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I'll tell him his shit-heel of a father is leaving us for some...

...teeny bopper!

He wants you to think about living with him.

No, Ma, I'd rather stay with you.

Now, Barbara, tell me about that gorgeous son of yours.

- Hello, Sherry. - Hello, Mrs. Scott.

Honey, I'm sorry I didn't fix supper tonight.

But your decrepit, old mother has a date.

No kidding!

Oh, I guess you, uh, won't be getting home till pretty late, huh?

Probably will be pretty late. Now, you two don't work too hard.

- Go and have a good time! - Thank you!

Oh, fuck me.

Yes, fuck me harder.

Oh, I'm gonna come!

Oh, yeah, baby!

Paul?

Oh, Mom!

Are you telling me that...

...you fucked your son, Paul?

Will you stop it? Why are you always messing around?

- Why not? - 'Cause I'm your sister!

So what?

- You know what? - What?

You're gross!

- You know what? - What?

You're right!

There's a card shop there. Won't you stop?

Just pull over. Right over here, okay?

I'm sorry, I was just closing up. Can you come back tomorrow?

Oh, please! We just want a birthday card for our father!

It'll only take a second!

Okay.

- Sherry! - Mrs. Scott!

Oh, how are you?

Oh, I've been fine. But what happened, Mrs. Scott?

One day you and Paul were there, and the next day you were gone!

Where is he?

Paul lives with his father now.

The least he could have done was call me.

It was all very sudden.

How about this one?

No. I'll find a better one.

Oh, I'm sorry! I'd like to introduce my brother, Greg Jr.

- We just call him Junior. - Junior.

It doesn't look like a junior to me.

You know,

I was a buddy of Paul's.

I was looking for him 'cause...

...he left some tools with me.

Uh, you're gonna be seeing him, aren't you?

I certainly hope so.

Then I could...

...return them to you, right?

How about tonight?

All right.

How much has this card, Mrs. Scott?

- My pleasure, dear. - Okay.

- Thanks a lot! - Okay.

What's with you and Mrs. Scott?

She's Paul's mother, and she's old enough...

- ...to be your mother. - What's wrong with that?

You know, you're freaky?

So what's wrong with that?

- See you later. - What about Dad's birthday?

You didn't even buy him a card!

Um, sign that one from both of us.

Where you going?

To see a lady who's old enough to be my mother.

When you get on your feet all day,

this should help you relax.

You better, darling?

Much better, thank you.

I really do adore you, Barbara, you know that?

And...

...I enjoy doing this, but...

...there's just something I have got to tell you.

With a body like yours,

you should share it with other people!

But, Gina, I...

Oh, come on now, I know what's best for you.

Darling, there's a whole world out there...

...waiting for you!

Give it a chance.

I've invited some fabulous people...

...to our party next weekend.

So, be sure that you wear the sexiest thing you own.

Send out some signals.

Let your lips do the talking.

Let your lips say...

..."I want you".

You're all wet!

Something must have happened today.

- No, no! - Come on! Tell me about it.

Nothing happened.

Oh, it's just you.

Oh, I like what you're doing.

Feels so good.

Thanks for the compliment, Barbara, but, uh, I know you better.

Something did happen. Now, tell me about it.

Oh, I just don't know why I gave that boy my address.

What boy?

Tell me about it.

You're positively dripping!

Something happened.

I saw a friend of Paul today.

- Then he must be young. - Oh, yes, very young.

Young and... hard as a rock?

- Did you feel it? - No, of course not!

Then you saw it through his pants.

- Throbbing. - Oh, yes, throbbing!

How could you keep your hands off of it?

Or your mouth away from it?

Keep talking, tell me more!

Oh, I wanted to kneel down and...

...take it in my hand!

And suck it!

Suck it!

Tell me once again.

Tell me what you're going to do with that...

...young - hard - cock!

I'm gonna suck it!

When he's ready to come,

what are you gonna do with it?

I'm gonna make him come in my mouth!

Just like you're coming in mine.

