All language subtitles for suburgatory.s02e15.1080p.web.h264-failed_track3_[eng]

Sometimes I get up in the middle
of the night and just..

...walk around
the house for hours.

You're gettin' old.

The older we get,
the less we sleep.

I sleep 45 minutes
a night now, tops.

S-seriously, Marty? You-you only
sleep for 45 minutes a night?

Tops.

And how long
do you spend in the steam?

I try to get anywhere
between eight and ten hours.

I'm gonna get a smoothie.

You know, Marty, I'm realizing,
I don't know much about you.

It seems like
all our exchanges are limited

to you telling me
to shut the steam room door.

Yeah.

Okay. Well, ahem,
have a great day.

I've worked the same job,
lived in the same house

and ate the same breakfast
every day for the past 50 years.

- The-the same breakfast?
- Corned beef hash and eggs.

And I've worn the same
shirt every damn day

a solid Oxford button-down

and I never set one foot
outside of Chatswin.

- You're kidding.
- I'm not a kidder.

Y.. Wh.. Why not?

- Oh, my parents never joked.
- No, no.

Why didn't you
ever leave Chatswin?

Didn't you.. I don't know,
ever want to travel or..

Of course I did, but I had to
wait for the right time, George.

I've got 3000 vacation days
saved up

and a closet
full of non-Oxfords.

Prints, plaids, Hawaiians..

Some real whimsical [beep].

This time next year

I'll be exploring
the great wide open.

That-that sounds great, Marty.

Yep. The best years
of my life are ahead of me.

There's nothing
you coulda done, buddy.

Marty is schvitzing in the
big steam room in the sky now.

(Tessa)
George wasn't the only one
who had been blindsided.

I can't believe Ryan lied to me.

And you're just as guilty,
you let me believe that

he was at an away game
instead of...wherever he was.

Tessa, when you first
started dating my brother

you put me
in a very awkward place.

You think you know somebody.
You wear their letterman jacket.

You put your tongue
on top of their tongue

and you move it around
only to find out

that they are a lying liar

who lies their lies
directly to your face.

Look, I know how you feel.

I experienced
the same sense of betrayal

when I found out the real deal
about high fructose corn syrup.

I mean, sugar is sugar.

Am I right?

[theme song]

♪ Last night I had ♪

♪ A pleasant nightmare ♪

♪ Da da da da ♪

♪ Da da da ♪♪

Javier!

Is that what I think it is?

If you think
it's chocolate cake, then yes.

Otherwise, no.

I specifically asked
for no chocolate cake.

- Marty hated chocolate cake.
- He did?

I thought
he loved chocolate cake.

Well, hold on.

Now you've got me
second-guessing myself.

Did he love chocolate cake?

You know what?
Now I'm backpedaling.

I love chocolate cake. Maybe I
just assumed Marty did too.

Well, it's not like
we can ask him.

[chuckles]

Maybe I should
just take the cake home

and enjoy it with my family.

No. I think we both know
he wouldn't have wanted that.

Why don't we just set it right?

(George)
'Oh, hash and eggs.'

Hey. What's that buddy?

Oh, nothing, it's just,
we should have had

corned beef hash and eggs.
It was Marty's favorite.

It was? I didn't know that.

(Tessa)
Sometimes you don't know people
as well as you think you do.

Tessa, you're not
allowed in here

unless you have a penis.

Then what's your excuse?

- 'Burn.'
- Shut up, Jason.

You pee sitting down
like a girl.

(Jason)
'I'm pooing, you idiot.'

It doesn't sound
like you're pooing to me.

(Jason)
'It's 'cause
I'm on antibiotics.'

Okay, maybe this isn't the
best place to get into this.

Oh, hold on. Tessa, wait. Wait.

Tessa, wait.
Just let me explain.

I'm sorry I lied
about where I was

but it's not my fault.
I'm being pursued.

Oh, let me guess,
some stupid cheerleader or that

foreign exchange student
with the braless perkies?

What? No, Tessa. I'm not
being pursued by girls.

Well, I am, but that's not
what I was off doing.

I'm being pursued
by colleges for football.

Oh.

