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Well known fact
about the town I'm living,
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Chatswin is the silly trendcapital of the world.
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There wasthe male nanny trend...
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The spotted owl trend...
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The British royal hat trend...
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Your husband's suits,
Mrs. Royce.
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It's Ms. Royce now, Javier.
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And the latest trend...
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I'm divorced, y'all.
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That was the thingabout Chatswin.
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You never knewwhat trend was gonna hit next.
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Noah.
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Yes, my love.
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I asked you to fix
the damn shower head.
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Fix the shower head, Noah.
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Jill, you're bleeding!
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Fix it.
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So did you fix it?
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I don't know how to fix it!
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I'm a tooth guy.
If, uh, if the shower had
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a receding gumline
or... or an abscess...
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You know, she should have
married a plumber.
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So call someone.
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Let her call somebody,
all right?
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Or... or let her use
the upstairs shower.
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Noah, come on, man.
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She asked you to fix it.
Just fix it.
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You know what?
I asked her to fix dinner last week,
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but evidently she's
a modern woman.
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She doesn't cook.
She doesn't clean.
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She doesn't climax.
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Listen to me, man.
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Sometimes they say
they're upset about one thing,
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but they're really upset
about something else entirely,
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so just don't give her
any excuses.
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Excuses for what?
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Just fix the shower head.
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Sync and corrected by dr.jackson
for www.addic7ed.com
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SUBURGATORY
S01 Ep15 - Fire With Fire
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She's doing
a side fishtail braid, you guys.
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I don't know
if I could pull that off.
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This is a town of followers.
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I know, right?
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What?
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Who is she waving at?
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It looks like
she's waving at...
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Hi, Lisa.
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- Is there another Lisa?
- Hi, Lisa Shay.
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- That's me. I'm Lisa Shay.
- Hi, Dalia.
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- Lisa, sit down.
- How are you today?
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I'm good. How are you?
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Excited about the school dance,
and yourself?
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Did you guys see that?
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Yeah. Everybody saw that.
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That was amazing.
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That was embarrassing.
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Yeah. Lisa, Dalia's just
being nice to you
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to get back at me
for "stealing" Scott Strauss.
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So? Who cares? I've waited
for this my whole childhood.
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Lisa... look, I didn't
choose my way in...
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But this is a way in.
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She's joking, right?
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No.
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Jill.
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This should be
a relatively quick procedure.
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Take your time, doctor.
Money's no object.
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We're not paid by the hour.
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Well, even if you were,
I would say,
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take all the time
that you need.
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She's worth every penny.
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Our main concern is that
the break heals cleanly,
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so we'll rebreak the nose
and set it properly.
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That said, there could be
some residual bruising.
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Okay. Honey,
since you're going under,
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is there anything else
you want to have done?
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Any sprucin' up we could...
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Now's the time,
in three... two...
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One. Okay, just the nose.
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Jill? Is that you?
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You're
a bloody mess, girl.
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Are you
pre, post, or mid-op?
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I had
an accident in the shower.
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No.
I am sorry to hear that.
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I must say, Dallas, that sounded
uncharacteristically sincere.
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What exactly did you
have done?
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I went up a half a cup size
to celebrate the divorce.
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You're positively glowing.
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Well, I also had
a dash of botulism,
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a few squirts of collagen,
a handful of lowlights,
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and a gelicure,
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but primarily
it's the divorce.
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Leaving Steven has done
wonders for me.
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I haven't felt this good
in years. Bye, Jill!
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In Chatswin, a trend couldstart just about anywhere,
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even in the operating room.
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On second thought,
I'll have what Dallas Royce had.
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Lisa, hi.
Come sit with us.
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Well, this is
an unexpected delight.
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You talk like our grandmother.
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She calls things "marvelous."
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Are you seeing this?
She wasn't joking.
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What a sellout.
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I'll talk some sense
into her at practice.
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We're working on a routine
for the school dance.
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We rehearse every night.
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Well, except
for Wednesday nights,
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because that's when
the "medium" fan club meets
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to reenact scenes
from the TV show "medium."
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- Malik, I know.
- Okay. Stay calm.
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The most important thing here
is not to give Dalia
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the satisfaction of knowing
she's getting to me.
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Smart...
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But she's definitely
getting to you.
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- Shut up, Malik.
