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You wouldn't want to be
without these, would you?

When he's in Manchester,
his music reminds him of home.

But when he's here,
he doesn't wear them

because home doesn't feel
like home anymore.

You're getting married,
and you're moving out.

Yeah.

I've got one like that at home.

Sorry, one like what?

Who's this? Who's the good thing?

Rebecca.

You're eating a fish pie
in the middle of the night.

And there's only one other person
I've ever seen do that.

Your mother…
when she was pregnant with you.

Hi, you're through to Rebecca's phone.

I can't take your call right now,
but leave a message

and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

I wanna tell you something.

And we can talk about it
as much as you like…

or not.

I'm gonna have a baby.

It's gonna be born before Christmas.

And then it'll be the three of us…

you, me, and the baby.

And the baby will be your friend.

New friend.

Where is it now?

In here.

Growing until it's ready to come
into the world and meet you.

Will it cry like baby Emily?

Yeah. Sometimes it'll cry.

Sometimes it'll laugh… a lot.

In this family, it'll have to.

Will it do this?

Uh, not straight away, no.

Where will it sit?

- What?
- In the car.

Oh.

I hadn't thought of that.

In the back, I suppose.

With you, in a car seat.

The baby's in there now.

Yeah.

I know. I find that as strange as you do.

"Get in the car, Joe. There's a good lad.
Do your thing. Get in the car."

Is that okay? About the baby?

Growing now.

Until it's ready.

Oh.

♪ I'm a Sasquatch
I'm a-comin′, I'm a-stompin' ♪

♪ I could blast off
From a hatch just like a rocket ♪

♪ But I'm lying in bed
Holding onto my head ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm fallin′ apart
And I just can't stop it ♪

♪ I'm a cyclops
With the all-seeing eye ♪

♪ Just getting by
There's always time ♪

♪ Its cold but I switched
The heating off ♪

♪ Well, it′s bliss
But God, it costs a lot ♪

♪ Maybe we can go somewhere ♪

♪ And stare into the atmosphere again ♪

♪ Again ♪

♪ Nah, not got much, but just enough ♪

♪ Let's get gone
Before we both go insane ♪

All right. School time now.

Handshake or hug?

- Good morning!
- Hug.

That was nice. See you tonight.

- His book's in his bag, Heather.
- Oh, great.

Come on, in here.

- Morning, Heather.
- Morning, Joe.

In you go, Joe.

"Get in the car, Joe. There's a good lad.
Do your thing, get in the car."

Go on, then.

Good morning, Rebecca.
Are you ready for motherhood?

Not really. But I will be.

Are you ready for fatherhood?

Not at the moment.

But the world is full of surprises.

Tom isn't the dad, Mark.

Oh, bit early for the afternoon shift,
aren't you, big man?

- I needed a drink.
- Oh, right. Yeah.

Good for you,

getting fit and the…

Two kilometers in ten minutes
and fifteen seconds.

It's on the website.

What website?

You have to do two kilometers
in ten minutes and fifteen seconds.

- Oh!
- To get in the Army.

How do you mean?

I'm joining the Army.

See you later. Thank you.

I hope that wolf isn't going to eat me up.

- Oh, yeah.
- What am I going…

See if we can get…

I think
I might give Joe recycling to do soon.

One for you. Keep going with that.

I made you one…

Joe,
you willing to do a job for me?

Will you do the recycling, please?

Thank you.

Daisy, are you gonna do…

Oh, wow! Well done.

- Good job.
- Oh, this is great!

"Do your task, Joe.
A good way or a bad way."

"A good way or a bad way.
A good way or a bad way."

Who is ready for circle time?

Okay, if you'd all start to pack up, then.

Tidy it up nicely. Thank you.

Joe. Joe. Circle time.

Good lad.

That is a beautiful, beautiful picture.

- Our…
- Our…

Oh, sorry.

Oh, God.

Still got it.

Letchy granddad.

It's not such a good look.

What time do you call this?

Has Rebecca talked to you at all
since she told you?

Yeah, loads.

Oh!

That's good. That's good. At least
she's talking to somebody about it.

