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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,834 --> 00:00:12,834 - GO AHEAD. 2 00:00:12,834 --> 00:00:15,959 EN ROUTE. 3 00:00:43,333 --> 00:00:44,625 - LIBRARY BOOKS. 4 00:00:47,291 --> 00:00:49,291 - HOP TO IT, LUKE. WE GOT TO GO. 5 00:00:49,291 --> 00:00:51,917 YOU GOT IT, ELSIE, HONEY? 6 00:00:51,917 --> 00:00:52,959 - YEAH. - OKAY. 7 00:00:52,959 --> 00:00:54,625 HERE'S THE ORANGES. 8 00:00:54,625 --> 00:00:56,291 YOU GOOD? - YEP. 9 00:00:56,291 --> 00:00:57,834 - A FEW MORE FEET. 10 00:01:00,875 --> 00:01:02,375 ALL RIGHT. GREAT. 11 00:01:02,375 --> 00:01:04,500 - HEY, CHARLIE. 12 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:06,959 - YEAH. - LET'S GO. 13 00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:09,625 - IT'S GONNA BE ANOTHER MIDNIGHT TRAINING. 14 00:01:09,625 --> 00:01:13,291 - YOU CHUCKLEHEADS BETTER HURRY UP IF YOU WANT SOMETHING. 15 00:01:13,291 --> 00:01:17,917 - JUST ON TIME. - WHAT DO WE GOT? 16 00:01:19,583 --> 00:01:21,000 - OKAY, HERE WE GO. - COME ON, HOUDINI. 17 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,291 WE'RE STARVING. 18 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:25,291 - PATIENCE. 19 00:01:32,542 --> 00:01:36,166 - YES, SIR. PLEASE, UH, HOLD ON. 20 00:01:37,291 --> 00:01:39,166 - HEY. - HEY. 21 00:01:39,166 --> 00:01:41,834 - THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY. 22 00:01:45,083 --> 00:01:46,583 PLEASE DON'T WORRY. EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE. 23 00:01:46,583 --> 00:01:49,000 - 911. WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY? 24 00:01:55,208 --> 00:01:56,750 - LET'S GO. LOAD IT UP, GUYS. 25 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,041 LET'S GO. 26 00:02:02,875 --> 00:02:06,083 ALL COUNT. 27 00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:08,208 - YOU ON TODAY, COWBOY? 28 00:02:08,208 --> 00:02:09,375 - ROGER THAT, 23. 29 00:02:09,375 --> 00:02:11,000 - YOU GIVE ME A 10-21 WHEN YOU WRAP THAT CALL? 30 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,333 - COPY THAT. WILL DO. 31 00:02:19,375 --> 00:02:22,542 HEY, BUDDY. 32 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:24,458 SURE DO GOT A NICE VIEW UP HERE, 33 00:02:24,458 --> 00:02:26,041 BUT WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET YOU DOWN? 34 00:02:26,041 --> 00:02:27,583 YOU SEE YOU GOT YOUR MOMMY DOWN THERE. 35 00:02:27,583 --> 00:02:28,959 SHE'S WAITING FOR YOU. 36 00:02:28,959 --> 00:02:30,500 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO DOWN AND SAY HI? 37 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:32,417 - YEAH. - OKAY. READY? 38 00:02:32,417 --> 00:02:33,917 YOU CAN LET GO. I GOT YOU. 39 00:02:33,917 --> 00:02:35,208 COME ON. 40 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:37,542 OOH, YEAH. 41 00:02:37,542 --> 00:02:41,375 SEE? YOU GOT IT? 42 00:02:41,375 --> 00:02:42,750 GOOD JOB. HERE... 43 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:44,375 WHAT DO YOU SAY? GO SEE MOM. 44 00:02:44,375 --> 00:02:45,792 - MOMMY. - OH, JIMMY. 45 00:02:45,792 --> 00:02:47,750 - THERE YOU GO. 46 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:49,291 - HEY, YOU FOLKS DOING OKAY? 47 00:02:49,291 --> 00:02:51,917 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 48 00:02:58,583 --> 00:03:00,709 - OPERATOR 23, THIS IS COWBOY 49 00:03:00,709 --> 00:03:02,083 WITH YOUR WELL-BEING REPORT. 50 00:03:02,083 --> 00:03:04,375 - DON'T YOU EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN. 51 00:03:04,375 --> 00:03:06,041 - KID'S DOWN, SAFE, PROBABLY GONNA BE GROUNDED 52 00:03:06,041 --> 00:03:07,375 FOR A WHILE. 53 00:03:07,375 --> 00:03:09,375 - ROGER THAT, COWBOY. 54 00:03:09,375 --> 00:03:11,375 SAFE TRAVELS. 55 00:03:18,917 --> 00:03:20,750 - JENNY... 56 00:03:20,750 --> 00:03:23,834 I NEED YOU FOR TEN. 57 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:31,000 - OKAY, JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T PUT TOO MUCH OR THEY'LL NOTICE. 58 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,458 - THIS'LL GET 'EM. 59 00:03:32,458 --> 00:03:34,458 BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE TO HIDE OUT AT MY PLACE TONIGHT. 60 00:03:34,458 --> 00:03:37,000 - BUT YOU FORGET, I GOT A BLIND DATE TONIGHT. 61 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,834 - OH, THAT'S RIGHT. WEDNESDAY. 62 00:03:38,834 --> 00:03:40,667 - YEAH. - REGINA. 63 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:43,041 YVONNE PROMISED SHE'S A LOOKER. 64 00:03:43,041 --> 00:03:45,583 - YEAH, WELL, I DO TRUST YOUR WIFE'S TASTE. 65 00:03:45,583 --> 00:03:49,750 IF THERE'S A PROBLEM, I KNOW WHERE TO FIND YOU. 66 00:04:11,625 --> 00:04:13,834 IT'S THE HOTTEST SAUCE ON EARTH! 67 00:04:22,834 --> 00:04:27,166 - THERE'S--THERE'S NO WAY TO SUGARCOAT THIS. 68 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:28,625 LET ME START WITH A POSITIVE. 69 00:04:28,625 --> 00:04:32,208 NO JOBS ARE BEING ELIMINATED. - BUT? 70 00:04:32,208 --> 00:04:34,709 - EVERYBODY'S GETTING A CUT IN HOURS, 71 00:04:34,709 --> 00:04:37,041 MANDATORY FURLOUGH DAY ONCE A WEEK, 72 00:04:37,041 --> 00:04:41,083 AT LEAST UNTIL THE END OF THIS FISCAL YEAR. 73 00:04:41,083 --> 00:04:42,583 - AND THEN I'LL GO BACK TO FULL-TIME? 74 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:45,542 - AS LONG AS THE COUNTY BUDGET LOOSENS UP. 75 00:04:45,542 --> 00:04:47,333 - I HAVE KIDS, BILL. 76 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:51,583 - JENNY, I SQUEEZED THEM AS HARD AS I COULD. 77 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,208 - YOU KNOW IN ALL THE TIME I'VE WORKED HERE 78 00:04:53,208 --> 00:04:54,542 THE FOUR WORDS I'VE NEVER HEARD? 79 00:04:54,542 --> 00:04:59,208 - WHAT? - "COUNTY BUDGET'S LOOSENED UP." 80 00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:03,375 - WE MET AT PABLO'S. 81 00:05:03,375 --> 00:05:06,041 I WAS WITH YVONNE. 82 00:05:06,041 --> 00:05:09,041 - I'M SORRY. I JUST--I DON'T REMEMBER. 83 00:05:09,041 --> 00:05:10,583 - WELL, MY HAIR WAS MUCH LONGER THEN. 84 00:05:10,583 --> 00:05:12,291 IT WAS, LIKE, TO HERE, BUT THEN I CUT IT. 85 00:05:12,291 --> 00:05:15,166 WELL, I DIDN'T CUT IT. SOMEONE CUT IT FOR ME. 86 00:05:15,166 --> 00:05:16,750 THAT'S WHAT I MEANT TO SAY. 87 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:19,458 - YEAH. IT LOOKS NICE. 88 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:32,250 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. - YOU DO? 89 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:34,875 - YEP. THAT'S ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME. 90 00:05:34,875 --> 00:05:36,875 I'M "TELEPATHICAL." 91 00:05:36,875 --> 00:05:37,959 - YOU ARE? 92 00:05:37,959 --> 00:05:41,250 - MM-HMM. - WHAT AM I THINKING? 93 00:05:43,959 --> 00:05:47,250 - DENTAL HYGIENIST, NO. 94 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:51,250 WEB PROGRAMMER, NO. 95 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:54,750 "BEAUTICIAN, FIVE YEARS EXPERIENCE, 96 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:56,792 MUST HAVE ONGOING CLIENTELE." 97 00:05:56,792 --> 00:06:00,166 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 98 00:06:20,250 --> 00:06:22,625 - EXCUSE ME. 99 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:29,333 - COME IN. 100 00:06:29,333 --> 00:06:32,000 - EVENING, CHIEF. 101 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,500 I BROUGHT YOU A DOGGIE BAG. 102 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:35,375 - OH, YEAH? 103 00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:37,458 WELL, WHAT WAS SHE-- 104 00:06:37,458 --> 00:06:39,166 TOO TALL, 105 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:42,458 TOO BLONDE, TOO THIN? 106 00:06:42,458 --> 00:06:43,667 - TOO "TELEPATHICAL." 107 00:06:43,667 --> 00:06:46,166 - IS THAT A WORD? 108 00:06:46,166 --> 00:06:48,542 - YOU KNOW, I THINK I COULD BE IN SOME TROUBLE. 109 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:50,125 - WHAT THIS TIME? 110 00:06:50,125 --> 00:06:51,625 - A LITTLE TABASCO IN THE OREOS. 111 00:06:51,625 --> 00:06:54,208 - BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK. 112 00:06:54,208 --> 00:06:55,875 PAYBACK'S COMING. 113 00:06:55,875 --> 00:06:57,709 - YEAH, I WAS AFRAID YOU WERE GONNA SAY THAT. 114 00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:59,208 - YEAH. 115 00:07:00,667 --> 00:07:03,458 - CHECK. 116 00:07:03,458 --> 00:07:05,458 - WHAT? 117 00:07:25,834 --> 00:07:30,208 - WHAT'S WRONG? 118 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:31,834 - WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG? 119 00:07:31,834 --> 00:07:34,417 - 'CAUSE YOU'RE JUST STANDING THERE, 120 00:07:34,417 --> 00:07:36,709 STARING OFF INTO SPACE. 121 00:07:36,709 --> 00:07:37,917 - I'M JUST THINKING. 122 00:07:37,917 --> 00:07:39,375 - OH, NO. 123 00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:40,834 - MOM, WE HATE IT WHEN YOU THINK. 124 00:07:40,834 --> 00:07:42,542 - COME ON, GUYS. 125 00:07:42,542 --> 00:07:44,041 - WE'RE NOT LITTLE KIDS. 126 00:07:44,041 --> 00:07:46,166 JUST SAY IT. 127 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:51,709 - OKAY. 128 00:07:51,709 --> 00:07:53,542 I'M THINKING ABOUT RENTING OUT THE GUEST ROOM. 129 00:07:53,542 --> 00:07:55,417 - WHY WOULD WE DO THAT? 130 00:07:55,417 --> 00:07:58,500 - WELL, BECAUSE MY HOURS WERE CUT AT WORK, 131 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:01,333 WHICH MEANS I'M GONNA BE MAKING LESS MONEY, 132 00:08:01,333 --> 00:08:03,208 AND WE HAVE TO MAKE UP THE DIFFERENCE SOMEHOW. 133 00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:05,667 - SO SOMEONE WOULD LIVE WITH US? 134 00:08:05,667 --> 00:08:07,417 - THAT SOUNDS REALLY CREEPY. 135 00:08:07,417 --> 00:08:08,709 - IT WOULDN'T BE LIKE THAT-- 136 00:08:08,709 --> 00:08:10,041 YOU KNOW, NOT LIKE MEALS OR ANYTHING. 137 00:08:10,041 --> 00:08:11,250 JUST SOMEONE TO RENT THE ROOM, 138 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:13,125 SOMEONE WHO WOULDN'T BE HERE THAT OFTEN. 139 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,583 - DO WE GET TO CHECK THEM OUT FIRST? 140 00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:17,583 - YES, OF COURSE. 141 00:08:17,583 --> 00:08:20,083 WE WILL TOTALLY CHECK THEM OUT... 142 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:21,875 TOGETHER. 143 00:08:30,667 --> 00:08:32,750 - HEY. - YO, YO. 144 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:34,750 - WHAT YOU GOT? - JUST PREPPING. 145 00:08:34,750 --> 00:08:37,667 - THIS JUST IN FROM THE "GOOD IDEA" DEPARTMENT-- 146 00:08:37,667 --> 00:08:39,917 PLACING AN INCENDIARY DEVICE IN A FIREFIGHTER'S MOUTH 147 00:08:39,917 --> 00:08:42,625 IS NOT RECOMMENDED. 148 00:08:42,625 --> 00:08:44,250 - OH! 149 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:46,917 COME ON, GUYS. 150 00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:49,083 HEY! 151 00:08:59,291 --> 00:09:02,959 - OKAY, LET'S LIST ALL THE GOOD FEATURES. 152 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,458 - UM... 153 00:09:05,458 --> 00:09:07,500 COMES WITH A BED. 154 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:08,959 - "SOFT BED." 155 00:09:08,959 --> 00:09:12,625 - WHAT ABOUT THE BATHROOM? - "IN-SUITE BATH." 156 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:14,166 - NEWLY REDECORATED. 157 00:09:14,166 --> 00:09:17,500 - THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S VERY GOOD. 158 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:20,625 "RECENTLY RENOVATED." 159 00:09:20,625 --> 00:09:21,959 - MM. 160 00:09:21,959 --> 00:09:23,333 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 161 00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:26,000 I AM GONNA SEND THIS FLYER AROUND TO THE COUNTY OFFICES. 162 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,333 - GOOD. 163 00:09:30,667 --> 00:09:33,083 - YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 164 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:36,083 - LET'S DO IT, GENTLEMEN. 165 00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:37,959 - ATTENTION, ENGINE 54, RESPOND TO REPORT-- 166 00:09:37,959 --> 00:09:40,959 SMOKE COMING FROM A RESIDENCE AT 1012 LARKIN STREET. 