- Just sayin'.
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You and me are like
twins, Lisa.
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We both have
long, blonde hair,
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we both have names that start
with the letter "D,"
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and we both hate Tessa Altman,
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right?
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Come on!
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You'd better talk
to your girl Dallas.
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She's out of control.
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What are you talking about?
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She's filling Jill's head
full of these crazy ideas.
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I thought those two hated
each other.
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Not anymore.
Ever since their surgeries,
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it's like they've bonded.
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Now they talk everynight
on the phone
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about Dallas'
hot, new boyfriend Yoni.
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- Yoni?
- Yeah.
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Some young Latin dude.
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Does reiki.
I met him. Real trim.
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I don't trust him.
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How trim?
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Noticeably trim.
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And another thing...
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He says he can heal energy
with his hands.
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Jill says she wants him
to "work on her."
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I wouldn't let him
work on her.
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Why can't Dallas deal
with her divorce
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the way you did... curling up
into a little ball
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and screeching like
a wounded an...
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I'm just sayin'.
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And it's in!
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There's the man
I was hoping to see.
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There is my crystal queen.
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Give me sugars.
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I have an incandescent
lighting fixture.
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Thank you, George.
Just go do your thing.
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And I go do mine.
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That is too much tongue.
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Not in my country.
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"Yoni."
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Did you call to me?
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What? No. I just, uh...
Wh-where'd you two say you met?
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Yoni's doing a reiki unit
with the junior class.
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We met once upon
the gymnasium.
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And it felt love at first sight.
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It felt that to me, too.
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So just, uh,
a complete disregard
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for the English language
with you two,
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His energy is cloudy,
like the winter in Ro-mah-nia.
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"Ro-mah-nia"?
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You think because
I'm from South America,
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I cannot reference
Eastern Europe?
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George, you're being rude.
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I see you
didn't waste any time.
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Back in the saddle,
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Ride 'em, Ms. Royce.
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Yoni, would you mind stepping
outside for a moment
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so I can express my irritation
with George in private?
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Please be brief.
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For every second
we don't be together,
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my heart screams for you.
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And mine, you, yoh-nee.
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- Yoni.
- Yoni.
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Yakult, let's go.
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Yakult, you can stay.
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I said, "let's go," Yakult.
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Yakult!
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On your bed, girl.
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I did not have
a white leash anyways.
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Why'd you have to drag
Yakult into this?
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The divorce has been hard
enough on her.
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Dallas, who is that clown?
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How old is he? And what is
with the all white?
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You two have to dress
in all white, is that it?
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It is
the color of positivity,
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and you're just jealous
because we pop.
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- We pop, George, and you don't.
- I pop.
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I will thank you to remember
that I'm not a child.
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I am
a full-grown woman, George.
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Full-grown!
And I don't need you
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telling me
what or whom to do.
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No. You know what? This is
my dazzling crystal emporium.
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You leave!
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Hello, Dalia.
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Are you looking for the comfort
of a stable home?
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Or for Ryan?
Because he's at practice.
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Actually,
I'm here for Lisa.
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Who?
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Lisa. The girl one?
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You leave Lisa alone.
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She never did anything
to anyone.
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Me and Lisa have plans
to hang out.
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This can't be happening. This...
this isn't real.
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- Excuse me.
- You ready?
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Is that a purse?
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Ready.
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Lisa, did you finish
all your homework?
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No.
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You can do it later then.
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She has no curfew.
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You can bring her back
whenever you're done with her.
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Fred,
it's happening!
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Dalia was so desperateto get back at me...
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She didn't carewho she hurt along the way.
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It's not my fault.
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Your eyeball is so big,
it keeps getting in my way.
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Sorry.
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Almost done.
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There.
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Now your eyelashes
aren't so stumpy.
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I-I don't even recognize
myself.
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That's what
I was going for.
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Thanks, bitch.
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Jill, you're
four shades blonder.
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Who brought you
that buttery?
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Noah, I'm leaving you.
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Was it aliyah?
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She typically stays
within the ash family.
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I'm going to stay
with Dallas
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until I figure out
what I want to do.
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Dallas. Okay.
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See, I knew... I knew she would
pull something like this.
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Dallas isn't
to blame, Noah. You are.
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Yoni tried to heal
my energy and couldn't.
