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(Tessa) In the time of the romance
man battle in arenas
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to prove their strengh and valor.
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Winning, met life, defeat,
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death.
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Now they battle in gymnasiums
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for letters on their jacketsand cheerleaders on their laps.
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(Chanting)
Body! Body! Body! Body!
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(Thuds)
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(Man)
♪ I got the gold in my hand
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The body cannot be beaten!
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(Cheering)
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The body cannot be beat!
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(Cheering continues)
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♪ That's good enough for you
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We could cure cancer
or win the Nobel Prize,
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and no one would
celebrate us like that.
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Body! Body! Body! Body! Body!
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I love you, body!
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(Chanting) Body! Body! Body!
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Body! Body! Body! Body!
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They never carried Salinger
down the hallway!
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(Boy) Whoo!
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Body! Body! Body!
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No.
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I can't have a roll?
A roll?
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You'll spoil
Ryan's victory dinner.
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Ryan has a victory dinner,
like, every other night.
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That's because
he's a winner.
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Winners are different.
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They're not like you...
and me.
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Uh-huh.
So what are we having?
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Ryan's favorite...
Venison marinara.
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(Chuckles) I swear, that boy
will eat anything marinara.
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He really will. (Laughing)
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(Chanting) Body!
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Body! Body! Body! Body!
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Did you guys wait
for me to eat?
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- (Chuckles) Yeah.
- Oh, sorry.
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The guys carried me out
for burgers,
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- so I had burgers. (Chuckles)
- Yeah.
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(Boys chanting) Body!
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Body! Body! Body!
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That's the nice
thing about deer meat.
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- Body! Body!
- It reheats beautifully.
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I wouldn't call
this helping.
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You said
you were gonna help.
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I wanted to help,
but that looks heavy
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and smells gross,
and I'm a girl.
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Really? You're gonna play
the girl card?
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Shame on you, Tessa.
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I feel no shame.
Carry your own dirt.
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(Grunts) Hey, careful!
Careful...
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Of my flower.
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You almost trampled
my flower.
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- Your flower?
- Yeah.
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It's the first thing
to blossom in my garden,
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and I'm nurturing it.
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You tender, tender soul.
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(Fred and Sheila, chanting)
Body! Body! Body!
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Body! Body!
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B-body.
(Panting) Body. Body.
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Ohh.
Body.
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Body.
Body.
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Body.
Body.
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Body!
Body. Ohh.
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(Clears throat and coughs)
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(Panting)
Dominate at school, champ.
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I will, mom.
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(Chuckles)
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You have an amazing body.
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Thanks, dad.
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(Starts engine)
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(Panting, speaks inaudibly)
(Panting)
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(Sighs)
(Whispers) Bye-bye.
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You know, you could be a little
livelier with my send-offs.
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Oh?
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(Chanting)
Lazy! Lazy! Lazy!
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Lazy! Lazy! Lazy!
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- Lazy! Lazy! Lazy!
- That's what I'm talking about.
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(Alih Jay) ♪ Last night I had
a pleasant nightmare ♪
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♪ da-da-da-da,
da, da, da, da ♪
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I don't know.
They're already pretty white.
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Not white enough. I need
to freshen up my curb appeal.
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I'm back on the market.
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Okay.
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Uh, so...
(Clatters)
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What, you're thinking, um...
(Clicks tongue)
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Picket fence white?
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Crazy for cotton balls?
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How about that one?
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Supremacy white.
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Yeah,
I wouldn't recommend that.
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Very few people who can
pull off supremacy white.
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Let's just say I want to be
the whitest white
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you can legally make me.
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I can't help but feel like
you're rushing into this.
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You're making
a lot of crazy decisions...
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(Strained voice) And you're not
thinking about the consequences.
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Oh, really?
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And what kind of crazy decisions
might you be referring to?
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My decision
to divorce Steven?
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Absolutely not. (Chuckles)
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(Chuckles) Okay.
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That's none of my business.