167 00:09:40,959 --> 00:09:42,625 - LET'S GO. LOAD IT UP, GUYS. 168 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:45,500 - ENGINE 54, RESPOND TO REPORT... 169 00:09:57,166 --> 00:09:59,166 - DISPATCH, ENGINE 54 ON SCENE-- 170 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:02,458 SINGLE-FAMILY DWELLING, SMOKE COMING FROM DOOR. 171 00:10:02,458 --> 00:10:05,542 GUILLERMO, GET THE HALON. - ROGER THAT. 172 00:10:05,542 --> 00:10:08,208 - GOING IN. - RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 173 00:10:09,166 --> 00:10:10,709 - OH! 174 00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:16,542 - WE GOT A FIREMAN DOWN! 175 00:10:16,542 --> 00:10:18,875 YOU OKAY? WHERE'S IT HURT? 176 00:10:18,875 --> 00:10:22,709 - I'M OKAY. JUST GO INSIDE AND SEE IF EVERYBODY'S OUT. 177 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,792 - COME ON, GUYS, MOVE IT, MOVE IT. 178 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:27,166 COME ON. MOVE, MOVE, MOVE. 179 00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:31,375 - OPERATOR 23. 180 00:10:31,375 --> 00:10:33,041 - FIREMAN DOWN, 1012 LARKIN. 181 00:10:33,041 --> 00:10:35,333 - COWBOY? - ROGER THAT, 23. 182 00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:36,834 - WHAT'S THE NATURE OF HIS INJURIES? 183 00:10:36,834 --> 00:10:39,166 - IT'S ME. DOOR BLEW. TOOK ME OUT. 184 00:10:39,166 --> 00:10:40,875 - I'VE GOT THE PARAMEDICS ROLLING. 185 00:10:40,875 --> 00:10:44,041 THEY'LL BE THERE ANY MINUTE. 186 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:59,000 - SO IT WAS A DISPLACED FRACTURE. 187 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,375 WE GOT IT REALIGNED NICELY. 188 00:11:00,375 --> 00:11:03,458 - LIKE, REALIGNED LIKE I'LL BE ABLE TO WALK? 189 00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:05,917 OR REALIGNED LIKE I'LL BE ABLE TO CLIMB A LADDER AGAIN? 190 00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:07,709 - YOU'LL DEFINITELY BE ABLE TO WALK AGAIN. 191 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:09,834 - THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. - YOU WANT LADDERS? 192 00:11:09,834 --> 00:11:12,667 HERE'S YOUR BEST CHANCE-- NO WEIGHT-BEARING, NONE. 193 00:11:12,667 --> 00:11:15,750 AND THE FOOT DOESN'T TOUCH THE FLOOR AND NO STAIRS. 194 00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:17,583 - MY CONDO'S ON A THIRD-FLOOR WALK-UP. 195 00:11:17,583 --> 00:11:19,083 - AND NO STAIRS--NONE. 196 00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:21,083 CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY. 197 00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:24,083 - SURE THING. 198 00:11:29,041 --> 00:11:31,375 DO I LOOK LUCKY TO YOU, MISS? 199 00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:32,959 - COWBOY? 200 00:11:36,458 --> 00:11:38,125 - 23? 201 00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:39,709 - THAT'S ME. 202 00:11:39,709 --> 00:11:42,625 - THE GUYS SEND YOU OVER HERE? 203 00:11:42,625 --> 00:11:45,625 SO THIS IS LIKE A 10-21 UNPLUGGED? 204 00:11:45,625 --> 00:11:49,291 - YEAH. LIKE THAT. 205 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:50,792 HOW'S YOUR LEG? 206 00:11:50,792 --> 00:11:53,375 - IT'S LIKE A WHOLE SPACE STATION IN THERE. 207 00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:57,291 - I BROUGHT YOU APPLE BROWN BETTY. 208 00:11:59,542 --> 00:12:00,959 - THANK YOU. 209 00:12:02,959 --> 00:12:05,792 911'S GETTING MUCH BETTER WITH THEIR CUSTOMER SERVICE. 210 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:08,625 I JUST FELT BAD-- 211 00:12:08,625 --> 00:12:12,041 YOU KNOW, A RESCUE WORKER INJURED ON THE JOB. 212 00:12:12,041 --> 00:12:15,291 - HEY, YOU WANT TO STAY FOR A MINUTE? 213 00:12:15,291 --> 00:12:17,166 YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T WE DIG IN? 214 00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:19,125 I'LL GET A COUPLE FORKS SENT UP. 215 00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:21,041 - THANK YOU, BUT I CAN'T STAY. 216 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,166 I HAVE TO GO TO A THING. 217 00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:24,500 - A THING? WHAT KIND OF THING? 218 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,834 - I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, YOU KNOW... 219 00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:27,834 JUST A THING. 220 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,667 - OKAY. 221 00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:32,959 HAVE FUN AT YOUR THING, 23. 222 00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:34,667 - GET BETTER SOON, COWBOY. 223 00:12:34,667 --> 00:12:36,000 - UH, PLATE. 224 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,500 HOW DO I GET YOUR PLATE BACK TO YOU? 225 00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:43,208 - UM... 226 00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:48,458 IT HAS MY NUMBER ON IT. 227 00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:11,583 - WHAT DO YOU THINK OUR RENTER WILL BE LIKE? 228 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,750 - IT MIGHT BE AN EVIL GENIUS 229 00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:15,709 LIKE BATMAN'S ARCHENEMY, THE JOKER. 230 00:13:15,709 --> 00:13:17,417 HE'LL SMILE AT US, 231 00:13:17,417 --> 00:13:19,583 BUT STILL BE PLOTTING OUR DEMISE. 232 00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:22,041 - WHY DON'T WE JUST TELL HER SHE CAN KEEP OUR ALLOWANCE? 233 00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:23,875 THAT WAY, SHE WON'T HAVE TO RENT THE ROOM. 234 00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:26,667 - IT'S NOT GONNA BE ENOUGH. 235 00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:28,083 - THEN WE'LL NEED JOBS. 236 00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:32,667 - NO ONE'S GONNA HIRE US FOR REAL JOBS. 237 00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:34,709 - PEOPLE WITH DIRTY CARS WILL. 238 00:13:34,709 --> 00:13:37,083 - NAH. WHERE ARE WE GONNA GET THE MONEY FOR THAT-- 239 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:40,625 DETERGENT, SPONGES, BUCKETS? 240 00:13:40,625 --> 00:13:43,250 - WE'LL WASH SOMETHING ELSE... 241 00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:44,750 DOGS. 242 00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:47,041 - OH, YEAH, 'CAUSE THAT'LL BE EASIER. 243 00:13:47,041 --> 00:13:49,458 - WHY DON'T YOU HELP COME UP WITH IDEAS 244 00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:51,917 INSTEAD OF JUST CRITICIZING? 245 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:58,417 - SO THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY. WE'LL BE IN TOUCH. 246 00:14:02,792 --> 00:14:04,166 - NO. 247 00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:06,000 - MOM, SHE SQUEEZED MY CHEEKS SO HARD, 248 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,834 I THOUGHT THEY'D FREEZE IN A PUCKER. 249 00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:09,291 - I KNOW. I KNOW. 250 00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:17,625 - COWBOY. - HI, 23. 251 00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:20,417 THIS IS MY PARTNER, GUILLERMO. 252 00:14:20,417 --> 00:14:23,291 AND THIS IS YOUR PLATE. 253 00:14:23,291 --> 00:14:25,458 - OH, THANKS. 254 00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:27,750 - YOU'RE 23? - DO YOU WANT TO COME IN? 255 00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:31,000 - WHY DO THEY KEEP CALLING YOU 23? 256 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,250 - YOU'RE A COWBOY? 257 00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:33,500 - NOT A REAL ONE. 258 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,166 - COWBOY, HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE. 259 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,333 - THANK YOU. 260 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:39,083 - YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER? 261 00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:43,583 - LOOK, I-I WANTED TO PROPOSE AN IDEA. 262 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,458 IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY YES. 263 00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:48,500 YOU CAN JUST SAY NO, AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME WHY. 264 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:51,625 - OKAY. - I'D LIKE TO RENT YOUR ROOM... 265 00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:53,250 JUST TEMPORARILY. 266 00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:55,208 - PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE HOMELESS. 267 00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:57,333 NO STAIRS--DOCTOR'S ORDERS. 268 00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,667 I VE IN A THIRD-STORY WALK-UP, 269 00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:01,458 AND YOUR FRONT PORCH IS ABOUT THE BEST THING 270 00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:03,375 I CAN DO RIGHT NOW. - IT'S JUST ONE ROOM. 271 00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:06,458 - NO, THAT'S FINE. IT'S ALL I NEED. 272 00:15:06,458 --> 00:15:08,834 I'LL BE HAPPY TO PAY CASH FOR THE FIRST MONTH'S RENT UP FRONT. 273 00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:10,667 - UM... 274 00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:15,458 - YOU HAVE THE 3-D VERSION? 275 00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:17,500 THAT'S AWESOME. - YOU PLAY? 276 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,959 - YEAH. - WHAT LEVEL ARE YOU ON? 277 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,625 - JUST GOT TO SEVEN. 278 00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,000 - HE'S GOT THE WHOLE FIREHOUSE PLAYING IT. 279 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,458 - YOU GOT PAST THE MINOTAUR? 280 00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:24,542 - YEAH. YOU GOT TO DROP THE GOLD. 281 00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:26,333 THAT WAY, YOU CAN JUMP OVER THE FIRE TRAP. 282 00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:29,000 - DROP THE GOLD-- OF COURSE. 283 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,709 - DID I MENTION ADULTS ONLY? 284 00:15:30,709 --> 00:15:33,667 - UM, WELL... - ARE YOU A FIREMAN? 285 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:34,834 - I SURE AM. 286 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:37,000 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOT A SECRET. 287 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,166 COME HERE. 288 00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:41,375 IT'S OKAY. I'M NOT GONNA BITE. 289 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,375 I'M ALSO AN AMATEUR MAGICIAN. 290 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,709 POOH! 291 00:15:45,709 --> 00:15:46,917 - WHOA. - WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 292 00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:48,875 - COOL. - WOW. 293 00:15:48,875 --> 00:15:51,041 - PRETTY GOOD. 294 00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:54,375 - THERE HAVE BEEN A COUPLE OTHER PEOPLE WHO'VE COME TO LOOK-- 295 00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:56,041 - MOM... 296 00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:59,250 HE'S FINE. 297 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,542 - WELL, MAYBE I SHOULD JUST SHOW YOU THE ROOM, YOU KNOW, 298 00:16:01,542 --> 00:16:03,333 BEFORE YOU MAKE ANY CRAZY DECISIONS. 299 00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:06,208 - YEAH, UH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD. 300 00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:10,041 - GOOD GAME. 301 00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:19,542 - IT'S PERFECT. 302 00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:22,709 - YOU'D HAVE YOUR OWN BATHROOM. 303 00:16:22,709 --> 00:16:25,041 UH, I PUT SOME TOWELS IN IT AND STOCKED IT WITH STUFF. 