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He said you're toxic.
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I'm toxic?
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"Like winter
in Ro-mah-nia."
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He's from South America.
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- He also said you're constipating.
- Constipating?
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According to Yoni, yes.
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Yes, you are, and it makes
perfect sense to me.
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I partake in a diet
that is very high in fiber,
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yet I seldom see results.
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You think you're gonna go
more without this guy?
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Well, let me tell you
something.
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You're not
a regular girl, Jill!
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You never have been.
You never will be.
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Good-bye, Noah.
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Fine. I'm fine with that. Fine.
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He's been like this for hours.
The... the tears come and go.
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Constipating?
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I mean, how can another person
be constipating?
256
00:11:29,516 --> 00:11:32,117
Where were you? I had
a court reserved and everything.
257
00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:33,583
I'm standing there
like a moron,
258
00:11:33,617 --> 00:11:34,850
holding my balls
in my hand.
259
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:37,220
A.J., my wife left me,
okay?!
260
00:11:37,254 --> 00:11:38,654
I don't need it
from you today!
261
00:11:38,759 --> 00:11:39,859
Do me a favor.
262
00:11:39,885 --> 00:11:41,981
Get me some curly fries
and a diet anything.
263
00:11:42,025 --> 00:11:43,059
I'm off the clock, A.J.
264
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:44,827
And a Shirley Temple
for red.
265
00:11:45,353 --> 00:11:47,037
I-is that supposed to be me?
266
00:11:47,104 --> 00:11:49,193
A.J., never love.
267
00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:50,333
Come on.
268
00:11:50,367 --> 00:11:52,959
You think 'cause I'm 9 3/4
I haven't been there?
269
00:11:53,107 --> 00:11:54,107
I've been there.
270
00:11:54,177 --> 00:11:56,936
I went through a similar thing with
this girl from my Hebrew school,
271
00:11:57,055 --> 00:11:58,614
but did I lay on the bottom bunk
272
00:11:58,615 --> 00:12:00,221
and cry my fat little eyes out?
273
00:12:00,472 --> 00:12:01,620
Absolutely not.
274
00:12:01,807 --> 00:12:03,809
I went on the field
trip, as scheduled,
275
00:12:03,966 --> 00:12:05,580
and held hands with
her best friend.
276
00:12:06,049 --> 00:12:08,679
What happened? Did it work?
Did you get her back?
277
00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:10,784
Let's just say this visor
I'm wearing is from her.
278
00:12:10,815 --> 00:12:12,972
Okay, that... that is
a pretty sweet visor, but...
279
00:12:13,030 --> 00:12:14,867
I don't know if you can tell
from where you're standing,
280
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:15,802
but the accents are leather.
281
00:12:15,884 --> 00:12:17,308
Leather. George.
282
00:12:17,355 --> 00:12:20,565
Yeah, I-I'm not sure you should be
taking marital advice from A.J.
283
00:12:20,599 --> 00:12:22,733
Do you have
any better ideas?
284
00:12:22,751 --> 00:12:24,435
Yeah, do you, George?
285
00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:27,438
Maybe A.J. was on to something.
286
00:12:27,691 --> 00:12:29,858
Even Shakespeare agreedwith his approach.
287
00:12:29,970 --> 00:12:31,941
"Be fire with fire.
288
00:12:32,121 --> 00:12:35,067
"Threaten the threatener
and outface the brow
289
00:12:35,116 --> 00:12:36,403
of bragging horror."
290
00:12:38,687 --> 00:12:40,286
What Shakespeare's
trying to say
291
00:12:40,461 --> 00:12:42,813
- is to fight back.
- Excuse me.
292
00:12:43,970 --> 00:12:46,294
He doesn't want king John
293
00:12:46,411 --> 00:12:48,455
to just lie down and take it.
294
00:12:48,655 --> 00:12:52,916
Good.
Turn to act four, scene two.
295
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:57,349
You want a snack?
296
00:12:57,686 --> 00:12:59,988
No, thanks. I had some string
cheese on the way over.
297
00:13:00,022 --> 00:13:02,323
Good. Then I'm just gonna
jump right in.
298
00:13:02,771 --> 00:13:04,289
As you know
from the note I passed you,
299
00:13:04,339 --> 00:13:06,727
Dalia is using Lisa
to get back at me...
