All language subtitles for GWMG EatMyMuffin&OtherStories 2016

Would you like some food? You're hungry.
I can cook you something.

Oh, no, no. I'm fine. There's nothing.

Oh. I have a muffin.

Freshly baked. I just baked it straight
out the oven. Thank you.

So where's Bailey?

The bus broke down.

Don't worry.

You can stay with me and I'll keep you
company.

Right. So, um, what about boys? You
know, I have a curse, but, you know.

Girls are so much easier than you think.

When I was your age, I had some really
sweet girlfriends.

Oh, they're shy.

Come on.

How do they feel?

Amazing.

I know you should lie down.

What the fuck is going on?

Calm down, honey.

No, my mom and my best friend having
sex?

What the fuck?

Come on. Did you like it? Like, what?
Like, that's so weird.

You've been having a few problems at
school.

Father told me.

Are you serious?

I think she needs to know. I'm coming
from her best friend.

Take her hand.

Show her. What did I show you to do?
Okay.

This is why she's putting your fingers
into her mouth.

I think these fingers need to go
somewhere else. It keeps you just in and

that nice and fast pace.

What's that in your hand? You've spoken
outside.

I'm not smoking. I'm vaping. And what
happened on Tuesday? Do you know I had a

phone call from your principal? Tell me
what's going on.

Alongside your step sister Bailey and
alongside my daughter. And I treated you

as my own.

So much pressure to be perfect. Perfect
grades.

So much. I'm sorry.

Let me ask you. Have you ever
masturbated? Don't really know how.

Maybe I should show you. You see your
little lump. Just give it a little

So.

Go and cheat on me because I don't spend
enough time with you? No.

I'm fucking done with it. In this day
and age, you are never going to keep a

boyfriend if you're not having sex with
him. When's the last time you had an

orgasm? I've never had an orgasm. You've
never touched yourself and had an

orgasm? No.

Baby, you have so much to learn.

All right, take your skirt off and your
panties.

That's not the only way to have an
orgasm.

Oh, yeah.

I'm trying to save up for college. Do
you happen to have any, like, yard work?

Maybe the flowers.

Do you have anything about pool?

Sure.

I finished everything you asked me to
do.

I didn't mean to work you this hard. Are
you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine. I know college is going
to be hard work.

I just ran a bath for myself.

You need it more than I do. Why can't
you take a bath at home? I insist. This

ridiculous. Let's get this off.

It's better. It's comfortable.

Why don't you get in the tub?

Yeah, so responsible.

Always thinking about your schooling.

I have to go.

She fell down.

Oh, you must be thirsty. Do you want
some lemonade?

Oh, yes, please.

It's lovely and fresh.

Made it today.

Oh, yeah.

Here you go. Thank you.

Would you like some food? You're hungry.
I can cook you something.

Oh, no, no. I'm fine. There's muffins.

Oh, I have a muffin.

Freshly baked. I just baked it straight
out the oven. Thank you.

So where's Bailey?

I don't know. I thought she was going to
be here.

No, I thought she was with you.

But we took my phone.

Oh, she texted me.

She did?

So I guess he's running late.

Oh, goodness. He's probably going to
have to walk home.

But don't worry. You can stay with me
and I'll keep you company.

Are you sure?

I'm positive.

Okay.

So how's school?

It's good. It's tiring, but, you know,
high school.

Yeah, I know.

Have you been doing any great?

Good. Yeah, it is. I'm a good student.

Oh, well done. Your mum will be so proud
of you.

She is.

Oh, goodness.

So, what about boys?

You know, I have a crush, but, you know.

Anyone special?

His name's Jake, but, yeah.

JK. Yeah.

So, how about Bailey?

Any boys for Bailey?

She was seeing this one guy, but yeah,

I don't know.

She was seeing him, so they're not
seeing each other now.

Kind of.

Something's happened.

And there was this rumor going around
that, yeah, you have nothing to worry

about. about it.

So am I going to beg to be a
grandparent?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She
didn't make him come.

Okay. Okay.

So Bailey's been with a boy.

She didn't make him come, but there's
some kind of problem.

Yeah.

What exactly did he do to us?

do anything per se.

Yeah, no, he didn't.

So what did she do to him?

Um... Well... Something.

She done something to this boy.

Okay, well... So she was giving him
pleasure

down there.

I wish Bailey would have come to me and
talked to me and asked me and, you know,

I could have given her some guidance and
told her and showed her and led her and

I wouldn't be in this situation now.

Maybe it took an entire year when she
got home today.

I don't know.

I don't think Bailey's that open. You
know, these things with boys.