304 00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:26,417 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE SUPPOSED 305 00:16:26,417 --> 00:16:27,750 TO DO THAT WHEN YOU HAVE A RENTER. 306 00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:29,542 I'VE NEVER HAD A RENTER BEFORE, SO... 307 00:16:29,542 --> 00:16:31,291 - 23, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 308 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,250 IT'S JENNY. 309 00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:35,792 JENNY MCCLAIN. - JEFF SINCLAIR. 310 00:16:35,792 --> 00:16:38,875 IT'S A PLEASURE TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE. 311 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:55,792 - I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA. 312 00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:58,208 REMEMBER WHEN WE TOOK THAT FIELD TRIP 313 00:16:58,208 --> 00:17:00,458 TO THE RETIREMENT HOME AND READ TO THE OLD PEOPLE? 314 00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:03,041 I BET THEY'D PAY FOR ANOTHER STORY. 315 00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:06,290 - WE GOT A RENTER. WE DON'T NEED JOBS ANYMORE. 316 00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:08,791 - HIS LEG'S GONNA HEAL. HE'S GONNA GO HOME. 317 00:17:08,791 --> 00:17:10,500 - WHY WOULD THEY PAY FOR A STORY? 318 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,959 I MEAN, THEY COULD JUST LISTEN TO A CD BOOK FOR FREE. 319 00:17:12,959 --> 00:17:15,500 - WHEN WE WERE LITTLE, WOULD YOU RATHER LISTEN 320 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:18,125 TO A CD STORY OR HAVE MOM READ YOU ONE? 321 00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:22,125 - YOU MAY HAVE A POINT. 322 00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:27,959 - AND WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 323 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:30,291 OKAY, AND WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED? 324 00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:32,125 WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS? I NEED YOU TO CALM DOWN. 325 00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:36,000 WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS? OKAY. 326 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,500 YES, SOMEONE WILL BE OVER IMMEDIATELY. 327 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:42,000 JUST STAY CALM. OKAY. 328 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,500 SO WHAT'S UP? 329 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,417 - I FOUND A RENTER. 330 00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:47,375 - AND? - IT'S COWBOY. 331 00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:49,500 - NO WAY. - YES WAY. 332 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:52,959 HE HAS A THIRD-FLOOR WALK-UP, AND HE CAN'T DO THE STAIRS-- 333 00:17:52,959 --> 00:17:54,583 DOCTOR'S ORDERS. 334 00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:58,083 - WE LIKE THIS DOCTOR. 335 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,166 - WHAT SHOULD WE CALL OURSELVES? 336 00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:07,667 SHH. HE'S IN THERE. 337 00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:10,208 COME ON, WE NEED A NAME. 338 00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:13,667 - I DON'T KNOW. UH... 339 00:18:15,458 --> 00:18:17,041 BOOK READERS INC. 340 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,792 - HI. - GOOD EVENING, MA'AM. 341 00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:35,333 SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, BUT IS YOUR NEW TENANT IN? 342 00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:37,834 - UM... - HE'S THROUGH THERE. 343 00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:39,625 - WE'RE JUST GONNA DROP A FEW THINGS OFF 344 00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:41,166 AND GET HIM TUCKED IN. 345 00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:43,041 - UH, OKAY. 346 00:18:43,041 --> 00:18:45,375 COME ON IN. 347 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,000 - HEY. 348 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,750 - HI. GOOD EVENING. - HI. 349 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:53,583 - LET'S SEE ABOUT OUR BOY, HUH? 350 00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:55,166 - WE'LL BE QUICK. 351 00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:57,041 - GREAT. 352 00:18:57,041 --> 00:18:58,875 ARE YOU DOING YOUR HOMEWORK? 353 00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:02,875 - YEAH. - BACK TO WORK. 354 00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:06,375 - OH, LOOK WHO IT IS. WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 355 00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:08,333 ARE YOU HURT? 356 00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:11,041 - UH, WE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU, JEFFY JEFF. 357 00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:15,959 - GUYS, COME ON. 358 00:19:15,959 --> 00:19:18,500 COME ON, GUYS. 359 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,625 - BE QUIET, GUYS. 360 00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:22,500 - COME ON, GUYS. NO, NO, NO. 361 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:25,542 COME ON. OW. 362 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,583 - SO... 363 00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:29,917 - HEY. 364 00:19:29,917 --> 00:19:31,709 - I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE THE WORD "PROFESSIONAL" IN IT, 365 00:19:31,709 --> 00:19:34,500 LIKE "PROFESSIONAL STORYTELLERS" 366 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:37,375 OR "PROFESSIONAL READERS." 367 00:19:37,375 --> 00:19:39,166 - WE CAN'T JUST CALL OURSELVES PROFESSIONALS 368 00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:40,542 'CAUSE WE FEEL LIKE IT. 369 00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:42,417 - WHY NOT? 370 00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:43,500 - I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE 371 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,875 THE ADDRESS OF THE RETIREMENT HOME. 372 00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:47,542 IT WILL MAKE US LOOK MORE OFFICIAL. 373 00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:51,667 - GUYS! 374 00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:56,000 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 375 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,667 - OH, COME ON. 376 00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:04,917 - THANK YOU, MA'AM. HE'S A LOT MORE COMFORTABLE NOW. 377 00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,250 - GOOD EVENING. 378 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,750 GOOD NIGHT. 379 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,041 THANKS. 380 00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:30,917 - YOU GUYS DO THIS A LOT? 381 00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:33,709 - WHAT'S YOUR DEFINITION OF "A LOT"? 382 00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:40,792 - I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 383 00:20:40,792 --> 00:20:43,000 YOU KNOW, HE'S RESPONSIBLE. 384 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:07,333 - OKAY. OKAY. 385 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,166 - WE'LL SEE YOU A LITTLE BIT LATER. 386 00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:11,375 - HAVE FUN. 387 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,375 - HEY, KIDS. 388 00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:42,542 GOT ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH BASEBALL? 389 00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:45,208 - UH, WE GOT A LOT OF SCIENCE FICTION. 390 00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:48,417 - BASEBALL-- I LIKE BASEBALL. 391 00:21:48,417 --> 00:21:50,375 - BASEBALL... 392 00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:53,834 I THINK WE'VE GOT SOMETHING. 393 00:21:57,375 --> 00:21:59,250 NINE INNINGS TO GLORY. 394 00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:01,750 - ALL RIGHT. NOW WE'RE TALKING. 395 00:22:09,834 --> 00:22:12,542 - ELSIE? 396 00:22:12,542 --> 00:22:14,875 ELSIE, HONEY... 397 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,417 HOW DID NATALIE'S BIRTHDAY INVITATION GET IN THE TRASH? 398 00:22:17,417 --> 00:22:18,792 - I DON'T KNOW. 399 00:22:18,792 --> 00:22:21,875 - YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT GOT THERE? 400 00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:25,291 YOU'RE NOT GOING? - NAH, NOT THIS YEAR. 401 00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:28,417 - BUT SHE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND. - I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE IT. 402 00:22:28,417 --> 00:22:31,041 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING, LUKE, HONEY? 403 00:22:31,041 --> 00:22:33,417 - WORKING ON THE ORAL PRESENTATION THING. 404 00:22:33,417 --> 00:22:34,959 - DID YOU PICK A FAMOUS PERSON? 405 00:22:34,959 --> 00:22:36,792 - YEAH, THE PRESIDENT. 406 00:22:36,792 --> 00:22:38,125 - SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 407 00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:39,583 - IT'S NOT ORIGINAL. 408 00:22:39,583 --> 00:22:41,792 I BET, LIKE, TEN OTHER PEOPLE ARE GONNA PICK THE PRESIDENT. 409 00:22:41,792 --> 00:22:45,834 - THAT'S OKAY. - HE'S RIGHT. IT'S NOT ORIGINAL. 410 00:22:45,834 --> 00:22:47,959 - IT'S DUE ON THURSDAY. 411 00:22:47,959 --> 00:22:50,959 - SORRY. 412 00:22:50,959 --> 00:22:54,792 - I WANT TO DO SOMETHING BETTER. 413 00:22:54,792 --> 00:22:56,417 SEE, RIGHT HERE... 414 00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:59,458 "ORIGINALITY COUNTS." 415 00:22:59,458 --> 00:23:02,834 OKAY, UM... 416 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:06,583 WHAT ABOUT MOTHER TERESA? 417 00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:07,959 - KING ARTHUR? 418 00:23:07,959 --> 00:23:11,333 - SHAKESPEARE? both: BORING. 419 00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:13,333 - ARE WE DISTURBING YOU? 420 00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:15,750 - SORRY. - HANG ON. 421 00:23:15,750 --> 00:23:17,750 YOU GOT ANY OTHER SUGGESTIONS? 422 00:23:20,375 --> 00:23:23,834 - AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO. 423 00:23:23,834 --> 00:23:26,041 HARRY HOUDINI. - HE WAS A MAGICIAN. 424 00:23:26,041 --> 00:23:28,333 I DON'T THINK THAT THE SCHOOL WANTS-- 425 00:23:28,333 --> 00:23:30,625 - HE WAS NOT JUST A MAGICIAN. 426 00:23:30,625 --> 00:23:33,667 HE'S THE GREATEST MAGICIAN AND ESCAPE ARTIST OF ALL TIME. 427 00:23:33,667 --> 00:23:35,083 - WHAT'S AN ESCAPE ARTIST? 428 00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:36,792 - IT'S A MAGICIAN WHOSE SPECIALTY 429 00:23:36,792 --> 00:23:38,166 IS THE IMPOSSIBLE ESCAPE. 430 00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:40,041 THEY CALLED HOUDINI 431 00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:41,834 THE MAN WHO NO JAIL COULD HOLD. 432 00:23:41,834 --> 00:23:43,667 HE COULD DO IT ALL. 433 00:23:43,667 --> 00:23:47,000 HE COULD ESCAPE FROM JAILS, TRUNKS LOCKED IN THE OCEAN, 434 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000 STRAITJACKETS-- YOU NAME IT. 435 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000 HIS MOST FAMOUS ESCAPE 436 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,917 WAS CALLED THE CHINESE WATER TORTURE. 437 00:23:52,917 --> 00:23:55,750 THEY LOCKED HIM UPSIDE-DOWN IN A GLASS TANK 438 00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:59,250 THAT WAS FULL OF WATER WITH HIS LEGS WRAPPED IN CHAINS, 439 00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:02,375 HIS HANDS CUFFED BEHIND HIS BACK. 440 00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:03,500 AND HE COULD GET OUT OF IT... 441 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:04,959 IN A MINUTE. 442 00:24:04,959 --> 00:24:06,291 - WOW. 443 00:24:06,291 --> 00:24:08,041 - NOW, THAT'S ORIGINAL. 