Who is it?

It's Greg!

- Who? - Junior!

When opportunity knocks, I say...

Open the door and... let me at him.

Here!

What's this?

Oh, new tools instead of flowers!

How original.

Barbara! We have company.

Why, Junior, I didn't expect to see you so soon! I mean,

catching me like this and...

Relax, Barbara.

You're not embarrassed, are you?

Oh, no!

- Gina! - Look at this.

They're nice.

And...

...they feel good, too.

So nice. Does it feel good?

- Barbara? - Oh, yes, it does!

Don't just stand there. Gimme your hand.

That leg needs attention.

That's it.

That's it. Yes.

- Does he remind you of Paul? - Please, Gina!

- Is his cock like Paul's? - Gina, please don't tell.

I won't tell him you fucked Paul.

You fucked Paul?

Yeah.

That excites you, doesn't it?

Happy birthday... Come on, Mom, sing!

- Happy birthday to you - Happy birthday to you

- Happy birthday to you - Happy birthday to you

- Happy birthday, dear Daddy - Happy birthday, dear Greg

- Happy birthday to you - Happy birthday to you

No, Dad! You gotta make a wish first!

Ah! Okay.

I know what I'd wish.

Great!

- Here's your present! - Oh, thank you, sweetheart.

Now, let's see!

A shirt!

Oh, that's nice.

And a card.

It's from Junior, too.

And why didn't he sign it?

Speaking of Junior, where the hell is he?

Oh, I'm sure he'll be here soon.

Well, he could have at least made it in time for the cake.

Why, he could have called at least.

Maybe he didn't wanna spend a dime.

You're always taking on him!

Yeah, and you're always rushing to his defense!

He's not kid anymore.

He's just a baby.

Mm! What a baby.

Tastes just like Paul, doesn't it?

Tastes just like Paul's cock, isn't it?

Tell me, Barbara! Tell me it's just like Paul's!

Oh, for God's sake, Barbara, tell me!

Oh, yes, it's just like Paul's!

Yes!

Oh, yes!

Ooh, yes, yes, yes!

Junior? Is that you?

Sorry, Mom.

I guess I missed the festivities.

By about 4 hours. Why were you so late?

Well...

- I met these two ladies and we... - Never mind!

Don't tell me, I don't wanna know.

I can guess.

You always do things like that?

If I get lucky.

Is, uh... Is Dad PO'ed?

I'll talk to him.

Thanks, Mom.

Good night, Mom.

Don't you ever knock?

You know what?

- You're an oversexed weirdo! - Yeah, I'm oversexed.

So, what are you gonna call your ex-boyfriend, Paul?

What are you talking about?

I'll tell you, if you let me kiss your tits.

You wanna know what Paul used to do when he went home...

...after he left you?

Okay, I guess you don't wanna know.

This better be worth it.

But just the nipple.

That's the best part, dummy.

Well? Aren't you gonna tell me what's wrong?

I can't.

Don't you feel well?

No, that's not it.

Don't tell me you're still thinking about Paul.

I don't ever wanna hear that name again!

I bet I know what would make you feel better!

Nothing.

- Not even your own car? - Yeah, a car!

I'll speak to your father again.

- You will? - Sure.

God! I know just the kind I want! I'm gonna check the paper!

- Can I help you, Mom? - Sure.

You sure are pretty.

I think I'm gonna ask Dad to buy me a Ferrari.

A red one.

I think they are real cute.

You crazy?

Why? Aren't any good?

Yeah!

- What is wrong with you? - I got a hard-on!

Well, go take it in the house and jack it off.

I got a better idea.

Oh, I love your big cock,

making it all wet in my mouth!

Yeah!

If you had a brother, you'd fuck him, wouldn't you?

I don't know.

I've been trying to make it with Sherry, but she's all hung up about it.

You have?

Will you help me do something?

What?

I can't do that!

Well, maybe.

Greg! Greg!

I need it.

I need to feel you inside of me.

See how wet I am?

Quiet, the kids will hear you.