When I say "loads,"
she texted me last week.

So, she's not talking to you, either.

The thing you don't understand
about pregnant women, Alison,

is sometimes, they like to be left alone.

Oh-- Oh, right. So, when I was
expecting Rebecca and you left me,

that's what you were doing?
I had no idea.

Look, I know you're the one
with the womb around here,

but I've been around more pregnant women
than you have over the years

and the one thing
you should never do is go in uninvited.

This is our daughter.

Maybe she's too scared
to ask for help or support,

or too proud.

I'm good for chipping in a few bob.
She knows that.

That's not the kind of support I meant.

All right. Look.

How did you feel
when she told you she was pregnant?

H-- how did you really feel?

If I'm honest, that her life
is gonna be ten times harder.

And you wonder
why she won't let you in now.

Well, I didn't say that, did I?

What did you say then,
that you'll be there for her?

- Yeah.
- There's your problem right there.

"I'll be there for you," is what you say

when someone's wife's left,
or their mother's died.

It's like-- It's what you say
when someone has problems.

What did you say?

Told her I could get her a discount
on a four-door family saloon

with extended warranty.

Well done today.

Same time next week,
and we'll add 5K so get some sleep.

Sensible eating in the meantime.

And what's the group motto?

Walking back to happiness!

I can't hang around
for a coffee today, Pauline.

Uh, my Eddie's in London,
and I'm keeping an eye on the brewery.

Oh, he's done ever so well,
your lad, ain't he?

He was in the papers again. Another award.

Cumbrian Brown Ale of the Year!

It's not the toughest category,
to be fair, but yeah, Eddie's done well.

Anyway, we're getting
some hops delivered, so--

Do you ever stop?

We're a long time dead.

That's what my late husband used to say.

Oh, I didn't mean-- Just--

I've, uh-- I've got something
I want to give you.

Oh. not more flapjacks.

Pauline, I'm supposed
to be the role model,

not the lard-arse in elasticated waists.

It's just a little token.

To say thank you…

you know, for helping me
put one foot in front of the other.

Oh!

And making me less of a lard-arse
in elasticated waists.

I didn't mean you.

No, don't apologize.

Blunt and offensive can be quite
attractive in a man of a certain age.

Yeah, it's just
when he said the Army…

Okay. Thanks.

What did his mum say?

Apparently,
he's already done an online form.

He's had an interview,

and now the Army want to send him
to a two-day assessment.

Haven't they--

I mean, how-- how is Mark coming across
as suitable for the Army?

Well, clearly, someone's making
allowances for him, aren't they?

Or taking the piss.

See, they think that they're being kind,

but he's gonna be absolutely gutted
when they turn him down.

If they turn him down.

Lad I was at school with
stood at the wrong bus stop

every day for five years,

ended up in charge
of three cruise missiles.

Shit. What if they let him in?

Now, then, what do you think, Joe?
Where are you?

Okay.

Can you tell me the thing
that is going well?

- The car seat.
- So, you're getting a new car seat?

No. "Get in the car, Joe.
There. Here. Here. There."

"Get in the car, Joe."

And you're getting
a new car seat when you get in the car?

No. The baby. The new friend.

A-- A baby? Wh-- Whose baby?

It will be the three of us.
And the car seat.

Okay.

And what about things
that could be better?

The baby.

What baby, Joe?
What-- What's the baby called?

Rebecca's baby isn't here yet.

Okay.

"Is there room on the broom
for a frog like me?"

Um, I think
we might have a bit of a problem.

Can you see if Paul can come
with you tomorrow and have a chat?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Come on, Joe.
- Bye, Joe.

Thanks.

And when you applied to the Army…

did they ask you
about your medical history?

About any disabilities
or conditions you might have?

I'm fit and healthy. I'm a legend.

I'll need a lift to the assessment.

You didn't think it was worth
mentioning your autism?

No, 'cause I'm not autistic anymore.

Right.

When did you decide this?

When I stopped banging my head
and breaking my mum's furniture.

Well, that's not the only thing
that autism means, is it?

Hmm? Although it's great
about the furniture.

