a little too young for that?
424
00:36:46,982 --> 00:36:49,473
I was about to ask you a similar question.
425
00:36:50,186 --> 00:36:52,450
Aren't you a little too old for that?
426
00:36:53,322 --> 00:36:56,485
That hurts. First you save a man's life,
and then you stab him.
427
00:36:56,559 --> 00:37:00,120
-Is that kind?
-I didn't mean it, really. I take it back.
428
00:37:00,930 --> 00:37:03,296
If you take back what you said,
that I'm too young.
429
00:37:03,365 --> 00:37:04,662
I take it back.
430
00:37:05,367 --> 00:37:08,734
Actually, I don't much care
for young men, never did.
431
00:37:09,138 --> 00:37:13,234
I find them conceited,
and clumsy and very unimaginative.
432
00:37:13,442 --> 00:37:14,704
I quite agree.
433
00:37:16,479 --> 00:37:19,710
-Is this Pepsi-Cola?
-This? Champagne. It's domestic.
434
00:37:20,549 --> 00:37:24,315
I know, with fish you have white wine...
435
00:37:24,987 --> 00:37:27,683
-...with gypsies, champagne. Right?
-Right.
436
00:37:28,224 --> 00:37:32,285
We'll have lots of champagne and gypsies
when you come for dinner tomorrow.
437
00:37:33,262 --> 00:37:35,389
-When I come to dinner?
-Of course.
438
00:37:36,298 --> 00:37:39,529
-That's out of the question.
-You're the strangest girl I ever met.
439
00:37:39,602 --> 00:37:42,036
-You won't tell me your name--
-I really must go.
440
00:37:42,104 --> 00:37:43,696
Wait. Can't I take you home?
441
00:37:43,773 --> 00:37:45,240
-No, thank you.
-Why not?
442
00:37:45,307 --> 00:37:47,571
-It's too dangerous.
-Are you married?
443
00:37:47,676 --> 00:37:48,472
No.
444
00:37:48,577 --> 00:37:50,602
-But you live with someone.
-Yes.
445
00:37:50,913 --> 00:37:52,175
-A man?
-Yes.
446
00:37:53,249 --> 00:37:54,511
Is he jealous?
447
00:37:54,884 --> 00:37:58,012
Let me put it this way,
if he knew I was here tonight--
448
00:37:58,154 --> 00:38:00,281
-But he doesn't.
-I hope not.
449
00:38:00,356 --> 00:38:03,553
There's no reason why
he should find out about tomorrow.
450
00:38:03,626 --> 00:38:04,991
You don't know him.
451
00:38:05,060 --> 00:38:09,121
Look, tomorrow is my last day in Paris.
I'm leaving for the United States.
452
00:38:09,598 --> 00:38:10,758
Have a nice trip.
453
00:38:10,833 --> 00:38:13,563
You wouldn't want me
to spend my last night in Paris alone?
454
00:38:13,636 --> 00:38:17,037
Well, the gentleman with the gun
offered to introduce you to his wife.
455
00:38:17,106 --> 00:38:19,199
You're much more attractive than she is.
456
00:38:19,275 --> 00:38:21,835
Or you could fly in the twins
from Stockholm.
457
00:38:21,911 --> 00:38:25,176
You're much more attractive
than both of them put together.
458
00:38:26,682 --> 00:38:29,480
-Did you say you weren't much of a talker?
-8:00?
459
00:38:30,252 --> 00:38:31,378
Impossible.
460
00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:34,245
-9:00?
-No. That's much too late.
461
00:38:35,191 --> 00:38:36,988
5:00? 4:00?
462
00:38:38,427 --> 00:38:40,861
In the afternoon? When do you work?
463
00:38:41,530 --> 00:38:43,930
Whenever I'm not busy. Will you try?
464
00:38:47,036 --> 00:38:49,971
I was told you were utterly no good.
465
00:38:50,873 --> 00:38:53,933
Then we'll both try.
You try to be here at 4:00...
466
00:38:54,643 --> 00:38:56,440
...and I'll try to be good.
467
00:39:03,018 --> 00:39:04,747
Good night, Mr. Flannagan.
468
00:39:05,221 --> 00:39:06,415
Good night...
469
00:39:07,189 --> 00:39:08,417
...thin girl.
470
00:39:40,956 --> 00:39:43,288
Will you please stop humming
that idiotic tune?
471
00:39:43,359 --> 00:39:45,987
It lacks any musical merit whatsoever.
472
00:39:46,829 --> 00:39:50,094
You haven't said one word to me,
you haven't answered one question!
473
00:39:50,165 --> 00:39:52,929
-And how did you get that stupid hat?
-What hat?
474
00:39:57,306 --> 00:39:59,035
Ariane, are you all right?
475
00:40:00,142 --> 00:40:01,541
It's me, Michel.
476
00:40:02,811 --> 00:40:03,937
Your friend!
477
00:40:05,281 --> 00:40:06,748
Good night, friend.
478
00:40:35,277 --> 00:40:37,472
I can't wait to get home and tell my wife.
479
00:40:37,546 --> 00:40:39,480
We'll be laughing about this for weeks.
480
00:40:39,548 --> 00:40:43,314
I just don't understand it, Monsieur.
I've been in this business many years.
481
00:40:43,385 --> 00:40:46,013
My reports have always been 100%correct.
482
00:40:46,088 --> 00:40:48,784
You came very close.
You had the right hotel...
483
00:40:48,857 --> 00:40:51,758
...the right suite,
the right man, the right gypsies...
484
00:40:51,827 --> 00:40:54,660
-...but you had the wrong woman.
-Are you absolutely sure?
485
00:40:54,730 --> 00:40:58,188
Different voice, different figure,
different everything.
486
00:40:58,267 --> 00:41:02,033
Under the circumstances, Monsieur,
I owe you an apology and a refund.
487
00:41:02,171 --> 00:41:04,105
Since I was only 80%correct...
488
00:41:04,173 --> 00:41:06,641
...I feel I should return 20%of your money.
489
00:41:06,709 --> 00:41:10,270
No, keep it. As far as I'm concerned,
you're the best detective in Paris.
490
00:41:10,346 --> 00:41:11,574
Good night, Monsieur.
491
00:41:11,647 --> 00:41:14,878
Just remember one thing:
You must not jump to conclusions.
492
00:41:26,895 --> 00:41:28,419
Pardon, Mademoiselle.
493
00:43:04,254 --> 00:43:05,983
Good morning, my darling.
494
00:43:06,123 --> 00:43:07,590
Good morning, Papa.
495
00:43:08,358 --> 00:43:10,349
Your breakfast is on the table.
496
00:43:10,527 --> 00:43:11,994
Haydn's 98th?
497
00:43:13,396 --> 00:43:15,193
-88th.
-88th?
498
00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:19,328
Just don't seem
to get anything right lately.
499
00:45:11,014 --> 00:45:12,379
Goodbye, Ariane.
500
00:45:12,883 --> 00:45:14,282
You leaving, Papa?
501
00:45:14,951 --> 00:45:20,048
Mr. Haydn seems to have run out of ideas
when he got to Symphony No. 88.
502
00:45:20,624 --> 00:45:23,354
Yes. Working on a new case?
503
00:45:24,094 --> 00:45:28,428
A client from Brussels. His wife ran away
to Paris with the chauffeur.
504
00:45:28,965 --> 00:45:31,627
I have to find them.
The husband wants his car back.
505
00:45:31,701 --> 00:45:33,430
Well, it seems only fair.
506
00:45:34,104 --> 00:45:36,299
-Rehearsal this evening?
-Yes, Papa.
507
00:45:36,806 --> 00:45:39,297
-Will Michel bring you home?
-I suppose so.
508
00:45:39,709 --> 00:45:42,837
-He's a nice boy, Michel.
-You keep saying that.
509
00:45:44,014 --> 00:45:46,312
He comes from a very respectable family.
510
00:45:46,716 --> 00:45:49,446
Father and two uncles
work for the government...
511
00:45:49,686 --> 00:45:53,452
...mother plays the harp,
grandfather was a missionary...
512
00:45:53,657 --> 00:45:56,888
...in French Equatorial Africa,
and there hasn't been a scandal...
513
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,656
...in the family since 1822.
514
00:46:00,597 --> 00:46:02,895
Papa! You investigated Michel?
515
00:46:03,533 --> 00:46:06,525
Yes, I have.
I think I owe it to my only daughter.
516
00:46:07,971 --> 00:46:09,165
You're spoiling me.
517
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:11,799
If I were an Indian potentate...
518
00:46:12,742 --> 00:46:14,767
...I'd shower you with diamonds.
519
00:46:15,245 --> 00:46:17,941
If I were a cobbler,
I'd sole your shoes, but...
520
00:46:18,114 --> 00:46:22,915
...since I'm only a detective,
all I can offer you is a detailed dossier.
521
00:46:25,789 --> 00:46:27,882
Papa, I love you very much.
522
00:46:29,059 --> 00:46:30,424
I love you more.
523
00:47:26,916 --> 00:47:28,543
Dear Mr. Flannagan:
524
00:47:29,352 --> 00:47:32,287
After careful examination
of your past record...
525
00:47:32,589 --> 00:47:36,286
...I have decided you are not
the kind of man I would care to see again...
526
00:47:36,359 --> 00:47:38,293
...not even in the afternoon.
527
00:47:49,472 --> 00:47:51,064
Dear Mr. Flannagan:
528
00:47:51,908 --> 00:47:54,138
I hope this letter reaches you in time...
529
00:47:54,210 --> 00:47:55,939
...to cancel the gypsies.
530
00:47:56,579 --> 00:48:00,037
I'm not exactly the kind of girl
you would be interested in.
531
00:48:01,017 --> 00:48:05,579
As a matter of fact, I'm exactly the kind
of girl you would not be interested in.
532
00:48:20,403 --> 00:48:21,563
"Dear Mr...
533
00:48:23,039 --> 00:48:24,336
"...Flannagan:
534
00:48:25,542 --> 00:48:28,841
"I made a very serious...
535
00:48:30,613 --> 00:48:33,605
"...mistake last night.
536
00:48:35,351 --> 00:48:37,512
"I should have...
537
00:48:37,887 --> 00:48:39,548
"...let you...
538
00:48:40,056 --> 00:48:42,183
"...be shot."
539
00:50:47,784 --> 00:50:51,345
Item 7: Telegram to the Mayor of Venice.
Preliminary estimate...
540
00:50:51,421 --> 00:50:54,356
...on the cost of overhauling
your canals is $87,000,000.
541
00:50:54,424 --> 00:50:57,416
If you want my advice,
drain the water out of the canals...
542
00:50:57,493 --> 00:51:00,951
...and pave them over,
or those plumbing bills will kill you.
543
00:51:01,064 --> 00:51:02,053
Come in!
544
00:51:02,899 --> 00:51:06,596
Item 8: Attention all Pepsi-Cola
bottling plants in Great Britain.
545
00:51:06,669 --> 00:51:09,297
Suggested slogan, "Pop in for a Pepsi"...
546
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:12,005
...okay by me.
547
00:51:14,110 --> 00:51:15,270
Hello there.
548
00:51:16,946 --> 00:51:18,675
-Hello.
-Be right with you.
549
00:51:19,148 --> 00:51:23,209
Item 9: Arriving New York tomorrow.
Reserve usual suite, St. Regis Hotel.
550
00:51:23,820 --> 00:51:26,948
Send flowers to the following
and alert to stand by:
551
00:51:28,124 --> 00:51:32,390
"Miss Billings, Miss Devoto,
Miss Chandler, Mrs. Flagstad."
552
00:51:33,162 --> 00:51:37,724
Disregard if Mr. Flagstad is in town.
"Miss O'Neil, Miss Chanel."