All young girls. You went out. was your
age, let me tell you this.

We all thought we had to pleasure the
boys.

But you know, them boys have to know how
to pleasure us as well.

Really?

Yeah. They have to pleasure us? Oh yeah.

Boys should know how to pleasure us.

Let me tell you, when I was your age,
there were certain ways that I

got to find out.

about pleasuring each other.

What was that?

I remember my friend showed me this.

Look, let me show you, right? There's
things about a boy's willy, okay?

It's okay, right?

Just imagine, okay? So just imagine that
this is the boy's willy.

Okay. That's pretty small.

You're a real naughty girl, you.

Okay. I'm going to do it on a small one.

Okay? I'm going to show you.

So, you will get it.

You will move it to your mouth.

Like that.

Do you think you can try that?

I probably am not as good.

Okay.

Get your finger.

Just one or two?

Two. Okay.

So get your fingers.

Okay. So what are you going to do with
them fingers? This is the boy's cock.

What are you going to do with the
fingers?

Show me.

There's a good girl.

See? Okay.

Yeah?

Carry on.

Not there.

It's not home.

Use the whole of your mouth around the
tongue.

Make him beg.

Make him want more of you.

Make it the best thing he's ever had.

And if you're really, really, really
good with that tongue, it's not just

it's how you can pleasure.

No.

I used to practice.

Really?

You know when it's girls, girls are so
much easier, don't you think?

Girls?

You know. I wouldn't know.

Okay.

We're a girl.

Right. So you feel very comfortable in
front of me, don't you?

Apparently.

Look, look, look.

See? We can hold hands right there.

Okay. And it doesn't mean anything.

It's not like I'm a boy and I'm about
to, like, stick something hard in you,

it? No.

I don't care.

And you have your friend's mum.

Yeah.

So girls is, like, very sweet.

Okay. And when I was your age, I had
some really sweet girlfriends.

You did.

Let me tell you.

We worked out how to suck a boy's cock.

By practicing on each other.

Practice on each other.

Of course, we don't have cocks as girls.

Oh, right.

There are other places.

Oh, wow.

Where we can practice on.

where we can use that phone.

How's that feeling?

Good so far.

See how good that feels?

How good does that feel?

You have very nice breasts.

I wish I had those.

Well, you do have very nice breasts
yourself.

I guess.

Look. Let me see. Look.

I don't know.

Don't be shy.

Come on.

Look how beautiful.

Let me see them properly. Come on.

Look at you. Look at you.

So beautiful and very young.

Look at how nice.

It feels so nice.

This is how the boys should be touching
you.

They shouldn't be making you guys suck
their cock.

They should be appreciating your sexy
body.

I like that.

I think maybe.

You should look at my boobs.

Wow.

How do they feel?

Amazing.

My

kind

of boobs that your mum should have.

Yeah, she needs to work on that.

They're not like yours.

Your eyes are hot.

I'm baking those muffins.

Definitely. Let me show you.

Don't take your hands away.

It's fine.

You see?

They're perfect.

That's it.

Would you like to kiss them?

Sure.

Sure.

No, you should use that tongue.

Like you just used it.

I don't feel so good.

Okay, you just look at the breath.

There's a good girl.

There's a good girl.

You feel so nice.

You're a good girl, aren't you?

I try to be.

You should stand up for me.

I want to get closer.

See how it feels?

Yeah, that's good.

Lovely little boobs, huh?

Thank you.

Thank you,

Mrs. Tate.

No, I haven't finished with you yet.

No? No.

Take these off.

Am I allowed to get on your counter?

I think you should.

Put these right there.

Nina?

Let me move.

Do you need help?

No, no, no. You get yourself up there.

Lemonade's so delicious.

Why?

sorry to see these muffins go okay

so now i'm gonna show you more of how to
use your tongue okay

ram hot you're still

hot it's very hot in this kitchen now
that you're here and all that

cooking

All them muffins I

think

you should lie down

Here we go.

Let me kiss you.

Have you had any boys kiss you like
that?

No.

Of course you haven't.

He's the whole of your tomb.

Ready to try it on me?

Sure.

Let me get up there.

Do you want

to

use your finger, wet your finger and
just start playing with it.

See the way I use my tongue on your
clit?

Okay. Yeah. Do you want to try it on
mine?

I'll move down for you.

Oh, God.

Am I doing it right?

Yeah. Yes, yes, you're doing it right.

Oh, God. Look all around my pussy.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

I feel my little pussy just dribbling
down.

Keep that tone down.

Just keep that tone down.

I try.

You're doing very well, this lovely
little tongue of yours.