I mean..

Oh! That's great.

Why did you lie
to me about that?

I wasn't sure how you'd feel
about me going away.

Well, give me some credit, Ryan.

So how do you feel?

I feel great about it.

I mean, I'm, I'm fine with it.

Of course you're going away.
I'm going away too.

That's what kids do.

They go away to college, right?

[bell rings]

(Tessa)
Ryan had obviously
been thinking about

his future without me.

Maybe it was time
I started preparing

for a future without him.

You guys

can you guys seriously shut up?

'I'm, like, seriously
about to get started, you guys.'

[clears throat]

Marty's dead.

♪ Isn't it rich ♪

♪ Isn't it great ♪

♪ Are we a pair ♪

♪ Isn't it rich ♪

♪ Me here
at last on the ground ♪

♪ Marty in midair.. ♪

- Psst. George.
- Hmm?

How do you like
my tribute acrylics?

♪ Bring in the clowns ♪

♪ They're already ♪

♪ Here ♪♪

Okay! Okay.

Thank you, thank you, Dalia

for a beautiful
rendition of a song

that I, I think Marty would've
wanted you to stop singing.

to me.

(Noah)
'Okay, thank you.'

Friends, ahem,
we've gathered here

to celebrate the life
of a great man

of a kind man, a caring man.

But first,
a little housekeeping.

Um, Kathy Greenspan
misplaced a pearl earring.

So let's all keep an eye
out for that.

A last-minute reminder

the pool reopens next week.

And speaking of strokes

let's get back
to Marty's memorial.

Nothing? Okay.
It's a tough crowd.

(Tessa)
While country club members
were saying goodbye

to an old friend,
I was connecting

with a new one,
Noah's daughter Jenna.

Yeah, the long-distance
thing doesn't work.

Trust me. Tried it
my first year at Brown.

Really?

And besides

as soon as you
get out of Chatswin

you're gonna have
a whole new perspective.

Hey, guys.

Tessa, I want you to meet
two more Chatswin refugees.

Colette goes to Sarah Lawrence.

- Hi.
- And Bastian goes to Columbia.

Oh, cool. I'm probably
gonna look at Columbia.

- What'd you say your name was?
- Tessa.

♪ Young journey ♪

♪ Just wanna disappear ♪♪

[applause]

Uh, Marty's postal worker..

Wow, I had no idea.

Marty didn't receive
many parcels.

Mm. Um, now let's hear from
the man who knew Marty best.

Uh, his best friend
and closest confidant

his bestie..

...Mr. George Altman.

'Come on up here!'

Come on.

His bestie?
I barely knew the guy.

What do you want me to say?

Look, this is pathetic, George.

I can't have
a postal worker eulogize Marty.

Tell that story,
the story you told me earlier

the great one about
the...corned beef hash.

What great story,
that he used to eat it?

That's the one.

Look, I would do this myself

except that I'm too emotional.

I'm still grappling
with my loss of Carmen.

The loss of Carmen?

Noah, your housekeeper
didn't die.

She's just working
for another family.

A part of me died when she left.

Just.. Okay, go.

- Hi.
- Hi, George!

Well, uh, what can I
say about Marty?

I know what he liked
to eat for breakfast.

I know how much
he loved to steam.

But the truth is..

...I didn't know Marty.

I guess none of us did.

And as-as touching
as Dalia's tribute was..

...I'm not sure
they ever even met.

We didn't.

The fact that
we didn't know Marty..

...that might be
the biggest tragedy of all.

- Here.
- What's this?

It's Marty.
The club wants you to have him.

Oh. Me?

Of all the people
who didn't know him

you didn't know him the least.

Oh, come on, there's gotta
be a more meaningful

final resting place
for Marty than with me.

Perhaps, but no backsies.

Uh, o-okay.

Seriously, no backsies.

[instrumental music]

- Did she break up with you?
- It was hard to tell.

Well, did she say, "I don't want
to go out with you anymore?"

Not with her words.

Hey, maybe I should defer
for a year and stay in Chatswin.

Then I can apply to
whatever school she's going to

and we can be together.

- That's not gonna work.
- Oh.