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I'm just saying that
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your gums have been
through a lot,
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and they're sensitive.
They're exposed.
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They're single
for the first time in years,
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and they're acting
a little desperate.
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Thank you for fitting me
in today, Dr. Werner,
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but I am gonna take
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my single, desperate gums
elsewhere.
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Kill it.
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Whoa. Hello, Sheila.
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(Chuckles)
Didn't hear you coming.
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It's my new gardening clogs.
They're super stealthy,
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but they do smell bad
after the rain.
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Good to know.
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Dig it out by its roots.
It's weak.
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It sets a bad precedent
for the others.
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(Metal clanks)
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(Chuckles) Hey, why don't we each
tend to our own gardens, okay?
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Have you seen my roses
across the street, George?
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They're winners,
each one perfect, and why?
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Because I deadhead
the losers.
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I don't do it because it's fun,
although it is.
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I do it so I can make
the whole garden shine.
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Well, I have
a different approach.
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I tend to think
anything can flower
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with a little encouragement.
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(Laughs) Sometimes I wonder
about you, George.
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I really do wonder.
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Ohh.
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Likewise.
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Having grown up in the city...
(Grunts)
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I was at a distinct
disadvantage. (Grunts)
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We didn't play outside.
(Grunts)
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The park was somewhere you wentto buy weed,
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and the tall buildings blockedout all the sunlight.
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In sixth grade,
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two of the girls in my classhad rickets.
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(Woman over p.A.)Tessa Altman, please report
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to Mr. Wolfe's office.
(Blows whistle)
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Me?
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(Pants) Oh. Okay.
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Tessa, you're failing.
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What? That's not possible.
I'm smart.
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What class?
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Gym class.
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That's not a class.
(Chuckles)
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Of course it is a class.
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If it weren't a class,
you wouldn't be failing,
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which I assure you,
you are.
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So what I'm hearing is,
this isn't about A.P. English.
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Tessa, this "F" will bring
down your G.P.A.,
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so you might want to get real
about your future.
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Shall we chat trade schools?
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(School bell rings)
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(Scoffs)
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The fact that
Phys Ed can drop a deuce
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on my academic record
is preposterous.
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All this school cares about
is sports. They are obsessed.
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And why? Sports don't matter
at all in the real world.
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Actually, it's a multibillion-dollar industry.
(Tray clatters)
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(Amplified voice)
Students, students.
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By now many of you have no doubt
heard about the scandal.
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He's sleeping
with chef Alan.
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That is not the scandal
to which I was referring,
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but, yes, I am,
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and I love him...
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A lot.
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Ariel,
our student body president,
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has stepped down this morning
due to unexpected fatness.
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We'll be holding
a special election
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for a new class president.
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Is Dalia running?
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Makes sense.
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The only criteria for being
on the student body
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seems to be
having a good body.
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(Amplified voice) Hey, you guys.
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As you all know,
Kenzie and Kaitlyn are mad fit.
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Their bodies are tight,
and so is their platform.
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(Amplified voice) Hey, you guys.
I'm Kenzie. She's Kaitlyn.
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(Amplified voice) Hey. You guys,
there's a lot of fat kids,
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and sports is
what makes them unfat.
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(Imitates Dalia)
There are a lot of smart kids
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that would argue
that "unfat" isn't a word.
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That's why we propose doubling
the current gym requirement...
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To double what it is now.
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What?
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(Chuckles) They're talking
about cutting academics
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so we can chase a ball
around?
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Thin twins for the win!
(Chuckles)
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Vote for them, you guys.
I mean it.
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Okay. Thank you, ladies.
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Now if anyone wants to oppose
the thin twin ticket,
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- see me and...
- I oppose.
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I oppose everything
they stand for.
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What are you saying, Tessa,
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that you want to run
for student body president?
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- That's... exactly what I'm saying.
- (Dalia) Oh, my God.
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She cannot run
for student body president.
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She wears layers. I mean,
you can't even see her body.
