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Original subtitles

I JUST FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU.

[people chattering] I MEAN, I THINK WE'VE MET SOMEWHERE BEFORE.

YEAH, I HAVE THAT SAME FEELING. IT'S WEIRD.

(Nikki) ALL ENTRANCES SECURE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE ANYONE WOULD WANNA HURT YOU.

WELL, MY ACCOUNTANT GOT ME INVOLVED IN THIS LAND DEAL IN JAPAN.

I PULLED OUT AS SOON AS I FOUND OUT IT WAS BEING RUN BY YAKISAN.

THE TOKYO POLICE WANTED ME TO BE CAREFUL.

I'M SURE THERE'S NO HARD FEELINGS.

WE HAVE OUR ORDER. DAVID CHOKACHI MUST DIE.

SO IS IT TRUE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT BODYGUARDS?

THAT THE FIRST RULE IS, NEVER GET INVOLVED,

NEVER FALL IN LOVE?

OH, US BODYGUARDS HAVE A LOT OF SILLY RULES.

NEVER RUN WITH SCISSORS, NEVER SWIM ON A FULL STOMACH, NEVER FALL IN LOVE.

BUT WHEN YOU'RE OUT IN THE FIELD,

YOU KIND OF JUST P.B.E., PLAY IT BY EAR.

MORE CHAMPAGNE? PLEASE.

NIKKI, CHECK 6. I SEE SOMEONE IN THE BUSHES.

[grunting]

VAL, WE'RE EXPOSED. GET CHOKACHI OUT OF THE DANGER ZONE.

(Quick) CUT OFF THE MAIN ENTRANCE OF THE...

BUT ISN'T THERE AN ELEMENT OF DANGER

IF YOU GET INVOLVED WITH A CLIENT?

YOU MIGHT,

I DON'T KNOW, VAL, COME IN.

LOSE YOUR CONCENTRATION. WE'VE GOT TO MOVE NOW. THERE'S DANGER.

I'M SORRY, WHAT DID YOU SAY? VAL, VAL, COME IN.

VAL, LISTEN--

[screaming]

VAL!

I MEAN, AREN'T YOU AFRAID

OF LOSING THAT PROFESSIONAL EDGE?

YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL EYES.

AH, SO YOU CAN TURN YOUR EMOTIONS ON AND OFF LIKE A SWITCH, HUH?

MORE LIKE A FAUCET.

[man screaming]

OH, I HATE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS.

[man continues screaming]

[sighing]

[birds chirping]

WELL, AT LEAST THE BOTTLE WAS EMPTY.

YEAH.

WAITER, CAN WE HAVE ANOTHER BOTTLE?

GOOD WORK.

[laughing]

YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND. I GOT IN A LUCKY PUNCH. I'M NOT A BODYGUARD.

BUT WE ARE. YOU'D JUST BE A FIGUREHEAD.

A NAME ON THE DOOR. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER EVEN LEAVE THE OFFICE.

YOU'LL HELP US PULL IN THE RICH AND FAMOUS. WE'LL DO THE REST.

WE'RE PROFESSIONALS. WE'LL TAKE CARE OF ALL THE TOUGH STUFF.

SO I'LL NEVER BE IN ANY DANGER? NEVER.

NEVER. NEVER.

(Brawler) YOU'VE MADE ONE MISTAKE, REVO.

AND WHAT WAS THAT?

YOU GOT ME MAD!

[Revo screaming]

[punches thudding]

THE ONLY GUNS I NEED ARE THESE!

"THE ONLY GUNS I NEED ARE THESE!"

[screams] OH! HURRY UP, HURRY UP, MAX. YES, YES. COME ON, COME ON.

HE'S GONNA KICK SOME BUTT. HE'S GONNA KICK SOME BUTT.

[yelling]

THIS IS THE BEST PART, THIS IS THE BEST PART.

I'VE SEEN IT 50 TIMES, BUT I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF WATCHING

MIKE BRAWLER KICK REX REVO'S BUTT ALL OVER THE BLOCK.

ALL OVER THE BLOCK.

[growling]

[growling] I LOVE THAT! I LOVE THAT!

(Revo) YEAH, AND YOUR BUTT GOES LIKE THIS!

(Brawler) YOU'RE MINE, REVO.

[Revo grunting]

[clattering]

I GUESS HE WAS YELLOW AFTER ALL.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE, FAVORITE BRAWLER FILM OF ALL TIME.

WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT ABOUT NUMBER 2?

THAT'S MY FAVORITE BRAWLER FILM OF ALL TIME. AH.

4 WAS SO-SO, WASN'T IT?

OH, 5 SUCKED.

I KNOW. I SAW THE FIFTH ONE, IT WAS EMBARRASSING. YEAH.

I THINK THE BRAWLER'S GOING DOWNHILL. I WONDER WHAT HE'S DOING NOW.

(announcer on T.V.) AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR.

HI, I'M DAVE HART.

YOU PROBABLY KNOW ME BETTER AS MIKE BRAWLER FROM THE BRAWLER MOVIES.

[exclaims] WHAT? OH, MY GOD!

COME JOIN MY NEW GYM. COME MEET ME IN PERSON.

I CAN SEE THE BRAWLER IN PERSON?

I CAN SEE THE BRAWLER IN PERSON.

A GREAT PLACE FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.

THERE'S COMPANY RATES AVAILABLE.

AND I'LL GET YOU IN THE BEST SHAPE OF YOUR LIFE.

WHAT DO PEOPLE WEAR TO THE GYM?

WOW, LOOKS GOOD, HUH, JULIO?

YEAH.

YOU LIKE IT?

YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE DOPE, MAN.

HOW'S BUSINESS, SKUNK?

JUST GETTIN' READY TO CALL YOU, BOSS.

