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[instrumental music]
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy Birthday dear.. ♪
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♪ Daddy Altma-a-an ♪
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♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪♪
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[clapping]
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(Dallas)
'And look, George, there's
an actual fortune inside.'
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Oh, yeah. Okay.
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"You will not forget gratuity."
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[Oriental music]
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Ready for presents?
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Bring 'em on.
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- Want some help?
- Don't touch.
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- Okay.
- Here.
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This was really
thoughtful of me.
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Oh, well,
we'll just see about that.
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It's a weekend getaway
at a five-star B&B.
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[gasps]
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Wow.
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It's a really romantic place.
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Exciting!
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Everyone who goes there
gets super horny.
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'When you guys go there,
you'll definitely'
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end up having sex
with each other.
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Why are you so disgusting?
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Why are you such a prude?
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Girls, I'm sure there are
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many other attributes
we can focus on.
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Look, they offer
horseback riding
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a hedge maze, oh,
and lighthouse tours.
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Everyone hooks up
after the lighthouse tour.
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A lighthouse is basically
a bright, shining..
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...penis.
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(Dallas)
'My turn!'
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Whoa. Uh-oh. Ha ha ha.
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I wonder what in the world
this might be.
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You'll never guess!
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Okay.
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Yes, look at that.
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Would-would you look at that?
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Oh. Okay.
It's one of those. Ha ha.
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Well, I, you know,
I always wondered
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if I could, if I could
pull one of these off.
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Of course,
you can, George.
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You deserve a guitar
as sexy as you
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and the man who autographed it.
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Okay, yes, well, um--
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Deryck Whibley!
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It's a signed Whibley, George.
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- Uh--
- Are you over the moon?
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It came with this here
certificate of whiblenticity.
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And an iron-on patch
for your jean coat.
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O-okay. Well, that was
very, very sweet.
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Oh, you're welcome.
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My turn.
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Wow. You got him a square.
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That's the shape
of what I got him
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except, it's a rectangle.
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'Happy Birthday, dad.'
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(Dalia)
'Oh, wow.'
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'You got him old blue paper.'
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It's a blueprint,
a design from your early days
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at architectural school.
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I found it at my grandma's.
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[instrumental music]
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Why isn't he saying anything?
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Maybe he's got a noodle
stuck in his throat.
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That happens to me sometimes.
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Even after I finish
chewing and swallowing
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then suddenly I realize
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you know what, I have a noodle
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in my throat,
just sittin' there.
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I don't have a noodle
stuck in my throat.
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I was just speechless
for a moment.
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Are you upset?
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Nowhere near it.
Come here.
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Thank you.
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Well, guys...
this has been so--
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9 o'clock reservation.
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...special.
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Yeah, guys, get your stuff.
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Oh, okay, let me..
Yeah, I'm coming.
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'Come on, girls. Let's go.'
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(Dallas)
Come on. Let's go.
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[instrumental music]
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[theme song]
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♪ Last night I had ♪
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♪ A pleasant nightmare ♪
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♪ Da-da da-da da da da ♪♪
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[school bell ringing]
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Is that true? Do lighthouse
tours make people horny?
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- I have no idea.
- Makes sense.
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If you think about it,
a lighthouse is basically
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just a bright,
shining penis.
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I don't wanna argue about this,
but all things considered
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it was still
a really good birthday.
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George seemed happy
and he got kind of emotional
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when he opened the present
I got him.
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It almost looked like
he was gonna cry.
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Yeah, my father weeps
every birthday
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but it has less to do
with being emotional
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about gifts and more to do
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with the death clock
ticking loudly in his ears.
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You guys! Trance party
this weekend at Dalia's.
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No, thanks.
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Are you crazy?
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Tessa, did you not hear what I
just said about the death clock?
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Let's enjoy our youth
while we have it, shall we?
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[instrumental music]
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- George!
- Oh, hey, Dallas.
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Okay, honest opinion,
should this go
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above the drafting table
or by the bar?
