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I was born with seven clits.
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Well, seven that I know of.
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Seven that I can feel and touch.
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Seven separate clitorises,
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each one constantly craving attention.
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Actually, I'm pretty sure
there are more than seven,
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but the others are buried so deep inside
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that only a doctor could find them.
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And I'm sick of doctors.
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Doctors probing, doctors touching,
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doctors, doctors, doctors.
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To some, I was a perfect example
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of permanent sexual arousal syndrome,
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but to most I was simply the
girl with the crazy pussy.
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Look at 'em.
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Oblivious, completely unaware that
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a genuine freak of nature sits among them.
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And that's what I am, alright.
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A mutant, a grotesque abomination,
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a lovely little monstrosity.
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Wait, wait.
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Look at that bad boy swagger.
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What you think, auto theft?
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Sure.
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Drug possession?
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Assault, rape, murder, ah,
that's where it gets interesting.
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Got 'im.
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Yeah, well it's not his IQ I'm after.
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He's just meat to feed the hungry beast.
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A beast so unique that I'm convinced
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I'm my own species, a new species.
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The doctors think I'm a genetic mistake,
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but I believe I'm an
evolutionary leap forward.
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A female of the future
who feeds on orgasms
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the way you people
devour burgers and fries.
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By the way, I'm more
than just a normal girl,
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and sometimes, most times,
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I wish I could find more
than just a normal guy.
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You need that pussy eaten?
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Tell me about these.
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See no evil, hear no
evil, speak no evil?
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Sully gave me that for witnessing him
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kill somebody and not sayin' nothin'.
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And this, that's the demon
bitch that stole my heart.
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You like that one?
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Yeah.
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Fuck the world?
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That's how I'm gonna fuck you.
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No, come inside me.
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Why you dirty little cunt bitch whore.
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I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come.
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No, no, don't go there, just ignore it.
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It's not what you think,
it's not a real baby.
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Real babies take nine months to grow,
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mine take less than two hours,
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which means my babies aren't real babies.
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My babies are fake
unfinished freak babies.
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So just mind your own damn
business and ignore it!
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Usually, I try not to kill 'em,
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but yeah, it happens now and then.
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Sometimes things get too rough,
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sometimes it's self defense,
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and sometimes, sometimes I
just go nuts, and why not?
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I'm not looking for romance.
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I just wanna good fuck,
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then get out of my face and disappear.
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No names, no cuddling, just bounce.
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Especially when I'm knocked up,
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which is also happening
a little too much lately.
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Then I just wanna find
someplace private real fast,
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deliver my little freak
baby, and dump it somewhere.
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Oh yeah, yeah, you're
hot, you're really hot.
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Come on, big daddy, show me what you got.
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Yeah, you sexy bitch,
look like you want it.
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How much do you charge, you cheap slut?
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Yeah, yeah, you big hunk of man!
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Lick them lips!
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Get 'em all wet.
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Tell me where they've been.
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Ooh, I love that ass!
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Come on, baby, shake it for me.
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Let me see what's under your hood!
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I don't know, something's missing.
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Give me the Maya with the 180 on it,
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I wanna experiment a little.
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I love a man in uniform!
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Get the fuck outta
my lot, you dizzy twat!
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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You got no fucking respect.
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Show no respect, you some kind
of commie bitch or somethin'?
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The morals are gone
because of people like you.
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Our country, we fight a
war for hoes like you?
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It's disrespect for the country,
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disrespect for every fucking thing.
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Cause you show no values.
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Values the fucking toilet.
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Get the fuck outta here!
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Perfect, you can kill me now.
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That's a wrap!
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You know, you came this close,
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this fucking close to
meetin' the king of Nazareth.
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Like it?
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I don't know.
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I got a whole album full.
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Go ahead, take a look.
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Hey Jen, I got this great location
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for the Mass Appeal shoot.
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It's this old 22 room mansion in Brooklyn.
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It's sick!
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Fatherman Preacher Divine used to own it.
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You want me to make it happen?
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It sounds good.
Alright.
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Holy shit.
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I've never seen anything
like these before.
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It's my secret collection
of erotic photos.
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Sexy, yes?
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These are more like scary.
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It's a catalog of lovers,
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each of 'em caught in
the throes of passion.
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Caught in their most intimate moments.
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I call it fuck face.
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These are, are really disturbing.
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I mean I can't tell if they're having
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the greatest orgasm of their life
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or if they're being killed.
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What's the difference?
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I'm just surprised.
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I mean, don't take this
the wrong way or anything,
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but I always took you for a lesbo.
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Or one of those asexual
never get laid types.
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I mean, I've never even
heard you talk about boys.
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There's nothing to talk about.
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They're just anonymous
strangers I meet at night
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in the bars, in the clubs, in the gutter.
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I started menstruating when I was five,
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and my periods have never been normal.
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I bleed too much, and a five year old girl
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with blood streaming down her legs
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really freaked out my parents.
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My eighth birthday coincided
with a particularly bad period
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and I lost 1/5 of all the
blood in my body that day.
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My horrified parents
hospitalized me which is
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when we all learned
just how different I am.
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♪ Behold 10 horses, hell rider, hellfire ♪
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♪ Skull and bone crosses, yellow tire ♪
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♪ The world inspired omen offers peace ♪
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♪ If we follow his beast ♪
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Was it good for you too?
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Among the many side effects
of my mutant pussy's
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hyper metabolism, my reproductive organs
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function at an accelerated rate.
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When I was a little girl before
I even knew what sex was,
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I used to walk around
having multiple orgasms.
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Eight years old, at school,
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riding in my dad's station
wagon, dinner with my family.
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All I'd have to do is cross
my legs a certain way,
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bounce a little too much on my bicycle,
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or just playing in the backyard
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and I would come numerous times.
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I used to think everyone
got off a dozen times a day.
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But as my vagina evolved, my
body has gone into overdrive.
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For instance, conceiving,
going into labor,
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and delivering a baby in under two hours
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is something sort of new for me.
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And something I initially
found rather appalling.
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I mean, I could always
take the usual precautions,
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but though I don't want any children,
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especially any of my freak babies,
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I love the feeling of
something alive and kicking
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and pushing it's way out of me.
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Sometimes it's better than coming.
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We all know the phrase nymphomaniac
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is a pejorative term created by men
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who are threatened by a
woman's sexual freedom.
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Men pride themselves on
their own promiscuity
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while women are punished for it
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with labels like sluts, bitches, and hoes.
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Well I'm all of that and more.
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I may, in fact, be the world's
only real life nymphomaniac.
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However, and I know you'll
find this hard to believe,
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but I never had a man until two years ago.
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Between doctors and my parents,
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I grew up believing my
cooch was something
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so dirty and disgusting that
no guy would ever want me.
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All of which changed when I met Ryan.
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I thought I loved him,
I gave him my trust.
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And when I told him about
my strange little deformity,
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he said all the right things.
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Yeah, baby, you know you mean more
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to me than any physical problem.
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Can't let that get in our way.
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You can't let anything get in our way.
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Ain't no problem too big as
long as we have each other.
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And what we have here,
baby, is something special.
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So special I wanna spend
the rest of my life with you.
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I love your lips, I love
your hair, I love your skin.
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From the moment I wake up
to the moment I go to sleep,
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you're all I think of.
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I'll do anything for you, baby, anything.
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I wanna spend every moment
making you feel good,
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making you happy, protecting you.
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You're everything to me, baby.
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You give my life meaning.
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This ain't about sex, it's
about marriage and children,
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and growing old together.
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It's about us taking our
love to the next level.
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I'll make sure you're first
time is special, baby.
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I promise.
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I know you want me just
as much as I want you.
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You feel it, you can
feel it, baby, can't you?
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Get up.
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Get up, get up.
What, what?
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Get up, come on.
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You gotta go, you gotta go.
Ryan.
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You gotta go.
Ryan.
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Come on, go.
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You gotta go!
Ryan.
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Get up, get outta here.
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What are you doing?
You got to get
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the fuck outta here!
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What are you doing?
Get the fuck outta here
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you fucking freak!
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Get outta here!
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Get outta here!
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Get out, get the fuck out!
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Obviously, I do everything
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a bit differently now.
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Unlike other so-called nymphomaniacs,
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my needs are not psychological,
they're physical.
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It starts with a moist
burning itch deep inside,
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like a liquid flame that grows and burns
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until my pussy feels like it's on fire.
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Then it spreads pulsating
through my veins,
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under my skin, up my arms, down my legs,
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and into my breasts, until
my entire body's so hot
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and trembling it feels
like my flesh is burning
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and crackling and turning into ash,
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and only an orgasm
brings me back to normal.
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In other words, I need a dick
the way a junkie needs a fix.
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For years I used to hate God.
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What kind of bastard creator
would make me this way.
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I would fantasize about
spitting in his face
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and ripping his eyeballs
out and inflicting
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in him the same pain he's inflicted in me.
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But I've now learned to understand him.
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I now realize just how loving God is.
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He loves me so much that
he's given me a gift.
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I can feel seven times the sexual
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pleasure of any human being.
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And now he's giving me babies.
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Not for me to keep, of course,
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but as a preparation for his holy child.
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God has been building
and designing my body
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for one purpose and one purpose only.
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God wants to fuck me.
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I can feel your aura.
257
00:20:02,654 --> 00:20:06,636
It's glowing, breathing,
it's all around you.
258
00:20:06,636 --> 00:20:07,909
You're protected by angels tears
259
00:20:07,909 --> 00:20:09,421
that I can see, you know that?
260
00:20:09,421 --> 00:20:10,799
You're funny.
261
00:20:10,799 --> 00:20:11,752
I'm funny.
262
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:12,585
In a good way.
263
00:20:12,585 --> 00:20:14,883
As soon as you started
talking there was such
264
00:20:14,883 --> 00:20:18,205
a strong sexual energy
I could just feel it.
265
00:20:18,205 --> 00:20:19,705
It's very intense.
266
00:20:21,143 --> 00:20:23,756
I definitely think we have
an amazing connection.
267
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:27,064
I love your voice, it relaxes me.
268
00:20:27,064 --> 00:20:27,897
Really?
269
00:20:29,099 --> 00:20:31,600
I think you're just trying to gas me up.
270
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,107
Trying to get me to take you home,
271
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:34,429
but maybe I'm not that easy.
272
00:20:34,429 --> 00:20:36,376
Of course you're not.
273
00:20:58,757 --> 00:20:59,902
Boy, you're something else.
274
00:20:59,902 --> 00:21:02,310
I wasn't expecting to hook up tonight.
275
00:21:02,310 --> 00:21:05,275
I wasn't even in a social mood.
276
00:21:05,275 --> 00:21:09,442
Just relaxing, having a
drink, and there you were.
277
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,928
There's something very
different about you.
278
00:21:12,928 --> 00:21:15,165
Something very exciting.
279
00:21:15,165 --> 00:21:17,677
Most girls won't let a guy hit it raw.
280
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,762
Rubbers aren't natural.
281
00:21:21,996 --> 00:21:25,069
Well I feel comfortable
around you, I feel alive.
282
00:21:25,069 --> 00:21:26,888
Like somebody's blessing you.
283
00:21:26,888 --> 00:21:28,075
Do you have any kids?
284
00:21:28,075 --> 00:21:30,505
Oh, that's complicated.
285
00:21:30,505 --> 00:21:31,450
I'm not there yet.
