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FARMER HUMMING

Trust me, the Massage Master 3000 is perfectly safe -

as my test subject Clive will now hopefully demonstrate.

Ooh! Very impressive, Flo.

I'm just not sure being pummelled pork is quite my thing.

Oh! Oh, heh-heh.

Oh, that's quite nice, actually.

Always good to try something new!

Speaking of which, Maggie, I was thinking maybe...

one day, I could, you know,

try being the one who answers the phone?

Great idea, Billy! Next time someone buzzes, the phone's all yours.

PHONE RINGS On it!

Look out!

Hello, Maggie speaking. How can I help you?

Ow, ow, ow...

Hello? Hello? Somebody there?

Argh!

Hello? LISPING: 'Esther! It's me!

'My tum ith tuck!'

You want a thumb for a butt?

Wrong number.

Whoops! Sorry, Billy, force of habit.

Hmm. PHONE RINGS

JO CHIRPS 'Esther!

'My tum ith tuck!'

Your son's a duck?

That's odd... Erm, I think it's Esther.

And she says her tongue is stuck!

You've gotta helf me!

Esther wants some... elf tea?

She said, "You've gotta help me."

Nice translating, Billy!

We've got work to do, gang! Stack 'em!

Ooh! A mission!

Let's go troopers!

Mission To-oo-ngue Twister! Oh!

Great!

Stack 'em!

Jo!

Billy!

Flo!

Clive!

Maggie!

ALL: We are the Coop Troop!

LISPING: Geth this off of my tongue!

Esther, it's very important you stay calm.

Hurry, I think her brain might be frozen, too!

I think she said, erm,

"Get this glass off my tongue."

Esther, don't worry, we're on it!

OK, team, this is your standard "chameleon with their tongue

"frozen to the side of a fruit smoothie" situation

that we must have faced a million times before!

Er... any ideas?

Er...

Pull? Hmm.

ESTHER EXCLAIMING

MUFFLED: My tongue is long, but not that long!

What did she say?!

Be careful... of her lungs?

"My tongue is long, but not that long."

Ow! "Ow."

Got that one. Thanks, Billy. Never fear, Esther.

We'll try pulling the glass, instead!

In hindsight, that was a terrible idea,

and I apologise. ESTHER GROANS

Change of plan, everyone!

It's time we took this up a notch.

Nope! Nope! Nope!

Hmm... Oh!

ALL GASP

Huh?

Hm...

FLO CHUCKLES

Uh-oh!

Argh!

Ooh!

One fully thawed chameleon tongue!

Mission accomplished.

Word of advice, darling - maybe next time,

lay off the frozen fruit smoothies and stick to eating flies.

BUZZING Huh?

Ah!

MUFFLED: It's still not "gurkin"!

They're delicious, my love,

but I don't think gherkins will help.

No, not "gherkin"! She said, "It's still not workin'!"

This is way more serious than I thought!

Esther's strained her tongue,

and a chameleon without a tongue is like...

a cow without its tongue.

Or a cat.

Or a dog.

JO CHIRPS

Yes, Jo, llamas need their tongues, too. Look, it doesn't matter.

If Esther can't catch a fly herself,

then we're going to have to do it for her.

Target acquired!

Watch and learn, my friends, watch and learn.

Ya! Hyah!

CRASHING Oh, dear.

Come here, you pesky little... Oh! Oh!

MAGGIE YELLING

Argh! Oof.

Bad move, buddy.

So... did I get it?

Noth even close.

"Not even close."

We need a change of plan, something really smart.

JO CHIRPS

You're right. Good idea, Jo.

Or we could push bins around the house.

Billy, stay here with Esther.

Clive, Maggie, with me.

CHIRPING

What's he saying?

What do flies love more than flying?

Erm...

Begins with a T?

Tacos? Turtles?

Ah! Tambourines! JO: Uh-uh.

Trash.

That would have been my fourth guess.

FLO AND CLIVE SIGH

Ew! How horrid!

We stake out the trash and let the fly come to us.

Clear? Places, everyone.

I'll get it! CLIVE CHUCKLES

Hmm...

Wait until we see movement.

Hmm.

Hyah!

Yes! I've got it!

Oh, look at me! This shirt is ruined.

Ugh! Get off me!

LISPING: What a bunch of total morbons.

What was that?

Er, she said you're a bunch of total... heroes!

Time to go mechanical on this fly.

? Uh, oh-oh

? Hit it, hit it, hit it Hit it, hit it... ?

Ew... Ugh!

FLY BUZZING

Perhaps we should play the long game -

we grow a monster Venus fly.

Trap from seed, wait six months and then snap!

Catch the blighter. Ugh.

Gith me a breakth.

Oh! "Give me a break"? I'm think I'm getting the hang of this!

Gotcha!

I don't know why we don't try a gentler approach.

Maybe sing to the fly and... KNOCKING ON DOOR

Or maybe not. Oh, my heart! Oh!

That's 200 horsepower of super sticky fly-catching genius.

Trust me, gang, there's no escape from this thing!

Three, two...

Wait, maybe we should talk about this! ..one.

Go!

More power!

Agh!

Famous last words.

Hyah!

Do something, Clive!

Certainly not. I've just got myself clean!

Time to ram up. I'm coming!

That's it, Billy!

Press the "off" button!

That's my sheep!

? Come down, little fly Come down, little fly. ?

He sings like a furry angel.

ESTHER SLURPS

Look at that! Just in time!

BOTH: Go free!

Aw!

What's up with that?

I prefer vegan smoothies.

Once you've cleaned up this mess, you can make me one!

Anyone understand her? JO: Uh-uh.

Er, didn't get that. Sorry, Esther!

MAGGIE: Mission accomplished!

Billy, do you wanna do this? I think you've earned it.

LISPING: Don't mind if do!

Yes! Ha-ha!

Oh, Billy! Ha-ha.

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