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ROOSTER CROWS
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SNORING
Oh... Matron?
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Nurse, the screens!
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Do you think we should wake him up?
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Wake him up?
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Have you never heard the expression,
"Let sleeping pigs keep sleeping"?
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Erm, no, I've never heard that.
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Argh!
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Easy, Clive. What's wrong?
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I had the most horrible nightmare.
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I was invited
to a formal dinner party,
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but while my cummerbund was pink,
my bow-tie was tartan!
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SOBBING
And that's bad because...?
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They don't match!
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PHONE RINGS
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Thank goodness for that.
On it!
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Hello, Coop Troop! Maggie speaking.
How can we help?
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It's the garden gnome.
It's out to get me!
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Sorry,
did you say the garden gnome?
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Sounds like Albert's
been having some nightmares, too.
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'All right, Albert, don't panic.
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'We're on our way right now.'
Argh!
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Argh!
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We have a mission.
It's a go for Stop The Gnome!
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Stack 'em.
Yeah!
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Let's go, troop!
Whee! Stack 'em!
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Let's go!
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Jo!
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Billy!
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Flo!
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Clive!
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Maggie!
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ALL: We are the Coop Troop!
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Ouch!
This shell-burn sure does itch!
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Teach me to fall asleep in the sun.
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I'll take your mind off it
with more of my amusing gnome play.
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Heh-heh, watch this.
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Can't this thing go any faster?
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It's late, and I've got to go gnome!
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Argh! Get away from me!
CHUCKLING: Go "gnome"!
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I think we can all see
what's happened here.
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All we have to do is show Albert
the gnome's not alive,
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and it's mission accomplished.
Easy!
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REGGIE CHUCKLES
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Albert, never fear,
the Coop Troop is here!
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Albert?
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I'm never coming out,
you can't make me!
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Huh? Where is he?
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Hmm...
All right, troopers. Search party!
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Ooh! Just like hide and seek.
So exciting!
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Look after this, would you, Jo?
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Oh. Hmph.
Nope...
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Nope. Albert, show yourself!
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I'll check the closets!
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ROBOTIC VOICE:
Cleaning cycle activated.
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Dirt detected.
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Hm. Look at that.
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Where are you?
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Albert?
I'm not Albert.
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I'm a kiwi! Or a peach.
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Whatever these furry fruits are.
Go away.
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Pull yourself together.
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That gnome's nothing
to be scared of.
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We've even brought it inside
to show you.
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Argh!
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No!
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Help!
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ROBOTIC VOICE: Return to base.
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Cleaning cycle complete.
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Who put the gnome
on the vacuum cleaner?
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Oh, no, it wasn't me!
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Billy!
Oops.
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All right. Maggie,
put the gnome back in the garden
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and find us in town.
We're off to find Albert!
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I'm on it! Come on, baby!
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Now, where do you go again?
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What? You're not gonna tell me?
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"Uh-uh." OK.
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Nope.
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Not there, either.
REGGIE MUNCHING
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Yes! Ha-ha! Whee!
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Perfect.
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ALBERT WHIMPERS
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I can do this. I can do this.
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Argh! Leave me alone!
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Go! Go! Go away!
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I think he went that way, Jo!
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WHIMPERING
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Argh!
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Huh? What?
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Argh!
What's going on up there?
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YELLING CONTINUES
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It itches! It itches!
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Darn flea!
FLEA: You'll never catch me!
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Heh-heh!
Who said that?
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And who's screaming?
What is going on?
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It's no good.
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We've totally lost Albert.
YELLING CONTINUES
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Erm, could it be Albert
who is doing that really loud scream
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that's getting rapidly closer...
maybe?
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Well, possibly,
but there's no way to be sure.
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Oh.
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Oh, no! Too loud! Don't crack, Jo!
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Not to worry, Jo. If you crack up,
I have my trusty super-duper glue!
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What a pity. Hmph.
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Now, let's follow
that panicking guinea pig!
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What's this? Oh...
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A valuable
and charming garden gnome?
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Well, someone
must be missing him terribly.
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BILLY: There he is!
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Oh, no!
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There, there. All is well.
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Why don't we get you home, Albert?
You'll be safe there.
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No way! Nowhere is safe.
The gnome is everywhere.
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For the last time, Albert.
There is no evil gnome chasing you!
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Oh, hey, guys!
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I found someone
who's missing his friends!
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Billy, mouth. Clive, arms.
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MUFFLED YELLING
ELVIS: What's happening, dudes?
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We heard a terrible scream.
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It's the gnome! I'm telling you,
it's alive, and it's a monster!
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It is?
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Does look kind of creepy.
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So what? All gnomes look creepy.
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Smells kind of nasty, too.
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That's silly.
Lots of things smell bad.
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Quite. You should smell Clive's
asparagus and anchovy hot-pot.
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Yeah... Wait, what?
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You said it was
unlike any dish you'd ever...
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Oh, right,
I see what you meant now.
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I'm not imagining it!
You have to believe me.
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That gnome is evil!
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It's just pretending to be lifeless
right now.
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Oh, pull yourselves together,
for goodness sake!
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It's just a gnome. Look!
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A garden ornament. It's not evil.
And it's certainly not alive!
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Huh?
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Hm?
Oh!
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FLEA: What are you all starin' at?
Huh?
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Oh. That is surprising.
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SCREAMING
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ELVIS: It's alive! It's alive!
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It's alive!
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Sorry I'm late! Did I miss anything?
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I feel like I missed something.
Argh!
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OK. Maggie, new mission! Come on!
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You can do this,
focus on the mission, focus...
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Run away! Run away!
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Clive, take it easy.
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Argh! Oops.
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Uh-oh. Sorry.
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Oh!
Oh!
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Yeah, it was scary,
but I didn't want you to kill it!
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Ugh. Much as I wish we'd never
taken this call... new mission.
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I'll see what I can "glue"!
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Mission accomplished.
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There is something I'd like to say.
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I know I can be rather demanding
sometimes,
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but today,
I was very proud of you all.
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Ah! Oh!
It was a challenging mission.
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But in the end,
we got Albert safely home,
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glued that gnome back together
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and replaced it
in exactly the right spot.
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Bravo!
Oh, yes! We did it!
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That's right.
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Yeah. In almost exactly...
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CHUCKLES
...the right spot.
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Maggie, what do you mean "almost"?
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Well...
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YAWNS
Hm.
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Argh!
WHIMPERS
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Argh!
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