Oh, they must be asleep by now.

Come on.

No. No, wait.

Don't come yet! Please, I'm not ready!

No. No, please.

No, don't do that.

Get out of here!

I felt like playing doctor.

I said, get out of here!

I'll scream for Dad!

- You wouldn't do that. - Yes I would! Da...

What's the matter with you? You know you like it!

Not from you! You're my brother!

What the hell you always run around the house half-naked for?

How much do you think I can take?

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

That be all, Mr. McBride?

Yes, that will be all, Miss. Goodhue.

Do you think she's pretty? Prettier than me?

Nobody is prettier than my baby.

Did Mom talk to you about getting me a car?

Mom talked to me about the car, you talked to me about the car,

and we all talked about getting a car at least once a week.

And at least once a week I tell you that your grades are terrible.

You never crack a book 'cause you're always spending too much time with those boys.

Who, by the way, are much too old for you.

I'm attracted to older guys.

What are you thinking about, Dad?

Just how cute you were when you were a little girl.

Remember how I used to push you on the swings?

Oh, sure, how can I forget?

- That was fun! - Yeah.

Remember how you used to sit on my lap and I'd read to you?

You were so sweet then.

I'm still very sweet.

And I'm a lot older.

Old enough to have my very own car.

Please, Daddy!

Can we at least look!

Okay, baby, we'll go look.

But look does not mean buy.

Okay.

Have a nice day, Daddy!

Don't forget about the car!

Little more dictation, Miss. Goodhue?

I don't understand why you have the hots for Junior, Mary Lou!

- He is impossible! - He's so gorgeous!

How's he get so many girls?

He knows how to make a girl come!

Over, and over, and over...

Okay! I believe you!

Come to think of it, he is persistent.

And he has such a big cock!

He's that good, huh?

Mm, the best. And if he was my brother...

Um, let's go in the house, okay?

Oh, no! No! No!

Oh, no!

Oh, yeah! Yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes! Oh, yes!

Yes! Oh, yes!

Yeah...

Oh, more! Deeper!

Move that big, juicy cock inside me!

- I'm good, aren't I? Say it! - Yes, good!

- Would you say great? - Great! Yes, great!

- See what you've been missing? - Oh, yes. Yeah!

I never saw anybody fuck their sister before.

Oh, he is good, like you said he was.

You're not... You're not mad at me, are you?

No, not at you.

I'm mad at myself.

But you liked it, didn't you?

That's why I'm mad at myself.

Do you like it?

I just bought it.

Don't you think it's hot?

Yes, very nice.

Isn't it sexy?

Yes, very sexy.

Ssh! Quiet, Junior! Dad will hear us!

Look at that. 12:30, and she's just getting home.

Sherry, come up here!

Do you know what time it is, young lady?

Oh, I'm sorry it's so late, Dad. I didn't know what time it was.

Have you seen your brother?

- Were you with him? - Yeah.

Well, it's a damn sight better...

...than that motorcycle gang you've been hanging out with.

Yeah, well, have a good trip, Daddy.

Everything is fine? Kids are home?

So,

how about paying a little attention to me?

Did it ever occur to you that I'd like to get...

...laid occasionally?

- Don't be so crude, Joyce. - But its the truth.

Well, not tonight. I'm tired.

But I'm so hot! I need it!

You always need it.

Can I go with you this time?

I told you, dear, this is a business trip.

You'd just be bored stiff.

Now,

let me get some sleep.

Be a good girl.

No, don't!

Quiet! You're gonna wake up the whole neighborhood.

What's wrong with you?

We just fucked a couple hours ago, and you said I was great.

That doesn't make it right!

You're still my brother! Get out of here!

Jesus Christ, I don't understand you.

You know you dig it.

Wait a minute, Big Brother.

Come on back, we'll talk about it.

Oh, God...

- You know this is incest. - That's what makes it so good.

If we ever got caught...

You know, you're really evil.

You really are.

I guess I'm evil, too.

Jesus Christ.