444 00:24:08,041 --> 00:24:10,875 I BET NO ONE ELSE IS DOING HOUDINI. 445 00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:13,250 - OKAY. IF WE CAN FIND ENOUGH INFORMATION. 446 00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:15,583 - I'VE GOT TWO GREAT BOOKS ON HIM. 447 00:24:15,583 --> 00:24:17,041 - AWESOME. THANKS. 448 00:24:17,041 --> 00:24:19,458 - YOU KNOW WHAT THE GREAT PART ABOUT DOING HOUDINI IS? 449 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,542 YOU DON'T HAVE TO JUST TALK ABOUT HIM. 450 00:24:21,542 --> 00:24:24,542 YOU CAN SHOW THEM. 451 00:24:28,542 --> 00:24:31,875 COOL. 452 00:24:31,875 --> 00:24:33,375 - WELL, THEY'RE NOT GONNA LET HIM 453 00:24:33,375 --> 00:24:35,125 BRING YOU TO SCHOOL TO SHOW THEM MAGIC TRICKS. 454 00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:36,875 - OF COURSE NOT. 455 00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:39,875 I'M NOT GONNA SHOW 'EM ANYTHING. 456 00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:41,417 LUKE IS. 457 00:24:46,333 --> 00:24:50,083 - AND THEN IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE 458 00:24:50,083 --> 00:24:53,750 WHO CAME FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD TO SEE HIM, 459 00:24:53,750 --> 00:24:56,750 HOUDINI WOULD SAY THESE WORDS, 460 00:24:56,750 --> 00:25:00,583 "ONE, TWO, THREE. I'M FREE." 461 00:25:32,959 --> 00:25:33,959 - NURSE? 462 00:25:33,959 --> 00:25:37,000 - I'M ELSIE... 463 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,291 FROM BOOK READERS INC. 464 00:25:38,291 --> 00:25:41,458 YOUR FRIEND IN ROOM 30 SAID YOU WANTED A STORY? 465 00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:45,250 - OH, YES. THANK YOU FOR COMING. 466 00:25:52,834 --> 00:25:54,625 I-I CAN'T SEE, SWEETHEART, 467 00:25:54,625 --> 00:25:56,208 SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME AND GET IT. 468 00:26:02,208 --> 00:26:05,166 MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE, ELSIE. 469 00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:06,542 I LOVE STORIES. 470 00:26:06,542 --> 00:26:08,375 BUT I CAN'T READ THEM MYSELF, 471 00:26:08,375 --> 00:26:12,834 SO I'M REALLY GLAD THAT YOU CAME. 472 00:26:12,834 --> 00:26:15,417 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT? 473 00:26:19,333 --> 00:26:22,041 - I'LL READ YOU THE NAME OF THE BOOKS I HAVE WITH ME. 474 00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:23,834 - DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE, DEAR? 475 00:26:23,834 --> 00:26:25,834 - UH, YES. 476 00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:28,500 - OH, WELL, THAT WILL BE FINE, THEN. 477 00:26:39,917 --> 00:26:41,667 "THERE ARE TWO KIDS-- 478 00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:44,875 "A GOOD GIRL AND HER FUNNY BUT SOMETIMES ANNOYING BROTHER. 479 00:26:44,875 --> 00:26:47,542 "AND THEY LIVED ALONE WITH THEIR MOM. 480 00:26:47,542 --> 00:26:49,542 "IT WASN'T ALWAYS THAT WAY, 481 00:26:49,542 --> 00:26:51,041 "BUT IT HAD BEEN 482 00:26:51,041 --> 00:26:53,250 FOR AS LONG AS THAT LITTLE GIRL COULD REMEMBER." 483 00:26:55,375 --> 00:26:57,375 - THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY. YOU TAKE CARE NOW. 484 00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:02,500 HI, MRS. BURNS. 485 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:05,875 WHICH IS IT, ACADEMIC OR DISCIPLINARY THIS TIME? 486 00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:10,208 YOU'RE KIDDING. 487 00:27:12,375 --> 00:27:13,709 - HEY, YOU TWO MONKEYS. 488 00:27:13,709 --> 00:27:15,333 GET IN HERE! 489 00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:17,834 I NEED AN AFTER-ACTION REPORT. 490 00:27:17,834 --> 00:27:20,333 HOW WAS THE PRESENTATION? 491 00:27:20,333 --> 00:27:21,583 - LUKE WAS AWESOME. 492 00:27:21,583 --> 00:27:24,750 - GOT A STANDING OVATION. 493 00:27:24,750 --> 00:27:26,250 - IS ALL THAT HOMEWORK? 494 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:33,583 - WE HAVE JOBS. 495 00:27:33,583 --> 00:27:35,625 - JOBS? - YOU CAN'T TELL OUR MOM. 496 00:27:35,625 --> 00:27:38,959 - WHOA, WHOA, WHAT KIND OF JOBS? 497 00:27:38,959 --> 00:27:40,375 - WE READ TO OLD PEOPLE. 498 00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:42,250 - YOU GET PAID? 499 00:27:42,250 --> 00:27:44,208 YOUR MOM DOESN'T KNOW? 500 00:27:44,208 --> 00:27:46,667 - WE'RE MAKING MONEY 'CAUSE HER HOURS GOT CUT. 501 00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:48,750 THAT'S WHY SHE WAS RENTING THE ROOM. 502 00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:51,792 - SO, TO HELP YOUR MOM OUT, YOU TWO GOT JOBS. 503 00:27:55,125 --> 00:27:56,750 - HEY, EVERYONE. SORRY I'M LATE. 504 00:27:56,750 --> 00:27:58,959 - HI, MOM. 505 00:27:58,959 --> 00:28:02,959 - LUKE MCCLAIN, FRONT AND CENTER. 506 00:28:02,959 --> 00:28:05,750 - OH, GOD. 507 00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:07,000 HIDE THE MONEY. 508 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,917 I'LL COVER. 509 00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:14,500 - PLEASE? 510 00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:17,291 - OKAY, BUT YOU GOT TO PROMISE TO TELL YOUR MOM, 511 00:28:17,291 --> 00:28:19,166 BECAUSE IT'S NOT GOOD TO KEEP SECRETS FROM HER. 512 00:28:19,166 --> 00:28:21,959 - DEAL. 513 00:28:28,417 --> 00:28:30,125 - MRS. BURNS CALLED. 514 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:36,500 CONGRATULATIONS. 515 00:28:43,625 --> 00:28:46,542 - "HE SEES NO BLACK SKY 516 00:28:46,542 --> 00:28:50,625 "AND RAGING SEA, FEELS NOT THE REELING TIMBERS, 517 00:28:50,625 --> 00:28:53,625 "AND LITTLE HEARS HE OR HEEDS HE 518 00:28:53,625 --> 00:28:57,959 "THE FAR RUSH OF THE MIGHTY WHALE, 519 00:28:57,959 --> 00:28:59,667 "WHICH EVEN NOW 520 00:28:59,667 --> 00:29:04,709 WITH OPEN MOUTH IS CLEAVING THE SEAS AFTER HIM." 521 00:29:04,709 --> 00:29:09,083 UH, I'M SORRY. I HAVE TO GO. 522 00:29:09,083 --> 00:29:10,667 - OH. 523 00:29:10,667 --> 00:29:12,500 - WE COULD PICK UP TOMORROW IF YOU'D LIKE. 524 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:15,959 - UH, YEAH. SOUNDS GREAT. 525 00:29:15,959 --> 00:29:17,500 I LOOK FORWARD TO IT. 526 00:29:28,125 --> 00:29:29,792 - YOU WERE A FIREMAN? 527 00:29:29,792 --> 00:29:32,542 - USED TO BE. 528 00:29:32,542 --> 00:29:35,208 THESE DAYS I JUST SIT ON THE SIDELINES 529 00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:37,041 AND LISTEN IN ON THE ACTION. 530 00:29:37,041 --> 00:29:39,041 - I LIKE FIREMEN. 531 00:29:39,041 --> 00:29:41,375 - OH, YEAH? - THEY'RE THE GOOD GUYS, RIGHT? 532 00:29:41,375 --> 00:29:43,875 - YOUNG LADY... 533 00:29:43,875 --> 00:29:47,250 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE VERY BRILLIANT. 534 00:29:49,250 --> 00:29:52,250 - HERE YOU GO. - THANKS. 535 00:30:03,709 --> 00:30:06,875 - I WAS WONDERING WHY YOU HADN'T BEEN IN. 536 00:30:06,875 --> 00:30:10,041 HOW BAD IS IT? - IT'S A DISPLACED FRACTURE. 537 00:30:10,041 --> 00:30:13,041 IT'S HEALING. 538 00:30:13,041 --> 00:30:15,625 - EGGS AND BACON, IS IT? - YEAH. 539 00:30:23,667 --> 00:30:25,959 OKAY, HERE IT COMES. 540 00:30:25,959 --> 00:30:28,083 YEAH, YOU DID IT! 541 00:30:28,083 --> 00:30:30,458 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE IF ELSIE CAN RUN THE BASES. 542 00:30:30,458 --> 00:30:32,417 HERE YOU GO. POP FLY. 543 00:30:32,417 --> 00:30:33,625 GO, ELSIE, GO! 544 00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:35,250 HERE SHE COMES. 545 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:36,875 GOOD CATCH. COME ON, GET IN HERE. GO! 546 00:30:36,875 --> 00:30:38,917 BRING IT IN. NICE! 547 00:30:38,917 --> 00:30:42,250 SHE WON. NICE JOB! GOOD RUN! 548 00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:44,667 SHE DID IT. 549 00:30:44,667 --> 00:30:45,917 NICE JOB. 550 00:30:45,917 --> 00:30:47,250 YOU ARE FAST. 551 00:30:47,250 --> 00:30:49,083 WHAT DO YOU HAVE? GIVE IT UP TO YOUR SISTER. 552 00:30:49,083 --> 00:30:52,083 GOOD JOB. 553 00:30:52,083 --> 00:30:54,583 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? YOUR SISTER'S GOT SPEED. 554 00:30:54,583 --> 00:30:57,291 WHERE'S MY BALL? 555 00:30:57,291 --> 00:30:59,291 GOOD JOB. 556 00:31:06,959 --> 00:31:09,583 911. WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY? 557 00:31:09,583 --> 00:31:12,583 - MY EMERGENCY IS THAT MY TENANT IS--IS TEACHING MY KIDS 558 00:31:12,583 --> 00:31:15,000 HOW TO FIELD A BALL AND--AND GET "A"s IN SCHOOL. 559 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,333 - DON'T PANIC. HE'S GOOD WITH KIDS. 560 00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:20,542 WHAT'S YOUR POINT? - MY POINT? 561 00:31:20,542 --> 00:31:24,959 MY POINT IS THAT MY KIDS ARE CONFUSING MY RENTER WITH-- 562 00:31:24,959 --> 00:31:26,083 WITH A REPLACEMENT. 563 00:31:26,083 --> 00:31:28,417 - MIGHT YOU BE OVERDRAMATIZING THIS, 564 00:31:28,417 --> 00:31:29,875 I MEAN, JUST A LITTLE BIT? 565 00:31:29,875 --> 00:31:31,583 - I DON'T KNOW. 566 00:31:31,583 --> 00:31:33,542 VERY CONFUSING. 567 00:31:33,542 --> 00:31:36,583 - I GOT TO GO. I'LL CALL YOU LATER. 568 00:31:47,291 --> 00:31:50,083 - THERE'S THIS LADY NAMED ETHEL. 569 00:31:50,083 --> 00:31:53,333 SO SHE CALLS 911, LIKE, SIX, SEVEN TIMES A DAY 570 00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:55,500 IN A COMPLETE PANIC. 571 00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:58,333 I MEAN, SHE REALLY, TRULY BELIEVES THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE 572 00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:00,792 IN OUTER SPACE WHO ARE BOMBARDING HER BRAIN 573 00:32:00,792 --> 00:32:03,333 WITH MICROWAVES AND CONTROLLING HER IDEAS. 574 00:32:03,333 --> 00:32:05,667 - SO HOW'D YOU HELP HER? 575 00:32:05,667 --> 00:32:07,041 - DID YOU SEND IN A CHOPPER? 576 00:32:07,041 --> 00:32:09,000 - I KEPT THINKING... 577 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,500 "MICROWAVES." 578 00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:14,625 I TOLD HER IT WAS A DIVERSION SHIELD. 579 00:32:16,458 --> 00:32:17,667 AND SHE SAID IT WORKED. 580 00:32:17,667 --> 00:32:19,542 SHE CALLED ME BACK THE NEXT DAY TO THANK ME. 581 00:32:19,542 --> 00:32:21,083 - GOOD IDEA, MOM. 582 00:32:21,083 --> 00:32:23,542 - SURE IS. 583 00:32:26,375 --> 00:32:29,083 - ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR BED, EVERYBODY. 584 00:32:29,083 --> 00:32:32,208 TEETH BRUSHING. - MOM! 585 00:32:32,208 --> 00:32:34,875 - NOW! 586 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,542 SAY GOOD NIGHT TO JEFF. 587 00:32:38,542 --> 00:32:40,166 both: GOOD NIGHT, JEFF. 588 00:32:40,166 --> 00:32:43,417 - GOOD NIGHT. 589 00:32:43,417 --> 00:32:45,250 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GOOD AT YOUR JOB. 590 00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:47,834 NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD TAKE THE TIME 591 00:32:47,834 --> 00:32:52,125 TO DEAL WITH THOSE ODDBALLS. 592 00:32:52,125 --> 00:32:55,333 - IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 593 00:32:55,333 --> 00:32:57,875 I'M GONNA PUT THE KIDS TO BED. 594 00:32:57,875 --> 00:32:59,750 AND YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO TOO, RIGHT? 595 00:32:59,750 --> 00:33:01,583 PHYSICAL THERAPY. 596 00:33:01,583 --> 00:33:04,250 SORRY. - YES, MA'AM. 597 00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:08,750 - DON'T YOU FORGET IT, COWBOY. 598 00:33:08,750 --> 00:33:10,959 - GOOD NIGHT. 599 00:33:10,959 --> 00:33:14,083 - "THE TRUTH WAS THAT THEY LOVED EACH OTHER VERY MUCH. 600 00:33:14,083 --> 00:33:16,709 "AND THOUGH THEY WEREN'T THE RICHEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, 601 00:33:16,709 --> 00:33:20,166 THEY WERE HAPPY FOR YEARS TO COME." 602 00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:22,417 - THANK YOU. THAT WAS WONDERFUL. 603 00:33:31,875 --> 00:33:34,208 - HOW ARE YOU... 604 00:33:34,208 --> 00:33:35,625 HOW DO YOU... 605 00:33:35,625 --> 00:33:38,041 - HOW DO I WHAT, SWEETHEART? 606 00:33:38,041 --> 00:33:42,417 - HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN A PIECE IS FINISHED? 607 00:33:42,417 --> 00:33:44,458 - WHY, BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE IT? 608 00:33:44,458 --> 00:33:45,667 - YEAH. - OH. 609 00:33:45,667 --> 00:33:48,792 WELL, I KNOW WHEN IT FEELS RIGHT. 