Perfectly just touching my pussy.

You're going to be so good.

And you stay there.

Feel that wet iron right there

What the fuck is going on?

What the fuck is going on?

What is this? Calm down, honey.

No, my mom and my best friend having
sex?

Just stop. It's perfectly natural.

Natural? That's not natural.

Bailey Bay, I can't believe you're
overreacting like this.

Listen. What I want you to do is take
your friends, go outside, I'm going to

bring some muffins out and we're going
to talk about this.

It's so messed up. She just started
kissing me, and it's my mom. It's my

Come on.

Hurry. It just happened.

Did you like it? Like, what? Like,
that's so weird.

That is so weird.

I can't believe I'm having this
conversation with you. It just happened.

mom kind of lured me in.

It's okay. No, it's not. That's so
messed up. It's my friend. Come on.

So messed up.

But she is your friend. That's the
point. No, it's ridiculous.

I can't believe it. It's disgusting.

I hate it. I don't even want to think
about it. Just stop. I don't want to

about it. Please.

No. No.

No.

Look, you're a beautiful friend.

Yeah, I know, but you're my mom. Come
on. And she's my best friend. That's so

messed up.

I know, but she's just... Worried about
you with some of the problems you've

been having at school.

No, no.

I don't want to talk about it. That's so
gross. Stop. It's really messed up.

Do you know, this is very, very natural
for girls.

I don't think it is. That doesn't look
very natural to me.

Listen, you've been having a few
problems at school.

Paula told me.

Are you serious?

Listen, you know, I know what's been
happening with the boys.

No.

Do you want to tell me? Really? You told
her?

Sorry. I mean, she needs to know.

Don't mess up.

You know, I can help you with some of
these problems that you have in school.

Come on.

No.

Don't.

I think maybe we should show her that
little secret that I taught you.

What secret?

Come on.

It's okay.

I think she needs to know. I'm coming
from it by friend.

You're the one that can definitely help
her.

Okay?

What are you even talking about? That is
so weird.

Okay. Listen.

See the fingers.

Okay? Just go along with it.

Remember at school when you had them
problems with the boys?

Scarlett, oh my god, I can't believe you
told her. Take her hand.

Shut up. What did I show you to do?
Okay.

It's okay.

Just relax.

This is the way she's putting your
fingers into her mouth.

Watch the way she licks it.

And she just sucks on them fingers.

Ooh, it tickles.

See? There you go.

That's how the boys are supposed to feel
it. That's good for the boys.

I guess that's better than biting.

Definitely. Okay.

Your turn.

Take her fingers.

That's it. Now you put them in your
mouth and you show me.

Oh, wow.

She does that good.

Yeah.

Bailey, I think you're a fast learner,
love.

Definitely good.

You know, I think these fingers need to
go somewhere

else.

Take these off.

Oh,

take the top off.

It's fine.

And you gotta take your bra off as well.

There you go.

No need to be embarrassed sometimes with
your mom.

Look at Beth, you feel lovely babe.

You look very nice.

I like hers more.

She has better nipples.

What? No.

But you both got lovely bodies. Look at
you. You know, everybody is beautiful.

Everybody has very, very nice breasts.
And you're all both very special.

I don't know.

She gets all the boys.

Well, you're just as beautiful as her.

And that's the way it is.

Okay?

Okay, Mom.

That's right. Take a shower, Mom.

You know what to do, don't you,
Scarlett?

Yes.

Exactly.

Oh, she's a bit keen.

Helping me. I think so as well. Let me
take these off for you.

Remember the finger thing.

Okay.

So, honey, you just relax.

Okay. She's just going to look after
you.

Okay?

Look on them fingers and make them nice
and long.

Take that right down her body.

Open up her lovely little pussy lip.

And just slide it ever so gently inside.

Spit some more, that's it.

Make it even worse for that lovely
little pussy.

You just relax, honey, okay?

Yeah?

That's it.

Remember before when I was showing you
how to find that T -spot?

Yeah?

Just nice and slow.

That's it.

How does that feel?

Good.

Doing a good job.

Good, nice and slow.

Tickle right inside.

Remember before we were talking about
tickling the boys?

Yeah. Now she's going to be tickling
inside you. Okay.

Because this is all about you. I'm going
to teach you how you can be pleasured

by the boys. Okay. You don't have to do
all that cock sucking on them boys.

You should pleasure each other.

She's still a little bit embarrassed.

Okay.

In and out, that's it.

I think you should do it a little bit
faster.

You see how she's doing that?

Yeah.

Definitely feels good, doesn't it?

I like the way that looks.

See it getting nice and wet there?