Yeah, Tessa's gonna
attend a school that

values a curious mind

creativity,
hard work, intellect.

Whereas, you're most likely
going to attend

the university of Florida.

Damn, this perfect body!

Life would be so much
simpler if I were soft

and misshapen like you, Lisa.

The Lord has given you a gift.

You have a perfect body.
That's your cross to bear.

Mine's that I'm a lady in the
street and a freak in the bed.

- 'Midday to you, George.'
- Really?

- Is it midday already?
- It sure is.

How about a little...
afternoon delight?

Da-Dallas, please.
Marty is right here.

Oh. Hey, Marty.

Did he say "hey" back?

He doesn't communicate
through me.

I'm just in charge
of his ashes somehow.

Oh. Well, should we take
Marty's ashes to a movie?

I don't know,
frankly, I have no idea

where Marty would want
his ashes to be.

This-this whole thing
is weighing on me.

I mean, I'm in charge
of his final resting place?

Me?

I-I don't know
where he'd want to rest.

Well, how about the club?

'It was his favorite
place to be.'

You could leave
Marty's ashes in his locker.

I feel weird about this.

We're breaking into
a dead man's locker.

Yeah, but we have
the dead man here with us

and he's cool with it.

You're cool with it,
aren't ya, Marty?

Did he say he was cool with it?

He doesn't speak through me.

Okay.

Break it.

[grunts]

Yeesh.

Foot powder, tooth powder

medicated powder..

Who knew that Marty was a man

of this many powders?

And now ironically,
he himself is a powder.

You know what? I-I don't feel
comfortable with this.

I can't believe
there wasn't anyone in his life

that he was close to.

Hey. Check it out.

- What?
- Bora Bora.

Well done, Mr. Krupp.

And there's a second ticket.

A second ticket?
You know what that means.

You and I
are going to Bora Bora!

- No.
- No?

No, it means there was
someone in Marty's life.

Someone he wanted to
travel with.

Someone that would know
what to do with Marty's ashes.

And that someone
is Fatima...Smadja.

Perfect.

Well, what a pleasant surprise.

What brings the Shay train

ambling through
the Jarrison Station today?

Can I ask you a question?

So long
as it's not about the trial.

J.K.

If someone gives you a gift

does it mean
you have to keep it?

Well, it depends.
Who's the gift from?

- The Lord.
- I see.

And did you keep the receipt?

What?

(Tessa)
It was easy to imagine
my life without Ryan.

Too easy.

So should we go to
the Ingmar Bergman Retrospective

or check out
the Matisse exhibit at the Met?

Let's do both.

It was inevitable,
Ryan and I were destined

for different things and
it was only a matter of time.

But it wasn't that time.

Not yet.

Ryan!

I'm so glad to see you.

Tessa, I don't wanna
scare you off

by bringing up the "L" word

so I'm just gonna say that

I love you.

I'm in love with you,
and I love loving you.

Wait. Which "L" word
were you talking about?

Leaving. For college.

Crap! I wasn't, I wasn't
gonna say that word, but..

...you don't have to worry.

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna let
my perfectly-chiseled physique

come between us.

I'm gonna stay here in Chatswin
and I'm gonna get fat with you.

No, Ryan, I can't let you
jeopardize everything

you've worked for just because
the two of us are dating.

I already jeopardized it.

I jeopardized the hell out of it
so we could be together.

What does that mean?

Ryan..

...did you do something stupid?

I think we both know
the answer to that.

[instrumental music]

Excuse me. We're looking
for a Fatima Smadja?

Thank you.

- Fatima?
- I'm on break.

Uh, Fatima, I'm sorry,
but we have some sad news.

I'm afraid it's Marty.

He's passed away.

Who?

- M-Marty?
- This old guy?

- Bald?
- Frowned a lot?

Came in here every day
for the last 50 years?

You just described
90% of my customers.

Well, it must've been
some other Smadja

that was slingin'
Marty's hash and eggs.

Hash and eggs?
Hash and eggs died?

Oh, no, not hash and eggs!

Why, Lord?
Hash and eggs was a good man.