It doesn't mean me.

How do you know that?

Because I know what autism is,
and it isn't me.

It took a bit of digging, but…

…I reckon he's anxious

that when Rebecca's baby's born,
he might get displaced.

We don't talk about the baby a lot, but--

but that's 'cause we wanted him
to absorb it at his own pace.

Don't worry. I'm not having a go.

I don't think he would have been showing
these behaviors at home.

A lot of our kids have anxiety
around transitions.

Joe loves it here,

but coming through the door every day
is hard for him and…

…when you add other worries,
like Rebecca's baby,

then arriving and leaving starts
to become a problem.

And on top of that, he's had other…

big changes in his life to process.

Yeah.

Well, you pair can sit here
with long faces,

or we can all think about
how we can make this better for Joe.

I'm gonna start with some social stories

to help him understand
how the new baby might fit in.

I'll send some home with him as well.

In some ways, it's quite timely.

We're starting on relationships
and sex education this term.

I've got some materials here.

Does he use the anatomically correct terms
for penis and vagina?

Yes, but not at the dinner table.

We've always used
the proper names, yeah.

We try to get them aware
that their bodies all start changing,

and we build stuff like personal hygiene

and private versus public spaces
into their day-to-day lives,

like swimming lessons.

Th-- This kind of emphasis, uh…

"I'll wash my armpits in the shower,
but I won't take my trunks off."

Try telling that to some
of the blokes at Keswick Baths.

Yeah, best to get any jokes
you might have out your system

before you actually start
doing this stuff with Joe.

- Yeah.
- We… can focus

on conception and babies alongside,

if you think it'll help him absorb
what's happening.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Yeah. Of course.

And you need to get your stories straight.

He has to be hearing the same thing
from all three of you,

that a new baby is positive
and not a Joe replacement.

- Right.
- Yeah.

Thanks.

He loves you both,

but you have changed and moved,

and he's had to go with that.

Which one should I go for first?
"My Body is Changing,"

or "Where Do Babies Come from?"

It's a pity we didn't get a copy
of that one six months ago,

give it to Rebecca.

Is she speaking to you about it?

She kind of skirts around it with me,

and I know she's not
really speaking to Stuart.

Why would she talk to Stuart about it?

Is she confiding in you?

No.

But it's her choice,
and I think we need to respect that.

So, she hasn't confided in you. Fine.

It's early days.
She's probably still in shock.

I know I am.

Here we are again, eh?

Trying to work him out.

Heather's done that for us.
It's just our job to follow her plan.

Should I come back tomorrow,
see how he's getting on?

No, it's fine. Look, we just have
to trust his teacher on it.

And I'm here if-- if he gets worse.

Yeah, I know you're here. I'm just saying,
I could come back tomorrow.

- That's all.
- I know.

I know.

♪ And by the way, I'm sorry
For calling you loose ♪

♪ Oh, well, but look
Who you chose to seduce ♪

♪ Okay, well, none of those things
I said were true ♪

♪ Now I regret
Continuing with the pretense ♪

♪ Because it just doesn't make any sense ♪

♪ Because I'd still like to be
Well, friends with you ♪

♪ So please don't ignore me
That'd be-- ♪

I'll give you a lift.

- Thank you.
- To the assessment.

- If you want.
- Yes.

Because I think you should go for it.

Yeah?

I have to be there at 9:30.

So we have to leave at 6:30.

So, you need to set two alarms.

Maurice.

What a lovely surprise.

I wouldn't have had you down as a knitter.

It speaks well of your masculinity.

I can't take this, Pauline.

Have you got one already?

No, it's just--

Well, the price tag was on it.

You can't spend that much on me.

I didn't.

You did.

It was a birthday present
for me late husband,

but he--

he didn't--

Well…

that's why I wanted you to have it

'cause you're the first man since him
who's shown an interest in me.

I have an interest in your cholesterol
and your step count, Pauline.

Anything else is very much
beyond my remit.

Due to being very much fixed up…

- in the lady department.
- Of course.

Of course, you and Louise.

I'm not a fool, Maurice.

