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I guess I shouldn't complain.
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I mean, I have lots to be grateful for.
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I have a cool dad, although he's hardly
ever home because he has to work two
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jobs. Teaching college and painting
houses.
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No,
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that is not acceptable.
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My mom is the greatest.
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Tell me, Mr. Rifkin, how would you like
your child to be treated like an
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outcast? She's like a mother grizzly.
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You know, the kind that will maul
anything that messes with their cuffs.
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Uh -huh.
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No, I'm still here.
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Get ready.
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah.
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No,
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money is no excuse.
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I live in a good town with friendly
neighbors.
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With one... major exception.
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Old man Vic.
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You hooligans are going to get somebody
killed.
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Who lives all alone and hates kids.
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Seth, come on.
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That's my brother, Seth.
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He's awesome at everything he does.
School, sports.
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Mom. And worry.
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Is there something bothering you again?
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I hate funerals. Do I have to go?
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Honey, everybody hates funerals. Who was
your great -uncle?
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I never even met him.
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Well, ask your father, all right?
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We're still done. And this would be me.
If Seth is perfect, then I'm special.
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Which is my all -time least favorite
word.
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It's how people say they don't expect
much from a kid in a wheelchair.
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Dad? Are you listening?
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Dad?
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Dad?
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Who's there?
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I thought you knew everything.
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I don't like being tested.
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Justin.
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Justin Ross Yoder.
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Why are you here?
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I don't mean to be disrespectful, but I
think when you made me, you messed up.
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I don't make mistakes.
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Well, somebody sure did. I mean, look at
me.
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You look fine.
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Fine?
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I'm 12 years old and already had 24
major surgeries.
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My legs are linguine.
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I have more stitches in my head than a
baseball.
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So what do you want me to do about it?
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Isn't it obvious?
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Fix me.
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Make a miracle.
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I mean, you still do miracles, don't
you?
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Did anyone ever tell you you look like
the famous race car driver Bobby Wade?
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Yeah, I get that.
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Wait, wait, wait. Jonathan, can't we
just have a Maserati?
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What are you doing?
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Oh, just thinking.
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Bobby Wade's going to have to get along
without you, okay? It's time to go.
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That's not my house.
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Where are you going?
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Dad said I could stay home.
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Mom!
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So once again, we've established that
life isn't fair.
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We gather here today to pay tribute to
the memory of Maynard Yoder.
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Maynard was known by many as a
successful farmer, but he was much, much
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A loving husband, an attentive father, a
longtime town councilman,
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volunteer fireman, church elder.
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Amateur ornithologist.
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Wow, Great Uncle Maynard was one amazing
guy. All those great things.
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Everybody crying.
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I wonder what the minister would say
about me.
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Furthermore... Justin Yoder.
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What can I say about Justin Yoder?
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He was...
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12 years old.
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He attended Heritage Middle School.
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Yeah.
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Did I mention he was 12 years old?
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Come on. There has to be something you
can say. This is my moment.
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Give me some juice.
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Oh, yes.
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Justin had a wheelchair.
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One that any handicapped access ramp
would be proud of.
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Optional offensive wings.
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Custom chromoly frame.
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High -pressure clincher tires.
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Hard anodized push rims and a tight
turning radius you just wouldn't
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I think I speak for all of us when I
say,
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We're going to miss that chair.
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Hey, what about me?
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Did I say that out loud?
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Guys,
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I'm going to miss warm -ups.
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Is there something in this family's
genetic code that makes us late?
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Dad, you're not coming to my game?
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I'm sorry, son. I can't.
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Dad, this is the conference
championship.
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Oh, you're not going?
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I promised the humans I had a place
painted by graduation open house.
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Hey, listen, Mom. Have a good game,
okay?
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I told them I had a star. I can't let
you go.
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What do I need to do?
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Thanks a lot, Dufus.
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Me?
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What the heck did I do?
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always takes me for a victory lap around
the field.
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After a little celebration with the
team, of course.
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In your dreams, sweetheart.
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No woman ever comes between the beastly
rituals of the Yoderman.
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Uh, Seth, aren't we forgetting
something?
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Hey, what about me?
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And our final award goes to a young man
who, like his father, is an outstanding
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athlete. It should come as no surprise
then, carrying on the family dynasty,
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this year's most valuable player.
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When you spend half your life in
hospitals, you get used to the idea of
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Life?
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That I'm still working on.
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And just once I can know what it feels
like to be the big shot, the guy
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cheers for, the guy who gets the trophy.
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All right, I'll admit, there are a
couple minor problems to me winning a
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For starters, will I have enough time?
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You see, I have this thing called
hydrocephalus. It makes spinal fluid
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in my head. One shunt malfunction, and
unless they get me to the emergency room
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right away... Well, you get the picture.
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Justin, are you all right? Just a
headache.
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Headache?
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Headache. Headache!
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No!
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Guys!
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Start the van, okay? Sure.
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I'll get the suitcase, honey. You can
wrap mine. Got it. Yeah.
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Guys.
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Did you call the hospital?
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I'm on it.
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Do you have a meditation?
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I'll check.
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No. Hold it. Wait.
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Mom, just listen to me.
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All right, let's go.
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Hold it, hold it. Stop.
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It's not that kind of headache.
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It's just a thinking too hard kind of
headache.
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I tried to tell you.
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Really?
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If you're in an elevator that's falling,
all you have to do is jump before it
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hits the bottom.
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Okay, so how do you know when it hits?
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You time the light.
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How? If the cable breaks, there aren't
going to be any lights.
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How?
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That's the other problem with winning a
trophy.
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How? How does a guy like me, a refugee
from a family sports dynasty... Do
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something spectacular enough to win a
trophy.
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It's possible.
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Brad, it's not possible. Yes, it is.
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Oh, Brad.
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Oh, this is good.
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Yes.
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I mean, why not?
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Baseball players stand around a lot.
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Who says a kid in a wheelchair can't
play baseball?
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with the laws of physics here this is
amazing but hey it's my fantasy
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They say he kidnaps kids and chops them
up in his shed.
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I heard he robs graves and keeps the
coffins in there.
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Well, it's true.
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There aren't any lights in the house.
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Ever.
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That's weird.
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Justin,
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what do you want? Look, I get to play in
the EuroLeague this summer.
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As what? The bass?
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On tracker.
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Did your mom have any kids that
survived?
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Sorry.
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It was just a joke.
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Are you sure about this, Justin?
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I've played baseball before.
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That was just t -ball. And only because
mom had them change the rules for you,
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remember?
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This league is different.
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So?
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We're talking cutthroat, out for blood,
take no prisoners baseball.
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And that's just the parents.
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I can do it.
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Hey. Maybe we'll even get to be on the
same team.
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You'll have to play your cards right.
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Wait till Mom and Dad are real relaxed.
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Just follow my cue.
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Yes!
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This is the big brother I love and
admire.
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Bless Mom and Dad and Justin, and be
with all the hungry people in the world.
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And no matter how bad off they are, let
them know that they can at least be
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thankful they don't have to eat this
slop that we're having for supper.
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Amen.
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That's not funny.
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Myron, tell your son that that's not
funny.
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That's not funny.
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What exactly is this?
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It's minestrone soup.
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I had three houses to show this
afternoon, and two of my clients were
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had to stop by the quick and go. Look at
that.
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It looks like an eyeball.
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And I have another showing at seven.
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Tonight? I need the van. I like it.
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What about the truck?
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Truck's still in the shop. Can't get the
part till tomorrow.
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More, please.
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How do we get into these vines?
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Good. See?
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That's the spirit.
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I'm glad someone shows some
appreciation.
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Oh, come on. He's just sucking up
because he wants to play Summer League
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baseball.
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So much for timing.
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Summer League?
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Hardball? Better play my ace in the
hole.
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Ma Grizzly's endangered cub.
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All my friends are signing up. And just
because I'm stuck in a wheelchair
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doesn't mean I shouldn't be allowed to
play like everyone else.
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Can I?
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Please?
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Hear ye, hear ye.
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Yoder Family Court is now in session.
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The Honorable, and might I add, perfect,
Seth H. Yoder presiding.
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Arguing against the plaintiff will be
dastardly dad.
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And for the defense, magnificent mom.
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Begin. For those of us who understand
the nuances and intricacies of this time
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-honored sport, the case against the
plaintiff is really quite clear.
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Much as I would like my physically
challenged son to participate, it's just
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possible. Objection. He did great in
peewee.
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Overrule. Junior league is different,
Mom.
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Right, wrong, fair, unfair, I have
nothing to do with it. You simply cannot
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competitive baseball from a wheelchair.
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Not even if you're Jackie Robinson.
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Now, my esteemed adversary here will
argue to the contrary, but her ignorance
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the rules is legendary.
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Perhaps I don't know all the dumb rules
and what those referees do and why
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everyone's always...
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spitting and scratching, but I do know
that this has everything to do with what
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is right and wrong.
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Objection. What I meant is... Objection
overruled. A, that's my line.
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Baseball is a game. It's about having
fun, learning to get along.
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And if my son wants to play, I say
that's his right.
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And furthermore, if this Jackie Robinson
had been allowed to play in her
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wheelchair, she would have been great.
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The defense?
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Right.
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Case closed and batter up.
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I don't care if I ever get back for it.
Root, root for the home team. If
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they don't win, it's a shame.
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For it's one, two, three. Start your
round at the old ball game. Nothing can
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stop me now.
257
00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:40,460
No.
258
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:42,960
Absolutely not.
259
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:45,520
Except maybe this.
260
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,160
Why not?
261
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:48,500
What if you got hurt?
262
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,160
What if any of the kids get hurt?
263
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,200
You don't understand.
264
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:54,940
Playing hardball, throwing overhand.
265
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:57,480
The insurance companies already give us
grief.
266
00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,580
So, I'll sign a release form.
267
00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:04,319
If something happened, we might have to
shut down the whole league.
268
00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:05,960
Wouldn't it be fair to the other kids?