610 00:33:48,792 --> 00:33:51,291 - I FEEL THAT WAY WHEN I FINISH WRITING A STORY. 611 00:33:51,291 --> 00:33:53,458 - OH. DO YOU WRITE STORIES? 612 00:33:53,458 --> 00:33:54,750 - MM-HMM. 613 00:33:54,750 --> 00:33:58,000 - WELL, I'D LIKE TO HEAR ONE SOMETIME. 614 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,417 - UH... 615 00:33:59,417 --> 00:34:01,458 - WHAT'S WRONG? 616 00:34:01,458 --> 00:34:03,625 - WELL, THE TRUTH IS, 617 00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:06,625 I'VE BEEN READING YOU THE STUFF I WROTE MYSELF. 618 00:34:06,625 --> 00:34:08,083 - REALLY? 619 00:34:08,083 --> 00:34:10,583 - YEAH. - HOW OLD ARE YOU? 620 00:34:10,583 --> 00:34:11,958 - UM, EIGHT. 621 00:34:11,958 --> 00:34:14,166 - EIGHT? 622 00:34:14,166 --> 00:34:16,958 EIGHT YEARS OLD-- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 623 00:34:16,958 --> 00:34:21,250 - THANK YOU. 624 00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:22,958 - "BOTTOM OF THE NINTH. 625 00:34:22,958 --> 00:34:26,667 "BASES LOADED. 626 00:34:26,667 --> 00:34:28,833 "AND ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT 627 00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:33,708 WAS JUST HOW BY..." 628 00:34:33,708 --> 00:34:36,000 "HAPPENSDAY"? - HAPPENSTANCE. 629 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,166 - "HOW BY HAPPENSTANCE 630 00:34:39,166 --> 00:34:42,500 "I WAS LIVING SOMEONE ELSE'S LIFE 631 00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:45,708 VICAR..." 632 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:52,208 - OH, UM... 633 00:34:52,208 --> 00:34:53,833 VICARIOUSLY. 634 00:34:53,833 --> 00:34:57,166 VICARIOUSLY. 635 00:34:57,166 --> 00:34:58,500 IT'S NO USE. 636 00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:00,333 I'LL--I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR DOLLAR BACK. 637 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:04,333 - OH, HANG ON. DON'T GIVE UP SO EASILY. 638 00:35:04,333 --> 00:35:07,250 THE KEY TO READING OUT LOUD 639 00:35:07,250 --> 00:35:09,667 IS TO SLOW DOWN. 640 00:35:09,667 --> 00:35:11,709 - BUT I DON'T WANT TO BORE PEOPLE. 641 00:35:11,709 --> 00:35:16,000 - SON, BORING IS THE SAME DUMB JOKES THE DOCTOR TELLS ME 642 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,542 DAY AFTER DAY 643 00:35:17,542 --> 00:35:20,375 BECAUSE HE THINKS I DON'T REMEMBER. 644 00:35:21,917 --> 00:35:25,083 TRUST ME. YOU ARE NOT BORING. 645 00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:29,000 YOU'RE LIKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR IN THIS JOINT. 646 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,667 - UH, THANKS. 647 00:35:31,667 --> 00:35:33,041 - TRY IT AGAIN. 648 00:35:37,375 --> 00:35:39,333 - AGAIN. 649 00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:43,709 ONE MORE. ANOTHER. 650 00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:45,208 GOOD NEWS... 651 00:35:45,208 --> 00:35:46,750 YOUR LUNGS SOUND GREAT. 652 00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:49,291 - CAN YOU PUT THAT IN "WHEN WILL I BE BACK AT WORK" TERMS? 653 00:35:49,291 --> 00:35:50,667 - LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT GUYS LIKE YOU. 654 00:35:50,667 --> 00:35:53,417 I SAY, "LOOKING GOOD"-- YOU HEAR, "RECOVERED," 655 00:35:53,417 --> 00:35:55,083 WHICH MEANS ALL SYSTEMS GO. 656 00:35:55,083 --> 00:35:57,291 END RESULT--SETBACK. 657 00:35:57,291 --> 00:35:58,750 - NAH, YOU GOT ME WRONG. 658 00:35:58,750 --> 00:36:02,333 - MAYBE, BUT HERE'S THE PLAN JUST IN CASE-- 659 00:36:02,333 --> 00:36:04,458 STILL NO STAIRS. 660 00:36:04,458 --> 00:36:06,834 IN FACT, LET ME BE MORE SPECIFIC-- 661 00:36:06,834 --> 00:36:09,125 LEVEL SURFACES ONLY. 662 00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:12,583 COME BACK IN TWO WEEKS. 663 00:36:12,583 --> 00:36:14,917 - WILL I GET MY "RETURN TO DUTY" SLIP? 664 00:36:14,917 --> 00:36:18,750 - LEVEL SURFACES ONLY. 665 00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:22,750 - THANKS, DOC. - YOU BET. 666 00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:25,750 - IT'S GONNA BE FINE. 667 00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:28,750 - COME IN. 668 00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:32,792 - HEY, CHIEF. - HEY. 669 00:36:32,792 --> 00:36:34,250 - I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO SOMEONE. 670 00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:37,166 CHIEF, THIS IS MY, UH... 671 00:36:38,458 --> 00:36:40,500 LANDLADY. 672 00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:42,500 - LANDLADY? 673 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:44,333 IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN COME UP WITH? 674 00:36:44,333 --> 00:36:47,083 MISS, PLEASE FORGIVE MY YOUNG FRIEND HERE. 675 00:36:47,083 --> 00:36:48,959 HE'S A LITTLE SHORT ON VOCABULARY, 676 00:36:48,959 --> 00:36:50,583 BUT ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM, HE'S ALL RIGHT. 677 00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:53,166 - I SURE HOPE SO. 678 00:36:53,166 --> 00:36:54,792 I'M JENNY. 679 00:36:54,792 --> 00:36:55,834 - I'M THE CHIEF. 680 00:36:55,834 --> 00:36:58,291 OH, BUT PLEASE HAVE A SEAT. 681 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:09,792 PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR BEING SO RUDE. 682 00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:12,250 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DRINK? - NOTHING. I'M FINE. 683 00:37:12,250 --> 00:37:13,542 - DON'T BE SILLY. 684 00:37:13,542 --> 00:37:16,625 THEY'RE MAKING ICED MOCHAS IN THE CAFETERIA. 685 00:37:16,625 --> 00:37:19,500 AND I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT WOMEN GO CRAZY 686 00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:21,667 FOR CHOCOLATE. 687 00:37:21,667 --> 00:37:23,709 - YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT. 688 00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:25,709 - UH... 689 00:37:25,709 --> 00:37:27,542 - OKAY, I'LL GET IT. YEAH. 690 00:37:27,542 --> 00:37:29,875 I GOT IT. - OH, THAT'S BIG OF YOU. 691 00:37:29,875 --> 00:37:33,333 - ICED MOCHAS. - YEAH. 692 00:37:33,333 --> 00:37:36,834 - THIS IS A NICE WAY OF TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK. 693 00:37:40,667 --> 00:37:42,166 - OH, WE BROUGHT BOOKS. 694 00:37:42,166 --> 00:37:43,750 YOU LIKE TO READ? 695 00:37:43,750 --> 00:37:45,667 - AS WELL AS I CAN. 696 00:37:45,667 --> 00:37:47,625 THE CATARACTS ARE GETTING WORSE. 697 00:37:47,625 --> 00:37:50,333 BUT THEY STARTED A NEW THING HERE 698 00:37:50,333 --> 00:37:53,542 WITH, UH, KIDS READING TO YOU. 699 00:37:53,542 --> 00:37:56,542 A BUCK'LL GET YOU A READER. 700 00:37:56,542 --> 00:37:57,875 - IS THAT YOU? 701 00:37:57,875 --> 00:38:00,542 - WHO? 702 00:38:00,542 --> 00:38:02,000 - WOW. YOU WERE HANDSOME. 703 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,458 - HUH? - I MEAN, YOU STILL ARE... 704 00:38:04,458 --> 00:38:07,083 BUT, YOU KNOW, THE UNIFORM. 705 00:38:07,083 --> 00:38:08,834 - OH, YEAH. - WOW. 706 00:38:08,834 --> 00:38:12,166 - WELL, FLATTERY GETS YOU EVERYWHERE. 707 00:38:12,166 --> 00:38:16,375 DOES THE GUY NEXT TO ME LOOK LIKE JEFF? 708 00:38:18,291 --> 00:38:20,417 - HE DOES. - MM. IT'S HIS OLD MAN. 709 00:38:20,417 --> 00:38:23,834 - WHERE IS HE? - OH, FIRE GOT HIM. 710 00:38:25,375 --> 00:38:27,166 HE WENT IN, AND THE ROOF COLLAPSED. 711 00:38:27,166 --> 00:38:28,709 HE DIDN'T MAKE IT OUT. 712 00:38:28,709 --> 00:38:30,917 - HOW OLD WAS JEFF? - TEN YEARS OLD. 713 00:38:33,375 --> 00:38:35,917 NOW, I-I'VE BEEN HERE SEVEN YEARS. 714 00:38:35,917 --> 00:38:38,875 HOW MANY GUYS DO YOU KNOW WOULD KEEP COMING BACK TO VISIT 715 00:38:38,875 --> 00:38:40,250 AN OLD SMOKE EATER LIKE ME? 716 00:38:40,250 --> 00:38:42,041 HOW MANY? 717 00:38:42,041 --> 00:38:44,250 - NOT MANY. 718 00:38:44,250 --> 00:38:46,959 - ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO, WE'RE BACK. 719 00:38:46,959 --> 00:38:49,917 - OH, WE WERE JUST GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 720 00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:55,417 THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME, CHIEF. 721 00:38:55,417 --> 00:38:57,834 - HIS TIME'S ALMOST UP. 722 00:38:57,834 --> 00:39:01,583 - HE WON'T LEAVE. AND MOM DOESN'T WANT HIM TO. 723 00:39:01,583 --> 00:39:02,917 THEY LIKE EACH OTHER. 724 00:39:02,917 --> 00:39:04,375 - YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 725 00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:05,750 - DO TOO. 726 00:39:05,750 --> 00:39:07,709 THEY WHISPER. 727 00:39:07,709 --> 00:39:09,959 YOU DON'T WHISPER TO SOMEONE YOU DON'T LIKE. 728 00:39:09,959 --> 00:39:12,125 - IF THEY REALLY LIKED EACH OTHER, 729 00:39:12,125 --> 00:39:13,709 THEY'D GO ON A DATE. 730 00:39:13,709 --> 00:39:15,458 - MAYBE THEY WILL. 731 00:39:15,458 --> 00:39:17,792 - YOU CAN'T DATE A RENTER. 732 00:39:17,792 --> 00:39:19,125 - THERE'S NO RULE ON THAT. 733 00:39:19,125 --> 00:39:21,625 - WELL, THERE'S A RULE ON BROKEN BONES. 734 00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:25,625 YOU CAN'T TAKE SOMEONE OUT TO DINNER IF YOU CAN'T DRIVE. 735 00:39:27,250 --> 00:39:29,917 - I HAVE AN IDEA. 736 00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:39,834 - HEY, GUYS. HOW WAS SCHOOL? 737 00:39:39,834 --> 00:39:41,291 - YOU GOT TO STAY IN HERE. 738 00:39:41,291 --> 00:39:42,792 - MOM'S HAVING A MEETING TONIGHT. 739 00:39:42,792 --> 00:39:46,667 - IT'S SERIOUS. - YOU GOT TO STAY RIGHT HERE. 740 00:39:49,291 --> 00:39:51,458 - WITH THE DOOR CLOSED. 741 00:40:00,166 --> 00:40:02,375 WHAT DID YOU BREAK? 742 00:40:02,375 --> 00:40:04,834 both: NOTHING. 743 00:40:04,834 --> 00:40:06,667 - SOMEONE'S COMING OVER. 744 00:40:06,667 --> 00:40:09,542 - CAN YOU PUT ON SOMETHING NICER? 745 00:40:09,542 --> 00:40:12,000 - WHO'S COMING OVER? 746 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,792 - SCHOOL COUNSELOR. MRS. BURNS WANTS TO SEE YOU. 747 00:40:14,792 --> 00:40:17,625 - LUKE, WHAT DID YOU DO? - YOU'RE IN YOUR 911 CLOTHES. 748 00:40:17,625 --> 00:40:20,500 CAN YOU CHANGE INTO SOMETHING UN-WEIRD? 749 00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:22,834 - I HAVE TO BE UN-WEIRD FOR MRS. BURNS? 750 00:40:22,834 --> 00:40:24,917 - HEY, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK IT HAS TO DO WITH ME 751 00:40:24,917 --> 00:40:27,125 AND NOT ELSIE? - WELL, THAT'S FAIR. 752 00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:29,000 DOES IT? 753 00:40:39,333 --> 00:40:41,208 - DINNER'S READY. 754 00:40:41,208 --> 00:40:43,375 - THE MEETING'S OVER ALREADY? 755 00:40:43,375 --> 00:40:48,041 - MOM, SHE'S HERE! I STUCK HER IN THE KITCHEN. 756 00:40:58,083 --> 00:41:00,709 - UH... 757 00:41:02,959 --> 00:41:05,875 - MOM, WE'LL BE DOING HOMEWORK UPSTAIRS. 758 00:41:05,875 --> 00:41:07,333 - I'M SO SORRY. 759 00:41:07,333 --> 00:41:09,709 - DON'T--DON'T BE. 760 00:41:34,417 --> 00:41:38,041 OH. 761 00:41:39,834 --> 00:41:41,125 - SO FAR SO GOOD. 762 00:41:43,959 --> 00:41:45,667 SO WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY? 763 00:41:45,667 --> 00:41:47,542 - I GOT THE "TOO SOON TO KNOW" SPIEL. 764 00:41:47,542 --> 00:41:51,750 - THEN IF YOU'RE LIKE ME, YOU'RE ON THE WHAT-IF BUS. 765 00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:55,000 - YEAH, LIKE, WHAT IF I RENT MY ROOM 766 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:59,250 TO MY TENANT, WHO'S CHARMING, 767 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:01,333 EVEN DEBONAIR, 768 00:42:01,333 --> 00:42:03,417 AND THEN YOUR KIDS, THEY FIX YOU UP, 769 00:42:03,417 --> 00:42:05,166 AND INSTEAD OF DANCING UNDERNEATH THE STARS, 770 00:42:05,166 --> 00:42:07,375 YOU'RE EATING BREAKFAST FOR DINNER IN YOUR OWN KITCHEN. 771 00:42:07,375 --> 00:42:10,125 - LIKE THAT... 772 00:42:10,125 --> 00:42:11,625 EXCEPT FOR THE DEBONAIR PART. 773 00:42:11,625 --> 00:42:13,458 - WELL, NOBODY'S PERFECT... 774 00:42:13,458 --> 00:42:16,458 - NOT EVEN FIREMEN. 775 00:42:35,542 --> 00:42:37,125 - HOW DO YOU THINK THEY'RE DOING? 776 00:42:37,125 --> 00:42:38,375 - LEAVE 'EM ALONE. 777 00:42:38,375 --> 00:42:40,625 THEY NEED MORE TIME TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 778 00:42:45,458 --> 00:42:47,166 - OKAY, OKAY. I WILL START. 