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FLO: It's outrageous! Unacceptable! A total dereliction of duty.

I mean, he calls himself a farmer,

but where is this morning's chicken feed?

Nowhere, that's where!

But, Flo, you never eat it, anyway. We stash it all in here.

Whoa!

I've got this!

Well, I should hope you don't eat that rubbish, Flo.

Not when I've been baking a pastry smorgasbord!

Of course I don't eat the chicken feed.

It's just the principle of the thing.

I'm telling you, something's off. It's so quiet out there.

PHONE RINGS

Oh! On it!

Hello, Coop Troop. Maggie speaking. How can we help you?

It's me, Elvis. Hey, did you lose a farmer?

I'm telling you, something weird is going down.

You might wanna get over here!

Thanks for the heads-up, Elvis!

We have a mission.

It's a go for Find The Farmer!

Stack 'em.

ALL: Whee!

Jo!

Billy!

Flo!

Clive!

Maggie!

ALL: We are the Coop Troop!

Huh? What's he doing?

Hey, guys! What's up!?

Huh?

ALL GASP He's seen us! He's seen us!

Oh, no!

Chill out, dudes. I told you!

Esther did something funny to his brain.

He's totally out of it.

Agh! Huh? Hmm?

Yoo-hoo!

Elvis is right. The lights are on, but nobody's home.

Look at me, Mr Farmer!

Just walking around on my hind legs and talking to you.

Hoo-whee! Ha-ha, ha-ha!

Knock, knock! Anyone home?

He sure is out to lunch! Agh!

CLUCKING

Oh, yeah, I should've mentioned.

Farmer dude seems to think he's a chicken, too.

Ha! That is a complete cliche of how a chicken behaves!

There is so much more to us than THAT.

Yeah... A total cliche (!)

Anyway, now we know what's happened.

Esther has hypnotised the farmer into thinking he's a chicken.

Clive and Billy,

you track Esther down and tell her to come and undo this mess.

The rest of us will make sure the farmer doesn't go anywh...

Erm, where's he gone?

He can't be far.

We chickens may be blessed with many talents,

but speed is not one of them.

FARMER CLUCKING

Argh!

Oh, no.

And three, two, one... Argh!

Oh, please pick up! Why don't they pick up?

Coop Troop, I need you!

Wow, you are fast!

Like, help!

Seriously, he's like, totally trying to eat us and stuff!

What's going on? Why's he acting like that!?

Well, it all seems to have started when Esther hypnotised the farmer

into thinking he's a chicken, and what's more...

It's a long story, we'll write you a letter!

I've got a plan!

You're leaving!? We'll be back soon!

Like, hurry!

How are we going to find Esther? She could be anywhere!

Ooh.

Ta-da!

Many questions, but no time. We need you!

No can do. Kind of busy! But you have to help.

We need you to un-hypnotise the farmer!

Ah! Well, in that case...

I DEFINITELY can't help you. I'm not a hypnotist any more!

You just did it five minutes ago!

What can I say? Showbiz careers are short.

That's so true.

I'm a magician now.

Magic?! Oh! The hats, the capes, the sequins!

I know a few tricks myself, as it happens.

I can show you! Er, Clive!

Come on! Nice to see you, Bertha. Must fly!

What's got him so worked up?

I've got a feeling it might be yours truly.

You don't need to be scared of him. That's just Frankie.

Unless you want me to take care of him for you?

I mean, I could unleash my wild side, for a price.

I mean, if it was affordable.

Worth thinking about. JO CHIRPS

Yes, Jo's right.

Hey, come back!

Come back I said!

This is getting out of hand.

I hope Clive and Billy are doing better than us.

Now, put our kind volunteer into the box.

Hey, Clive, this isn't our mission.

No, don't speak, Billy, it breaks the magical illusion!

Say the magic word, tap on the box three times,

and he will disappear!

Alakazam! Ah!

I know I'm not supposed to talk.

Alakazam!

But seriously?

Alakazam!

Agh! Oof.

That is the lamest trick ever.

Ugh, everyone's a critic.

CLIVE SIGHS Hmm...

Oh, come on. This is getting ridiculous!

Oh! I'm on it!

Oh, no. I think he's trying to...

hatch you!

Run!

JO EXCLAIMS

Hey!

Hey, Maggie, get Jo back to the coop before he's scrambled!

On it!

You want ME to get in the box?

Of course.

Every great magician needs to see their tricks from the inside.

Right, Clive? Er, well...

JO SCREAMING

Oh, no!

Abracadab...

Hey! Oh, just trust me!

Hey, hey! Billy, what are you doing?

Let me out! Your brilliant plan for getting Esther, right?

You can tell the others all about it. Come on.

Yes, well, well done for figuring out

that was my plan all along.

Get me out of here, now!

Mission completed! It's a wrap!

Hey! What are you talking about? Let me out!

Let me out of here! Oi!

Good to go!

We're gonna need some luck to get this hunk of junk movin'.

HORN HONKS So...

Shall we go?

Hurry! Hurry!

Way to go, Jo!

Not so fast, Maggie!

Faster? You got it!

Is that peep right or that peep left?

I feel sick!

ESTHER: Let me out of here, or you'll feel worse!

Slow down!

Flo, I don't think I can do this!

Just follow me and do what I do!

Do what you do? OK, then!

Hurry.

Hurry!

This is it, troopers. Let's hope it works.

But how do we make Esther do that thing

where her eyes go all spinny?

Hey, I can hear you, you know! OK. Step back, step back!

ALL: Yes!

Why is my nose so sore?

That's right. I dreamed I was eatin' bird seed. Weird.

Ha-ha! We did it, gang!

ALL CLUCKING

No. No!

Help! Help!

CHUCKLING

Should we tell her yet? Sure.

Flo! We're kidding!

I knew that. You can't fool me so easy.

No siree!

Of course, not. I knew we couldn't.

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