286
00:21:31,450 --> 00:21:33,548
I wouldn't be the world's best mom.
287
00:21:33,548 --> 00:21:35,050
I got twins.
288
00:21:35,050 --> 00:21:37,115
Beautiful little girls,
just like their mom.
289
00:21:37,115 --> 00:21:39,653
And they call me.
290
00:21:40,978 --> 00:21:43,951
I loved that woman more than anything,
291
00:21:43,951 --> 00:21:46,561
but she's with some other guy now.
292
00:21:46,561 --> 00:21:48,120
I don't let it get me down.
293
00:21:52,038 --> 00:21:54,523
You can't let that negative
energy flow through your system.
294
00:21:54,523 --> 00:21:57,446
You gotta get those
positive juices flowing.
295
00:21:57,446 --> 00:22:00,260
Gotta think good, pure thoughts.
296
00:22:02,507 --> 00:22:05,248
Can I take your picture?
297
00:22:05,248 --> 00:22:06,081
Now?
298
00:22:06,081 --> 00:22:06,917
Yeah.
299
00:22:06,917 --> 00:22:07,750
Like this?
300
00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:08,952
Yeah.
301
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:09,786
Sure.
302
00:22:32,224 --> 00:22:35,463
Gimme it.
303
00:22:56,797 --> 00:22:58,630
Wow, that was awesome.
304
00:23:00,759 --> 00:23:04,477
I'm really not the emotional
type, but I think you're right,
305
00:23:04,477 --> 00:23:06,649
we really have a strong connection.
306
00:23:06,649 --> 00:23:07,986
Can you feel it?
307
00:23:07,986 --> 00:23:12,376
I mean, I don't know why,
but I feel so close to you.
308
00:23:12,376 --> 00:23:15,554
You think that maybe we
could see each other again?
309
00:23:15,554 --> 00:23:16,638
Yeah, sure.
310
00:23:19,228 --> 00:23:20,062
Whatever.
311
00:23:21,871 --> 00:23:22,704
What?
312
00:23:23,597 --> 00:23:24,429
Whatever?
313
00:23:34,989 --> 00:23:37,201
I will not be tossed away again.
314
00:23:37,201 --> 00:23:40,110
I'll not be used and toyed
with and played with.
315
00:23:40,110 --> 00:23:43,572
I will not, I will not,
I will not, I will.
316
00:23:43,572 --> 00:23:45,061
Oh my God, I'm sorry.
317
00:23:45,061 --> 00:23:46,290
Oh, I'm so sorry.
318
00:23:46,290 --> 00:23:47,123
I'm sorry.
319
00:23:47,123 --> 00:23:48,082
Oh my God.
320
00:23:51,741 --> 00:23:53,221
I'm sorry, I misunderstood.
321
00:23:53,221 --> 00:23:55,595
I thought there was a
spark, a connection here,
322
00:23:55,595 --> 00:23:58,146
and I thought I deserved more
respect and consideration
323
00:23:58,146 --> 00:24:01,731
than a simple whatever,
whatever, whatever.
324
00:24:03,291 --> 00:24:04,588
It's my fault.
325
00:24:04,588 --> 00:24:06,768
It's not you, it's me, it's all me.
326
00:24:06,768 --> 00:24:08,922
I pride myself on not needing
anyone, and what do I do?
327
00:24:08,922 --> 00:24:11,139
I got weak, I got emotional,
328
00:24:11,139 --> 00:24:14,378
and I actually thought that
maybe you and I could...
329
00:24:18,370 --> 00:24:19,975
I'm sorry.
330
00:24:19,975 --> 00:24:21,296
Again, I apologize.
331
00:24:21,296 --> 00:24:22,144
This shouldna happened.
332
00:24:22,144 --> 00:24:25,573
It's just that in addition
to my hypermetabolism,
333
00:24:25,573 --> 00:24:27,820
I'm also hyper-emotional.
334
00:24:27,820 --> 00:24:30,414
I can't help it, things
just move faster for me.
335
00:24:30,414 --> 00:24:32,175
Imagine the emotions of meeting someone,
336
00:24:32,175 --> 00:24:33,913
falling in love, getting dumped,
337
00:24:33,913 --> 00:24:37,986
and hating their guts in all
about three anda half minutes?
338
00:24:37,986 --> 00:24:40,487
It's my fault, my fault, my...
339
00:25:12,271 --> 00:25:15,231
My ex had a big dick, over 10 inches.
340
00:25:15,231 --> 00:25:16,352
I measured it.
341
00:25:16,352 --> 00:25:18,103
Oh, God, he owned me.
342
00:25:19,019 --> 00:25:22,520
I would cry real tears
every time he fucked me.
343
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,466
It was so amazing.
344
00:25:24,466 --> 00:25:26,050
I hate small dicks.
345
00:25:27,908 --> 00:25:30,309
I'd rather just finger myself.
346
00:25:30,309 --> 00:25:33,373
You're crazy, I had nine
inches once and couldn't take it.
347
00:25:33,373 --> 00:25:34,897
I felt like I was getting stabbed.
348
00:25:34,897 --> 00:25:36,761
I'd be perfect for both of you.
349
00:25:36,761 --> 00:25:39,099
Not too big, but big enough.
350
00:25:39,099 --> 00:25:41,522
I mean, the ladies love it.
351
00:25:41,522 --> 00:25:44,562
I'm no John Holmes, but
I know how to work it.
352
00:25:44,562 --> 00:25:45,395
Who?
353
00:25:45,395 --> 00:25:48,763
Holmes, John Holmes, the porn star.
354
00:25:48,763 --> 00:25:51,600
He had a 14 inch fucking cock.
355
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,928
Ugly motherfucker, but did over 500 flicks
356
00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:57,512
and banged over 10,000 bitches.
357
00:25:59,038 --> 00:26:00,262
He's god.
358
00:26:00,262 --> 00:26:01,263
He's gross!
359
00:26:01,263 --> 00:26:02,386
Don't kid yourself.
360
00:26:02,386 --> 00:26:03,652
If he whipped his dick out right here
361
00:26:03,652 --> 00:26:06,079
you'd be on your hands
and knees sucking it.
362
00:26:06,079 --> 00:26:07,079
14 inches?
363
00:26:08,465 --> 00:26:11,048
Whoa, I'd fuck him in a second!
364
00:26:12,226 --> 00:26:15,777
I'd love to see how much of
that I could fit in my mouth.
365
00:26:15,777 --> 00:26:19,378
Holy shit, how could you not want that?
366
00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:20,691
It's disgusting.
367
00:26:20,691 --> 00:26:21,943
He was so big he probably couldn't
368
00:26:21,943 --> 00:26:23,684
even get the damn thing hard.
369
00:26:23,684 --> 00:26:24,810
Who cares?
370
00:26:24,810 --> 00:26:26,060
It's 14 inches!
371
00:26:26,922 --> 00:26:29,569
Let him fuck me with just the head.
372
00:26:29,569 --> 00:26:32,060
I wanna be filled the fuck up!
373
00:26:32,060 --> 00:26:34,086
Dude, if I was John Holmes,
374
00:26:34,086 --> 00:26:36,319
I'd have a stable of hoes
lined up around the block
375
00:26:36,319 --> 00:26:38,813
beggin' for it, and I
wouldn't pimp myself out
376
00:26:38,813 --> 00:26:41,125
to those cheap ass fucking pornos either.
377
00:26:41,125 --> 00:26:43,538
They'd have to pay hundreds
if they wanted to see it,
378
00:26:43,538 --> 00:26:45,674
thousands more if they wanted to touch it.
379
00:26:45,674 --> 00:26:49,065
Those pretty boys on
TV, they ain't got shit.
380
00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:52,951
Bitches don't want that,
they just want Johnny Holmes.
381
00:26:52,951 --> 00:26:55,014
Holmes cock didn't even look human.
382
00:26:55,014 --> 00:26:57,616
It was like some hideous
fleshy tumor and was covered
383
00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:00,727
in veins so thick they
looked like earthworms.
384
00:27:00,727 --> 00:27:04,241
I want a human cock, not
some nasty, swollen growth,
385
00:27:04,241 --> 00:27:06,629
not something that looks like a dead eel.
386
00:27:06,629 --> 00:27:10,795
It's disgusting and gross
and repulsive and nasty.
387
00:27:46,074 --> 00:27:47,676
Oh, fuck.
388
00:27:47,676 --> 00:27:49,614
Yeah, fuck me.
389
00:27:51,062 --> 00:27:51,895
Oh, fuck.
390
00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:54,072
Oh, yeah.
391
00:27:54,906 --> 00:27:56,879
Oh yeah, fuck that pussy, yeah.
392
00:28:22,194 --> 00:28:23,979
Medication is rapidly acting
393
00:28:23,979 --> 00:28:28,080
causing erections.
394
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,943
Erections within 20 minutes.
395
00:28:30,943 --> 00:28:33,454
Side affects include
nausea, headache, dizziness.
396
00:28:43,398 --> 00:28:44,230
Stop it.
397
00:28:48,906 --> 00:28:50,457
Fucking stop it!
398
00:28:50,457 --> 00:28:53,751
Oh, baby, yeah, oh God.
399
00:28:54,668 --> 00:28:57,169
Told you to fucking stop it!
400
00:28:58,297 --> 00:28:59,629
Shut up!
401
00:28:59,629 --> 00:29:01,381
Shut up and fuck off!
402
00:29:22,652 --> 00:29:24,320
I'll be right there!
403
00:29:29,143 --> 00:29:31,630
Hold on, just a minute!
404
00:29:32,583 --> 00:29:33,500
I'm coming!
405
00:29:37,662 --> 00:29:38,578
One second!
406
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:48,273
Yeah?
407
00:29:48,273 --> 00:29:51,020
Yo, what's up, dude, it's
been a minute, what's the deal?
408
00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:53,307
It's me, Rem, you went to
school with my brother.
409
00:29:53,307 --> 00:29:54,431
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
410
00:29:54,431 --> 00:29:55,695
Hey man, what's up?
411
00:29:55,695 --> 00:29:57,284
Chillin', man, everything's peace.
412
00:29:57,284 --> 00:29:59,182
You look a little banged
up, man, you alright?
413
00:29:59,182 --> 00:30:01,721
Yeah, man, I've been up all night.
414
00:30:01,721 --> 00:30:02,746
Why?
415
00:30:02,746 --> 00:30:05,484
Man, I heard you lived
in Father Divine's old crib,
416
00:30:05,484 --> 00:30:07,780
and I love the yellow.
417
00:30:07,780 --> 00:30:09,156
Plus this would be a great location
418
00:30:09,156 --> 00:30:10,871
for this photo shoot we're tryin' to do.
419
00:30:10,871 --> 00:30:11,847
I dunno, man.
420
00:30:11,847 --> 00:30:14,434
I mean, I'm thinkin' of
turnin' this place into a club.
421
00:30:14,434 --> 00:30:15,709
I don't really want people comin' in--
422
00:30:15,709 --> 00:30:17,831
Yo, you don't wanna fuck
this opportunity up, man.
423
00:30:17,831 --> 00:30:18,861
It's gonna be a hip-hop shoot.
424
00:30:18,861 --> 00:30:20,368
There's gonna be model
bitches, some chronic,
425
00:30:20,368 --> 00:30:21,471
it's gonna be poppin'.