300
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:07,729
Correct.
301
00:13:08,171 --> 00:13:11,807
And I can imagine Lisa's probably
really getting on your nerves by now.
302
00:13:12,023 --> 00:13:14,413
Let's just say... I hate her.
303
00:13:14,453 --> 00:13:15,405
Understood.
304
00:13:16,622 --> 00:13:18,140
So now let me ask you
two questions.
305
00:13:18,237 --> 00:13:21,123
How far are you willing to go
to get rid of her...
306
00:13:22,983 --> 00:13:25,285
And how do you feel
about corduroy?
307
00:13:26,356 --> 00:13:28,918
What's up, Chatswin?!
308
00:13:31,119 --> 00:13:32,469
Throw them fists in the air.
309
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,489
I can't believe Lisa bailed
on dance practice twice.
310
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,591
You have a new dance partner
now... Kimantha.
311
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:38,592
Kimantha can't dougie.
312
00:13:38,627 --> 00:13:40,361
You have
to teach her, Malik.
313
00:13:40,395 --> 00:13:41,362
I tried.
314
00:13:41,396 --> 00:13:42,396
Look, we're in
crisis mode, okay?
315
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,647
Hey, guys.
316
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:46,066
Kimantha's our Lisa
until Lisa stops being Dalia.
317
00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:48,235
Fine.
Did you practice the arms?
318
00:13:48,269 --> 00:13:49,286
I did, Malik. I swear.
319
00:13:55,109 --> 00:13:58,712
Ladies, I buy drinks
for to make your throats wet.
320
00:13:58,747 --> 00:13:59,880
Thank you, Yoni!
321
00:13:59,914 --> 00:14:02,082
My throat hasn't been
this wet in years.
322
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,667
Good news, Jill.
323
00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:06,637
There's so much more wetness
coming towards your face.
324
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:09,423
I started a tab at the bar.
325
00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:10,474
Noah, I do not feel good
326
00:14:10,508 --> 00:14:11,759
about how much chest hair
we are showing.
327
00:14:11,793 --> 00:14:12,893
Why three buttons?
328
00:14:12,927 --> 00:14:13,927
Why not three buttons?
329
00:14:13,962 --> 00:14:15,012
You look sexy, man.
330
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:15,980
Thank you.
331
00:14:16,014 --> 00:14:17,765
Sexy as hell,
332
00:14:17,799 --> 00:14:20,367
and I'm not the only one
that's noticing.
333
00:14:23,271 --> 00:14:25,072
I really don't think you're
gonna make Jill come back
334
00:14:25,106 --> 00:14:27,241
by hitting on other women
in front of her at a club.
335
00:14:27,275 --> 00:14:30,457
Did the tale of A.J. and the girl from
his Hebrew school mean nothing to you?
336
00:14:30,488 --> 00:14:31,578
Those are children.
337
00:14:31,613 --> 00:14:34,882
Jill just glanced over here,
and she looked pissed...
338
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,166
And hot!
339
00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:44,658
As it turns out,
340
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:45,876
adolescent behaviordoesn't work so well
341
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,795
outside the wallsof high school.
342
00:14:47,829 --> 00:14:50,364
Lucky for me,I was still a sophomore.
343
00:15:00,075 --> 00:15:01,308
it's working, Evan.
344
00:15:01,342 --> 00:15:02,342
You're falling in love
with me?
345
00:15:02,410 --> 00:15:03,360
- What?
- What?
346
00:15:06,231 --> 00:15:07,731
I know you're
really uncomfortable.
347
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:09,016
I'm uncomfortable, too.
348
00:15:09,050 --> 00:15:12,019
I had no idea my ex-boyfriend
was gonna be deejaying.
349
00:15:15,857 --> 00:15:17,241
When I get hurt feelings,
350
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,693
I bury them by ordering
riding boots online.
351
00:15:19,728 --> 00:15:21,078
Wanna try?
352
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,713
Lisa may havetemporarily forgotten
353
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:24,248
who she was,
354
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,550
but she certainly hadn'tforgotten who she wanted to be.
355
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:35,282
Don't let me catch you with that
thirsty little swag-jacker again.
356
00:15:38,263 --> 00:15:40,814
Look, I'm not even seeing
Scott Strauss anymore,
357
00:15:40,849 --> 00:15:42,916
so can this just be over?