553
00:51:38,835 --> 00:51:40,200
More later.
554
00:51:42,305 --> 00:51:43,897
Nice to see you again.
555
00:51:44,307 --> 00:51:45,797
-I came early.
-Good.
556
00:51:46,309 --> 00:51:50,006
I came early because I wanted to tell you
that I'm not coming later.
557
00:51:52,982 --> 00:51:54,643
Let me get this straight.
558
00:51:54,717 --> 00:51:56,912
You came to tell me
that you're not coming?
559
00:51:56,986 --> 00:51:59,352
I only came up here to bring back the hat.
560
00:51:59,422 --> 00:52:02,482
-Well, get yourself a drink.
-No, thank you. I can't stay.
561
00:52:02,558 --> 00:52:03,547
Why not?
562
00:52:03,693 --> 00:52:06,662
I told you it would be difficult.
I have another date.
563
00:52:06,729 --> 00:52:09,857
-I see. Come in here, will you, please?
-No, thank you.
564
00:52:10,366 --> 00:52:12,766
I said please. I need your help.
565
00:52:13,303 --> 00:52:14,702
What sort of help?
566
00:52:15,505 --> 00:52:18,963
Sit on this, will you?
If you don't sit on it, I can't lock it.
567
00:52:19,475 --> 00:52:22,000
-Then you are leaving tonight?
-11:00 plane.
568
00:52:23,179 --> 00:52:25,739
You don't stay in one place
for very long, do you?
569
00:52:25,815 --> 00:52:27,840
Not if I can help it. Climb up.
570
00:52:35,425 --> 00:52:38,053
Who sits on your suitcase
in all those other places?
571
00:52:38,127 --> 00:52:39,594
It's a problem, all right.
572
00:52:39,662 --> 00:52:42,130
-You're just the right weight.
-Am I?
573
00:52:42,398 --> 00:52:45,094
In Japan last year,
they ruined a brand-new suitcase.
574
00:52:45,168 --> 00:52:46,863
The whole lid crushed in.
575
00:52:47,236 --> 00:52:50,899
What do you expect?
Six geisha girls on one suitcase.
576
00:52:51,774 --> 00:52:55,301
-How's that?
-Goodbye, Mr. Flannagan. Happy landing.
577
00:52:57,213 --> 00:52:59,943
How about one little drink? An aperitif?.
578
00:53:00,583 --> 00:53:02,278
I told you, I have a date.
579
00:53:02,785 --> 00:53:04,184
The man you live with?
580
00:53:04,253 --> 00:53:07,279
No, this is another man.
A younger man, the man I play with.
581
00:53:07,357 --> 00:53:08,722
Wait a minute....
582
00:53:09,992 --> 00:53:13,519
You mean there's one man you live with
and another man you....
583
00:53:15,031 --> 00:53:17,898
Tr�s int�ressant,
as they say on the Left Bank.
584
00:53:17,967 --> 00:53:19,093
Not really.
585
00:53:19,669 --> 00:53:23,036
I'm not criticizing,
as a matter of fact, I'm all for it.
586
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:25,469
You would be. A man with your record.
587
00:53:25,541 --> 00:53:28,237
-What about my record?
-I've been reading up on it.
588
00:53:28,311 --> 00:53:30,745
-Where?
-I have my own private library.
589
00:53:32,348 --> 00:53:33,815
What kind of a library is that?
590
00:53:33,883 --> 00:53:37,011
All sorts of reference works,
like the World Almanac.
591
00:53:38,020 --> 00:53:39,920
You read about me in the World Almanac?
592
00:53:39,989 --> 00:53:43,516
Naturally. It's very complete.
It's loaded with facts and figures.
593
00:53:43,593 --> 00:53:47,586
Like the 10 tallest mountains,
and the population of Portugal...
594
00:53:48,164 --> 00:53:50,860
...the average annual rainfall
in New Zealand--
595
00:53:50,933 --> 00:53:52,662
What did it say about me?
596
00:53:53,002 --> 00:53:56,802
You're way above average,
it doesn't just rain, it pours.
597
00:53:58,941 --> 00:54:00,909
You know, you baffle me.
598
00:54:01,778 --> 00:54:04,542
-I baffle you?
-Yeah, I can't figure you at all.
599
00:54:05,515 --> 00:54:08,484
Of course,
if you give me a little more time.
600
00:54:09,218 --> 00:54:12,449
-Shall we sit down?
-Really, I was just returning the hat.
601
00:54:13,022 --> 00:54:15,991
-Yeah, I know.
-Maybe I should have left it at the desk.
602
00:54:16,058 --> 00:54:18,959
No, that would've been too risky
with the way people talk.
603
00:54:19,028 --> 00:54:23,260
Well, I could have put it in a paper bag,
a big brown paper bag.
604
00:54:23,833 --> 00:54:26,700
I'm glad you didn't.
Somebody might have opened it.
605
00:54:26,803 --> 00:54:29,101
I could have written "Personal" on it.
606
00:54:29,705 --> 00:54:31,969
That they would have opened for sure!
607
00:54:32,875 --> 00:54:34,968
Then maybe I did the smart thing.
608
00:54:36,579 --> 00:54:37,944
I think you did.
609
00:56:28,724 --> 00:56:31,158
In a way,
I'm rather glad you're leaving tonight.
610
00:56:31,227 --> 00:56:32,194
You are?
611
00:56:32,261 --> 00:56:34,991
-It makes everything simpler.
-That's the way it should be.
612
00:56:35,064 --> 00:56:37,726
No involvements,
no complications, no danger.
613
00:56:38,834 --> 00:56:39,994
None at all.
614
00:56:42,738 --> 00:56:46,333
The trouble is, people get too attached
to each other, things drag on...
615
00:56:46,409 --> 00:56:49,071
...scenes, tears.
Everything gets so maudlin.
616
00:56:49,979 --> 00:56:53,506
I think people should always behave
as though they were between planes.
617
00:56:53,583 --> 00:56:55,380
Very sound, Mr. Flannagan.
618
00:56:56,152 --> 00:56:57,244
It's basic.
619
00:56:57,587 --> 00:57:00,886
He who loves and runs away,
lives to love another day.
620
00:57:02,792 --> 00:57:05,158
-I must remember that.
-Works out great.
621
00:57:06,262 --> 00:57:07,524
Works for you.
622
00:57:07,597 --> 00:57:10,532
No, all around.
Everybody's happy, nobody gets hurt.
623
00:57:10,833 --> 00:57:12,892
How about Francesca del Corso?
624
00:57:13,235 --> 00:57:14,634
Francesca del who?
625
00:57:15,071 --> 00:57:16,231
Del Corso...
626
00:57:16,472 --> 00:57:18,599
...the one in Venice who tried to commit--
627
00:57:18,674 --> 00:57:22,542
I'm glad you brought her up.
That's exactly the type to stay away from.
628
00:57:22,678 --> 00:57:24,509
Silly, sentimental, serious.
629
00:57:25,348 --> 00:57:28,806
It turned out I was the first man
she'd ever been in love with.
630
00:57:30,620 --> 00:57:33,919
I suppose most girls are sentimental
about their first love.
631
00:57:36,959 --> 00:57:38,187
I suppose so.
632
00:57:39,228 --> 00:57:41,753
Like their first pair of high-heeled shoes.
633
00:57:43,933 --> 00:57:45,025
Tell me...
634
00:57:46,369 --> 00:57:48,997
...do you remember
the first man in your life?
635
00:57:54,543 --> 00:57:55,771
Let me see....
636
00:57:58,414 --> 00:58:00,405
It's all a little blurry....
637
00:58:00,549 --> 00:58:01,516
I'm....
638
00:58:02,385 --> 00:58:05,354
Must have had too much
of this domestic champagne.
639
00:59:09,952 --> 00:59:13,217
Monsieur Flannagan?
Pardon, Monsieur, but it is 10:00...
640
00:59:13,656 --> 00:59:16,056
...your car is here
to take you to the airport.
641
00:59:16,125 --> 00:59:20,118
You can send up for the luggage,
and tell my chauffeur I'll be right down.
642
00:59:29,038 --> 00:59:30,869
What does the "A" stand for?
643
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:32,104
Anna?
644
00:59:33,909 --> 00:59:35,501
-No.
-Annabella?
645
00:59:36,545 --> 00:59:37,671
-No.
-Agnes?
646
00:59:38,581 --> 00:59:39,980
-No.
-Alexandra?
647
00:59:40,916 --> 00:59:41,746
No.
648
00:59:42,418 --> 00:59:43,407
Antonia?
649
00:59:44,820 --> 00:59:45,650
No!
650
00:59:46,522 --> 00:59:47,511
Amanda?
651
00:59:47,857 --> 00:59:48,653
No.
652
00:59:51,127 --> 00:59:52,321
Adolph?
653
00:59:52,895 --> 00:59:54,021
Adolph?
654
00:59:56,065 --> 00:59:58,158
I'm sorry, I've run out of "A's."
655
00:59:58,467 --> 01:00:01,061
I give you my word of honor,
Mr. Flannagan...
656
01:00:01,303 --> 01:00:03,032
...it's definitely not Adolph!
657
01:00:03,105 --> 01:00:05,130
Come on, what does it stand for?
658
01:00:05,574 --> 01:00:06,734
Anonymous!
659
01:00:07,376 --> 01:00:09,241
Why won't you tell me your name?
660
01:00:09,311 --> 01:00:11,211
What difference does it make?
661
01:00:11,647 --> 01:00:14,013
Just two people who met between planes.
662
01:00:15,651 --> 01:00:16,640
Come in.
663
01:00:19,455 --> 01:00:20,615
Bagages, Monsieur.
664
01:00:20,689 --> 01:00:23,920
The bags are in there,
and there are more in the corridor.
665
01:00:24,527 --> 01:00:26,859
Let's see, have you forgotten anything?
666
01:00:27,663 --> 01:00:29,028
I don't think so.
667
01:00:29,098 --> 01:00:30,998
The hat. How about the hat?
668
01:00:32,067 --> 01:00:33,796
-You want it?
-No, thanks.
669
01:00:33,869 --> 01:00:36,235
Then we'll leave it. I have no use for it.
670
01:00:36,305 --> 01:00:37,772
You never can tell.
671
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:40,775
Why not take it on the plane
and give it to the stewardess?
672
01:00:40,843 --> 01:00:42,504
I don't know the stewardess.
673
01:00:42,578 --> 01:00:43,602
You will.
674
01:00:59,562 --> 01:01:01,120
Wait a minute. What's that?
675
01:01:01,197 --> 01:01:03,791
It was in the corridor, Monsieur,
with your trunk.
676
01:01:03,866 --> 01:01:06,232
-Well, it's not mine.
-Pardon, Monsieur.
677
01:01:15,578 --> 01:01:19,241
Merci, Monsieur Flannagan. Bon voyage.
678
01:01:25,087 --> 01:01:27,578
Merci, Monsieur Flannagan. Bon voyage.
679
01:01:30,025 --> 01:01:31,049
Agatha?
680
01:01:32,228 --> 01:01:33,320
Angela?
681
01:01:34,029 --> 01:01:37,988
Whatever your name is, you're very sweet.
I wish we had more than this one evening.
682
01:01:38,067 --> 01:01:39,500
You don't really.
683
01:01:40,002 --> 01:01:44,200
Why drag it out?
Scenes, tears, everything gets so maudlin.
684
01:01:45,374 --> 01:01:47,274
This way it was just perfect.
685
01:01:48,010 --> 01:01:51,446
You know, I come to Paris every year.
Maybe we'll see each other again.
686
01:01:51,513 --> 01:01:54,414
Maybe, if somebody tries
to shoot you again.
687
01:01:55,017 --> 01:01:58,680
I just wish Cartier's were open.
I'd buy you something very lavish.