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My body may not have been
the body,
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but it was up for a fight,
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and sometimes,as Ryan Shay was learning,
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the scrappy oneswill surprise you.
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(Crowd shouting indistinctly)
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(Bones crunch)
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Aah!
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(Whistle blows)
Ohh.
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Aah!
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(Cheering)
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(Crying,
speaks indistinctly)
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Oh, Sheila.
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I can't tell you
how shocked
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Jill and I were
to hear the news.
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Jill likes to feel in private,
so she's home.
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Me... I'll feel anywhere.
(Clicks tongue)
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Can I see the body?
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We're not doing that.
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We want people to remember Ryan
like he was. (Chuckles)
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- (Whispers) Perfect.
- Mm.
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Hi.
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(Bell tinkles)
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Excuse me.
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So... you went ahead
and did it, huh?
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Back-alley bleaching.
Is that what I'm looking at?!
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You bit the trays.
You hit the strips.
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You betcha,
and I'm glad I did.
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You may not agree
with my decision,
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but it's my decision,
not yours.
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Oh, why don't you come out
and say it, Noah?
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You're on his side.
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We were all at brunch
a month ago.
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The four of us shared
two desserts.
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I like doing that.
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You get to taste
a little bit of each one.
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Well, Steven was tasting
a lot more than dessert.
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I love you dearly, Noah,
but this isn't about you.
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Steven and I are over,
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so update my file
and move on.
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What did she bring?
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(Whispers) Trouble.
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And ambrosia!
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Hey. What's going on?
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I-I actually just stopped by
to borrow your rake.
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What happened?
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It's Ryan, our favorite rake.
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Of course, I'm using the British
regency-era definition...
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It's not
the time to showboat, Fred.
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I thought Ryan just tore
his A.C.L.
254
00:09:38,275 --> 00:09:40,209
You know what, Sheila?
This is your big chance.
255
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I know how
you love perfection,
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but, look,
not everything in life
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is perfect, right?
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(Sighs)
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00:09:45,582 --> 00:09:47,716
You can't deadhead
your own son.
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(Scoffs in high-pitched voice)
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(Indistinct conversations)
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(Amplified voice)
Candidates, if you are ready,
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00:10:01,948 --> 00:10:05,050
we will begin the first
of one of our 12 debates.
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- 12?
- Mm-hmm.
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00:10:06,252 --> 00:10:07,419
First question
for the candidates...
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"Why you so fly, though?"
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00:10:10,156 --> 00:10:13,057
Kenzie, Kaitlyn, you guys
will be answering first.
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(Chairs scrape floor)
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00:10:14,940 --> 00:10:16,040
Thanks, Mr. Wolfe.
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00:10:16,091 --> 00:10:18,642
We wrote
a song for Ryan Shay...
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And we hope it will get
you up out of your chair
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and dancing to it in no time.
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00:10:24,950 --> 00:10:26,433
(Clicks)
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♪
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(Both) ♪ Your body
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♪ was the body
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00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:35,826
(voices breaking)
♪ till your body
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00:10:35,877 --> 00:10:38,479
♪ hit the floor
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00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:40,180
♪ now your body
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00:10:40,215 --> 00:10:43,133
♪ is no body
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00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,152
♪ but we know
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00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,421
♪ you'll wrestle more
283
00:10:47,455 --> 00:10:49,006
♪ and more
284
00:10:49,057 --> 00:10:50,024
♪ and more
285
00:10:50,058 --> 00:10:52,109
♪ and more and more
286
00:10:52,143 --> 00:10:55,695
♪ and more and more and more
and more and more! ♪
287
00:10:56,084 --> 00:10:58,987
(Cheering)
288
00:10:59,989 --> 00:11:02,924
Whoo! Thanks, everyone.
289
00:11:02,958 --> 00:11:05,126
Tessa, rebuttal?
290
00:11:06,979 --> 00:11:09,664
(Chair scrapes floor)
291
00:11:09,698 --> 00:11:12,700
What makes a hero?