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Gee, I don't know,
maybe you oughta hang it
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where the sun don't shine.
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- Oh, crap.
- Apparently, you thought so.
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I-I forgot the guitar.
Dallas, I'm sorry.
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There was so much going on.
Remember?
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Th-the-the 9 o'clock reservation
was waiting?
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Look here, if for some reason
you don't fancy a guitar
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signed by Deryck
freakin' Whibley
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you should just come on out
and say so.
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I do, baby. I do.
I'm sorry.
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I-I fancy it.
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'Cause Whibley
used a guitar just like this
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during his Sum 41's entire
"Strength In Numbers" tour.
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"Strength In Numbers."
Yes, I-I know. It's a beauty.
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So just say the word, George.
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You just say the word
and I'll get you
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a flaccid, cable-knit cardigan
if that's preferable.
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Dallas, listen to me.
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I love it. I do.
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And I love you
for getting it for me.
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Well, you have a funny way
of showing love.
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Okay, let me make it up to you,
I'm gonna run out to the garage
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grab an amp, and play
your favorite feel-good song.
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What's your favorite
feel-good song?
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- I don't have one.
- Oh, of course you do. Come on.
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What can I play to put a smile
on that pretty face of yours?
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"Bump 'N' Grind."
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I know "Lady In Red."
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[instrumental music]
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(Dallas)
'"Alex's studio."'
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(Tessa)
And that's when Dallas realized
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that her present
had been upstaged
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by George's past.
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(Tessa)
A trance party?
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Come on, Tessa.
Why not? It would be fun.
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(Dalia)
'Tessa's not fun.'
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[instrumental music]
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Tessa's prematurely boring.
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- I beg your pardon.
- See?
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I am scads of fun.
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Fun people don't say scads.
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Tessa just turned 50
with her father.
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[all laughing]
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Really? I did?
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So then how would you
explain the fact
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that three nights ago I had
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for dinner?
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- A waffle.
- Uh-oh.
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That is a breakfast food.
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Oh, well, folks!
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Had one for dinner!
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It doesn't get
much wackier than that.
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Actually, I think
it gets much wackier.
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(Dalia)
'DJ Lance Trance from France.'
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His music will
entrance you...if you let it.
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[thinking]
How did this happen?
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I used to be the edgy one.
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I used to be a badass.
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And now, after two years
in Suburbia
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I'm an unfun prude?
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What is she doing?
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Oh, I believe she's thinking.
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Well, I'm done thinking.
And...I'm in.
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Yeah, I'm in
and-and-and I'm fun
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and I'm wild and I'm down
to do whatevs to help.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I gotta go..
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...wizz-nosh my food holders.
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Yup, I called 'em food holders
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'cause that's what they does.
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Meanwhile, Dallas sought refuge
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in the place
where all the unsatisfied women
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of Chatswin found satisfaction,
The Ziti Zone.
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(Dallas)
'Jill! Jill Werner!'
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Jill had found
more satisfaction than most.
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I'm so glad I found you.
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Mmm.
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Dallas. Have you eaten?
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The fettuccine carbonara
tastes like two angels made it.
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Two angels
who are pretty liberal
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with their use of cream
and cheese and ham.
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Oh, I can't eat, Jill.
My stomach's in knots.
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I messed up.
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I messed up big-time.
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I let myself fall in love
with George Altman
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even though..
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Even though what?
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Don't get me wrong, Jill.
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George cares for me,
I know he does
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but I am not the love
of his life.
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I am just the love
in his life.
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Oh.
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I feel so vulnerable.
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What should I do, Jill?
Tell me.
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You're the strongest
white woman I know.
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Besides Pink.
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Look, Dallas,
I can't sit here
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and pretend to have
all the answers
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or enough fresh pepper.
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Thank you.
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When Noah first left..
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I will let you know
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when I'm done.
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...I was filled with despair.
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But then...
I did something radical.
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I did something that no one
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in their right mind would do.
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I purchased "Eat Pray Love"
on Blu-ray.
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You heard me. I own it now.