I think that pussy is going to work.
That lovely little pussy of yours.

You just enjoy it.

Like your friends, with their fingers by
your pussy.

Doing a good job of that.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

Good girl.

Hold your hand. I'll say, good girl for
mommy.

Just relax.

Okay.

You're making it even worse now.

Good girl.

You can go with it now.

Don't hold back.

Okay?

Wow. That pussy got an even clumsier
than your finger.

Tell me what my little girl's pussy
feels like as you're putting your finger

inside.

Putting a lot of cream on it.

No. I want to hit your teeth, but
clothes is what I need.

Thanks,

Mike. You guys need to try that on your
friends.

Just let it go.

I

think

we should go. Try it on you.

Okay. Are you ready? Mm -hmm.

Okay. Take these off you.

Oh, goodness.

Girls, I'm a little bit overdressed
here.

Do you remember what she's doing?

I think so, yeah.

Open up her little puffy lips.

Yeah?

Yeah. Use your fingers to spread it
open.

How dare you wet them fingers.

Wet them nice.

And slide them fingers.

Downhead body.

There's a good girl.

I just want you to slide it inside.

Oh, that's it.

Move it in and out just nice and slow.

You're doing a good job.

Let me help.

Look how much your friend's been doing
it.

She's even doing a little tongue down
now.

Are you practicing what we showed you on
them fingers?

Just lick it like you were licking them
fingers before.

That's a good girl.

That's a good girl.

I just rub my fingers like that.

Can you see how my pussy just climbs and
tightens up on your fingers?

Such a good job.

You should help me.

Oh, God.

That's the one.

Sit right inside.

In and out.

Get that smug.

Oh, look how much he's enjoying that.

Oh, God.

That's it. Keep doing it.

In and out, that nice and fast pace.

Don't stop it now. Let me tell you what
to do, okay?

That's a good girl, Scarlett. You just
let it go.

Just let my little girl do her thing
with them fingers and that tongue.

Don't stop it now.

In and out.

You look well.

I think you should.

Look at my little girl's pussy.

Come and lie down for me.

I just want you to just keep going now.

On my daughter.

What you just did then.

Get that tongue right on it.

Let that sweet little pussy taste all
those sweet pussy juice for me.

Okay? So now you know what it feels
like.

Mommy's gonna make sure that you enjoy
every second of it, okay?

I'm gonna sit back and watch, watch my
little girl's pussy get licked.

Is it you just stuck on that little clip
of my daughter's?

Suck and lick on it like it's a
lollipop.

It's a good girl.

Oh, God.

Let me hear that suction noise.

Use both hands, little girl.

That's it, that's it. You sweet little
mummy.

Oh, she's sucking on your little clit.
That's it.

I need to keep licking my little girl's
pussy. Lick it like mad.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

Tongue inside it.

Yeah, that's it. Tongue deep inside that
little pussy.

I want you to make all my daughter's
pussy juice cream all over your tongue.

Oh, let's just squeeze on them nipples,
Bailey.

Squeeze them nipples, let's see.

Look out for mommy.

I know you're doing so well.

I think you should come and lie down.

Pussy right on his face.

Okay?

Use that little tongue action.

That's it.

Let me watch.

That's it. You rub that little clip.
Okay?

And then I want you to stick your tongue
inside her pussy as well.

Fuck on it. Fuck on her pussy.

That's it.

You good girl. Fuck on that pussy.

I want you to make that pussy juice
dribble down.

That looks so hot.

So damn hot.

Keep looking. Keep drinking.

Keep sucking on that pussy juice.

Make that finger.

Make that pussy wet with that finger.

Mommy on so much Mommy's pussy really
wet

Girls you're turning me on so much

get into your pussy. I'm missing out too
much here.

I want to taste it.

Oh, look at that.

I think you just suctioned onto that
now.

Oh, I just wanted to taste it.

So horny just watching you lick my
little girl's pussy

what to do with them boys in school.

Oh, girls, I've left some muffins in the
oven.

Let me go and get them out.

Yeah, how's you?

Oh, how's Keisha doing these days?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, Katerina.

Do you know, I'm having a few problems
with her.

You know, I've brought her up since when
she was little with Martin, and she's

coming through them teenage years. You
know them times when you think

everything's good?

Yeah, she is. She is a bright girl.

There's something going on right now
with the girl, I'm sure about that.

Yeah, you got Keisha doing really well.

Yeah. Maybe she's hanging out with the
wrong people then at school.

Maybe that's what it is.

You know when you get really worried
when you, you know, that parent thing.

Yeah.

I wish there was something I could do to
help her to...