292
00:11:12,735 --> 00:11:13,701
(Booing)
293
00:11:13,736 --> 00:11:15,637
Oh, thank you
for the support.
294
00:11:15,671 --> 00:11:16,938
(Clears throat)
295
00:11:18,057 --> 00:11:20,775
I know you all think
Ryan's a hero,
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00:11:20,809 --> 00:11:22,276
but what about...
297
00:11:24,944 --> 00:11:26,027
Evan?
298
00:11:26,078 --> 00:11:28,413
Does anybody care
299
00:11:28,431 --> 00:11:34,002
that Evan got a perfect score
on his P.S.A.T.s?
300
00:11:34,036 --> 00:11:36,654
No one wrote a song
about that...
301
00:11:37,940 --> 00:11:39,490
(High-pitched voice)
Except me.
302
00:11:39,508 --> 00:11:41,292
(Under breath ) Mnh.
She's going off book.
303
00:11:41,327 --> 00:11:46,998
(Off-key) ♪ Evan
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00:11:47,032 --> 00:11:49,066
♪ math and vocab
305
00:11:49,085 --> 00:11:51,936
♪ are like heaven
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00:11:51,971 --> 00:11:54,539
♪ to Evan
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00:11:54,573 --> 00:11:57,776
(imitates synthesizer warbling)
308
00:11:58,974 --> 00:11:59,991
Is there a bridge?
309
00:12:00,042 --> 00:12:03,010
There is too much emphasis
on stupid sports
310
00:12:03,044 --> 00:12:04,378
and stupid people.
311
00:12:04,413 --> 00:12:08,482
Ryan's not a hero.
He got hurt while wrestling.
312
00:12:08,517 --> 00:12:11,419
Wrestling is dumb.
313
00:12:11,453 --> 00:12:14,488
Academics are the opposite
of dumb.
314
00:12:14,523 --> 00:12:17,425
If you elect me, I promise,
I will not let
315
00:12:17,459 --> 00:12:21,128
physical education eclipse
actual education.
316
00:12:21,163 --> 00:12:23,698
I propose we make gym
an elective,
317
00:12:23,732 --> 00:12:25,967
and I'm just asking
318
00:12:26,001 --> 00:12:28,202
that you think about it.
319
00:12:28,236 --> 00:12:30,855
(Claps)
320
00:12:31,937 --> 00:12:34,455
More sugar snap peas, honey?
321
00:12:36,425 --> 00:12:38,393
Sorry. Are you...
Are you talking to me?
322
00:12:38,427 --> 00:12:40,461
(Chuckles)
Of course I am, silly.
323
00:12:40,495 --> 00:12:41,896
Do you want
some more sugar snap peas?
324
00:12:41,930 --> 00:12:42,864
I noticed you finished yours.
325
00:12:42,898 --> 00:12:44,532
I did finish mine.
326
00:12:44,566 --> 00:12:45,933
(Whispers) Okay. (Chuckles)
(Chuckles)
327
00:12:45,968 --> 00:12:50,705
Anything exciting happen
at school today?
328
00:12:50,739 --> 00:12:55,843
Uh... well, I'm running
Tessa's campaign
329
00:12:55,878 --> 00:12:57,145
for student body president.
330
00:12:57,179 --> 00:12:59,914
Our Lisa,
a political mastermind.
331
00:12:59,948 --> 00:13:01,883
I smell a victory dinner
in the future,
332
00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:03,885
and it smells like...
333
00:13:04,766 --> 00:13:07,167
It smells like...
334
00:13:08,203 --> 00:13:09,787
Tuna and shells?
335
00:13:09,821 --> 00:13:11,272
(Chuckles)
You got it, genius.
336
00:13:11,306 --> 00:13:13,007
Tuna and shells it is.
337
00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:16,610
Lisa, would you like to eat
Ryan's dessert tonight?
338
00:13:16,628 --> 00:13:17,811
I doubt he'll want to eat
339
00:13:17,846 --> 00:13:20,380
this crumbly mess
up in his room.
