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ROOSTER CROWS

SNORING Oh... Matron?

Nurse, the screens!

Do you think we should wake him up?

Wake him up?

Have you never heard the expression, "Let sleeping pigs keep sleeping"?

Erm, no, I've never heard that.

Argh!

Easy, Clive. What's wrong?

I had the most horrible nightmare.

I was invited to a formal dinner party,

but while my cummerbund was pink, my bow-tie was tartan!

SOBBING And that's bad because...?

They don't match!

PHONE RINGS

Thank goodness for that. On it!

Hello, Coop Troop! Maggie speaking. How can we help?

It's the garden gnome. It's out to get me!

Sorry, did you say the garden gnome?

Sounds like Albert's been having some nightmares, too.

'All right, Albert, don't panic.

'We're on our way right now.' Argh!

Argh!

We have a mission. It's a go for Stop The Gnome!

Stack 'em. Yeah!

Let's go, troop! Whee! Stack 'em!

Let's go!

Jo!

Billy!

Flo!

Clive!

Maggie!

ALL: We are the Coop Troop!

Ouch! This shell-burn sure does itch!

Teach me to fall asleep in the sun.

I'll take your mind off it with more of my amusing gnome play.

Heh-heh, watch this.

Can't this thing go any faster?

It's late, and I've got to go gnome!

Argh! Get away from me! CHUCKLING: Go "gnome"!

I think we can all see what's happened here.

All we have to do is show Albert the gnome's not alive,

and it's mission accomplished. Easy!

REGGIE CHUCKLES

Albert, never fear, the Coop Troop is here!

Albert?

I'm never coming out, you can't make me!

Huh? Where is he?

Hmm... All right, troopers. Search party!

Ooh! Just like hide and seek. So exciting!

Look after this, would you, Jo?

Oh. Hmph. Nope...

Nope. Albert, show yourself!

I'll check the closets!

ROBOTIC VOICE: Cleaning cycle activated.

Dirt detected.

Hm. Look at that.

Where are you?

Albert? I'm not Albert.

I'm a kiwi! Or a peach.

Whatever these furry fruits are. Go away.

Pull yourself together.

That gnome's nothing to be scared of.

We've even brought it inside to show you.

Argh!

No!

Help!

ROBOTIC VOICE: Return to base.

Cleaning cycle complete.

Who put the gnome on the vacuum cleaner?

Oh, no, it wasn't me!

Billy! Oops.

All right. Maggie, put the gnome back in the garden

and find us in town. We're off to find Albert!

I'm on it! Come on, baby!

Now, where do you go again?

What? You're not gonna tell me?

"Uh-uh." OK.

Nope.

Not there, either. REGGIE MUNCHING

Yes! Ha-ha! Whee!

Perfect.

ALBERT WHIMPERS

I can do this. I can do this.

Argh! Leave me alone!

Go! Go! Go away!

I think he went that way, Jo!

WHIMPERING

Argh!

Huh? What?

Argh! What's going on up there?

YELLING CONTINUES

It itches! It itches!

Darn flea! FLEA: You'll never catch me!

Heh-heh! Who said that?

And who's screaming? What is going on?

It's no good.

We've totally lost Albert. YELLING CONTINUES

Erm, could it be Albert who is doing that really loud scream

that's getting rapidly closer... maybe?

Well, possibly, but there's no way to be sure.

Oh.

Oh, no! Too loud! Don't crack, Jo!

Not to worry, Jo. If you crack up, I have my trusty super-duper glue!

What a pity. Hmph.

Now, let's follow that panicking guinea pig!

What's this? Oh...

A valuable and charming garden gnome?

Well, someone must be missing him terribly.

BILLY: There he is!

Oh, no!

There, there. All is well.

Why don't we get you home, Albert? You'll be safe there.

No way! Nowhere is safe. The gnome is everywhere.

For the last time, Albert. There is no evil gnome chasing you!

Oh, hey, guys!

I found someone who's missing his friends!

Billy, mouth. Clive, arms.

MUFFLED YELLING ELVIS: What's happening, dudes?

We heard a terrible scream.

It's the gnome! I'm telling you, it's alive, and it's a monster!

It is?

Does look kind of creepy.

So what? All gnomes look creepy.

Smells kind of nasty, too.

That's silly. Lots of things smell bad.

Quite. You should smell Clive's asparagus and anchovy hot-pot.

Yeah... Wait, what?

You said it was unlike any dish you'd ever...

Oh, right, I see what you meant now.

I'm not imagining it! You have to believe me.

That gnome is evil!

It's just pretending to be lifeless right now.

Oh, pull yourselves together, for goodness sake!

It's just a gnome. Look!

A garden ornament. It's not evil. And it's certainly not alive!

Huh?

Hm? Oh!

FLEA: What are you all starin' at? Huh?

Oh. That is surprising.

SCREAMING

ELVIS: It's alive! It's alive!

It's alive!

Sorry I'm late! Did I miss anything?

I feel like I missed something. Argh!

OK. Maggie, new mission! Come on!

You can do this, focus on the mission, focus...

Run away! Run away!

Clive, take it easy.

Argh! Oops.

Uh-oh. Sorry.

Oh! Oh!

Yeah, it was scary, but I didn't want you to kill it!

Ugh. Much as I wish we'd never taken this call... new mission.

I'll see what I can "glue"!

Mission accomplished.

There is something I'd like to say.

I know I can be rather demanding sometimes,

but today, I was very proud of you all.

Ah! Oh! It was a challenging mission.

But in the end, we got Albert safely home,

glued that gnome back together

and replaced it in exactly the right spot.

Bravo! Oh, yes! We did it!

That's right.

Yeah. In almost exactly...

CHUCKLES ...the right spot.

Maggie, what do you mean "almost"?

Well...

YAWNS Hm.

Argh! WHIMPERS

Argh!

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