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And while I haven't yet
transitioned
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from the eating phase..
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I feel remarkably better
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in part because I
hadn't consumed carbohydrates
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in 15 years.
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So are you trying to tell me
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that your inner strength
comes from..
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Carbo loading.
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Mmm.
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And listening
to my inner voice
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which is telling me
to carbo load.
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Well, you do seem
remarkably content.
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Mmm.
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I am, Dallas. I am.
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And so while I don't mean
to oversimplify
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your issues with George
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I feel I would be remiss
if I didn't ask.
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Would you like an endless bowl
of spaghetti?
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Why, yes.
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Yes, I suppose I would.
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(Dallas on voice mail)
'Sorry, I can't take
your call right now.'
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'I'm doing me.'
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'Leave a message
and I'll return'
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'when I'm ready to do you.'
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Hey, Dallas, it's George.
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Uh, so let me see..
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You took off
without saying goodbye
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and now you're not
answering my calls.
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So I'm guessing
you're still upset with me.
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Could you call me back please
so we can talk?
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- Leave your number.
- She-she has my number.
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I like to leave it again,
just in case.
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You have my number.
Just call me back, please.
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(Noah)
'Let me guess,
she's mad at you.'
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I'm going through the same thing
with my old lady.
257
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,311
You mean your old
cleaning lady?
258
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:46,646
I don't know.
259
00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:48,022
She's kept me
at Swiffer's length
260
00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:50,191
ever since I confessed
my love for her.
261
00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:51,692
Well, maybe I didn't come on
strong enough.
262
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:55,029
Maybe I didn't prove myself.
263
00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:58,491
I'm considering challenging
her father to a knife fight.
264
00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,035
Assuming he's local.
265
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,662
Right, but unlike you
and Carmen
266
00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:05,414
Dallas and I are actually
in a relationship.
267
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:06,999
We're together.
She should feel secure.
268
00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:10,294
I shouldn't have to...slash
the cheek of her father.
269
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:13,172
Look, I don't understand..
270
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,215
Hmm.
271
00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:16,467
...w-women.
272
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,260
That's why I started
seeing a therapist.
273
00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:21,847
You should ask him
why Dallas won't call you back.
274
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:24,767
He's right over there.
Hi, Bob!
275
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:28,312
I'm, uh, expressing
an interest in others
276
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,398
and I'm avoiding
my Carmen triggers.
277
00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:32,400
Stop seeking my approval.
278
00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:35,111
Will do! I love you.
279
00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:41,826
Is he looking over here?
280
00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:46,664
Oh.
281
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,207
Hi, mommy.
282
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,793
I packed your bags for your
getaway with Daddy Altman.
283
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:54,130
Dalia Oprah, you can go ahead
and unpack that whole thing
284
00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:55,673
'cause I'm not going anywhere.
285
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,341
You might be pinterested to know
286
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,885
that your mommy's done
giving her love away.
287
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:04,056
From now on, I'm gonna
eat, pray, love myself.
288
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:06,434
Well, can you love yourself
somewhere else?
289
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,310
Truth is, I'm having
a party tonight
290
00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:10,980
and I'm gonna need you
to get the H out of our H.
291
00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:13,315
I see.
And I pity you, Dalia.
292
00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:15,067
'Cause you're in a place
where you're still
293
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:17,278
seeking outside love
and affection.
294
00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:19,822
Me? I'm done looking outside.
295
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,324
From now on, if my stomach's
gonna be in knots
296
00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:25,453
I want it to be because I've
been eatin' garlic knots.
297
00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:28,622
Which reminds me, I found
a great place for garlic knots.
298
00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:31,333
So if you need me,
that's where I'll be.
299
00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:38,632
Sometimes, to win the heart
of your true love
300
00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:40,926
you have to be willing
to spice things up.
301
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,928
(Noah)
'Carmensita!'
302
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,431
[instrumental music]
303
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,476
[music continues]
304
00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:51,270
♪
305
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:55,733
♪
306
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,569
♪
307
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:02,656
♪
308
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:05,409
♪
309
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,453
♪♪
310
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,538
Mr. Werner, why are you
311
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,457
dressed like
man?
