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AEROBIC ALBERT

See that, Billy? These blueberry muffins are delightful!

Wooooaaah!

They're ready!

Oh! I'll get a plate...!

Billy!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...

Ah! Hot, hot, hot!

That was close...!

Sorry, Clive, I was trying to help.

Coop Troop! Maggie speaking! How can I help?

It's me... Albert. I need foooood...

Preferably a green salad, dressing on the side, a seedless sliced apple.

Mmm... Thank you.

Albert, you know we're not a food delivery service?

We certainly are not!

But my owner hasn't fed me! It's terrible!

I'm on the verge of starvation!

Okaaaay, but just this once. We're on our way!

Troop, we've got a hungry guinea pig to feed!

Bring on the muffins!

Good thing there's plenty to go around!

Thanks, Clive! Oh, but Flo!

Come on, stack 'em! Quite right!

Jo!

Billy!

Flo!

Clive!

Maggie!

ALL: We are the Coop Troop!

According to my arrivo-matic-gauge, we'll be there in four minutes.

Oh! Goodness...

Hmmm... could be the alternator...

Then again it could be the oscillator...

or even the mixameter...

Right. Here's what we're going to do.

Billy and Jo, you go off to Albert's.

Clive and Maggie, I'll need you to help me fix the Coop. Yes, boss!

But where does Albert live? I can't quite remember.

Near the bell tower. Jo knows the address.

We'll see you there.

Ah, right. Heh... That way. Don't forget the muffins!

Nope, that's not it...

Not that either... Feathers! The jack's missing. Who?

I knew it! There's a saboteur on the loose! Oh no...!

Er, no. That was me. I forgot to put it back last time I used it.

We'll improvise!

Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Huh? Taaa-daaa!

Fa-bu-lous... What it is?

It's a jumping jack!

And jump! I can do that!

And jump!... And jump!... And jump!... Keep it up!

What took you so long? I'm dying of starvation!

Ah... Sorry, we ran into a bit of a setback. Huh!?

But... Albert... There's a carrot right there?

Yeah. But I have to run on the wheel to get it!?

My owner thinks I should get some exercise!

Do I look like a greyhound?

Well done, my eggy friend!

Deee-licious!

Well, I guess your work here is done. Bye- bye!

Uh... You can show yourselves out.

This has been so stressful for me.

I am exhausted! I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown...

Aw, yeah, I know... But Albert, what about tomorrow?

You'll have to run on the wheel then...

Hm? Oh, no, no, no, no. I'll just call you again tomorrow.

Oh we have to come up with another solution...

What would Flo do?

Oh, I've an idea!

Haaa! I found the problem! A Pilates ball in the carburetor?

That's where it went to! Huh?

Well done! My ball...

There! A new exercise wheel! Wheel 2.0.

Give it a go, it's twice as easy!

Why do guinea pigs have to be the first to test things?

We're beings with feelings, we're not lab rats!

Oh, alright. Fine, fine, I'll go!

Mm... Yep, yep that's much easier yeah...

Actually, it's kind of fun! Yes, yes!

Hang on, hang on!

Stop it!

Oh, that was close... Oooh...

Tiiiddddaaalll waaaavvveee!

Albert! Don't worry, we'll save you!

Hurry up! I don't know how to swim...!

Huh? Um, just try standing up!

Are you okay, Albert?

Am I okay?!

I almost drowned! And now where am I?

Why am I outside?! I don't do outside!

You gotta take me home! Pleeease?

Um the thing is... Thing is, I'm not sure where we are exactly...

Aahh... I don't speak egg. What's he saying?

Umm... I dunno.

Oh! That's just great. Bravo! It doesn't get any better...

I'm lost with kid who doesn't know his way around

and an egg that talks gibberish!

Jo knows where your house is!

What the heck is that?! Quick! Jump!

Joooooo!

Huh? I think your egg friend is scrambled.

And scrambled eggs have no sense of direction!

Oh, no! How am I going to get home?! I'm doomed!

Help! Somebody!

Anybody! Help!

Hey? Something up, little guy?

I gotta get home! Too much fresh air gives me a rash!

Look at my coat! It's all dried up... Help me!

Relax, I can get you home, don't you worry. Just calm down.

But first... What's in the box?

Muffins.

Really?! And you didn't think of mentioning that before now?

They're all yours if you get me home!

I don't know if we can trust him, Albert.

Flo always says that Frankie's...

Flo's not here! I don't think we've got choice!

You don't. I'll be back with a map. Don't move!

See? We'll be home in no time.

Mmm... I guess...

What's taking him so long?

The thing is Albert, I don't think Frankie's coming back.

But of course he is!

How is he going to help you get home when he didn't ask where you live?

Oh, no. We're never going back home...

And we have no muffins! I'm gonna starve!

I'm getting hunger pangs already!

This is your fault!

Ah!? Hang on! I did tell you it was a bad idea...

And I'm not the one who gave the food away, by the way.

But where could they be?

What if they've been swallowed by a black hole?

Maggie... Stop talking rubbish! What rubbish?

Wait, do you smell that? Blueberries...

Cinnamon... a dash of nutmeg! My... muffins!

Well, well, well, Frankie. What a surprise.

Ooh! Hello, Flo. I'm just sitting here having a well-earned snack.

That I baked this morning!

I bet you didn't even appreciate the hint of lemon zest! Hmph!

Spill the beans, Frankie! Where did you get these muffins?

- I got them off Billy, the egg and that neurotic guinea pig

about six streets thatta-way... Let's go!

Aaah bah bah bahbabah! Keep your paws off! Hm!

- Ooh... need food, rest. Food, first and foremost.

Eat food. Eat food. Rest. Eat food. Albert? Albert! Everything's fine.

What? I can't hear you over those bells!

They usually sound a lot louder!

That's it! Of course! Your house is near the bell tower!

I saw them! One street over! Hold on!

Home sweet home! Nice going, kid. Thank you! Thanks a million!

You did it. You got me home. Oh my hero.

Well... I guess I did!

You know what? Maybe this exercise business isn't so bad after all!

Wow? Hang on, what is this? I've got abs!

All that exercise... Oh, it's made me hungry!

And I'm just in time for dinner! How lucky!

Sooo? Mission accomplished? Hee hee... Just about!

Mission accomplished! Winner, winner, and a guinea pig got his dinner!

Speaking of which, I'm starving!

Ey? Who could that be at this hour?

Hello, Coop Troop?

Am I glad you answered! I was running on my wheel

to get slice of cheesecake and... Disaster!

I pulled a muscle! Oh, you gotta come over and give me a massage!

I need a massage! A massage!?

Oh. Sorry, Albert, I can't hear you-- must be a bad line!

Hello? Hello? Hello-- Help! Help! Uh... Try again tomorrow!... Or not!

Who wants pizza?

Will there be sun-dried tomatoes?

Yes, please! With stuffed crust!

With mushrooms! I'll give you my crusts!

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