Original subtitles

But is this the way to brake? Are you crazy !

You were sleeping... It's that idiot cyclist's fault.

That becomes more and more deficient.

He does nothing, smart!

Hello Luigi !

Luckily before leaving I had you adjust your brakes!

Throw away that shitty cigar! Come on, we're late.

Look at the engineer!

Hi, Far!

The pain in the ass He came back for the hunt.

- Does he always carry that around with him? - Like a dog.

He is the director of the factory of the engineer... but a hunter!

It will be...

But I smell horns.

No, horns at all, but not to the engineer!

Do you know Mrs. Soraide?

She's all house and church. Indeed, more church than home.

I've always said it that you always see horns around!

- Here is your lady, Romeo. - Mina, did you get the jelly?

- If we want to go... - Anyway, listen to me when I talk.

- The engineer is a cuckold! - What are you saying, Romeo?

You will see, whoever lives will see. Let's go, love.

Welcome back, engineer!

The engineer is back!

Is everything still like this? Come on... if I don't take care of it!

Open everything, arrange the beds and area the rooms. Fast !

Yes Madam.

Luigi, where have you gone?

Kitty...

Come here...

Wait for me, right?

If I catch you...

Wait for me... If I catch you, big ass!

- If the lady comes! - I don't care about everyone!

What are you doing! Come here !

We'll do crazy stuff!

Not underwear!

Watch your head!

My God, what a blow!

- Doris, Soraide! - Commands!

Who is that there!

I had forgotten about it! She's been waiting a long time, poor thing.

She is your relative.

What happens ? Luigi, what is there to shout about?

Do you know her ? She says she is our relative.

Adele, what was I here?

She's mine... your niece!

My ?

Eighteen years old.. you've grown up!

You have grown up. The last time I saw you,

you were this tall... with your mother. Peace to her soul.

You got yourself kicked out from the college.

The tuition was paid by my mother.

- Have you finished your studies at least? - No.

Yes, we are here anyway.

Mom always told me no you would have forgotten when you...

Okay, we'll decide something.

Here's the coffee. How much sugar ?

Two.

Give it here, I'll pass it to the lady.

Luigi, don't take him. She raises your blood pressure.

Not what she ate we need more than coffee!

- How much sugar ? - One, thank you.

Unique flavour.

It's a shame that you wine like this no more can be found!

With strawberries it is her death. It's sour and balances out with sweetness.

- Do not you think ? - Yes, it compensates well.

However, as long as you stay with us, find something to do.

I don't like seeing people around without doing anything.

It's okay, aunt.

Mr Piero, you don't drink coffee, do you?

Yes, I'll do a tear tonight to the rule.

May it go your way.

I would go to bed, aunt. I'm very tired.

- Okay good night. - Good night.

- Luigi, a game of billiards? - Sleep, tomorrow we'll go hunting!

- But Antonio is coming tomorrow! - Send Doris to get him.

- Wake up at 4. - Are you awake too, Mr Piero?

- Yes please. - No ! I call him.

And put out that fucking cigar!

- Goodnight, Luigi. - Good night.

After 8 months I would be happy with it you went to get it, not the servant.

What is this hunting craze?

Sometimes I think I love myself more to Antonio. And I'm not his mother.

And close the window that we are filled with mosquitoes!

It's the only thing that's not missing here!

I don't understand why you persist to come here every year.

We could have gone to Riccione, at the sea. I hate the countryside!

Besides, we wouldn't have found each other that Adele underfoot!

What do you think about doing it work in a factory?

No, she's still my relative, I don't think it's the right place!

Yet an accommodation we'll have to give it to him,

if she doesn't she sticks like a leech and I stay at home!

Wait ! Then I'll come to you!

But are you listening?

These mosquitoes...

But she's your niece, not mine! By God!

Ugly blasphemer!

- Doris... - Who is he?

- My ass, it's me! - Engineer.

What does he do, no... For goodness' sake!

Engineer, if you can hear the mistress!

Engineer...

Don't take it that way, she happens to everyone.

It must have been the journey, a little tired.

Tired even in the balls, never! I'm never tired, understand?

Here, put this on.

But how, naked? I am ashamed.

Naked, how did you come into the world!

All right... But how strange, engineer.

Get the tools now.

Run !

- Everyone ? - Everyone, come on!

Good.

- Is this okay? - Even below.

Down filled comforter !

Scopetto.

Well !

- I'm tired, engineer. - Even below, come on!