269
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:11,300
Uh -oh. Once again, it's... My grizzly
time.
270
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,040
Fair.
271
00:17:13,210 --> 00:17:14,470
You want to talk about fair?
272
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:15,750
How about this?
273
00:17:16,050 --> 00:17:19,230
If Justin can't play, then neither can
Seth. How's that for fair?
274
00:17:20,670 --> 00:17:23,210
Please shoot me now. You're
unbelievable, Sheila.
275
00:17:23,950 --> 00:17:28,770
We already have a league for special
children. Justin is not special, okay?
276
00:17:28,770 --> 00:17:31,150
typical. He's, well, except for the
wheelchair thing. How's he going to run
277
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:32,610
bases? Play the field?
278
00:17:32,890 --> 00:17:35,830
Justin, tell him how you hit that
touchdown in Pee Wee League.
279
00:17:36,370 --> 00:17:37,249
Home run.
280
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,670
Hmm? Home run.
281
00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:41,130
Yeah. Yeah, well, tell him.
282
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,230
He could let Justin play.
283
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,590
Let's face it, Mom. Justin is not
typical.
284
00:18:06,890 --> 00:18:09,750
If he's not peeing in his pants, he's
puking all over things.
285
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,990
Guys, I'm not dead.
286
00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:13,310
I can hear you.
287
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:17,650
So Justin can't always control his
bladder or his gag reflexes. I mean,
288
00:18:17,650 --> 00:18:18,990
does it take? A few minor adjustments.
289
00:18:19,590 --> 00:18:23,630
Yeah, like Dad missing my games to pay
off all the medical bills Justin racks
290
00:18:23,630 --> 00:18:24,770
up. Seth, that's enough.
291
00:18:24,990 --> 00:18:25,990
I'm tired of adjusting.
292
00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:29,630
I don't want Justin to any more of my
games.
293
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:33,860
If he has the right to be typical, then
I have the right to be typical.
294
00:18:37,740 --> 00:18:38,740
Band.
295
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:41,460
First from the field, now from the
stands.
296
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,120
Hey, it's not the end of the world, you
know.
297
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:52,280
Sure. Not for you. You live forever.
298
00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:54,440
Though you had a bad day.
299
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,900
You've got to keep your chin up. Get
back in the game. Never say die.
300
00:18:58,500 --> 00:18:59,940
Is that the best you can do?
301
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,820
A bunch of tired old cliches?
302
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,780
Most people seem to prefer that.
303
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,880
Would you rather have the truth?
304
00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:09,020
Give it a shot.
305
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:13,700
Truth is, Justin, it does not cut out
for baseball.
306
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:19,380
Come to think of it, I think I'll stick
with the cliches.
307
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:20,920
As you wish.
308
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:22,680
Hey, don't you worry.
309
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:26,560
Your shift will come in. Success could
be right around the corner. If at first
310
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:27,880
you don't succeed, try...
311
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:31,800
Should I try again?
312
00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:32,980
Absolutely.
313
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:38,700
Chess.
314
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,860
Chess? You don't even play chess.
315
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:45,060
Yes, I do. I've been practicing for
almost three days.
316
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:46,700
For what?
317
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:48,100
Tournament at the park.
318
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:50,720
Winner gets a trophy twice the size of
yours.
319
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,320
And you think you're going to win?
320
00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:55,640
I know I'm going to win. In fact, I
guarantee it.
321
00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:59,120
Chess. Come on. We're late.
322
00:19:59,380 --> 00:20:00,380
Come on.
323
00:20:01,710 --> 00:20:02,710
Bye, hon.
324
00:20:08,730 --> 00:20:09,730
What's wrong with Seth?
325
00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:10,830
Hmm?
326
00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:12,590
Oh, uh, nothing, why?
327
00:20:13,210 --> 00:20:14,450
So where's that taking him?
328
00:20:14,650 --> 00:20:16,470
Uh, uh, to the doctor's.
329
00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:18,950
I thought he went to the doctor last
week.
330
00:20:19,670 --> 00:20:24,030
Well, it's, uh, it's a weekly
appointment kind of thing. I don't know.
331
00:20:24,030 --> 00:20:25,030
go.
332
00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:31,890
I'm 12.
333
00:20:35,290 --> 00:20:37,630
Hi. I'm Justin Yoder. Hi.
334
00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:41,290
We have two flights, 7 to 11 and 12 to
15.
335
00:20:41,870 --> 00:20:43,130
You're, uh, what?
336
00:20:43,650 --> 00:20:44,650
About 10?
337
00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:47,170
Sure, if it helps me win a trophy.
338
00:20:48,610 --> 00:20:55,530
About. I hate
339
00:20:55,530 --> 00:20:57,250
to crush one so young and tender.
340
00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:01,460
What a guy's got to do what a guy's got
to do.
341
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:08,360
Checkmate.
342
00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:16,520
Beaten by an embryo.
343
00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:18,120
I'm such an idiot.
344
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:21,320
Why did I promise Seth that I'd win a
trophy?
345
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,080
Wait a minute.
346
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:25,920
Who's to say I didn't?
347
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,200
Excuse me.
348
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,280
Can I help you, son?
349
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:31,740
What's this trophy for?
350
00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:34,840
Goes to the winner of our annual car
show.
351
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,360
Is that old man Vic?
352
00:21:40,860 --> 00:21:43,620
What's he doing out? It's not even a
full moon.
353
00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:45,780
Is that red car going to win?
354
00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:47,980
Vic Sauter's Corvette.
355
00:21:48,860 --> 00:21:49,860
Not likely.
356
00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:54,740
The best car, hands down. And he'd give
anything to win.
357
00:21:55,060 --> 00:21:56,160
But people donate.
358
00:21:56,420 --> 00:21:57,420
Dollar a vote.
359
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,400
Thick specialty isn't exactly charming
the crowd, you know.
360
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:04,100
No,
361
00:22:05,860 --> 00:22:07,620
but you know who would be charming?
362
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:09,680
A kid in a wheelchair.
363
00:22:14,660 --> 00:22:15,660
Hello, neighbor.
364
00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:18,620
What do you want?
365
00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:20,220
To roll away screaming.
366
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,420
To help you win a trophy.
367
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,380
Here you go. Thank you.
368
00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:27,800
Good luck, kid. Thanks.
369
00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:29,900
Here you go, son.
370
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:30,960
Thanks for your vote.
371
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:32,940
All right, what's in it for you?
372
00:22:33,380 --> 00:22:34,380
Your trophy.
373
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:36,280
That is outrageous.
374
00:22:37,380 --> 00:22:39,060
Go away. I don't need your help.
375
00:22:39,540 --> 00:22:40,800
Fine. Suit yourself.
376
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,820
Three, two, one.
377
00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:46,180
He's mine.
378
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:47,680
Over here, folks.
379
00:22:47,940 --> 00:22:49,640
Vote for the best in the show.
380
00:22:49,940 --> 00:22:51,020
58 Corvettes.
381
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,560
All original equipment in mint
condition.
382
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:59,300
283 cubic inches of raw power. V8 block
with counterweight crankshaft.
383
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:03,760
Accelerates from 0 to 60 in 5 seconds
flat.
384
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,540
Right over here, folks. Look for the
best in the show.
385
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:08,880
Hey,
386
00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:10,900
Dr. Kwan.
387
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:12,760
How's Seth?
388
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,540
I don't know. Why do you ask?
389
00:23:14,980 --> 00:23:17,280
Well, didn't he just have an appointment
with you?
390
00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:18,580
No, not with me.
391
00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:21,100
Nice car.
392
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,060
No appointment? That's weird.
393
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,040
Why would Mom say he did?
394
00:23:29,780 --> 00:23:31,420
Congratulations. If
395
00:23:31,420 --> 00:23:38,420
your car's so great, why
396
00:23:38,420 --> 00:23:39,420
don't you just drive it?
397
00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:42,560
Potholes, the counters too cheap to fix.
398
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,300
Bugs that eat your paint like acid.
399
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:51,040
Fool drivers on car phones when they
should be keeping their dad -burned eyes
400
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:51,679
the road.
401
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,680
Sorry I asked.
402
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:54,840
So where's my trophy?
403
00:23:55,560 --> 00:24:00,200
They said they'd be mailing it to me
after they get it engraved. With my name
404
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,200
it?
405
00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:02,500
Deal's a deal.
406
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,020
How long will it take?
407
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:05,940
Said about a week.
408
00:24:07,060 --> 00:24:08,860
I've already waited 12 years.
409
00:24:09,140 --> 00:24:13,160
Guess I can wait a little longer. I
mean, it's not like I don't trust old
410
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,160
Vic.
411
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:34,179
Five days.
412
00:24:34,180 --> 00:24:35,700
Nothing to worry about yet.
413
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:41,880
Except that.
414
00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:44,380
How many doctor appointments does that
kid need?
415
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,220
This calls for a little detective work.
416
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:59,940
An appointment slip, a bill, or a... So
here's where they hid that.
417
00:25:00,580 --> 00:25:02,740
Break a window or two and parents freak
out.
418
00:25:18,189 --> 00:25:19,770
Strawberry scented massage oil.
419
00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:22,510
This is a mystery I don't even want to
think about.
420
00:25:27,690 --> 00:25:28,690
Yes.
421
00:25:29,630 --> 00:25:31,790
Hello? Dr. Wagner's office?
422
00:25:32,530 --> 00:25:35,810
Hi. I'm doing a project for school and I
need to ask you some questions.
423
00:25:37,590 --> 00:25:38,590
Summer school.
424
00:25:38,770 --> 00:25:42,610
What exactly kind of doctor's office are
you? I mean, why would people come
425
00:25:42,610 --> 00:25:43,610
there?
426
00:25:45,030 --> 00:25:46,030
Really?
427
00:25:46,490 --> 00:25:47,490
No kidding.
428
00:25:49,070 --> 00:25:50,070
Well, no more questions.
429
00:25:51,070 --> 00:25:55,230
Looks like my big shot brother isn't so
perfect after all.