688
01:01:58,854 --> 01:02:00,947
I don't want anything from you.
689
01:02:02,124 --> 01:02:03,489
Yes, I do, too.
690
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:05,327
May I?
691
01:02:17,973 --> 01:02:20,203
Pardon, Monsieur, it is 10:15.
692
01:02:22,344 --> 01:02:24,608
-Well.
-Goodbye, Mr. Flannagan.
693
01:02:26,815 --> 01:02:28,282
Goodbye, thin girl.
694
01:02:54,710 --> 01:02:55,642
Wait!
695
01:02:57,746 --> 01:02:58,872
That's mine.
696
01:03:00,115 --> 01:03:01,878
-Yours, Madame?
-Mine.
697
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:38,887
Ariane?
698
01:03:40,923 --> 01:03:43,289
Ariane! Is my lunch ready?
699
01:03:49,865 --> 01:03:51,423
How about lunch?
700
01:03:52,134 --> 01:03:53,897
No, thank you, Papa.
701
01:04:31,874 --> 01:04:33,739
Ariane, is this yours?
702
01:04:36,178 --> 01:04:39,375
-Yes, Papa.
-What is it doing in the icebox?
703
01:04:42,184 --> 01:04:43,879
Papa, let's make a pact.
704
01:04:44,353 --> 01:04:46,287
I'll stay out of your files...
705
01:04:46,355 --> 01:04:48,448
...and you stay out of my icebox.
706
01:05:15,017 --> 01:05:17,577
Two Stewardesses in Wild Mid-air Battle
707
01:09:24,366 --> 01:09:26,061
Verdi, Rossini, Puccini...
708
01:09:27,135 --> 01:09:29,660
...that's music for an organ grinder
with a monkey.
709
01:09:29,738 --> 01:09:32,866
But Wagner, that's another matter entirely.
710
01:09:33,308 --> 01:09:35,173
You conducted beautifully, Michel.
711
01:09:35,243 --> 01:09:38,371
Wait until the last act,
when they play the Liebestraum.
712
01:09:48,824 --> 01:09:50,655
I'd better have that sewn together.
713
01:09:50,726 --> 01:09:53,024
-lf you will pardon me, Ariane.
-Sure.
714
01:11:19,514 --> 01:11:21,277
Pardon, excusez-moi.
715
01:11:35,163 --> 01:11:36,653
Hello, Mr. Flannagan.
716
01:11:39,935 --> 01:11:40,902
Hello.
717
01:11:41,970 --> 01:11:43,130
How are you?
718
01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:47,174
You don't remember me, do you?
719
01:11:47,642 --> 01:11:50,202
Of course I do. Let's see, where was it?
720
01:11:50,712 --> 01:11:52,509
The Riviera? Biarritz?
721
01:11:53,148 --> 01:11:54,376
Portofino?
722
01:11:54,449 --> 01:11:57,418
Wait, wait! Adolph, the thin girl!
723
01:11:58,253 --> 01:11:59,845
That's more like it.
724
01:12:01,623 --> 01:12:02,590
Look...
725
01:12:02,657 --> 01:12:06,616
...I'm very sorry. I've had
such a crazy year, always on the go.
726
01:12:06,828 --> 01:12:08,318
How are the gypsies?
727
01:12:08,497 --> 01:12:12,331
Fine. They met me at the airport,
big reunion, they cried like babies.
728
01:12:12,934 --> 01:12:16,597
That's only natural. After all,
you've been through a lot together.
729
01:12:16,671 --> 01:12:18,195
What have you been up to?
730
01:12:18,273 --> 01:12:22,232
I've had a pretty crazy year myself.
731
01:12:22,577 --> 01:12:25,011
You look good.
Maybe you've lost a little weight.
732
01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:28,516
I shouldn't be surprised.
It's been one party after another...
733
01:12:28,950 --> 01:12:32,408
...never any sleep,
all sorts of fascinating men.
734
01:12:32,654 --> 01:12:34,918
Imagine running into you at the opera.
735
01:12:34,990 --> 01:12:37,390
Yes. Two people meeting
between the acts.
736
01:12:37,526 --> 01:12:40,654
I was afraid this evening
was going to be a total loss.
737
01:12:40,729 --> 01:12:42,856
Don't you like Tristan and Isolde?
738
01:12:43,231 --> 01:12:46,029
Well, to tell you the truth,
I'm here by mistake.
739
01:12:46,334 --> 01:12:49,929
It's my lousy French.
I thought I had tickets for Folies B�rgeres.
740
01:12:50,472 --> 01:12:52,531
This has much more musical merit.
741
01:12:52,607 --> 01:12:54,632
Maybe, but did you get
a load of that chorus?
742
01:12:54,709 --> 01:12:58,076
There's not a dame up there
that weighs less than 250 pounds.
743
01:13:08,356 --> 01:13:11,883
We've simply got to see each other again.
How about tomorrow night?
744
01:13:12,227 --> 01:13:15,094
You can't make it at night.
How about tomorrow afternoon?
745
01:13:15,163 --> 01:13:17,859
-Mr. Flannagan....
-Same hotel, same suite.
746
01:13:17,933 --> 01:13:21,164
-I have too many dates.
-4:00, don't disappoint me.
747
01:13:44,159 --> 01:13:45,456
Ariane.
748
01:13:46,995 --> 01:13:48,485
I got it fixed...
749
01:13:49,197 --> 01:13:52,325
...but don't you think they sewed it
a little too tight?
750
01:13:53,034 --> 01:13:54,023
Ariane?
751
01:13:55,270 --> 01:13:57,067
What's the matter with you?
752
01:13:57,539 --> 01:13:58,528
Ariane?
753
01:14:13,054 --> 01:14:14,043
Ariane?
754
01:14:16,725 --> 01:14:18,090
Greetings, Papa.
755
01:14:18,259 --> 01:14:19,351
Greetings.
756
01:14:22,297 --> 01:14:24,322
You look just beautiful tonight.
757
01:14:24,766 --> 01:14:26,597
Have a nice time with Michel?
758
01:14:26,668 --> 01:14:28,192
It wasn't a total loss.
759
01:14:28,269 --> 01:14:29,429
What was the opera?
760
01:14:29,504 --> 01:14:30,801
Tristan and Isolde.
761
01:14:30,872 --> 01:14:33,568
Tristan and Isolde? Very sad case.
762
01:14:34,142 --> 01:14:36,406
Now, if instead of doing all that singing...
763
01:14:36,478 --> 01:14:38,878
...they'd have hired a good detective....
764
01:14:38,947 --> 01:14:40,312
Good night, Papa.
765
01:14:42,984 --> 01:14:45,282
Do you mind if I hang this in your closet?
766
01:14:45,353 --> 01:14:46,820
Of course not. What is it?
767
01:14:46,888 --> 01:14:50,016
An ermine coat. Client of mine,
very big businessman...
768
01:14:50,191 --> 01:14:53,183
...export-import, gave it to his secretary.
769
01:14:53,395 --> 01:14:56,387
Then one night he caught her
taking outside dictation.
770
01:14:56,998 --> 01:14:59,398
-Of course, he repossessed it.
-Of course.
771
01:14:59,467 --> 01:15:01,731
He wants me to keep it here for a while.
772
01:15:01,803 --> 01:15:04,533
He had the sleeves shortened.
He'll give it to his wife...
773
01:15:04,606 --> 01:15:06,506
...on their 10th wedding anniversary.
774
01:15:06,574 --> 01:15:08,303
I think that's very sweet.
775
01:15:11,746 --> 01:15:13,646
What's that you're whistling?
776
01:15:14,683 --> 01:15:16,150
Tristan and Isolde.
777
01:15:16,584 --> 01:15:17,551
Are you sure?
778
01:15:17,619 --> 01:15:19,553
I heard it in the opera tonight.
779
01:15:19,621 --> 01:15:22,419
Funny, I have a feeling
I've heard it somewhere before...
780
01:15:22,490 --> 01:15:24,958
...and I don't think it was at the opera.
781
01:15:25,026 --> 01:15:29,360
Well, those composers,
I guess they all steal from each other.
782
01:15:29,464 --> 01:15:31,830
-Good night, darling.
-Good night, Papa.
783
01:15:56,191 --> 01:15:59,126
If you are one of the gypsies,
they are in Suite 14.
784
01:16:41,402 --> 01:16:43,336
Good afternoon, Mr. Flannagan.
785
01:16:45,907 --> 01:16:46,931
Hi.
786
01:16:47,709 --> 01:16:49,438
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
787
01:16:52,147 --> 01:16:53,876
I see nothing has changed.
788
01:16:54,382 --> 01:16:58,216
Once you've got a winning combination,
why mess around with it?
789
01:16:58,586 --> 01:17:01,783
-Can I take your coat?
-No thanks, I'd rather keep it on.
790
01:17:02,056 --> 01:17:04,456
Isn't it rather warm
for this time of the year?
791
01:17:04,526 --> 01:17:07,552
I catch a lot of colds.
Especially in the summer.
792
01:17:09,230 --> 01:17:11,596
Well, we must watch out for the drafts.
793
01:17:15,637 --> 01:17:16,934
"C'est si bon"
794
01:17:26,981 --> 01:17:29,142
This is Siberian ermine, you know.
795
01:17:29,217 --> 01:17:30,684
Quite expensive.
796
01:17:30,819 --> 01:17:33,549
-Where'd it come from?
-Siberia.
797
01:17:33,822 --> 01:17:35,813
I mean, who gave it to you?
798
01:17:37,058 --> 01:17:39,288
A friend. Very generous.
799
01:17:40,195 --> 01:17:42,322
Very rich. Export-import.
800
01:17:42,697 --> 01:17:43,959
Export-import?
801
01:17:44,799 --> 01:17:47,324
What does he export
and what does he import?
802
01:17:50,438 --> 01:17:53,805
He exports perfume,
and he imports bananas.
803
01:17:54,509 --> 01:17:55,908
There's a fortune in it.
804
01:17:55,977 --> 01:17:59,743
Do you realize that for one bottle
of perfume you get 12 bananas?
805
01:17:59,848 --> 01:18:02,043
Twelve bananas for one bottle of....
806
01:18:02,350 --> 01:18:04,511
Doesn't sound like such a hot deal to me.
807
01:18:04,586 --> 01:18:08,249
But it's a tiny bottle of perfume,
and very large bananas.
808
01:18:10,725 --> 01:18:12,716
I had a sable coat before that.
809
01:18:14,896 --> 01:18:17,694
-He is generous.
-That was from another man.
810
01:18:18,099 --> 01:18:19,191
Another man?
811
01:18:19,267 --> 01:18:22,065
An Englishman.
As a matter of fact, he was a duke.
812
01:18:22,136 --> 01:18:23,626
You don't say?
813
01:18:24,372 --> 01:18:27,068
Oh, yes, castles and horses and hounds.
814
01:18:27,842 --> 01:18:30,208
We spent last Christmas in Switzerland.
815
01:18:30,778 --> 01:18:34,339
It was all fine until he threatened
to throw himself off the Matterhorn.
816
01:18:34,415 --> 01:18:35,439
The duke?
817
01:18:36,517 --> 01:18:38,508
Oh, no. This was somebody else.
818
01:18:38,853 --> 01:18:42,152
-Somebody else? Who?
-Aren't you getting a little personal?
819
01:18:42,991 --> 01:18:45,050
Notice I'm not asking you any questions.
820
01:18:45,126 --> 01:18:47,993
You're absolutely right.
Let's forget all about it.
821
01:18:48,963 --> 01:18:51,989
Of course, if you must know,
it was an Alpine guide.
822
01:18:53,735 --> 01:18:57,364
Very strong, very blond,
with Edelweiss behind his ears...
823
01:18:57,939 --> 01:19:00,430
...and he had the most attractive knees.
