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I don't want to wake everyone up because I don't tell them I've been out for a

fag, but I told her that I'd quit.

This family reunion is so stressful.

I don't know why we agree to do it. Every year we agree to do it.

I'm so pissed off. I've just had Ben on the phone.

Apparently I had a message from a girl on Facebook last night and she had been

out with him. He hadn't told her about me and a message had popped up on his

phone and she'd seen.

Obviously I was telling him that I love him and kiss kiss.

He told me that he was at work and that's why he couldn't come to this

reunion.

I'm just so fucking pissed off.

He said to me that he was going to a turn up this evening even though he

couldn't make it earlier because he was at work.

I've been waiting around.

I got dressed up after because I thought everyone had gone to bed.

And, yeah, I was waiting for him like a fucking idiot.

Going out, no knickers, nothing.

I'd just be so desperate to make him happy. And he's just an absolute fucking

twat.

I'm just so stressed. And now I've started smoking again. Mum's going to go

so please don't say anything.

I'm just, I just really need a big brother hug. I really need it.

I've missed you. I really miss you being around here.

I hardly see any family anymore because you're the only person I want to see

them for.

And I'm just so, I'm just so fed up. I really miss the time that we've spent

together and all the things that we used together.

It's like, kind of like this, when I'm so pissed off.

And I know I'm a bit drunk now, and, you know, I'm just

venting.

But I'm so glad that you made it. I know Mum said that you might not, and I'm

just really glad that you did, because I wouldn't have survived it. I fucking

hate these things.

But, really,

I think, I don't know.

Thank you.

i suppose i've changed a bit you know since you know i've barely seen you at

and we've had all that a lot we've had a lockdown and everything like put on a

bit of weight but um yeah you really think it looks good on me i've been

trying so hard at the gym well yeah i think i think i have everybody just

telling me that people prefer curve you know when i've been

online dating which I'm going to have to do again now because he's a thwack and

um but he's always made me feel a bit of shit actually about the wake that I put

on and yeah I suppose I ought to be a bit quieter because mum and dad and the

rest of them I don't want them coming down I don't want to deal with any more

them yeah I doubt that they'll wake up either I know what they're like but um

Yeah, I've just felt so shit about myself for so long and knowing that

with someone else.

Well, you've been through that. You've been through that with Becky and all

she put you through and it just makes you feel so shit when you make

of.

No, I have not.

That's so inappropriate for a brother to say to anyone who heard you.

if it wasn't you and i didn't know you as long as i do i think that that was

weird but no they are natural like i said it's just from you know putting on

little bit of weight and you know i was really i was really hoping to you know

have a family soon i really wanted that

and I was told, you know, do you remember when I was having all that

with the doctors, and they told me that I probably wouldn't be able to do it as

thin as I was, and I felt a bit of weight, I thought that I'd be able to,

um, no, you're all right, it has been wasted on him, at least I'll find out

I mean, it would have been, would have been fucking horrendous to find this

later on, um, but, um, yeah.

You are right.

I've tried way too hard to please him.

And, I mean, he couldn't even be asked to come to the family reunion

and support me and be here with all the family.

Yet he was going to come and check me tonight.

I mean, that saves it all, really. And I just didn't see it for what it was. I

just thought, yeah, he wanted to see me. Probably because he thought he wasn't

going to.

get a shag off whoever this is that he's met obviously he has that's why he's

fucking not here but um i

love that you're trying to make me feel better

you can't say things like that to me

I think I'm more sexy than you. I think I've had a lot more to eat than you

today.

I mean, they just blow my mind, all of them. They're just, what the hell?

Really? No.

I was wearing a bra earlier. However, my nipples are quite big and they do show

through what I'm wearing a lot of the time. So I didn't think anyone had

that really earlier.

What were you even doing looking at my nipples?

What?

You don't even look at your sister's nipples.

You can't even, you can't see them that bad.