426
00:30:21,471 --> 00:30:22,908
You don't wanna pass this chance up.
427
00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:25,135
Ah man, I just wanna
be left alone, alright.
428
00:30:25,135 --> 00:30:28,944
How 'bout a hundred bucks
right now, just like that?
429
00:30:28,944 --> 00:30:31,924
I could really use five.
430
00:30:31,924 --> 00:30:33,792
For you, five, but I'm
gonna need to come in--
431
00:30:33,792 --> 00:30:34,654
Yo, can I get it in advance?
432
00:30:34,654 --> 00:30:35,828
I mean like right now?
433
00:30:41,081 --> 00:30:43,631
Oh, shit, Bat-a-tat-tat
with the...
434
00:30:43,631 --> 00:30:45,606
Yo, I got that eggnog for
ya, you know what I mean?
435
00:30:45,606 --> 00:30:47,240
Cinnamon cookies, orange marmalade,
436
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,532
motherfucking space skittles.
437
00:30:48,532 --> 00:30:49,597
Man, what can I do for you?
438
00:30:49,597 --> 00:30:50,583
How you been, man?
439
00:30:50,583 --> 00:30:51,572
Yo great man, I'm good.
440
00:30:51,572 --> 00:30:53,185
Yo here, I got another list for you.
441
00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:55,101
Yo, pump your fucking brakes.
442
00:30:55,101 --> 00:30:56,025
Let's build like legos.
443
00:30:56,025 --> 00:30:58,524
Your last want list,
cuckoo clock world, man.
444
00:30:58,524 --> 00:31:02,515
I think your elevator's broken, champ.
445
00:31:02,515 --> 00:31:05,052
Yo, I gotta be honest with ya, Batzilla.
446
00:31:05,052 --> 00:31:07,651
I got all type of orangutan 'droid-head
447
00:31:07,651 --> 00:31:08,656
motherfuckers comin' through here
448
00:31:08,656 --> 00:31:11,043
on some spacey, sprocket, cogs, mo-cogs,
449
00:31:11,043 --> 00:31:13,484
Marion Barry shit, but you?
450
00:31:13,484 --> 00:31:15,378
You're by far the most twilight zone
451
00:31:15,378 --> 00:31:17,142
weird-ass motherfucker I know, man.
452
00:31:17,142 --> 00:31:19,105
Yo, the shit you be lookin'
for is fuckin' insane.
453
00:31:19,105 --> 00:31:21,605
Man, but the stuff I'm
takin' ain't workin' anymore.
454
00:31:21,605 --> 00:31:24,392
You gotta find me something stronger, man.
455
00:31:24,392 --> 00:31:25,653
I got issues, man!
456
00:31:25,653 --> 00:31:27,116
But the shit you're
lookin' for is fuckin'
457
00:31:27,116 --> 00:31:29,279
impossible to get, you dig me, pygmy?
458
00:31:29,279 --> 00:31:30,918
Look, my dude works at the fucking
459
00:31:30,918 --> 00:31:31,941
pharmaceutical warehouse.
460
00:31:31,941 --> 00:31:33,528
He's got dibs on any type of drugs
461
00:31:33,528 --> 00:31:35,442
any normal motherfucker could want.
462
00:31:35,442 --> 00:31:36,594
That's the key word, normal.
463
00:31:36,594 --> 00:31:37,805
You ain't normal, dude.
464
00:31:37,805 --> 00:31:39,355
This motherfucker ain't even heard of half
465
00:31:39,355 --> 00:31:40,780
of the shit you be talkin' 'bout,
466
00:31:40,780 --> 00:31:42,567
and he's like a doctor,
you know what I mean?
467
00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:44,569
Dr. Dre, Dr. Ruth, Doogie Howser.
468
00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:46,057
It's all real, man.
469
00:31:46,057 --> 00:31:48,167
It's in books, it's on the internet.
470
00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:50,490
Where's my jimmy jig?
471
00:31:50,490 --> 00:31:52,824
Where the hell'd you put it?
472
00:31:52,824 --> 00:31:54,032
Your what?
473
00:31:54,032 --> 00:31:56,880
You heard me, you fucking shit.
474
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:57,964
My jimmy jig!
475
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:00,686
What fucking language is that?
476
00:32:00,686 --> 00:32:01,520
Talk human, okay?
477
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,587
You sound like a fucking two-year
old baby, you dumb bitch.
478
00:32:03,587 --> 00:32:05,810
Yeah, you fucking would
like that, wouldn't you,
479
00:32:05,810 --> 00:32:08,881
you fucking pedophile piece of shit!
480
00:32:08,881 --> 00:32:10,032
Where the hell'd you put it?
481
00:32:10,032 --> 00:32:11,572
Put what, you dumb bitch?
482
00:32:11,572 --> 00:32:12,822
My jimmy gig!
483
00:32:14,849 --> 00:32:16,310
Look, cat daddy, I keep it simple,
484
00:32:16,310 --> 00:32:17,533
you dig me, you know what I'm sayin'?
485
00:32:17,533 --> 00:32:19,362
Trees, percs, you know what I'm sayin'?
486
00:32:19,362 --> 00:32:21,453
Little smurf village,
you know what I'm sayin'?
487
00:32:21,453 --> 00:32:23,644
Some 'shrooms, little hit
the hole right, Snow White,
488
00:32:23,644 --> 00:32:24,477
you know what I mean?
489
00:32:24,477 --> 00:32:26,014
Vicaoins, Xanax, scooby snacks, footballs,
490
00:32:26,014 --> 00:32:27,204
baseballs, racket balls, tennis balls.
491
00:32:27,204 --> 00:32:29,284
Look what the fuck you want, man.
492
00:32:29,284 --> 00:32:30,493
Tra, traza--
493
00:32:30,493 --> 00:32:31,834
Trazodone.
494
00:32:31,834 --> 00:32:32,667
Feeto--
495
00:32:32,667 --> 00:32:33,930
Phentolamine.
496
00:32:33,930 --> 00:32:35,387
Appamo-
497
00:32:35,387 --> 00:32:36,220
Apomorphine.
498
00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:38,212
Industrial strength
'roids, growth hormones.
499
00:32:38,212 --> 00:32:40,254
You tryin' to hit a
fucking home run, my ninja?
500
00:32:40,254 --> 00:32:42,404
It's that Todd Bridges shit, man.
501
00:32:42,404 --> 00:32:44,672
You on that Dr. Jekyll and Hyde shit, man.
502
00:32:44,672 --> 00:32:47,130
Yo, this shit is not gonna get
you dunkin' like munchkins--
503
00:32:47,130 --> 00:32:49,488
But it's not about
gettin' high, man, it's...
504
00:32:49,488 --> 00:32:50,436
Yo look, could your guy at least
505
00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:52,346
get me a list of what he's got?
506
00:32:52,346 --> 00:32:53,681
Ah dog, be for real, man.
507
00:32:53,681 --> 00:32:55,597
Where's my jimmy jig!
508
00:32:57,038 --> 00:32:58,927
The bitch can't even talk right.
509
00:32:58,927 --> 00:33:01,003
It's like you got palsy or somethin'.
510
00:33:01,003 --> 00:33:04,628
I don't know what the fuck
you're tryin' to tell me.
511
00:33:06,612 --> 00:33:09,374
You know what I'm talking about!
512
00:33:09,374 --> 00:33:11,853
You just don't want me to have it!
513
00:33:11,853 --> 00:33:12,964
Do you know what she's talking about?
514
00:33:12,964 --> 00:33:15,205
Because I don't know anything
this bitch is talkin' about.
515
00:33:15,205 --> 00:33:17,639
It's like I got a fucking
retard livin' with me.
516
00:33:17,639 --> 00:33:18,723
Fuck you!
517
00:33:18,723 --> 00:33:19,557
Sorry.
518
00:33:19,557 --> 00:33:20,515
Fuck you!
519
00:33:20,515 --> 00:33:21,418
Yo easy, man.
520
00:33:21,418 --> 00:33:22,335
Fuck you!
521
00:33:24,179 --> 00:33:25,925
I don't speak retard.
522
00:33:25,925 --> 00:33:27,149
I'm sorry.
523
00:33:27,149 --> 00:33:29,025
Yo, you said you got something for me?
524
00:33:29,025 --> 00:33:31,025
Yeah, wait right here.
525
00:33:34,070 --> 00:33:35,326
Fine, go ahead.
526
00:33:35,326 --> 00:33:36,876
Yeah, rip the place apart.
527
00:33:36,876 --> 00:33:37,996
I don't care, babe.
528
00:33:37,996 --> 00:33:39,801
It's not my couch, it's your couch.
529
00:33:39,801 --> 00:33:41,968
Go ahead, rip it up.
530
00:33:41,968 --> 00:33:43,308
Change your fucking
underwear, look at 'em,
531
00:33:43,308 --> 00:33:45,964
your underwear are dusty as fuck.
532
00:33:45,964 --> 00:33:48,340
Looking for a goddamn jimmy jig.
533
00:33:48,340 --> 00:33:49,449
Fuckin' tweaker.
534
00:33:50,971 --> 00:33:51,804
Get up!
535
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:53,992
Get the fuck off me, man!
536
00:33:53,992 --> 00:33:57,209
Get off the couch so
I can fucking find it.
537
00:33:57,209 --> 00:33:58,042
You know what?
538
00:33:58,042 --> 00:34:00,151
Get off me!
I'm gonna break everything
539
00:34:00,151 --> 00:34:03,985
in this goddamn place
until I fucking find it.
540
00:34:05,147 --> 00:34:07,095
I'll break your fucking neck
if you do, I swear to God.
541
00:34:07,095 --> 00:34:08,651
Do you know what?
542
00:34:08,651 --> 00:34:10,700
You know, I'm not one
of your fucking whores
543
00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:13,122
that you can just walk all over, yo.
544
00:34:13,122 --> 00:34:17,687
You know what, if you wanna
fuck anyone, go fuck him.
545
00:34:17,687 --> 00:34:21,894
You know, because you guys'll
probably fucking like it.
546
00:34:21,894 --> 00:34:23,644
Where the fuck is it!
547
00:34:24,724 --> 00:34:26,673
You stupid bitch.
548
00:34:26,673 --> 00:34:28,320
You really need a fucking straight jacket.
549
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,221
Someone needs to put a bullet
550
00:34:29,221 --> 00:34:31,661
in your fucking head, you dumb bitch.
551
00:34:31,661 --> 00:34:32,912
I swear to God.
552
00:34:34,455 --> 00:34:35,288
I hate you.
553
00:34:36,121 --> 00:34:36,955
You're messin' the whole place up.
554
00:34:36,955 --> 00:34:38,053
I hate you.
555
00:34:38,053 --> 00:34:39,781
I hate you, I...
556
00:34:39,781 --> 00:34:41,991
You know, you make me fucking sick.
557
00:34:41,991 --> 00:34:43,453
Then die.
558
00:34:43,453 --> 00:34:44,675
Then fucking die.
559
00:34:44,675 --> 00:34:47,313
Lay on the ground and fuckin' die!
560
00:34:50,164 --> 00:34:52,931
Special delivery, just for you, my man.
561
00:34:52,931 --> 00:34:55,992
Not exactly what you asked for, but.
562
00:34:55,992 --> 00:34:57,195
What the hell's this?