Push them grades up a bit. There's exam
time coming.

I know she's got papers coming up.

Yeah.

Do you know, I can't believe it.

Katerina. So many problems with her.

Do you know, I even called the other day
from the principal.

She skipped school.

I mean, I dropped her off.

Do you know what? Look,

I told her to shut the door.

Why are we air conditioning the whole
street?

Oh my God.

There she is.

She's outside smoking.

I'm going to have to call you back.

Yeah, see you later.

Heavens, the door!

Katerina, what are you doing?

Uh, you know, just laying out in the
sun.

What's that in your hand? You're smoking
outside.

I'm not smoking. I'm vaping.

It's an e -cigarette.

It doesn't matter what any cigarette is.
It's a cigarette. There's still

nicotine in that, young lady.

Well, I'm sorry. At least I'm not, like,
putting myself at risk for other

things. And what happened on Tuesday? Do
you know I had a phone call from your

principal? I dropped you off at school
on Tuesday and you didn't go to class.

What happened there?

I had to go off to the library and do
independent research.

That doesn't cut with me, young lady. Me
and you need to have a talk on the

patio. Follow me over there.

Fine.

Sit right here, Katerina.

Look, tell me what's going on.

You know, when you was little, I brought
you up when you was a little baby and

alongside your stepsister, Bailey, and
alongside my daughter, and I treated you

as my own.

Look at you now. You used to be such a
good girl. You was really good with your

grades. Everything's been slack, and
you've been skiving off school, and

I find you smoking.

I'm sorry.

She's been so stressed out at school.

So much pressure to be perfect. Perfect
grades.

Perfect cheerleader.

So much.

I'm sorry.

I know.

I know you've been the perfect stuff,
Mom.

I want to be the perfect kid.

But it's so hard. There's so much
pressure to be perfect. Perfect grades.

Perfect cheerleader.

Perfect social life. Like, it's
stressful.

And I'm trying. And cigarettes were just
the only way to relieve that stress at

the time.

I'm sorry.

You know.

Listen, sweetie.

I know all about how stress can affect
you.

You know, maybe I have that perfect
solution for you.

Some girls might feel a little bit
embarrassed talking about this, and, you

know, I know your stepsister barely gets
a little bit embarrassed talking about

things like this, but let me ask you,
have you ever masturbated?

Mom! Ew.

Dad told me to wait until marriage.

Yeah, Dad says a lot of things, you
know.

Dad can be very conservative, and he
doesn't understand girls.

I know.

Well, I've never masturbated before. I
don't really know how.

Maybe I should show you how.

Isn't that kind of weird?

You are, after all, my stepmother.

I know I am just like your mum, and
you're the best person, I think, to show

how to masturbate. I'm the one that
loves you. I'm the one that's your mum,

you know, I think that I should show you
your imperfect hands.

I guess that's okay.

I think so.

Okay,

so I'm going to show you.

Oh, my gosh.

Mum!

What?

Are you sure this is okay?

It's fine.

Look at you.

I think, first of all, we need to get
undressed.

Someone will see us.

Oh my gosh.

Listen, no one's going to see us. We're
on the hill.

No one's overlooking our yard.

Okay? Fine.

Just trust me.

Okay, so I'll take your clothes off.

So, I want to tell you what to do. And
you just follow me, okay?

Okay. Okay. So, if you kind of like lean
back and just open your legs up.

See?

And then open your pussy lip up there.

And can you see like that little lump
that I have?

You see your little lump? Just give it a
little touch.

See? Yeah.

Yeah. Just kind of like just rub it
round like a little circle.

And you'll feel it as it starts to swell
up.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah?

Do you feel nice?

Yeah.

There you go. Now you can just relax and
just keep rubbing on it just like that.

Does that feel good?

Yeah.

Can you feel it like a funny sensation
happening down there?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

All right.

You know what also helps as well?

If you get your finger and just put some
wet on your finger.

See your finger?

That's it.

On your tongue.

And then get that back down.

Just down there.

There you go.

Make it all nice and slippy.

You feel that?

Yeah.

Oh, God, it does not feel good.

I told you I knew what to do.

Oh, you just keep rubbing it like this.

Sometimes I can just put my finger down
here and just keep rubbing it and

rubbing it and do nothing else until it
feels so good.

Keep moving away.

that you just got rid of. Yeah.

Do you think you could teach me more?

Oh, I don't know. I don't know if your
father would approve of that.

I mean, I don't see why not.

I don't know. I don't know if he'd think
it was so appropriate.

You know, me showing you how to do it,
but me physically.

