Original subtitles

The all-seeing Clivadini senses the card is...

MUTTERING

...the King of Egg.

I mean, hearts! I mean, the Queen of Hearts!

Huh?

Oh? PHONE RINGS

I've got it! Weeeee! Hup!

Coop Troop, Maggie speaking, how can we help you?

Oh! Oh, oh...

Come quick! There's... There's something stuck to Agnes!

CRASHING Oh, my! We'll be right over!

Yeah!

We have a mission! Stack 'em!

Cool, a new mission!

Jo!

Billy!

Flo!

Clive!

Maggie!

ALL: We are the Coop Troop!

ROBOT VOICE: 'Dirt detected.' GASPING

What's that?

Well, we don't know!

We were sharing a lettuce leaf

and, well, out of nowhere it sneaked up and attacked us!

It actually feels kind of nice.

But it is inconvenient!

'Scanning for dirt.'

Don't you worry. We'll fix this in a snap.

Oh!

Oh... Ow!

You'd better fix it! That thing's making me seasick!

Maggie, grab Agnes! I've got it!

GRUNTING

Aggie! Oh! Agnes!

Oh, my darling! Tell me I'm still number one.

Of course, Reggie-poo!

SMOOCHING, CHUCKLING

'Return to base.'

Everyone, stand back!

What is it, Flo?

'Return to base.'

Oh!

'Sleep mode activated.'

It's an alien visitor from another planet!

Oh, my, in our little town?!

It's no such thing! It's just a thingamajiggy.

You know, the useless stuff humans are always inventing.

Which is why chickens should rule the world!

Exactly. You've learned well, Billy.

Well, that's that. Mission accomplished.

I suggest you all stay away from that thingamajiggy.

No problemo! Talk about creepy. Ew!

Back to the farm, Troop!

Billy, wait!

This isn't a thingamajiggy, it's an alien!

And it wants to go home. But Flo said...

Look. First, it clung to Agnes like its mummy,

then it said, "Return to base".

Obviously, it's lost its parents!

BOTH: Really?

Poor little alien...

Come on! We have to help it get home!

Are you sure it's safe? Oh, sure!

I know everything there is to know about aliens.

This little guy wouldn't hurt a fly! Oh, yeah?

Well, it ate my carrot! Don't worry, Albert!

GRUNTING

STRAINING

You don't mind, do you? BOTH: Oh! No.

SQUEAK Everyone on board?

Almost. Just tying my shoelaces!

STRAINING

Hup!

All aboard, Flo! OK, let's go!

TYRES SCREECH, GASPING

CLATTERING

Help me hide it!

GRUNTING

Oops! Sorry, Billy!

Now, all we need to contact the mothership

is a transistor radio, a satellite dish,

a really big antenna, three miles of copper wiring...

Maggie! THEY GASP

Maggie!

'Power on.'

Maggie, Flo is looking for you.

Oh, is she?

You didn't stamp the mission book.

Oh, that's all. Phew... Ha!

I mean, silly me! Heh.

HE SIGHS, HUMS

Take the alien and meet me behind the shed.

GASPS

Wha...? Where is it?

'Dirt detected.'

Stop, little alien! That's for cows!

'Scanning for dirt. Scanning for dirt.

'Scanning for dirt.

'Dirt detected.'

FARMER HUMS

No, not the farmer!

'Dirt detected.'

Oh!

BEEPING, WHIRRING

Come back, little alien!

We have to get you home to your mummy!

'Scanning for dirt.

'Dirt detected...

Waah!

'Dirt detected.'

"Thingamajiggy sucking on Agnes' shell" - complete!

Can you help us clean the Coop?

You mean, like at this very moment, minute, second?

Yes... Is everything OK?

Of course! Couldn't be better!

LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

Oh!

PHONE RINGS

COUGHING

Coop Troop! Maggie speaking, how can we help you?

Maggie? You know that thingamajiggy that you took away?

Well, it... You see, it's...

No, we're not interested in fibre optic broadband, we're farm animals.

Sheesh! These telemarketers will call anyone these days!

Well, all done here!

Maggie! SHE GASPS

I'm making mushroom lasagne!

Could you help with some slicing and dicing?

Absolutely!

It's not like I have anything else to do!

Erm...

Ah!

GASPING

Ow!

'Dirt detected.

'Dirt detected.' Enough!

GIGGLING

That tickles!

'Dirt detected.'

SCREAMING, THEY GASP

What's that? I don't hear anything.

It sounds like Billy!

SQUEAKING

PANTING No!

Maggie, what on earth is that thingamajiggy doing here?

Well... huh! Look at that! Ha! It must've followed us!

A little help, please!

Coming, Billy! Huh...

HE YELLS

POWERING DOWN

'Recalibrating!

'High-speed activated. High-speed activated.

'High-speed activated.' My word!

Oh, no!

Clive! Stop!

Hmm? What's this here mess?

ALL GASP

HE YELLS

FARMER MUTTERS

Huh?

HE SNORTS

'Dirt detected.'

HE YELLS

Who's goosing me?

Aliens?

HE YELLS

PHONE RINGS

Coop Troop, Maggie... Maggie!

That thing is a vacuum cleaner!

A vacuum cleaner? Impossible!

I'm looking at the box right now!

You should never have taken it!

Reggie has made a terrible mess! My owners will be furious!

MAGGIE GULPS Hmm!

We'll be right over. Oops?

There's no time to waste, we have to take it back!

But how? It'll attack us again!

'Dirt detected. Dirt Detected. Dirt detected.'

We'll just give it some dirt!

Come and get it!

Come on! Come and get it!

Come and get it!

Come on, little guy! Here it comes!

Mission Big Suck, complete!

SIGHS

How do I look?

Oh! Good as new! Smashing!

Oh, wow! Wonderful!

CHUCKLES, OTHERS GASP

ALL LAUGH

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