THIS IS IT?

STEROIDS ALONE USED TO BRING IN TWICE THIS.

HEY, THINGS HAVE BEEN A BIT OFF.

UH, MAYBE IF I COULD HAVE THE NEXT BLOCK DOWN.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS BLOCK?

MR. CLEAN OVER THERE AIN'T EXACTLY HELPIN'.

(Dave) WHEN I GET DONE WITH THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, KID,

IT'S GONNA LOOK LIKE BEVERLY HILLS.

AH, MORE LIKE MELROSE.

YOU BOYS KNOW THIS GUY? YEAH, I KNOW HIM.

HE'S FIXIN' UP THE OLD McGINTY WORKOUT GYM.

HE AIN'T ON THE STREET MUCH.

OH, HE'S OUT ON THE STREET, ALL RIGHT.

HE CHASED MY LAST SALE AWAY WITH A BASEBALL BAT.

WELL, I GUESS IT'S TIME WE MEET THE NEW NEIGHBOR.

LOOKS LIKE TROUBLE. STAY BACK.

[birds chirping]

THAT'S A NICE-LOOKIN' SIGN YOU GOT THERE.

THANKS.

YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

DO YOU KNOW WHO HE IS?

HEY, MR. COLECORD WASN'T TALKIN' TO YOU, KID.

LEAVE THE KID ALONE.

YOU KNOW,

I REALLY APPRECIATE WHAT YOU'RE DOIN' HERE.

I REALLY DO.

YOU SEE,

I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT WHAT CAN HAPPEN.

FIRST, A NICE PRETTY BOY GYM, NEXT THING YOU KNOW,

THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD GOES UPHILL.

YOU SEE, THAT'S VERY BAD FOR BUSINESS.

[grunting]

HEY, I KNOW YOU.

YOU'RE THE-- YOU'RE--

THE BRAWLER.

THAT'S WHERE I KNOW YOU FROM.

YOU'RE THE GUY FROM THE MOVIES.

NO WONDER YOU'RE SO GOOD WITH YOUR HANDS.

HEY, YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU WANNA COME WORK FOR ME.

I GOT A JOB.

THANKS ANYWAY.

NICE JOB.

YOU IDIOTS. THIS ISN'T OVER.

IT WAS SO GREAT OF VAL TO BUY US THIS CORPORATE MEMBERSHIP.

PAID FOR WITH THE COMPANY CREDIT CARD,

WHICH GETS TAKEN OUT OF OUR SALARY, I MIGHT ADD.

TASH, DON'T GO ALL "H&R BLOCK" ON US.

THIS IS A GREAT GYM.

YEAH, MAN, IT'S GOOD TO WORK OUT AS A TEAM.

SINCE WHEN DID MISS COUCH POTATO GET ALL INTERESTED

IN WORKIN' OUT ANYWAY?

OH, SINCE KAY E-MAILED ME ABOUT YOUR FLABBY BUTT.

I DID NOT. I SWEAR.

I WOULD NEVER FLAME YOUR FLABBY BUTT.

I MEAN, EVEN IF IT WAS FLABBY.

WHICH IT ISN'T.

IT'S ALL RIGHT, TASH.

YOUR BUTT'S ALL RIGHT. I'VE BEEN KEEPIN' TABS.

[train horn blowing]

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET BUFF, COLECORD,

YOU KEEP SUCKIN' IN THAT CANCER.

YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY THE POSTER BOY FOR CLEAN LIVIN', REVO.

SEE, THOSE MAKE ME STRONG.

THEY'RE MAKING YOU NUTS.

SO, I HEAR YOUR FORMER CO-STAR DAVE HART'S SETTIN' UP DOWN THE STREET.

HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL ME, REVO?

I GOT PLANS FOR HART.

I WAS JUST WAITIN' ON HIS LITTLE SISSY GIRL GYM TO OPEN.

WHY? SO YOU CAN JOIN?

NO.

SO I CAN RIP IT APART, MAN.

PAY HIM BACK FOR WHAT HE DID TO ME.

NOW, YOU SEE, THAT BOTHERS ME, REX.

YOU'RE TAKIN' A BUSINESS MATTER LIKE THIS AND MAKIN' IT PERSONAL,

WHEN I COULD HAVE HANDLED IT BEFORE IT GOT OUT OF CONTROL.

YOU JUST KEEP HANDIN' OVER THE WHITE LIGHTNIN' TO ME AND MY BOYS.

SEE, THAT'S ALL THE BUSINESS THAT WE HAVE TOGETHER.

THERE WON'T BE NO WHITE LIGHTNING IF HART HAS HIS WAY, OK?

NOW THE LAST THING WE NEED AROUND HERE IS URBAN RENEWAL.

DON'T WORRY.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE BRAWLER.

AS IF.

FINE.

BUT THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE HIM,

HE MIGHT BE IN LITTLE PIECES.

(Revo) SO THE BRAWL HAS COME TO MY TURF, HUH?

THIS TIME, WE'LL PLAY BY MY RULES!

♪ YOUR SKIN ♪

COME ON. LET'S GO.

HARDER!

COME ON, LET'S MOVE SOME WEIGHT. LET'S GO.

♪ JUST TO FEEL YOUR BODY ♪

♪ AND SAID, "ONE KISS" ♪

(Dave) COME ON.

♪ AND I GO OUT OF MY MIND ♪

♪ BREATHLESS, IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME ♪

[clattering]

♪ I'M FEELING RESTLESS ♪

COME ON, DON'T TALK AND 2 MORE.

♪ DRIVE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND ♪

LET ME FIX THIS WEIGHT.

YOU NEED SOME HELP?

OH, GOD, NO.

I'VE DONE ENOUGH OF THOSE UP AND DOWN PUSH UP AND DOWNY THINGIES.

