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Hi, can I help you? I'm here with a new college tutoring program to help Spikey

write his essay.

Oh, okay.

He never tells me anything, but that's okay. Yeah, come on in. That's fine.

So,

a tutoring program?

Yeah. Oh, that's great. He, you know, he needs to get more serious about school.

He's 19 now. Oh, I'm 19 too, and president of the college paper.

Oh, that's great. Right. Ambition is good.

I agree.

Yeah. Well, he's in here, so he's probably playing a video game or

Oh, my God.

Oh,

I'm sorry.

Can't you knock?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I forgot I'm tutoring.

Yeah, I'm sure you'll be a tutor today.

How are you?

I'm good.

I'm good.

I'm excited to teach you about essays.

Okay, where should we get started? I guess I could start talking about the

structure, like the introduction, the three body paragraphs, and then leading

into the conclusion, which really is just repeating everything you had just

wrote in an eloquent way.

I do know your professor and the things that piss him off when it comes to

writing essays.

He can be a real stickler when it comes to grammar.

Let's just get back to the essay learning.

So what was I saying? Oh yeah, your professor really doesn't like run -on

sentences. If you put them in there, he will bring you down.

What I was saying about the introduction is that's where you put your

hypothesis, which in simpler terms is your opinion of...

The subject you're writing about... Um...

Yeah, oh... Oh, you fucking

slut!

But what about your mom?

I don't care.

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All the way down.

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It's so big.

Your mouth is so fucking wet.

Yeah.

I fucking fucked that pipe.

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Mmm.

Why are you on the floor like that?

Why are you asking me so many questions?

Don't take that phone with me, young man.

We're going to have a talk when your friend leaves.

You've been warned.

Whatever.

Uh, could I come up from under the bed now?

No, this is very simple.

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Yeah.

It's so fucking hot. Yeah.

Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

Oh, my God. I've never had someone that deep in my hole before.

Yeah,

will you smack my head?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

You put your head on the bed.

Yeah, it's fucking hot.

Yeah, get in the back.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah, bye.

Oh, that's such a big fucking cough.

Yeah.

Oh,

that's

such a hungry hole.

Yeah.

You have smacked that ass.

Yeah.

Yeah, there you go with the fucking ass.

You're gonna hurt my fucking dick.

Oh yeah, that's tight.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Speed it up.

You feel so fucking good.

Yeah, let me see that ass in my face.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Give me that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

How's it feeling?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

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yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

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Oh my god.

I had no idea you had such a big car.

Yeah, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah, I want to see that fucking ass again. Yeah. Get on the bed. Okay.

Yeah, that'll take a while.

Oh.

Fuck yes! Yeah,

give me that, come on.

Yeah,

hold that fucking leg.

I'll fucking kill you.

Let's get back to that essay writing, shall we?

I mean, we can take a break.

Well, we need to get you up to date.