824
01:19:01,809 --> 01:19:04,835
-Knees?
-They wear those short leather pants...
825
01:19:05,280 --> 01:19:07,748
...so naturally one thing led to another.
826
01:19:07,815 --> 01:19:08,907
Naturally.
827
01:19:09,150 --> 01:19:11,084
He fell madly in love with me.
828
01:19:11,586 --> 01:19:14,419
He wanted to kill himself
when he heard we were leaving.
829
01:19:14,489 --> 01:19:16,184
We? That's you and the duke?
830
01:19:16,257 --> 01:19:18,782
No, that's me and the banker,
from Brussels.
831
01:19:20,561 --> 01:19:22,825
You did have a busy year, didn't you?
832
01:19:22,931 --> 01:19:26,958
After all, Mr. Flannagan, you don't think
I was sitting around waiting for you?
833
01:19:27,035 --> 01:19:28,935
No, nothing like that.
834
01:19:29,003 --> 01:19:32,461
It's kind of hard to believe,
a girl your age, and all those men....
835
01:19:32,540 --> 01:19:35,737
If you prefer to think
that you're the only man in my life.
836
01:19:35,810 --> 01:19:37,209
I didn't say that!
837
01:19:38,079 --> 01:19:42,539
Or that I've spent all this time
crying over you and carrying on...
838
01:19:42,617 --> 01:19:45,450
...and swallowing things
like that girl in Venice.
839
01:19:45,586 --> 01:19:49,113
If I thought that,
I'd get out of here like a scared jackrabbit.
840
01:19:49,390 --> 01:19:52,587
Don't be scared, Mr. Flannagan.
I'm not that type at all.
841
01:19:52,694 --> 01:19:54,992
I know the rules. Love and run.
842
01:19:55,763 --> 01:19:57,958
Everybody happy, nobody gets hurt...
843
01:19:58,132 --> 01:20:00,362
...works out great all around.
844
01:20:01,069 --> 01:20:02,798
You put that very nicely.
845
01:20:57,959 --> 01:21:01,417
How long are you going
to be in Paris this time, Mr. Flannagan?
846
01:21:02,397 --> 01:21:04,388
Two or three weeks. Who knows?
847
01:21:06,100 --> 01:21:07,067
Why?
848
01:21:08,369 --> 01:21:11,338
I just wanted to know
how to arrange my own schedule.
849
01:21:13,808 --> 01:21:14,968
Of course.
850
01:21:15,443 --> 01:21:17,001
All that traffic.
851
01:21:20,882 --> 01:21:23,009
Take off that silly Siberian coat.
852
01:21:23,518 --> 01:21:25,145
You won't catch a cold.
853
01:21:25,987 --> 01:21:27,978
I'm very susceptible, you know.
854
01:21:29,223 --> 01:21:30,315
Please.
855
01:22:38,459 --> 01:22:40,017
-Ariane!
-Yes, Papa?
856
01:22:40,695 --> 01:22:44,495
Since you've always taken
such great interest in my business...
857
01:22:44,999 --> 01:22:47,490
...let's see how good a detective you are.
858
01:22:47,735 --> 01:22:48,633
Yes, Papa.
859
01:22:48,703 --> 01:22:52,639
For instance, let's consider
"The Case of the Elusive Ermine."
860
01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:54,405
"The Elusive Ermine"?
861
01:22:54,475 --> 01:22:57,569
The fur coat. The one I'm keeping here,
for my client.
862
01:22:57,645 --> 01:22:58,873
Oh, that one.
863
01:22:59,113 --> 01:23:01,138
Do you remember where we put it?
864
01:23:01,816 --> 01:23:04,011
Where did we put it? In the closet?
865
01:23:04,852 --> 01:23:06,251
This closet?
866
01:23:06,754 --> 01:23:08,915
-Yes, Papa.
-All right. Let's see.
867
01:23:14,795 --> 01:23:17,593
Well! What do we have here?
868
01:23:18,032 --> 01:23:18,896
What?
869
01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:21,027
What does it look like?
870
01:23:22,537 --> 01:23:26,234
-A cello, Papa.
-Of course! Now let's be logical.
871
01:23:27,041 --> 01:23:29,839
If the cello is where the fur coat was...
872
01:23:30,344 --> 01:23:32,744
...where do you suppose the fur coat is?
873
01:23:33,047 --> 01:23:34,412
-Where?
-Think.
874
01:23:35,449 --> 01:23:36,939
Where the cello was?
875
01:23:37,385 --> 01:23:38,374
In here?
876
01:23:39,620 --> 01:23:40,848
Let us see.
877
01:23:42,390 --> 01:23:45,553
You're very good! Bravo!
878
01:23:45,993 --> 01:23:47,358
Thank you, Papa.
879
01:23:47,728 --> 01:23:50,162
Now let us probe a little further.
880
01:23:50,565 --> 01:23:53,830
Who, in your opinion, did it,
and what was the motive?
881
01:23:54,035 --> 01:23:56,595
Papa, don't you think this is enough
for one lesson?
882
01:23:56,671 --> 01:23:58,730
All right, Ariane, why did you take it?
883
01:23:58,806 --> 01:24:01,172
-I didn't take it. I borrowed it.
-Why?
884
01:24:02,243 --> 01:24:04,108
Why, why? Always "Why?"
885
01:24:04,979 --> 01:24:07,413
Why do I have to be
a detective's daughter?
886
01:24:07,481 --> 01:24:10,848
Why do I have to be questioned,
cross-examined, investigated?
887
01:24:10,918 --> 01:24:12,385
The motive, please.
888
01:24:12,753 --> 01:24:16,746
I took it to the conservatory
to show it to the girls in class.
889
01:24:17,124 --> 01:24:19,820
Because they'd never seen
an ermine coat before.
890
01:24:19,894 --> 01:24:22,761
That's all there is to it, Papa.
That's the motive.
891
01:24:23,764 --> 01:24:26,130
You caused me
a great deal of embarrassment.
892
01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:30,102
My client came by to pick it up,
almost walked out with the cello.
893
01:24:30,871 --> 01:24:33,806
I'm sorry, Papa.
I only had it on for a few minutes.
894
01:24:33,975 --> 01:24:35,442
His wife will never know.
895
01:24:35,509 --> 01:24:38,000
He's not giving it to his wife, after all.
896
01:24:38,079 --> 01:24:39,569
That's mean. Why not?
897
01:24:39,647 --> 01:24:42,514
It seems she came back
from a vacation in Spain...
898
01:24:42,583 --> 01:24:45,518
...wearing one of those bracelets
around her leg.
899
01:24:45,853 --> 01:24:47,252
What do you call it?
900
01:24:47,321 --> 01:24:49,516
-An anklet?
-That's right, an anklet.
901
01:24:49,924 --> 01:24:52,324
It's driving him crazy, out of his mind.
902
01:24:52,827 --> 01:24:53,759
It is?
903
01:24:54,028 --> 01:24:57,725
She says she got it from her sister,
but that's ridiculous.
904
01:24:58,399 --> 01:25:03,098
From a sister you get an umbrella,
or an eggbeater, but not an anklet.
905
01:25:03,471 --> 01:25:06,872
There is something very provocative
about an anklet.
906
01:25:08,442 --> 01:25:09,431
That so?
907
01:25:10,645 --> 01:25:13,671
So now he's going to have
the sleeves lengthened again...
908
01:25:13,748 --> 01:25:16,012
...and give it back to his secretary.
909
01:26:29,690 --> 01:26:32,181
-You know, I've been thinking.
-What about?
910
01:26:33,060 --> 01:26:34,459
That Alpine guide.
911
01:26:35,296 --> 01:26:36,160
Who?
912
01:26:36,897 --> 01:26:40,196
The one with the leather pants
and the flower behind the ear.
913
01:26:40,267 --> 01:26:41,495
Oh, him!
914
01:26:42,136 --> 01:26:46,004
Those other guys, export-import,
and the duke, they don't mean a thing.
915
01:26:46,140 --> 01:26:49,166
But that character with the bare knees,
he bothers me.
916
01:26:49,276 --> 01:26:52,109
He should.
He had the cutest dimples, right here.
917
01:26:52,780 --> 01:26:54,407
His name was Sebastian.
918
01:26:54,715 --> 01:26:58,151
I know how those jokers operate.
They get you on top of some glacier...
919
01:26:58,219 --> 01:27:02,087
...point out the sunset,
and suddenly, like an avalanche....
920
01:27:04,558 --> 01:27:07,459
Not at all, Mr. Flannagan.
He was a perfect gentleman.
921
01:27:07,528 --> 01:27:10,964
-He used to kiss my hand.
-The old mountain-climbing technique.
922
01:27:13,901 --> 01:27:16,062
Working your way from crag to crag.
923
01:27:18,205 --> 01:27:20,366
Would you pass me the salt, please?
924
01:27:21,008 --> 01:27:23,374
-Put that chicken leg away.
-I'm hungry.
925
01:27:24,378 --> 01:27:25,777
Put it away!
926
01:27:26,847 --> 01:27:28,314
Yes, Mr. Flannagan.
927
01:27:28,549 --> 01:27:31,313
-Any particular place?
-Put it away!
928
01:27:32,353 --> 01:27:34,150
All right, Mr. Flannagan.
929
01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:41,751
-What's that?
-What's what?
930
01:27:42,530 --> 01:27:43,758
That.
931
01:27:45,733 --> 01:27:47,360
-That's an anklet.
-New?
932
01:27:47,802 --> 01:27:49,167
No, it's platinum.
933
01:27:49,570 --> 01:27:51,162
I never noticed it before.
934
01:27:51,238 --> 01:27:53,502
I only wear it
when I don't have stockings on.
935
01:27:53,574 --> 01:27:55,599
-Where did you get it?
-In Spain.
936
01:27:55,876 --> 01:27:56,968
From whom?
937
01:27:57,144 --> 01:28:00,341
An anklet isn't exactly something
you get from a sister.
938
01:28:00,414 --> 01:28:01,574
A man?
939
01:28:01,816 --> 01:28:03,909
I'll say. He was a bullfighter.
940
01:28:04,385 --> 01:28:05,647
A bullfighter?
941
01:28:07,822 --> 01:28:09,153
His name was Sebastian.
942
01:28:09,223 --> 01:28:11,589
What's this with you
and those Sebastians?
943
01:28:11,659 --> 01:28:14,651
I mean, his name was Michel,
but it happened in San Sebasti�n.
944
01:28:14,728 --> 01:28:16,628
It happened in San Sebasti�n.
945
01:28:17,865 --> 01:28:19,594
Any dimples on his knees?
946
01:28:19,700 --> 01:28:22,066
No, just scars.
947
01:28:22,570 --> 01:28:25,835
He was very brave
and he had the narrowest hips.
948
01:28:26,674 --> 01:28:30,542
You should have seen him in the ring,
he had more grace, more style....
949
01:28:33,247 --> 01:28:36,478
-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
-Did I say anything wrong?
950
01:28:36,550 --> 01:28:39,178
It's just that I don't like anklets on women.
951
01:28:40,087 --> 01:28:42,487
-You don't?
-I think they're very vulgar.
952
01:28:43,757 --> 01:28:45,588
Well, why didn't you say so?
953
01:28:46,260 --> 01:28:48,387
It doesn't mean that much to me.
954
01:28:48,963 --> 01:28:50,362
Not any more.
955
01:30:18,552 --> 01:30:20,247
Cheer up, Mr. Flannagan.
956
01:30:21,155 --> 01:30:22,554
What's the matter?
957
01:30:24,191 --> 01:30:25,658
Relax ez-vous.
958
01:30:27,227 --> 01:30:29,024
How many others were there?
959
01:30:29,563 --> 01:30:30,552
Others?