YOU BENCH PRESS 350?

YEAH. IS THAT GOOD?

FOR YOUR SIZE? ABSOLUTELY.

IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME HERE?

YEAH, WELL, ME AND MY CREW JUST JOINED TODAY.

WAIT A MINUTE, YOU'RE VALLERY IRONS FROM V.I.P.

I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED YOU.

I'M A HUGE FAN. I HAVE SEEN ALL OF YOUR MOVIES.

OH, THANK YOU.

I LOVE THEM, I LOVE,

OH MY GOD, NUMBER 2 WAS SO GREAT BUT--

EXCEPT FOR 5. YEAH. THAT REALLY--

I KNOW, IT REALLY, REALLY SUCKED.

I SHOULD HAVE CUT MY LOSS AFTER BRAWLER 4.

5 TANKED, I KNEW IT WAS TIME TO GET BACK INTO THE BODY BUILDING BUSINESS.

NO OFFENSE, BUT WHY BUILD A GREAT GYM IN SUCH A LOUSY 'HOOD?

ACTUALLY, IT'S BEEN HERE FOR QUITE A WHILE.

I GOT MY FIRST BREAK HERE FROM OLD MAN McGINTY WHEN I WAS A KID.

I GOT INTO FIXING IT UP.

I THOUGHT IT'D BE A GOOD WAY TO GIVE SOMETHING BACK TO COMMUNITY.

[gun firing]

[people chattering]

[woman screaming]

THE COMMUNITY'S GIVIN' IT RIGHT BACK TO YOU.

[beeping] IT'S A BOMB. LOOKS LIKE A CHEMICAL DETONATOR.

JULIO, GET EVERYBODY IN THE BACK.

(Nikki) STAY BACK.

NIK, YOU'VE GOT IT?

YEP. NO PROB.

TASH, YOU AND ME.

KAY, GET EVERYBODY IN THE BACK WITH JULIO. ALL RIGHT.

COME ON. HERE YOU GO.

[tires screeching]

[beeping]

OH, SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I CUT THE DETONATOR RELAY, BUT I'M NOT SURE I CAN COMPLETELY DISARM IT.

I WAS TALKING ABOUT DAVE.

HELLO.

ISN'T HE CUTER IN PERSON? AND HE'S SO SWEET.

YEAH, HE'S THE BOMB. SPEAKING OF WHICH...

GOD, YOU'RE SWEATING. YOU MUST HAVE BEEN WORKING OUT REALLY HARD.

BUT YOU'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT THAT BOMB THINGY, ARE YOU?

YOU DON'T USUALLY WORRY ABOUT BOMB THINGIES.

YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF BOMBS, RIGHT?

I CAN'T STOP IT.

WE'VE GOT 2 MINUTES TO FIND AN EMPTY LOT.

COME ON!

WE GOTTA GET GOING.

[tires screeching]

MOVE IT.

OK, OK. WE'VE JUST GOTTA FIND A VACANT LOT.

WE GOT 2 MINUTES. THAT'S A LOT OF TIME.

THAT'S NOT A LOT OF TIME.

COME ON. COME ON!

(Val) WELL, WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO GO?

CUT OVER THERE. OVER THERE, OVER THERE. PULL OVER!

THAT WAS CLOSE. NOT AS CLOSE AS THE NEXT ONE.

GET GOING! WHAT NEXT ONE?

LISTEN, THIS IS AN OLD GAS STATION.

YOU SEE THOSE FLAMES RIGHT OVER THE EMPTY TANKS?

WHEN IT BLOWS, IT'S GONNA BE LIKE SUPER-KABOOM.

SUPER-KABOOM? YES!

YOU'VE NEVER SAID SUPER-KABOOM BEFORE.

YOU'VE SAID, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, VROOM, KABOOM, BUT NEVER SUPER-KABOOM.

IT MEANS LET'S GO!

[explosion]

(Nikki) SEE WHAT I MEAN? SUPER-KABOOM.

MAN, WE FELT THAT ALL THE WAY HERE.

COLECORD MEANT THAT FOR MY GYM?

WELL, NOT ALL OF IT.

YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES NIKKI GETS A HOLD OF A BOMB

AND THINGS GO SUPER-KABOOM.

YEAH, WELL, WE LOST THEM.

I COULD HAVE CAUGHT THEM.

WE ALMOST HAD THE PERPS.

BUT THEN THIS GIANT EXPLOSION WIPED OUT THE STREET IN FRONT OF US.

EXPLOSION, NIKKI.

EXPLOSION, NIKKI. ANY CONNECTION?

MAYBE.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. BACK TO BUSINESS.

SO WHO WAS LOOKIN' TO NIKKI YOUR PLACE?

YOU MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT THAT COLECORD GUY?

YEAH, A LOCAL HOOD. I'VE BEEN RUNNIN' OFF HIS CORNER DRUG DEALERS.

IT'S AN EXCELLENT WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS.

I'M TRYING TO KEEP THEM AWAY FROM THE KIDS.

THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR V.I.P., DON'T YOU THINK?

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, HOLD ON.

I SUNK EVERY DIME I GOT INTO THIS GYM.

I'M SURE I CAN'T AFFORD YOU.

OH, IT'S FOR THE COMMUNITY.

WE'LL DO IT FOR FREE.

(Quick) VAL.

[chuckling]

[muttering] I GOTTA TALK TO YOU. QUICK.

REMEMBER, OUT AT THE PLAYBOY MANSION, HEF WANTED ME TO GO,

BUT I LET YOU GO?

AND YOU WENT SKINNY-SNORKELING WITH ALL THE PLAYMATES, REMEMBER?

THAT'S TRUE, THAT'S TRUE. COME ON.