Come on, fuck! Further below.

- I'm sick ! - Slave, shut up!

Quick, pace!

So, good. Here you are...

Fuck!

Well done, engineer. Yes, engineer...

Well, what do you have to look at? It's tired, sleep!

- Welcome back, ladies. - Hello, Doris!

- Are you tired, sir? - Ninth.

It's a little hot...

Oh God, what does he do? Brakes!

He never makes mistakes!

Thank you. Ten and five, fifteen!

Ten poor pears of the parish, five for the souls in purgatory.

- I think it is right. - Luigi, Antonio has arrived!

What was I there? Come forward.

- Praise be to Jesus Christ, Father. - Always be praised.

They made you brainwashing

or they didn't give you feed those stingy priests!

- Luigi! - What I've said ? He's thin !

- Promoted. - Postponed.

- Patience, he'll recover. - Never mind!

From tomorrow, study! 8 hours on books!

He just got back, let him rest.

Nothing, study! At your age I was racking my brain over books!

If they fail you again this year go to the factory to be a worker!

Antonio, are you there?

What do you look like! Take it, it's good for you.

Thank you.

- And please... - Study, study!

- Hi, Doris. - Good morning, aren't you studying today?

- But are you going to do it now too? - Ah, for me...

Hot, huh?

Yes, hot.

What are you studying? How you must be educated!

-Will you show me? - You'll waste it with wet hands.

What is it?

I have a wasp in my back, he catches me!

- It doesn't work for me, you try. - I ?

Yes, my hands are wet! Try it!

- Where ? -You put your hand down.

Here, the hand further down...

A little further, further... Here, yes...

- I feel nothing. - Even further.

A little further...

Sir, have you found it?

Look here... stuff doesn't last anymore today.

Washing it too much...

The engineer woke up, he wants coffee.

Thank you, Mr. Piero. Well raised.

- Do you want coffee too? - Why not!

Thank you.

Adele, can you take it to your uncle?

- I really... - Come on, I'm busy here!

I brought coffee.

Who can you see... my beautiful big ass!

- Please, uncle! - Who are you ?

Soraide, Doris! And this the way to bring coffee?

This is how you learn! I saw you go behind all the pants...

- But I... - But you ? Don't you ever come in?

If you didn't provoke them, they would be happy!

But what does it sound like!

- What are you doing, Mr. Piero? - Check the engine.

Look at that son of a cow!

Done !

- Can I ride? - Yes, mount.

- Will you let me drive? - Just a little trip!

Did you get hurt, Lungi?

- Holy Madonna... - You have nothing to do ? She runs away.

Place them in cold water otherwise they will swell!

Soraide, are you ready?

Always late ! It's not a house, it's a mess!

- What did you do to your hand? - That imbecile as usual...

- But are you still like this? - Luigi, I have to talk to you.

- Right now ? - Promise me you won't get angry.

A little while ago I surprised Antonio who was spying on me.

But I castrate that depraved man!

Don't do that, he's a boy. He is at a delicate age...

You should talk to him man to man, it's big now.

All right, hurry we're late. I'll handle that.

Please, everything!

Dad, I didn't do anything!

- What are you doing ? - Study.

Exactly, you study too much!

A boy your age should go out, distract yourself a bit...

go for a walk with suitable company, some girls...

- But... - What the but! Listen.

- Do you go to women? - In college...

But look at how she made you! White, he looks like a worm!

Always books, books...

What is this?

Witch wanker! It's time for you to wake up!

Women of flesh and blood, besides this rubbish!

At your age I was in a mess from morning to evening !

Do you have a girlfriend? No ? Then I'll take care of it.

Have someone come to the villa of the country, I was a celebration.

Today, dancing and groping, Dance and grope, understand?

Yes, dad. Thanks, dad.

- The monk. What do you want ? - We miss mass.

I'm coming, I'm coming!

Did you understand ? Fuck! Are you or are you not a man?

Good morning !

What did you have to talk about so much?

- A few venal peccumoids... - Did he give you penance?

- 30 Pater, 20 Ave and a fine. - A fine ?

- 10,000 lire. - It seems strange to me as a penance.

Aldino! Let me taste these ricottas, they look good.

Good boy.

- Bring them to the villa. - Commands, engineer.

Girls, is there a party? All scorpion fish in this town!

- Come on let's go. - But what a hurry!

The eye of the sky.

Let's Dance ?

Would you like to dance ?