960
01:30:31,131 --> 01:30:33,497
Men. How many other men were there?
961
01:30:33,567 --> 01:30:37,128
You mean before I met you,
or since I met you, or altogether?
962
01:30:37,738 --> 01:30:39,330
You know what I mean.
963
01:30:40,474 --> 01:30:43,443
Well, it's not easy,
you sort of catch me unprepared.
964
01:30:44,044 --> 01:30:45,068
How many?
965
01:30:45,312 --> 01:30:47,712
Maybe I could give you
an approximate figure.
966
01:30:47,781 --> 01:30:50,807
That wouldn't satisfy somebody
with a business mind like yours.
967
01:30:50,884 --> 01:30:52,784
Come on, quit stalling!
968
01:30:54,388 --> 01:30:56,982
If it's any comfort to you, Mr. Flannagan...
969
01:30:57,157 --> 01:30:59,591
...you are the first American in my life.
970
01:30:59,660 --> 01:31:01,287
Well, that's something.
971
01:31:02,196 --> 01:31:04,221
Of course, there was a Canadian.
972
01:31:05,099 --> 01:31:06,225
A Canadian?
973
01:31:06,734 --> 01:31:08,065
Very cute.
974
01:31:08,736 --> 01:31:10,533
Cute? With dimples on his knees?
975
01:31:10,604 --> 01:31:14,370
-No dimples. Definitely not.
-Scars, maybe?
976
01:31:15,209 --> 01:31:18,042
No. Just a silver plate in his right knee.
977
01:31:19,079 --> 01:31:20,740
He'd been in a bad spill.
978
01:31:20,814 --> 01:31:24,375
He was a professional ice-hockey player,
very high scorer.
979
01:31:24,451 --> 01:31:25,850
You talk too much.
980
01:31:44,605 --> 01:31:46,869
Ariane, I must talk to you!
981
01:31:47,207 --> 01:31:48,504
Give me an "A."
982
01:31:52,212 --> 01:31:55,409
Ariane, no matter how much he loves you,
I love you more.
983
01:31:55,582 --> 01:31:59,109
I'm sure of it. As a matter of fact,
he doesn't love me at all.
984
01:31:59,353 --> 01:32:00,945
-He doesn't?
-No.
985
01:32:01,422 --> 01:32:03,049
No. At least, not yet.
986
01:32:03,157 --> 01:32:04,715
What do you mean, not yet?
987
01:32:04,792 --> 01:32:07,260
He doesn't believe in it. He's above it.
988
01:32:07,494 --> 01:32:09,621
He considers himself invulnerable.
989
01:32:10,631 --> 01:32:12,292
But I think I've hit the spot.
990
01:32:12,366 --> 01:32:13,458
What spot?
991
01:32:14,068 --> 01:32:17,799
He can be jealous,
and that's a very good sign.
992
01:32:17,871 --> 01:32:19,805
What are you talking about?
993
01:32:19,873 --> 01:32:21,431
They're very odd people.
994
01:32:21,675 --> 01:32:24,166
When they're young,
they've their teeth straightened...
995
01:32:24,244 --> 01:32:27,577
...their tonsils taken out
and gallons of vitamins pumped into them.
996
01:32:27,648 --> 01:32:29,639
Something happens to their insides.
997
01:32:29,850 --> 01:32:34,617
They become immunized, mechanized,
air-conditioned and hydromatic.
998
01:32:35,789 --> 01:32:37,950
I'm not even sure whether he has a heart.
999
01:32:38,025 --> 01:32:39,219
What is he...
1000
01:32:39,560 --> 01:32:41,425
...a creature from outer space?
1001
01:32:41,495 --> 01:32:43,520
No, he's an American.
1002
01:32:45,899 --> 01:32:47,662
Where is my other shoe?
1003
01:32:51,171 --> 01:32:52,638
This is ridiculous.
1004
01:32:55,142 --> 01:32:57,610
Couldn't have just walked away by itself.
1005
01:32:58,512 --> 01:33:00,912
Relax. It'll show up sooner or later.
1006
01:33:00,981 --> 01:33:03,074
It's 5:45. I'm late.
1007
01:33:03,250 --> 01:33:05,616
Come on, don't just lie there, help me.
1008
01:33:06,053 --> 01:33:07,350
Glad to.
1009
01:33:11,358 --> 01:33:13,952
You sure you had them both on
when you came?
1010
01:33:14,428 --> 01:33:15,793
Quite sure.
1011
01:33:16,330 --> 01:33:19,265
It's funny how things
keep disappearing around here.
1012
01:33:20,334 --> 01:33:21,824
Like that slipper.
1013
01:33:22,102 --> 01:33:24,468
I couldn't find it for a whole week.
1014
01:33:26,306 --> 01:33:28,501
I can't show up in just one shoe.
1015
01:33:28,809 --> 01:33:31,073
Why not? You have a very handsome foot.
1016
01:33:31,145 --> 01:33:32,442
It's too big.
1017
01:33:33,380 --> 01:33:37,817
It's perfect. As a matter of fact,
everything about you is perfect.
1018
01:33:38,719 --> 01:33:42,519
I'm too thin, and my ears stick out,
and my teeth are crooked...
1019
01:33:43,023 --> 01:33:44,684
...and my neck's much too long.
1020
01:33:44,758 --> 01:33:47,625
Maybe so,
but I love the way it all hangs together.
1021
01:33:50,864 --> 01:33:52,388
I must find my shoe.
1022
01:33:53,167 --> 01:33:56,898
It's that Parisian thing you've got,
that certain quelque chose...
1023
01:33:56,970 --> 01:34:00,565
...as they say on the Left Bank,
that piquant soup�on of aperitif.
1024
01:34:06,180 --> 01:34:08,478
Mr. Flannagan, you're wanted upstairs.
1025
01:34:09,183 --> 01:34:11,208
How many men have told you that?
1026
01:34:11,385 --> 01:34:12,909
Come on, how many?
1027
01:34:14,721 --> 01:34:16,621
The telephone, Mr. Flannagan.
1028
01:34:18,559 --> 01:34:19,685
Don't move.
1029
01:34:25,399 --> 01:34:27,128
Hello? Yes?
1030
01:34:28,302 --> 01:34:29,792
Who? Ingrid?
1031
01:34:31,338 --> 01:34:33,568
Oh, it's you, Dagmar.
1032
01:34:35,609 --> 01:34:39,136
Are you both on the phone?
Where are you calling from, Stockholm?
1033
01:34:39,980 --> 01:34:42,881
You're in Paris. Well, look, I'm....
1034
01:34:43,617 --> 01:34:46,245
I can't talk very well, it's kind of awkward.
1035
01:34:46,987 --> 01:34:50,582
No, it's nothing like that.
It's just that the bathtub's running over.
1036
01:34:50,657 --> 01:34:52,124
I'll turn it off!
1037
01:34:53,994 --> 01:34:57,225
Wait! Look, suppose I call you back?
1038
01:34:57,631 --> 01:34:59,724
How long are you going to be in Paris?
1039
01:34:59,800 --> 01:35:01,392
Just overnight?
1040
01:35:27,995 --> 01:35:30,520
Dear Mr. Flannagan:
In reply to your inquiry...
1041
01:35:30,597 --> 01:35:34,260
...as to the number of men in my life,
here is an itemized list...
1042
01:35:34,902 --> 01:35:37,063
...to the best of my recollection.
1043
01:35:38,538 --> 01:35:42,440
Item 1: A redheaded algebra teacher.
1044
01:35:43,210 --> 01:35:45,678
Item 2: A very sweet boy who is now...
1045
01:35:45,746 --> 01:35:48,374
...a missionary in French Equatorial Africa.
1046
01:35:48,582 --> 01:35:51,142
Item 3: A riding instructor...
1047
01:35:52,386 --> 01:35:54,081
...formerly a Cossack.
1048
01:35:54,354 --> 01:35:57,721
Look, I'll have the chauffeur pick you up,
say around 8:30.
1049
01:35:58,125 --> 01:35:59,114
Skol.
1050
01:36:03,263 --> 01:36:05,663
Item 17: A Yugoslav sculptor.
1051
01:36:06,066 --> 01:36:08,728
Item 18: An Italian vice consul.
1052
01:36:09,002 --> 01:36:11,436
Item 19: A Dutch alcoholic.
1053
01:36:13,073 --> 01:36:14,438
More later.
1054
01:36:15,575 --> 01:36:18,510
A couple of old friends got into town,
from Stockholm.
1055
01:36:18,578 --> 01:36:20,170
I do a lot of business up there.
1056
01:36:20,247 --> 01:36:23,774
I'm not surprised. You seem
to have bottling plants all over the world.
1057
01:36:23,850 --> 01:36:26,250
Yes. Well, where were we?
1058
01:36:26,687 --> 01:36:30,623
-Under the desk, looking for my shoe.
-Look, forget about the shoe.
1059
01:36:31,558 --> 01:36:34,550
I've got something on for tonight,
but I could cancel it.
1060
01:36:34,628 --> 01:36:35,686
Could you?
1061
01:36:35,762 --> 01:36:37,821
I've only a couple more weeks left in Paris.
1062
01:36:37,898 --> 01:36:40,958
Why don't we spend them together?
Shut ourselves off completely.
1063
01:36:41,034 --> 01:36:43,127
Rip out the phone, barricade the doors...
1064
01:36:43,203 --> 01:36:46,536
...we won't set foot out of the hotel,
have all our meals sent in.
1065
01:36:46,606 --> 01:36:49,734
No, no waiters.
We'll lay in a supply of canned goods.
1066
01:36:49,977 --> 01:36:52,309
-Cases of champagne.
-Mountains of caviar.
1067
01:36:52,379 --> 01:36:55,644
-Ice, lots of ice.
-Let's have the gypsies here all the time.
1068
01:36:55,716 --> 01:36:58,947
-They can sleep out on the balcony.
-It sounds delightful.
1069
01:37:00,587 --> 01:37:01,952
What do you say?
1070
01:37:03,924 --> 01:37:05,551
Goodbye, Mr. Flannagan.
1071
01:37:08,061 --> 01:37:11,360
Why are you always in such a hurry?
Where do you always go from here?
1072
01:37:11,431 --> 01:37:12,693
See you tomorrow at 4:00.
1073
01:37:12,766 --> 01:37:16,429
What do you do with your evenings?
Why can't I ever see you in the evening?
1074
01:37:16,503 --> 01:37:19,563
-I'm sorry, Mr. Flannagan, they're all taken.
-By whom?
1075
01:37:19,639 --> 01:37:22,506
Let's be fair, Mr. Flannagan.
You're just passing through.
1076
01:37:22,576 --> 01:37:24,703
I have to take care
of my year-round friends.
1077
01:37:24,778 --> 01:37:27,804
What friends? What is your name?
Who are you, anyway?
1078
01:37:28,882 --> 01:37:30,907
You know who I am, Mr. Flannagan.
1079
01:37:30,984 --> 01:37:33,009
I'm the girl in the afternoon...
1080
01:37:33,387 --> 01:37:35,981
...the aperitif, as we say on the Left Bank.
1081
01:38:34,681 --> 01:38:36,114
Dear Mr. Flannagan:
1082
01:38:36,183 --> 01:38:37,650
In reply to your inquiry...
1083
01:38:37,717 --> 01:38:41,312
...as to the number of men in my life,
here is an itemized list...
1084
01:38:41,955 --> 01:38:44,082
...to the best of my recollection.
1085
01:38:44,324 --> 01:38:47,657
Item 1: A redheaded algebra teacher.
1086
01:38:48,428 --> 01:38:50,988
Item 2: A very sweet boy who is now...
1087
01:38:51,064 --> 01:38:53,658
...a missionary in French Equatorial Africa.
1088
01:38:54,868 --> 01:38:57,393
Item 3: A riding instructor...