340
00:13:34,329 --> 00:13:35,295
Mr. Altman?
341
00:13:35,313 --> 00:13:37,464
Whoa. Hey.
342
00:13:37,482 --> 00:13:40,601
Ryan, did you wheel
over here all by yourself?
343
00:13:40,635 --> 00:13:43,137
Down the stairs
and everything?
344
00:13:43,171 --> 00:13:44,305
I heard what you said
to my mother,
345
00:13:44,339 --> 00:13:46,273
so I know there's room
in your heart,
346
00:13:46,308 --> 00:13:48,476
but is there room
in your house
347
00:13:48,510 --> 00:13:50,978
for a dude in a chair
that rolls?
348
00:13:51,012 --> 00:13:54,315
And if so, is there
a downstairs bathroom I can use?
349
00:13:54,349 --> 00:13:56,650
(Mouths words)
350
00:14:04,612 --> 00:14:05,745
Wrestling is a sport.
351
00:14:06,672 --> 00:14:08,205
It's not an identity.
352
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,390
What about Lacrosse?
353
00:14:09,424 --> 00:14:11,258
Also a sport.
354
00:14:11,293 --> 00:14:12,810
What about Spider-Man?
355
00:14:12,844 --> 00:14:14,679
Right.
That's a secret identity
356
00:14:14,713 --> 00:14:17,114
but unrelated
to what I'm talking about.
357
00:14:17,149 --> 00:14:18,783
See, you need to start
thinking about...
358
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:19,784
(Clatter)
359
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:21,802
What makes you who you are.
360
00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:25,934
My hair. My eyes. My Roman nose.
361
00:14:25,935 --> 00:14:27,324
On the inside.
362
00:14:27,342 --> 00:14:30,194
- My lungs. My awesome liver.
- What you believe in.
363
00:14:30,228 --> 00:14:31,562
Santa Claus.
Tupac Shakur.
364
00:14:31,596 --> 00:14:32,863
You don't have to answer
the questions
365
00:14:32,898 --> 00:14:34,265
the second I ask them,
okay?
366
00:14:38,737 --> 00:14:41,472
Okay.
367
00:14:44,326 --> 00:14:46,277
So serene.
368
00:14:46,311 --> 00:14:49,563
Yeah. And calm, too.
369
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,085
Hey, look at this guy.
370
00:14:54,119 --> 00:14:56,120
He's a tall, stocky guy,
371
00:14:56,154 --> 00:14:58,756
and he's painting, you know?
Painting.
372
00:14:58,790 --> 00:15:00,024
He's a painter.
373
00:15:00,092 --> 00:15:02,226
Former firefighter, actually.
374
00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:06,030
Used to think it was the only
reason I was on planet Earth,
375
00:15:06,064 --> 00:15:08,165
but then the floor collapsed
right underneath me,
376
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,967
and I fell two stories.
377
00:15:10,001 --> 00:15:12,335
I cracked my back up
pretty good.
378
00:15:12,509 --> 00:15:14,209
You mean pretty bad.
379
00:15:14,244 --> 00:15:18,080
I cracked it... pretty bad.
It hurt pretty good.
380
00:15:18,114 --> 00:15:19,481
You mean
it hurt pretty bad.
381
00:15:19,516 --> 00:15:21,517
Is that from the injury?
382
00:15:21,551 --> 00:15:23,552
Ryan, I'm just glad
this man discovered
383
00:15:23,586 --> 00:15:27,106
after his life-changing
accident,
384
00:15:27,157 --> 00:15:29,491
that he had
another amazing gift.
385
00:15:29,509 --> 00:15:31,393
He could start fires
with his mind?
386
00:15:31,925 --> 00:15:32,432
What? No.
387
00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:34,459
The painting.
I'm talking about the painting.
388
00:15:34,494 --> 00:15:35,727
Oh!
389
00:15:35,762 --> 00:15:36,829
It's just,
you said "amazing gift,"
390
00:15:36,863 --> 00:15:40,365
so I was thinking
more along those lines.
