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ANNOUNCER: American Horror Story: Apocalypse.

All new, Wednesdays at 10:00 on FX.

FX presentsMr. Inbetween.

MAN: Hon, where are my keys?

-On the table. -Oh.

GIRL: Well, mine's gonna be better.

GIRL: I've finished.

BOY: Keep dreaming.

-Okay. I'm off. Love you. -Love you.

See you soon, guys.

All right.

Can I break this one?

BOY: Nah, don't.

GIRL: Looks like a doggy.

♪ They only make me feel like dying♪

♪ In an unguarded moment...♪

Fuck!

God.

Fuck.

Piece of shit.

That's a pistol, all right

Let's go. In the boot, mate. Open it, get in.

Better move.

Get in.

Head down, head down, thank you.

♪

Oh, shit.

Out you get.

Let's go.

Round the front.

You got the wrong guy, all right?

You're Luke Henson, aren't ya?

Oh, shit. I swear to God, you got the wrong guy...

-Shovel. -I swear.

Dig.

Who's payin' you?

Nah, mate. What are you doin'?

-The dirt's supposed to go outside the hole, pal.

All right?

Can I... can I ask a favor?

No, you can't.

Have you got kids?

Huh? I've got a family. I've got-I've got...

I've got two kids.

They aren't... Can you just not...

Can you just not bury me?

Not bury me?

I gotta bury you, mate.

No, no, no, so they won't...

if they know what happened to me, they won't...

they won't be left wondering.

Your wife knows what you do, doesn't she?

Can I leave a note? Can I le...

Can I just leave a note?

-Just to say that I'm... -She'll put two and two together, mate,

just keep fuckin' digging, will ya?

Don't look at me, cunt, look at the fuckin' hole.

Please, please, please, please, please...

Can you tell my family that I...

♪

Sharny told me that he's not real.

How would she know?

Her mum told her. So is he real?

Um...

Santa's like a... myth.

What's that?

It's like a...

like a tradition.

So he isreal.

No, he's not. Nuh.

So where do presents come from?

I buy 'em.

So why'd you lie about that?

Good question.

I mean...

I don't even know where the whole Santa thing comes from,

and what it's got to do with Jesus being born.

Is Jesus real?

Yeah, look, I never met the guy, but...

possibly.

What about the Easter Bunny?

No.

The Tooth Fairy?

Uh...

The Tooth Fairy's not real, either?

Mm-mmm.

What about unicorns?

No, unicorns are real.

Really? How'd you know?

I've seen one.

Where?

Blue Mountains.

So what happened?

I was... drivin'.

I was drivin'... through the mountains,

and, um...

yeah, just, I needed a wee.

So...

when I got out...

I could hear this noise,

like, um, you know, when a horse runs?

That noise?

And, um... yeah, I'm standin' there,

like, on the edge of this clearing.

I can hear this clip clop noise,

and it's gettin' louder and louder.

Then I look up...

and on the other side of the clearing...

there's this unicorn.

Were you scared?

Actually, I was a little bit, yeah.

Yeah. So, I'm, like, standin' there,

and I'm lookin' at him, and he's lookin' at me.

And then he, um...

He starts smilin' at me.

Right?

And then he winks at me, he goes like that.

And he says... "You take care, Ray."

And... he flew off.

Wait, how did he know your name?

Unicorns know everybody's name.

Fuck.

Dad, one dollar.

TV HOST: And in fact, I did my sums wrong before the break.

Jane's going home with over $10,000 worth

of prizes for her five nights here on the program.

-Yeah, give her a round of applause.

-That's good. Ten thousand...

-Nah, not yet. -TV HOST: So, well done.

But you'd still like to win today, wouldn't you?

-JANE: Oh, I'd love to win. -TV HOST: It's easily done.

-You're only...

Nothin'.

-Spill it. -TV HOST: Takin' the pot luck

outta the prize for round three...

Gotta go to court.

Now?

Tomorrow.

What did you do?

Bashed a dickhead.

What happened?

I don't wanna talk about it.

How did they get you?

Rego.

They got a couple of witnesses.

You're getting sloppy.

You can talk.

FREDDY: It's not the fact that you get to see all the pretty girls

takin' a shower, although that's pretty good.

It's that, if I'm runnin' late for work, I don't have

to take one at home, you know.

Ray!

Ray.

What's goin' on?

Hey, that guy, Henson?

-He's not the guy.

What does that mean?

Well, we thought he was the guy.

The-the guy who killed Willie Keys.

See, Henson, he owed Willie 60 grand,

so we thought it was him.

But it wasn't.

So I killed the wrong bloke?

Hey, look, mate, I'm sorry, what...

We thought it was him, what's the... what's the problem?

Next time make sure you got the right fuckin' guy.

♪

♪

All right. Can you wash your hands, first, please?

-Yep. -And then we're gonna go straight onto homework.

Luke said to give this to you

if anything ever happened to him.

What What do you mean?

So, you been married?

-Engaged. -Engaged.

But I was, you know, 21, so...

-Mm. -You know...

Dodged a bullet.

-Mm. -You know.

You?

Married, once, yep.