779 00:42:47,166 --> 00:42:50,250 WORST DATE EVER. 780 00:42:52,917 --> 00:42:56,166 UH, OKAY, THERE WAS THIS GIRL. 781 00:42:56,166 --> 00:42:57,542 IT'S OUR FIRST DATE. 782 00:42:57,542 --> 00:42:59,917 SHE ASKED ME TO GO ON A SUNDAY DRIVE TO CARMEL 783 00:42:59,917 --> 00:43:01,667 AFTER SHE BOUGHT A BRAND-NEW CAR. 784 00:43:01,667 --> 00:43:03,083 - THAT SOUNDS NICE. 785 00:43:03,083 --> 00:43:05,458 - TILL SHE PICKED ME UP. 786 00:43:05,458 --> 00:43:07,417 I JUMPED INTO THE DRIVER'S SEAT. 787 00:43:07,417 --> 00:43:11,667 AS WE'RE PULLING AWAY FROM THE CURB, I TURN AROUND. 788 00:43:11,667 --> 00:43:13,667 HER PARENTS ARE IN THE BACKSEAT. 789 00:43:13,667 --> 00:43:15,417 - WHAT? WHAT DID YOU DO? 790 00:43:15,417 --> 00:43:18,166 - OH, I TOLD A LOT OF BURNING-BUILDING STORIES, 791 00:43:18,166 --> 00:43:23,333 AND I WATCHED THAT ODOMETER COUNT ALL 300 MILES. 792 00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:27,709 ALL RIGHT. 793 00:43:27,709 --> 00:43:30,417 YOUR TURN. 794 00:43:30,417 --> 00:43:34,208 - SAME-- IT WAS THE FIRST DATE. 795 00:43:34,208 --> 00:43:36,875 HE TOOK ME TO THE MOVIES. 796 00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:39,333 AND RIGHT OFF THE BAT, HE STARTS LAUGHING, 797 00:43:39,333 --> 00:43:42,125 I MEAN, AT FULL VOLUME, 798 00:43:42,125 --> 00:43:44,041 SEAT-SHAKING BELLY LAUGH. 799 00:43:44,041 --> 00:43:45,709 - WHAT WAS THE MATTER? 800 00:43:45,709 --> 00:43:48,041 - THE MOVIE HADN'T EVEN STARTED YET. 801 00:43:48,041 --> 00:43:50,375 - WHAT'D YOU DO? 802 00:43:50,375 --> 00:43:52,417 - I MARRIED HIM. 803 00:43:52,417 --> 00:43:56,208 - HOW'D THAT WORK OUT? - OBVIOUSLY, NOT GREAT. 804 00:43:56,208 --> 00:43:59,000 HE LEFT. 805 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,375 AND I DON'T MEAN, LIKE, LEFT, 806 00:44:02,375 --> 00:44:03,917 LIKE MOVED DOWN THE STREET. 807 00:44:03,917 --> 00:44:07,208 HE, UM... HE DISAPPEARED. 808 00:44:10,083 --> 00:44:13,041 WE NEVER HEARD FROM HIM AGAIN. 809 00:44:13,041 --> 00:44:14,417 - HOW OLD WERE THE KIDS? 810 00:44:14,417 --> 00:44:17,625 - THREE AND FIVE. 811 00:44:21,834 --> 00:44:24,750 BUDDY TOLD ME THAT YOU LOST YOUR DAD WHEN YOU WERE A KID. 812 00:44:24,750 --> 00:44:26,875 - YEAH. 813 00:44:28,834 --> 00:44:31,333 HE DIED IN A FIRE... 814 00:44:31,333 --> 00:44:32,792 ALONE. 815 00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:38,750 HIS TWO-IN WAS ON THE PORCH. 816 00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:40,417 - TWO-IN? 817 00:44:40,417 --> 00:44:43,333 - FIREFIGHTERS-- 818 00:44:43,333 --> 00:44:44,750 IT'S WHAT WE DO. 819 00:44:44,750 --> 00:44:46,625 TWO IN, TWO OUT. 820 00:44:46,625 --> 00:44:48,875 TWO GO IN, TWO COME OUT... 821 00:44:48,875 --> 00:44:50,417 OR DON'T COME OUT AT ALL. 822 00:44:50,417 --> 00:44:53,750 - WHY WAS THE TWO-IN OUTSIDE? 823 00:44:53,750 --> 00:44:56,417 - HE WAS A BOOT-- A ROOKIE. 824 00:44:58,834 --> 00:45:01,000 HE SAID HE SAW SIGNS OF A FLASHOVER-- 825 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,917 DARK SMOKE, 826 00:45:03,917 --> 00:45:08,125 I.E., FIRE ON THE CEILING THAT COULDN'T BE VENTED. 827 00:45:08,125 --> 00:45:09,500 YOU KNOW WHAT? 828 00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:12,709 THEY NEVER SHOULD HAVE GONE IN, BUT MY DAD HEARD KIDS 829 00:45:12,709 --> 00:45:14,917 AND WENT ANYWAY. 830 00:45:22,625 --> 00:45:24,625 - I'M SORRY. 831 00:45:31,166 --> 00:45:34,542 UM, WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO DO ME A FAVOR? 832 00:45:34,542 --> 00:45:37,041 - OF COURSE. 833 00:45:37,041 --> 00:45:39,208 - WOULD YOU TALK TO LUKE ABOUT YOUR DAD? 834 00:45:39,208 --> 00:45:41,709 - YEAH. 835 00:45:41,709 --> 00:45:44,041 SURE. 836 00:45:44,041 --> 00:45:45,333 W-WHY? 837 00:45:45,333 --> 00:45:47,166 - I JUST THINK IT'D BE NICE 838 00:45:47,166 --> 00:45:48,875 FOR HIM TO KNOW HE'S NOT THE ONLY BOY 839 00:45:48,875 --> 00:45:50,500 GROWING UP WITHOUT A FATHER. 840 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,500 HEY. - HEY. 841 00:46:02,667 --> 00:46:06,250 - THIS RENTER THING HAS ITS UPSIDES. 842 00:46:06,250 --> 00:46:08,375 I THINK IT'S REALLY GOOD FOR THE KIDS. 843 00:46:08,375 --> 00:46:11,041 - JUST FOR THE KIDS? 844 00:46:13,333 --> 00:46:15,333 - OKAY, SO HE SAID I NEED A BREAK, 845 00:46:15,333 --> 00:46:17,000 AND HE'S TAKING ME OUT TONIGHT. 846 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,834 911. WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY? 847 00:46:19,834 --> 00:46:22,083 I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING. 848 00:46:22,083 --> 00:46:23,542 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR. 849 00:46:23,542 --> 00:46:24,875 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 850 00:46:24,875 --> 00:46:26,750 - THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF ALL OF THIS-- 851 00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:28,375 THE JITTERS, THE BUTTERFLIES. 852 00:46:28,375 --> 00:46:30,750 IF YOU DIDN'T FEEL THAT WAY, 853 00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:32,875 IT WOULDN'T EVEN BE WORTH GOING ON THE DATE. 854 00:46:32,875 --> 00:46:35,375 - IT'S NOT A DATE. - YEAH, IT IS. 855 00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:38,542 - NO, IT'S NOT. - YES, IT IS. 856 00:46:38,542 --> 00:46:42,166 LOOK, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO ASKS WHO OR WHERE YOU GO. 857 00:46:42,166 --> 00:46:44,375 IF TWO SINGLE PEOPLE SET A TIME 858 00:46:44,375 --> 00:46:46,375 AND THEY ANXIOUSLY LOOK FORWARD TO IT 859 00:46:46,375 --> 00:46:48,208 AND THAT TIME HAPPENS TO BE AFTER DARK, 860 00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:51,208 TRUST ME, IT'S A DATE. 861 00:46:51,208 --> 00:46:53,709 DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR HAIR. 862 00:46:55,750 --> 00:46:59,750 - "I CARED NOT TO DRIVE A NAIL OR CHOP A STICK OF WOOD NOW 863 00:46:59,750 --> 00:47:02,834 "FOR FEAR THE NOISE I SHOULD MAKE SHOULD BE HEARD. 864 00:47:02,834 --> 00:47:06,041 "MUCH LESS WOULD I FIRE A GUN FOR THE SAME REASON. 865 00:47:06,041 --> 00:47:10,083 "AND ABOVE ALL, I WAS INTOLERABLY UNEASY 866 00:47:10,083 --> 00:47:11,917 "AT MAKING ANY FIRE, 867 00:47:11,917 --> 00:47:14,250 "LEST THE SMOKE, WHICH IS VISIBLE 868 00:47:14,250 --> 00:47:16,709 "AT A GREAT DISTANCE IN THE DAY, 869 00:47:16,709 --> 00:47:18,125 "SHOULD BETRAY ME. 870 00:47:18,125 --> 00:47:20,083 "AND FOR THIS REASON, I HAVE REMOVED 871 00:47:20,083 --> 00:47:23,250 "THAT PART OF MY BUSINESS WHICH REQUIRED FIRE, 872 00:47:23,250 --> 00:47:25,917 "SUCH AS BURNING OF POTS AND PIPES, ET CETERA, 873 00:47:25,917 --> 00:47:28,250 IN A MINUTE APARTMENT IN THE WOODS." 874 00:47:30,750 --> 00:47:34,375 - ATTABOY, LUKE. WAY TO GO. 875 00:47:34,375 --> 00:47:37,375 THAT WAS FANTASTIC. 876 00:47:42,417 --> 00:47:45,917 - YEAH, I MEAN, I KNOW THEY DIDN'T HAVE A FIGHT. 877 00:47:45,917 --> 00:47:48,250 LOOK, I'M GONNA ASK HER ONE MORE TIME, 878 00:47:48,250 --> 00:47:49,959 AND I WILL CALL YOU BACK, OKAY? 879 00:47:49,959 --> 00:47:52,959 OKAY, THANKS. 880 00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:56,625 ELSIE, THAT WAS NATALIE'S MOM. 881 00:47:56,625 --> 00:47:58,834 I KNOW SOMETHING IS BOTHERING YOU, 882 00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:00,959 AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT IT IS. 883 00:48:02,792 --> 00:48:06,125 BUT I WANT TO WARN YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. 884 00:48:06,125 --> 00:48:09,500 NATALIE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND. 885 00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:12,166 AND THIS IS HER SPECIAL DAY. 886 00:48:12,166 --> 00:48:15,500 AND IF YOU MISS IT, I THINK IT WOULD REALLY HURT HER FEELINGS. 887 00:48:18,375 --> 00:48:21,834 - IT'S BECAUSE OF HER BROTHER. 888 00:48:21,834 --> 00:48:23,166 HE HAS A SNAKE. 889 00:48:23,166 --> 00:48:26,542 EVERYONE SAYS IT'S HUGE. 890 00:48:26,542 --> 00:48:29,333 AND I'M AFRAID HE'S GONNA TAKE IT OUT DURING THE PARTY. 891 00:48:29,333 --> 00:48:32,000 - OKAY, SWEETHEART, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO. 892 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,667 ALL RIGHT? 893 00:48:36,917 --> 00:48:39,500 - JEFF, WHAT? - UM... 894 00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:40,834 - IT'S OKAY. 895 00:48:40,834 --> 00:48:44,500 IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, JUST SAY IT. 896 00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:48,041 - WHY DON'T WE TRY THIS? 897 00:48:48,041 --> 00:48:51,000 WHY DO YOU THINK HER BROTHER WOULD DO THAT? 898 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,166 - BECAUSE HE KNOWS WE'LL SCREAM. 899 00:48:53,166 --> 00:48:56,834 - AND WHICH GIRLS IS HE GONNA IGNORE? 900 00:48:56,834 --> 00:48:59,000 - THE ONES WHO AREN'T AFRAID. 901 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,166 - THAT'S RIGHT. 902 00:49:00,166 --> 00:49:01,417 IF HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU'RE SCARED, 903 00:49:01,417 --> 00:49:03,291 HE'S GONNA LEAVE YOU ALONE. 904 00:49:03,291 --> 00:49:05,125 THAT'S THE FIRST PART OF OUR PLAN. 905 00:49:05,125 --> 00:49:09,709 - SO I JUST PRETEND NOT TO BE SCARED? 906 00:49:09,709 --> 00:49:10,792 - MM-HMM. 907 00:49:10,792 --> 00:49:12,667 - WHAT'S THE SECOND PART? 908 00:49:12,667 --> 00:49:14,375 - YOU TEXT YOUR MOM A SECRET CODE. 909 00:49:14,375 --> 00:49:15,875 WE'LL COME TO THE HOUSE. 910 00:49:15,875 --> 00:49:18,000 WE'LL HAVE AN EXCUSE AND BRING YOU HOME, 911 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:22,041 AND NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW YOU WERE SCARED. 912 00:49:22,041 --> 00:49:23,625 - WHAT'S THE SECRET CODE? 913 00:49:23,625 --> 00:49:26,166 - HMM. 914 00:49:35,750 --> 00:49:39,250 2N? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 915 00:49:39,250 --> 00:49:41,625 - 2N. THAT'S FIREFIGHTERS' CODE. 916 00:49:41,625 --> 00:49:43,250 THAT'S HOW WE WORK. 917 00:49:43,250 --> 00:49:47,834 SOMEONE IS ALWAYS LOOKING OUT FOR YOU. 918 00:50:19,583 --> 00:50:21,125 - AM I OVERDRESSED? 919 00:50:21,125 --> 00:50:23,083 - PERFECT. 920 00:50:27,166 --> 00:50:30,417 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GET A BABYSITTER. 921 00:50:30,417 --> 00:50:32,625 - YOU BOTH GOT CELLS? 922 00:50:32,625 --> 00:50:35,709 - THAT DOESN'T WORK. THEY CAN'T BE ALONE. 923 00:50:35,709 --> 00:50:37,959 - JEN, THEY'RE NOT GONNA BE ALONE. 924 00:50:37,959 --> 00:50:39,875 JUST LET IT PLAY OUT FOR A MINUTE. 925 00:50:39,875 --> 00:50:42,709 - YEAH, MOM, JUST LET IT PLAY OUT. 926 00:50:42,709 --> 00:50:45,792 - HEAR THAT? "JEN." 927 00:51:01,041 --> 00:51:03,000 - WHERE ARE WE GOING? 928 00:51:23,166 --> 00:51:24,875 WOW. 929 00:51:28,834 --> 00:51:30,166 OH, MY... 930 00:51:33,208 --> 00:51:36,500 - YOU THINK THEY'RE OKAY IN THERE? 931 00:51:37,834 --> 00:51:41,000 - YES. AS LONG AS THEY STAY OUT OF SIGHT. 932 00:51:46,375 --> 00:51:48,750 THE WORST OF IT WAS... 933 00:51:48,750 --> 00:51:52,083 WATCHING THEM WAIT AND WAIT, 934 00:51:52,083 --> 00:51:55,125 EVERY DAY ASKING, "DID DADDY CALL?" 935 00:51:55,125 --> 00:51:58,125 - HOW LONG? 936 00:51:58,125 --> 00:52:01,375 - 18 MONTHS, 26 DAYS 937 00:52:01,375 --> 00:52:04,375 BEFORE THEY FINALLY STOPPED ASKING. 938 00:52:04,375 --> 00:52:07,291 - I STILL COUNT. - COUNT WHAT? 939 00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:11,417 - HOW MANY DAYS IT'S BEEN SINCE THE FIRE... 940 00:52:11,417 --> 00:52:14,875 MY DAD. - WHAT HAPPENED? 941 00:52:16,458 --> 00:52:19,458 - HOW MANY 911 CALLS HAVE YOU TAKEN? 942 00:52:19,458 --> 00:52:23,458 - UM, I DON'T KNOW. THOUSANDS, I GUESS. 943 00:52:23,458 --> 00:52:24,875 - YOU EVER HAVE A CALL 944 00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:27,375 WHERE ONLY ONE PERSON 945 00:52:27,375 --> 00:52:28,917 SAID HE HEARD CHILDREN INSIDE? 946 00:52:28,917 --> 00:52:31,959 NOT ANYONE ELSE-- JUST ONE-- 947 00:52:31,959 --> 00:52:35,417 LIKE MY DAD'S FIRE? 948 00:52:35,417 --> 00:52:37,250 NO ONE MENTIONED CHILDREN INSIDE, 949 00:52:37,250 --> 00:52:39,250 NOT ON THE RADIO, 950 00:52:39,250 --> 00:52:42,417 NOT BY A WITNESS OR... 951 00:52:42,417 --> 00:52:45,583 ANYONE REPORTING... 952 00:52:45,583 --> 00:52:47,500 JUST THE ROOKIE PARTNER. 