563
00:34:57,195 --> 00:34:59,222
Well my man couldn't
smash out the gold for you,
564
00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:00,692
but he got you the next best thing,
565
00:35:00,692 --> 00:35:01,993
the silver medal, you know what I mean?
566
00:35:01,993 --> 00:35:05,244
It's sorta what you asked
for, only for animals.
567
00:35:05,244 --> 00:35:06,183
Animals?
568
00:35:06,183 --> 00:35:07,104
Farm animals.
569
00:35:07,104 --> 00:35:11,257
Look, this shit here,
give a hard on to a horse.
570
00:35:11,257 --> 00:35:13,963
These right here, two
story grow jump offs.
571
00:35:13,963 --> 00:35:16,715
Farmers pump 'em into bulls.
572
00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:19,949
This right here, animal crackers in 3-D.
573
00:35:19,949 --> 00:35:22,257
All together, six different
type of animal steroids,
574
00:35:22,257 --> 00:35:23,659
but you might wanna check the doses
575
00:35:23,659 --> 00:35:25,489
in those books of yours
before you fuck around
576
00:35:25,489 --> 00:35:27,879
being such a valedictorian
and all of that shit.
577
00:35:27,879 --> 00:35:29,300
Your man couldn't get anything I wanted?
578
00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:30,845
Yo, you want the shit or not?
579
00:35:30,845 --> 00:35:31,679
How much, man?
580
00:35:31,679 --> 00:35:33,291
Eight Benjies.
581
00:35:33,291 --> 00:35:36,959
Alright, well yo, can
I use your bathroom?
582
00:36:19,579 --> 00:36:21,008
Yo, bad boy, you okay?
583
00:36:24,392 --> 00:36:26,168
Yo, you alright in there, man?
584
00:36:28,924 --> 00:36:30,379
Yo, open the fucking door, man!
585
00:36:30,379 --> 00:36:31,869
Gotta go.
586
00:36:31,869 --> 00:36:33,630
Alright, cuz, I'm gonna get at you, man.
587
00:36:33,630 --> 00:36:36,354
♪ Wu-Tang, Killa Bee,
epitome of Public Enemy ♪
588
00:36:36,354 --> 00:36:38,621
♪ Gamblin', hustlin', like
Smooth and Trigger be bitter ♪
589
00:36:38,621 --> 00:36:40,503
♪ Be bums, diggity diggity das ♪
590
00:36:40,503 --> 00:36:43,234
♪ Literally, I'm pun in the
middle of Little Italy ♪
591
00:36:43,234 --> 00:36:45,095
♪ Didn't do diddly, gettin' me ♪
592
00:36:45,095 --> 00:36:45,928
♪ Listen to me ♪
593
00:36:45,928 --> 00:36:46,887
♪ I'm all good, I'm hood ♪
594
00:36:46,887 --> 00:36:49,705
♪ I'm Ice Cube before he turned
soft and went Hollywood ♪
595
00:36:49,705 --> 00:36:51,497
♪ I'm Poetic from Gravediggaz ♪
596
00:36:51,497 --> 00:36:53,425
♪ I'm ODB, I'm Headquarters ♪
597
00:36:53,425 --> 00:36:55,137
♪ I'm Ted Demme, I'm Paul C ♪
598
00:36:55,137 --> 00:36:56,955
♪ If I ain't better than
B.I.G., I'm the closest ♪
599
00:36:56,955 --> 00:36:59,507
♪ I'm Richard Pryor before
multiple sclerosis ♪
600
00:36:59,507 --> 00:37:01,035
♪ I'm beef, I'm gold teeth, peace ♪
601
00:37:01,035 --> 00:37:03,917
♪ Mantronix, Stetasonic,
Symbolic, Bambaata, Soul Sonic ♪
602
00:37:03,917 --> 00:37:05,057
♪ I'm Dre, the Chronic ♪
603
00:37:05,057 --> 00:37:06,278
♪ Melodic with logic Islamic ♪
604
00:37:06,278 --> 00:37:07,444
♪ A poverty prophet ♪
605
00:37:07,444 --> 00:37:08,900
♪ Economy robbery, cock it ♪
606
00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:10,447
♪ I probably properly droppin' ♪
607
00:37:10,447 --> 00:37:11,558
♪ It gotta be honesty ♪
608
00:37:11,558 --> 00:37:13,114
♪ Opposite a novelty, rock it ♪
609
00:37:13,114 --> 00:37:14,428
♪ I Herbie Hancock-it ♪
610
00:37:14,428 --> 00:37:15,731
♪ I'm Onyx Throwin' Ya Gun ♪
611
00:37:15,731 --> 00:37:18,981
♪ I'm Funky 4 + 1 ♪
612
00:37:42,829 --> 00:37:45,051
Oh, come on, fuck me please!
613
00:37:45,051 --> 00:37:47,373
Oh, I need to be fucked.
614
00:37:47,373 --> 00:37:51,554
Fuck me, oh, I want that big
hard dick inside my pussy.
615
00:37:51,554 --> 00:37:53,687
Fuck me, please!
616
00:37:53,687 --> 00:37:55,631
Oh please, fuck me!
617
00:37:55,631 --> 00:37:56,799
Yeah, fuck me.
618
00:37:57,771 --> 00:37:59,128
I want you to fuck me.
619
00:37:59,128 --> 00:38:00,027
Fuck me right now.
620
00:38:00,027 --> 00:38:00,955
Fuck me, please.
621
00:38:05,572 --> 00:38:07,608
Oh, give it to me, fuck me!
622
00:38:07,608 --> 00:38:08,691
Fuck me hard!
623
00:38:09,568 --> 00:38:11,783
Fuck me harder, come
on, baby, give it to me.
624
00:38:11,783 --> 00:38:13,117
I'm so horny.
625
00:38:13,117 --> 00:38:15,948
My pussy's so wet, I want it so bad.
626
00:38:15,948 --> 00:38:17,449
Oh fuck me please.
627
00:38:18,475 --> 00:38:20,307
Fuck me, fuck me hard!
628
00:38:21,378 --> 00:38:22,346
Fuck me harder.
629
00:38:22,346 --> 00:38:23,556
Come on, baby, give it to me.
630
00:38:23,556 --> 00:38:26,199
I'm so horny, my pussy's so wet.
631
00:38:26,199 --> 00:38:27,592
I want it so bad.
632
00:38:27,592 --> 00:38:29,259
Oh, fuck me, please.
633
00:38:33,309 --> 00:38:34,227
Oh, Glen.
634
00:38:35,467 --> 00:38:38,205
I'm not gonna call you
Batz like everybody else.
635
00:38:38,205 --> 00:38:40,354
You're more than that to me.
636
00:38:40,354 --> 00:38:42,011
You're my Glen-Glen.
637
00:38:42,011 --> 00:38:45,469
Why are you so unhappy, why
are you in so much pain?
638
00:38:45,469 --> 00:38:47,128
Tell me why.
639
00:38:47,128 --> 00:38:48,924
Let me help you, Glen.
640
00:38:48,924 --> 00:38:50,341
I wanna help you.
641
00:38:51,212 --> 00:38:54,728
You can't, you can't,
you wouldn't understand.
642
00:38:54,728 --> 00:38:57,562
Of course I would understand.
643
00:38:57,562 --> 00:39:00,104
I wanna spend the rest
of my life with you.
644
00:39:00,104 --> 00:39:01,681
I love you, baby.
645
00:39:01,681 --> 00:39:03,312
I love you.
646
00:39:03,312 --> 00:39:04,745
From the moment I wake up to the moment
647
00:39:04,745 --> 00:39:07,339
I go to sleep, you're all I think of.
648
00:39:07,339 --> 00:39:11,549
I'll do anything for you, baby, anything.
649
00:39:11,549 --> 00:39:15,170
I wanna spend every moment
making you feel good,
650
00:39:15,170 --> 00:39:16,965
making you happy.
651
00:39:16,965 --> 00:39:19,302
I'll do anything for you.
652
00:39:19,302 --> 00:39:21,716
You give my life meaning.
653
00:39:21,716 --> 00:39:23,752
I've never told anybody.
654
00:39:23,752 --> 00:39:25,121
Baby, you know you mean more to me
655
00:39:25,121 --> 00:39:27,097
than any physical problem.
656
00:39:27,097 --> 00:39:29,030
We can't let that get in the way of us.
657
00:39:29,030 --> 00:39:31,863
We can't let anything
get in the way of us.
658
00:39:31,863 --> 00:39:36,313
No problem is too big as
long as we have each other.
659
00:39:36,313 --> 00:39:40,131
And what we have is something special.
660
00:39:42,859 --> 00:39:45,919
I got my dick got cut off at birth.
661
00:39:45,919 --> 00:39:48,141
The hospital never told
us exactly what happened,
662
00:39:48,141 --> 00:39:49,658
but when they went to cut off
663
00:39:49,658 --> 00:39:52,493
the umbilical cord something went wrong.
664
00:39:52,493 --> 00:39:54,008
Of course, they sewed it back on,
665
00:39:54,008 --> 00:39:56,361
but it never worked right
and it wouldn't get hard.
666
00:39:56,361 --> 00:39:58,171
So they gave me some
money and they pushed me
667
00:39:58,171 --> 00:40:01,383
into therapy, but I was just a kid.
668
00:40:01,383 --> 00:40:02,527
It didn't hit till I was thirteen
669
00:40:02,527 --> 00:40:04,597
and realized I was the only teenager
670
00:40:04,597 --> 00:40:06,486
in the world who couldn't jerk off!
671
00:40:12,728 --> 00:40:14,306
Well, I could have got it up with
672
00:40:14,306 --> 00:40:17,666
certain prescription drugs,
but my parents couldn't pay
673
00:40:17,666 --> 00:40:20,288
good money to give their kid a hard on.
674
00:40:20,288 --> 00:40:22,089
Wait till your older, Pops would tell me.
675
00:40:22,089 --> 00:40:23,574
Wait till your eighteen!
676
00:40:23,574 --> 00:40:26,442
Yeah, well thanks a lot
dad, but I need my dick now!
677
00:40:31,970 --> 00:40:33,635
I tried to put my name
in by lifting weights
678
00:40:33,635 --> 00:40:35,416
and getting into fights.
679
00:40:35,416 --> 00:40:36,972
I wanted to join the football team,
680
00:40:36,972 --> 00:40:40,007
but I didn't want nobody in
the locker room to see it.
681
00:40:40,007 --> 00:40:41,783
So I just kept to myself
and got the bright idea
682
00:40:41,783 --> 00:40:43,405
of injecting steroids and growth hormones
683
00:40:43,405 --> 00:40:46,489
directly into my dick, and it worked.
684
00:40:47,911 --> 00:40:49,625
Finally busted my first nut when I was 17
685
00:40:49,625 --> 00:40:52,118
and ended up passing out for eight hours.
686
00:40:52,118 --> 00:40:56,272
But the drugs also made
my dick grow, really grow.
687
00:40:56,272 --> 00:40:59,355
It also made my goddamn dick
develop it's own consciousness.
688
00:40:59,355 --> 00:41:03,001
Meaning I got a drug addicted
dick with a mind of it's own!
689
00:41:03,001 --> 00:41:04,185
So now I go from dealer to dealer
690
00:41:04,185 --> 00:41:06,867
lookin' for a chemical
that can control it,
691
00:41:06,867 --> 00:41:08,534
that can make me behave normally.
692
00:41:08,534 --> 00:41:12,629
Fuck me, baby, fuck
me, put it in...