I'm fucking my own sister, how many guys can they say that?

I see your cum!

Gonna taste it!

Hello?

Junior? This is Gina.

...Saturday night. Are you free?

Yeah, sure I am.

Could you bring your sister?

- Sure. - Would it bother you if...

...you got it on in front of your sister?

Oh, I think I can handle that.

- Okay. See ya then. - Bye.

Oh, yeah!

Why aren't you in school, young lady?

My God!

Wait! Are you crazy? She's gonna tell Dad!

- Stop it! - I can't stop now!

Now what are we gonna do?

I don't know, I'll think of something.

I don't know what you're gonna do, but I'm not gonna stick around here.

I'm with you.

I know he's not in yet, operator,

but please have him call home yet as soon as possible, it's urgent.

You guys don't seem to realize how serious this is!

When Mom tells Dad, that's it! The end!

I'll never get a car!

Why don't you deny it?

No way, she saw the whole thing.

Well, you got me into this!

Better think of something!

It's all your fault!

God...

And I'm not leaving Marylou's until you get me out of this!

Greg, dammit, I have to admit you were right.

You better sit down,

because what I'm about to tell you is gonna give you a stroke.

No.

Greg,

when I came home from the airport,

I went to Sherry's room.

I couldn't believe it! You wouldn't have believed it either!

Thank God you weren't here, Greg, you would have just come apart!

No, that's too hysterical.

I've gotta be... calm.

I've got to... ease him to this thing.

Greg,

sometimes in life strange things happen.

People do strange things.

Even your own kids do things that shock you.

Things you wouldn't believe.

Greg,

I'm sure this must have happened in other families.

They just hide it. They don't tell anybody.

Greg, perhaps it's... more prevalent than you think.

Who knows about human behavior.

Even your own kids.

No. That's no good.

What the hell am I gonna tell him?

When people are young, they can't control themselves.

They can't help what they do.

Hey, Greg, look at it this way.

It was probably their first time.

I'm sure they won't do it again.

But it didn't seem like their first time.

I'm not defending them, Greg, but...

...I can see how Sherry might have enticed him.

Always running around... half-naked.

Stop screaming Greg, I'm not blaming her.

All I'm saying... is that...

...how could anybody resist...

...his body?

That beautiful body?

I've seen how... the girls look at him.

Have you ever noticed... his crotch, Greg?

You know, your son has a... pretty big cock.

And that's putting it mildly.

It's a beautiful big cock.

Our son... really knows...

...how to fuck.

Greg,

don't get embarrassed if I tell you this,

but he sort of reminds me of you...

...when you were young.

Before you started... going off chasing airplanes.

Mom!

Before you do anything, will you at least listen to my side?

It's not Sherry's fault, it's mine.

Sometimes I just can't help myself.

Please, don't tell him.

I've always got you out of trouble before.

But this is... different.

I don't see why you have to tell him at all!

Dad's so square, he's not like you.

No. He's not like me.

You know, you and I are a lot alike.

Sure, you remember what it was like when you were young.

Young...

You know what I remember about...

...what I really liked when I was young?

Dancing.

I don't dance much anymore.

I'll dance with you, Mom.

Junior,

I really like the way you dance.

No! No, not with you. Please.

Oh, Mom!

Come on, Mom.

Do you think you can do with me, my baby?

If you help me I can, Mom.

- No one will ever know. - No one will ever know.

I didn't remember it was so good!

Joyce?

It's Greg.

Is that you?

I'm sorry I didn't call you last night.

It was just too late when I got your messages.

So, what was those frantic calls about?

I've taken care of everything.

Okay. Now, goodbye.

I fucked our son.

What is this? Why aren't you joining in?

Well, I'd like to, but she's kinda shy.

Oh, are you? No, there's no reason to be.

Come on, take your clothes off.

You'll change your mind.

Do you think they're coming?

Oh, so that's why you've been holding back from joining in.

Haven't been able to think of anything else all night.

Maybe they won't come.

Not to worry. I'm never wrong about these things.