430
00:25:56,250 --> 00:26:00,270
Okay, so you having a good drainage day
or a bad drainage day?
431
00:26:00,470 --> 00:26:01,470
Good.
432
00:26:02,470 --> 00:26:03,470
Any headaches?
433
00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:05,750
Only when I do this.
434
00:26:07,570 --> 00:26:11,650
Everything else normal?
435
00:26:12,670 --> 00:26:17,390
Let's see. In the past week, I've barfed
three times, had one bowel blunder.
436
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,480
Yep, I'd say pretty much right on.
437
00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:28,900
Hey!
438
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,740
I'm looking for your brother.
439
00:26:32,420 --> 00:26:33,500
The kid in the wheelchair.
440
00:26:35,180 --> 00:26:38,120
Oh, uh, he's not home right now. Is
there a problem?
441
00:27:00,629 --> 00:27:02,290
Yep. Wasn't that old man Vic?
442
00:27:02,850 --> 00:27:04,510
Yep. Did he say what he wanted?
443
00:27:04,950 --> 00:27:07,910
Nope. Can you say anything but yep or
no?
444
00:27:08,730 --> 00:27:10,950
Yep. Was he holding anything?
445
00:27:12,530 --> 00:27:13,550
Yeah, it was a box.
446
00:27:14,690 --> 00:27:16,450
Justin, Justin, hold still.
447
00:27:16,790 --> 00:27:18,510
I'm making your straps bind up.
448
00:27:18,710 --> 00:27:21,050
Was the box short and fat or long and
thin?
449
00:27:21,690 --> 00:27:23,610
Yep. Short and fat?
450
00:27:24,350 --> 00:27:25,610
Nope. Yes.
451
00:27:26,370 --> 00:27:27,370
Justin.
452
00:27:27,890 --> 00:27:29,190
Hey, hey, Justin.
453
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,160
Aren't you going to help me with these
groceries?
454
00:27:31,620 --> 00:27:35,300
All right, I admit, the right thing to
do would be wait, be patient.
455
00:27:35,540 --> 00:27:40,000
But this is a public road. I mean, a kid
has the right to go out for a roll.
456
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:44,180
And when you're passing by, it wouldn't
be right not to call on a neighbor.
457
00:28:25,550 --> 00:28:26,550
He's a race car fan.
458
00:28:26,710 --> 00:28:27,830
He can't be all bad.
459
00:28:39,070 --> 00:28:40,070
Yes!
460
00:28:40,210 --> 00:28:41,270
Trophies are made of metal!
461
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,380
It's mine. All mine.
462
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:16,760
No. No.
463
00:29:18,060 --> 00:29:19,060
No, stop.
464
00:29:21,620 --> 00:29:22,620
No.
465
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,000
Hear ye, hear ye.
466
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,360
The Yoder family court is once again in
session.
467
00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:37,640
Prosecuting the defendant will be the
distinguished and undefeated law firm of
468
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,500
mom and dad.
469
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,520
Hey, who's going to defend me?
470
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,840
No takers. Begin.
471
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:51,580
Is it true that on June 17th you snuck
into Victor Souder's garage without
472
00:29:51,580 --> 00:29:56,620
permission? And that you intended to
steal from his garage this box
473
00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:57,960
this intake manifold?
474
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:04,220
I thought it was a trophy. Then to cover
your tracks, you trashed the garage,
475
00:30:04,340 --> 00:30:06,840
causing several hundred dollars worth of
damage.
476
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:08,440
It was an accident.
477
00:30:08,660 --> 00:30:11,260
Just what do you have to say for
yourself, young man?
478
00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:13,980
Help?
479
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,200
The jury will now read their verdict.
480
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,000
Hey, no fair.
481
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,520
It's supposed to be a jury of my peers,
not of my parents.
482
00:30:28,180 --> 00:30:29,180
We the jury.
483
00:30:29,630 --> 00:30:32,170
Mine, Justin Ross Yoder, guilty as
charged.
484
00:30:32,710 --> 00:30:38,470
And sentenced him to be chained in a
dark dungeon, tortured on the rack,
485
00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:41,950
at the stake, and not allowed to keep
Vic's trophy.
486
00:30:42,270 --> 00:30:43,890
What? No trophy?
487
00:30:44,170 --> 00:30:45,610
So shall it be.
488
00:30:51,730 --> 00:30:56,050
Actually, they sentenced me to a hard
time working for Vic, until I paid off
489
00:30:56,050 --> 00:30:59,910
damages. All right. First, I want you to
clean up all this garbage that you
490
00:30:59,910 --> 00:31:00,910
made.
491
00:31:01,050 --> 00:31:03,630
Put it in the dumpster behind the
building.
492
00:31:04,170 --> 00:31:06,390
Frankly, I would have chosen the
dungeon.
493
00:31:08,010 --> 00:31:13,770
Next year, fix the board on the garage
and cut all the hedges.
494
00:31:14,390 --> 00:31:17,210
You can fix that fence over there.
495
00:31:19,610 --> 00:31:21,730
Then you can take this garbage out.
496
00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:25,450
What's in the shed?
497
00:31:27,950 --> 00:31:29,370
privacy. You keep out.
498
00:31:33,710 --> 00:31:38,770
So, you see, nothing wrong with the fact
that our son crashed Mr. Sauter's car.
499
00:31:38,990 --> 00:31:40,070
No, I didn't say that.
500
00:31:40,450 --> 00:31:42,470
What I said was he's just a kid.
501
00:31:42,770 --> 00:31:43,770
Maybe.
502
00:31:45,790 --> 00:31:49,370
I guess I'm more disappointed in his
mother.
503
00:31:49,610 --> 00:31:50,610
What more can you do?
504
00:31:50,870 --> 00:31:51,930
I wish I knew.
505
00:31:52,190 --> 00:31:53,330
You're crazy. Oh,
506
00:31:55,490 --> 00:31:56,490
I'm also late.
507
00:31:57,389 --> 00:31:59,010
No, no. Do you have to?
508
00:31:59,630 --> 00:32:01,610
Mom, we're all alone for once in our
lives.
509
00:32:03,430 --> 00:32:04,510
Oh, I wish.
510
00:32:06,650 --> 00:32:07,650
But I can't.
511
00:32:08,090 --> 00:32:10,650
No, I have houses to show, bills to pay,
you know.
512
00:32:11,210 --> 00:32:12,310
Superwoman. I know.
513
00:32:14,010 --> 00:32:16,870
Why does that feel more like an
indictment than a compliment?
514
00:32:17,330 --> 00:32:19,890
No, I didn't mean it. No, no, I know
what you meant.
515
00:32:20,230 --> 00:32:22,190
I just, you know, maybe that's the
point.
516
00:32:23,510 --> 00:32:25,910
You just want Justin to have everything
other kids have.
517
00:32:26,540 --> 00:32:27,660
There's nothing wrong with that.
518
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:30,280
There could be.
519
00:32:31,220 --> 00:32:34,260
Maybe I'm pushing him too hard. Maybe
he's just trying to live up to my
520
00:32:34,260 --> 00:32:35,500
expectations. No.
521
00:32:58,250 --> 00:32:59,229
clear out the shed next?
522
00:32:59,230 --> 00:33:01,410
Nope. Shed is fine as it is.
523
00:33:01,770 --> 00:33:02,850
You're done for the day.
524
00:33:10,010 --> 00:33:11,310
What do you think's in the shed?
525
00:33:12,070 --> 00:33:13,210
How should I know?
526
00:33:13,710 --> 00:33:15,390
He has to be hiding something major.
527
00:33:16,030 --> 00:33:17,810
Why else would he be so weird about it?
528
00:33:18,990 --> 00:33:23,150
Maybe he is a mass murderer, and it's
dead bodies hanging from hooks.
529
00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:26,430
Go to sleep, Justin.
530
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:37,680
What now?
531
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,080
You lose a sock?
532
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:44,240
Boombox batteries go dead? Or did you
just sprout your first zit?
533
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,480
Whoa. Some ziti woke up on the wrong
side of his bed.
534
00:33:48,980 --> 00:33:52,720
Now will you try listening to an
ungrateful creature complain about his
535
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:56,020
while the world is run amok with war,
famine, and injustice?
536
00:33:56,700 --> 00:33:58,840
Maybe you should do something about
those things, too.
537
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,100
Your marshmallow's on fire.
538
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:13,480
In my line of work, you gotta burn one
every once in a while. You know what I
539
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:14,480
mean.
540
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,020
So what's on your mind?
541
00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:24,380
I guess I always thought there was some
kind of plan.
542
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,659
Some rhyme or reason for things.
543
00:34:26,980 --> 00:34:30,480
You know, if I believed hard enough,
things would work out.
544
00:34:31,219 --> 00:34:32,540
What makes you think there's not?
545
00:34:33,219 --> 00:34:37,060
What possible reason could you have for
me to be stuck working at Old Man Vic's?
546
00:34:37,219 --> 00:34:38,219
I mean...
547
00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:40,790
I've defended you numerous times against
the chaos theory.
548
00:34:41,969 --> 00:34:42,868
Thank you.
549
00:34:42,870 --> 00:34:43,870
But it's getting tougher.
550
00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:45,850
You've got to give me something to work
with.
551
00:34:50,489 --> 00:34:51,489
Mark Moore?
552
00:35:08,430 --> 00:35:09,368
Hot day.
553
00:35:09,370 --> 00:35:10,930
Thought you could use a snack.
554
00:35:11,250 --> 00:35:12,250
Thanks.
555
00:35:24,830 --> 00:35:29,030
They might could use a little soaking. I
had them sitting around to spell.
556
00:35:30,310 --> 00:35:32,890
Spell? How do you spell petrified?
557
00:35:33,390 --> 00:35:34,870
You're a hard worker.
558
00:35:37,610 --> 00:35:39,950
I thought you'd be full of excuses.
559
00:35:41,410 --> 00:35:44,990
I guess it's not easy being stuck in
that wheelchair all day.
560
00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:47,170
I don't know. What's it like walking?