I… didn't think you were.

So… it would mean a lot
if you accepted my gift

in the spirit in which it was given.

Right.

Well…

Of course.

Thank you.

Thank you.

"Sometimes, my sister will bring her baby
to my mum when I am there."

"It will be okay."

"The baby will sleep in a cot."

"I will sleep in my bed."

"Sometimes, my sister will bring her baby
to my dad when I am there."

"It will be okay."

"The baby will sleep in a cot."

"We will be a family
with a new baby in it."

"The baby will be in our family, too."

Seatbelt.

♪ If I said I'd lost my way ♪

How you feeling? You ready for this?

Hmm?

You just have to be yourself.

That's right.

How do I do that?

Just relax.

- And be myself.
- Yeah.

Put it all in the past.

Very sensible.

Don't want to go back to the past.

No.

Why not? What's it like?

- What, the past?
- No.

Being a dad.

Where did that come from?

Being a dad to Joe,
who you love on the outside.

Well, I love him on the inside, too.

Good.

You do think I love him
on the inside, don't you?

I don't know.

We don't know
what is on the inside of people.

That's where the trouble starts.

Yeah, it does, indeed.

Being a dad to Joe…

- it's like being a dad to--
- Rabbit!

- Where?
- There!

Did I hit it?

- I'm staying calm.
- Good.

That's my way of saying I'm not calm.

Did you feel a thud?
I thought I felt a thud.

Doesn't look hurt.

Not that I know
what a hurt rabbit looks like.

If you can't hear "Bright Eyes,"
I think we're in the clear.

Uh, Mark. No, no, no.

What are you doing?

Tell you what, Joe,
I'll put this in the office,

and I'll see you back
in the classroom, yeah?

How about we go together?

Are you nervous?

Yeah, a bit.

- You?
- Yes.

You could take the rabbit with you.

Be an ice breaker.

I don't think I'd be allowed.

My first day at catering college…

Well, you know, I'm dyslexic,
so I'm hopeless with a timetable.

And I arrived there
three hours early, and-- and…

I could have turned around
and left right then.

What I'm trying to say is…
everybody feels nervous.

I felt nervous.

I'm sorry about that, Paul.

Are you all right now?

Good luck, mate.

Good luck.

Right, he were nervous.
No doubt about that.

But he wanted to do it.

Autistic or not, he's a young man.

He has to take the world on.
Don't ask me why.

Young men just do.

Testosterone, I imagine.

Though you'd know all about that.

Wouldn't you?

Oh, shit!

Oh!

I think you're blocked in.

You don't say.

And before you start, I know I should've
moved it before I went to the shops.

I'm just happy to have
the moral high ground for once.

Well, thank you for your help.

Last time that thing broke down,
it took all day.

What can I do?

Get you a coffee while you wait or--

You could lend me your van.

I need to go and see my daughter.

She's pregnant.

I was gonna say, "or a sandwich."

I've driven bigger
if that's what you're worried about.

How about I give you a lift?

- She lives in the Lake District.
- The Lake Di--

I'm not doing anything else.

I've got a day off.

Is this 'cause I'm a woman
and you don't trust me to drive, or--

Let someone do you a favor.

You've seen my dad.
My family's a nightmare.

- I'm known as the reasonable one.
- I don't need to meet them.

I could drop you nearby or…
wear a disguise.

Should I be worried
you keep a disguise in your van, or…

Is that a "Yes"?

Come on.

Your lilies are drooping.

- Bye, mum.
- Don't go buying anything daft.

He won't, Louise.

I meant you, Katie.

What was that all about?

- They're going to a wedding fair.
- Oh!

Every day till the wedding.

Right. See you later.

Maurice! Maurice!
It's your Fireman Sam bleeper!

So, I take an ordinary family photo,
and then the magic happens.

I transform it into a painting

in a style of their choosing.

Oh, yeah.

You didn't reply to my messages,
so I thought your phone might be broken.

Hiya!

When I got pregnant, at 18, with you,

your granddad exploded.

Your grandma said,
"Well, these things happen."

And your dad did a runner.