I'm sorry, but the good news is

I am able to reunite
you two lovebirds.

Lovebirds?
What the hell you talking about?

Hash and eggs
never spoke two words to me

other than "Check, please."

But he bought
this ticket for you.

He wanted to travel with you.

Oh. Well, he should've
made his move.

I might've taken
hash and eggs up on it.

But now it's too late.
He's dead.

And the lunch rush
is about to start.

Okay. Hold on.

Is there a soup
that we should know about?

You know what?

Here. I think Marty would've
wanted you to have these.

I don't suppose you'd want
to take Marty with you?

I would, but I feel like

they might
give me trouble in customs.

They probably will.

W-wait, wait.
At least let me say thanks.

Mwah!

That was way..

...way more erotic
than it should've been.

Okay. Well..

- Goodbye, Fatima.
- Goodbye, hash and eggs.

What a sad
ending to a sad story.

He really didn't have
anyone who cared about him.

Yeah, he did.

Yeah, he did.

Who?

- 'Hello?'
- Oh, thank God! This is Tessa.

[automated message]
'Just kiddin' around, silly.'

'I'm not here to take your call'

'but if you leave
nombre, hombre'

'I'll get back to you.'

Yes, hi.

This is Tessa Altman.

I'm Ryan Shay's girlfriend.

I know he asked you
to hobble him recently

'but he's changed his mind.'

He would like to maintain
full use of his body

so please don't do
anything to jeopardize it.

Copy that and call off the hit.

I think we're good.

Okay. Good.

Oh, Lord, please forgive me!

[screaming]

No, I'm good.

- Yeah.
- It's really weird.

It's actually hurtin' my hand.

It's like, mm,
really in pain, actually.

Well, uh, you two
have a nice night

and I'm sorry I couldn't help
you out with your problem.

Mm-hmm. I left you a message
saying that he changed his mind.

Oh, I don't check
my messages, sweetie.

Well, you were right there
in the bushes.

You had to hear me
leave the message saying

he didn't want you to do it.

I heard what now?

Never mind.

Will do.

Oh, wait, before I forget

next week, I'm running
a sale at the photo shop.

All the wallet-sized prints
are gonna be half-off.

Okay.

You want a wallet-sized of me

to look at
while you're off at college?

Mm, no. I want
a life-sized of you.

Well, you have one right here.

[screams]

Wow!

- Still good. Yeah.
- Oh, dang!

I really didn't wanna
let you down, Ryan.

We said we called it off.

Hmm?

What's this?

I feel really bad that

I lied to you, Tessa

about where Ryan was

'so I made you
this apology cake.'

Wow. Thanks.

- It looks delicious.
- Oh, it's not.

My mom stopped
keeping sugar in the house

so I had to use cumin.

Oh.

So I guess I'm sorry
about two things.

Did you hear my clown song
at Marty's funeral?

Uh, y-yeah.

Thanks. It was partly about us.

I can't really see.

Marty's death
got me thinking, Evan.

And in this crazy,
world

schmendrik

b'shert
when you meet them.

Dalia, did you learn
Yiddish for me?

I don't care
has an aneurysm.

I want you.

Bad.

You're so turned on right now.

(Tessa)
If you don't occasionally

journey outside
your comfort zone

then your life
isn't much of a journey.

[Hal David/John Cacavas singing
"Can't Get You Out Of My Mind"]

♪ I go to work every morning ♪

♪ Lately it seems like a grind ♪

♪ When I'm without you ♪

♪ I think about you ♪

♪ Can't get you out of my mind ♪

♪ Sometimes I go to a movie ♪

♪ All by myself to unwind ♪

♪ It gets so lonely ♪

♪ Wanting you only ♪

♪ Can't get you
out of my mind.. ♪♪

(George)
'There you go, buddy.'

Now you finally took
that trip outside of Chatswin.

You know what?
Let Marty be a lesson to us.

At my memorial buffet

I want them to say,
"George Altman

"now that guy lived.

He knew what he wanted
and he went after it."

No, you're right.

You have to go after
what you want in life.

Otherwise, what's the point?

I'm in love with Carmen.

What?