693
00:41:12,629 --> 00:41:13,462
Oh yeah.
694
00:41:31,115 --> 00:41:33,533
Oh yes, oh yes, oh baby, yes!
695
00:41:38,664 --> 00:41:40,497
Oh, oh, yeah, oh yeah!
696
00:41:42,964 --> 00:41:43,797
Oh, yeah.
697
00:41:56,863 --> 00:41:59,447
♪ I'm the boss ♪
698
00:42:01,210 --> 00:42:04,269
Damn girl, I could
suck on that all night.
699
00:42:04,269 --> 00:42:05,830
On the real, cousin, we could run
700
00:42:05,830 --> 00:42:07,650
the ultimate train on this bitch.
701
00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:10,896
You take the face and I'll
take the back shots.
702
00:42:10,896 --> 00:42:12,126
Okay everybody, snuggle up.
703
00:42:12,126 --> 00:42:13,153
One big happy family.
704
00:42:13,153 --> 00:42:14,693
Yo what the fuck, where
the models at y'all?
705
00:42:14,693 --> 00:42:15,834
I want some beautiful women.
706
00:42:15,834 --> 00:42:17,419
They are beautiful.
707
00:42:17,419 --> 00:42:19,180
I'd wiggle my nose inside your clit
708
00:42:19,180 --> 00:42:21,594
and talk... inside your brain.
709
00:42:21,594 --> 00:42:24,013
I'd make love to your
thoughts and memories, mama.
710
00:42:24,013 --> 00:42:25,563
This is disgusting.
711
00:42:25,563 --> 00:42:26,747
Vulgar and disgusting.
712
00:42:26,747 --> 00:42:28,252
The vagina is not disgusting.
713
00:42:28,252 --> 00:42:30,505
The vagina is a work of art.
714
00:42:30,505 --> 00:42:32,807
But not when it's on a woman's face.
715
00:42:32,807 --> 00:42:36,197
Oh yeah, I'm into this
ultra biological shit.
716
00:42:36,197 --> 00:42:38,110
Good, good, I like that.
717
00:42:38,110 --> 00:42:39,466
Yeah, you my girl.
718
00:42:39,466 --> 00:42:41,549
My science is deep, mama.
719
00:42:42,516 --> 00:42:43,849
This is pornography.
720
00:42:43,849 --> 00:42:45,465
Plain and simple.
721
00:42:45,465 --> 00:42:48,010
Yo, B, on the real, the niggas only got
722
00:42:48,010 --> 00:42:51,038
one thing on their mind and that's pussy.
723
00:42:51,038 --> 00:42:52,374
True story.
724
00:42:52,374 --> 00:42:53,959
She's just showin' how the fuck it is.
725
00:42:53,959 --> 00:42:57,117
Alright, kiss, kiss, kiss,
lean into her, just like that.
726
00:42:57,117 --> 00:42:58,950
Alright, that's right.
727
00:43:00,155 --> 00:43:02,974
This is not clever,
this is not intelligent,
728
00:43:02,974 --> 00:43:04,355
this is not artistic.
729
00:43:04,355 --> 00:43:06,593
This is crude, gutter-level filth.
730
00:43:06,593 --> 00:43:07,595
I'd hit it till my dick poked
731
00:43:07,595 --> 00:43:09,415
through the back of your head, mama.
732
00:43:09,415 --> 00:43:11,820
I'd leave your fucking cerebellum cloudy.
733
00:43:11,820 --> 00:43:14,001
Alright, this stops now, right now!
734
00:43:14,001 --> 00:43:16,650
Lean into it, that's right, kiss it.
735
00:43:16,650 --> 00:43:19,353
Oh yes, use your finger, there you go.
736
00:43:19,353 --> 00:43:21,457
Use your finger, good!
737
00:43:21,457 --> 00:43:22,574
This is not what we agreed to,
738
00:43:22,574 --> 00:43:24,987
this is not what the label agreed to.
739
00:43:24,987 --> 00:43:27,140
Yo fuck it, B, why is you trippin' man?
740
00:43:27,140 --> 00:43:28,542
They don't know what to expect from us.
741
00:43:28,542 --> 00:43:30,106
They can't pigeonhole us, okay?
742
00:43:30,106 --> 00:43:31,245
This isn't about your definition
743
00:43:31,245 --> 00:43:32,696
of morality or anyone else's.
744
00:43:32,696 --> 00:43:33,959
This is the brutal honest truth
745
00:43:33,959 --> 00:43:37,597
of a woman as a sexual human being.
746
00:43:37,597 --> 00:43:40,432
You're out of your fucking mind.
747
00:43:44,150 --> 00:43:45,924
Good, good, good, I love it, finger it.
748
00:43:45,924 --> 00:43:47,133
Oh God, finger it.
749
00:43:47,133 --> 00:43:50,671
That's it, oh God, oh good, finger it.
750
00:43:50,671 --> 00:43:51,838
Oh, oh my God.
751
00:43:52,818 --> 00:43:54,028
Oh yes.
752
00:43:54,028 --> 00:43:56,646
Oh, good, good, oh that's great!
753
00:43:56,646 --> 00:43:58,957
Oh, just like that.
754
00:43:58,957 --> 00:43:59,798
Damn girl.
755
00:43:59,798 --> 00:44:02,196
Good, oh yeah, it's so good.
756
00:44:02,196 --> 00:44:03,999
Good, good, good...
757
00:44:03,999 --> 00:44:05,639
Go faster, use that tongue.
758
00:44:05,639 --> 00:44:07,322
Use that tongue, oh!
759
00:44:07,322 --> 00:44:10,807
Oh yeah, that's it, that's it, oh God!
760
00:44:10,807 --> 00:44:11,975
Oh, oh my God!
761
00:44:13,050 --> 00:44:15,427
Good, good, good, good, good.
762
00:44:15,427 --> 00:44:18,128
Oh my God, I can't handle this!
763
00:44:18,128 --> 00:44:18,962
Oh, yes.
764
00:44:20,075 --> 00:44:21,501
Okay, okay, okay, wait, wait, wait.
765
00:44:21,501 --> 00:44:22,334
I love it!
766
00:44:22,334 --> 00:44:23,167
That's enough!
767
00:44:23,167 --> 00:44:24,256
Enough.
768
00:44:24,256 --> 00:44:25,256
Enough, man.
769
00:44:29,813 --> 00:44:31,644
Alright, everybody, that's a wrap.
770
00:44:37,732 --> 00:44:39,430
Yo, ma, I feel what you're doin'.
771
00:44:39,430 --> 00:44:41,604
Yeah, the sick shit always sells.
772
00:44:43,255 --> 00:44:45,087
It's pretty intense.
773
00:45:00,905 --> 00:45:02,441
There's somebody there, there's somebody
774
00:45:02,441 --> 00:45:04,198
there behind the door, I can see!
775
00:45:04,198 --> 00:45:06,015
There's somebody there watching me!
776
00:45:06,015 --> 00:45:07,062
Hey, I see him!
777
00:45:07,062 --> 00:45:08,479
There's somebody there, hurry!
778
00:45:08,479 --> 00:45:09,313
Behind the door, behind the door!
779
00:45:09,313 --> 00:45:10,584
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
what are you doing here?
780
00:45:10,584 --> 00:45:11,417
What you doin'?
781
00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:12,375
I wasn't gonna do nothin', man.
782
00:45:12,375 --> 00:45:13,957
Whoa, whoa, whoa, relax, take it easy.
783
00:45:13,957 --> 00:45:15,740
It's only Batz, he lives here.
784
00:45:15,740 --> 00:45:17,948
You ain't gotta get all
Quasimodo on us, man.
785
00:45:17,948 --> 00:45:18,977
You're a bugged out dude.
786
00:45:18,977 --> 00:45:20,843
I'm sorry, man, I didn't
wanna be in the way.
787
00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:24,843
Come on, I want you to
meet some of my people.
788
00:45:25,683 --> 00:45:28,066
Batz, this is Vinnie
Paz, Jedi Mind Tricks.
789
00:45:28,066 --> 00:45:29,134
What up, cousin.
790
00:45:29,134 --> 00:45:30,807
Your crib is crazy, man.
791
00:45:30,807 --> 00:45:32,094
That's Reef, the Lost Cause.
792
00:45:32,094 --> 00:45:33,961
What's goin' on, B?
793
00:45:33,961 --> 00:45:35,072
And I wanna introduce you to Jen,
794
00:45:35,072 --> 00:45:35,905
she's the photographer--
795
00:45:35,905 --> 00:45:37,894
So what were you doing
back there, sneaky boy?
796
00:45:37,894 --> 00:45:39,147
And this is Tina Krause.
797
00:45:39,147 --> 00:45:40,412
She does horror films.
798
00:45:40,412 --> 00:45:41,245
Hi.
799
00:45:41,245 --> 00:45:42,518
You don't have to hide.
800
00:45:42,518 --> 00:45:44,769
I'll let you watch if
you'd take your shirt off.
801
00:45:44,769 --> 00:45:45,603
I'm sorry, I was--
802
00:45:45,603 --> 00:45:46,925
You wearing underwear under those jeans?
803
00:45:46,925 --> 00:45:48,560
Tina, he said he was sorry.
804
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:50,685
I know what you were
lookin' for back there.
805
00:45:50,685 --> 00:45:54,041
You were lookin' for
these, big and beautiful.
806
00:45:54,041 --> 00:45:55,803
Your mama ain't got titties like these!
807
00:45:55,803 --> 00:45:56,931
Let it go, Tina.
808
00:45:56,931 --> 00:45:57,764
Come on.
809
00:46:00,035 --> 00:46:00,937
Hey Jen, this is Batz.
810
00:46:00,937 --> 00:46:02,447
He's the one who hooked
everything up for us.
811
00:46:02,447 --> 00:46:04,746
Thanks for letting us
shoot here, I appreciate it.
812
00:46:04,746 --> 00:46:06,252
Hey man, I gotta go do something.
813
00:46:06,252 --> 00:46:07,836
What?
814
00:46:07,836 --> 00:46:11,004
Real nice.
815
00:46:14,548 --> 00:46:16,465
Hey, where you goin'?
816
00:46:18,277 --> 00:46:19,895
Wanna play?
817
00:46:19,895 --> 00:46:24,761
Come on, come on puppy dog
eyes, wanna see my titties?
818
00:46:24,761 --> 00:46:28,384
Stick out your puppy dog tail and wag it.
819
00:46:28,384 --> 00:46:31,609
They're tasty little treats
for good little puppies.
820
00:46:31,609 --> 00:46:33,344
And I know you want it.
821
00:46:33,344 --> 00:46:37,208
So why don't you stick out
your paw and beg for 'em?
822
00:46:37,208 --> 00:46:38,107
Okay?
823
00:47:05,688 --> 00:47:07,435
Jen, everyone's gone, should I lock it?
824
00:47:07,435 --> 00:47:09,333
Oh, I left my phone inside.
825
00:47:09,333 --> 00:47:10,291
Want me to get it?
826
00:47:10,291 --> 00:47:11,498
No, I'll get it.
827
00:47:11,498 --> 00:47:12,331
Alright.
828
00:47:12,331 --> 00:47:14,582
I know right where it is.
829
00:48:06,969 --> 00:48:09,191
Stop it, stop it!
830
00:48:12,187 --> 00:48:13,605
No, no, she left!