And then after all the fireworks…

there wasn't anything.

And then the longer that that went on,

the harder it became to say anything.

So, here I am, saying something…

'cause I don't want you
to feel like how I felt,

like you can't talk about it.

You've not done a PowerPoint
or anything, have you?

No.

I'm trying to do less of that.

Look, I just know
that when I was where you are,

I didn't want to think about it.

- And I really wish that I had--
- I have thought about it.

I'm gonna have the baby here,
in the Lakes where most of my family are,

and you're close by.

I'm gonna go back to University
after it's born, part time if I have to.

I haven't thrown my education away.

I'm gonna work with Tom until then.

Yeah?

He's got this photography
into art thing going on.

Well, only work as long as you need to.

We-- We can help you out.

A fella gives you a lift from Manchester,

the least we can do is
offer him a cup of tea.

I was happy to wait outside, really.

Uh, this is Ben.
He's a parent at Joe's school.

Well, he's a friend. He gave me a lift.

My car was blocked in.

Don't know any friend
who'd do that for me.

- How do you like your tea, Ben?
- Uh, milk. No sugar. Thank you.

What's going on?

This is Paul, Rebecca's dad.

He's just been delivering
a big autistic lad to the Army.

Got a rabbit in part-exchange,
by the looks of things.

I know who I am. Who's this?

- Ben. Pleased to meet you.
- Hi.

They're divorced,
in case you were wondering.

I wasn't, but thank you for the clarity.

Ah.

Sorry.

I'll leave you all to it. Yeah.

Thanks, Dad. That was tactful.

Is he always that quiet, your friend?

While you're all here, let me say,

I'm not the first person
to get pregnant by mistake.

I'm not even the first person
in this family to get pregnant by mistake,

and I'm okay with it.

I'm gonna boss this.

You just have to trust me.

- She sounds just like you did at her age.
- Yeah, I know.

It was all bluster
when I said it at her age, too.

He seems a nice fella.

The gardener.

He is a nice fella.

It's just-- It's all too complicated.

- Joe, and I'm just-- I'm not--
- It's always complicated.

Even at my age, it's complicated.

No, don't say
you and Louise have fallen out.

No, nothing like that.

Not yet, anyway.

You don't want to buy
a second-hand sports watch, do you?

Um--

What was your first thought
when she gave you that present?

Well, to be honest,
I was just glad I could still pull.

Then I thought, "Louise is gonna kill me."

Right, and neither of those responses
struck you as just a bit adolescent?

Yes, and I felt all the better for that.

You might want
to just mention it to Louise, though.

Just casually, you know, in passing.

Here's laughing boy,
back from the Big Smoke.

Hiya.

It was nice, you coming to see me.

Good.

But from now on,
I'm gonna wait for you to come to me,

if that's what you want.

I'm not gonna steam in,
I'm not gonna take over.

I know I've been guilty
of that in the past.

And I want you to be free
to handle this how you want to.

Right. Thanks.

Thanks.

She thinks I'm doing the wrong thing.

Eh?

How can you tell?

She's being reasonable.

Ah!

Thank you. I enjoyed myself.

You didn't.

I don't think Rebecca meant it,
about handling it.

Did you call her on it?

No.

Do you think I should have?

I don't know. She's not my daughter.

What'd you say if she was your daughter?

I'd make sure she knew that I loved her

and wait for her to come to me.

- Would you?
- Fuck off!

- I'd be all over it!
- See?

There you are. It's impossible.

I just don't want her thinking
I'm taking over, because I do that.

I-- I take things over.

- Really?
- Look at your day.

One conversation with me,

you've driven 200 miles with a tea break
to meet the Addams Family.

Well, firstly, they're not my family
so I already feel up on the day,

and secondly,

it was nice…

being with you.

In fact, I've got something for you.

Please fill it in
and return it to the relevant party.

- What's this?
- A questionnaire.

Where to go on a date.
Eh, if you wanted to.

You're kidding.

It also has a "none of the above" option
in case you're worried.

Anyway…

now, I shall saunter away…

casually.

One, two, three, four!