[clearing throat]

OF COURSE, GIVEN THE IMPORTANT CAUSE, OUR FEE IS NEGOTIABLE.

UH, PERHAPS A--

A LIFETIME COMPANY MEMBERSHIP AT THE GYM.

SURE, THAT'D BE GREAT.

[crickets chirping]

I TOLD YOU TO TAKE HART OUT,

NOT DEMOLISH THE WHOLE BLOCK.

IT WAS A WHOLE DIFFERENT BLOCK, MR. C.

YOU MORONS!

NOT ONLY DID YOU SCREW UP, BUT YOU SCREWED UP IN THE WRONG PLACE!

SORRY, BOSS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE SOME ACTOR OUTMANEUVERED YOU LIKE THAT.

WE NEVER EVEN SAW HART.

IT WAS THOSE CELEBRITY BODYGUARDS, V.I.P.

V.I.P.?

YOU'RE TELLIN' ME V.I.P. IS ON MY TURF?

WHAT ELSE YOU GONNA TELL ME, HMM?

DID YOU RUN OVER MY PET DOG?

SOME OF MY ARMANIS GET SHREDDED AT THE CLEANERS?

COME ON.

TELL ME, BEFORE I CRACK YOUR SKULLS OPEN

AND SHOW EVERYONE HOW EMPTY THEY ARE!

NO, I--I--I THINK THAT'S THE WORST OF IT, MR. C.

YOU, GET AS FAR OUT OF MY SIGHT AS POSSIBLE.

GET OUT OF HERE. OK, BOSS.

AND YOU,

GET REX REVO ON THE PHONE.

NOW!

[people chattering]

[beeping]

WELL, I GUESS WE'LL BE SPENDIN' A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER.

YEAH. AND FOR YOUR SAFETY, OF COURSE.

THE GREAT VALLERY IRONS.

YOU MUST BE IN INCREDIBLE PHYSICAL CONDITION.

OH, YEAH. YOU CAN'T GET IN THIS KIND OF SHAPE FROM SITTING ON A COUCH ALL DAY

WATCHING OLD MOVIES,

EATING POPCORN AND POTATO CHIPS.

GREAT, THEN LET'S WORK OUT.

NO. COME ON. NO, COME ON.

I'M WARNING YOU-- YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.

COME ON, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. COME ON, LET'S GO.

I DON'T WANNA LOOK LIKE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER.

DON'T WORRY, YOU WON'T.

(Dave) GOING MORE FOR A JESSE "THE BODY" VENTURA LOOK.

[grunting]

[laughing] COME ON.

[whimpering]

OH, STOP YOUR WHINING. COME ON. 3 MORE.

VAL REALLY IS WORKING OUT.

IS THAT SWEAT?

OH, COME ON, GUYS, SHE'S DOIN' REAL GOOD.

(Dave) VAL. COME ON, YOU GUYS.

IF I HAVE TO WORK OUT, YOU HAVE TO WORK OUT.

(Val) KAY, COME ON.

(Kay) VAL, HEY!

[whooping]

COME ON, BRO, LIFT UP YOUR CHEST AND DON'T WORRY. COME ON.

YOU'RE NOT SO TOUGH.

BEAUTIFUL.

OK, GOT IT?

UH-HUH.

COME ON.

♪ LET'S GO CRAZY ♪

KEEP GOIN'. I GOTTA TEACH YOU, DON'T QUIT.

♪ SO PICK IT UP ♪

DON'T MAKE ME MAD.

WHAT? WHAT?

QUIT!

NOT GOIN' QUICK ENOUGH. COME ON.

4. I WANT MY MONEY BACK.

1, 2.

4, 1.

COME ON, KILL IT.

HOW MANY MORE?

YEAH, LET'S SEE A SMILE.

OH.

[gasping]

[Quick exclaiming]

HE'S ONE HELL OF A COACH.

I HAVEN'T WORKED OUT LIKE THAT SINCE GOLDEN GLOVES.

I HAVEN'T WORKED OUT LIKE THIS SINCE BOOT CAMP.

I HAVEN'T WORKED OUT LIKE THIS SINCE SPECIAL OPS HELL WEEK.

I HAVEN'T WORKED OUT LIKE THIS SINCE SPACE CAMP.

I'VE NEVER WORKED OUT LIKE THIS SINCE...

I'VE NEVER WORKED OUT LIKE THAT.

(man) LOOK, AIN'T THAT REX REVO?

HEY, IT'S THAT GUY FROM YOUR MOVIES.

REX REVO.

WHAT'S HE WANT?

OH, HE PROBABLY WANTS TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR GYM.

HE'S A LOT BIGGER IN REAL LIFE, ISN'T HE?

SO I HEAR DAVE HART HAS GIVEN UP THE MOVIE BUSINESS

AND GONE BACK INTO BODYBUILDIN'.

THAT HE'S BUILT HIMSELF A GYM.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, REVO?

WELL, YOU SEE, THIS DON'T LOOK LIKE NO GYM TO ME.

LOOKS LIKE SOME KINDERGARTEN PLAYGROUND.

MAN, LOOK AT THESE STUPID CHROME DUMBBELLS!

GET OUT OF HERE, MAN.

(man) HEY, WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?

IT'S OK, I'LL HANDLE IT.

WELL, YOU'RE REAL TOUGH, AIN'T YOU, HART, HUH?

ALL THOSE STORE OPENINGS AND PRODUCT ENDORSEMENTS YOU'VE GOT

'CAUSE YOU'RE JUST SO DARN TOUGH, RIGHT?

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, REVO?

I KNEW YOU WERE ALWAYS A LITTLE TWEEKY.

WHEN DID YOU GO FULL OUT NUTS?

MAN, WHY DON'T YOU TELL THESE PEOPLE THE REAL REASON

YOUR MOVIE CAREER TANKED, BRAWLER.

