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I'm just in school and I'm heading out for the beach.

Yeah, but something in my teacher's just empty.

Because I like beer.

With the sun on my face and my eyes on his head.

How much you got in there today, Joshua?

$62. Whoa.

And give me a couple of packs of Marlboro.

Nice morning, isn't it?

Yes.

Very nice indeed.

Here we go, 6B2.

6B2.

You could marry into money.

Oh! Damn it! I can't leave you for a minute.

What? What did I do now?

You're supposed to look at me like that.

I bought you cigarettes.

I don't care.

Think I'm with you for cigarettes?

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

We're supposed to have breakfast.

Have breakfast with her.

What did I do?

Win it.

I know you're awake.

Turn! Stay in position!

What time is it, Sarah?

Eight o 'clock.

I overslept again. I've got to get to work. Oh, no. Not this time, Harry West.

That's right, you promised.

I'm a sweetheart. I don't want to be late for work. Oh, give it a damn. You

a real estate company. You can't fire yourself.

Sweetheart, I am not in the mood.

Buenos dias. Your breakfast is served.

What am I eating?

Tea, juice, cereal, cafe.

Any milk for my coffee?

Aren't you going to the beach today with your sister?

Yeah.

Where are you going?

The moon.

I've got to take your father to work.

I'm coming back tonight. Tonight and every night.

Ladies, listen closely, ladies.

Opals. Jackets.

Opals are the stone of the year.

Now, if you don't have an opal in your jewelry box, your box is empty.

Scott! Scott, my floor director.

Scott, let's get a close -up of this beautiful ring.

Bubbles, come on over here. Harry?

Don't you think Stu Stocker is sexy?

Whatever you say, dear.

Hmm?

Oh, you like that?

I thought you'd say that.

Now, this beautiful opal ring surrounded by sapphires, diamonds, and other opals

is priced at $350.

But I am going to cut that price for you beautiful women at home deprived of

this lovely jewel. I'm going to cut this baby in half and in half and in half.

$99, that's it.

Just for you sweethearts at home, $89.

Did I slip and pay $89?

Yes, you did, Bill. Well, my mistake is always your savings.

Bubbles. The ring bubbles.

But my box is empty, Stu.

Got my banana?

Hey!

Watch how you peel that.

Coutinho.

Father, father!

What? Good morning to you, too.

What is it now?

I joined you to the beach today, and you didn't give us our allowance for the

week. Ask your mother. I did.

What'd she say?

Exactly. Yes.

Get it from that asshole father of yours. Exactly.

Dear damn it.

Now don't talk to me for another week. William, let's go. I'm late. Yes, sir.

What, are you crazy?

About you.

Ohio, Guzima.

Oh, that's good. Bridget?

Come on, damn it, William. Let's go.

William,

move this show.

Yes, sir.

Just trying to let the car warm up.

Hey, let's go. We're not in Alaska. It's 90 damn degrees down there. What the

hell is warming up? If you don't move this car right now, you are fired. Let's

go. Yes, sir.

Idiot, why don't you watch where you're going? I'm sorry, sir. Not you, you

jackass. You, Diana.

Get the blanket. Put it on the couch.

Put

his

ass down right here.

Come on, William. Let's go. I'm late.

Sir, what about this? He's fine. When he wakes up, kick his ass out of here. And

it's a damn good thing for you he didn't hit another shrub.

this way.

It's okay. He's fine.

You're fine, right, sir? You can walk. Let me see.

Okay, he can walk. Let's go, William. I'm late.

Is my 9 .30 appointment there?

Yeah, and you're late. I know I'm late. That's why I'm calling.

I'll be right there.

stay right there.

You'll see. You'll love it here.

Poor thing.

You need a bath.

It's alright.

I'm just trying to get you cleaned up.

I'm not going to take anything from you.

You're late.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry what?

I'm sorry, Mistress Clarice.

I don't like the way... But I can explain.

Explain on your knees, schmuck.

Well, you see, there was this homeless person and... I don't give a shit about

them! Shut up, lame!

You will worship the ground I walk on.

Now, crawl.

Answer. Yes.

Yes, what?

Yes, sir. I mean, yes, Mistress Grace.

You'll pay for that.

Now, hit the ground I walk on.

Kiss.

Now lick.

There,

you dog.

Lick my booster.

Lick deep, Blaze.

Oh, that's good. Come on.

Yes,

Mistress Clarice. Do you promise to be a good boy and be on time next week? Yes,

Mistress Clarice.