♪ Sweet dreams are made of this ♪

♪ Who am I to disagree? ♪

♪ I travel the world
And the seven seas ♪

♪ Everybody's looking for something ♪

♪ Some of them want to use you ♪

♪ Some of them want to-- ♪

Lovely. Lovely.

There's just a slight glitch there
in the ladies section

before the second verse comes in.

Might have been you, Pauline,
not sure, just a bit off key.

Oh, right. Really?

Yes, it was definitely you.
It's a tricky little section.

Shall we try it again?

One, two, three, four!

Bye-bye, Tom! See you later, sweetie.

Have a nice evening.

- Bye, Tanya.
- Bye.

Bye-bye, sweetheart.

"Get in the car, Joe. That's a good
lad. Do your thing. Get in the car."

"Get in the car, Joe. There's a good lad.
Do your thing. Get in the car."

"Go on, Joe. Time to get in the car.
Get in the car. There's a good lad."

"Come on, Joe. Time to get in the car.
Get in the car. There's a good lad."

Okay. Let's go.

Alison. Have you got a minute?

Yeah?

I once had a kid
who followed me around for a month

before I realized it was because he liked
the smell of my fabric conditioner.

- Right.
- It happens.

A child gets fixated.

When I helped Joe understand
that Rebecca's baby might be a nice thing,

I think it cemented his feelings about me
and the school being a secure place.

I think of you and the school
as my secure place, too,

so I can hardly blame him.

And before I knew it, he'd added
a bit of me to his daily rituals.

I should have kept an eye on it.

Sometimes as teachers,
we accidentally encourage it.

We're human.

We all like to think
we have the magic key.

Don't go saying you haven't got
the magic key because I know I haven't.

Oh, no, no. I'm not having that. No.

No, you're the one
who understands him better than anyone.

You're always there,

sticking up for him,
fighting all his battles.

Going in two-footed,
playing the bully.

Damn right,
you have to play the bully.

God, let yourself off the hook for once.

We all want to be nice.

"Nice" won't get Joe what he needs.

Joe needs you to stick up for him.

You always will, but while he's here,

it's my job to take some of the weight
of that. And this time, I didn't.

I took me eye off the ball,
and… I'm sorry.

But I will fix it.

Maybe his mum and dad are the problem,
and he just wanted to be with you.

I won't pretend that you and Paul
aren't sometimes the problem.

But I think I was the problem this time.

You've got enough guilt going on, Alison.

Have this one on me, yeah?

Night, then.

Night.

- You okay?
- Yeah.

No… actually.

I thought it would be a coaster
or a paperweight or something.

- Then it was a watch, so I thought--
- You thought?

That's more than a crush.

Because the more valuable the gift,
the bigger the crush.

- That's how it works.
- I tried to give it her back,

but she said it was a gift
for her dead husband.

And she wanted me to have it
'cause she thought I'd get the use of it.

What size chest was he?
'Cause you could do with a new cagoule.

Why didn't you just tell me?

When I opened the present,
I saw how expensive it was,

and I thought--

- …I thought--
- You thought you had an admirer.

So, why didn't you tell me then?

I panicked.

I knew you wouldn't be best pleased.

And she's a member of the choir,
and I didn't want any bad feeling.

- What were you expecting? A cat fight?
- I tried to give it to her back,

but I could see it meant a lot to her,
so I thought, better keep it.

You just needed to tell me.

A lonely woman has a bit
of a crush on you.

It's fine.

- And it's a lovely gift.
- Hmm.

So, if it happens again, just try
and be a bit more grown-up about it, okay?

Okay. Right.

And you'd be all right with me wearing it?

Yeah. Sure. Why not?

Why not?

Don't know whether
to shake your hand or salute.

You don't have to worry about me, Paul.

We're all adults.

How did it go?

You don't have to tell me
if you don't want to.

Okay.

Do you mean, "okay," it went okay, or…

"okay," you don't have to tell me?

"Check your book bag,
put your coat on, get in the car."

"Do your thing and get in the car."

Joe?

What time is it?

I'll stay here. With you.

Do you remember what you do
at the end of the day?

I tidy my tray.