561
00:35:49,450 --> 00:35:50,510
What's wrong with you?
562
00:35:51,170 --> 00:35:52,170
Cerebral palsy?
563
00:35:52,190 --> 00:35:54,430
I knew a kid like that one time.
564
00:35:54,850 --> 00:35:55,850
Spina bifida.
565
00:35:56,110 --> 00:35:57,130
Spina bifida.
566
00:35:58,070 --> 00:35:59,350
That some kind of disease?
567
00:36:00,130 --> 00:36:01,130
Birth defect.
568
00:36:01,290 --> 00:36:02,470
It's a spinal cord thing.
569
00:36:02,890 --> 00:36:06,890
My nerves won't work my legs, and the
water won't drain up my brain. You
570
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,260
I have a plastic shunt on my head.
571
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:12,300
And if it doesn't drain, it's adios,
sayonara, cashing in chocolate chips.
572
00:36:12,780 --> 00:36:13,780
Hmm.
573
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,120
That don't scare you?
574
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:19,420
I take an existential point of view that
life and death are just arbitrary
575
00:36:19,420 --> 00:36:20,420
states of being.
576
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:23,640
You put me on, right?
577
00:36:24,260 --> 00:36:25,560
I memorized that once.
578
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,660
Because I get asked so often.
579
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:31,920
That's a good one.
580
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:34,360
You're quite a kid.
581
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,340
I got some errands to run.
582
00:36:40,060 --> 00:36:43,380
Now, can I trust you to handle things
here by yourself for a while?
583
00:36:43,700 --> 00:36:45,260
Sure. Alright.
584
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,480
The Motherlode!
585
00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:54,780
So Bucks Derby.
586
00:39:03,980 --> 00:39:04,980
Get out!
587
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,380
I warned you to stay away.
588
00:39:10,780 --> 00:39:12,480
I want you off my property.
589
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,260
But I was just... Now!
590
00:39:21,220 --> 00:39:27,180
I've got an idea.
591
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:32,900
How about we take turns telling each
other about our days?
592
00:39:33,950 --> 00:39:34,950
great idea.
593
00:39:35,810 --> 00:39:38,590
Yeah. Mom, didn't you just show some
houses?
594
00:39:38,950 --> 00:39:41,870
I was thinking about more unusual
things.
595
00:39:42,390 --> 00:39:46,170
Dad, didn't your college department just
get a research grant? Something about
596
00:39:46,170 --> 00:39:48,090
using fruit flies for genetic coding?
597
00:39:48,370 --> 00:39:49,750
Yeah, but it's kind of technical.
598
00:39:49,990 --> 00:39:51,150
Technical is good.
599
00:39:51,510 --> 00:39:53,690
And don't leave out any details.
600
00:39:54,210 --> 00:39:57,330
Well, the genetic code is quite
complicated. I want to race soapbox
601
00:39:59,450 --> 00:40:02,970
So much for subtlety. It's the coolest
thing in the universe.
602
00:40:03,530 --> 00:40:07,290
And it's finally something I can do. No
problem. And if you say yes, I promise
603
00:40:07,290 --> 00:40:09,370
I'll never ask you for anything ever
again.
604
00:40:16,350 --> 00:40:17,370
Sure, why not?
605
00:40:18,510 --> 00:40:19,510
Really?
606
00:40:20,090 --> 00:40:24,230
Well, we have to first check it out to
make sure it's safe, but... No family
607
00:40:24,230 --> 00:40:25,630
court? No third degree?
608
00:40:26,110 --> 00:40:28,450
Parents! Just when you think you have
them pegged.
609
00:40:28,670 --> 00:40:30,710
Where did you get the soapbox derby idea
anyway?
610
00:40:32,230 --> 00:40:33,230
Uh...
611
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,340
Vic, sort of. That's great. Vic will
show us the ropes.
612
00:40:36,980 --> 00:40:41,640
Sure. Or we can figure out the ropes on
our own. Why? We're busy.
613
00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:45,780
And Vic could stand some human contact.
We could kill two birds with one stone.
614
00:40:46,540 --> 00:40:48,780
Kill being the operative word.
615
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:50,540
Perfect. Yeah.
616
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:51,920
Perfect.
617
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:56,040
Justin, you can race the dishes in.
Seth, you can wash and dry.
618
00:40:56,820 --> 00:40:58,220
You know what I'm in the mood for?
619
00:40:58,500 --> 00:40:59,500
What's that?
620
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:00,640
Strawberries.
621
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:05,980
Why would they keep strawberries in the
bedroom?
622
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,340
Believe me, you don't want to know.
623
00:41:12,620 --> 00:41:14,060
Doesn't that stuff taste nasty?
624
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:15,880
Oh, it's all right.
625
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,040
How come you keep getting stomach aches?
626
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:23,440
I don't know.
627
00:41:23,700 --> 00:41:24,700
Pressure.
628
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,940
Pressure? What pressure?
629
00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:28,240
It's the summer.
630
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:29,800
You're 14 years old.
631
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:31,080
I don't know.
632
00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:32,600
Things like baseball.
633
00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:35,580
Really? Playing baseball stresses you
out?
634
00:41:37,260 --> 00:41:38,800
No, Justin, not baseball.
635
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,520
Things like it. Like what kind of
things?
636
00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:44,580
Like none of your business things.
637
00:41:50,700 --> 00:41:57,460
Is that what you wanted to work?
638
00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:59,120
Dress for success.
639
00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:02,320
Can I bring some of these over to Vic?
640
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,480
Sure. About this soap thing.
641
00:42:07,060 --> 00:42:08,060
Soap box.
642
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:09,600
Hmm? Soap box.
643
00:42:10,140 --> 00:42:13,280
Oh, yeah. Um, you don't have to, you
know.
644
00:42:13,660 --> 00:42:15,880
I mean, I'm okay either way.
645
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,160
You know.
646
00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:20,500
Justin.
647
00:42:25,620 --> 00:42:26,620
What do you want?
648
00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:28,500
To apologize.
649
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:32,440
I'm sorry for sneaking in your shed.
650
00:42:33,260 --> 00:42:34,260
I had no right.
651
00:42:37,540 --> 00:42:38,600
What's done is done.
652
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:44,360
Is there something else?
653
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:48,060
I want you to teach me about soapbox
racing.
654
00:42:49,540 --> 00:42:51,380
No. Why not?
655
00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:52,720
Why should I?
656
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,420
Because you're the only one that can.
657
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:59,280
And because this might be the only
chance I ever have to be good at
658
00:43:00,820 --> 00:43:02,380
You don't know what you're asking.
659
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,880
All I'm asking... asking is for you to
help me get started.
660
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:07,480
Will you?
661
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,080
I'll think about it.
662
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,900
And that's the best I can do. Go on
home.
663
00:43:14,420 --> 00:43:15,420
Hey, hey.
664
00:43:16,020 --> 00:43:17,020
You can leave the cookies.
665
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,200
This is just a practice run, but you can
get the gist.
666
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:38,920
No, I mean, that's all you have to do?
667
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:41,920
Sit in a pretend car and roll down a
hill?
668
00:43:42,260 --> 00:43:43,260
He has fear.
669
00:43:43,900 --> 00:43:46,560
Yeah, well, so does a kid in a tricycle.
At least he's pedaling.
670
00:43:46,860 --> 00:43:49,100
So Fox Derby isn't a sport, it's
gravity.
671
00:43:49,340 --> 00:43:50,178
Shut up, Seth.
672
00:43:50,180 --> 00:43:51,980
Come on, let's check out the pits.
673
00:43:52,260 --> 00:43:54,120
I mean, who did he put on the posters?
674
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:55,320
Sir Isaac Newton.
675
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:58,360
Seth, tell Seth he's not funny. Seth,
you're not funny.
676
00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:00,340
So what makes this competitive?
677
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:02,620
Well, the students will run.
678
00:44:03,230 --> 00:44:06,710
Every tiny swerve creates friction,
which wastes precious time.
679
00:44:06,970 --> 00:44:12,070
The best drivers learn to check the
bumps and rolls in a road just like a
680
00:44:12,070 --> 00:44:13,029
golfing green.
681
00:44:13,030 --> 00:44:14,290
Why are they weighing the cars?
682
00:44:14,710 --> 00:44:15,910
Keep things fair.
683
00:44:16,170 --> 00:44:19,750
Total weight of the car plus driver must
be exactly the same thing.
684
00:44:20,370 --> 00:44:21,590
How much do you weigh?
685
00:44:21,810 --> 00:44:22,810
72 pounds.
686
00:44:23,250 --> 00:44:27,510
Eh, it's not good for football, but it's
an advantage for a soapbox derby
687
00:44:27,510 --> 00:44:28,530
driver. Why?
688
00:44:29,070 --> 00:44:33,630
Well... Each car and driver must weigh
exactly 250 pounds.
689
00:44:34,370 --> 00:44:39,430
Typical car weighs 80 pounds, add his
70, gives you about 100 pounds of
690
00:44:39,430 --> 00:44:40,430
to play around with.
691
00:44:41,070 --> 00:44:42,070
Play around with?
692
00:44:42,390 --> 00:44:47,710
Yeah, where you place the metal weights
in these cars can help shave off a
693
00:44:47,710 --> 00:44:49,010
couple of hundredths of a second.
694
00:44:49,550 --> 00:44:51,530
Yeah, but how much difference could it
make?
695
00:44:51,890 --> 00:44:57,150
Well, a lot when the average margin of
victory is less than a tenth of a
696
00:44:59,310 --> 00:45:01,550
These are the tricks you learn as you go
along.
697
00:45:02,070 --> 00:45:06,070
You know, some people swear that a black
nose cone will help make the car go
698
00:45:06,070 --> 00:45:07,070
faster.
699
00:45:08,530 --> 00:45:12,010
Looking at somebody else's car is a
definite no -no.
700
00:45:12,870 --> 00:45:16,850
You know, I'd like to check out this...
Nice
701
00:45:16,850 --> 00:45:22,750
car. I'm not allowed to talk to the
other drivers.