COME ON, TELL 'EM.

HOW YOU WERE SO AFRAID OF ME,

YOU WOULDN'T EVEN COME OUT OF YOUR TRAILER WHEN I WAS AROUND.

HOW YOU HAD TO STAB ME IN THE BACK

TO MAKE YOURSELF SEEM LIKE A BIGGER MAN?

COME ON, DAVE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THAT.

TELL THEM RIGHT NOW, HARTLESS.

OR I'M GONNA SHOW EVERYBODY UP IN HERE WHO REALLY IS THE TOUGHEST.

I WAS ONLY TOUGHER THAN YOU IN THE MOVIES.

THAT WAS MIKE BRAWLER, NOT DAVE HART.

LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHIN'.

DAVE HART SAYS REX REVO AIN'T TOUGH ENOUGH.

NOW YOU SEE, DAVE HART SAID THAT.

REVO, I'M NOT GONNA FIGHT YOU. NOW GET OUT OF MY GYM!

YEAH, YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE

OR SHE'S GONNA GET MAD.

VALLERY IRONS? WAIT A MINUTE, MAN.

DAVE HART IS SUCH A WIMP THAT HE NEEDS BODYGUARDS TO PROTECT HIM?

[gun cocking]

NICE TALK, BIG FELLOW,

BUT I THINK YOUR GYM CARD JUST EXPIRED.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'LL BE BACK, HART.

AND EITHER YOU FIGHT ME,

OR I'M GONNA RIP THIS WHOLE PLACE APART.

AND NOT EVEN THE V.I.P.

CAN STOP ME, BABY, BABY!

ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU GENTLEMEN TO THE DOOR.

BABY, BABY!

NOT A STREET DEALER WITHIN 5 BLOCKS.

AND EVEN A SIDE OF CATTLE LIKE REX REVO IS RUNNIN' FROM V.I.P.

BOYS, WE GOT A PROBLEM.

[sighing]

AND IT'S A LOT BIGGER THAN DAVE HART.

TASHA, HOOK IT UP RIGHT THIS TIME.

THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

[Quick laughing]

(Quick) WHERE'D YOU LEARN THIS STUFF?

K.G.B.? DEEP COVER OPS?

MAYBE. ALWAYS MYSTERIOUS.

YOU GUYS MUST DO THIS FOR A LOT OF BIG MOVIE STARS, HUH?

DEPENDS.

SOMETIMES IT'S MORE LIKE FOLLOWING THEM AROUND OR PATTING THEIR BACK.

SO, EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL?

HOW'S THAT, UM, X47 DOING UP THERE? IS IT OK?

X47? YEAH, I--I HOPE I DID THE RIGHT THING.

DID YOU WANT THE MICROWAVE MODEL OR THE NEW INFRARED STYLE?

OH, COME ON, TASHA, I TAUGHT YOU TO BE A LITTLE MORE INDEPENDENT THAN THAT.

YOU FIGURE IT OUT FOR YOURSELF WHILE I GO TO THE BEACH WITH THE CLIENT.

BYE. WHOA.

WHOA, WAIT A SECOND, VAL. I DON'T THINK IT'S SAFE FOR YOU TWO TO BE OUTSIDE ALONE.

OK, I'LL TAKE SOME OF NIKKI'S GUN THINGIES.

OH, SO EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.

SHE'S GONNA TAKE SOME OF NIKKI'S GUN THINGIES.

GUN THINGIES.

♪ HEY, HEY, I, I ♪

♪ I'M WATCHING OVER YOU ♪

♪ I'M WATCHIN' OVER YOU ♪

♪ HEY, HEY, I, I ♪

♪ I'M WATCHING OVER YOU ♪

[clearing throat]

OH.

TOTALLY DESPERADO.

♪ YOU NEVER GET AWAY, OUT OF MY ♪

♪ GET AWAY, GET AWAY, GET AWAY ♪

♪ HEY, HEY, I, I ♪

♪ I'M WATCHING OVER YOU, I'M WATCHIN' OVER YOU ♪

(Val) I THINK IT'S GREAT THAT YOU WOULDN'T FIGHT REVO.

(Dave) BESIDES, THE GUY'D PROBABLY KICK MY BUTT.

WELL, HE--HE'S A LOT BIGGER THAN YOU.

HE USED TO BE A CAGE FIGHTER.

HE'S GOT THAT 'ROID RAGE THING GOIN' ON.

HE ALMOST GOT 2 STUNT PEOPLE KILLED

ON A MOVIE WE WERE WORKIN' ON.

THAT'S WHY I DECIDED IT WAS BEST JUST TO STAY AWAY FROM HIM.

STEROIDS? BAD NEWS.

I THINK MAYBE TASHA TAKES THOSE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.

STAY AWAY FROM HER.

I TRY.

I'M GONNA NEED SOME PAINT TO RETOUCH A COUPLE OF PLACES

WHERE I HAD TO DRILL.

UH, DAVE'S GOT IT LOCKED IN THE BACK ROOM.

LOOK, I'LL--I'LL GO GET THE KEY FROM HIM.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT MAGAZINE ARTICLE WHERE YOU SAID YOU COULD BEAT REVO...

UP?

STUDIO PUBLICISTS MADE UP ALL THAT CRAP.

[motor whirring] I TOLD 'EM TO CUT IT OUT,

BUT BY THAT TIME IT WAS TOO LATE.

WHAT?

OH.

VAL, IS THIS GUY AFTER US?

[grunts] YES.

STOP RIGHT THERE! I'M AN EXPERT WITH A GUN!

SO IS HE!

FOLLOW ME, FOLLOW ME, UP HERE. OK.

THIS WAY. NO, NO, THIS WAY, THIS WAY.