953 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,250 - YOU THINK THE ROOKIE... - WAS COVERING A BAD DECISION. 954 00:52:53,250 --> 00:52:56,250 - OH, JEFF. 955 00:52:56,250 --> 00:53:01,458 - YOU KNOW, MY DAD, HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO GO IN. 956 00:53:01,458 --> 00:53:03,917 I DON'T THINK HE SHOULD HAVE GONE IN. 957 00:53:03,917 --> 00:53:06,417 I DON'T THINK HE HEARD ANYONE. 958 00:53:10,333 --> 00:53:13,000 I THINK IT WAS A MISTAKE. 959 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:17,667 - YOU THINK THIS ROOKIE LIED ABOUT THE KIDS 960 00:53:17,667 --> 00:53:20,125 'CAUSE HE WAS COVERING FOR YOUR DAD? 961 00:53:20,125 --> 00:53:21,959 - YEAH. 962 00:53:23,834 --> 00:53:26,875 AS OF A MINUTE AGO... 963 00:53:29,125 --> 00:53:32,667 I THINK YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT ME THAN ANYONE ELSE. 964 00:53:44,750 --> 00:53:47,750 - TOLD YA. 965 00:54:06,667 --> 00:54:08,458 - ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, PAY UP. 966 00:54:08,458 --> 00:54:10,208 A BET IS A BET. 967 00:54:10,208 --> 00:54:12,125 COME ON, GIVE IT UP. 968 00:54:15,542 --> 00:54:17,041 THANK YOU. 969 00:54:17,041 --> 00:54:21,041 I REALLY THANK YOU FOR YOUR MONEY. 970 00:54:33,709 --> 00:54:36,542 - YOU TWO THE BOOKWORMS? 971 00:54:36,542 --> 00:54:39,417 WELL, I'M THE DIRECTOR OF THIS FACILITY, 972 00:54:39,417 --> 00:54:41,583 AND I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU BOTH 973 00:54:41,583 --> 00:54:45,208 IN PRIVATE. 974 00:54:53,875 --> 00:54:56,542 - WE'RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE. 975 00:54:56,542 --> 00:54:59,375 - OUR READING JOBS ARE OVER. - WE GOT CAUGHT. 976 00:54:59,375 --> 00:55:02,041 - WE DON'T HAVE THE PROPER PAPERS, AND WE'RE DODGING TAXES, 977 00:55:02,041 --> 00:55:04,208 AND WE'RE SWINDLING THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF THEIR MONEY. 978 00:55:04,208 --> 00:55:07,834 - WE WERE STEALING MONEY FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE INCOMPATIBLE. 979 00:55:07,834 --> 00:55:09,375 - YOU MEAN INCOMPETENT? 980 00:55:09,375 --> 00:55:11,875 - THAT TOO. - IS THAT MY BOOT? 981 00:55:11,875 --> 00:55:14,375 - IT'S OUR TIP JAR. 982 00:55:14,375 --> 00:55:16,208 WE BORROWED IT. - WE NEED YOU TO CALL 983 00:55:16,208 --> 00:55:17,750 THAT ADMINISTRATOR LADY. 984 00:55:17,750 --> 00:55:19,959 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HOLD ON. TIME-OUT. 985 00:55:19,959 --> 00:55:21,250 - SHE SAID OUR PARENTS HAVE TO CALL. 986 00:55:21,250 --> 00:55:23,250 - BUT SHE DIDN'T KNOW WE ONLY HAVE ONE. 987 00:55:23,250 --> 00:55:26,041 - AND SHE'S THE ONE WHO HAS TO MAKE THAT CALL. 988 00:55:26,041 --> 00:55:28,458 LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL YOUR MOM ABOUT YOUR JOBS? 989 00:55:28,458 --> 00:55:30,542 - SHE'D MAKE US RETURN THE MONEY. 990 00:55:30,542 --> 00:55:31,959 - AND WOULDN'T LET US GO BACK. 991 00:55:31,959 --> 00:55:33,583 - WELL, THAT'S HER DECISION TO MAKE. 992 00:55:33,583 --> 00:55:35,959 - WELL, YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WHO'S READING TO AN OLD BLIND LADY 993 00:55:35,959 --> 00:55:38,125 WHO'S WAITING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. 994 00:55:38,125 --> 00:55:41,291 - AND BUDDY REALLY WANTS TO HEAR THE END OF MOBY DICK. 995 00:55:41,291 --> 00:55:43,959 HE'S NEVER READ IT. - BUDDY? 996 00:55:43,959 --> 00:55:46,375 YOU READ TO A MAN NAMED BUDDY? 997 00:55:46,375 --> 00:55:49,417 IS THAT THE SUNBRIAR RETIREMENT HOME? 998 00:55:53,291 --> 00:55:56,500 SHH. 999 00:55:56,500 --> 00:55:58,125 YES. 1000 00:55:58,125 --> 00:56:00,166 YES, IS SHE THE ONE IN CHARGE? 1001 00:56:03,250 --> 00:56:05,083 THEN YOU CAN PUT ME ON HOLD. THANK YOU. 1002 00:56:05,083 --> 00:56:06,625 THEY'RE GONNA GO GET HER RIGHT NOW. 1003 00:56:06,625 --> 00:56:09,917 WOULD YOU PUT THAT IN MY ROOM, PLEASE? 1004 00:56:09,917 --> 00:56:11,625 YES, MA'AM. 1005 00:56:11,625 --> 00:56:14,333 YEAH, I'M CALLING IN REGARDS TO LUKE AND ELSIE. 1006 00:56:38,458 --> 00:56:40,709 I KNOW. 1007 00:56:40,709 --> 00:56:42,542 BUT SHOULDN'T THEY AT LEAST GET TO FINISH 1008 00:56:42,542 --> 00:56:46,250 THE STORIES THAT THEY STARTED? 1009 00:56:46,250 --> 00:56:49,667 THEY'VE MADE COMMITMENTS. 1010 00:56:49,667 --> 00:56:52,000 WELL, THEY'VE BEEN TAUGHT 1011 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:56,166 THAT THEY SHOULDN'T MAKE COMMITMENTS THAT CAN'T BE KEPT. 1012 00:56:56,166 --> 00:56:58,709 LOOK, WHY DON'T I JUST COME DOWN IN PERSON 1013 00:56:58,709 --> 00:57:01,083 AND WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS? 1014 00:57:01,083 --> 00:57:03,208 PERFECT. 1015 00:57:03,208 --> 00:57:05,125 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1016 00:57:05,125 --> 00:57:06,959 OKAY. BYE-BYE. 1017 00:57:06,959 --> 00:57:08,458 - THANKS, JEFF. 1018 00:57:08,458 --> 00:57:09,792 - DON'T THANK ME YET. 1019 00:57:09,792 --> 00:57:11,792 - WELL, AT LEAST THANKS FOR TRYING. 1020 00:57:11,792 --> 00:57:15,875 - WELL, IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 1021 00:57:18,875 --> 00:57:21,417 - I DON'T KNOW HOW HE FIGURED OUT THE SNAKE THING. 1022 00:57:21,417 --> 00:57:23,375 IT'S NOT WHAT I WOULD HAVE TOLD HER TO DO. 1023 00:57:23,375 --> 00:57:26,375 I GUESS IT'S JUST SOMETHING A GUY WOULD THINK OF. 1024 00:57:26,375 --> 00:57:28,875 - NO, HONEY, NOT ALL GUYS-- 1025 00:57:28,875 --> 00:57:30,500 JUST KEEPERS. 1026 00:57:30,500 --> 00:57:32,375 AND I KNOW A LOT ABOUT BOYS AND REPTILES. 1027 00:57:32,375 --> 00:57:33,875 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T CALL ME. 1028 00:57:33,875 --> 00:57:35,417 - WELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T HAVE TO. 1029 00:57:41,417 --> 00:57:43,041 YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS. 1030 00:57:43,041 --> 00:57:47,583 - OH, MY GOSH, THAT IS SO CUTE. 1031 00:57:47,583 --> 00:57:49,041 WHERE ARE THEY? 1032 00:57:49,041 --> 00:57:51,709 - ELSIE'S AT A PLAYDATE, AND JEFF TOOK LUKE 1033 00:57:51,709 --> 00:57:54,208 TO A FIREFIGHTERS' COMPETITION-- 1034 00:57:54,208 --> 00:57:55,917 A BOYS' THING. 1035 00:58:01,542 --> 00:58:04,291 - GO, GO, GO, GO. 1036 00:58:05,458 --> 00:58:07,291 - COME ON, LUKE. 1037 00:58:12,250 --> 00:58:13,709 - YEAH. - COME ON, KYLE. 1038 00:58:23,125 --> 00:58:24,875 - ONE, TWO, THREE... 1039 00:58:31,125 --> 00:58:33,083 - 911. WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY? 1040 00:58:33,083 --> 00:58:35,166 - THIS IS 1-TOM-LINCOLN-9. 1041 00:58:35,166 --> 00:58:36,959 RELAY IS DOWN ON POLICE DISPATCH CHANNEL, 1042 00:58:36,959 --> 00:58:38,000 SO I'M ROUTING THROUGH YOU. 1043 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,709 I AM IN PURSUIT OF A WHITE CADILLAC SUV 1044 00:58:40,709 --> 00:58:45,083 LICENSE 2-BRAVO-ROMEO-INDIA-5-6-4, 1045 00:58:45,083 --> 00:58:46,583 SOUTHBOUND ON MAIN, APPROACHING THIRD. 1046 00:58:46,583 --> 00:58:48,709 - ALL UNITS, ALL FREQUENCIES, STAND BY. 1047 00:58:48,709 --> 00:58:51,291 1-TOM-LINCOLN-9 IS IN PURSUIT, 1048 00:58:51,291 --> 00:58:53,458 SOUTHBOUND MAIN AT THIRD. 1049 00:58:53,458 --> 00:58:55,083 1-TOM-LINCOLN-9 IS IN PURSUIT 1050 00:58:55,083 --> 00:58:56,500 OF A WHITE CADILLAC ESCALADE, 1051 00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:59,834 LICENSE 2-BRAVO-ROMEO-INDIA-5-6-4. 1052 00:58:59,834 --> 00:59:01,750 IT HAS BEEN REPORTED AS STOLEN. 1053 00:59:01,750 --> 00:59:03,959 - THIS IS 1-TOM-LINCOLN-9ER. HIGHWAY TO SPEED. 1054 00:59:03,959 --> 00:59:06,208 I AM STILL HEADED SOUTHBOUND ON MAIN 1055 00:59:06,208 --> 00:59:07,875 APPROACHING SIXTH. 1056 00:59:07,875 --> 00:59:10,834 - THIS IS 1-ADAM-10, SECONDARY UNIT FOR 1-TOM-LINCOLN-9. 1057 00:59:10,834 --> 00:59:12,792 - ROGER, 1-ADAM-10. 1058 00:59:12,792 --> 00:59:15,792 1-TOM-LINCOLN-9, WHAT IS YOUR LOCATION? 1059 00:59:17,792 --> 00:59:20,250 1-TOM-LINCOLN-9, WHAT'S YOUR 20? 1060 00:59:24,792 --> 00:59:27,500 1-TOM-LINCOLN-9, HOW DO YOU READ DISPATCH? 1061 00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:29,291 CODE 3. 1062 00:59:29,291 --> 00:59:30,875 - THIS IS 1-ADAM-10. 1063 00:59:30,875 --> 00:59:33,542 1-TOM-LINCOLN-9 IS T.C.'D AT EIGHTH AND MAIN 1064 00:59:33,542 --> 00:59:34,709 WITH BRIDGE ABUTMENT. 1065 00:59:34,709 --> 00:59:36,000 OFFICER NEEDS ASSISTANCE. 1066 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,834 REQUESTING FIRE AND AMBULANCE, CODE 3. 1067 00:59:37,834 --> 00:59:41,125 - OFFICER NEEDS ASSISTANCE AT MAIN AND EIGHTH. 1068 00:59:41,125 --> 00:59:44,709 1-TOM-LINCOLN-9 IS T.C.'D AT THE BRIDGE PYLON. 1069 00:59:44,709 --> 00:59:46,667 - FIRE DEPARTMENT EN ROUTE. 1070 00:59:46,667 --> 00:59:49,000 PARAMEDICS RESPONDING. 1071 01:00:01,625 --> 01:00:04,875 - SUPERVISOR 3. 1072 01:00:04,875 --> 01:00:07,500 THANK YOU. 1073 01:00:21,542 --> 01:00:24,542 - HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE INVOLVED? 1074 01:00:24,542 --> 01:00:28,041 - 911. WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY? 1075 01:00:28,041 --> 01:00:30,333 - CAN YOU GIVE ME THE CROSS STREET? 1076 01:00:32,959 --> 01:00:35,750 - SIR, WE'RE SENDING SOMEONE RIGHT AWAY. 1077 01:00:35,750 --> 01:00:37,709 LET ME VERIFY YOUR LOCATION, PLEASE. 1078 01:00:40,625 --> 01:00:43,208 - 911. WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY? 1079 01:00:56,250 --> 01:00:59,583 - THESE ARE ALL THE FIREFIGHTERS WHO DIED IN THE LINE OF DUTY. 1080 01:01:02,250 --> 01:01:04,917 AND THIS IS MY DAD. 1081 01:01:08,083 --> 01:01:09,959 - YOUR DAD DIED? 1082 01:01:09,959 --> 01:01:12,250 - YEAH... 1083 01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:15,417 IN A FIRE WHEN I WAS TEN. 1084 01:01:19,041 --> 01:01:20,250 - I ALWAYS WONDERED 1085 01:01:20,250 --> 01:01:23,417 WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE TO HAVE A DAD... 1086 01:01:23,417 --> 01:01:26,208 YOU KNOW, TO STRIKE OUT IN A BALL GAME 1087 01:01:26,208 --> 01:01:28,917 AND HAVE A DAD THERE. 1088 01:01:28,917 --> 01:01:32,125 BUT THEN ON THE WAY HOME, 1089 01:01:32,125 --> 01:01:34,709 HE'D POINT OUT SOMETHING I DID GOOD... 1090 01:01:34,709 --> 01:01:36,792 MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. 1091 01:01:38,125 --> 01:01:42,750 THAT'S WHAT OTHER KIDS' DADS DO. 1092 01:01:42,750 --> 01:01:45,458 - YEAH. 1093 01:01:45,458 --> 01:01:49,000 I ALWAYS IMAGINED IT LIKE THIS. 1094 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,792 WE BOTH KNOW YOU DIDN'T PLAY WELL, 1095 01:01:51,792 --> 01:01:54,959 BUT WHEN YOU AND YOUR DAD DRIVE HOME, 1096 01:01:54,959 --> 01:01:57,959 HE'D TELL YOU IT WAS A BAD CALL BY THE UMP, 1097 01:01:57,959 --> 01:02:02,083 THEN DO SOMETHING NICE... 1098 01:02:02,083 --> 01:02:04,041 STOP FOR A MILKSHAKE. 1099 01:02:04,041 --> 01:02:07,041 YOU KNOW WHAT I FOUND OUT? 1100 01:02:08,542 --> 01:02:10,375 THAT THERE WERE OTHER GUYS WHO WOULD TAKE ME 1101 01:02:10,375 --> 01:02:13,542 FOR THAT MILKSHAKE. 1102 01:03:53,166 --> 01:03:55,917 - HEY. 1103 01:03:59,542 --> 01:04:01,375 BAD CALL AT WORK? 1104 01:04:03,583 --> 01:04:05,458 I'M SORRY. 1105 01:04:05,458 --> 01:04:08,875 - I SHOULDN'T HAVE ASKED YOU TO TALK TO LUKE ABOUT YOUR DAD. 1106 01:04:08,875 --> 01:04:12,041 HE'S NEVER REALLY HAD SOMEONE LIKE YOU 1107 01:04:12,041 --> 01:04:13,750 TO LOOK UP TO... 1108 01:04:13,750 --> 01:04:15,208 EVER. 1109 01:04:15,208 --> 01:04:18,000 AND--AND ELSIE... 1110 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,125 SHE WORSHIPS YOU, AND I-- 1111 01:04:22,125 --> 01:04:25,375 AND HERE'S THE DEAL, OKAY? 1112 01:04:25,375 --> 01:04:28,458 THIS ISN'T THE WHAT-IF BUS ANYMORE. 1113 01:04:28,458 --> 01:04:29,917 THIS IS WHAT IS. 1114 01:04:29,917 --> 01:04:32,000 - OKAY. 1115 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,375 - THE BAD CALL I HAD AT WORK 1116 01:04:36,375 --> 01:04:39,792 WAS AN OFFICER... 1117 01:04:39,792 --> 01:04:42,083 IN A FELONY HIGH-SPEED PURSUIT. 1118 01:04:42,083 --> 01:04:44,792 AND NOW SOMEONE IS KNOCKING ON HIS DOOR 1119 01:04:44,792 --> 01:04:48,792 TO LET HIS WIFE AND KIDS KNOW THAT HE IS NEVER COMING BACK. 1120 01:04:58,625 --> 01:05:01,000 - I WAS THAT KID ONCE. 1121 01:05:03,417 --> 01:05:05,166 - SO YOU UNDERSTAND. 