702
00:45:23,050 --> 00:45:24,050
I'm not a driver.
703
00:45:25,990 --> 00:45:26,990
I guess not.
704
00:45:27,190 --> 00:45:28,610
Well, at least not yet.
705
00:45:29,020 --> 00:45:30,020
But I'm going to be.
706
00:45:30,660 --> 00:45:32,280
Really? Good luck.
707
00:45:32,540 --> 00:45:33,540
Thanks.
708
00:45:33,900 --> 00:45:37,240
So, do you have any special advice, you
know, on how to win?
709
00:45:37,740 --> 00:45:40,300
Yeah. Don't get matched up against me.
710
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,620
What's with that?
711
00:45:47,300 --> 00:45:51,800
They're keeping the ball burns warm by
spinning the wheels. Saves a millisecond
712
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,260
in time. Some races allow it, some
don't.
713
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:55,519
Eat well.
714
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:56,780
Drive it. Are you ready?
715
00:45:57,210 --> 00:45:58,390
Can we go check out the finish line?
716
00:45:58,590 --> 00:45:59,950
Yeah. I'll walk him down.
717
00:46:01,830 --> 00:46:03,530
What a bunch of losers, huh, Dad?
718
00:46:03,770 --> 00:46:05,050
This is great. We're going to have fun.
719
00:46:06,330 --> 00:46:07,330
Dad.
720
00:46:07,750 --> 00:46:08,750
Dad.
721
00:46:09,730 --> 00:46:10,730
Whoa!
722
00:46:13,310 --> 00:46:14,590
This is so cool!
723
00:46:15,170 --> 00:46:16,170
What do we do next?
724
00:46:16,490 --> 00:46:17,490
What do you mean, we?
725
00:46:17,650 --> 00:46:18,650
You.
726
00:46:18,790 --> 00:46:22,070
But... Hey, I kept my promise. I got you
started.
727
00:46:22,450 --> 00:46:24,850
I don't just want to start. I want to
win.
728
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:27,280
You have to win.
729
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,260
I can't do this.
730
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:31,160
Not again.
731
00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:32,720
Why?
732
00:46:32,980 --> 00:46:33,980
It's personal.
733
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,460
This has something to do with your
daughter, right?
734
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,780
That was her racer in the shed.
735
00:46:39,020 --> 00:46:40,020
That's none of your business.
736
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:41,480
Why? Why can't you just tell me?
737
00:46:41,700 --> 00:46:43,100
I can't because I can't.
738
00:46:43,940 --> 00:46:46,400
Look, kid, I'm telling you the way life
is.
739
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,560
I won't help you because I can't.
740
00:46:49,340 --> 00:46:51,900
Will you just go on and let me be,
please?
741
00:46:53,460 --> 00:46:54,460
Let me be.
742
00:47:00,330 --> 00:47:04,150
There's supposed to be four of them. No,
but what is he? It's a lock nut.
743
00:47:04,490 --> 00:47:05,930
What does he need a lock nut for?
744
00:47:08,890 --> 00:47:11,730
I won't lie to you. Building a racer
isn't easy.
745
00:47:13,650 --> 00:47:20,010
It's sort of a cross between the
Manhattan Fragics, the Three Stooges,
746
00:47:20,010 --> 00:47:21,010
Titanic.
747
00:47:48,970 --> 00:47:49,970
Turn right.
748
00:47:50,430 --> 00:47:51,430
Turn left.
749
00:47:52,490 --> 00:47:53,490
Turn right.
750
00:47:53,970 --> 00:47:54,970
Turn left.
751
00:47:55,710 --> 00:47:56,710
It works.
752
00:47:57,670 --> 00:47:58,670
What's next?
753
00:47:58,830 --> 00:47:59,950
The rear axle.
754
00:48:01,010 --> 00:48:04,370
I was, uh, just returning your cookie
tin.
755
00:48:05,130 --> 00:48:06,730
You can stay if you want to.
756
00:48:06,970 --> 00:48:07,970
Yeah, we could use your help.
757
00:48:08,770 --> 00:48:11,230
No, I can't. I've got things to do.
758
00:48:13,770 --> 00:48:17,410
Oh, okay. Uh, well, rear axle. This time
you drill, okay? Okay.
759
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:19,740
Hey, what you doing?
760
00:48:20,340 --> 00:48:23,180
You can't drill holes till you check for
squares.
761
00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:27,120
But the instructions didn't say that.
The instructions for slackers are
762
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:32,260
wannabes. If you don't square the axle,
your car will be in a constant bind.
763
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:35,280
You'll find yourself looking at your
opponent's backside.
764
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:39,600
Here.
765
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:44,500
Let me show you how.
766
00:49:08,940 --> 00:49:09,940
Care to talk about it?
767
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,560
Suddenly Dad can postpone all his
painting jobs?
768
00:49:14,980 --> 00:49:15,980
Stinks, Mom.
769
00:49:17,860 --> 00:49:21,460
Honey, you've been winning championships
forever.
770
00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:24,020
Baseball, basketball, soccer.
771
00:49:24,860 --> 00:49:27,340
And this is your brother's opportunity
to shine.
772
00:49:27,660 --> 00:49:28,660
What if he doesn't win?
773
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:31,780
We don't expect Justin to win.
774
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:33,600
Just to have fun.
775
00:49:35,460 --> 00:49:37,640
You can understand that, can't you?
776
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,060
What, not working on the racer?
777
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:51,280
Actually, I am.
778
00:49:51,900 --> 00:49:54,240
Oh. But maybe you can help me with this.
779
00:49:54,900 --> 00:49:58,420
Since Justin can't use the standard foot
brake to stop this thing, I have to
780
00:49:58,420 --> 00:50:01,240
figure out a way for him to stop his
car.
781
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:03,320
Any ideas?
782
00:50:05,620 --> 00:50:06,620
Dynamite?
783
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:10,120
That could work. It might be a little
messy, though.
784
00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:13,800
Dad, you don't have to work tonight,
right?
785
00:50:14,260 --> 00:50:16,760
Right. So you're coming to my game no
problem?
786
00:50:17,290 --> 00:50:18,290
No problem.
787
00:50:19,390 --> 00:50:21,790
Dad, this is big.
788
00:50:22,450 --> 00:50:25,670
Both teams are undefeated, and I'm
pitching. I really want you to come.
789
00:50:26,030 --> 00:50:28,310
I promise I'll be there, okay? I
promise.
790
00:50:29,670 --> 00:50:30,669
Johnson's are here.
791
00:50:30,670 --> 00:50:31,670
You guys ready to go?
792
00:50:31,990 --> 00:50:33,950
You take the boys. I'll bring the van,
okay?
793
00:50:37,590 --> 00:50:40,750
Honey. Look, if I don't figure out this
break thing, Justin's going to miss his
794
00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:41,729
first race.
795
00:50:41,730 --> 00:50:42,770
He's counting on me.
796
00:50:43,390 --> 00:50:44,390
So is Seth.
797
00:50:45,580 --> 00:50:46,980
Okay, I'll be there. Scouts on her,
okay?
798
00:50:48,140 --> 00:50:49,140
Huh?
799
00:50:51,980 --> 00:50:52,980
Go, Seth!
800
00:50:53,420 --> 00:50:54,760
Get out of here!
801
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:56,200
Hit a big one!
802
00:50:56,460 --> 00:50:57,700
Make it a rounder!
803
00:50:58,180 --> 00:50:59,460
Go, Seth!
804
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:00,680
Mom,
805
00:51:01,260 --> 00:51:02,300
it's just batting practice.
806
00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:03,900
Saves him for the game.
807
00:51:04,180 --> 00:51:05,320
Can't. Yell him for two.
808
00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:06,720
Shoot it off!
809
00:51:26,060 --> 00:51:27,060
That's it.
810
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:44,880
That should be tight enough.
811
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:47,340
That'll work.
812
00:51:48,620 --> 00:51:51,040
I dub thee the Justin Break.
813
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:55,520
Now, just high -five. Yeah.
814
00:51:56,900 --> 00:51:57,920
That's the whole run.
815
00:52:33,230 --> 00:52:34,230
Where's Seth?
816
00:52:34,510 --> 00:52:35,510
Garage.
817
00:52:36,830 --> 00:52:37,970
You think I should go out there?
818
00:52:38,910 --> 00:52:42,590
I think you should explain why you
missed another one of his games, because
819
00:52:42,590 --> 00:52:43,590
knows I can't.
820
00:52:45,230 --> 00:52:47,330
By the way, he pitched a no -hitter.
821
00:53:24,839 --> 00:53:28,780
Congratulations. You know, I don't know
what would be harder, being a kid in a
822
00:53:28,780 --> 00:53:32,320
wheelchair or being that kid's brother.
823
00:53:46,830 --> 00:53:53,830
You know, when your mom and I got
married, I had this dream that
824
00:53:53,830 --> 00:53:58,310
I would have a family that did all the
things that I loved to do when I was a
825
00:53:58,310 --> 00:53:59,310
child.
826
00:54:00,370 --> 00:54:04,570
Playing ball, riding bikes, hiking down
to the Grand Canyon.
827
00:54:08,890 --> 00:54:11,250
But everything changed the day Justin
was born.
828
00:54:14,390 --> 00:54:16,070
Well, not everything.
829
00:54:17,230 --> 00:54:22,250
I still want to be the greatest dad in
the whole universe, but it was all new
830
00:54:22,250 --> 00:54:23,250
territory to me.
831
00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:33,590
And when it came to sports, I don't
know.
832
00:54:35,990 --> 00:54:41,770
Something deep inside of me said that if
I couldn't cheer for both of my sons,
833
00:54:42,010 --> 00:54:44,750
I shouldn't cheer for either.
834
00:54:54,060 --> 00:54:56,060
So basically it all comes down to the
same old thing.
835
00:54:57,460 --> 00:54:59,260
You miss my games because of Justin.
836
00:55:18,340 --> 00:55:19,340
All clear?