I don't believe you.

She's in the guest house.

What is she doing there?

Well, she asked a guest. That's why we call it the guest house.

caged animal. He's a person like you and me.

Of course, Fred.

Wow, what an exciting day. First I get my period and now this.

Wow. Wow, cool.

He looks fine to me.

Why doesn't he have any clothes on?

I'm washing them.

He's really dirty when daddy hit him.

Your daddy?

face one more time, I'm going to spank you, Sandra.

Just because I'm homeless doesn't mean I can't talk.

It just means I don't have a home. Get it?

Homeless, not speechless, homeless.

And if you contort your face like that name one more time, I will vomit in your

face. Gross!

Never knew such pretty girls could make themselves look so ugly.

Not only does he talk, but does he talk a lot.

Well, fun's over for the day. He speaks.

I liked it better when you didn't talk.

Me too. Much more excitement.

Sorry to disappoint you, ladies.

Well, I guess that's all. We're going to the beach. You coming?

What am I going to do with my guests?

Well, you didn't run them over.

No, you guys go. Maybe I'll see you tomorrow.

Okay. Cool meeting you. Yeah, Rad.

My sentiments exactly.

What does Rad mean?

I get it.

You're very pretty.

Are you going to rape me? I'm homeless, not a rapist.

Why didn't you speak earlier?

You didn't ask me to.

and she doesn't even know his name.

Where have you been all morning?

Around.

Taking care of... Joshua.

My name is Joshua.

And if you can get my clothes, I really have to go. I thank you for your food

and for your tender touch.

You're really a sweetheart.

Tender touch? Did you sleep with him, you slut?

Watch your mouth, young lady. Even though you're older, you can learn a few

things from your sister. She has a kind, compassionate heart of gold.

If it wasn't for her... I might have been left for dead.

Well, you really weren't dead.

No.

But it makes a more colorful story.

Now, I really got to get going. I have a very dear lady friend who will be

worried sick if I'm not with her.

You're married?

Girlfriend. Very special girl.

Without her, I think I'd be dead today.

Like I say, there are people that don't have homes and are alive inside, and

there are people that have the best homes and are dead inside.

Like our father?

Well, your clothes aren't dry yet.

I've worn wet clothes before.

Nothing new to me.

Gotta go. Gotta go.

Any friend of ours doesn't have to wear wet clothes. I'll be right back.

He's not our friend. He's your friend. And I'm not going to get grounded over

this. Shut up.

Last time we got grounded, we were two.

And we have to have Joshua find his girl.

It'd help if he had a car, wouldn't it?

And some clothes.

Thanks for coming.

That's the guy I ran over this morning.

Yeah, he looks like a lawyer or something. Like a real guy.

He's a real guy!

I don't know why you're doing this, but good luck!

Have you seen Maureen? No. Who's Maureen?

If you see her, tell her Jack was looking for her. Who's Maureen?

you guys

kill me driver i'll kill you wait i think i know where she might be there's

bridge make a right and then a right at the dead end

Joshua.

Joshua.

What are you doing in this part of town?

Well, I was looking for you.

This is where we met.

I was worried sick about you. I thought the worst.

I'm all right. I'm fine.

What, did you win the lotto?

Almost.

I got hit by a car.

It was an accident.

Who are these people?

They're my friends.

They took care of me.

I took care of you for five years, you miserable, unappreciative jackass.

I thought you left me.

Don't you ever leave me again like that, Joshua.

I need you so much.

I'll never leave you again.

I can't.

Oh. Oh.

This is William and Bridget. Hi.

Thanks, guys, for bringing him home.

Thanks again.

If you're ever in a neighborhood, feel free to drop in. You're welcome.

Thanks, Josh.

Good luck.

Bye. Bye.

I was so scared.

Oh, baby. How funny if I missed you.

Yeah. You're going to get to death of cold out there, William.

Yeah.

They look so in love.

I wonder if they actually do it in that cardboard box.

You animal!

What? Shut up, creep.

How much money have you got?

None. Your father hasn't paid me yet.

Men. Vanessa's right.

The only thing they're good for is sex.

Now, somebody's got to help those people out.

I want to take them home with us.

What, are you crazy? Your father's going to go nuts.

You're right.

Help me figure out a way around him.

You know, Bridget, maybe those people are better off where they're at.

Who could be happy out there?

With talk like that, you could end up sleeping in the street.

Sorry, I'm perfectly happy when I'm sleeping.

I'll do anything you say.

All right.