1089
01:38:57,871 --> 01:38:59,498
...formerly a Cossack.
1090
01:39:00,440 --> 01:39:02,305
Items 4 to 9 inclusive...
1091
01:39:02,709 --> 01:39:06,042
...cover a bicycle tour I took
with a group of exchange students...
1092
01:39:06,113 --> 01:39:07,580
...through the Pyrenees.
1093
01:39:07,647 --> 01:39:09,308
Item 10: The duke.
1094
01:39:09,850 --> 01:39:12,045
Item 11: The Alpine guide.
1095
01:39:12,519 --> 01:39:15,215
Item 12: A banker from Brussels.
1096
01:39:16,022 --> 01:39:19,389
Item 13: The chauffeur
of the banker from Brussels.
1097
01:39:20,660 --> 01:39:22,719
Item 14: Export-import.
1098
01:39:23,430 --> 01:39:25,762
Item 15: The bullfighter.
1099
01:39:26,766 --> 01:39:29,826
Correction, please.
Between items 14 and 15...
1100
01:39:30,003 --> 01:39:32,904
...insert Canadian ice-hockey player.
1101
01:39:33,807 --> 01:39:36,241
Item 17: A Yugoslav sculptor.
1102
01:39:36,676 --> 01:39:39,770
Item 18: An Italian vice consul.
1103
01:39:40,514 --> 01:39:43,381
Item 19: A Dutch alcoholic.
1104
01:39:44,384 --> 01:39:45,646
More later.
1105
01:40:09,409 --> 01:40:12,572
Item 1: A redheaded algebra teacher.
1106
01:40:13,547 --> 01:40:16,277
Item 2: A very sweet boy who is now...
1107
01:40:16,349 --> 01:40:18,943
...a missionary in French Equatorial Africa.
1108
01:40:19,953 --> 01:40:23,946
Item 3: A riding instructor,
formerly a Cossack.
1109
01:40:25,492 --> 01:40:27,619
Items 4 to 9 inclusive....
1110
01:40:34,034 --> 01:40:35,023
Loulou!
1111
01:40:38,838 --> 01:40:40,305
What is the matter?
1112
01:40:45,011 --> 01:40:47,036
Bad dog! What did you do?
1113
01:41:02,529 --> 01:41:06,829
Item 3: A riding instructor,
formerly a Cossack.
1114
01:41:16,409 --> 01:41:18,001
A riding instructor...
1115
01:41:18,678 --> 01:41:20,646
...formerly a Cossack.
1116
01:41:57,050 --> 01:42:01,214
Items 4 to 9 inclusive,
cover a bicycle tour I took...
1117
01:42:01,288 --> 01:42:04,849
...with a group of exchange students
through the Pyrenees.
1118
01:42:05,458 --> 01:42:08,689
...a group of exchange students
through the Pyrenees.
1119
01:42:09,696 --> 01:42:12,961
...a group of exchange students
through the Pyrenees.
1120
01:42:49,736 --> 01:42:52,933
Item 12: A banker from Brussels.
1121
01:42:53,640 --> 01:42:57,633
Item 13: The chauffeur
of the banker from Brussels.
1122
01:42:58,878 --> 01:43:01,608
The chauffeur of the banker from Brussels.
1123
01:43:02,816 --> 01:43:05,683
The chauffeur of the banker from Brussels.
1124
01:43:20,867 --> 01:43:23,563
Item 15: The bullfighter.
1125
01:43:24,237 --> 01:43:25,670
Correction, please.
1126
01:43:25,739 --> 01:43:30,199
Between items 14 and 15
insert Canadian ice-hockey player.
1127
01:43:50,597 --> 01:43:51,723
More later.
1128
01:43:52,565 --> 01:43:53,862
More later.
1129
01:44:42,549 --> 01:44:43,573
Taxi!
1130
01:44:56,062 --> 01:44:57,529
Turkish bath!
1131
01:45:43,610 --> 01:45:46,773
Monsieur Flannagan.
So nice to see you again.
1132
01:45:47,914 --> 01:45:49,472
-Hello.
-How have you been?
1133
01:45:49,549 --> 01:45:51,915
-None of your business.
-You don't remember me?
1134
01:45:51,985 --> 01:45:54,977
I'm the husband,
the foolish husband with the gun!
1135
01:45:56,055 --> 01:45:59,582
You might be interested to know
that my wife has forgiven me completely.
1136
01:45:59,659 --> 01:46:01,126
I'm not interested.
1137
01:46:01,494 --> 01:46:03,985
It's just wonderful.
Like a second honeymoon.
1138
01:46:04,063 --> 01:46:05,826
-Good for you.
-You come here often?
1139
01:46:05,899 --> 01:46:08,766
-Never.
-When a man sweats in the morning...
1140
01:46:08,868 --> 01:46:12,668
...it's either because he's had
a very good night, or a very bad night.
1141
01:46:12,739 --> 01:46:14,934
Personally, I've had a very good night.
1142
01:46:15,842 --> 01:46:17,571
What's the trouble, Monsieur?
1143
01:46:17,644 --> 01:46:20,044
Stock market go down? Income taxes up?
1144
01:46:20,613 --> 01:46:21,637
Baseball?
1145
01:46:21,714 --> 01:46:24,410
-Mickey Mantle's in a slump?
-Shut up!
1146
01:46:24,484 --> 01:46:28,545
L'amour.
The tender passion, the sweet poison!
1147
01:46:28,621 --> 01:46:30,088
Get lost, will you?
1148
01:46:30,256 --> 01:46:33,225
Could it be that charming young lady
I met in your apartment?
1149
01:46:33,293 --> 01:46:36,126
No, it couldn't be. She looked so innocent.
1150
01:46:37,463 --> 01:46:39,431
Of course, sometimes they fool you.
1151
01:46:39,499 --> 01:46:42,297
A girl may look as pure
as freshly fallen snow...
1152
01:46:42,502 --> 01:46:45,494
...then suddenly you discover
the footprints of 100 men.
1153
01:46:45,572 --> 01:46:47,301
What do you mean, 100 men?
1154
01:46:47,373 --> 01:46:50,740
You see, Monsieur,
it's the uncertainty that drives you mad.
1155
01:46:50,810 --> 01:46:53,244
I know very well, I was uncertain...
1156
01:46:53,313 --> 01:46:55,304
...I was mad, it was terrible.
1157
01:46:55,682 --> 01:46:58,776
Now look at me, I'm completely cured.
1158
01:46:59,118 --> 01:47:00,415
You're bothering me.
1159
01:47:00,486 --> 01:47:02,954
No bother at all, Monsieur. You need help.
1160
01:47:03,456 --> 01:47:06,084
I know just the man who can help you.
1161
01:47:06,259 --> 01:47:08,284
Wait, let me get the address.
1162
01:47:32,352 --> 01:47:34,582
He's the very best man in Paris, Monsieur.
1163
01:47:34,654 --> 01:47:38,317
A little expensive perhaps,
but he is very thorough, very discreet.
1164
01:47:38,424 --> 01:47:40,483
Look, this is a personal problem.
1165
01:47:40,560 --> 01:47:43,757
He will solve it for you,
Monsieur, one way or the other.
1166
01:47:43,863 --> 01:47:47,299
Either the young lady is innocent,
in which case everything is fine...
1167
01:47:47,367 --> 01:47:50,336
...or she is guilty,
in which case I will sell you my gun...
1168
01:47:50,403 --> 01:47:51,995
...at a very reasonable price.
1169
01:47:53,940 --> 01:47:57,171
Believe me, Monsieur,
I am putting you in very good hands.
1170
01:48:04,684 --> 01:48:05,912
Wait for me.
1171
01:48:22,568 --> 01:48:24,968
Do you realize
that in the last three weeks...
1172
01:48:25,038 --> 01:48:28,201
...you have washed your hair
exactly 17 times?
1173
01:48:28,841 --> 01:48:30,672
I find that very suspicious.
1174
01:48:31,177 --> 01:48:32,405
You do, Papa?
1175
01:48:32,845 --> 01:48:36,542
Especially if you add to it
the flower in the icebox...
1176
01:48:36,983 --> 01:48:40,441
...the fur coat in the cello case,
and most important of all...
1177
01:48:40,653 --> 01:48:43,349
...the clue of the upside-down stomach.
1178
01:48:44,057 --> 01:48:45,820
Upside-down stomach?
1179
01:48:46,693 --> 01:48:48,923
Lately, when I wake you up
in the morning...
1180
01:48:48,995 --> 01:48:51,862
...I've observed you have been sleeping
on your stomach.
1181
01:48:51,931 --> 01:48:55,298
My tabulations show
that 86%of the women...
1182
01:48:55,368 --> 01:48:58,303
...who sleep on their stomachs
are secretly in love.
1183
01:48:59,472 --> 01:49:01,167
That's very interesting.
1184
01:49:01,841 --> 01:49:04,366
What interests me is,
who could the man be?
1185
01:49:06,012 --> 01:49:08,173
The man? Well, it's easy...
1186
01:49:08,748 --> 01:49:10,375
-...Michel.
-I doubt it.
1187
01:49:11,084 --> 01:49:15,180
If you look at the palm of your right hand,
you will notice a tiny blister...
1188
01:49:16,789 --> 01:49:20,384
...which proves that you've been carrying
the cello case yourself.
1189
01:49:20,660 --> 01:49:22,628
It couldn't possibly be Michel.
1190
01:49:23,463 --> 01:49:24,930
Who is the man?
1191
01:49:25,098 --> 01:49:27,032
There's somebody at the door, Papa.
1192
01:49:27,100 --> 01:49:30,866
I'm not asking you as a detective,
I'm asking as a father.
1193
01:49:32,305 --> 01:49:34,603
I wish one of you would open the door.
1194
01:49:43,149 --> 01:49:44,673
All right, all right.
1195
01:49:46,352 --> 01:49:48,183
You Chavasse, the detective?
1196
01:49:50,089 --> 01:49:50,783
Yes.
1197
01:49:50,857 --> 01:49:53,826
Sorry to barge in like this,
but you were highly recommended.
1198
01:49:53,893 --> 01:49:57,260
This is a great honor.
Come right in, Mr. Flannagan.
1199
01:49:57,330 --> 01:49:58,228
You know me?
1200
01:49:58,297 --> 01:50:01,425
Do I know you?
Does an art student know Picasso?
1201
01:50:01,801 --> 01:50:03,166
This way, please.
1202
01:50:10,176 --> 01:50:13,509
Mr. Chavasse, I've got a problem.
I want somebody investigated.
1203
01:50:13,579 --> 01:50:15,240
You've come to the right place.
1204
01:50:15,314 --> 01:50:17,748
There's this young lady,
almost a girl, I'd say.
1205
01:50:17,817 --> 01:50:19,546
She's driving me crazy.
1206
01:50:19,619 --> 01:50:22,179
Driving you crazy? That's very funny.
1207
01:50:22,255 --> 01:50:25,486
-What's so funny?
-Usually it is you in the driver's seat.
1208
01:50:25,591 --> 01:50:28,458
-Please, I've had a rough night.
-Would you like an aspirin?
1209
01:50:28,528 --> 01:50:32,020
No, thanks. I want this girl followed,
discreetly. Are you good at it?
1210
01:50:32,098 --> 01:50:33,895
Because I don't want her to know.
1211
01:50:33,966 --> 01:50:36,935
Monsieur, did you ever know
that you were being followed?
1212
01:50:37,003 --> 01:50:38,061
Me? Followed?
1213
01:50:38,137 --> 01:50:41,834
-Then I'm very good at it! About my fee--
-Don't worry about the money.
1214
01:50:41,908 --> 01:50:45,571
I'm not worried, Monsieur.
I mean, as one businessman to another...