Letting you know how it feels and
showing you some more and touching you.

Yeah, I mean, I think I'd be fine.

At least I'm not smoking.

Well, that is true.

I'm your mum after all.

I

want

to show you everything.

Is this okay?

I think this will be fine.

I think you should move to the edge.

Move forward.

I can't believe we're doing this.

You just let me just go with it, okay?

It's just the same as when I use my
fingers on myself and you use your

on yourself.

It'll be my tongue.

Okay? Okay.

Just gentle kisses.

You see?

Yeah.

Just get that little bean just there.

And we'll be right back.

See there's gonna be something else
that's gonna feel so nice That's the way

that's the one You

ready

I'm gonna show you something else that
feels good

You feel very sensitive.

Just relax and just go with it, okay?

I'm not going to stop now.

I got my face a bit wet.

You see that?

How's

my

baby girl?

You want me to show you how to do it?
Yeah, I mean, why not?

At least I'll know how.

I know.

I still don't think your father would
agree.

What if I need to teach my stepdaughter
one day?

You're such a good girl.

I think I'm going to show you how to
lick mummy's pussy.

Okay. Let me open this.

Come down.

Just rest your head.

Oh yeah, that's it.

That's it, just nice and gentle.

Feels good.

Make mummy's pussy juices just dribble
out.

You want to suck on that little crud?

Yeah, let's suck on it like it's a
little nipple.

Keep licking it.

That's a good girl.

We need to lick up and down them lips.

Open down them lips with your tongue.

Oh, yeah.

It's nice and slow. I want you to build
it up for me.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

I want you to just slide that tongue in
and out of my body.

that little bit that looks good are you
doing that oh my goodness oh god see how

wet you've made my pussy

Lie down for me.

Put your legs up there and put your head
there.

There we go.

Yeah, that's it.

Get nice and comfortable.

That was a good girl.

Yeah, use that tongue again.

Procedure.

Now that we've got all that stress
relief sorted, we won't be needing this

anymore.

Okay.

Good girl.

Mommy loves you.

I love you too, Mom.

Hey, Stacey. How are you doing,
sweetheart?

I'm doing good.

Um, actually, I'm trying to save up for
college. Do you happen to have any,

like, yard work?

Aw, of course I do. Anything for you.

Hmm, let's see.

You know, you kind of see all the
flowers I have going on here?

Yes, I do. I just have not had any time
to do any kind of watering. So, maybe

the flowers.

Do you have anything about pools?

Sure.

Great. You'll find the skimmer and
everything out there. The pool is a

And then, like, maybe the leaves in the
yard if you have a rake.

Any weeding. Just really, I just don't
have time, basically, to do any yard

work. So anything that you can do would
be amazing.

Great. Awesome.

Is Taylor home?

Oh, no, sweetie. She's not here right
now, but I'll let her know you came by.

Okay. Sounds good. Well, I'll get
started then. All right. Get to work.

It's the bill. I finished everything he
has me to do. Oh my goodness.

I didn't mean to work you this hard. Are
you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine. I know college is going
to be hard work.

Oh, no, no, no, no. I just ran a bath
for myself.

For goodness sake, come in. You need it
more than I do. I can't take a bath at

home. I insist.

This is ridiculous.

Oh, sweetie.

I can't take a bath at home.

Oh, no. There's no way I'm letting you
go home like this.

Parents will think I abused you.

My poor thing.

You work so hard.

Yep, the water is going to be perfect.

Let's get you undressed. Oh, don't be
shy. You and my daughter are the same

It's nothing I haven't seen before.
Stand up.

Let's get this off.

Turn around.

Quickly.

You kids like the tightest little
clothes.

That's better.

All right.

Sit down.

Let me get those shoes off for you.

There we go. Oh, these are adorable.

Look at your cute little feet.

Right here.

Now, sweetie, why don't you go ahead and
get comfortable in the tub?

Let's get comfortable.

Can you help me with this?

You're so sweet.

You know, you remind me so much of
Taylor.

Why don't you get in the tub?

We will get you all cleaned up.

You want me to put your hair back for
you? Your hair is

beautiful. Thank you.

I like your curls.

Yeah.

How did you get in the water so I can
help clean it up?

Is your temperature okay?

Yes, it's perfect.

This seems a little too harsh.

You have wonderful skin.

Thank you.

Could look better.

Nothing like a hot bath after a hard
day's work.

You know, I really need to tell you, you
are my favorite of my daughter's

friends.

I feel like you're such a good influence
on her.

Really? Yeah, so responsible.

Always thinking about your schooling.

Not only.

I hope you start coming over a lot more.
She needs someone like you in her life.

