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Well, my pet, just look at you all.

Magnificent.

Blair and Cassie have been turned doctor, just like you instructed.

I can see, I can see.

Looks very promising.

Are you going to give us something to drink now?

Yes, please.

We are so thirsty.

Yes.

Yes, my pet.

But first, I must test your level.

Come, my pet.

Keep drinking. Keep drinking.

Thank you.

You too.

You now have permission to go enjoy the bride's coffee.

Orderly. Take them to freshen up before dinner.

special mission for you.

Although your body will be here and present,

Your mind going on a journey of spirituality.

Are you ready? I'm going on my own journey. How the fuck here?

Now I want you to close your eyes.

Take a deep breath.

I want you to repeat after me.

I am calm and relaxed.

What the hell is this place?

Again.

I am experiencing...

I want you to keep your eyes closed. Jimmy!

Jimmy! Remember to breathe nice and steady. No!

No! Jimmy!

In through your nose.

Out through your nose.

Where is everybody?

There's nothing left.

I want you to let go of all negativity

Rest line.

That bitch.

Take a deep breath. Calm down.

It's just Hallie again.

With all her trying to mess with me.

It's just so outrageous.

At least my body still looks good.

God, what a bitch.

Messing with my stepmom. Messing with my family. Who the hell does she think she

is? Invading my family. Invading my wedding.

Oh, God.

I

hate

her. I hate her. I hate her.

I can try on my dress.

God, I am so giving this place a bad review.

God, these things always... Stop.

Ew, fuck.

Finally, you guys are here. Get over here and help me out.

Oh,

it's so tight.

Oh, your breasts don't look good. Can I take a look at them? What?

Oh, your breasts are still firm. Let me suck on them.

What the hell?

You're messing with me. What's wrong with you guys?

Didn't you drink the drink?

What drink?

Mr. Thirsty. What the fuck? Mr.

Pussy. Get off of me, you guys.

Mom!

Mom, you'll never believe what just happened.

It's the Wellness Center. I think everybody's evil.

Cassie and Blair, something happened to them, and I can't find Hallie.

They're there.

Everything's going to be okay.

It was terrible, Mom.

Lesbians? Yes, like actual lesbians.

And they tried to turn me, but I just thought of you and Dad and God, and I

away.

Mom, why is Dad lying on the floor?

Oh, he just didn't taste very good.

What is this?

What did you get him on?

We've been turned, Sarah.

And we're cured.

What do you mean by cured?

Come and find out.

Why does it taste so good?

Oh, this is great.

You're my stepmother.

I know, but doesn't it feel amazing?

Bye. Bye.

Oh, no.

Hopewell Life Insurance.

This is Tiffany speaking.

How may I help you?

Yes.

How about you come to my office and we discuss your claim in person?

I'll email you the address.

Lady, do you ever feel uncontrollably thirsty?

So parched.

that you can't even swallow.

Introducing Dr. Elixir's Blooming Tea.

Just one taste, and it will change your life forever.

Dr. Elixir's Blooming Tea for thirsty girls.

Okay, girls, let's say grace.

Thank you for this feast. Amen.

Charlotte, come quickly.

You have to come and drink this. It's the best drink I've ever had in my life.

It's going to completely change the way we do our business.