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CLIVE HUMS TO HIMSELF

A place for everything, and everything in its place.

You were so great on our last mission, Maggie.

Super-fast!

Speed isn't everything, young Billy.

Observe this carefully laid breakfast setting.

Bask in its Zen-like simplicity.

Take time to... PHONE RINGS

On it! Oh, no.

Hello, Coop Troop! Maggie speaking! How can we help?

Maggie! Reggie here...

Hey, Reggie, what's up? Up?

Oh! I've been reading a very interesting, uh... book!

It's all about a tortoise and a hare

who have a race! A race, uh-huh, got it.

He-he, and well... the tortoise wins the race!

The tortoise... wins the race?!

MAGGIE LAUGHS

The tortoise?!

Stop! I have that book!

It's for kids.

Well, I was wondering,

wouldn't it be thrilling if you and I

had a race? Eh?

You?! Me?! Race?! I don't think so.

Are you... chicken?

Chicken? Well, I never.

Reggie, I guarantee you that fable is not realistic,

but what the heck. It might be fun. You're on!

We have a mission!

Race against... Reggie!

ALL CHEER

Stack 'em!

I love going to the races!

ALL: Wahey!

Jo!

Billy!

Flo!

Clive!

Maggie!

ALL: We are the Coop Troop!

"..and so the tortoise and the hare agreed to race..."

Yeah, yeah, yeah! Just skip to the end!

What happens in the end?

Here. "..so the tortoise beat the hare

"and proved that slow and..."

What? The tortoise...?

Oh! That's just a fairy tale.

Yes. Not much of a book.

I find the characterisations banal and one dimensional.

THEY YELL

FLO GRUNTS

JO BEEPS

LAUGHS. Finally. You showed up.

Wouldn't have missed it for the world.

How should we do this?

JO BEEPS

What's he saying, Flo?

Jo says the race will start from this line,

then go down to the crossroads, turn left,

past the smelly bog,

twice around the old oak... JO BEEPS

Correction. Three times around the old oak.

And the first racer cross the finish line is the winner.

Sounds good to me. Shake?

HE CHANTS, BLOWS RASPBERRY

Oh, my!

CHUCKLES

Reggie!

That is not very sports-person-like.

Allow me to make a polite suggestion...

Let's make this race interesting.

If Maggie wins, you will...

Er... you will clean our commode for a week!

What's a commode? Toilet. She means toilet.

OK.

Well... And if I win...

...it would be thrilling to be the leader of the Coop Troop.

Absolutely not! That is...

If you win you can be leader of the Troop for one day.

Two days. Deal!

ALL: Maggie!

What? I'm gonna win.

Let's get this party started.

On your mark...

BOTH: Get set...

Get set...

Get set... Go, Maggie!

Yes! HORN BLARES

Go, Maggie! Yaaay!

Hey! Let me see that book!

So why does the hare lose? Ah! There!

"The hare gets distracted

"and the tortoise slips into the lead."

That's so unrealistic.

I don't get distracted... do I?

CLIVE CLEARS THROAT

The book distracted me!

Oh...

C'mon, Maggie. You got this.

Just don't get distracted.

TWEETING

Hey, little birdie. You got front row seats for the race, huh?

TWEETS Yeah, that's right.

It's me versus Reggie! It's not much of a race,

and you'll see how slow he is.

There's no way he's going to win. No way!

I feel kinda bad for him, you know.

Ah! Gotta run. Bye!

MAGGIE PANTS

Ah, the perfect spot to enjoy refreshments

while we watch the race.

Lovely jubbly, where's the bubbly?

Mm.

Ooh!

MAGGIE PANTING

Is that apple juice?

With just a hint of elderflower presse.

And might I tempt you with a carrot baton?

You might indeed. Cheers!

CLINK

Tasty carrots. Only the best for us!

Clive, I don't get distracted, do I?

COUGHS

You? Distracted? Well...

Ah! Race!

They're coming round the tree, and it's...

Maggie in the lead!

MAGGIE PANTS

Gimme an M-A-G! Gimme a G-I-E!

Nobody runs as fast as me!

Quicker than a snail! Quicker than a whale!

Speedy as an ocelot! What rhymes with ocelot?

A saucy pot?

Er... Ah!

Give up, hare.

The tortoise always wins the race.

HE CHUCKLES

It's in the book...

Which is very realistic...

It's a realistic book...

MAGGIE PANTS, GASPS

Stay focused. Stay focused...

Maggie? Are you OK?

Of course I'm OK! I'm fine!

And I'm focused! And I am nothing like the hare in that book!

Look, it doesn't even look anything like...

GASPS It's me! I'm the hare in the book!

I'm doomed to lose!

Oh... Erm...

REGGIE CHUCKLES

Oh! I'll get help.

Maggie? Wake up.

Crystal?

What is wrong, my sweet paella?

Nothing... Nothing's wrong... Maggie!

You are a being of golden light!

Beings of golden light do not lie in the mud

if there is nothing wrong.

Nope. Nothing wrong here. Just... enjoying the mud.

Destined to lose the race...

Ah, yes, the race.

Billy, I must be alone with Maggie.

Go. Go! OK!

Maggie, look deep into my eyes,

listen to the words of which I speak.

I can help you.

I can touch the inner soul of your box of pain

but you must let me in. You must!

Will you open your pain box for me?

Erm, OK. OK?

Yes.

Oh, nobody ever said "yes" before.

This makes me very happy.

Oh, come on, sweet knees! Give it all you've got!

REGGIE GRUNTS

Oh, dearie me.

It's been over an hour.

Wherever is Maggie? She's just...

Maybe she's just playing a game?

To make it more interesting?

I hope so.

Because if she loses,

that old tortoise becomes our team leader.

Can you imagine?

I want our shells washed, waxed and polished

so they shine as bright as stars! Got it?

ALL: Sir! Yes, sir!

THEY MOAN

Oh!

HE CHUCKLES

Oh, Maggie! She won't let us down!

Maggie will come through! I know she will.

But where is she?

To avoid distraction, you must learn to meditate...

breath in... and out...

and relax.

I need to relax?! Like this?!

Is this relaxed? Am I relaxed yet?

I can't do it... I can't...

You can!

Like the butterfly transforms into the beautiful worm!

You must only believe in yourself.

OK... OK... Believe in...

Yes... I am calm...

I am... calm...

You are a hare of the universe. You are awesome.

And whether you know it or not,

the universe rejoices in your awesomeness.

Awesome...

Almost there, honey bunny!

HE STRAINS

Oh!

Come on, Maggie... I believe in you.

I believe in you...

'I believe in you...'

I can do this.

You can do it!

Oh, no.

MAGGIE PANTING

CHEERING

Whaddaya know! The book really isn't realistic!

Yaaaay! Maggie won the race!

Well, my friend, there's a commode needing your attention.

Oh!

You were so thrilling!

Like the day we first met!

Wa-hey!

Oh...

Er, I'll just... Um, yes, that's...

I knew you could do it.

Calm and serenity win the race.

I am rather impressed with this new, calm Maggie, Maggie.

Me too.

Well, I'll just stamp the mission book "accomplished..."

Are you kidding?! Gimme that book! That's my job!

MAGGIE LAUGHS

Oh!

I guess some things never change!

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