831
00:48:14,731 --> 00:48:17,564
She's gone, they're all gone!
832
00:48:17,564 --> 00:48:18,630
What?
833
00:48:18,630 --> 00:48:20,902
Right there in front of everybody!
834
00:48:20,902 --> 00:48:22,927
What are you, crazy?
835
00:48:22,927 --> 00:48:24,344
Okay, no, no, no.
836
00:48:26,899 --> 00:48:27,793
Why?
837
00:48:27,793 --> 00:48:29,217
Because I said so.
838
00:48:29,217 --> 00:48:30,678
Hey, hey, hey!
839
00:48:30,678 --> 00:48:32,269
You don't give the orders here!
840
00:48:32,269 --> 00:48:33,624
Fucking shut up!
841
00:48:33,624 --> 00:48:35,167
What the fuck is wrong with you?
842
00:48:35,167 --> 00:48:36,007
The fuck!
843
00:48:36,007 --> 00:48:36,847
Get the fuck out!
844
00:48:41,817 --> 00:48:42,650
You find it?
845
00:48:43,483 --> 00:48:44,317
Your phone.
846
00:48:44,317 --> 00:48:46,055
Yeah, it was right where I left it.
847
00:48:46,055 --> 00:48:46,888
That guy in there.
848
00:48:46,888 --> 00:48:47,722
Who, Batz?
849
00:48:47,722 --> 00:48:48,588
Yeah, what do you know about him?
850
00:48:48,588 --> 00:48:50,038
His real name's Glen Batten.
851
00:48:50,038 --> 00:48:53,695
He got that nickname because
he's so fucking weird.
852
00:48:55,582 --> 00:48:57,904
Shut up, shut up.
853
00:48:57,904 --> 00:48:59,973
I don't feel good.
854
00:48:59,973 --> 00:49:02,391
I can't handle you right now.
855
00:49:06,918 --> 00:49:08,715
Leave me alone.
856
00:49:08,715 --> 00:49:09,714
I feel sick.
857
00:49:11,092 --> 00:49:13,601
Oh no, it's too soon.
858
00:49:13,601 --> 00:49:15,934
This stuff's way too strong.
859
00:49:21,149 --> 00:49:23,566
Oh my God, alright, alright.
860
00:49:23,566 --> 00:49:24,984
Shut the fuck up.
861
00:49:26,950 --> 00:49:28,081
Alright.
862
00:49:38,364 --> 00:49:40,864
Oh that's good.
863
00:54:00,322 --> 00:54:01,393
Where are we going?
864
00:54:01,393 --> 00:54:03,477
Upstairs, second floor.
865
00:54:17,925 --> 00:54:19,102
Anyone live here?
866
00:54:19,102 --> 00:54:19,936
Yeah, me.
867
00:54:19,936 --> 00:54:21,732
I'm thinking of turning
this place into a club.
868
00:54:21,732 --> 00:54:24,642
Cool, you got the money?
869
00:54:24,642 --> 00:54:25,787
This okay?
870
00:54:25,787 --> 00:54:29,903
Come on, baby, let's
get your clothes off.
871
00:54:29,903 --> 00:54:32,266
I haven't done this in a while.
872
00:54:32,266 --> 00:54:34,814
Don't be afraid, I'll treat you right.
873
00:54:34,814 --> 00:54:37,217
I don't know, my dick's kinda...
874
00:54:37,217 --> 00:54:38,050
I don't know how to say it.
875
00:54:38,050 --> 00:54:41,016
Well let's just put this
on and everything'll be fine.
876
00:54:41,016 --> 00:54:42,375
Maybe we should just forget it.
877
00:54:42,375 --> 00:54:45,625
Relax, we're gonna have fun.
878
00:55:44,783 --> 00:55:46,465
It's okay, we're done now.
879
00:55:48,606 --> 00:55:50,446
Come on, you gotta go.
880
00:55:52,878 --> 00:55:54,705
Come on, you gotta leave.
881
00:55:54,705 --> 00:55:55,715
You gotta go.
882
00:56:04,201 --> 00:56:06,433
Come on, get up, yeah.
883
00:56:09,058 --> 00:56:09,955
Shut up!
884
00:56:09,955 --> 00:56:10,977
Just shut up!
885
00:56:10,977 --> 00:56:11,810
Shut up.
886
00:56:19,851 --> 00:56:20,862
Alright, come on.
887
00:56:20,862 --> 00:56:22,124
On your feet, come on.
888
00:56:22,124 --> 00:56:23,664
Get up, just like that.
889
00:56:23,664 --> 00:56:24,581
Yeah, okay.
890
00:56:26,528 --> 00:56:28,866
Okay, you're gonna leave now, okay?
891
00:56:46,249 --> 00:56:47,956
Come on, it's time to go!
892
00:56:47,956 --> 00:56:50,018
This ain't fuckin' funny anymore!
893
00:56:50,018 --> 00:56:52,736
What the hell are you tryin' to do to me?
894
00:56:52,736 --> 00:56:54,354
I'm gonna turn out the lights and leave.
895
00:56:54,354 --> 00:56:56,780
You'll be up here all alone!
896
00:56:56,780 --> 00:56:58,424
What the fuck's wrong with you?
897
00:56:58,424 --> 00:57:01,073
Come on, let's go, let's go!
898
00:57:01,073 --> 00:57:01,906
The fuck!
899
00:57:35,870 --> 00:57:37,826
Hey yo, those animal steroids you gave me.
900
00:57:37,826 --> 00:57:38,785
Could there be side effects that'll
901
00:57:38,785 --> 00:57:40,233
make someone else flip out?
902
00:57:40,233 --> 00:57:42,022
You gave that shit to somebody else?
903
00:57:42,022 --> 00:57:44,361
No, I fucked a hooker
and she's goin' nuts,
904
00:57:44,361 --> 00:57:46,286
act like she's out of her fucking mind.
905
00:57:46,286 --> 00:57:47,119
So?
906
00:57:47,119 --> 00:57:48,940
So I stuck it in and she went psycho.
907
00:57:48,940 --> 00:57:51,103
She's either having one big
orgasm or hundreds of 'em
908
00:57:51,103 --> 00:57:52,974
all in a row, I can't even fucking tell.
909
00:57:52,974 --> 00:57:54,220
Yo, you're high right now, right?
910
00:57:54,220 --> 00:57:56,883
No man, I'm not, I'm just scared man.
911
00:57:56,883 --> 00:57:57,855
This ain't natural.
912
00:57:57,855 --> 00:57:58,897
I didn't even last.
913
00:57:58,897 --> 00:58:00,305
It was quick, just in and out.
914
00:58:00,305 --> 00:58:01,522
But she's been havin' an orgasm
915
00:58:01,522 --> 00:58:03,847
for like almost 45 minutes now.
916
00:58:03,847 --> 00:58:05,479
45 fucking minutes!
917
00:58:05,479 --> 00:58:08,240
That can't be normal, that's
like impossible, right man?
918
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:09,830
Yo, listen.
919
00:58:15,113 --> 00:58:16,749
I'm not even near her and
she's shakin' and moanin'
920
00:58:16,749 --> 00:58:18,381
like she's the fuckin' exorcist.
921
00:58:18,381 --> 00:58:20,935
It's like Linda Blair right
in your fuckin' livin' room.
922
00:58:20,935 --> 00:58:22,106
So why you call me?
923
00:58:22,106 --> 00:58:24,110
You gotta give me something
to shut her up, man.
924
00:58:24,110 --> 00:58:25,098
I don't mean knock her out,
925
00:58:25,098 --> 00:58:26,378
just something that'll snap her out of it
926
00:58:26,378 --> 00:58:27,904
so I can get her the fuck outta here!
927
00:58:27,904 --> 00:58:29,285
You got somethin' for that, right?
928
00:58:29,285 --> 00:58:30,906
Yo man, hit that ho on the head
929
00:58:30,906 --> 00:58:32,861
with a fucking shovel,
shove a pillow in her mouth,
930
00:58:32,861 --> 00:58:35,013
call the ambulance, bury
the bitch in the back yard,
931
00:58:35,013 --> 00:58:35,972
I don't know.
932
00:58:35,972 --> 00:58:38,144
Whatever the fuck you do,
keep my name out of it.
933
00:58:38,144 --> 00:58:40,325
I ain't got nothing to do with
you, cuz, none of this shit.
934
00:58:40,325 --> 00:58:41,429
I don't even know you, man.
935
00:58:54,649 --> 00:58:56,303
Alright, okay, listen.
936
00:58:56,303 --> 00:58:58,707
We're gonna go now, okay?
937
00:58:58,707 --> 00:59:01,450
If you can't walk, I'll carry you, okay?
938
00:59:01,450 --> 00:59:02,694
But I can't take you outside if you're
939
00:59:02,694 --> 00:59:04,877
gonna be screaming like
this, you understand?
940
00:59:06,060 --> 00:59:07,807
Alright, I'm just gonna
put this in your mouth
941
00:59:07,807 --> 00:59:09,905
just to shut you up, alright?
942
01:00:47,965 --> 01:00:49,430
I said no.
943
01:00:49,430 --> 01:00:52,418
No, keep wanting, I don't care.
944
01:00:52,418 --> 01:00:54,380
I'm not taking any more of that shit!
945
01:00:54,380 --> 01:00:56,366
It's making me sick.
946
01:00:56,366 --> 01:00:57,224
Look at me, man.
947
01:00:57,224 --> 01:00:59,764
My hands are shaking,
my stomach's burning.
948
01:00:59,764 --> 01:01:01,085
What?
949
01:01:01,085 --> 01:01:03,533
No way, you saw what you did to her!
950
01:01:03,533 --> 01:01:04,594
She's probably still in the alley
951
01:01:04,594 --> 01:01:06,653
screaming her fucking head off!
952
01:01:06,653 --> 01:01:07,629
What?
953
01:01:07,629 --> 01:01:10,971
Yeah, well I fucking hate you too!
954
01:01:10,971 --> 01:01:11,804
Shut up!
955
01:01:12,661 --> 01:01:14,078
Shut up, shut up!
956
01:01:26,758 --> 01:01:28,248
Alright, alright, just shut up, shut up.
957
01:01:28,248 --> 01:01:30,170
Listen, we'll deal with
this later, alright?
958
01:01:35,931 --> 01:01:36,764
Hi.
959
01:01:36,764 --> 01:01:38,790
Mr. Batten, I'm from the
Neighborhood Block Association.
960
01:01:38,790 --> 01:01:40,808
We have some complaints about you.
961
01:01:40,808 --> 01:01:42,319
Me, why?
962
01:01:42,319 --> 01:01:43,970
The place is still yellow,
963
01:01:43,970 --> 01:01:45,717
the grounds are still overgrown,
964
01:01:45,717 --> 01:01:46,651
and the neighbors heard
what sounded like--
965
01:01:46,651 --> 01:01:47,485
I like yellow.
966
01:01:47,485 --> 01:01:48,996
I'm thinkin' of turnin'
this place into a club.
967
01:01:48,996 --> 01:01:50,422
No, no club!
968
01:01:50,422 --> 01:01:51,664
This is a residential street.
969
01:01:51,664 --> 01:01:53,848
You can't turn this place into a club!
970
01:01:53,848 --> 01:01:55,215
Can you say that again?