Yeah.

Would you like it if I came over more?

I would like it if you came over more.

Scoot forward for me.

Feels nice.

I thought that you were looking at me.

I know what you're talking about.

Why don't you turn around and tell me?

You don't know what I'm talking about?

No.

No.

I do rather than do that for you.

Why don't you sit up here?

You're so beautiful.

Thank you.

You too.

I think we need more soap.

Oh yeah?

You can stay right here.

Okay.

I'll rinse you off.

Just make sure the temperature is good.

Yeah.

Is that too hard?

Should I wash it off? Yeah.

No, it is.

Let's try something else.

I like it.

Thank you.

Hmm.

I don't want you to start with my pussy
though. No.

I want you to tease me.

I want you to tease me with your tongue.

On my thighs.

And on my lips.

Until I beg you to eat my pussy.

I think you're a natural tooth.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Oh, I want you to tell me you're getting
so bad.

Please.

I have to do this.

Yes.

Yeah.

Why don't you put your hand right here?

I could come over in the morning and you
could show me.

You could do that.

I'll keep you clean.

I see. So you want to go and cheat on me
because I don't spend enough time with

you? Oh, okay. I see how it is. No, no,
no, no. It's fine. It's fine. No, have

fun with your other fucking little
bitches with their tattoos.

Oh, oh, okay.

No. Oh, no. No, please. Please tell me
more how I don't spend enough fucking

time with you at your fucking heavy
metal band concert.

No, I'm fucking done with it. You know
what? Fuck you. You're an asshole.

I don't even need you anyways. Nobody
cheats on me. Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Oh, you're going to go there with me?
Really? You're going to go there?

All right, Martine.

It's Martin, okay? Get over yourself
with your French accent and your

Have fun at your heavy metal concerts
with all these bitches that I keep

about. Seriously, it's awesome. I
love... Coming home knowing that my

cheats on me.

Oh, yeah, you're great. Thanks for
everything.

No, I'm just going to throw it away.
Just throw it all away. Fuck it. I don't

care. I don't even give a shit anymore.

Please do.

Please. I'll be fucking happy when the
day fucking comes when Martine finally

wrong about something.

No, it'll never come.

Ever. Because you're so full of
yourself.

And you cannot ever get over it.

Nothing. You always have to be right.
Always have to say the last word.

Fucking over it. You cheated on me. It's
over.

It's done.

You made a loud... What the... Taylor.

Bye, you fucking cocksucker.

Taylor, wait. What is going on in here?

Martin... He broke up with me.

Sweetheart, I'm so sorry.

Oh, sweetheart.

I just don't know how he could just
break up with me. Like, he cheated on

and, like, I wasn't good enough?

No, he's not good enough if he cheated
on you.

Don't let yourself think that.

You know, even though you're my
stepdaughter, I've raised you since you

years old.

And I think of you like my own. You can
tell me anything.

Thanks, Mom.

Now, did he give you a reason that he
cheated on you?

He said we weren't having enough sex.

Well, how much sex were you having?

None. None?

You're not a virgin, are you?

Well, Dad said I should wait until
marriage, and I just... He really isn't

best for sex advice. I mean...

That's why we're not together anymore.

Listen, why don't you come into my room,
we'll relax, and we'll talk about it.

Kind of like that.

We need to talk.

Okay. I don't want to contradict your
father, but as your mother, I need to be

honest with you.

Okay. In this day and age, you are never
going to keep a boyfriend if you're not

having sex with him. I mean, at least
oral sex.

Really?

Yeah.

I mean, how many of your girlfriends
your age are still virgins?

None that I know of. I know.

I know.

Your dad's just being a dad, but...

Somebody's got to tell you.

So let's start with this.

How many times have you had oral sex?

I mean, I've seen a penis before, but
I've never like

touched it. Like in a book?

No, I mean, there was that party last
summer.

Yeah. But I've never like...

went down on a guy or anything.

I mean, I hear people talk about it, but
I just, I don't know what to do. I

don't, I don't know.

That's what I'm here for, sweetie.

Let's talk about it. Okay.

So, what would you do if you were
getting intimate with a guy and you

give him a blowjob?

Um, well, we still, like, make out with
them and, like, touch them to get them

in the mood, right? Mm -hmm.

That's good. And I know that they have
to get hard first, so.

So how about making out?

Have you done a lot of making out?

Not a lot, but I kind of get it. Yeah?
Little, your tongue around a little bit.

Your tongue already?

Kind of, but I don't think I'm doing it
right.

Well. You know what, honey?

As your mom, I just want you to be
happy.