You tidy your tray.

I pick up my bag.

You pick up your bag.

I say, "Goodbye."

- Yes.
- I say, "Hello, Mum."

Yes.

So…

did you tidy your tray?

In your house.

Here. With you.

This isn't my house, Joe.

I'm being good, aren't I?

Is sleeping under a desk
a good idea or a bad idea?

Say yes.

A good idea or a bad idea?

I'm being good, aren't I?
"Get in the car, Joe."

"Do your thing, and get in the car."

A good idea or a bad idea?

Say yes. Say yes. Say yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Is he all right?

Yeah, no panic. He's fine.

Um, he's just having
a bit of a problem leaving,

and I wanted to try something.
Are you all right to wait here?

Yeah, sure. Do you want me to come in?

Uh, if you don't mind, I reckon it's him
and me that need to work something out

around this getting fixed on me
and the school.

- Is that okay?
- Yeah. Sure. 'Course.

Thanks.

I don't want to go in there, do I?

My mum never lets me
have drinks like this.

Why not?

My medicine ball throw
measured 3.2 meters,

and I did the two-kilometer run
in nine minutes and fifty-five seconds.

And when they give you the plate,

you take the plate to food,
not food to plate.

And if you do that, you get press-ups.
And I did the press-ups anyway.

And then you had to fill in a form,
and no end of what one lad called "shit."

You don't mind me saying "shit," do you?

Of course, you don't.
Of course, you don't.

And then we had to stand up one by one
and talk about ourselves,

and then we went outside for maneuvers,

and then we had more food, and you take
plate to food, not food to plate.

- And that's the way things are done.
- Did anybody talk to you before you left?

Did anybody say how you got on?

Why do you have
to know everything about me?

Hey, I don't.

You aren't very polite, Paul.

- You interrupted.
- Hey, hey, hey.

I was just showing an interest,
Mark, all right?

Aw, sometimes you--

You asked me what it was like being
Joe's dad. Well, it's-- It's like this.

It's like this.

Sometimes, it's great,
and sometimes, it's tough…

and puzzling…

and lonely.

Because you made it hard
for me, Mark, and…

I just wonder why.

You made it hard for me,
and I was just showing an interest.

It was a "fuck it."

What? What was?

It was.

I didn't get in. It was a "fuck it."

Oh, right.

I'm sorry.

It's not the same.

This classroom?

This classroom.

This classroom is not the same because…

I'm not here.

Oh, no?

You're not in piglets, are you?

- You're in…
- Zebras.

That's right.

I like Joe in piglets.

Baby Joe.

Baby Joe was all right, but…

I like him in Zebras, too.

I like Heather in Zebras.

Well, that's good.

'Cause that's where Heather
and Joe are together, isn't it?

That's where Heather and Joe
are together.

And where are Heather and Mr. Meadows

and their son, Michael, together?

At home.

And where are Joe
and his mum together?

At home.

Yeah, at home.

Put your coat on, Heather.

Put your coat on, Joe.

Pick your bag up, Heather.

Pick your bag up, Joe.

Time to go home, Heather.

Time to go home, Joe.

Thank you, Paul.

- Goodbye, Paul.
- See you.

- I did well.
- Yeah.

Except for the tests
where I did very well,

but I didn't pass.

But I was fit and mixed with the others…

- they said.
- Good.

Good.

Hey, you did better than I ever could.

And you were brave enough
to do the assessment.

I'm sorry you're disappointed,

but you still should be
very proud of yourself.

Did you think I could get in?

Oh, yeah.

- Yeah, of course--
- Did you 100 percent

definitely think I could get in?

No… if I'm being honest.

No, I didn't.

Then why did you let me do it?

You have a good day at school?

I helped Heather.

Good.

She has a Michael and a Mr. Meadows.

At home…

not at school.

That's nice for her.

Yes.

Yeah, I bet you slept well
last night. I know I did.

The reason I let you do it, Mark,
was because you wanted to do it.

And I thought, in the end…

it was better for you to try.

All the stuff about you
not being autistic, and…

applying to the Army felt like you saying

that you wanted the world
to accept you on your terms.