837
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:20,560
Ready, Justin?
838
00:55:21,620 --> 00:55:22,620
Let's do it.
839
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:28,400
One!
840
00:56:16,970 --> 00:56:18,870
his entire life in a wheelchair and not
be able to steer.
841
00:56:19,110 --> 00:56:20,350
Myron, he feels bad enough.
842
00:56:20,630 --> 00:56:22,830
No wonder he can't steer.
843
00:56:23,310 --> 00:56:24,770
Harness wires got crossed.
844
00:56:26,650 --> 00:56:30,950
You turn the steering wheel to the left,
the wheels go right.
845
00:56:31,370 --> 00:56:32,370
What could that be?
846
00:56:37,270 --> 00:56:38,490
You did it!
847
00:56:39,310 --> 00:56:40,310
Did what?
848
00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:45,180
I didn't touch your stupid racer,
Justin.
849
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:46,880
Yes, you did. You made me wreck.
850
00:56:47,220 --> 00:56:49,020
You wrecked. It was your own fault.
851
00:56:49,260 --> 00:56:53,520
Matt, Justin, why would he mess up your
racer? Because he's jealous that Dad
852
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:56,160
helped me build it. Oh, that is such a
crock.
853
00:56:56,720 --> 00:56:57,900
You're afraid I'll win.
854
00:56:58,540 --> 00:56:59,940
You couldn't win if you wanted.
855
00:57:00,220 --> 00:57:01,220
Says who?
856
00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:04,860
Everybody. Mom and Dad are only going
along because they feel sorry for you.
857
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:08,080
Yeah? I may be crippled. At least I'm
not crazy.
858
00:57:09,620 --> 00:57:11,100
I'm not crazy. No?
859
00:57:11,790 --> 00:57:12,790
Then how can we see a shrink?
860
00:57:15,370 --> 00:57:16,328
That's right.
861
00:57:16,330 --> 00:57:21,330
My brother, the Big Shot, nuts, cuckoo,
completely wacko.
862
00:57:21,650 --> 00:57:22,509
That's one.
863
00:57:22,510 --> 00:57:25,410
Go on, Big Shot, hit me. Just once.
864
00:57:25,850 --> 00:57:28,730
Just once. I wish I could beat you up
like a regular brother.
865
00:57:29,010 --> 00:57:30,570
But I can't because you're special.
866
00:57:30,890 --> 00:57:31,729
Am not.
867
00:57:31,730 --> 00:57:34,770
Because of you, we can't go on vacations
like real families.
868
00:57:35,070 --> 00:57:36,670
Because of you, we're always broke.
869
00:57:37,010 --> 00:57:37,669
Shut up.
870
00:57:37,670 --> 00:57:39,210
You want to know why I go to therapy,
Justin?
871
00:57:39,900 --> 00:57:41,340
Because I'm sick of all the hassle.
872
00:57:41,580 --> 00:57:42,740
And I'm sick of you.
873
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:44,060
So get a lobotomy.
874
00:57:44,260 --> 00:57:46,240
I hate you. I wish you were dead.
875
00:57:48,100 --> 00:57:49,100
Beth.
876
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,000
All right.
877
00:57:54,060 --> 00:57:56,340
So Seth is never going to speak to me
again.
878
00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:58,660
At least there's somebody I can talk to.
879
00:58:23,470 --> 00:58:24,910
I feel even worse about what I said to
Seth.
880
00:58:25,330 --> 00:58:28,510
How was I supposed to know Dad crossed
the harness wires by accident?
881
00:58:28,770 --> 00:58:29,770
No.
882
00:58:31,250 --> 00:58:33,530
There's nothing like being wrong to
shake a guy's confidence.
883
00:58:33,830 --> 00:58:34,830
Oh, man.
884
00:58:37,230 --> 00:58:38,250
I love you.
885
00:58:38,750 --> 00:58:42,490
I love you. Come on, now.
886
00:58:42,770 --> 00:58:43,770
Focus.
887
00:58:44,930 --> 00:58:48,710
All right, now. This is not a disco, so
don't be moving in there and dancing.
888
00:59:05,580 --> 00:59:06,580
to make directions.
889
00:59:57,930 --> 00:59:58,930
So much more.
890
01:01:05,339 --> 01:01:06,339
All right.
891
01:01:07,660 --> 01:01:09,740
This is it. I can feel it.
892
01:01:10,300 --> 01:01:13,840
You realize if we win today that we
qualify for the Nationals in Akron,
893
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:14,840
you? Mm -hmm.
894
01:01:15,580 --> 01:01:18,440
You know, I think it's really great that
you're into this soapbox thing.
895
01:01:19,660 --> 01:01:21,060
What? Do I hear a butt coming?
896
01:01:21,300 --> 01:01:23,560
But I think your expectations might be
too...
897
01:01:23,930 --> 01:01:24,930
Too high.
898
01:01:25,230 --> 01:01:27,970
It would be great. Vick has showed me a
better way to place the weights. Whoa,
899
01:01:27,970 --> 01:01:28,609
whoa, whoa.
900
01:01:28,610 --> 01:01:29,610
Reality check.
901
01:01:29,650 --> 01:01:31,190
Justin is the one racing, not you.
902
01:01:31,450 --> 01:01:33,290
I know. I'm just excited for him, that's
all.
903
01:01:33,810 --> 01:01:34,810
Even if he loses?
904
01:01:34,950 --> 01:01:35,928
He won't.
905
01:01:35,930 --> 01:01:36,930
But what if he does?
906
01:01:38,830 --> 01:01:40,450
It's not a big deal. It's just his first
year.
907
01:01:41,410 --> 01:01:42,830
And I don't want it to be his last.
908
01:01:43,310 --> 01:01:45,110
This could be a very good thing for
Justin.
909
01:01:45,530 --> 01:01:46,710
Or it could be very bad.
910
01:01:48,350 --> 01:01:49,610
I'll behave, I promise, okay?
911
01:02:01,710 --> 01:02:02,710
I'm in the finals.
912
01:02:03,170 --> 01:02:05,530
And in total, absolute agony.
913
01:02:08,170 --> 01:02:11,890
The one way I deal with pain is to focus
my mind on something else.
914
01:02:13,190 --> 01:02:14,190
Proceed.
915
01:02:14,410 --> 01:02:15,410
Proceed.
916
01:02:15,870 --> 01:02:17,210
Proceed. That's it. Stay focused.
917
01:02:17,910 --> 01:02:18,910
See if you can do it.
918
01:02:19,810 --> 01:02:20,810
Are you all right?
919
01:02:21,210 --> 01:02:24,210
Yes. Except for the fact that my brain's
about to explode.
920
01:04:17,689 --> 01:04:19,290
What could be taking so long?
921
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:32,660
They drained the fluid. He's stable, but
his shunt has to be replaced again.
922
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:34,340
He's going to be all right, though.
923
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:36,880
He got here just in time.
924
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:43,780
What I can't figure out is how, after
all these operations, Justin could
925
01:04:43,780 --> 01:04:45,820
the signs that his shunt was
malfunctioning.
926
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:10,680
Hello, Justin.
927
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:13,580
So this is it. I bit the bullet.
928
01:05:13,780 --> 01:05:15,700
Went to the big derby in the sky.
929
01:05:16,020 --> 01:05:17,020
God?
930
01:05:17,180 --> 01:05:19,240
Uh, no.
931
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:24,220
Let's see, they call Richard Petty the
king, and Unser Sr.
932
01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:25,420
is Big Al.
933
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:27,400
Earnhardt's the intimidator, but me?
934
01:05:29,100 --> 01:05:30,680
Most folks just call me Bobby.
935
01:05:31,540 --> 01:05:34,820
Bobby? Wait, it's really you?
936
01:05:35,860 --> 01:05:37,220
Then this isn't heaven.
937
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:41,580
Nope. No, although I do think the TV has
a video game hookup.
938
01:05:42,420 --> 01:05:43,700
How did you know my name?
939
01:05:44,460 --> 01:05:46,860
Well, Vic Sautter gave me a call.
940
01:05:47,420 --> 01:05:48,420
You know Vic?
941
01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:49,500
Oh, yeah. He's a mechanic.
942
01:05:49,940 --> 01:05:51,880
He worked on my race car once upon a
time.
943
01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:53,098
No kidding.
944
01:05:53,100 --> 01:05:54,100
Mine, too.
945
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:55,120
Oh, yeah?
946
01:05:55,920 --> 01:06:00,860
Say, you think I could ask you
something, driver to driver?
947
01:06:01,740 --> 01:06:05,140
Shoot. You see, lately I've been having
trouble on the straightaways.
948
01:06:05,580 --> 01:06:07,420
Vic says you're a natural, so...
949
01:06:07,790 --> 01:06:08,790
You got any tips?
950
01:06:10,350 --> 01:06:14,410
Well, the main thing is, you really have
to focus.
951
01:06:16,370 --> 01:06:17,370
Focus, huh?
952
01:06:21,010 --> 01:06:24,930
You mean, uh, like this?
953
01:06:26,010 --> 01:06:27,850
No, you're gripping too hard.
954
01:06:28,890 --> 01:06:30,490
It's more like shaking hands.
955
01:06:30,830 --> 01:06:32,670
Like you and the car are best friends.
956
01:06:33,730 --> 01:06:36,150
Ah. Yeah, that's much better.
957
01:06:36,850 --> 01:06:38,840
Now. I have a couple questions for you.
958
01:06:39,900 --> 01:06:40,900
Go ahead.
959
01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:42,720
Hello, you've reached the Yoders.
960
01:06:42,940 --> 01:06:44,900
Please leave a message at the sound of
the beep.
961
01:06:46,020 --> 01:06:50,680
Hello, this is Randall Trey from the All
-American Soapbox Derby Association.
962
01:06:51,420 --> 01:06:52,420
Yoder residence.
963
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:53,519
Is this Justin?
964
01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:54,640
No, this is his older brother.
965
01:06:54,860 --> 01:06:55,859
Can I help you?