391
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,301
Tessa, I beg you.
Please let me do my job.
392
00:15:42,335 --> 00:15:44,135
I'm doing
damage control here.
393
00:15:44,153 --> 00:15:46,738
Polls show that people
think you're a racist.
394
00:15:46,772 --> 00:15:48,540
- Racist? That's crazy.
- Against jocks.
395
00:15:48,575 --> 00:15:49,708
That's not a race!
396
00:15:49,742 --> 00:15:50,959
Tessa, frankly,
that's the kind of talk
397
00:15:50,994 --> 00:15:53,245
that got us here
in the first place.
398
00:15:53,279 --> 00:15:54,396
If you lower your voice,
399
00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:55,981
I'm trying to spin this
into an asset.
400
00:15:56,015 --> 00:15:59,050
You know what, Lisa?
401
00:15:59,068 --> 00:16:00,485
I-I'm not sure
this is worth it.
402
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,204
This is a fight that
I don't think we're gonna win.
403
00:16:02,255 --> 00:16:03,222
No, you listen to me.
404
00:16:03,256 --> 00:16:04,656
Ow!
405
00:16:04,691 --> 00:16:06,158
I am this close to
my very own victory dinner,
406
00:16:06,192 --> 00:16:08,827
and I'll be hot-damned if you're
gonna take that away from me.
407
00:16:08,862 --> 00:16:10,429
This is my moment.
408
00:16:10,463 --> 00:16:13,332
This is
my tuna and my shells.
409
00:16:13,366 --> 00:16:15,567
Dad's flower wasn'tthe only thing blossoming.
410
00:16:15,602 --> 00:16:19,638
His friendship with Ryan Shayhad also taken root.
411
00:16:19,672 --> 00:16:22,174
(Strumming guitar)
♪ In the desert
412
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:23,909
♪ you can't remember
your name ♪
413
00:16:23,943 --> 00:16:27,846
♪ 'cause they're ain't no one
for to cause you no pain ♪
414
00:16:27,881 --> 00:16:31,183
♪ LA, LA, LA-LA-LA-LA
415
00:16:31,217 --> 00:16:34,986
♪ LA-LA-LA, LA, LA
416
00:16:36,031 --> 00:16:38,783
That's great stuff,
Mr. Altman.
417
00:16:38,817 --> 00:16:40,251
Thanks. I actually...
418
00:16:40,286 --> 00:16:42,654
I had a band in college...
Alt-Man.
419
00:16:42,688 --> 00:16:44,872
Like Altman, get it?
420
00:16:44,907 --> 00:16:46,357
No, but I trust you.
421
00:16:47,626 --> 00:16:48,810
Were you famous?
422
00:16:48,844 --> 00:16:50,028
Ah, it wasn't about
the fame.
423
00:16:50,062 --> 00:16:52,596
- So you weren't?
- No.
424
00:16:52,615 --> 00:16:53,781
We played covers, mostly.
425
00:16:53,816 --> 00:16:55,116
I always wanted
to do our own stuff.
426
00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:59,220
I tried to write a few songs,
but... you know,
427
00:16:59,254 --> 00:17:01,372
- life got in the way.
- Yeah.
428
00:17:01,407 --> 00:17:05,310
Thanks for spending all
this time with me, Mr. Alt-Man.
429
00:17:05,344 --> 00:17:07,645
I just got it.
430
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,214
Good one.
431
00:17:10,249 --> 00:17:12,083
I think I know what
you've been trying to do,
432
00:17:12,117 --> 00:17:13,818
and it worked.
433
00:17:13,852 --> 00:17:14,986
- It did?
- Yeah.
434
00:17:15,995 --> 00:17:17,763
If I don't toughen up,
435
00:17:17,797 --> 00:17:20,399
I'm gonna turn into some
soft loser sitting around
436
00:17:20,433 --> 00:17:22,768
singing depressing songs
about a horse with no mane.
