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Stuck up a tree?

Ah. Aw.

Oh, ah-ha, OK.

Problems with a squeaky hamster wheel?

Then call the Coop Troop

and ask about our range of pet-help services.

BOTH: Coop Troop - for all your pet problems.

Ooh... Ha-ha.

Hello? The ladder, someone? Hello.

Cut, cut, Jo. Cut. Stop filming. Agh, ooh.

FLO CLEARS THROAT

Well? JO CHIRPS

Boring. Dull as ditch water.

I know. I know.

But the phone hasn't rung for days.

I just thought a promotional film might help drum up some business.

Well, I can't see us getting much business with that.

What we need is a real emergency to film.

That would show what the Coop Troop are truly capable of.

PHONE RINGS Whoo-hoo. On it.

Hurrah. Hello, Coop Troop. Maggie speaking.

It is me, Prince.

I have a big problem. You have to help.

I can't sleep because of it. It is driving me mad.

Mad, I tell you. Mad.

JO CHIRPS Wow.

That's great news, Prince. We're on our way.

DISCONNECT TONE Huh?

We've got a mission. Stack em. Ha-ha-ha.

Yes. This could be just the big problem we need

to show everyone what we can do.

Stack em. Whee.

Yes. Whee. THEY GIGGLE

Yes. Rock 'n' roll.

Jo. JO CHIRPS

Billy. GRUNTING

Flo.

Clive.

Maggie. Whee.

We are... ALL: The Coop Troop.

FLO PANTS

Action. Action.

Ugh. Action means start. Go.

Ooh, do you mean, like, now, Flo? Yes, Clive, like now. Action.

Ha-ha-ha, pet in need? Send for the Coop Troop.

WHISPERING: Make sure you get my good side.

JO CHIRPS, CLIVE CHUCKLES

JO CHIRPS, CLIVE GRUNTS

CLIVE CHUCKLES

Ha. Ooh. Let's go.

Up, up, up. CLIVE PANTS

Coop Troop at your service.

Where's the emergency, Pri...? Huh?

About time you showed up. Can you fluff my pillow for me?

Huh? Are you serious?

You called us to plump up your pillow?

Just do it. Ha.

He's driving us crazy going round and round and round...

I cannot get comfortable enough to sleep.

It's driving me mad. Ugh.

Ugh. All right. All right. Jo? Action.

JO CHIRPS

Yeah. Ha-ha. Hm. Let's see.

Uh, mm. PRINCE GRUNTS

Mm... Ah.

No, no, no, this won't do.

You're right. It is still lumpy. JO SQUEAKS

It's not what you'd call action-packed,

this promotional film, is it?

We need drama, thrills, spills... Yes.

Something to prove we can cope with the biggest of problems.

We need to turn this job into an epic adventure. Ooh.

And I will be the dashing star.

Ooh, he-he.

Ha-ha-ha. He-he.

Prince. Mm?

We are going to give you the best pillow plumping ever.

Good. JO: Hm-hm.

And you are going to be the star of our promotional video.

Well, I did once audition for a commercial, you know?

He-he. For a cat flap.

THEY CHUCKLE Mm.

Hm. And why couldn't we just do this at my apartment?

Because this is going to be an epic adventure.

Can the Coop Troop get Prince home to his fluffy pillow?

Can Prince survive the death-defying challenges?

FLO CHUCKLES

I'm sorry? Death-what? Did you say "death"?

CLIVE CLEARS THROAT

How do you want me for this scene, Flo?

D-Do you want action hero Clive

or... or romantic leading pig Clive or...? Er...

How about try doing it without falling over Clive?

Mm? You got it, huh.

Prince has called the Coop Troop. He needs his pillow fluffing.

But the Phantom Pillow-Snatcher is also after the pillow.

SNARLING

You told Cornelius it's just acting, right?

Roar.

Can the Coop Troop help Prince get safely home

to have his pillow expertly fluffed?

JO CHIRPS WHISPERING: Not now, Jo.

CHIRPING Oh...

Scene one, take one. Ten four, rubber duck.

Uh. Action.

Start. Oh...

Ah, erm... Uh...

Roar. PRINCE YELLS

Roar, roar, roar.

SNARLING Roar, roar. Roar.

Never fear. Coop Troop is here.

PRINCE YELLS

PRINCE SCREAMS

Sorry. PRINCE YELLS

Uh. Cut.

Hm... Oh.

THEY GROAN

He's heavier than he looks. Ooh...

MICROPHONE FEEDBACK, JO SQUEAKS

Ooh... Hm? Oh...

Are you sure you can manage this, Clive?

Mm... Yes, Flo.

I think I can push a raft without making a mistake.

Right, Prince, you're going to be chased

through the sewers by the pillow-snatching monster.

Ha-ha-ha.

Roar. Uh...

He's just acting, right? Ah, uh...

Maggie is further down the sewer, and she'll pluck you to safety.

And action. Start.

CLIVE GRUNTS, PRINCE CHUCKLES

Oops. Oh...

Roar, roar, roar. Ha.

Uh... PRINCE YELLS

Roar, roar, roar. Ha-ha.

Roar, roar, roar. Ha.

I'm quite good at this. Whoa.

JO CHIRPS

Ready, Maggie? Hm.

OK. MAGGIE LAUGHS

Just watch how Maggie from Coop Troop

rescues Prince from the jaws of the Phantom Pillow-Snatcher.

PRINCE YELLS Roar.

Never fear, Coop Troop here. Gotcha. Huh...

GRUNTING

CLIVE YELLS

CLIVE: Help. Cut.

Uh, I'd better go and get them before they're washed out to sea.

Come on, Prince. Show me fear. PRINCE WHIMPERS

Please, tell me you're just acting.

Roar. PRINCE SCREAMS

The Phantom Pillow-Snatcher's gonna eat you up and steal your pillow.

JO CHIRPS Not now, Jo.

Get ready to rescue him, Billy. Never fear, Coop Troop's here.

PRINCE WHIMPERS

I got you, Prince. JO CHIRPS

PRINCE YELLS Oh, no.

Where's he gone?

THUD Huh?

PRINCE WHIMPERS Get me off. Meow.

Ugh. ALL YELL

ALL GROAN

Cut. Cut, cut, cut. Uh...

All I wanted... was for my pillow to be fluffed.

Now, Jo. This is it. The big fluff.

JO CHIRPS

Oh... Ah.

Ah...

PRINCE SNORES Well, so much for our promo video.

I guess we're just not cut out for the movie business.

Well, look on the bright side.

At least we succeeded with our original mission.

Hm.

SNORING

DOOR CLOSES BOTH: Aw. Ha-ha-ha.

MAGGIE: Oh... Ah.

Mission Good Night Prince complete.

THEY SIGH Phew.

Thank goodness you trashed the video.

No-one would ever want us again if they saw that.

JO GROWLS Ah...

Ah... ALL SIGH

LAUGHTER

Oh, this is the funniest film I've ever seen.

Who knew the Troop could be so, like, hilarious?

LAUGHTER

Play it again, Sam.

Ugh... PHONE RINGS

Hello, Coop Troop. Maggie speaking.

LAUGHTER Huh?

It's me, Bertha.

You guys are hilarious.

Can you come and do the entertainment for my birthday.?

Oh, would you? Would you? And the puppies' sleepover, too?

And, like, we never had a house-warming party.

And it would be super cool if you guys could organise it.

Aw, yeah. We'll be right there. MAGGIE CHUCKLES

We're a hit. It's Mission... no. Missions on.

Ooh. Oh, yes.

Whoo-hoo. JO CHIRPS

Stack em! Stack em.

THEY CHEER

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