Here's the plan.

Vanessa, you have to... help me out. Why should I? I'll give you my new monthly

skirt. Deal.

What the hell are they doing here? Why is that bum wearing my jacket?

I can explain.

And my shoes and my pants? You better. Your mother's waiting for me upstairs,

talk slow.

Dad, they need to stay here as our guests for one month. What? How about

weeks? No.

Can I get you something to drink? Don't give them a damn thing.

Get them whatever they want.

Of course.

Not one second more.

In exchange for them to drop the lawsuit.

What lawsuit?

Him running. He's threatening to sue. Sue? Uh -huh.

Okay. They can stay two weeks, not one minute more, starting now.

Harry!

Coming, dear.

Thank God it's only one date.

I'll say it to your room.

Starting to worry. I thought maybe... You look

beautiful.

That's very pretty.

Thanks. The girls gave it to me.

Do you think we're doing the right thing?

I mean, once we step on this side again, it's so hard to go back.

Let's try it.

The girls are giving us this chance.

I think I'm ready to join in again.

Join the rat race?

Get a job and buy insurance and vote.

She lied.

As long as we're together, everything's going to be fine.

Oh, baby, money changes things.

I have money.

Yeah, but every time you get to 10 ,000, you give it to Food for America.

We never buy anything with it.

I buy you cigarettes.

Come on.

You're worrying about nothing.

I've got a surprise for you.

Close your eyes.

Come on.

Close your eyes.

Okay, okay.

Where's your old one?

It got run over.

Oh.

Bridget gave me this one.

Are you sweet on her?

She could be our daughter.

It's still not too late.

I love you. I love you.

When you can bring one heart, love, and laughter.

Listen, little Noreen.

Please listen to me carefully.

I am laying down a law that you had better not defy. Give them all a

party. I'm taking over, that's no lie.

You just get yourself together now. I'm back on the scene once again.

Back on the scene once again.

I'm back on the scene once again.

Listen, little Lorraine, please listen to me carefully.

You've broken many innocent hearts, but no more from here on after.

Listen, little Lorraine, please listen to me carefully.

I want a mask on your face when you walk out on the street.

Disguise that come on voice of yours if you should have to speak. You just get

yourself together now. I'm back on the scene once again.

Back on the scene once again.

I'm back on the scene once again.

Those little rare things you possess can blow any human mind.

You drive a man to hell

sleeping like a newborn.

I didn't have the heart to wake her.

So what are you going to do today?

Hit the city, look for work.

Maybe a place to stay.

What kind of work?

Handyman. You know, jack of all trades, master of none.

Is that what you did all your life?

In between singing.

You sing?

Oh, my God!

I write and sing songs.

Why don't you look for a singing job?

If it was that easy, I probably wouldn't be talking to you right now.

Bridget.

Can I ask you to do me a favor?

I have to do that.

Maureen is not used to getting up without me.

Maybe if you went back to the house a little bit... I'm leaving now.

Don't worry.

I'll be with her.

Thanks.

You've been a great friend.

I appreciate it.

All right.

See you.

Good luck.

Thanks. I'm going to need it.

Hey, uh... Thanks for the guitar.

Joshua. Yeah?

It's a ball.

Hello?

What's your name?

Okay, I'll shut up.

Lays, you've won for 30 minutes.

And not one second more, my beautiful goddess -like body to be stoned.

Whip your eyes.

My son says 36, 22, 34.

Datuous figure is yours to drool and savor.

Dream and stare at in a sick, wanting way that is fitting of your low -life

stature as a slave.

You disgusting pig!

And if you're a good little pig of a slave, squeal for me. Come on. I

will allow you to kiss it.

If the price is right.

Oh, Harry.

Good morning.

Morning.

So you're a homeless person?

Yes.

You're a pretty homeless person.

Thank you.

You need anything while you stay here?

Just ask. I'll help you.

Thanks.

How's your husband doing?

Oh, he's not... He's fine.

Put that back, white boy!

White man, you!

Morning? More like good afternoon.

Where's Joshua?

Don't worry. He'll be back.

He went to the city to find a job.

Want some orange juice?

I'll get that for you, ma 'am. Take a break, Edward. I have hands.

Are you sure you girls aren't adopted?

That's what I always say.

Can I ask you a personal question?

Had I become homeless?

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be nosy. It's okay.

I was a school teacher.

The city cut back on the budgets and I lost my job.

I was living from check to check and school teachers don't make that much

anyway. Before I got another job, I was evicted.