312
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,375
'Cause I know you love him.
313
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,586
Tapatio
314
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,171
a run for his dinero.
315
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,089
Aah-hai!
316
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,801
I want to be the man you
reach for when you're hungry!
317
00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:23,135
[music continues]
318
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,637
Oh, brother.
319
00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:26,388
Brothers, sisters,
aunts, uncles, get 'em all
320
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:27,848
out of the house!
321
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,142
I want to tell
each and every one of them
322
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:31,769
how much I love you!
323
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,521
Carm?
324
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:36,315
Is everything okay?
325
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,943
Dr. Bob?
326
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:41,529
What is my therapist
doing here?
327
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:44,573
You make house calls?
In your pajamas?
328
00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:47,159
No.
329
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:49,161
No, I don't.
330
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:54,792
No. No, no!
331
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,586
Bob, you scoundrel!
332
00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:02,299
Carmen and I
are seeing each other.
333
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,468
But you know that I am deeply
334
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,928
in love with Carmen.
335
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:09,348
And now I...understand why.
336
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,308
[music continues]
337
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,518
Not now!
338
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,979
- Get in the house, Bob.
- Yes.
339
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,898
This is incredibly
unprofessional!
340
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,733
Noah, I take it,
I won't be seeing you
341
00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:21,861
at our usual time
on Monday?
342
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:24,405
Um, no! I don't think so!
343
00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:28,075
But I'm not canceling now.
I-I'm canceling the morning of!
344
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:31,161
You hear that?
I'm canceling the morning of!
345
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,831
I understand, but I-I'm afraid
if you do that
346
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,960
I'll still have to bill you
for the hour.
347
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,879
And keep in mind
that your insurance
348
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,047
won't reimburse you
for a missed appointment
349
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:44,091
so I'm just going to ask you
one more time.
350
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,135
Are you canceling?
351
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,305
Yes. I'm canceling.
352
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:53,684
I'm canceling.
353
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:58,147
[instrumental music]
354
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:05,779
Arrra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
355
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:08,782
[music continues]
356
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,668
Which one of these tops says
357
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:22,713
"I'm enjoying my youth
as much as you reckless teens?"
358
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:28,260
- The green one.
- Totally.
359
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,970
Oh, hey, aren't you supposed
to be getting on the road
360
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,556
'by now for your weekend
getaway with Dallas?'
361
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,225
Oh, I think those plans
are on hold at the moment.
362
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,478
Dallas isn't returning my calls.
363
00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:39,980
I think she's still upset
over the flying V incident.
364
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,732
Yeah, well, not everyone
can knock it out
365
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,400
of the park like I did.
366
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:46,403
Gifting is a gift
that I am gifted at.
367
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,364
Yes, you are, and if I'd
been able to make Dallas feel
368
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:50,532
that she was gifted at gifting
369
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,076
then we probably
wouldn't be having
370
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:55,037
this conversation right now.
But come on.
371
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:58,707
I mean, a brand-new guitar?
372
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,668
What's wrong
with a brand-new guitar?
373
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:02,795
Well, when it comes
to musical instruments
374
00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:05,089
new isn't meaningful.
375
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,007
Then what is?
376
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,133
History.
377
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:11,095
[instrumental music]
378
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,807
It wasn't the guitar.
It was the blueprint.
379
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:16,892
She's mad about the blueprint.
380
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,271
[sighs]
381
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,568
[trance music]
382
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,128
Hiya! Dalia!
383
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:48,048
Wow. Really looks like your
party is the cat's pajizzles.
384
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,634
Yeah. That'll be $50.
385
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,721
Uh, I'm not paying $50
386
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:55,723
to walk into a wall.
387
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:59,268
[music continues]
388
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,896
Then you can go watch
"Wheel Of Fortune" at home.
389
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:05,733
Already DVR'd it,
like a boss.
390
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,488
Okay, I'd...like to stay.
