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CLIVE HUMS

LIGHT SNORING

SNORING AND MUMBLING

Hm! Ah.

SNORING

BANGING

Om...

PHONE RINGS

RINGING CONTINUES

On it.

Hello, Maggie speaking. How can I help?

It's kind of an echoey line.

Hello, Coop Troop. Maggie speaking. How can we help you?

It's Esther. Things have gone a little weird.

I'm trying to meditate!

Yeah, tell me about it. 'No!'

As in "I woke up inside Fred and Frida's fishbowl

"and I have no idea how it happened", kind of weird.

'And what do they have to say about that?'

I don't know, they're not here!

A chameleon trapped inside a fish-less fishbowl? On our way!

PHONE RINGS

Hello? Hello? It's Reggie.

I think I've woken up in jail!

BOTH: He's inside our cage!

PHONE RINGS

'allo? I am locked inside Albert's cage!

Guinea pigs are so revolting. Honestly, the smell!

'Get me out of here!'

We've got animals all over town

waking up in places they shouldn't be!

Stack 'em! Yeah!

Jo!

Billy!

Flo!

Clive!

Maggie!

ALL: We are The Coop Troop!

OK, team, time to split up.

Billy, you bust Reggie out of Britney

and Christina's cage, while Jo and I deal with Prince.

Clive and Maggie, you fish Esther out the fishbowl

and find Fred and Frida.

Ha! Try saying that twice really quickly!

No. Meet back here when we're done. Questions?

JO SQUEAKS

Jo wants to know why you're still wearing a bowl on your head, Clive?

And I must say, I do too. Oh, my!

All right, team, let's go!

CLIVE CHUCKLES

Let's get to work.

Did Esther do this on purpose, do you think?

Do chameleons even like swimming? Oi!

Do two think you can maybe stop yapping and get me out of here?!

Sorry, Esther.

Wait, wait, wait, wait! Huh?

Huh?

Oh!

And you don't remember how you got here?

Nope, not a clue. Just woke up in a fishbowl without any fish.

FRED AND FRIDA: Help! Help! Oh, no! Fred? Frida?

Where are you? Somewhere dark, wet and smelly!

Someone's dumped them in the toilet!

Hang in there, my fishy friends!

And whatever you do, do not swallow anything!

Swim towards the light!

Oh.

CLATTERING

I can't see them. They must be really wedged up there.

Found 'em! Oh, thank goodness.

I never claimed to be a plumber.

Ah, home sweet home!

Urgh! Eww!

Do you remember how you got into the teapot?

No idea! We just woke up there!

THEY GASP

Agnes and I have had so many kids over the years

we have to file them alphabetically, yeah.

There's, er, Alan, and Anna.

And, er, Alan... You said him already.

Oh, no! No, no. We've got two Alans.

Yeah, we clean forgot about the first one. Ha-ha!

Oh!

And you're free!

You really don't remember how you ended up in there, Reggie?

No, sorry, son. I was asleep at the time.

Let's get you home! Could you please put his clothes on?

We've seen enough of him in his underwear!

But where's his shell?

BILLY SIGHS

PRINCE WHIMPERS

You're free now, Prince. It's over.

Sawdust. All I can smell is sawdust!

How do guinea pigs live like that?!

Argh! I do not know!

Hi, Flo! Hi, Reggie!

JO CHIRPS

You're right, Jo. Where is Albert?

We have to find him! And what's going on?

We've got animals waking up in all the wrong places and...

Earthquake!

Yep, that'll be the next thing. It's that kind of day.

No, seriously! Earthquake!

Argh! Argh!

Albert! Help me.

I'm fairly certain that's Cornelius, Flo.

What are you doing in Cornelius' mouth?!

I dunno! I just woke up here.

You've gotta help. He's sleepwalking!

Ooh. Oh!

Watch it.

CORNELIUS MUMBLES

Oh! What's he saying? He's dreaming of food!

You have to get me out of here or he'll munch me!

OK, team meeting.

We've got a sleepwalking alligator on our hands. Ideas? Go.

Why don't we just wake him up? CLIVE GASPS

You never, ever, ever wake up someone who's sleepwalking!

Why?

Because bad things will happen.

He might suddenly swallow Albert, or...

Skateboard down the road?

Feel free to save me at any time.

Follow that alligator!

CRASHING AND CLANGING

PRINCE: No! The monster is here!

So scary! Oh, my word!

Tell me I'm dreaming.

WHISPERS: No, but he is.

Now what's he doin'?

Isn't it obvious? If I'm honest, not really, no.

He's making a fish stew.

It's only a matter of time before he'll think I'm a sardine!

If Cornelius wants to make a fish supper,

then let's help him.

And that's the exact opposite of what I wanted to hear, thanks.

Albert, hang in there. Team, follow me.

We've got to get Cornelius back to the sewers

and back into his bed.

And for that, I've got an idea!

Hurry! Yes, please do.

This is ruining my nap.

This way. This way.

That's a good croc.

Real nice to be out for a drive.

What a lovely day we're having.

Thank goodness they don't know they're bait!

That's a good alligator.

WHIMPERS This is not at all reassuring.

Don't worry, Albert. We're here!

Everything's gonna be fine! Now pick up the pace! Go, go, go!

That's it, a little straighter.

To your left. That's it!

Uh-uh. Uh-huh. Yeah.

Now!

ALBERT WHIMPERS

Yes! Ha-ha!

ALBERT WHIMPERS

Well done, everyone.

Fred, Frida, thank you. Don't mention it.

What are they talking about?

Now we just need to get down there and extract Albert.

Let me get my breath back first.

Oops.

Oh?

CORNELIUS MUMBLES

SNIFFS

Oh, hello! Albert! How ya doin'?

I always knew I would end up

in some kind of bizarre, fishy, guinea pig-style cocktail!

Goodbye, cruel world!

Oh! I thought there was something fishy stuck in my teeth!

I'm not a fish! I'm not a fish!

Argh! I'm not a fish!

No! I'm not a fish! Help me!

Oh, this rocks!

Oh, ho-ho!

ALBERT SCREAMS

Oh!

Huh?

CORNELIUS SCREAMS

That was awesome!

Cornelius, your a natural born dancer!

What an amazing performance! Good morning, Cornelius.

You've had a little bit of a sleepwalking incident.

Little incident?! This is going to take me years to process!

YAWNING

SNORTING AND SNORING

BILLY CHUCKLES

Another successful mission.

I need some shut-eye.

I bet this won't be the last time Cornelius goes walkabout.

I already thought of that. Let's just say, he's going nowhere.

Hoist the colours! Ready to tack! Board her and no mercy!

Hoist the mainsail! Man the cannons!

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