966
01:06:55,860 --> 01:06:59,020
Well, yes, maybe you could deliver a
message to your brother for me.
967
01:07:01,020 --> 01:07:04,940
Hey, my man. You awake?
968
01:07:05,660 --> 01:07:06,660
No big deal.
969
01:07:07,020 --> 01:07:08,020
Operation number 25.
970
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:10,400
Mom.
971
01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:11,920
So what's the news?
972
01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:15,000
Well, the doctor says you're good as
new. Maybe even better.
973
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:16,980
I meant to race. Did I win?
974
01:07:18,040 --> 01:07:20,240
You had him for the first 943 feet.
975
01:07:22,100 --> 01:07:23,320
I guess there's next year.
976
01:07:23,660 --> 01:07:26,720
Yeah, well, if we're going to race
again, we have to have a couple rules.
977
01:07:27,380 --> 01:07:28,380
First being safety.
978
01:07:29,260 --> 01:07:31,380
From now on, if your head hurts, you
have to come tell us.
979
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:33,080
Is that a deal?
980
01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:36,220
Deal. And if you do race...
981
01:07:36,799 --> 01:07:38,400
It's because it's something you want to
do.
982
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:40,500
Your mom and I are going to be proud of
you no matter what.
983
01:07:41,580 --> 01:07:43,740
Racing is the best thing that's ever
happened to me.
984
01:07:44,020 --> 01:07:45,400
I was so close.
985
01:07:46,420 --> 01:07:48,960
And with the tips Bobby Wade gave me,
I'd be a lock.
986
01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:52,460
Bobby Wade gave you tips?
987
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:54,180
Yeah, he was just here.
988
01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:56,880
See, this is what worries me.
989
01:07:57,200 --> 01:08:00,440
You know, you haven't been yourself
since this whole thing started. You've
990
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:02,100
sneaking around, telling stories.
991
01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:03,480
Really, he was just here.
992
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:05,860
He even took my bedpan for good luck.
993
01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:08,040
Your bedpan.
994
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:10,820
Which reminds me.
995
01:08:11,700 --> 01:08:12,800
Could you call the nurse?
996
01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:17,720
Hey.
997
01:08:18,100 --> 01:08:19,560
Hey, bro, welcome.
998
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:21,760
Hey. Anything happen while we're gone?
999
01:08:22,220 --> 01:08:23,939
Uh, no. No messages, huh?
1000
01:08:24,140 --> 01:08:26,840
The climbers were supposed to let me
know if I started in the house this
1001
01:08:27,100 --> 01:08:28,100
No.
1002
01:08:30,020 --> 01:08:31,020
Uh, hello.
1003
01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:34,800
This is Randall Gray from the All
-American Soap. Uh, that's nothing.
1004
01:08:35,450 --> 01:08:37,930
They, uh, just called to wish Justin
well.
1005
01:08:38,729 --> 01:08:39,830
Well, let's let him hear it.
1006
01:08:42,130 --> 01:08:43,870
The kid who beat Justin had to drop out.
1007
01:08:44,670 --> 01:08:46,130
They want Justin to take his place.
1008
01:08:46,670 --> 01:08:49,229
Yes! You mean I'm going to Nashville?
1009
01:08:51,649 --> 01:08:52,649
Yes,
1010
01:08:54,529 --> 01:08:57,189
you're going, buddy, you're going. I
can't believe you guys are going to let
1011
01:08:57,189 --> 01:08:58,089
race again.
1012
01:08:58,090 --> 01:08:59,090
Why not?
1013
01:08:59,189 --> 01:09:00,189
What are you, dense?
1014
01:09:01,050 --> 01:09:02,050
Look, Seth.
1015
01:09:02,670 --> 01:09:05,370
I've been really patient with you the
last two weeks. Oh, great. Another
1016
01:09:05,370 --> 01:09:06,390
stinking lecture.
1017
01:09:08,029 --> 01:09:09,029
I'll handle this.
1018
01:09:13,990 --> 01:09:15,210
Seth, what's going on?
1019
01:09:15,569 --> 01:09:17,590
I don't want to talk about it. Well, I
do.
1020
01:09:18,050 --> 01:09:19,970
This family has a problem. We work
things out.
1021
01:09:24,350 --> 01:09:27,890
Why can't you let Justin have this one
thing? Why do you have to be so selfish?
1022
01:09:28,170 --> 01:09:29,510
Fine, then let him crash again.
1023
01:09:34,859 --> 01:09:37,880
It was a one -time accident. The doctor
says he's going to be okay.
1024
01:09:38,140 --> 01:09:41,040
Am I the only one who cares, who's
afraid he's going to die?
1025
01:09:50,140 --> 01:09:51,680
We all care.
1026
01:09:52,439 --> 01:09:56,060
Okay, that's why we want Justin to get
to do what other kids get to do.
1027
01:09:56,980 --> 01:09:58,960
We'd never let him do anything that was
that dangerous.
1028
01:09:59,900 --> 01:10:00,900
You know that.
1029
01:10:01,580 --> 01:10:03,680
But, Justin, everything is dangerous.
1030
01:10:04,930 --> 01:10:08,330
He was a baby. I couldn't even hold him
because it wasn't safe.
1031
01:10:10,590 --> 01:10:13,790
Now every time he goes to the hospital,
I don't know if he's ever coming back.
1032
01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:38,160
Oh, he's late.
1033
01:10:38,860 --> 01:10:39,880
How about that?
1034
01:10:40,100 --> 01:10:41,760
We're the ones on time.
1035
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:46,260
Whoa, check it out.
1036
01:10:49,580 --> 01:10:52,480
I figured every convoy needs a peace
car.
1037
01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:07,400
I should have done this a long time ago.
1038
01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:10,020
What happened to the pothole?
1039
01:11:11,140 --> 01:11:13,240
Well, I guess you showed me a way around
it.
1040
01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:15,620
You were right about to share.
1041
01:11:16,620 --> 01:11:19,600
That bracelet belonged to my daughter
Becca before she died.
1042
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:21,400
What happened to her?
1043
01:11:21,700 --> 01:11:22,700
Swimming accident.
1044
01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:25,020
Week before nationals.
1045
01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:28,100
My wife died a year later.
1046
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:32,600
Doctor said it was this and that, but I
knew it was a broken heart.
1047
01:11:34,890 --> 01:11:37,630
I wanted to die, but I just didn't have
the courage.
1048
01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:42,850
Just crawled up into a bowl and forgot
to care.
1049
01:11:44,710 --> 01:11:50,450
I was doing pretty good, too, till you
come busting into my garage.
1050
01:11:51,430 --> 01:11:52,430
I'm sorry.
1051
01:11:53,550 --> 01:11:55,750
Sorry was the best thing that could have
happened to me.
1052
01:11:55,970 --> 01:11:57,030
Really? Yeah.
1053
01:11:57,450 --> 01:12:03,810
Yeah, I got to know you, see what you go
through, how you just keep going.
1054
01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:07,620
You got me and the car back up and on
the road again.
1055
01:12:08,620 --> 01:12:12,480
So potholes, birds, doo -doo.
1056
01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:15,020
We're ready for anything.
1057
01:12:39,660 --> 01:12:40,660
Yeah, sure is.
1058
01:12:43,380 --> 01:12:44,380
Who's that?
1059
01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:47,100
Bill Goodman, three -time national
champion.
1060
01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:50,440
He's got a kid in his race. The alphabet
just went up.
1061
01:12:51,320 --> 01:12:52,320
Darn.
1062
01:12:59,820 --> 01:13:00,820
Ta -da!
1063
01:13:01,540 --> 01:13:02,660
New paint job, huh?
1064
01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:05,240
And I got these for everyone.
1065
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:10,800
I'm so pumped.
1066
01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:12,880
Pumped is good.
1067
01:13:13,060 --> 01:13:14,060
Realistic is better.
1068
01:13:14,180 --> 01:13:15,640
What? You don't think I can win?
1069
01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:17,720
We're just going up against some veteran
drivers.
1070
01:13:18,080 --> 01:13:19,400
Most of them backed by big money.
1071
01:13:20,340 --> 01:13:22,080
I have to win. I just have to.
1072
01:13:22,300 --> 01:13:23,660
That would be so amazing.
1073
01:13:24,420 --> 01:13:25,800
You already are amazing.
1074
01:13:26,820 --> 01:13:30,040
Justin Yoder, you're up for your
practice run in ten minutes.
1075
01:13:30,260 --> 01:13:33,080
Remember, you only get one trial heat,
so make it count.
1076
01:13:51,370 --> 01:13:53,610
I'll get you BBDs and a bunch. It's only
a trial run.
1077
01:13:57,470 --> 01:13:58,470
Who's the rookie?
1078
01:13:59,510 --> 01:14:00,510
Justin Yoder.
1079
01:14:03,610 --> 01:14:04,610
Kid's a cripple.
1080
01:14:04,930 --> 01:14:06,110
He's physically challenged.
1081
01:14:06,630 --> 01:14:07,630
Yeah?
1082
01:14:07,850 --> 01:14:10,810
If he drives like that tomorrow, you're
the one who's going to be challenged.
1083
01:14:10,850 --> 01:14:11,850
Come on.
1084
01:14:13,550 --> 01:14:14,550
Competition's unbelievable.
1085
01:14:16,030 --> 01:14:18,050
We're going to win this thing. We're
going to need an edge.
1086
01:14:18,830 --> 01:14:19,830
What do you have in mind?
1087
01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:21,360
You in the mood for some golf?
1088
01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:22,840
Golf?
1089
01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:31,260
Dad, what are you doing?
1090
01:14:31,860 --> 01:14:35,240
I didn't blow 20 grand on wind tunnel
testing to come in second.
1091
01:14:39,180 --> 01:14:40,180
Interesting.
1092
01:14:41,260 --> 01:14:42,260
Very interesting.
1093
01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:46,520
Alpha group to the omegas. Do you read
me?
1094
01:14:46,940 --> 01:14:47,799
Copy that.