For that to happen, you have to accept
the world on its terms.

And the world is in the habit
of shitting on you from time to time.

We have to release the rabbit.

The label isn't something
you should be ashamed of.

I know.

Autistic, I mean.

I know.

I understand the arguments

about why you shouldn't have
a label. Christ, I--

I've made the arguments about my own boy.

But it's hard out there, you know?

And it's easier if you have
other people around you

who understand you,

who see the world
the way that you see the world.

Do you think I'm autistic?

Uh…

I think you have behaviors

that would be described
as autistic behaviors.

We all do.

But you have maybe a bit more than most…

and that's the only difference.

Shall we say a few words on the occasion
of launching Graham back into the wild?

No.

If you don't want anyone describing you
as autistic anymore,

then that's up to you. I respect that.

- Right.
- And there is nothing remotely autistic

about having to release a rabbit
in the exact spot it was found.

- No.
- Right.

Daytime drinking.

Another London habit.

You know what I said
about it being life-changing?

Oh, yeah. What's her name?

- It wasn't a woman.
- Oh, surprising!

But, you know, thinking about it,
not all that surprising.

Two years ago,
when my dad gave me the business,

this was worth what?

Three pound fifty.

Do you know how much it's worth now?

Over a million.

Well, that's inflation for you.
I hope you're gonna pay for it.

Not the bottle.

What it represents.

The brewery.

Uh, you've lost me.

I've had an offer to sell the brewery.

All right. See you later.

Yes. You will.

Have to learn
how to adjust this. There must be a knack.

You know what, Maurice?
Don't learn how to adjust it.

Don't wear it.
Give it to a passing jogger.

- Throw it in the lake!
- What?

I don't want you to wear the watch!

I thought you were all right with it?

Well, I'm not! Because you hid it.

And the fact that you hid it
means that you thought about…

I don't know,
you and Pauline rubbing Vaseline

on each other's blisters
or sharing mint cake

by the light of the moon up Scafell Pike.

Bloody hell. You've really
thought about this, haven't you?

Yes, I have.

And I hate it.

I feel jealous, Maurice, all right?

I feel jealous, and I don't do jealous.

It's not me!

All this has made me think…

I have feelings--

Shit, I don't do poetry, Maurice.

I don't know.

I thought that was quite poetic.

Look, the last person
I said I loved was my dad,

and he was already in a coffin
in the Chapel of Rest.

Right.

So, you can see, it doesn't come easily,

What?

To tell someone how I feel, that I…

- feel…
- The same way about me

as you felt about your dad
when he was in his coffin.

For God's sake, Maurice!

I'm saying I think that…

…I might--

Mum!

We got this at the wedding fair.

It's a centerpiece.

You don't say.

Here he is.

Hey, Joe.

Now, go in and see Uncle Eddie.
He's a man full of surprises.

So, Heather… she performed
another miracle, has she?

It'll be more than a box of After Eights
and a thank-you card at the end of term.

He's not sorted, but he's getting better.

Sorry I wasn't there to help.

It's all right. You didn't have to be.

And you're here,
keeping an eye on Rebecca.

She told me Mark's joining the Army.

He wanted to.

He did his best.

At least he had you there to help him.

He just needed somebody to drive him.

And maybe I found it easier
than helping Joe.

I know with Mark…

I didn't do the damage in the first place.

Wow.

Full marks for honesty.

Is it all right
if I just go and say bye to Joe?

See? It's tiny.

I thought you'd like to see
that there'll be plenty of room,

even with the baby in a car seat.

I was a baby.

Yeah. You were.

Once.

But not this baby.

No, not this baby.

I have got some news,
and I want you to be the first to know.

I've had an offer for the brewery.
That's the opening bid.

It's not yours to sell!

I was just calling to see if you got
the books I sent yesterday.

This is you letting me do it
my own way, is it?

How about we all go out somewhere,
you, me, and Joe?

- I've done this before.
- What, had your tea around a campfire?

- I can't remember that.
- With Ben.

Is this how it happens? Is this
how he starts slipping away from me?