Just go around the head. That's it, round.

Oh, yes, darling, that's much better.

That looks really beautiful. Hold it up there.

Hold it on, that's fine.

Ooh, yes.

- Why, Junior! - This is Mary Lou.

And Gina said it was all right if I brought Sherry along.

Yes, she mentioned you might come.

I hope it's okay, Mrs. Scott.

Okay. Absolutely fantastic.

- Right, Barbara? - Absolutely like that.

Come with me, Junior.

You got your work cut out for you.

Can I leave you two alone?

I wasn't sure that you would want to come.

Oh, I wouldn't have missed this for anything!

You know, there's something different about you.

I don't know what you mean.

Come on. Come on. Yeah. You join him over here.

Oh! Come on. Enjoy the party.

Come on. Come on.

Right here. Yeah!

Don't be shy, come here. So, who else do we have?

Mm, yes!

Oh, how lovely.

Oh, yeah.

Over here. Right over here.

Come on, come on, come on!

Over here. You go that way.

Over here. That's it.

Oh, my goodness, that's great!

What a sight to behold.

You gorgeous man,

I've had my eye on you all evening.

Come on. Excuse me, darling. Can I borrow him for just a minute?

Oh, yes. You just come over here.

Put your head right down there, that's right.

That's great.

Ooh, yeah.

Are you gonna be ready for me?

All right!

Oh! Yeah.

Where the hell is everybody?

I get home at 3 in the morning...

...after spending 5 hours on a plane, I wake up, my wife's gone.

I'm the only one working in this family and I can't even get a cup of coffee.

Wrong. And I'm making you breakfast too.

Oh! Oh, that's terrific, honey.

But, uh, where is everybody?

Search me.

- Hello! - Hello, Sherry.

May I speak with your father?

Is this Miss. Goodhue?

Yes, it is.

Well, my father came home very late last night...

...and I do not want him to be disturbed!

Thank you, goodbye.

Why, thank you, baby.

Oh, this looks good!

All except with the toast. It's a little burnt.

Are they okay?

Well, I'm not too big on eggshells.

Well, I was in a rush.

There was something... that we had to do today, Dad.

- Like what? - You know!

There was a thing about a little red four wheeled object?

Well, before we, uh, do that, I think we should have a little chat.

- Oh, boy, here it comes. - No, no, no. This is serious.

Come here.

Now I...

...I know how kids are these days.

They're... wild.

And I know you're not. I appreciate that.

And I guess, uh...

Well, I guess that I just want you to be that way for a long time.

What I'm trying to say is...

...young guys will do...

...anything. They'll lie, they'll cheat.

Promise you anything to get what they want.

They will, Daddy?

I certainly will.

Believe me, I know. I was young once.

Were you that way, Daddy?

Did you ever do it with Mom before you were married?

Did you ever do it with Miss. Goodhue?

Sherry, that's vulgar.

Why don't you get off Daddy's lap, you're getting heavy.

No! I'm not gonna get off your lap!

- Sherry! - I like it here!

You know? I think you're a very handsome man.

You know that?

Sherry, please get up, will you?

Something tells me you like it, Daddy.

Something hard.

I told you to stop being vulgar!

It's not vulgar to have a hard-on, Daddy.

I know you wanna do it, and I wanna do it too!

It's all right, Daddy. I understand.

I'm sorry, baby.

I just don't know what's gotten into you.

I can still feel you, Daddy!

My God.

I don't know whether to cry or get a hard-on.

Mom? Dad?

Mom? Dad?

- Sherry! - Shh! Mom will hear you!

Shh! Not so loud.

Oh, God.

Come here, get on top of me.

Quiet! Shh!

Quiet, Daddy. You'll wake up Mommy.

Oh, I was... having the wildest dream.

It was so wild.

Do you want me to?

Do you want me to suck your beautiful cock?

Here, does that answer your question?

You've never fucked me like this before!

Oh, God.

I love the new you!

But what made you change?

No. I don't wanna know.