JUST COME ON. IT'S ALL UNDER CONTROL, DON'T WORRY.

I'VE GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.

FOLLOW ME THIS WAY. OK, OVER HERE.

(Val) OK, FOLLOW ME, FOLLOW ME. OK, OK.

THIS WAY, THIS WAY.

COME ON! OK.

OH, I GOT ANOTHER GUN. I'VE GOT A GUN. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

UM, UM...

OH, SHOOT. OH, NO. OH, NO. OK.

YOU'RE A BIG ACTOR, SO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE ONE OF THESE, RIGHT?

I DIDN'T USE GUNS. THE ONLY GUNS I KNOW HOW TO USE ARE THESE!

[grunting]

GET AWAY FROM HIM!

(Val) I'M NOT KIDDING, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE!

OH, BIGGER GUN, BIGGER GUN. OK.

OH, SHOOT, I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS WORKS EITHER. ALL RIGHT.

GET UP.

VAL, YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU OK?

BOOK HIM, DANO.

OH, YOU GUYS ARE REALLY CONNECTED WITH THE COPS.

YEAH, ME AND GRISP ARE LIKE THIS.

YEAH, NIKKI AND TASHA WILL FILL THEM IN.

WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?

[electricity surging]

OH GOD, THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN YOU TO THE BEACH.

OH, MY GOD.

HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO YOU?

IF COLECORD'S MAN WAS HERE TO KILL YOU, WHY BOTHER WITH THIS?

THIS ISN'T COLECORD'S WORK.

THIS IS REVO.

(Val) LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO KEEP YOU UNDER LOCK AND KEY

UNTIL YOU'RE SAFE FROM REVO.

VAL, YOU CAN'T HOLD ME HERE LIKE A PRISONER.

OH, NONSENSE, THIS IS ALL PART OF THE BODYGUARD THING.

YOU KNOW, I'VE GOTTA PROTECT YOU. JUST RELAX.

THAT'S GOOD.

VAL, I REALLY DON'T FEEL RIGHT LEAVING MY GYM.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

I HAVE THOSE PEOPLE THAT WORK WITH ME. THEY CAN WATCH YOUR GYM.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. OH, HELLO THERE.

OH, NO, NO.

WHY CAN'T YOU BE SHOPPING?

YOUR CREDIT CARD'S MAXED OUT. OH YEAH, I'M SURE IT'S MAXED.

[gushing] WELL, IF IT ISN'T MIKE BRAWLER.

[laughing] DAVE, ACTUALLY.

HI, DAVE.

DAVE, MAX. MAX, DAVE.

HI. NICE TO MEET YOU. NICE TO MEET YOU.

YEAH, MAX IS TERRIFIC, ISN'T SHE?

I TRY. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TERRIFIC AT?

YOU ARE TERRIFIC AT MAKING POPCORN.

THAT NEW POPCORN MAKER WE HAVE, YOU KNOW, THAT KIND OF REALLY SLOW ONE,

THAT YOU HAVE TO WATCH FOR A REALLY LONG TIME, SO NONE OF THE KERNELS BURN?

WE HAVE AN AIR POPPER, THOUGH.

NO, GO, WE NEED BUTTER, TOO. YOU GOTTA GO TO THE STORE.

WELL, IF YOU NEED POPCORN THAT BADLY...

MAYBE YOU NEED, UM, SOME DISTRACTION.

MAYBE YOU WANNA WATCH T.V. OR SOMETHING?

I AM SURE LOVEBOAT'S ON. MAYBE...

UM...

POLICE ARE STILL INVESTIGATING THE MOTIVE BEHIND THE VIOLENCE HERE AT DAVE HART'S GYM.

AND IN A BIZARRE TWIST OF LIFE IMITATING ART,

EYEWITNESSES REPORT SEEING REX REVO,

WHO YOU MAY RECALL STARRED OPPOSITE DAVE HART IN THE MIKE BRAWLER FILMS.

EYEWITNESSES REPORTED SEEING HIM RIGHT HERE AT THIS GYM RECENTLY.

NOW ALLEGEDLY

THAT'S WHERE HE CHALLENGED DAVE HART TO A FIGHT.

AND NOW LIVE NEWS 3 WANTS TO KNOW YOUR OPINION ON THE SUBJECT.

DIAL ONE OF THE 900 NUMBERS BELOW TO TELL US

WHO YOU THINK WOULD WIN IN A REAL LIFE BRAWL

BETWEEN MIKE BRAWLER AND REX REVO.

OH, PERHAPS YOU CAN TELL US, IS THERE GOING TO BE A FIGHT, MA'AM?

YEAH, THERE'S GONNA BE A FIGHT.

GOD, IT'S SUCH A SICK SOCIETY WHEN PEOPLE CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN A CHARACTER IN A MOVIE AND THE ACTOR WHO PLAYS HIM.

TELL ME ABOUT IT.

HOW DID YOU WANT YOUR POPCORN, MIKE?

DAVE, IT'S DAVE.

[Revo growling]

MAN, IS THIS THE BEST DAMN SPARRING PARTNER YOU COULD GET ME?

HE'S A TOTAL LOSER, COLECORD.

JUST BREAKING IN SOME NEW MUSCLE. WANTED TO SEE HOW HE'D DO.

YEAH, NO, NO, DON'T EVEN PAY HIM, MAN.

HE DIDN'T PUT UP A DECENT FIGHT!

NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE STUPID ENOUGH TO FIGHT YOU, REVO.

DAVE HART AIN'T STUPID. BUT HE'LL FIGHT.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HART?

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO. YOU THINK IT'S OVER WITH HART?

YOU'RE WRONG.

LOOK, I HAD MY FUN. YOU HAD YOURS.

HE'S GOT NO GYM, NO REPUTATION.