Can't you see the ice is missing? Go to the kitchen to get it!

What comes to mind?

- A little purity, engineer? - You play with Piero, he's better.

- I'm out of practice. - Come on, you're a champion!

- No... -He plays.

Right or left ?

White. I can see he's lucky.

He moves first.

- Read the newspapers! - You talk nonsense.

If you listen to the newspapers! I read the Gazzettino...

Do you know what it would take? A strong government!

I have a headache... I'm going to get some air.

Lord... In my house, under my husband's roof!

Gaspare, no...

You make me lose my mind...

- Gaspare, I didn't believe it! - Modestly!

But...

however you turn it around, they are always horns!

- Where is Piero? -He accompanied Soraide who felt unwell.

-He didn't want to disturb. - Where do you have the car?

A bicycle !

- What happened to him? - I don't know, he seems crazy to me!

Look at the fury!

Do you think it's a way to go?

But Romeo, yours is a fixation!

Not without foundation, however!

- I'll cause carnage! - Dad, I didn't do anything.

I see you didn't do anything!

- Where are the others ? - They're all gone.

- And Doris? - She's gone too.

You moron!

Cursed.

- Luigi discovered us! - Oh, mother!

Stop, bitch!

Luigi don't do that! Think of the scandal!

Are you going hunting?

You're fired!

- Dishonor of my house! - Luigi, don't get into trouble!

Dirty, depraved and also helpless!

But I'm leaving!

Good morning, to the most beautiful ass in the country!

All the men are pigs!

Are you hurt ?

- Get this stuff off me! - Horned and helpless...

Look at this beautiful couple. You disgust me !

- What did you want to tell me? - A malice before leaving.

Now we are without a servant, we have to go too.

- I can replace Doris. - Yes, certainly.

My Adele.

Adele, where did you keep it hidden? Is everything good by God?

- Until yesterday you seemed planed... - And now ?

A note, just to talk.

Don't be a pain in the ass.

Uncle... no, what are you doing?

Here he is, always late!

The raw material increases, we need to adjust the price lists.

And do I have to think about it? So, you, sorry.

What are you doing as a director of the factory?

At eighteen I wallowed a generation of deaths...

How disgusting ! Adele, how do you serve?

- Excuse me. - There's something...

- You laughing, idiot! - You can't always offend me like this!

I don't offend you, because you are stupid!

You're just good at causing trouble!

It's not done like that!

It couldn't be had a bit of paté?

Luigi, are you sick? What time is it?

Nothing, I'm going hunting. Sleep.

She's lazing around this morning...

Here, good. It was time !

Beautiful...

But where are you going ?

Even binoculars now!

Dumpo, son of a dog!

- Come here immediately! - Well up, slept well?

Fine thanks. Piero!

Piero, you dirty dog! Always the last one!

Always the last one! Never once do you get up on time.

Macaque, don't argue! I'll give you 5 minutes.

- What is it? - 5 minutes, understand?

How was I supposed to know you wanted to go hunting today too?

Stop talking! Come down!

- Aldino, think about dogs. - All right, engineer.

- No pen flew! - We didn't see anything.

- There must be some jinx. - I'm afraid so.

- What do you have to look at? - Nothing.

Old pig!

I'd better keep an eye on you. Are you still here ?

I go.

- Good morning, uncle. - HI.

Give me that rag, Please ?

- For me ? - Yes.

A small present that reminds me of the past.

As I remember them well these little legs, always scratched...

when you came here as a child...

- Can you pass me the other rag? - You were so lively, you know?

- Otherwise I have to go down. - No, stop as you are.

- This ? Here. - Yes.

Who would have thought that they would have made a success like this.

I've never worn socks like these.

It's time you learned yourself, you know? Look, I'll teach you now.

Put your foot in, slowly...

Stop, you have to put the straight seam.

What do you want ? What do you have to look at?

- Do I need a hand? - Not from you!

And why do you come in with the ball? Dirty floors.

Now that you're taking a shower, don't leave the bathroom like a dunghill.

- I'll have to clean up afterwards. - What's wrong with you?

And I don't want to always see you underneath when I climb a ladder!

- Are you angry with me? - You are still water...

As ?

Don't pretend you don't understand, Now I'll do the cleaning.

I happen to see magazines that you keep hidden in your room...

- He's spying! - I didn't tell anyone!

There's Niccolт on the motorboat!

And who are you? You see her ?

- I think it's Mrs. Codechin. - You understood the prude!