971
01:01:55,215 --> 01:01:57,385
I said, this is a residential street,
972
01:01:57,385 --> 01:01:58,646
you can't turn this place into a club!
973
01:01:58,646 --> 01:02:00,980
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
974
01:02:04,545 --> 01:02:05,799
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, wait.
975
01:02:05,799 --> 01:02:06,904
What was that?
976
01:02:06,904 --> 01:02:09,330
Mr. Batten, the place is still yellow,
977
01:02:09,330 --> 01:02:11,381
the grounds are overgrown,
and the neighbors heard
978
01:02:11,381 --> 01:02:13,463
what sounded like a woman
screaming last night.
979
01:02:13,463 --> 01:02:15,521
Wait, can you say that again?
980
01:02:15,521 --> 01:02:17,390
The neighbors head what sounded like
981
01:02:17,390 --> 01:02:19,671
a woman screaming last night!
982
01:02:19,671 --> 01:02:21,589
Oh, you don't need me anymore?
983
01:02:21,589 --> 01:02:23,110
You don't need me anymore?
984
01:02:23,110 --> 01:02:25,009
You don't need me anymore?
985
01:02:25,009 --> 01:02:27,247
Well here's what I think of that!
986
01:02:38,283 --> 01:02:39,117
Oh geez.
987
01:02:41,284 --> 01:02:42,117
Oh geez.
988
01:02:45,138 --> 01:02:45,972
Oh my God.
989
01:02:50,627 --> 01:02:52,247
Where do I begin?
990
01:02:52,247 --> 01:02:54,316
You realize we've lost the cover?
991
01:02:54,316 --> 01:02:58,233
There's no way we can
use these unless we crop,
992
01:02:59,632 --> 01:03:04,610
blur out the faces, which
kind of renders it pointless.
993
01:03:04,610 --> 01:03:06,953
I don't think we can use these at all.
994
01:03:06,953 --> 01:03:11,235
Our advertisers are gonna
have a fit, an absolute fit.
995
01:03:11,235 --> 01:03:13,189
You know I've always supported you,
996
01:03:13,189 --> 01:03:15,284
trusted your professional instincts.
997
01:03:15,284 --> 01:03:17,523
I wanted you for this
assignment because I thought
998
01:03:17,523 --> 01:03:21,225
you'd come up with something
controversial, edgy.
999
01:03:21,225 --> 01:03:24,382
But this is so far over the edge.
1000
01:03:24,382 --> 01:03:26,815
Remember the Cameron fashion shoot?
1001
01:03:26,815 --> 01:03:30,687
We had two photos with
a single bare nipple
1002
01:03:30,687 --> 01:03:33,089
in each one, tastefully shot.
1003
01:03:33,089 --> 01:03:34,482
Remember what happened?
1004
01:03:34,482 --> 01:03:37,355
Walmart yanked the magazine off the shelf.
1005
01:03:37,355 --> 01:03:39,313
Barnes and Noble wouldn't stock 'em
1006
01:03:39,313 --> 01:03:42,213
unless we polybagged 'em
at 50 cents per issue,
1007
01:03:42,213 --> 01:03:45,433
which further killed sales
because no one could look inside.
1008
01:03:45,433 --> 01:03:46,813
And what have you come up with?
1009
01:03:46,813 --> 01:03:47,897
Vagina faces!
1010
01:03:48,987 --> 01:03:51,677
Jennifer, vagina faces!
1011
01:03:51,677 --> 01:03:54,118
What were you thinking?
1012
01:03:54,118 --> 01:03:56,027
It's all going down tonight.
1013
01:03:56,027 --> 01:03:58,063
I'm actually going to go through with it.
1014
01:03:58,063 --> 01:04:00,352
I'm all nervous and jittery
and tingling inside,
1015
01:04:00,352 --> 01:04:01,185
but in a good way.
1016
01:04:01,185 --> 01:04:02,409
Like when I was a little girl about
1017
01:04:02,409 --> 01:04:04,986
to rip the wrapping
off a birthday present.
1018
01:04:04,986 --> 01:04:06,458
I didn't realize how much I needed him
1019
01:04:06,458 --> 01:04:07,772
until I finally found him,
1020
01:04:07,772 --> 01:04:10,715
and now I'm all warm
and getting goosebumps
1021
01:04:10,715 --> 01:04:12,084
and I feel him as if he's racing
1022
01:04:12,084 --> 01:04:14,674
through every part of my body!
1023
01:04:14,674 --> 01:04:16,188
And it's about time.
1024
01:04:16,188 --> 01:04:18,768
I deserve to be happy,
I'm sick of being lonely.
1025
01:04:18,768 --> 01:04:20,950
I wanna fall in love like everyone else.
1026
01:04:20,950 --> 01:04:22,227
And why not?
1027
01:04:22,227 --> 01:04:24,560
We were born for each other.
1028
01:08:07,429 --> 01:08:08,928
Yes, I love you.
1029
01:08:09,871 --> 01:08:10,872
I really do.
1030
01:08:12,300 --> 01:08:14,050
You're my boo.
1031
01:08:15,185 --> 01:08:17,435
You're the best I ever had.
1032
01:08:18,843 --> 01:08:21,344
Yep, it meant nothing.
1033
01:08:23,524 --> 01:08:25,203
Neither did he.
1034
01:08:25,203 --> 01:08:27,037
Yep, none of them did.
1035
01:08:27,943 --> 01:08:31,027
They were just, I dunno, I was bored.
1036
01:08:50,803 --> 01:08:52,302
No, it's just you.
1037
01:08:53,580 --> 01:08:54,998
Yeah, my boo-boo.
1038
01:08:58,127 --> 01:09:00,460
No, honest, why would I lie?
1039
01:10:30,042 --> 01:10:30,875
Get out!
1040
01:12:30,347 --> 01:12:33,181
I was here last night, watching.
1041
01:12:34,613 --> 01:12:37,157
I saw what you did to that woman,
1042
01:12:37,157 --> 01:12:39,413
and I want you to do the same thing to me.
1043
01:12:39,413 --> 01:12:41,185
Are you fucking crazy?
1044
01:12:41,185 --> 01:12:42,770
You saw what happened to her.
1045
01:12:42,770 --> 01:12:44,965
She could be dead by now for all I know.
1046
01:12:44,965 --> 01:12:45,980
She couldn't handle it.
1047
01:12:45,980 --> 01:12:47,403
But I can.
1048
01:12:47,403 --> 01:12:51,500
I'm built for it, because like
you I'm built differently.
1049
01:12:51,500 --> 01:12:53,235
Forget it, girly, I can't help you!
1050
01:12:53,235 --> 01:12:55,087
Not Girly, Jennifer.
1051
01:12:55,087 --> 01:12:56,387
Yeah, well you're too late!
1052
01:12:56,387 --> 01:12:57,707
It's gone!
1053
01:12:57,707 --> 01:12:59,837
It came off and walked
right the fuck outta here!
1054
01:12:59,837 --> 01:13:02,507
So if you want it, you're gonna
have to go out and find it!
1055
01:13:02,507 --> 01:13:05,045
It's probably out there
doing God knows what!
1056
01:13:05,045 --> 01:13:06,016
I don't believe you.
1057
01:13:06,016 --> 01:13:07,704
Yeah, well I don't believe it either,
1058
01:13:07,704 --> 01:13:09,579
but that's what happened.
1059
01:13:09,579 --> 01:13:14,081
So just, just get outta here
and leave me alone, okay?
1060
01:13:30,334 --> 01:13:32,287
After all I've done for it.
1061
01:13:32,287 --> 01:13:34,357
After all the sacrifices I made!
1062
01:13:34,357 --> 01:13:37,333
And it just walked out on me like this.
1063
01:13:37,333 --> 01:13:39,417
No warning, no goodbye, just up
1064
01:13:39,417 --> 01:13:42,643
and leaves in the middle of the night!
1065
01:13:42,643 --> 01:13:44,914
My whole life revolved around it!
1066
01:13:44,914 --> 01:13:45,942
When the doctors gave up,
1067
01:13:45,942 --> 01:13:47,667
I'm the one that gave it it's health,
1068
01:13:47,667 --> 01:13:49,930
nurtured it, made it
something to be proud of,
1069
01:13:49,930 --> 01:13:52,106
kept it alive with every
damn drug it needed!
1070
01:13:52,106 --> 01:13:53,766
And what am I?
1071
01:13:53,766 --> 01:13:55,499
A goddamn junky who can't get laid
1072
01:13:55,499 --> 01:13:59,330
while it's out there
fucking whoever he wants!
1073
01:13:59,330 --> 01:14:02,587
It's like, it's like, what do you call it?
1074
01:14:02,587 --> 01:14:04,200
Spermatozoa.
1075
01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:07,015
They got no eyes, no
ears, no face, nothing.
1076
01:14:07,015 --> 01:14:09,461
They only exist to do one thing in life,
1077
01:14:09,461 --> 01:14:11,199
find an egg and fuck it!
1078
01:14:11,199 --> 01:14:15,693
The same basic primal instinct
is happening to my dick.
1079
01:14:15,693 --> 01:14:17,815
It's like a radar.
1080
01:14:17,815 --> 01:14:19,528
It wants pussy, it senses pussy,
1081
01:14:19,528 --> 01:14:23,291
won't let nothing get in the way of pussy.
1082
01:14:23,291 --> 01:14:25,270
The most perverse thing is,
1083
01:14:25,270 --> 01:14:27,444
I can feel it while he's doing it.
1084
01:14:27,444 --> 01:14:31,012
From out of nowhere, I feel
like I'm the one who's fucking.
1085
01:14:31,012 --> 01:14:33,322
And just when I think I might bust off,
1086
01:14:33,322 --> 01:14:36,310
I realize I'm no longer
attached to my own dick.
1087
01:14:36,310 --> 01:14:39,063
Do you know how mocking that is?
1088
01:14:43,928 --> 01:14:44,762
It's back.
1089
01:15:10,525 --> 01:15:11,661
What's wrong with it?
1090
01:15:11,661 --> 01:15:12,494
Withdrawal.
1091
01:15:12,494 --> 01:15:13,534
Well give it something.
1092
01:15:13,534 --> 01:15:14,660
It's had too much already.
1093
01:15:14,660 --> 01:15:16,578
We've got to help it!
1094
01:15:20,885 --> 01:15:22,302
It can't breathe.
1095
01:15:38,206 --> 01:15:40,373
Breathe, breathe, breathe!
1096
01:15:51,925 --> 01:15:56,208
Just leave it alone and
get the hell outta here!
1097
01:15:56,208 --> 01:15:57,362
Is this what it wants?
1098
01:15:57,362 --> 01:15:58,862
Hey, gimme that!
1099
01:16:00,664 --> 01:16:01,947
No!
1100
01:16:01,947 --> 01:16:02,779
Let go!
1101
01:16:03,821 --> 01:16:05,350
Give it back!
1102
01:16:05,350 --> 01:16:06,183
Just let go!
1103
01:16:06,183 --> 01:16:07,123
No!
1104
01:16:07,123 --> 01:16:08,190
No!
1105
01:16:12,113 --> 01:16:13,447
I said let go!
1106
01:16:49,131 --> 01:16:50,631
Don't die on me!
1107
01:17:07,476 --> 01:17:09,848
It's getting better, see?
1108
01:17:26,523 --> 01:17:27,441
No, no, no.
1109
01:17:30,527 --> 01:17:31,920
Back off.