391
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,867
Now, I have enough
to pay Lance Trance
392
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:16,035
and get the tattoo I want
393
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,953
that mommy
can't know about.
394
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,663
A tattoo?
395
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,832
I wanted to say
it was a bad idea.
396
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,751
I wanted to say
that whatever thorny rose
397
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,878
or Sanskrit nonsense
she was leaning towards
398
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:27,588
she'd surely regret.
399
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,798
But I decided to just say
400
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:30,883
what any kid my age
401
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:33,677
would have said.
402
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,471
Cool.
403
00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:37,222
I should have stopped there
because the next thing
404
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,557
I said was..
405
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,226
Throw your food holders
in the air!
406
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,811
Ho ho ho!
407
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:45,230
[music continues]
408
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,612
Sometimes, to prove yourself
409
00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:54,990
you have to be willing
to do something embarrassing.
410
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:58,827
♪ My mind's telling me no ♪
411
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:01,663
♪ But my body ♪
412
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:05,667
♪ My body's telling me yes ♪
413
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:09,171
♪ See I know
just what you want ♪
414
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:12,591
♪ And I know
just what you need girl ♪
415
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:16,720
♪ So baby bring
your body to me ♪
416
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,890
George, what are you doing?
417
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:23,185
♪ I'm not foolin' around
with you ♪
418
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:26,647
♪ Oh baby my love is true ♪
419
00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:32,236
♪ With you is where
I want to be ♪
420
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:35,155
I'm about to partake
in a five-cheese ravioli here.
421
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:38,534
♪ Girl you need someone ♪
422
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:41,203
♪ Someone like me ♪
423
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:48,127
♪ To satisfy your every need ♪
424
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,045
Ma'am, this
is a family restaurant.
425
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,421
Hold up. He's about
to get to the chorus.
426
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:55,634
♪ I don't see nothin' wrong ♪
427
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,220
♪ With a little bump and grind ♪
428
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:01,348
♪ I don't see nothin' wrong ♪
429
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,058
♪ No no no ♪♪
430
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,060
Sir, please.
431
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,854
George.
432
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:08,772
You learned R. Kelly for me.
433
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,733
I would do anything
for you, baby.
434
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:14,945
Except conceptualize a house
for us to grow old in together.
435
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,823
Okay, come on, Dallas,
that house was never even built.
436
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,783
And I don't have to tell you
that there was no
437
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,953
happily ever after,
not for me and Alex.
438
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,205
But maybe
there could be for us.
439
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,457
I guess there's
a part of me that worries
440
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,293
you're never gonna feel
as strongly about me
441
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,128
as you did about her.
442
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,548
And if that's the case,
then maybe I should move on.
443
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,633
Find my own happiness
444
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,510
inside myself.
445
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:41,638
Inside this
Italian chain restaurant.
446
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,099
Look, we both led
full lives before we met.
447
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,684
You know, we have,
we have kids, we have exes
448
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,687
we have lots of history
that doesn't involve each other.
449
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:51,315
But every day
we spend together--
450
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:54,067
- We're making our own history.
- Exactly.
451
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:55,569
And if there's ever
anything I can do
452
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,030
to make you feel more secure
453
00:19:58,071 --> 00:20:00,949
then tell me,
'cause I take requests.
454
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:03,619
Oh, I'd like to hear
the "Neutron Dance."
455
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,704
To move forward,
Dallas and George
456
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:08,081
would have to build
their own history.
457
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:10,417
And Dalia and I
would have to leave ours
458
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:11,627
in the past.
459
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:13,045
Mmh.
460
00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:14,796
Mmm mmh!
461
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,256
Wanna squeeze my hand?
462
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,591
Are you sure?
463
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,760
I know you use those
to hold food.
464
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,679
I don't mind.
465
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,726
How does it look?
466
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:28,977
(Tessa)
'It looks like Evan's head
is climbing'
467
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,896
'out of your butt crack.'
468
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,106
Perfect.
469
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:36,902
[instrumental music]
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