1215
01:50:45,678 --> 01:50:48,374
...with the franc the way it is,
up and down...
1216
01:50:48,481 --> 01:50:50,574
...I would prefer to be paid in dollars.
1217
01:50:50,650 --> 01:50:53,949
Dollars, traveler's checks, I don't care.
Get me the lowdown on her.
1218
01:50:54,020 --> 01:50:57,217
Leave it to me.
Tell me everything you know about her.
1219
01:50:57,290 --> 01:50:59,918
I know nothing,
except that her name isn't Adolph.
1220
01:50:59,992 --> 01:51:03,291
Not Adolph.
Well, that narrows it down considerably.
1221
01:51:03,930 --> 01:51:05,420
Where did you meet her?
1222
01:51:05,498 --> 01:51:07,125
In my suite at the Ritz.
1223
01:51:07,200 --> 01:51:08,724
-You invited her?
-No.
1224
01:51:09,101 --> 01:51:11,365
You mean she just walked
through the door?
1225
01:51:11,437 --> 01:51:13,132
No, through the balcony.
1226
01:51:13,406 --> 01:51:14,896
Isn't that rather peculiar?
1227
01:51:14,974 --> 01:51:17,442
Not for her. She's a very peculiar girl.
1228
01:51:17,877 --> 01:51:20,710
-What does she look like?
-Well, she's sort of....
1229
01:51:20,813 --> 01:51:22,974
Say no more, Monsieur. I know your type.
1230
01:51:23,049 --> 01:51:26,416
Very voluptuous,
always 3 or 4 pounds overweight.
1231
01:51:26,652 --> 01:51:30,315
No, not this one. She's on the lean side,
a mere wisp of a girl.
1232
01:51:30,723 --> 01:51:33,351
-Not my type at all.
-She must have something.
1233
01:51:33,492 --> 01:51:36,689
Definitely. She's got an uncanny talent
for getting under my skin.
1234
01:51:36,762 --> 01:51:39,526
I don't know where she comes from,
or where she goes.
1235
01:51:39,599 --> 01:51:42,329
-I suspect, but I'm not sure.
-You suspect what?
1236
01:51:43,769 --> 01:51:46,499
It seems there are other men,
quite a few of them.
1237
01:51:46,572 --> 01:51:48,699
As a matter of fact, quite a lot of them.
1238
01:51:48,774 --> 01:51:52,039
Then again, she may be pulling my leg,
then again, she may not.
1239
01:51:52,111 --> 01:51:55,547
-How about that aspirin?
-Of course. There's no extra charge.
1240
01:52:04,490 --> 01:52:07,653
-Headache, Papa?
-No, I feel fine. It's the client.
1241
01:52:08,494 --> 01:52:09,961
Hit-and-run lover.
1242
01:52:11,163 --> 01:52:12,858
Got run over himself!
1243
01:52:20,773 --> 01:52:23,037
To look at her
you'd think she was a student.
1244
01:52:23,109 --> 01:52:24,633
-How many?
-Nineteen.
1245
01:52:24,877 --> 01:52:26,435
Nineteen aspirins?
1246
01:52:28,281 --> 01:52:30,078
Two aspirins. Nineteen men!
1247
01:52:32,652 --> 01:52:35,280
-Cut it out. I've heard enough of that!
-I'm sorry.
1248
01:52:35,354 --> 01:52:38,949
From a redheaded algebra teacher
to a Dutch alcoholic.
1249
01:52:39,759 --> 01:52:42,887
And in between, there was
a riding instructor and an Alpine guide.
1250
01:52:42,962 --> 01:52:46,955
Alpine guide? Just a minute.
I had a case like this.
1251
01:52:48,000 --> 01:52:49,661
She met him on the Matterhorn.
1252
01:52:49,735 --> 01:52:52,226
Dimples behind his ears
and Edelweiss on his knees.
1253
01:52:52,305 --> 01:52:54,102
Or the other way around.
1254
01:52:54,307 --> 01:52:56,468
Alpine guide, here we are.
1255
01:52:56,943 --> 01:52:59,036
She's an English duchess, age 45.
1256
01:52:59,111 --> 01:53:00,635
No! She's no 45.
1257
01:53:00,713 --> 01:53:03,113
She's no duchess,
but she was mixed up with a duke.
1258
01:53:03,182 --> 01:53:05,343
After that there was an export-import guy.
1259
01:53:05,418 --> 01:53:08,216
Export-import? Wait, wait.
That sounds familiar.
1260
01:53:10,489 --> 01:53:12,389
Exports perfume and imports bananas.
1261
01:53:12,458 --> 01:53:14,824
Wrong. This one deals
in mustard exclusively.
1262
01:53:14,894 --> 01:53:18,227
There was a Canadian ice-hockey player
and a banker from Brussels.
1263
01:53:18,297 --> 01:53:21,232
Brussels? Banker?
1264
01:53:21,467 --> 01:53:24,732
You know, I have a feeling
I've run across this girl before.
1265
01:53:24,904 --> 01:53:27,600
I wouldn't be surprised.
Then there was a bullfighter.
1266
01:53:27,673 --> 01:53:29,664
Bullfighter?
1267
01:53:29,942 --> 01:53:31,170
He got gored.
1268
01:53:31,310 --> 01:53:32,902
You know, this is maddening.
1269
01:53:32,979 --> 01:53:34,947
I couldn't get to first base with her.
1270
01:53:35,014 --> 01:53:38,973
It's like a hurricane swept through
my papers and jumbled everything up!
1271
01:53:39,151 --> 01:53:41,278
Like somebody broke into my files.
1272
01:53:50,129 --> 01:53:53,462
She's coming to see me this afternoon.
She'll leave around 6:00.
1273
01:53:53,532 --> 01:53:55,329
Suppose you follow her. So long.
1274
01:53:55,401 --> 01:53:58,962
Tell me, Mr. Flannagan,
when you said her name isn't Adolph....
1275
01:53:59,138 --> 01:54:01,106
All I know, is it begins with an "A."
1276
01:54:01,173 --> 01:54:01,935
"A"?
1277
01:54:02,008 --> 01:54:04,238
It's not Anna, or Agnes, or Agatha....
1278
01:54:04,310 --> 01:54:05,470
That tune....
1279
01:54:07,313 --> 01:54:09,213
It's not from an opera, is it?
1280
01:54:09,281 --> 01:54:11,715
It's an old Viennese schmaltz
called Fascination.
1281
01:54:11,784 --> 01:54:14,378
-My gypsies play it all the time.
-Of course.
1282
01:54:16,655 --> 01:54:18,350
The name starts with an "A"?
1283
01:54:18,424 --> 01:54:20,949
It must be an odd name.
Everything about her is odd.
1284
01:54:21,027 --> 01:54:23,621
One day she wore one of those things
around her leg.
1285
01:54:23,696 --> 01:54:25,129
-An anklet?
-That's right.
1286
01:54:25,197 --> 01:54:27,791
Another time, in a fur coat,
in the middle of summer.
1287
01:54:27,867 --> 01:54:28,856
Ermine?
1288
01:54:28,934 --> 01:54:30,265
How did you guess it?
1289
01:54:30,336 --> 01:54:33,362
Some guy gave it to her,
but she'd never take anything from me.
1290
01:54:33,439 --> 01:54:34,736
-Nothing?
-Nothing at all.
1291
01:54:34,807 --> 01:54:36,434
Not even a flower?
1292
01:54:36,575 --> 01:54:39,567
Yeah, I did give her a flower once.
A white carnation.
1293
01:54:39,645 --> 01:54:41,044
Say, you are good.
1294
01:54:41,280 --> 01:54:44,875
Not really, Monsieur. Sometimes,
in my profession, you get lucky.
1295
01:54:46,085 --> 01:54:48,576
-Goodbye, Monsieur.
-Goodbye, Mr. Chavasse.
1296
01:54:58,731 --> 01:55:00,562
One more question, Monsieur.
1297
01:55:01,400 --> 01:55:03,698
Are you interested in this young lady?
1298
01:55:03,769 --> 01:55:06,602
Sure I'm interested.
Why do you think I came up here?
1299
01:55:06,672 --> 01:55:09,197
What I meant was,
are you in love with her?
1300
01:55:09,642 --> 01:55:12,110
Love? I said I was interested.
1301
01:55:12,178 --> 01:55:13,770
I have many interests.
1302
01:55:14,080 --> 01:55:16,310
Sorry, Monsieur. Just asking.
1303
01:55:16,882 --> 01:55:18,907
Okay, don't forget, 6:00.
1304
01:55:19,819 --> 01:55:22,083
I may have the solution much earlier.
1305
01:55:27,626 --> 01:55:31,619
-Client with the headache gone?
-The client is gone, but not the headache.
1306
01:55:34,600 --> 01:55:38,036
Looks like somebody's been carrying on
with half the alphabet.
1307
01:55:38,704 --> 01:55:41,537
Sometimes I think I made
a mistake letting you grow up...
1308
01:55:41,607 --> 01:55:43,199
...in these surroundings.
1309
01:55:43,275 --> 01:55:46,972
I should have sent you away
to boarding school after your mama died.
1310
01:55:47,246 --> 01:55:50,044
What's the matter?
Just because I wash my hair so often?
1311
01:55:50,116 --> 01:55:53,882
I had no right to expose you
to all this dirt I bring into the house.
1312
01:55:54,553 --> 01:55:59,217
Fly-by-night affairs and counterfeit love
and disillusionment and heartbreak.
1313
01:55:59,992 --> 01:56:02,893
I would have been heartbroken
if you had sent me away.
1314
01:56:02,962 --> 01:56:04,896
I guess I've been a very poor father.
1315
01:56:04,964 --> 01:56:08,866
That's a very poor guess.
You've been a wonderful father.
1316
01:56:09,969 --> 01:56:12,369
Well, I'll try to do better from now on.
1317
01:56:13,639 --> 01:56:15,732
I love you very much, Papa.
1318
01:56:15,808 --> 01:56:17,298
And I love you more.
1319
01:56:18,477 --> 01:56:21,708
Now you go to your room.
I want to wind up this case.
1320
01:56:49,208 --> 01:56:50,232
Come in.
1321
01:56:53,846 --> 01:56:55,746
Good afternoon, Mr. Flannagan.
1322
01:56:55,814 --> 01:56:58,009
Good afternoon. Any news?
How are we doing?
1323
01:56:58,083 --> 01:57:01,143
We're doing fine, Monsieur.
I have the complete report.
1324
01:57:01,487 --> 01:57:03,648
You do? Well, let's have it.
1325
01:57:05,658 --> 01:57:07,888
-Is that her file?
-No, that's yours.
1326
01:57:09,328 --> 01:57:11,990
-This is hers.
-Just one page, you call that complete?
1327
01:57:12,064 --> 01:57:15,329
It's right up to the minute, Monsieur.
Completely complete.
1328
01:57:16,168 --> 01:57:18,159
-Her name is Ariane.
-Ariane?
1329
01:57:19,138 --> 01:57:21,436
I'd have never guessed that
in a million years.
1330
01:57:21,507 --> 01:57:23,998
She's a student at the music conservatory.
1331
01:57:24,076 --> 01:57:25,043
Student?
1332
01:57:25,244 --> 01:57:26,609
Plays the cello.
1333
01:57:26,745 --> 01:57:29,873
The cello?
I knew a dame that played the sax ophone.
1334
01:57:30,216 --> 01:57:33,379
Yes, you did. Atlantic City, 1947.
1335
01:57:35,387 --> 01:57:39,084
But to get back to this case,
the young lady lives on the Left Bank.
1336
01:57:39,158 --> 01:57:40,682
-Alone?
-No, Monsieur.
1337
01:57:41,994 --> 01:57:43,859
-With a man?
-Yes, Monsieur.