You know what?

How about this?

How about just today we, you know,
practice?

Practice some kissing and... Me and you?

Yeah, why not?

Who else is going to be honest with you?

You're right. Right? Not boys your age.

Apparently not.

No.

All right.

Ready? Yeah.

Well, first, before you even go out on
your date, you want to make sure you

as beautiful as you can, just like
today, and wear a cute little outfit. I

this one because it shows a little
cleavage. That's important.

And perfume is always nice.

Boys like it when you smell pretty.

Okay. And then you really want to make
sure that you're turning your man on.

So you don't have to go right in for the
lips. There's a lot of other erogenous

zones. Okay. Like what?

Like the neck.

I want you to feel something.

Okay. Yeah.

Tell me how this feels.

Isn't that nice? Yeah.

Or even the ear.

You can run the tip of your tongue along
it.

Or nibble their earlobe.

And sometimes you can save the lips for
last.

Like this.

Doesn't the build -up make it nice?
Yeah.

Yeah.

Do you want to try using a little
tongue?

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Very good.

Why don't you try kissing my neck?

I like your soft kisses.

I like your soft skin.

Yeah, and that's why you wear perfume
right here.

Because when you go in for the neck and
you smell wonderful, you like it.

And you know.

Even men's nipples are sensitive.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

Have you ever licked one?

Have you ever had yours licked?

No.

You

want

to make someone feel like that, don't
you? Yeah.

I didn't realize what a woman you've
grown into.

I didn't realize how good of a teacher
you are.

For some things, mommy does know best.

Why don't you untie this?

Maybe we should go lingerie shopping
together.

I think you're ready. I think I am too.

You're getting to be Quaid's little
kisser.

So, when's the last time you
masturbated?

I don't normally masturbate.

Okay, well, when's the last time you had
an orgasm?

I've never had an orgasm.

You've never touched yourself and had an
orgasm?

No. I don't know what it feels like.

Oh, baby, you have so much to learn.

Don't worry, Mommy's going to show you.

All right, take your skirt off.

Oh, what cute little panties.

All the way.

And take mine off, too.

And your panties.

How are you supposed to touch yourself
with your panties on?

Right. All right.

First things first.

Do you even know where your clitoris is?

It's like in here somewhere.

Right there?

Does that feel different than if I touch
you here?

Yeah. Yeah?

More sensitive?

Mm -hmm.

All right.

Why don't you try licking your fingers
and then getting

all that.

bit.

Right there.

Right there like that?

Just go slow. Go around.

Maybe up and down. Just experiment with
your body.

That does feel really good. Doesn't it?

You're doing a good job, baby.

You're teaching me well, Mommy.

if you want.

Keep it nice and wet.

You need to lick

your fingers again, you can.

How's that?

It's good and it's wet.

Yeah, it's so good.

Do you know if you're about to come?

How will I know?

How will you know?

Oh, sweetheart.

Let me show you something.

What? Sit up a little. Come in Mommy's
lap.

Can I touch you?

Yeah.

Yeah?

You want to know what an orgasm feels
like?

Yeah.

Open your legs for me. I want to see
you.

How's that?

I feel so good. You're so wet.

You like that, don't you?

Get comfortable.

I

can't

wait to see you come for the first time.

That feels so good.

That feels

different, doesn't it?

Yeah.

That's not the only way to have an
orgasm.

What?

Why don't you get comfortable?

Has the boy ever licked you there?

No. No?

No.

Well, now you'll know just what to tell
him. If you don't know what you like,

how will you know if you're having a
good time?

Yeah, look at all that cum.

Is it alive?

Oh, yeah.

That's a good girl.

Are you going to touch yourself for
mommy?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, your tongue feels so good.

Good job.

Maybe I have something else I want to do
with you.

I want your pretty little head there.

Whoever guy gets the shield out of his
cock is very lucky.

You're teaching me law.

I really want to feel that too.

Can you touch your pussy?

You want to come while you're licking
mommy?

I'd like that.

Can you touch your pussy like a good
girl?

Ride your pretty little face.

Don't stop

touching me.

Keep touching yourself, baby. I

want to watch you grow.

I mean...

There's one more really important lesson
that I need to teach you. What?

There's one more very important lesson
that I need to teach you. What's that?

It's going to be a little lesson on
revenge.

You know how Martine is a big jerk face
and he cheated on you?

Yeah. Do you know who his best friend
is?

Yes. You do?

I suggest that you go into your room.

Get out your cell phone and give his
best friend a call.

I think you have the skills to make my
teen suitably jealous.

You're a great teacher.

Well, you're a great student.