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Oh,

my son goes to ATO High School. Yeah, good.

Thank you.

Oh,

raising money for the less fortunate. That's so admirable of you at your age.

Thank you. How old are you, can I ask?

18. Oh, wow, 18.

Crazy.

Yeah, my son's actually 18, too, and he just does not care about any sort of

giving back whatsoever.

I mean, he's just so, like, all he cares about is, like, video games, you know?

So it's just so refreshing to see someone your age really caring about

back. Yeah, I mean, I'd love to give back to my community, and we could get a

college application.

Because it really does.

My son is not here at all.

He's not here at all.

You said your son went to ITIL. Yeah, yeah.

It's Mikey Anderson.

Oh, do you know him?

Yeah.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Okay.

You should.

Yeah.

So, well, you have something to show me, right? Some information you want to

share with me?

Oh yeah!

So, were you going to tell me if you were just... Oh, right, um... Yeah,

um... So, uh, we were having... Oh, you're okay.

Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

Okay.

So, uh, we were holding a fundraiser, and, uh... You're really fidgety, like,

since I mentioned Mikey's name.

No, yeah, I'm totally okay, um... Did you hear?

Uh, no, no, you're not.

You know, we're holding a fundraiser.

We're raising money for... You know, it's okay if you don't like Mikey.

Most people don't like Mikey.

I don't even really like Mikey.

He's kind of a dick.

No, he's great.

No, he's really not.

He's kind of an asshole.

I don't really know where he gets it from. Probably his father, because his

father's a total asshole, too.

But, uh... So,

yeah, you can just say it. He's not here for you.

He's an asshole.

Yeah, he can be a little... Yeah.

Has he ever been an asshole to you?

Yeah, every now and then.

Every now and then.

Yeah.

But other than that... So, have you ever done

anything? I don't know. Of course not.

Are you sure?

Yeah. You seem legitimately scared.

Maybe you've lost a little bit of color in your face.

To be honest, he's been bullying me since sixth grade.

Are you serious?

Since sixth grade?

My jeez.

Oh my god.

He is such an asshole. I don't know where he gets it from. I am so sorry.

He has to get it from his father. I don't...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Paul.

Yeah.

He is really a dick.

He's just always been like that. He bullies his friends.

Like, who bullies their friends?

He's just such a bully.

I keep telling myself that, like, he's gonna get what he deserves one day, you

know, like karma or something.

But he never does. He just bullies everybody.

But one day, we'll get what's coming.

Yeah.

Hopefully. Yeah, sometimes I want to be what's coming, you know?

Like, I just want to, like, go and make everything happen. Break this console.

Break this fucking console. And just, like, tear down all these, like,

You have posters of, like, naked girls. And it's like, you're not getting girls

if you look at me.

Like...

See, girls like sweet guys like you.

Maybe. Yeah.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I get it. I live with him.

I live with that little asshole.

He's such a prick to everyone.

Truthful, I work around him all the time.

Yeah.

I just want to kick him out so bad.

Or I can't think of his brain.

He's in his car and pretending to be someone else and, like, taking out his

posters and, like, pouring water on his fucking console that he plays all the

time. Like, that's all he ever does.

I mean, yeah.

You must have fantasized about doing something to him.

Yeah. Maybe a little payback.

Every now and then.

You know what? We should get him back, actually.

What can we do?

What do you mean?

I mean, we should bully him for once.

He deserves it. You know he deserves it.

Think.

Come up with ideas.

to just mess with his head, mess with, like, everything he cares about.

I mean, we could break his gaming pump a little.

That'd be good.

Yeah, not big enough, though.

I want to, like, really get to him. Like, I want him to, like, leave that

you know?

I don't know.

I'm not an asshole.

He always steals my lunch. I could put laxatives in there.

That's good. We should do that.

Okay, so the console, laxatives, all the more.

He needs to be, like, haunted, you know? Like, on all fronts.

What's really fucked up and twisted?

Just, like, nasty. Like, just mean.

I don't know.

It's my... I think I have an idea.

Actually, it's very big,

and very long, and I

think he will sleep for a night.

That sounds good.

Oh, this is too good.

So, so good.

What are you thinking?

I mean, it's the right thing to do.

Why? I mean, we shouldn't be making people laugh.

You seem worried.

Are you sure about this?

Yeah.

Think about it.

If you were Tony's mom, that would really stick it to him.

But if she finds out... Oh, that's the best part.

It would just be worse.

No.

You'll be out of your life forever.

You know?

Every time he sees you, he'll just think of me getting up and coming all over

your car.

You know?

So,

what do you say?

You want me to stick it to your bully?

By sticking it in his mouth?

Get it for all those times he stole your lunch?

All those times he made fun of you? Called you names?

Yeah. I'm going to drink a bit so much hotter because they're your boys' mom.

Let me take this off.

um um

Very very nice

Thank you.

Thank

you.

Yeah,

get it.

Yeah, there you go.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Mikey's really gonna hate this.

I love you.

Oh, my

God.

Are you okay?

Are you okay? Are

you okay?

Oh, God.

Hmm.

Yeah, really. It can make you really mad.

Yeah, really.

Pull the lip with your mouth.

Yeah.

I'm supposed to be chitty?

Yeah. Oh my god, yes.

Good. Good, yes.

Oh, good.

Yes.

I mean...

You did it.

Don't you know it'd really fuck me hard? Yeah, it'd really fucking hurt me.

Absolutely.

Thank you.

It's perfect.