1110
01:17:31,920 --> 01:17:32,752
Back off!
1111
01:17:33,725 --> 01:17:35,199
Back off.
1112
01:18:04,239 --> 01:18:06,139
Suddenly, everything was clear.
1113
01:18:06,139 --> 01:18:08,336
I now know why I was put on this earth.
1114
01:18:08,336 --> 01:18:11,314
I had long suspected that God
had a special purpose for me,
1115
01:18:11,314 --> 01:18:14,074
and had long hoped that
someday we would be lovers,
1116
01:18:14,074 --> 01:18:15,893
and finally we are.
1117
01:18:15,893 --> 01:18:17,982
I can feel God deep inside me,
1118
01:18:17,982 --> 01:18:20,920
a feeling that transcends
mere bodily intercourse,
1119
01:18:20,920 --> 01:18:24,333
transcends any sex any
mortal has every known.
1120
01:18:24,333 --> 01:18:26,211
This is rapture.
1121
01:18:38,241 --> 01:18:40,081
I can feel it all inside me.
1122
01:18:40,081 --> 01:18:41,807
The Garden of Eden, Sodom and Gomorrah,
1123
01:18:41,807 --> 01:18:44,443
Armageddon, all inside my pussy.
1124
01:18:44,443 --> 01:18:46,809
Plagues, famine, swarms of locusts,
1125
01:18:46,809 --> 01:18:49,683
Joshua, Jacob, Jeremiah, Peter and Paul,
1126
01:18:49,683 --> 01:18:52,640
and all the disciples
deep inside my vagina.
1127
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:54,711
Heaven and hell, this is a miracle.
1128
01:18:54,711 --> 01:18:56,841
I am a living miracle.
1129
01:18:56,841 --> 01:19:00,211
Our father, who art in
Jennifer, hallowed be thy name.
1130
01:19:00,211 --> 01:19:03,591
God is finally fucking
me and all I now want
1131
01:19:03,591 --> 01:19:06,944
is to feel myself flooded
with his holy seed.
1132
01:20:43,934 --> 01:20:45,016
I'll introduce y'all.
1133
01:20:45,016 --> 01:20:46,464
I'm big time, bitch.
1134
01:20:46,464 --> 01:20:49,543
♪ New York, New York, New York, New York ♪
1135
01:20:49,543 --> 01:20:50,733
♪ New York step on the hip hop ♪
1136
01:20:50,733 --> 01:20:52,536
♪ You're just visitin',
kick you in your dick ♪
1137
01:20:52,536 --> 01:20:55,042
♪ Have you singin' more higher
pitches than many rippin' it ♪
1138
01:20:55,042 --> 01:20:57,636
♪ Keep it low pro,
keep it breezier than ♪
1139
01:20:57,636 --> 01:21:01,314
♪ My life for my father ♪
1140
01:21:01,314 --> 01:21:03,128
Alright cut, take two.
1141
01:21:03,128 --> 01:21:05,903
♪ Okay folks, now it's time
for me to produce the movie ♪
1142
01:21:05,903 --> 01:21:07,455
♪ Ain't no samples on this soundtrack ♪
1143
01:21:07,455 --> 01:21:08,663
♪ So nobody can sue me ♪
1144
01:21:08,663 --> 01:21:11,286
♪ I'm on tour with the band,
my name has never been hotter ♪
1145
01:21:11,286 --> 01:21:13,980
♪ I wrote a script with the
co-director, Frank Henenlotter ♪
1146
01:21:13,980 --> 01:21:15,909
♪ My main investor got in
trouble with the cops ♪
1147
01:21:15,909 --> 01:21:16,773
♪ Just my luck ♪
1148
01:21:16,773 --> 01:21:19,475
♪ Police dogs found him in the
woods and spit his ass up ♪
1149
01:21:19,475 --> 01:21:22,224
♪ So half his investment cash
went to doctors and lawyers ♪
1150
01:21:22,224 --> 01:21:25,111
♪ My other potential investors
are busy tryin' to avoid us ♪
1151
01:21:25,111 --> 01:21:27,949
♪ There's a problem with the
main location we're usin' ♪
1152
01:21:27,949 --> 01:21:29,227
♪ The landlord tripled his price ♪
1153
01:21:29,227 --> 01:21:30,647
♪ The week before we start shootin' ♪
1154
01:21:30,647 --> 01:21:32,574
♪ Bitch, I'm not a happy camper ♪
1155
01:21:32,574 --> 01:21:33,752
♪ Two weeks before shootin' ♪
1156
01:21:33,752 --> 01:21:36,084
♪ Henenlotter's ass is
diagnosed with cancer ♪
1157
01:21:36,084 --> 01:21:38,051
♪ Most of my small crew is mad green ♪
1158
01:21:38,051 --> 01:21:40,177
♪ It's all I could afford, this sad team ♪
1159
01:21:40,177 --> 01:21:41,581
♪ This is becomin' a bad dream ♪
1160
01:21:41,581 --> 01:21:42,941
♪ Still no location ♪
1161
01:21:42,941 --> 01:21:44,217
♪ Just when I though I can't win ♪
1162
01:21:44,217 --> 01:21:47,254
♪ My man Born Master
found a 22 room mansion ♪
1163
01:21:47,254 --> 01:21:49,873
♪ So you wanna make a movie ♪
1164
01:21:49,873 --> 01:21:52,614
♪ You really wanna make a movie ♪
1165
01:21:52,614 --> 01:21:56,679
♪ So you wanna make a movie ♪
1166
01:21:56,679 --> 01:21:58,440
♪ Bad, bad ♪
1167
01:21:58,440 --> 01:22:00,841
♪ So you wanna make a movie ♪
1168
01:22:00,841 --> 01:22:03,545
♪ You really wanna make a movie ♪
1169
01:22:03,545 --> 01:22:08,037
♪ So you wanna make a movie ♪
1170
01:22:08,037 --> 01:22:09,664
♪ Yo bad ♪
1171
01:22:09,664 --> 01:22:11,871
♪ All these casting directors
in New York are no help ♪
1172
01:22:11,871 --> 01:22:14,784
♪ So I decided to cast
the entire movie myself ♪
1173
01:22:14,784 --> 01:22:17,473
♪ Found my lead actor
on my fucking MySpace ♪
1174
01:22:17,473 --> 01:22:18,800
♪ Found my lead actress ♪
1175
01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:20,200
♪ She was spending nights at my place ♪
1176
01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:21,510
♪ Get to the rental house ♪
1177
01:22:21,510 --> 01:22:22,856
♪ The pipes from the toilet busted ♪
1178
01:22:22,856 --> 01:22:24,500
♪ Puddles of piss and shit everywhere ♪
1179
01:22:24,500 --> 01:22:25,617
♪ The floors are flooded ♪
1180
01:22:25,617 --> 01:22:27,089
♪ Got the equipment in the truck ♪
1181
01:22:27,089 --> 01:22:28,595
♪ We got to get to the set ♪
1182
01:22:28,595 --> 01:22:31,243
♪ The cops pulled us over thinkin'
we're a terrorist threat ♪
1183
01:22:31,243 --> 01:22:33,933
♪ No electric, the fuse box
blew up in the basement ♪
1184
01:22:33,933 --> 01:22:36,869
♪ An actress pulled out, got two
hours to find a replacement ♪
1185
01:22:36,869 --> 01:22:38,944
♪ A week and a half into
shootin', I'm broke ♪
1186
01:22:38,944 --> 01:22:40,414
♪ Hold up, I smell smoke ♪
1187
01:22:40,414 --> 01:22:42,676
♪ The mansion's on fire, this is no joke ♪
1188
01:22:42,676 --> 01:22:44,137
♪ The hours on the set increasin' ♪
1189
01:22:44,137 --> 01:22:45,253
♪ Frank fightin' cancer ♪
1190
01:22:45,253 --> 01:22:47,772
♪ 6 A.M he's doin' daily
radiation treatments ♪
1191
01:22:47,772 --> 01:22:49,900
♪ Sleepin' in the mansion
with no heat or water ♪
1192
01:22:49,900 --> 01:22:51,477
♪ Haven't showered in four days ♪
1193
01:22:51,477 --> 01:22:53,385
♪ I'm shittin' blood,
gettin' more crazed ♪
1194
01:22:53,385 --> 01:22:56,065
♪ My whiny-ass crew members
wanna give me a hassle ♪
1195
01:22:56,065 --> 01:22:58,905
♪ All I could afford to feed
'em is donuts and White Castle ♪
1196
01:22:58,905 --> 01:23:00,955
♪ One of the vagina mask
bitches ain't showed ♪
1197
01:23:00,955 --> 01:23:02,842
♪ So I begged the makeup assistant ♪
1198
01:23:02,842 --> 01:23:04,397
♪ To get topless and gave her some dough ♪
1199
01:23:04,397 --> 01:23:07,158
♪ So you wanna make a movie ♪
1200
01:23:07,158 --> 01:23:09,898
♪ You really wanna make a movie ♪
1201
01:23:09,898 --> 01:23:13,876
♪ So wanna make a movie ♪
1202
01:23:13,876 --> 01:23:15,689
♪ Bad, bad ♪
1203
01:23:15,689 --> 01:23:18,158
♪ So you wanna make a movie ♪
1204
01:23:18,158 --> 01:23:20,676
♪ You really wanna make a movie ♪
1205
01:23:20,676 --> 01:23:25,447
♪ So you wanna make a movie ♪
1206
01:23:25,447 --> 01:23:26,808
♪ Bad ♪
1207
01:23:26,808 --> 01:23:29,363
♪ Like ol' Charlee, it
was go, read the script ♪
1208
01:23:29,363 --> 01:23:31,947
♪ Be playing the chick that was
born with more than one clit ♪
1209
01:23:31,947 --> 01:23:34,707
♪ And big Batz, you got problems
always yelling at your dick ♪
1210
01:23:34,707 --> 01:23:37,131
♪ Tryin' to explain to the cast
this is a fucked up script ♪
1211
01:23:37,131 --> 01:23:38,455
I'm not showin' my pussy.
1212
01:23:38,455 --> 01:23:39,289
Cut.
1213
01:23:39,289 --> 01:23:40,122
Take three.
1214
01:23:40,122 --> 01:23:42,098
♪ Just to get the film rated cost 10 Gs ♪
1215
01:23:42,098 --> 01:23:45,051
♪ Let's release it unrated,
fuck the MPAA fees ♪
1216
01:23:45,051 --> 01:23:47,959
♪ Do I really wanna make
filmmakin' my career ♪
1217
01:23:47,959 --> 01:23:50,898
♪ Oh, fuck it, me and
Henenlotter'll be back next year ♪
1218
01:23:50,898 --> 01:23:53,345
♪ So you wanna make a movie ♪
1219
01:23:53,345 --> 01:23:56,117
♪ You really wanna make a movie ♪
1220
01:23:56,117 --> 01:23:59,872
♪ So you wanna make a movie ♪
1221
01:23:59,872 --> 01:24:01,843
♪ Bad, bad ♪
1222
01:24:01,843 --> 01:24:04,334
♪ So you wanna make a movie ♪
1223
01:24:04,334 --> 01:24:07,114
♪ You really wanna make a movie ♪
1224
01:24:07,114 --> 01:24:11,454
♪ So you wanna make a movie ♪
1225
01:24:11,454 --> 01:24:13,371
♪ Bad ♪
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