PRETTY SOON McGINTY'S WILL BE BACK TO SEED

AND THE NEIGHBORHOOD SAFE AGAIN

FOR THE POOR, STRUGGLING DRUG DEALERS.

HART WILL BE BACK.

LOOK, REVO, V.I.P. IS THERE BECAUSE OF YOU.

I COULD HAVE CHASED HIM OFF BEFORE HIS DAMN GYM OPENED.

NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME.

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR STUPID DRUG DEALERS!

HART'S NOT GONNA HIDE BEHIND V.I.P. FOREVER.

NOW I'LL MAKE HIM COME BACK.

AND WHEN HE DOES, I'LL BE WAITIN' ON HIM.

WHAT ABOUT V.I.P.?

YOU KEEP THEM OCCUPIED. I GOT A PLAN.

OK. OK.

SO WHAT'D YOU FIND?

THE ASSASSIN ON THE DUNE BUGGY IS TONY GRIFFLEY.

A.K.A. GRIFF.

A KNOWN ASSOCIATE OF COLECORD.

BUT HE'S NOT SAYING ANYTHING TO DETECTIVE GRISPY.

(Kay) THEY HAVE NOTHING ON COLECORD.

NOT GOOD.

BUT THE DUNE BUGGY WAS RENTED WITH A CREDIT CARD

FROM A DUMMY CORPORATION THAT JUST HAPPENS TO OWN SEVERAL WAREHOUSES

RIGHT IN DAVE'S NEIGHBORHOOD.

JUST GIVE ME THE ADDRESSES.

NICE WORK, KAY.

YOU FOUND COLECORD'S HANG OUT?

[tires screeching]

HOLD ON. LOOKS LIKE WE MIGHT NOT EVEN NEED TO GO THERE.

JULIO, GO HOME. BUT I'M JUST TRYING TO--

NOW! GET GOIN'.

DOES THAT CAR LOOK FAMILIAR?

ANY POINT IN CALLING 911?

SOMETHIN' TELLS ME WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE TIME.

I REALLY DON'T LIKE THOSE GUYS.

(Revo) HEY, KID.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

WHAT--WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?

[gasps]

I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHIN', KID.

IT'S NOTHIN' PERSONAL. I JUST WANT HART.

AND YOU'RE THE WAY TO GET HIM.

WE CAME AS FAST AS WE COULD. IS JULIO ALL RIGHT?

WHEN HE CAME OUT OF THE COMA HE ASKED FOR YOU, DAVE.

ARE YOU GONNA BE OK?

HE'S GONNA BE FINE. HE'S GONNA BE FINE.

[beeping]

JULIO? JULIO, DAVE IS HERE.

[woman chattering on P.A. system]

JULIO, WHAT HAPPENED?

I DIDN'T WANNA TAKE THEM.

THEY MADE ME.

THEY HELD ME DOWN.

WHO?

REVO.

YOU JUST GET HEALTHY. I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.

DAVE, NO!

IT'S A TRAP!

THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS.

I KNOW. AND HE'S GONNA GET IT.

OH, OH, THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, DAVE, YOU CAN'T, YOU CAN'T,

YOU CAN'T. NO. YOU CAN'T FIGHT.

I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU DO IT, I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU DO IT.

LOOK, I CAN CALL DETECTIVE GRISPY

AND THEY'LL PUT HIM IN JAIL.

NOT UNTIL I KICK HIS ASS THEY WON'T.

DON'T MAKE ME USE MY MARTIAL ART SKILLS ON YOU.

[sighing]

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

WAIT UP.

I'VE GOT THE KEYS TO YOUR CAR. YOU'RE TRAPPED.

DAVE? DAVE?

IT'S 4 OR 5 BLOCKS. COME ON, YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT IN THIS HEAT.

YOU'RE SWEATING.

YOU'RE GONNA SHRINK.

[train passing]

[screaming]

I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU FIGHT REVO.

HE'S TWICE YOUR SIZE.

DAVE?

(Colecord) COME ON, GUYS, LET'S HURRY IT UP.

THAT MORON REVO.

COME ON, GET THE DRUGS OUT BEFORE THE PLACE IS SWARMING WITH COPS.

BUMMER, ISN'T IT? WE DIDN'T WANNA WAIT FOR THEM EITHER.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, WE DON'T WANT NO TROUBLE.

JUST--JUST RELAX. OK?

JUST RELAX.

TAKE COVER!

♪ WE'RE GONNA NEED, GONNA NEED EVERYBODY ♪

DAVE, DAVE, THIS ISN'T A GOOD IDEA.

THESE ARE THE WRONG BOOTS TO BE CHASING YOUR ASS DOWN THE STREET.

[horn honking]

(Val) EXCUSE ME.

STOP, HEY.

I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU FIGHT REVO!

[people chattering]

♪ THE TIME IS COMING NOW ♪

♪ NOW AND FOREVER ♪

(Val) COME ON.

(male reporter) I'M UP HERE WITH SKYTEAM OVER THE VENICE AREA.

HEY, IT LOOKS LIKE A TRAFFIC DISTURBANCE.

ACTUALLY THERE'S QUITE A CROWD FORMING DOWN THERE.

(Tasha) DON'T LET THIS JERK GET AWAY!

(Quick) I'VE GOT HIM, I'VE GOT HIM.

SO, YOU ALL WANNA SEE A FIGHT?

(crowd) YEAH! YEAH, REVO!

I HEAR THE BRAWLER THINKS HE CAN TAKE ME!

AS IF!

YOU'RE GONNA NEED THIS AGAINST REVO.

HEY, HEY, HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WATCHING TOO MUCH T.V. OR SOMETHING?

GO BACK TO YOUR MOTHER.

NO, YOU'LL NEED THIS AGAINST REVO.