437
00:17:22,802 --> 00:17:23,902
Yeah, that's not what
that song was...
438
00:17:23,937 --> 00:17:26,171
So I'm gonna play
through the pain.
439
00:17:26,205 --> 00:17:28,573
Even if it kills me,
at least I'll die a man.
440
00:17:28,608 --> 00:17:30,575
Can't lick my wounds.
441
00:17:30,609 --> 00:17:32,210
I have to kick 'em, right?
442
00:17:32,245 --> 00:17:33,945
- What are you doing?
- Kick 'em!
443
00:17:33,963 --> 00:17:35,964
- Kick 'em!
- Ryan...
444
00:17:35,999 --> 00:17:37,966
I can do it.
445
00:17:41,638 --> 00:17:42,971
Aah!
446
00:17:43,006 --> 00:17:45,623
Oh, no!
Aah!
447
00:17:45,642 --> 00:17:46,825
Ow!
448
00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:49,194
Whoa.
449
00:17:49,228 --> 00:17:51,563
Aah!
Aah!
450
00:17:51,597 --> 00:17:53,482
You're walking.
451
00:17:53,516 --> 00:17:56,801
I did it.
452
00:17:56,819 --> 00:17:58,437
(Snap)
453
00:18:01,207 --> 00:18:02,808
Yes, you did.
454
00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:11,221
♪ Never got you,
so you'd say ♪
455
00:18:11,235 --> 00:18:15,905
♪ but I tried all that
really warm month of may ♪
456
00:18:17,859 --> 00:18:21,011
♪ girl
457
00:18:21,775 --> 00:18:22,826
(switches click)
458
00:18:22,841 --> 00:18:24,192
Whatcha doin'?
459
00:18:24,226 --> 00:18:27,195
Hey. Nothing. Just noodling
with the song I started writing
460
00:18:27,229 --> 00:18:28,930
a hundred years ago
and never finished.
461
00:18:28,964 --> 00:18:31,399
Wait a minute.
Did the Alt-Man return?
462
00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:34,101
(Laughs) Ah, you know,
I just...
463
00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:36,771
I thought that maybe
he should, you know...
464
00:18:36,805 --> 00:18:39,407
♪ Play through the pain
465
00:18:39,441 --> 00:18:41,175
Sounds good.
466
00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:43,544
Thanks.
Hey, what are you doing?
467
00:18:43,579 --> 00:18:44,846
I'm not fit to serve.
468
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:46,114
What? You're giving up?
469
00:18:46,148 --> 00:18:48,149
They came out
with this whole slander thing,
470
00:18:48,183 --> 00:18:51,919
saying I'm racist
against jocks.
471
00:18:51,954 --> 00:18:53,254
So stupid.
I can't be bothered.
472
00:18:53,289 --> 00:18:54,806
I'm never gonna
change these people.
473
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,958
You know,
when you were little,
474
00:18:56,992 --> 00:18:58,660
I may not have impressed this
upon you enough, but I think
475
00:18:58,694 --> 00:19:01,362
it's really important
to fight for what you want.
476
00:19:01,397 --> 00:19:04,198
Don't take the easy road.
477
00:19:04,233 --> 00:19:05,967
- Are you gonna sing again?
- No.
478
00:19:06,001 --> 00:19:06,968
It feels like you are.
479
00:19:07,002 --> 00:19:10,638
♪ Don't take the easy road
480
00:19:10,656 --> 00:19:14,442
♪ even if you've got
a heavy load ♪
481
00:19:14,476 --> 00:19:16,644
I'm just riffing, but I think
I got something here.
482
00:19:16,679 --> 00:19:17,745
I'm almost considering doing
483
00:19:17,780 --> 00:19:19,480
three or four
"yeah, yeah, yeahs."
484
00:19:19,498 --> 00:19:21,249
Those are optional. I'm not
married to the "yeahs."
485
00:19:21,283 --> 00:19:22,850
I was thinking something
like...
