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Hey, Jay.

Do you mind if I swim with you?

Yeah, of course.

Cool.

Uh, whoa.

What are you doing?

What?

I told you I was going to start being a nudist.

Yeah, but here?

With me? Yeah, here.

Come on, Mom.

I mean, this is my home.

Where I'm going to start practicing being a native.

Yeah, but I don't know.

Oh, come on.

You know what? I'm done swimming.

I'm going to go get some food.

I don't know what the voice problem is.

Hey, honey.

Hey.

Again?

What you doing?

Watching TV.

I mean, I guess not.

I love this show.

I've been missing out on all the episodes.

It's a good time to get caught up.

Yeah, it's gone.

Turn it up a little bit.

Thank you.

So, what, do you have any plans for today?

I mean, uh, just, just watching TV.

I don't know, I might hang with Fred later on.

But, you know, nothing really set in stone.

Um, do you, you cold?

Find a chance and I can grab you a blanket.

Me? Yeah.

No, I feel good.

Okay. Why?

I don't know. You just seem cold.

I mean, AC's on. I think it feels good in here. You don't? I don't know.

I'm fine, yeah.

Well, I mean, I'm wearing clothes.

I'm warm. I'm comfortable.

So I figured that you probably need a blanket.

Well, if you're a little warm, you should just take your clothes off, too.

I think I'm good.

I'm not hot, but comfortable.

Treat yourself.

You know, I know you put the whole nudist thing in a sexual

category, but you know, it really doesn't have to be like that.

What do you mean?

I think maybe I could help you feel more comfortable with the whole nudist idea.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how you expect me to do that.

You know,

maybe if I help relieve you, then you just

won't get all excited about it, you know?

I don't know if this is going to help at all. I really don't.

Trust me.

I know what I'm doing.

Man.

It'll help you be comfortable with the whole nudist situation.

Because you're going to have to get used to it sooner or later.

Yeah.

See? I told you.

Or making it sexual.

Well, yeah, if you're going to do that.

I told you.

Where'd you get that from?

I mean, it's mine.

Is that okay to have?

Sure.

Why don't you pull those pants

down?

Yeah.

Let's start practicing being our nudists today.

When you see this, it's going to work.

When you see my body and I'm walking around naked,

you won't think about it sexually.

It's going to work.

I hope so.

I can't say it doesn't.

It's great.

It's pure science. It's going to work.

I believe you.

See, I told you, when you stop creating nudity and

sexuality, it makes the world a better place.

And you won't have those problems.

I got it all over my shirt.

That's why you shouldn't be wearing any.

Now go throw it in the wash.

Hey, Mom.

Hey, baby.

What you making?

Grilled cheese.

That's what you wanted for lunch, right?

Yes. Thank you so much.

Hi.

Are you naked again?

Jay, I told you. I'm not buying any more clothes.

I'm going naked from here on out.

I'm a nudist.

You know what? I thought you were kidding about that, but...

You know what? You're standing behind it.

It's a real deal this time.

So you can embrace it.

I guess I have to live with it.

one or two?

Two. I'm really hungry, yeah.

All right.

There's your first one.

Thank you.

I'm sorry. I just can't get adjusted to this. I thought we handled this the

other day.

I don't know. It might need getting used to. I don't know.

It's a little weird. It can't be, you know. You're just going to have to get

used to it. We'll figure it out.

Because I can't have you moping around here.

Mmm.

This is good, Mom.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

You know, I really don't like how you cover it up when you're around me.

Like, you don't want to look at me.

It doesn't have to be all sexual, you know that.

You're not getting used to it fast enough.

As fast as I want you to.

I'd like to look at you, Mom, but... I mean, I can't look at you for that long

right now.

Again, I'm still, like, you know, getting adjusted to it.

Happy for you that you found no one new in the thing.

Thank you.

And you'll see soon enough.

I've got an idea.

We're going to see this process up.

See,

it's completely natural to be without clothes on.

This is definitely going to work.

What are you doing?

Just let it happen.

I'm going to relieve all your sexual tension so you're comfortable.

You really know what you're doing, don't you?

Thank you.

Oh, man.

Feel better?

Yeah. I think you're right.

It's working.

It is.

Well, maybe you should go clean up and finish eating lunch.

Okay.

Hey, Mom.

Hey.

Naked again.

You know it.

It's really distracting me here.

How are you doing?

Not dead?

Getting there.

I really need to focus here.

I mean, everywhere I kind of go in, they're naked.

Well, I told you.

I'm going to start living my life in the news.

And that means working out too.

I mean, it's not safe to be naked in the gym, though.

But this is my gym.

I mean, you're right about that.

Ah, the big gym. I think it's so close.

Okay.

Come on, you have to get this close.

You're making me mint.

What?

All right.

I think I'm done.

Honey, what's wrong?

You're usually out of your mind at least two hours.

Yeah, but I feel like today's just shorter. I mean, you're over here naked

the gym.

Spreading your legs, right in front of me, stretching.

It's kind of distracting me. I mean, I'm doing what I always do, just without

any clothes on.

I don't know. I'm just not used to it, Mom.

I don't know if I can deal with that.

I was going to get into cardio, abs, and I wasn't finished, but... Yeah.

I mean,

I thought she would have been used to this by now.

But you know what?

These are really good workouts.

And some really good cardio.

Talk to me.

Oh.

Yeah.

At least you get a nice workout in.

And you'll get used to it sooner or later.

But this should make you used to it a lot sooner.