1095
01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:48,800
What's your status?
1096
01:14:49,260 --> 01:14:50,420
We're ready. Let them rip.
1097
01:14:53,060 --> 01:14:55,640
Ready? One, two, three.
1098
01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:01,800
Lane two looks back.
1099
01:15:02,140 --> 01:15:05,660
I'll have to make adjustments. You see
how Lane one kind of slopes into halfway
1100
01:15:05,660 --> 01:15:06,660
point there.
1101
01:15:07,580 --> 01:15:08,760
Nothing stops now.
1102
01:15:30,410 --> 01:15:33,130
Here's the advice you gave him. I did. I
gave him a tip.
1103
01:16:08,890 --> 01:16:12,070
Yeah. It's been brought to our attention
that your car is equipped with a
1104
01:16:12,070 --> 01:16:13,770
handbrake. That's right.
1105
01:16:14,210 --> 01:16:17,570
Well, rules specify that only foot
brakes may be used.
1106
01:16:18,570 --> 01:16:22,610
But our son is paralyzed from the waist
down. He has to use a handbrake. Yes,
1107
01:16:22,630 --> 01:16:23,630
I'm aware of that.
1108
01:16:23,850 --> 01:16:27,290
But we have strict regulations on car
design.
1109
01:16:28,330 --> 01:16:29,330
So what are you saying?
1110
01:16:29,670 --> 01:16:31,710
That after all he's been through, he
can't race?
1111
01:16:32,850 --> 01:16:36,130
Well, uh... The rules committee is
prepared to give the matter special
1112
01:16:36,130 --> 01:16:42,950
consideration, but it's only fair to
warn you, the odds aren't good.
1113
01:16:46,130 --> 01:16:48,830
Don't let him get away with it, then.
That's why we need you there.
1114
01:16:49,470 --> 01:16:50,349
Where's Seth?
1115
01:16:50,350 --> 01:16:53,030
Well, something is bothering him, so I
told him he could stay.
1116
01:16:54,170 --> 01:16:55,170
Seth, then!
1117
01:16:59,170 --> 01:17:00,170
Happy now?
1118
01:17:01,690 --> 01:17:02,690
All I wanted.
1119
01:17:02,830 --> 01:17:05,650
We just want to know what it feels like
to be like you.
1120
01:17:14,290 --> 01:17:18,090
We have to be fair to the other racers
who worked hard and followed all the
1121
01:17:18,090 --> 01:17:19,090
rules to get here.
1122
01:17:19,170 --> 01:17:22,690
Racers don't use their brakes until
after they cross the finish line. But
1123
01:17:22,690 --> 01:17:23,690
-handbrake, what's the difference?
1124
01:17:24,090 --> 01:17:26,510
Offers absolutely no competitive
advantage.
1125
01:17:27,310 --> 01:17:29,570
What's at stake here is a principle.
1126
01:17:29,950 --> 01:17:31,730
If we allow this change...
1127
01:17:32,120 --> 01:17:34,560
We're opening ourselves to anything and
everything.
1128
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:36,000
And anyone?
1129
01:17:36,420 --> 01:17:40,020
There is a principle at stake here.
Unless you allow this change, children
1130
01:17:40,020 --> 01:17:42,280
disabilities like our son can't possibly
compete.
1131
01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:46,100
I think we've heard all the arguments,
pro and con.
1132
01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:49,560
Members of the committee, are you
prepared to vote?
1133
01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:51,760
All right, then. All those opposed?
1134
01:17:52,460 --> 01:17:53,460
Excuse me.
1135
01:17:54,360 --> 01:17:56,260
I'm sorry, young man. You'll have to
wait outside.
1136
01:17:56,560 --> 01:17:59,240
Hey, it appears the man has something to
say.
1137
01:18:00,820 --> 01:18:01,820
Yeah.
1138
01:18:02,540 --> 01:18:04,100
Yeah, I read your brochure.
1139
01:18:04,400 --> 01:18:08,840
It says that the number one priority of
the soapbox derby is education.
1140
01:18:10,100 --> 01:18:11,100
Yes, that's true.
1141
01:18:12,380 --> 01:18:15,200
Last year in school, my class studied
access to the media.
1142
01:18:16,600 --> 01:18:17,600
So?
1143
01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:23,260
So, for the last two hours, I've been
calling every TV, newspaper, and radio
1144
01:18:23,260 --> 01:18:27,060
station within 50 miles. Everyone come
in, please.
1145
01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:30,640
Ladies and gentlemen, stay outside.
We're in a closed session here. I'm sick
1146
01:18:30,640 --> 01:18:32,840
seeing my brother treated like a second
-class citizen.
1147
01:18:33,420 --> 01:18:35,500
Sick of seeing him stuck on the
sidelines.
1148
01:18:35,900 --> 01:18:39,920
Our class also learned that life should
be a level playing field, even when it's
1149
01:18:39,920 --> 01:18:41,240
a racetrack that runs downhill.
1150
01:18:41,900 --> 01:18:44,580
The way I see it, you've got two
choices.
1151
01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:49,000
You can say you're denying a kid in a
wheelchair his right to compete, or that
1152
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:52,080
you're taking a stand for the values our
society was built on.
1153
01:18:52,660 --> 01:18:55,100
Freedom and equality of opportunity for
all.
1154
01:18:59,820 --> 01:19:00,820
So what's it going to be?
1155
01:19:03,320 --> 01:19:06,240
Whatever happened to our disintegrating
school system?
1156
01:19:09,780 --> 01:19:11,100
Racists, take your positions!
1157
01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:18,820
You ready, buddy?
1158
01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:20,840
Yeah. Clear the starting gate!
1159
01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:22,280
On your marks!
1160
01:20:44,970 --> 01:20:50,070
Faster than, faster than the smile on
the opponent's face. That thing away
1161
01:20:50,070 --> 01:20:51,070
me.
1162
01:20:52,310 --> 01:20:59,190
While the combatants are distracted, the
camera
1163
01:20:59,190 --> 01:21:01,070
crew will help themselves to some peach
pie.
1164
01:21:16,080 --> 01:21:17,780
Has the man -cub discovered fire?
1165
01:21:58,840 --> 01:22:01,960
Thanks. You are, too. I mean, awesome.
Not a rookie.
1166
01:22:03,700 --> 01:22:04,700
Want a cookie?
1167
01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:06,560
No, thanks. I'm watching my weight.
1168
01:22:07,420 --> 01:22:09,040
Why? You're not fat.
1169
01:22:10,440 --> 01:22:12,640
So I don't mess with the weight
distribution in my car?
1170
01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:14,080
Teresa. Oh, yeah.
1171
01:22:14,580 --> 01:22:15,580
Come on, let's go.
1172
01:22:15,660 --> 01:22:16,940
We've got a championship to win.
1173
01:22:17,580 --> 01:22:19,640
Remember, this is everything we've been
working for.
1174
01:22:20,060 --> 01:22:23,680
Welcome to the finals of the 62nd...
1175
01:22:29,610 --> 01:22:34,330
The defending champion running in her
third nationals, Teresa Gutman.
1176
01:22:38,410 --> 01:22:43,090
And in lane two, here for the first time
representing rally district number
1177
01:22:43,090 --> 01:22:47,750
nine, from Goshen, Indiana, Justin
Yoder.
1178
01:22:50,770 --> 01:22:52,610
You're going to be eating dust, loser.
1179
01:23:01,610 --> 01:23:04,650
There's something I gotta tell you
before you go. You know, in case you
1180
01:23:04,650 --> 01:23:06,550
out at the bottom and I never get to
talk to you again.
1181
01:23:07,150 --> 01:23:09,530
Yeah? You always thought I was good at
stuff.
1182
01:23:10,730 --> 01:23:12,770
But you're the most amazing person I
know.
1183
01:23:14,270 --> 01:23:18,570
All the pain you have to put up with,
all the surgeries, and you never
1184
01:23:19,490 --> 01:23:21,450
Me, I get a paper cut and I freak out.
1185
01:23:21,790 --> 01:23:23,190
Clear the starting area!
1186
01:23:25,710 --> 01:23:27,750
Win or lose, you're mine.
1187
01:24:06,570 --> 01:24:11,470
Just a wind against my helmet. But now,
Seth's words keep playing in my mind.
1188
01:24:11,610 --> 01:24:15,850
But you're the most amazing person I
know. Win or lose, you're my hero.
1189
01:24:16,170 --> 01:24:18,890
With praise like that, who needs a
stupid trophy?
1190
01:24:24,530 --> 01:24:26,350
You're going to be eating dust, loser.
1191
01:24:27,430 --> 01:24:30,630
Then again, I do have that empty shelf.
1192
01:25:31,150 --> 01:25:37,050
It gives me great pleasure to announce
the new All -American Soapbox Derby
1193
01:25:37,050 --> 01:25:40,390
Association champion is Justin Yoder!
1194
01:26:22,570 --> 01:26:23,570
I'm only five points down.
1195
01:26:24,610 --> 01:26:26,150
What is that?
1196
01:26:26,450 --> 01:26:27,450
Come on, it's garbage.
1197
01:26:28,110 --> 01:26:29,110
All right, two out of three.
1198
01:26:29,650 --> 01:26:30,950
Two out of three. All right.
1199
01:26:56,880 --> 01:26:57,880
Hello, Justin.
1200
01:26:58,280 --> 01:27:00,480
I came to say thanks.
1201
01:27:01,380 --> 01:27:02,380
Great plan.
1202
01:27:02,920 --> 01:27:03,879
You're welcome.
1203
01:27:03,880 --> 01:27:05,660
And to ask one more question.
1204
01:27:06,040 --> 01:27:08,020
Shoot. I have to know.
1205
01:27:08,600 --> 01:27:12,820
When people get to heaven, are they, you
know, perfect?
1206
01:27:14,460 --> 01:27:15,460
Would you like to see?
1207
01:27:15,880 --> 01:27:16,880
Sure.
1208
01:27:48,520 --> 01:27:49,520
Perfect.
83801
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