So then I lived in my car for a few months.

Then I had to sell that so I could eat.

You know, when you haven't got much and you're alone, it doesn't take much.

I've called everyone and we're all set for the party. Now I'm going to go to

beach for a while.

I'll go back to the guest town. No, you have to come with us. Are you ready?

Where are we going?

When's your birthday?

I really don't remember.

I do.

How do you know when her birthday is?

It's today.

Oh, I get it. Better than the beach.

Happy birthday!

Harry, time to work out. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Not even for these?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

100 push -ups.

Now.

Last time you only got to one, wimp.

I hope you've been working.

One.

Where's Lillian?

You've been styling.

That's okay.

Well, it's strange.

I put in a few applications for her, man.

It's tough when your last date of employment is five years ago. So,

what did you girls do today?

Oh, the girls took me shopping. They did? They did. We had such a good time.

didn't pick up on any cute boys, did you?

No, but we got a few winks and whistles. I bet, yeah.

How about playing a song for us, Mr. Guitar Man? Sure.

You got ears, I got

ears.

Ears are made to listen.

Mouths ain't made to only rap.

Lips can be used for kissing.

You need love.

I need love, this is where you're gonna get your thrill.

Angle to a feather and fly with me and start living it.

Living it up, living it up on my hill.

You're no fool, I'm no fool, and there ain't a bit of you to lie in.

You want it bad and it's yours to have, that's the only honest truth I'm buying.

Come on, darling, enjoy yourself.

Let your hair down at your will.

We can have a good thing going on. Start living it up, living it up, living

it up on my head.

You got feet, I got feet, and they're bound to be strong for walking.

If we can't see eye to eye, feet are made for walking.

You got a heart, and I got a heart, and we can use...

Hey, I knew that was Joshua. I thought so too.

Come on, let's go get the others.

living it up on my hill living

it up on my hill living it up

on my hill living it

up

on my hill

Harry, we're going to tie you.

No, no, no, no, no.

Harry, not even for this?

Okay.

Executioner, tie him.

Tie his hand.

Tie his feet.

Tie his tied hands to his tied feet tight.

Tie his tightly tied feet to his neck.

I'll tie the piggy.

Tighter.

Tie his... Tied tight hands that are tied tightly to his neck, to the tip of

toes.

Tie his testicles tightest.

I can look. Who are all these dirty, smelly people?

Well, they're my friends.

I mean, I don't know what they're doing here.

Look, if you want, I'll ask them.

Your friends are our friends. Right, Vanessa? I think your school is

Shut up and eat, you ingrate.

me a home.

Don't you mind and pick me up.

Yeah, brother.

They are your daughters. Sometimes I wonder, you stay out of this. This is

of your business.

Don't forget the lawsuit.

Oh, no. I got witnesses.

Witnesses who saw him dancing and eating my food and drinking.

He's fine.

There's no lawsuit. I want you out.

O -U -T.

Go out.

They go. We go.

We do?

We do.

Oh, don't do that. Yeah, don't do that.

Let the door hit you in the ass on your way.

Don't even order them. Don't even ask me them. You'll get them anyway.

All right. Now, I want you to order them for your daughters, your sons, your

transsexuals, your bisexuals, your cross -dressers, your... I just ordered for

the whole damn family.

I wish this dog would touch me like that.

Bubbles.

Hello, Kari? Hi, it's Marilyn.

Yes, give me one in every color. Maroon Monday, turquoise Tuesday.

Oh, just give me a dozen of every color you have. Every color.

Yes, and if... Yes, and even everyone with the spiked heels.

And if that credit card doesn't go through, I have others.

What the hell kind of a mother are you? How could you allow those kids to bring

all those people in here?

Yes, also give me a... Half dozen of the compact hair dryers, the assorted pack.

They don't understand responsibility.

I should have never listened to you. I should have had them working at ten

old. Please don't forget the free chocolates I get.

I've kicked them all out. The kids, too.

Maybe now we can get some sleep.

Did you hear me?

Yes, dear. You kicked the kids out. Are we going to make love tonight, big boy?

No. I've got work in the garage.

Wear a condom, please.

It's business.

Yes, dear, I know.

Yes, I'll take 50 of item 117 in every color, 12 of the velvet Elvis portraits

in the witness protection program, 20 sets of Tammy Faye eyelashes, 70...

and do the wash.

I'm sorry, girls.

I got you into this.

It was our decision.

Don't blame yourself. It was your decision.