486
00:19:22,885 --> 00:19:26,187
As George figured outhis "yeah, yeah, yeahs,"
487
00:19:26,221 --> 00:19:29,090
i realized that maybe I hadbeen taking the easy road,
488
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:33,177
not by quitting the election,but by running at all.
489
00:19:33,212 --> 00:19:36,130
Sorry, Lisa.
It's over.
490
00:19:36,164 --> 00:19:37,432
Is it about
the poll numbers?
491
00:19:37,466 --> 00:19:38,599
Because I'm said
I'm not worried.
492
00:19:38,634 --> 00:19:42,103
The only reason I even ran
for student council
493
00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:45,540
was to avoid
spiking a volleyball.
494
00:19:50,579 --> 00:19:51,863
What about
my victory dinner?
495
00:19:51,897 --> 00:19:54,198
Actually...
496
00:19:54,233 --> 00:19:55,783
I made a deal with the twins.
(Chuckles)
497
00:19:55,818 --> 00:19:57,952
I agreed to withdraw
my name from the ballot
498
00:19:57,986 --> 00:19:59,354
and support their ticket...
499
00:19:59,388 --> 00:20:03,124
In exchange for us letting you
be our new campaign manager.
500
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:04,709
Dalia got bored.
501
00:20:06,995 --> 00:20:10,882
Can you taste
that tuna and shells?
502
00:20:10,916 --> 00:20:12,533
(Shouting indistinctly)
503
00:20:12,551 --> 00:20:14,335
Hey.
504
00:20:14,370 --> 00:20:15,370
Hey.
505
00:20:15,404 --> 00:20:16,587
If you show me
how to spike a volleyball,
506
00:20:16,638 --> 00:20:18,473
I'll do
your science homework.
507
00:20:18,507 --> 00:20:20,725
I don't need you to do
my science homework, weakling.
508
00:20:20,759 --> 00:20:23,010
My grades are perfect.
509
00:20:23,929 --> 00:20:25,880
- They are?
- (Girl) Heads up!
510
00:20:25,948 --> 00:20:27,565
I said heads up!
511
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:32,019
Maybe you can
change yourself...
512
00:20:32,053 --> 00:20:35,056
But not on the first try.
513
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,260
Not till he's home.
514
00:20:39,294 --> 00:20:44,232
(Boys chanting)
Body! Body! Body! Body! Body!
515
00:20:44,266 --> 00:20:45,233
(Chants) Body!
516
00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:47,835
I'm back.
The king is back!
517
00:20:47,870 --> 00:20:49,270
(Laughs) Way to go, son.
518
00:20:49,304 --> 00:20:51,472
- Attaboy! (Laughs)
- Thanks, guys.
519
00:20:51,507 --> 00:20:54,408
Feels a lot better being carried
when you know you can walk.
520
00:20:57,412 --> 00:21:01,315
Great. What are we having
for dinner, possum marinara?
521
00:21:03,051 --> 00:21:07,321
Tuna and shells. I requested it
'cause I know it's your fave.
522
00:21:07,356 --> 00:21:08,890
But...
523
00:21:08,924 --> 00:21:11,225
Being useless and unpopular
524
00:21:11,260 --> 00:21:13,060
and stuck
in that God-awful wheelchair
525
00:21:13,094 --> 00:21:16,531
made me realize what you go
through every day of your life.
526
00:21:16,565 --> 00:21:18,099
I'm not in a wheelchair.
527
00:21:18,133 --> 00:21:20,268
Lisa, take the compliment.
528
00:21:20,302 --> 00:21:22,837
It didn't sound like
a compliment.
529
00:21:22,871 --> 00:21:26,674
Unbelievable. Do you or do you
not want tuna and shells?
530
00:21:30,512 --> 00:21:31,612
I do.
531
00:21:31,630 --> 00:21:33,664
(Laughs)
532
00:21:33,715 --> 00:21:34,882
(Grunts)
533
00:21:34,917 --> 00:21:36,050
I knew she did.
534
00:21:37,812 --> 00:21:42,312
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