She waits for her to come to confession...

I smell horns...

From here and across the Po, all children by Niccolт! Let me see.

But that's the engineer! From birds to fish!

Escape !

Adele, wait for me...

Street ! It's the place to graze the sheep?

Run Run .

Wait for me.

But where are you going ? Wait for me!

You have to come and do it right here!

Piero! But did you fall asleep?

4 o'clock, the hunt!

I can't take it anymore... Every day standing which is still dark.

Piero, 4. Piero, we're going hunting. I hate hunting!

I don't give a damn about guns, some cartridges, some dogs...

There is no other excuse to stay together ?

- Adele ! - Uncle, take me!

Look at this dirty guy!

- He comes here ? - No, he has other things to think about.

- Where did you hear it? - Mom always sang it.

- You better take that smile off. - Wasn't that your song?

I play the piano who I have time to play it to.

You offered yourself as a servant, and be a servant.

And she tries to take away certain ideas from you from the head.

With that virginal look, don't screw me.

I saw you at the Po make fun of your uncle.

- It's not true. - I wasn't born yesterday.

She turns wide, otherwise you take your rags and go!

Without me you would be a wretch like your mother.

And I won't take my eyes off you off you, you know?

Alright then.

Look how he sleeps...

The quails... where are they?

Wake up, mona! Spring !

A bunch of bullshit... You're going to kill me at any moment!

Listen, pen doesn't fly. Only mosquitoes fly.

- Let's go to drink something... - Yes, it's better...

With a menugram like you...

- Come here, beautiful brunette! - Commands.

One more liter! Run !

But what do you need? The mother she doesn't want us to go to the attic.

They're all gone, you wimp.

And then, why do you keep calling her mom?

You come.

Turn on the light.

- I want to show you something. - Have you come yet?

- But what are you looking for? - Look.

Have you ever seen clothes like this? I do.

My mom had a closet full of them.

- And whose are these? - Your grandmother's.

Mom !

Kiki Delorme... Isn't that stupid as a stage name?

Even though my mother, your stepmother they had little to share!

What are you laughing at, I won't let you!

The sirens of Cesenatico, look! Not bad !

Enough !

- Are you saying that your father knows? - Stop that !

Luigi, where are you?

- Grandma, what are you doing? - I watch.

- That you see ? - A man who appears dead.

Died ? Luigi come out there's the old spy!

Stop, the dead man lives here!

He died!

Louis! Holy Madonna, what happened?

- And are you drunk? - Yes, I'm drunk.

...The little granny, the spy. Then the big ass came out.

A misfortune, a real catastrophe.

Dad! Dad's dead!

A bunch of bullshit dead!

Engineer, what a misfortune! What a loss!

Virgin Mary !

What a gaffe...

She's sorry, but you have to explain to me so that it is a diet for everyone.

- The doctor said so. - For you, who have been ill.

But for the rest of us... And then this broth opens your stomach!

If it's open and you don't put anything in it you can even die inside!

- Look at what Antonio has become! - It seems like the same as always to me.

This is how you heal and we get sick!

Finally !

I couldn't take it anymore.

- Bubbles! - Throw the pasta down.

- All of it? - All ! How is the sauce?

- How long does it take to cook? - 12 minutes.

Done.

Spaghetti, come on!

- The colander, quickly. - Wait while I close here.

Let's go...

- Luigi! - Always on the best side!

Let's get rid of...

Come on, for heaven's sake! Come on, move!

Away !

Romeo didn't tell you to avoid hassles?

Wretch, coward, traitor...

The blood of my blood, inside my house... I disinherit him!

I'll kick him out of the house, into boarding school!

Hair !

Listen to me, Antonio, come on. In college for life!

Let not a word come out from this house.

We would like to go and see the tour in town, if you want to be alone.

No, go ahead. I hear the stage on the radio.

Smart, don't be discouraged, old man...

- You're fired. - Please ?

- You're fired. - Don't worry, Luigi.

And you, can't you shut up? Come on, it's getting late!

Bye, see you soon.

Careful, slow. You moron!

Long live the newlyweds!

Well yes ! Weddings always move me!

Health !

They're just facts for each other.

What if he had been here with us the poor engineer...

who knows what consolation for him!

There is always a misfortune for every moment of happiness.

- Napkin... - No, this is mine.

Where did he go? Ah, here it is!

Look at the bride with Mr. Piero! Horns, horns!

My wife...

Long live the newlyweds...