Listen, I'm tired of hearing you complain.

If you don't like it, go home.

Go home?

Yeah, go home.

That's what he wants us to do.

Go crawling back, begging for his forgiveness. Go become part of his

lifestyle. But he can't...

I think she's nuts.

I'd have to say after the last few days, I agree with you.

I got us into this and I'll get us out.

return, the other one can't be far behind victory.

Cultured pearls, ladies.

Originally priced at $900.

We're going to put them on sale for a low, low, low.

How low?

We're going to cut in half.

$450? And in half.

$225? And in half again.

$1 ,250?

Now, if you're one of the first 100 lucky callers, we're going to give it to

for a low, low, low. How low?

$99.

$99? $89. God, I love you. Order a dozen. Give him his gift. Now, they all

in a cheap cardboard gift box with a low price of $89.

Did I say $89?

Yes, you did, Stu.

Oh, well, okay. I'll keep my word. Now, for a measly $79, shut my mouth. But

that is a savings of $821.

Whoa.

Curl bubbles.

Sorry. Operator, I need you to break in right now. It's an emergency phone call.

It's a matter of life and death.

What do you want?

I guess you want some money. I suppose you came back to beg for a credit card

two. I presume you think I'm paying for your college this fall.

Well, this man who stands before you isn't that forgiving.

You've got to earn my money, and even then, I don't know if I'm going to give

to you.

You wasted my food and my beverages to the tune of $2 ,385.

And until you get a job and pay me back every dime, I don't want to see you.

I just wanted to see how nice it was to be home.

These damn homeless...

People are haunting me. I'll fix their asses.

Give me the district attorney's office.

District attorney's office?

Let me speak to the DA.

One moment, please, sir.

I'll teach them to sleep on my damn doorstep. They don't know who I am. I've

connections in this town.

District attorney Clarice Matthews. Good morning, district attorney Matthews. Go

on.

And Mistress Clarice.

This reminds me of going to baseball games as a kid.

My dad always used to get me hot dogs.

Hot dogs and the smell of cigars.

I knew it was springtime.

I once had a tryout with the New York Yankees once.

Yeah, that was a long time ago. I could hit the ball a country mile.

That's before the car accident took my legs.

Realized all I can do is play baseball.

But you can't play ball without your lips.

Oh, a little baton.

Well,

you remember the crash?

Yeah, which one?

Black Monday.

Black Monday was charcoal Monday.

Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. And just never stopped getting blacker.

Look like a cotton field. Hey, hey, hey.

You're going to have to make this a black thing, you know.

Oh, I didn't mean any disrespect.

It's not like disrespect to me.

I was just making a point. Here they go again.

Take it back. Take it back. Take it back. Take it back.

Apologize. Apologize.

That's right.

Apologize. Hey, you don't tell Sammy what to do.

Nobody tells Sammy what to do. Now, come on. Lay off her, huh?

Stop goofing around.

She didn't mean any harm.

Don't get involved with these guys. They are the best of friends. They fight and

scream all the time.

But they love each other.

They'll give the shirt up their backs if the other needed it. Ain't that right,

boys? How about the shirt up your back?

What? Has anyone seen Joshua?

Who's looking for him?

What do you want?

I came to say I'm sorry, and I was wrong.

Are you staying? I've got a plan.

Here we go again.

Where are we going?

You'll see.

Can't we just stay in the limo? Limos don't have tables.

Move over and let me plug my curling iron in.

Here we are.

It's a little dusty, but at least it's safe and warm, and it doesn't smell.

What is this place?

It was our father's first business.

When he closed it down, he said he'd never sell or rent it.

It was a neighborhood restaurant.

When I was eight years old, I used to make myself burgers in the back.

I was too little, so I'd have to stand in a milk crate and watch.

Believe it or not, our father was a really nice guy at one time.

Every Thanksgiving, he would open up and feed people for free.

And our mother used to help him out.

Hmm.

And he made a few smart business deals.

With the money in the right places, the sweat and hard work paid off.

The money rolled in and Daddy became Father.

Hmm.

Marie, look at this. I can't remember the last time you tucked me in and

me goodnight.

Boy, with a little work, this place could be something.

The bar is beautiful.

What did you say?

The bar is beautiful.

No, Noreen Joshua.

I said with a little work, this place could be something. Yeah, but what?

Leave that to me.

Could you really do something in here?

Overnight, with a little help from our friends, we can have this place in

business. Who would work here?

We know a lot of people looking for work.

It's going to cost money.