358
00:15:42,951 --> 00:15:45,436
Because trying to use Lisa
against me was low,
359
00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:46,937
even for you, Dalia.
360
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:48,989
My parents are getting
a divorce, you know.
361
00:15:50,936 --> 00:15:53,932
I know...
And that sucks,
362
00:15:54,002 --> 00:15:56,029
and I'm... sorry.
363
00:15:56,064 --> 00:15:57,364
I'm sure
it's really painful.
364
00:15:57,398 --> 00:15:59,232
You know what's gonna
be painful?
365
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,634
When my mother remarries
your father
366
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:01,835
and I'm your new sister
367
00:16:01,870 --> 00:16:04,238
and dad likes me best,
and then we send you away
368
00:16:04,272 --> 00:16:06,907
to an all-girls boarding school
where you find true love,
369
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:10,594
and on visiting day, I come up
and steal your new girlfriend.
370
00:16:13,095 --> 00:16:15,015
The following spring,
we marry in a civil ceremony,
371
00:16:15,049 --> 00:16:17,251
which you are forced
to cater,
372
00:16:17,285 --> 00:16:18,986
and everyone hates
your catering,
373
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,288
and you get a bad review
on yelp,
374
00:16:21,322 --> 00:16:22,389
which pretty much sinks
375
00:16:22,423 --> 00:16:26,810
your organic lesbian
catering venture.
376
00:16:28,819 --> 00:16:30,022
Okay.
377
00:16:30,979 --> 00:16:32,721
Well, enjoy the rest
of your dance.
378
00:16:37,077 --> 00:16:39,339
This reminds me
of the old days...
379
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:40,741
Piggin' out
380
00:16:40,775 --> 00:16:42,609
after the clubs
at 4:00 A.M.
381
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,144
Yeah. It's 8:45.
382
00:16:44,179 --> 00:16:45,445
And I have heartburn.
383
00:16:45,774 --> 00:16:46,963
You are welcome
to crash here.
384
00:16:46,990 --> 00:16:48,271
You are,
but I would be remiss
385
00:16:48,377 --> 00:16:49,568
if I didn't tell you...
386
00:16:49,584 --> 00:16:52,336
You are acting like
a grade "A" jackass.
387
00:16:52,890 --> 00:16:54,664
Jill is the love
of your life.
388
00:16:54,789 --> 00:16:56,590
You know it, and I know it,
and if she doesn't know it,
389
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:58,926
then, man, you are doing
something wrong.
390
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,327
You know how stubborn
she is.
391
00:17:00,361 --> 00:17:03,130
Don't you be stubborn, Noah.
It's gonna slip away.
392
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,947
If you don't do everything
you can to save it,
393
00:17:06,029 --> 00:17:08,207
it's gonna slip away,
and you're gonna regret it.
394
00:17:10,707 --> 00:17:12,422
Take it from someone
who knows.
395
00:17:17,555 --> 00:17:19,790
In life,there are firefighters
396
00:17:19,824 --> 00:17:21,174
and there are arsonists,
397
00:17:21,225 --> 00:17:24,161
and if you don't wantto watch it all burn down,
398
00:17:24,195 --> 00:17:27,180
you'd better know howto put out a blaze.
399
00:17:27,231 --> 00:17:29,119
Thanks for letting me stay.
400
00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:31,236
Are you sure
that Dalia won't mind?
401
00:17:31,355 --> 00:17:33,353
Mind? She won't even know
you were here.
402
00:17:33,404 --> 00:17:34,671
There's
a school dance tonight,
403
00:17:34,706 --> 00:17:36,907
so she won't be home
till morning, if at all.
404
00:17:36,941 --> 00:17:39,205
Would you like to wear one
of her tiaras to bed?
405
00:17:40,731 --> 00:17:43,432
I shouldn't.
406
00:17:43,581 --> 00:17:45,233
Mrs. Jill Werner,
407
00:17:45,975 --> 00:17:47,784
are you in there?
408
00:17:47,819 --> 00:17:52,340
Is my wife, Mrs. Jill Werner,
in there?
409
00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:56,478
Mrs. Jill Werner,
are you in there?
410
00:17:57,818 --> 00:18:00,320
Noah, what the hell
are you doing?