Got a daughter.

What's her name?

Britt.

Brittany.

How old is she?

Eight.

So what's she into

Unicorns.

-Cute. -Mm.

What else?

Extortion.

What?

She got this thing, if you swear...

she charges you a dollar.

Oh, yeah, like a... like a swear jar.

Yeah, but there's no jar.

Money just goes straight in her pocket.

-Swear pocket. -Swear pocket.

What's goin' on?

Sorry. It's just a friend of mine,

she's having guy trouble.

Mm. What's happenin'?

I don't know, she's seeing this guy,

and I don't know, they're kinda serious,

but she's thinking... I don't know, she's thinking

maybe he's not exactly boyfriend material.

Oh, okay.

What's wrong with him?

Nothing. I mean, they get along fine,

and the sex is great, it's just...

he's a bit shit in the kissing department.

Oh, is that all?

Mm.

I think you gotta find somebody,

like, everybody's got their own style.

-Mm. -And you just gotta find somebody that fits your style.

Otherwise... it's not gonna work.

Yep?

That style right for you?

-Yeah.

-Yeah, it's good. -Mm.

Mm.

[indistinct announcement on P.A.]

Hey.

Ah, so what's the story?

The doctor put him in coma.

They say there might be brain damage.

Hey, hey, hey...

Come on, come on.

He'll be all right. Okay?

He's a fighter.

And he's gonna be fine. Okay?

All right?

Hey?

So what happened?

These fucking cockfuckers--

they bash him.

We was doing deal. They buy the guns,

then these guys come in, and they...

bash Gary, take the guns.

So who were these guys?

I don't know, they had mask on.

I can't see face.

You're doin' a gun deal with blokes

-No, no.

We do deal with guy.

I know this guy. And while we do deal,

these other guys come in,

they bash Gary, and they take guns.

Okay. So what's the name of the guy

you're doin' the deal with?

Why you want to know this?

Why don't you wanna fuckin' tell me?

His name is Hassam.

How come they didn't bash you?

Because I didn't have the guns.

They kick me in balls. My balls are killing.

You want to see I'll show you my fucking...

No, I don't wanna see your fuckin' balls, you idiot.

I got one of them good, though, one of the cockfuckers,

I punching him in...

-You punched him three times in the face? -Right in the face.

Oh? How's you hands, your hands all right, mate?

-Yeah, they're good. Okay.

-Well, that's good. -'Cause I used to box when I kid.

-Yeah. So I can punch him very good.

Yeah? Nice. All right, thanks.

Wash your hands, you dirty prick.

Oh, you scare fucking shit of me.

What you do, Ray?

Take a seat, mate.

What fuck is this, huh?

You come into my house, and you tell me...

Fuck off me, huh?

Huh? What are you gonna do?

Let's go for a ride, mate.

-Over here, dickhead. -Ohh!

Come on. That's it.

Fuck you doing? You want to fucking kill me, Ray?

Huh? Man, I had nothing to do with the Gary thing.

-Yes, you did. Prove it.

See that hand?

See that

That's what your hand should look like.

Okay, okay. Okay, I lied to you about that.

But everything else is true, I swear on life of my family.

What fuck you doing?

Ray, Ray! I'm Gary brother-of-law!

Okay, mate, here's how it's gonna go, all right?

You start tellin' the truth, okay?

Or I'm gonna cut your dick off.

And then I'm gonna go flush it down the dunny, okay?

And you're gonna spend the rest of your life walkin' around

with a stub where your cock used to be.

MAN : Vasilli, it's Hassam.

Come in.

Whoa!

Hands up.

Where's the piece?

Waistband.

-On the bed.

Both of ya.

Go on.

All right. Start talkin'.

About what?

What do you think?

It was Vasilli's idea in the first place.

-You lie, cockfucker.

HASSAM: He came to me couple of days ago,

said we should rip him off.

I didn't want them to bash him,

but your friend's got some balls, and...

he put up a good fight, you know?

So who bashed him?

Just... guys I know.

They got names?

If I tell you...

will you kill them?

: Stop. St-Stop.

What? What is it? Hey.

I think there's something out there.

MAN: There's nothin' out there, baby.

WOMAN: Can you check?

♪

♪ Now you're screamin' come and save me♪

♪ Yeah, I'm crazy♪

-♪ This is how you made me♪

♪

♪ It's your karma, baby♪

♪ Now you're screamin' come and save me♪

♪ You thought you could really play me♪

♪ I take your life♪

♪ And put a black rose in your coffin maybe♪

♪ Well, you don't show no respect♪

♪ What you expect when I'm this crazy♪

♪ Been thinkin' the worst daily♪

♪ I'm prayin' to God but he won't save me♪

♪ Messin' with, messin' with♪

♪ No, no, I don't play games♪

♪ If you want, I just shout it out♪

♪ When the girls clap we ain't got no time for combo♪

♪ Talk's cheap when you're sunnin' at drop top...♪

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Bit of that.

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Well, i-if the jury pleases-- If the jury pleases me--

If it pleases the court, I have a subpoena.

Your Honorable, I object.

I'd like to bring forth another--