1338
01:57:45,297 --> 01:57:46,525
Her father.
1339
01:57:47,666 --> 01:57:49,395
Her father? Are you sure?
1340
01:57:49,868 --> 01:57:53,065
-Positive. As for the other men in her life--
-How many?
1341
01:57:54,273 --> 01:57:55,797
Just one, Monsieur...
1342
01:57:56,442 --> 01:57:57,431
...you.
1343
01:57:58,043 --> 01:57:59,067
Me?
1344
01:57:59,278 --> 01:58:03,044
That's right. I know everything about her
from the day she was born.
1345
01:58:03,949 --> 01:58:06,008
She's never even been in love before.
1346
01:58:06,085 --> 01:58:07,313
Oh, come now.
1347
01:58:07,553 --> 01:58:10,579
You see, Monsieur,
she's not what you'd call a "dame."
1348
01:58:11,223 --> 01:58:14,124
Why, the little liar, playing games with me.
1349
01:58:14,493 --> 01:58:17,519
Made me so mad I was almost ready
to pack up and leave Paris.
1350
01:58:17,596 --> 01:58:20,394
Maybe that would have been
a good idea, Monsieur.
1351
01:58:20,699 --> 01:58:22,667
Canadian ice-hockey player...
1352
01:58:23,435 --> 01:58:25,801
...AIpine guide, dimples.
1353
01:58:25,904 --> 01:58:27,269
What an imagination.
1354
01:58:27,339 --> 01:58:29,466
Yes, she is very imaginative, Monsieur.
1355
01:58:29,541 --> 01:58:31,736
-Why do you suppose she did it?
-Why?
1356
01:58:31,977 --> 01:58:35,674
I suppose she was trying
to put herself in the same class with you...
1357
01:58:35,748 --> 01:58:38,046
...but that, of course, is impossible.
1358
01:58:39,351 --> 01:58:43,685
I think I'll skip the Riviera this summer
and stick around here a little longer.
1359
01:58:43,789 --> 01:58:45,279
She's too much fun.
1360
01:58:46,925 --> 01:58:50,326
You've had your fun, Monsieur.
You'd better leave before it's too late.
1361
01:58:50,396 --> 01:58:51,658
Too late for what?
1362
01:58:51,730 --> 01:58:55,097
Your record shows
that whenever a girl gets serious, you run.
1363
01:58:55,267 --> 01:58:58,202
Well, she's very serious,
so you'd better start running.
1364
01:58:58,270 --> 01:59:00,135
It's a little different this time.
1365
01:59:00,205 --> 01:59:03,800
How little? Instead of the usual
two weeks, it will last four weeks...
1366
01:59:04,243 --> 01:59:07,542
-...or six weeks?
-I don't see that it's any of your business.
1367
01:59:08,914 --> 01:59:09,903
Come in!
1368
01:59:18,691 --> 01:59:21,956
She will be here pretty soon, Monsieur.
You have to decide.
1369
01:59:22,127 --> 01:59:24,857
I hired you to give me information,
not advice!
1370
01:59:25,664 --> 01:59:27,029
How much do I owe you?
1371
01:59:27,099 --> 01:59:28,999
Will $100 do it?
1372
01:59:29,535 --> 01:59:32,003
-How about $200?
-There will be no charge.
1373
01:59:32,338 --> 01:59:34,533
-Why not?
-Because she's my daughter.
1374
01:59:41,714 --> 01:59:44,410
Give her a chance, Monsieur.
She's so helpless.
1375
01:59:44,683 --> 01:59:48,084
Such a little fish.
Throw her back in the water.
1376
02:00:41,340 --> 02:00:42,830
Mr. Flannagan?
1377
02:00:54,019 --> 02:00:55,247
Hello there.
1378
02:01:13,472 --> 02:01:17,340
You'd think I would've learned how to pack
by now, with all the traveling I do.
1379
02:01:17,409 --> 02:01:18,967
Are you traveling again?
1380
02:01:19,044 --> 02:01:21,171
Yes, sir! I'm off to the Riviera.
1381
02:01:21,880 --> 02:01:25,145
I looked out the window this morning,
saw rain and made up my mind...
1382
02:01:25,217 --> 02:01:26,707
...just like that.
1383
02:01:26,952 --> 02:01:28,044
Just like that?
1384
02:01:28,287 --> 02:01:31,222
Actually, it started last night.
You know those Swedish twins?
1385
02:01:31,290 --> 02:01:32,814
We had a big party.
1386
02:01:32,891 --> 02:01:35,416
They're going to Cannes
and they want me to come.
1387
02:01:35,494 --> 02:01:37,758
Get a little sun, you know how it is.
1388
02:01:37,896 --> 02:01:39,488
Yes, I know how it is.
1389
02:01:44,803 --> 02:01:47,431
I guess I'm just in time
to help with your suitcase.
1390
02:01:47,506 --> 02:01:48,871
I guess you are.
1391
02:01:56,615 --> 02:01:57,604
Yes?
1392
02:01:57,749 --> 02:01:59,376
Did you try Air France?
1393
02:02:00,252 --> 02:02:02,277
No planes are taking off at all?
1394
02:02:04,590 --> 02:02:07,718
In Paris, this kind of weather
sometimes lasts for weeks.
1395
02:02:08,861 --> 02:02:10,385
What about the train?
1396
02:02:10,963 --> 02:02:12,021
5:00?
1397
02:02:12,397 --> 02:02:15,332
All right, get me on it,
and send up for my luggage.
1398
02:02:19,071 --> 02:02:20,800
How long will you be gone?
1399
02:02:20,906 --> 02:02:23,272
Who knows, with those two crazy Swedes!
1400
02:02:23,842 --> 02:02:26,777
And after the Riviera,
I thought I'd go on to Athens.
1401
02:02:27,346 --> 02:02:30,338
You know, Greek women
have the whitest skin in the world.
1402
02:02:30,415 --> 02:02:31,404
That so?
1403
02:02:33,118 --> 02:02:36,519
I could say I was going on business,
that I'd be back in a few weeks...
1404
02:02:36,588 --> 02:02:38,647
...but I don't have to pretend with you.
1405
02:02:38,724 --> 02:02:40,351
You're a sensible girl.
1406
02:02:40,425 --> 02:02:41,790
-I try.
-Sure.
1407
02:02:42,694 --> 02:02:46,425
I heard your record, got a big kick out of it.
1408
02:02:49,601 --> 02:02:51,466
-I thought you'd hate me.
-Hate you?
1409
02:02:51,537 --> 02:02:55,871
Why, you don't know what a relief it is
to find a girl who thinks the way I do.
1410
02:03:20,632 --> 02:03:23,897
You French girls have the right idea,
it's bonjour and adieu...
1411
02:03:23,969 --> 02:03:26,096
...and in between a little amour.
1412
02:03:26,471 --> 02:03:29,440
No big production,
no hysterics, no mascara running.
1413
02:03:30,576 --> 02:03:32,601
We never cry, Mr. Flannagan.
1414
02:03:32,711 --> 02:03:34,611
That's why I love this place.
1415
02:03:35,213 --> 02:03:37,511
Except once, once I did cry.
1416
02:03:39,084 --> 02:03:41,018
That's when No.14 left me.
1417
02:03:41,553 --> 02:03:42,815
Export-import.
1418
02:03:43,221 --> 02:03:46,088
Yes. He slammed the car door,
and caught my thumb.
1419
02:03:46,725 --> 02:03:48,090
That really hurt.
1420
02:03:48,327 --> 02:03:49,851
I'll be very careful.
1421
02:03:52,464 --> 02:03:55,399
-Can I come along to the station?
-In this rain?
1422
02:03:55,701 --> 02:03:59,694
Because if I come home too early,
the man I live with, he'll be suspicious.
1423
02:04:01,406 --> 02:04:03,067
You know how it is.
1424
02:04:03,542 --> 02:04:05,533
Yes, I know how it is.
1425
02:05:32,964 --> 02:05:36,627
It's going to seem a little strange
and Ionely after you've gone...
1426
02:05:37,335 --> 02:05:39,701
...at least for the first few afternoons.
1427
02:05:39,771 --> 02:05:41,261
You'll be all right.
1428
02:05:41,440 --> 02:05:43,601
We did have a good time, didn't we?
1429
02:05:43,675 --> 02:05:45,006
The best.
1430
02:05:46,378 --> 02:05:48,869
Will you be coming back
to Paris next year?
1431
02:05:49,081 --> 02:05:51,845
I guess so, if I'm in the neighborhood.
1432
02:05:52,451 --> 02:05:55,420
Then maybe I'd better check
at the Ritz once in a while...
1433
02:05:55,487 --> 02:05:57,421
...if I'm in the neighborhood.
1434
02:06:35,527 --> 02:06:36,516
Well...
1435
02:06:37,129 --> 02:06:39,063
...take care of yourself, thin girl.
1436
02:06:39,131 --> 02:06:40,689
I will, Mr. Flannagan.
1437
02:06:41,867 --> 02:06:43,698
-What's the matter?
-Nothing.
1438
02:06:44,970 --> 02:06:46,904
It's nothing, really. It's the soot.
1439
02:06:46,972 --> 02:06:49,497
Always happens to me in railroad stations.
1440
02:06:50,709 --> 02:06:52,301
I'm susceptible.
1441
02:06:53,311 --> 02:06:54,676
En voiture!
1442
02:06:57,282 --> 02:06:58,442
May I?
1443
02:07:02,821 --> 02:07:05,016
En voiture, s'il vous pla�t!
1444
02:07:06,091 --> 02:07:07,615
Well, I guess I'd....
1445
02:07:12,731 --> 02:07:14,198
Goodbye, thin girl.
1446
02:07:14,566 --> 02:07:16,466
Goodbye, Mr. Flannagan.
1447
02:07:19,137 --> 02:07:20,365
You promised!
1448
02:07:21,072 --> 02:07:23,802
You don't have to worry about me.
1449
02:07:23,875 --> 02:07:27,709
There have been so many men before,
there'll be so many after this.
1450
02:07:29,815 --> 02:07:32,648
It's going to be another one
of those crazy years.
1451
02:07:33,552 --> 02:07:36,851
While you're in Cannes,
I'll be in Brussels with the banker.
1452
02:07:37,022 --> 02:07:41,015
He wants to give me a Mercedes Benz,
a blue one, it's my favorite color.
1453
02:07:48,466 --> 02:07:52,232
And while you're in Athens,
I'll be with the duke again, in Scotland.
1454
02:07:52,604 --> 02:07:54,970
But I don't know whether I'll go yet.
1455
02:07:55,640 --> 02:07:59,235
Another man asked me to spend
the summer with him in Deauville.
1456
02:07:59,444 --> 02:08:01,708
He owns racehorses. He's very rich.
1457
02:08:05,684 --> 02:08:09,984
He's No. 20, I mean 21, you're No. 20.
1458
02:08:11,823 --> 02:08:14,883
So you see, Mr. Flannagan,
I'll be perfectly all right.
1459
02:08:19,164 --> 02:08:20,426
I'II....
1460
02:08:21,566 --> 02:08:22,965
I'll be all right.
1461
02:08:48,360 --> 02:08:50,828
Mr. Flannagan, what are you doing?
1462
02:08:50,962 --> 02:08:53,692
Be quiet, Ariane, be quiet.
1463
02:09:13,051 --> 02:09:15,781
Monday, August 24 of this year...
1464
02:09:16,221 --> 02:09:18,951
...the case of Frank Flannagan
and Ariane Chavasse...
1465
02:09:19,024 --> 02:09:21,788
...came up before the Superior Judge
in Cannes.
1466
02:09:22,661 --> 02:09:26,495
They are now married.
Serving a life sentence in New York.
1467
02:09:26,865 --> 02:09:29,026
State of New York, USA.
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