411
00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:03,333
I fixed the showerhead!
412
00:18:03,351 --> 00:18:06,314
And now I'm here to sweep you
off your feet.
413
00:18:07,611 --> 00:18:09,579
Where did you get
that horse?
414
00:18:09,754 --> 00:18:12,813
I, uh, it's... never mind.
415
00:18:13,416 --> 00:18:16,291
Now we will go
to our castle,
416
00:18:17,031 --> 00:18:18,977
and I will take you
upstairs
417
00:18:19,374 --> 00:18:20,899
and make love to you,
418
00:18:21,729 --> 00:18:23,630
and you are going
to let me...
419
00:18:23,704 --> 00:18:25,038
And afterwards,
420
00:18:25,056 --> 00:18:26,991
you're going
to make me a sandwich!
421
00:18:27,087 --> 00:18:29,027
He still thinks
he's calling the shots.
422
00:18:29,503 --> 00:18:32,083
Steven would have never ridden
a horse for me...
423
00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:34,171
And we had one.
But...
424
00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:36,558
No "buts" about it,
Jill Werner.
425
00:18:36,723 --> 00:18:37,993
You get your skinny ass
up there
426
00:18:38,007 --> 00:18:40,592
on that horse,
or I'll do it for you.
427
00:18:40,948 --> 00:18:42,615
That man loves you.
428
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:56,377
Chivalry was alive and wellin Chatswin.
429
00:18:57,188 --> 00:18:58,434
As it turns out...
430
00:18:58,516 --> 00:19:00,817
I'll have a small vanilla
with mango to go.
431
00:19:00,851 --> 00:19:01,979
You got it.
432
00:19:02,966 --> 00:19:04,917
It may have becomethe latest trend.
433
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,978
I'll...
I'll pay for hers, too.
434
00:19:08,132 --> 00:19:09,452
Thanks.
435
00:19:11,226 --> 00:19:13,726
Hi. I'll have
a small vanilla with mango.
436
00:19:14,017 --> 00:19:15,549
Yours has already been
paid for.
437
00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:17,463
It has? By whom?
438
00:19:45,870 --> 00:19:47,988
I learned something tonight.
439
00:19:48,039 --> 00:19:49,014
What's that?
440
00:19:49,052 --> 00:19:52,137
Don't try to beat
a yellow light on horseback.
441
00:19:52,376 --> 00:19:55,045
Right. Thank you
for breaking my fall.
442
00:19:55,079 --> 00:19:56,988
I would break every bone
in my body for you.
443
00:19:57,026 --> 00:19:58,340
I hope you know that.
444
00:19:58,392 --> 00:20:01,205
You could have just fixed
the shower instead.
445
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:05,103
One more on my mouth.
446
00:20:06,088 --> 00:20:08,892
Come on, you hard-ass!
One more on my mouth.
447
00:20:13,072 --> 00:20:15,001
I love you, woman!
448
00:20:15,731 --> 00:20:17,299
I love you, too.
449
00:20:17,497 --> 00:20:19,064
If you want to do
any sprucing up
450
00:20:19,107 --> 00:20:22,292
while you're under,
now's the time to say so!
451
00:20:22,519 --> 00:20:25,424
After our trial separation,I had to admit,
452
00:20:25,526 --> 00:20:26,743
it was nice to have Lisa back.
453
00:20:26,777 --> 00:20:28,945
Her room smells like
newborn babies.
454
00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:31,182
- I've been in there.lt doesn't.
- It did to me.
455
00:20:31,338 --> 00:20:34,023
Look, I know that you guys
are probably still mad at me
456
00:20:34,046 --> 00:20:35,495
for going to hang
with Dalia,
457
00:20:35,542 --> 00:20:36,987
but I just want to say
458
00:20:36,997 --> 00:20:38,729
that if I had to do it
all over again,
459
00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:41,658
I would still go hang
with Dalia,
460
00:20:41,692 --> 00:20:43,614
because I know you guys
are my real friends,
461
00:20:43,651 --> 00:20:45,794
and real friends can take
each other for granted.
462
00:20:46,013 --> 00:20:47,280
She's joking, right?
463
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,172
Of course.
464
00:20:52,370 --> 00:20:54,137
Now go get me something
to drink.
465
00:20:55,571 --> 00:21:00,180
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