CONSTRUCTION WORKERS!

[people chattering]

(Shelly) THIS IS NEWSCAM 3,

COMING TO YOU GUYS LIVE RIGHT NOW FROM VENICE,

WHERE WE HAVE BREAKING NEWS. IT IS THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY.

EVERYBODY HAS BEEN WAITING FOR.

WE'RE TALKING THE FIGHT BETWEEN REX REVO AND MIKE BRAWLER.

NOW EVERYONE IS STANDING AROUND ANTICIPATING THIS FIGHT.

LET'S GO TO BRIAN NOW AT SPORTS.

BRIAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK DAVE'S CHANCES ARE TODAY?

(Brian) WELL, SHELLY, REX REVO DEFINITELY HAS THE SIZE

AND THE REACH.

BUT DAVE HAS SPIRIT. AND YOU CAN NEVER COUNT THAT OUT.

OH, OH, I NEED SOME POPCORN.

I WILL TAKE HIM DOWN!

I WILL MAKE HIM PAY! COME ON, BRAWLER!

DAVE, DAVE, STOP.

THERE'S NOT GONNA BE A FIGHT, OK?

SO WATCH THIS, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.

EVERYBODY, STOP! PROFESSIONAL BODYGUARD! EVERYBODY STOP!

[people cheering]

EVERYBODY STOP. LOOK, THERE'S NOT GONNA BE A FIGHT, OK.

THERE'S NOT GONNA BE A FIGHT. DAVE?

I MEAN, WE GOT THIS GUY UP HERE.

HIS NAME IS DAVE "I AIN'T GOT NO" HART.

CALLS HIMSELF THE BRAWLER. WELL, BABY, IT'S ON!

♪ WE'RE GONNA NEED, GONNA NEED EVERYBODY ♪

♪ LIFT UP YOUR HANDS, GONNA NEED EVERYBODY ♪

♪ JUST BRING IT ON, BRING IT ON, EVERYBODY BRING IT ON ♪

NOW, YOU SEE, I KNEW YOU'D COME.

THERE ANY LAST WORDS BEFORE I...

♪ TIME TO MAKE HASTE ♪

♪ LET'S BRING IT ON, BRING IT ON ♪

[yelling]

[crowd yelling]

COME ON, DAVE! COME ON, DAVE!

(male reporter) IT LOOKS LIKE REVO'S KICKING SOME BRAWLER BUTT DOWN THERE.

SLEAZY LITTLE VULTURES.

EXCUSE ME.

STAND BACK, STAND BACK. OUT OF THE WAY. POOR LITTLE MIKEY.

[crowd cheering]

PATHETIC, MAN. PATHETIC! GET YOUR ASS!

YOU'RE A PATHETIC LOSER, HART! HE AIN'T GOT NO HEART, TOO.

WHERE YOUR HEART AT, BOY?

GET UP, GET UP, GET UP, GET UP, GET UP, GET UP!

VAL, I WAS JUST WATCHING T.V. THIS IS ALL OVER THE NEWS.

HIT HIM, DAVE!

I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T WANT HIM TO FIGHT.

I DIDN'T, BUT NOW, BUT NOW HE'S...

LOOK, IT'S A CONFUSING MORAL DILEMMA.

KICK HIS BUTT!

(Quick) HOLD ON, GUYS.

THIS GUY'S NOT GIVING UP.

COME ON!

♪ WE'RE GONNA NEED, GONNA NEED EVERYBODY ♪

♪ LIFT UP YOUR HANDS, GONNA NEED EVERYBODY ♪

♪ NOTHING TO WASTE, TIME TO MAKE HASTE ♪

♪ JUST BRING IT ON, BRING IT ON ♪

♪ BRING IT ON, BRING IT ON ♪

WHAT A DUMP.

GET OUT.

♪ LIFT UP YOUR HANDS, GONNA NEED EVERYBODY ♪

♪ NOTHING TO WASTE, TIME TO MAKE HASTE ♪

♪ JUST BRING IT ON, BRING IT ON, BRING IT ON, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY ♪

MIKE, MIKE, ARE YOU OK?

IT'S DAVE. DAVE.

YEAH.

IT'S JUST LIKE A BRAWLER MOVIE.

I KNOW. I KNOW.

♪ BRING IT ON, BRING IT ON, BRING IT ON DOWN ♪

NO, IT MATCHES, IT DOES.

IN KIND OF ALL BIG MATCHING,

NON-MATCHING KIND OF WAY.

THANK YOU.

SO WHAT HAPPENED?

I BOUGHT REVO'S PLACE AT THE POLICE AUCTION.

I GOT IT ON THE FIRST ROUND. AND NO ONE WOULD EVEN BID AGAINST ME.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH IT?

SOME KIND OF NEW COMMUNITY CENTER.

I'VE BEEN TALKING WITH THE NEIGHBORHOOD COUNCIL.

WELL, I KNOW WHAT YOU CAN CALL IT. VALLERY IRONS HARD BODY GYM.

NO, SHE WOULD USE IT TO PROMOTE

HER HAIR AND MAKEUP LINE TO IMPRESSIONABLE GIRLS.

NO, NOT A GOOD IDEA.

HUH, I HAVE A GREAT WAY TO PROMOTE IT.

TASHA AND I FIGHT TO THE DEATH.

NOW THAT WOULD BE THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY.

THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME?

"ALL THE GUNS I NEED ARE THESE!"

COME ON, JUST ONE ROUND. NO, I WAS KIDDING. I WAS KIDDING.

NO...

JUST YOU AND ME.

THEY CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW, OK?

NO, NO, NO.

OK. COME ON NOW.

GET HER, VAL. JUST GET HER. I GOT YOUR BACK.

NIKKI, NIKKI, BLOW HER UP.

[chuckling]