We got the credit cards. Mom maxed them out. I couldn't even get gas today. Can

you imagine that?

I think this is a good charity.

Right now, the best.

Look, don't you sweethearts worry.

We're in business.

My daddy tried to make me a man.

Come on.

They put you down.

Come on.

We'll see you next time.

How you holding up, Bridget?

I'll make it.

Fighters always do.

Good. Because the hard part's over.

No, the hard part's ahead.

It's no party without people to party with.

They'll come.

And if they don't, don't worry about the money. It really means nothing to me.

But seeing this place like this and giving our friends some work and a place

sleep makes it all worth it.

Hey, come on, guys. Let's get some sleep.

It's a big night tomorrow night.

Yeah.

Did you get all the flyers out?

Every last one.

Good. Right, Vanessa?

Vanessa? Are we going to the beach now?

What kind of entertainment are we going to have? You know, people aren't going

to hang out until they play my guitar.

If people come, they'll stay.

Entertainment's my life.

Ladies and gentlemen, what you've been waiting for, Mark Mason

and Ampish.

Go, go, bring out the tape. You've got to keep this ball and beat it up.

Hello, girl. Nice to see you. Don't you people do this kind of thing?

You know, without your ass, Vanessa.

The presence is required in the kitchen.

What's wrong?

Fire!

The little one.

Oh,

recipe of my grandfather's. Burned a whole village down once, but stuff

great.

I'll give you one.

they want. Give them lots of it.

I hope they don't all get up and walk out with me and my little guitar all

out there.

We'll never be alone with a friend like me.

Close your eyes and sing.

Sing from the heart.

Okay, one more quick question before we get going here. Why do women have their

brains in their heads?

Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye.

All right, who's in charge here?

We are.

My sister and I.

Well, look, you've got 15 minutes to evacuate the premises or you'll all be

under arrest. We're operating without a business license, operating without a

liquor license, and operating on a premises that is not yours. Breaking and

entering and grand theft.

I can't believe you're doing this. I thought you'd be proud of us.

It's for your own good so you don't waste your life.

But we're doing something with our lives.

The way you started.

Times are a little different, but the idea is the same.

We're helping others.

While learning to help ourselves instead of at the expense of others.

Doesn't that count for something? You guys have been handed everything on a

silver platter. This place is worth $200 ,000 plus all the credit cards.

Money doesn't grow on trees. Now that is the lesson. We'd like to buy this

place. Now we have a down payment.

Can we start with $8 ,000?

It's not enough. Sorry.

Look, we've all worked too hard now to lose it.

I'd consider maybe 10%.

Hey, wait a minute. I've got $2 ,000, but we have worked too hard to give it

now. I've got $2 ,000, too.

I was saving to go back to Mexico, but I think I found a home right here. Nice

try, but you're $8 ,000 short. Now I want everybody out.

Everyone out. Let's go. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Let's go. Out,

everyone. Out, let's go.

Hold everything.

I can't.

of everything you own. At least half the last time I checked with my lawyer.

Isn't that right, District Attorney Clarice Matthews? Yes, ma 'am. And I

temporary licenses for the girls to operate business for as long as they

Well,

you all have a good evening.

And a good evening, Mr. I mean, District Attorney Matthews.

Don't think you're going to get away with this. You and my chambers.

You ever want to lick the soles of my shoes again?

Read this to those wonderful daughters of yours.

Yes, Mistress Clarice.

Harry, squeal like a pig.

I was wrong.

I will never be a bad father again.

I have been despicable.

I don't need this to talk to my daughters.

I'm sorry, girls.

I guess I've been a real bad father lately, haven't I?

For ten years.

Yeah, for ten years.

I'm really proud of both of you.

You've done a great job with this place, all of you.

It's all yours. You've earned it.

And?

And I'll try to be a better father.

I want to be your dad, not a father.

It's been so long since I had a hug from you guys. Why don't you come on up here

and give me a hug?

This is great, Dad.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ask me, Stu, how low can you go?

Stu, how low can you go? Well, you ought to know. I've been dancing in the

light. I was a midget in a past life. And believe me, I know what low is.

Now for 69 -69, and that is something to get excited about.

69 bikinis for 69 -69.

Bikinis, bikinis, bikinis, bikinis, bikinis, bikinis, bikinis, bikinis.

Oh, buckles.

You are not going to need Stu anymore.

Daddy's home.

You're not going to need this anymore.

You're the executioner?

I'd rather just be your wife.

Come here, wife.