Oh yeah, I just, I told you, they've got sort of bigger.

But everything has. Of course it has since we used to share a bath. Jesus,

a lot older now.

I'm just, I don't know.

Maybe we should drink more.

Are you happy? What, you've done nearly all of it?

I thought I was the only one that had been, yeah, that had been sort of going

into that, sneaking it down.

Because, you know what mum's like about that.

I think we've got a while yet until we are allowed to be doing that.

Even though they're all a bunch of fucking piss heads at the level, they're

passed out.

Really?

What do you mean you're wondering what's under here?

I've already told you I've got no need to go on.

Are you really going to ask me?

What?

You want to see?

You can't say that.

You can't say that. I do remember that song.

Blame it on the alcohol.

I do.

What, should we just blame it on the alcohol if I show you what's in the

okay just a quick just a quick look you can't move along okay this is so bad

this is so bad you

can't be looking at that um

yeah really

Are you seriously telling me, telling your sister that she has the prettiest

pussy you've ever seen?

Why wouldn't you imagine that I have a bush?

I've always been a bit hippie. We've always been that way.

Everyone, every pussy you have seen in real life has been shaven.

okay okay i'll show you just just for that reason alone because how have

you not been able to see this i

love my hairy pussy i wouldn't change it for the world i mean

do you remember all the seasons the world ground when she came out of the

and she didn't cover herself

I always used to look at a hairy pussy and think, I want one like that.

You can't tell anyone I've said that though.

No, I can't let you touch.

I can touch, although I don't want to do anything that we're going to regret

tomorrow.

I mean, this is, we could get, you know, can you imagine

and what everyone would say.

If anyone walked down, what Mum and Dad would say.

And it's just... Yeah, of course.

I'm finding it quite horny. I do want to show you.

It's not going to make things weird, is it?

Are you still going to be my BFF brother?

Or am I going to be your BFF sister?

Mm -hmm.

And what about Lucy? Because you've just started seeing her, haven't you?

You'd give her up just to see my pussy for one night.

Have you really always thought this?

You are so dirty.

Yeah, of course I have.

Of course I've thought about it.

God, all the nights that you've shared my bed.

When you used to get scared and come and get in, sleep on the floor when I

wouldn't let you in the bed.

Why do you think that was?

Okay, well, I won't eat the chips, but...

I'll let you watch me touch it.

Can you already hear it?

That's the wet.

That's so wet just thinking about you.

Just thinking about you, your face, your lips.

Right there on my pussy.

you doing this to me.

But I think that would be a step far.

But I'll certainly make you watch me.

It's your cock card.

If I let you, would you fuck me?

You would.

Yeah, I bet that is thinking of that.

Knowing that you'd want to.

your cock right in there and that would be so fucked

up

I'm

so glad that we haven't done that because I'd much rather be doing this

You want to taste my pussy?

I like you watching me taste it.

You are such a dirty, dirty fucker.

Filthy.

I wonder where you get it from.

I think I can hear someone coming

Really? You want a brisket?

Okay.

Okay.

Let me... I'm so fucking wet for you.

Okay, you can't get out.

Let me see.

Fuck, I just need... Oh, I just need...

You want me to piss on it?

You want me to piss on your coat?

Yeah,

of course I've done it before.

It's going to show up on these drugs and if they want to play with the smell,

they're going to wonder what it is.

Okay, there you go, get out of my piss on it.

That's it.

Wank it off.

He's in my piss.

Asleep. Go on.

Harder.

Faster.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

if your cock is breathing in the web, my pussy.

Come on.

Come for me.

Come on.

If you come for me, that's my Becky.

Break it off.

As long as I don't touch you and you don't touch me, it's okay.

You can have my piss and I can have your cum.

Rub that piss all into your cock.

You are such a dirty, dirty brother.

You are the dirtiest. I don't think anyone else has done anything like this.

I do love you though.

You are the best brother.

Thank you. You've made me feel so much better.