1122 01:05:08,500 --> 01:05:13,500 YOU UNDERSTAND THE DANGER OF A KID HAVING A FATHER 1123 01:05:13,500 --> 01:05:16,166 OR A FATHER FIGURE WHOSE LIFE IS ALWAYS ON THE LINE. 1124 01:05:16,166 --> 01:05:20,875 - I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DON'T WANT TO PUT YOUR KIDS 1125 01:05:20,875 --> 01:05:24,709 OR YOURSELF THROUGH THAT. 1126 01:05:24,709 --> 01:05:27,041 WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS... 1127 01:05:27,041 --> 01:05:30,125 WHY YOU'RE LETTING THE WHAT-IF GET IN THE WAY OF THE WHAT-IS. 1128 01:05:30,125 --> 01:05:33,500 - JEFF, COME ON. 1129 01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:36,834 THEY ALREADY LOST A FATHER ONCE. 1130 01:05:40,500 --> 01:05:44,166 AND I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW THEY-- 1131 01:05:44,166 --> 01:05:47,417 HOW WE COULD GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN. 1132 01:05:49,583 --> 01:05:53,083 - I LOVE YOU. 1133 01:05:53,083 --> 01:05:56,542 I LOVE YOUR KIDS. 1134 01:06:07,041 --> 01:06:08,625 - I'M SORRY. 1135 01:06:13,750 --> 01:06:16,208 I'M SO SORRY. 1136 01:06:35,417 --> 01:06:38,417 - COME ON, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE. 1137 01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:45,166 MOM... 1138 01:06:45,166 --> 01:06:46,375 WHAT'S WRONG? 1139 01:06:46,375 --> 01:06:48,083 - WHY WOULD YOU THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG? 1140 01:06:48,083 --> 01:06:50,542 - YOU'RE JUST STANDING THERE ALL STILL. 1141 01:06:50,542 --> 01:06:52,333 - I THINK WE SHOULD TALK. 1142 01:06:58,583 --> 01:06:59,792 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1143 01:06:59,792 --> 01:07:01,000 - TO THE DOCTOR. 1144 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:02,291 KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED. 1145 01:07:02,291 --> 01:07:04,417 HE MAY RELEASE ME TO GO BACK TO WORK. 1146 01:07:04,417 --> 01:07:08,125 - BUT THAT MEANS YOU COULD GO HOME. 1147 01:07:08,125 --> 01:07:09,792 - WELL, YEAH. THAT'S WHERE HE LIVES-- 1148 01:07:09,792 --> 01:07:12,458 AT HIS HOME. - WOULD YOU STILL COME EAT HERE? 1149 01:07:14,291 --> 01:07:17,959 - IF HE CAN GO TO WORK, HE'LL EAT AT THE STATION. 1150 01:07:19,500 --> 01:07:22,458 - ARE YOU GUYS GONNA STAY FRIENDS? 1151 01:07:24,625 --> 01:07:26,333 BUT YOU GUYS WHISPERED. 1152 01:07:26,333 --> 01:07:27,667 - WHISPERED? 1153 01:07:27,667 --> 01:07:30,542 - YOU DON'T WHISPER TO SOMEONE YOU DON'T LIKE. 1154 01:07:30,542 --> 01:07:32,542 - IT MEANS NOTHING. 1155 01:07:32,542 --> 01:07:35,000 IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY! 1156 01:07:39,458 --> 01:07:40,875 - LUKE, COME ON-- 1157 01:07:47,333 --> 01:07:49,834 - CAN I STILL USE OUR SECRET CODE-- 1158 01:07:49,834 --> 01:07:51,417 2N? 1159 01:07:54,917 --> 01:07:57,542 - THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. 1160 01:08:58,375 --> 01:09:01,375 - 911 EMERGENCY. 1161 01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:31,625 - I HAVE AN IDEA. 1162 01:09:31,625 --> 01:09:33,792 DO YOU GUYS WANT TO GO TO THE MOVIES 1163 01:09:33,792 --> 01:09:35,959 TONIGHT INSTEAD OF THURSDAY? 1164 01:09:35,959 --> 01:09:39,582 NOT REALLY. 1165 01:09:39,582 --> 01:09:42,250 - YEAH. NOT REALLY. 1166 01:09:48,082 --> 01:09:49,750 - I MISS HIM TOO. 1167 01:09:55,750 --> 01:09:57,458 - HOW MUCH PAIN MEDICINE? 1168 01:09:57,458 --> 01:10:00,041 - NONE. 1169 01:10:00,041 --> 01:10:01,875 - OKAY, LET'S DO A FINAL CHECK, 1170 01:10:01,875 --> 01:10:03,458 SEE IF YOU'RE GETTING YOUR HEARING BACK. 1171 01:10:03,458 --> 01:10:04,959 - MY HEARING? 1172 01:10:04,959 --> 01:10:06,667 - I FIND MOST FIREMEN WHO WERE INJURED 1173 01:10:06,667 --> 01:10:07,667 END UP WITH HEARING LOSS. 1174 01:10:07,667 --> 01:10:09,333 - REALLY? 1175 01:10:09,333 --> 01:10:11,625 - LET'S CHECK THOSE EARS. 1176 01:10:11,625 --> 01:10:14,458 WHEN I SAY "LIGHT DUTY," 1177 01:10:14,458 --> 01:10:15,750 WHAT DO YOU HEAR? 1178 01:10:15,750 --> 01:10:17,500 - LIGHT DUTY. 1179 01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:19,125 - OH. GOOD. 1180 01:10:19,125 --> 01:10:20,542 SO YOU DON'T HEAR ANYTHING 1181 01:10:20,542 --> 01:10:24,458 THAT SOUNDS LIKE, "OKAY TO CLIMB A LADDER"? 1182 01:10:24,458 --> 01:10:25,750 I'M SERIOUS. 1183 01:10:25,750 --> 01:10:27,750 SOME OF MY FIREMEN PATIENTS THINK THOSE TWO THINGS 1184 01:10:27,750 --> 01:10:29,542 SOUND THE SAME. 1185 01:10:29,542 --> 01:10:31,250 - UNDERSTOOD. 1186 01:10:39,834 --> 01:10:42,250 - YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 1187 01:12:28,709 --> 01:12:30,542 - GUYS? 1188 01:12:30,542 --> 01:12:34,583 - YO, YO. WELCOME BACK, GIMPY. 1189 01:12:34,583 --> 01:12:36,750 GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, BROTHER. - THERE HE IS. 1190 01:12:36,750 --> 01:12:38,250 - HEY. 1191 01:12:38,250 --> 01:12:41,417 WHAT'S UP, BRO? 1192 01:12:43,667 --> 01:12:47,458 - WELCOME BACK. 1193 01:12:47,458 --> 01:12:49,625 - NICE, HUH? 1194 01:12:57,959 --> 01:13:00,333 - I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DIDN'T CALL ME. 1195 01:13:00,333 --> 01:13:02,458 - WELL, I SPOKE TO THEIR FATHER. 1196 01:13:02,458 --> 01:13:04,792 - THEIR FATHER? 1197 01:13:04,792 --> 01:13:07,625 DID HE ACTUALLY SAY THAT HE WAS THEIR FATHER? 1198 01:13:07,625 --> 01:13:10,625 - UH, NO... 1199 01:13:10,625 --> 01:13:12,500 NOT SPECIFICALLY. 1200 01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:14,166 BUT HE WAS A MAN, 1201 01:13:14,166 --> 01:13:16,625 AND HE CAME HERE TO TALK TO ME ABOUT, 1202 01:13:16,625 --> 01:13:18,959 AS HE SAID, THE PICKLE THAT THE MCCLAIN KIDS WERE IN, 1203 01:13:18,959 --> 01:13:21,417 SO I JUST ASSUMED THAT-- - HE ACTUALLY CAME HERE? 1204 01:13:21,417 --> 01:13:24,000 - YES. 1205 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:27,709 - PICKLE. 1206 01:13:27,709 --> 01:13:30,333 I GUESS MY KIDS DIDN'T WANT ME TO KNOW, 1207 01:13:30,333 --> 01:13:33,333 SO THEY CONNED MY FRIEND 1208 01:13:33,333 --> 01:13:36,834 INTO, UH, COMING. 1209 01:13:36,834 --> 01:13:38,083 WHAT DID HE SAY? 1210 01:13:38,083 --> 01:13:41,333 - WELL, HE SAID THAT THEY HAD FIGURED OUT A WAY 1211 01:13:41,333 --> 01:13:42,709 TO MAKE MONEY, 1212 01:13:42,709 --> 01:13:47,083 AND IT WAS FOR YOU, BECAUSE YOUR HOURS WERE CUT. 1213 01:13:47,083 --> 01:13:49,667 THE MAN, UM, SAID THAT THEY HAD BEEN RAISED 1214 01:13:49,667 --> 01:13:51,500 TO SHOW UP FOR THEIR COMMITMENTS, 1215 01:13:51,500 --> 01:13:54,417 AND THEY STILL HAD OBLIGATIONS TO TWO OF OUR RESIDENTS. 1216 01:13:54,417 --> 01:13:58,375 HE ASKED THAT THEY BE ABLE TO FINISH OUT THEIR STORIES 1217 01:13:58,375 --> 01:14:01,834 UNDER THE CONDITION THAT THE READINGS WOULD BE FREE. 1218 01:14:04,208 --> 01:14:08,125 YOU KNOW, OUR RESIDENTS JUST ABOUT STARTED A MUTINY 1219 01:14:08,125 --> 01:14:10,041 WHEN I SAID THE KIDS COULDN'T COME ANYMORE. 1220 01:14:14,041 --> 01:14:17,583 OKAY, SO HERE ARE THEIR LAST TWO CLIENTS 1221 01:14:17,583 --> 01:14:21,208 AND WHERE TO FIND THEM. 1222 01:14:26,208 --> 01:14:28,709 - THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 1223 01:14:36,083 --> 01:14:39,208 - "THE LAST RAYS OF THE SUN DISAPPEARED MUCH TOO QUICKLY. 1224 01:14:39,208 --> 01:14:42,709 "I COULD BARELY MAKE MY HAND OUT IN FRONT OF MY FACE. 1225 01:14:42,709 --> 01:14:46,166 "AND WHEN I DID, IT SEEMED LIKE SOMEONE ELSE'S HAND 1226 01:14:46,166 --> 01:14:48,750 "WITH A SINISTER LIFE FORCE OF ITS OWN. 1227 01:14:48,750 --> 01:14:51,333 "FOR WHAT SEEMED LIKE AN ETERNITY, 1228 01:14:51,333 --> 01:14:53,959 "MY ROCKY PRISON WAS DARK AS BLACKEST NIGHT, 1229 01:14:53,959 --> 01:14:57,500 AND MY THOUGHTS WERE FILLED WITH TERROR." 1230 01:14:57,500 --> 01:15:00,083 - I'VE BEEN LIKE THAT... 1231 01:15:00,083 --> 01:15:02,417 LONELY AND SCARED. 1232 01:15:02,417 --> 01:15:04,083 - ME TOO. 1233 01:15:08,750 --> 01:15:12,333 - WHEN WERE YOU LONELY AND SCARED, KID? 1234 01:15:15,083 --> 01:15:18,333 - WHEN MY DAD LEFT, I GUESS... 1235 01:15:18,333 --> 01:15:20,208 AND NOW TOO. 1236 01:15:20,208 --> 01:15:23,625 I'M LONELY FOR SURE, SAD. 1237 01:15:25,625 --> 01:15:27,291 - WHY'S THAT-- 1238 01:15:27,291 --> 01:15:29,625 'CAUSE THEY TOLD YOU YOU COULDN'T READ TO US ANYMORE? 1239 01:15:29,625 --> 01:15:32,875 - YEAH. 1240 01:15:32,875 --> 01:15:36,500 BUT ALSO 'CAUSE OF JEFF. 1241 01:15:36,500 --> 01:15:37,834 HE WAS OUR RENTER. 1242 01:15:37,834 --> 01:15:40,166 WE THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA BE MY MOM'S BOYFRIEND. 1243 01:15:40,166 --> 01:15:42,959 BUT IT DIDN'T TURN OUT LIKE WE FIGURED. 1244 01:15:42,959 --> 01:15:45,792 - WHY NOT? 1245 01:15:45,792 --> 01:15:47,583 - HE SAID HE HEALED. 1246 01:15:47,583 --> 01:15:51,375 HE WAS READY TO GO BACK TO HIS OWN PLACE. 1247 01:15:51,375 --> 01:15:53,291 BUT I THINK SHE MADE HIM LEAVE. 1248 01:15:53,291 --> 01:15:56,208 - WHY WOULD SHE DO A THING LIKE THAT? 1249 01:15:58,208 --> 01:16:01,667 - I THINK SHE WAS SCARED. 1250 01:16:01,667 --> 01:16:02,875 I MISS JEFF. 1251 01:16:02,875 --> 01:16:05,291 HE WAS LIKE... 1252 01:16:05,291 --> 01:16:08,500 LIKE MY DAD SHOULD HAVE BEEN. 1253 01:16:21,625 --> 01:16:25,375 - AFTER YOUR DAD DIED, 1254 01:16:25,375 --> 01:16:30,000 PEOPLE TRIED TO CONSOLE YOU. 1255 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:33,166 THEY'D COME UP AND SAY... 1256 01:16:33,166 --> 01:16:36,000 HOW TRAGIC IT WAS... 1257 01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:38,667 HE DIED BEFORE HIS TIME. 1258 01:16:38,667 --> 01:16:41,542 YOU REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU? 1259 01:16:41,542 --> 01:16:43,291 - YEAH. 1260 01:16:43,291 --> 01:16:45,333 THAT THEY WERE ALL WRONG. 1261 01:16:45,333 --> 01:16:46,834 - EXACTLY. 1262 01:16:46,834 --> 01:16:50,125 THEY WERE THE ONES THAT WERE CONFUSED. 1263 01:16:50,125 --> 01:16:54,208 HOW COULD THEY KNOW IT WAS BEFORE HIS TIME, HUH? 1264 01:16:54,208 --> 01:16:55,709 HOW COULD YOU KNOW THAT? 1265 01:16:58,875 --> 01:17:01,834 MAYBE, UH, EVERYONE HAS... 1266 01:17:01,834 --> 01:17:03,417 THEIR TIME. 1267 01:17:03,417 --> 01:17:06,125 AND HOWEVER LONG YOU LIVE, 1268 01:17:06,125 --> 01:17:10,917 MAYBE THAT'S THEIR TIME. 1269 01:17:10,917 --> 01:17:13,291 YOUR DAD'S TIME WAS-- 1270 01:17:13,291 --> 01:17:17,500 - 38 YEARS AND 7 MONTHS. 1271 01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:19,208 YOU KNOW, THAT'S ALL FINE, BUDDY. 1272 01:17:19,208 --> 01:17:21,375 I MEAN... 1273 01:17:21,375 --> 01:17:23,291 I DON'T KNOW-- I GET IT. 1274 01:17:23,291 --> 01:17:25,875 BUT HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HELP ME NOW? 1275 01:17:25,875 --> 01:17:28,417 - YOU'RE NOT A KID ANYMORE, JEFF. 1276 01:17:28,417 --> 01:17:30,208 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR TIME IS. 1277 01:17:30,208 --> 01:17:32,709 YOU'RE NOT GONNA KNOW. 1278 01:17:36,750 --> 01:17:39,583 I KNEW YOUR DAD BETTER THAN ANYBODY. 1279 01:17:39,583 --> 01:17:42,333 AND THIS I KNOW FOR THE TRUTH. 1280 01:17:42,333 --> 01:17:44,750 SEE THAT CHAIR? 1281 01:17:44,750 --> 01:17:48,083 IF HE WAS SITTING RIGHT THERE, RIGHT NOW, 1282 01:17:48,083 --> 01:17:52,667 AND YOU'D ASK HIM, "DAD, DO I TURN MY BACK 1283 01:17:52,667 --> 01:17:56,000 ON LOVE BECAUSE I'M AFRAID?"... 1284 01:17:58,083 --> 01:18:00,208 EVEN THOUGH HE WAS TORN AWAY FROM YOU, 1285 01:18:00,208 --> 01:18:05,250 YOUR DAD WOULD SAY, "SON, DON'T RUN." 1286 01:18:05,250 --> 01:18:07,667 HE WOULD NEVER WANT HIS DEATH, 1287 01:18:07,667 --> 01:18:09,959 NO MATTER HOW TERRIBLE, 1288 01:18:09,959 --> 01:18:12,917 TO STOP YOU FROM LIVING. 1289 01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:26,291 - "OF COURSE THE LITTLE GIRL WAS SAD, 1290 01:18:26,291 --> 01:18:27,625 "FOR HERSELF 1291 01:18:27,625 --> 01:18:30,000 "AND FOR HER BROTHER. 1292 01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:33,125 "THEY'D WORKED VERY HARD TO KEEP THE FIREMAN WITH THEM 1293 01:18:33,125 --> 01:18:34,709 "SO THEY COULD HAVE A FAMILY AGAIN. 1294 01:18:34,709 --> 01:18:38,208 "BUT SHE FELT THE SADDEST OF ALL FOR HER MOM, 1295 01:18:38,208 --> 01:18:41,083 "WHO HAD FINALLY FOUND HAPPINESS 1296 01:18:41,083 --> 01:18:44,333 "AND THEN SUDDENLY THROWN IT AWAY. 1297 01:18:44,333 --> 01:18:47,000 "WOULD SHE EVER BE HAPPY AGAIN? 1298 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:49,750 "THE GIRL HOPED SO. 1299 01:18:49,750 --> 01:18:53,709 HER MOM DESERVED IT." 1300 01:18:53,709 --> 01:18:57,375 - OH, DEAR. 1301 01:19:00,458 --> 01:19:02,500 - EVEN IF THEY WON'T LET US WORK HERE, 1302 01:19:02,500 --> 01:19:04,542 CAN I STILL COME VISIT YOU? 1303 01:19:04,542 --> 01:19:08,208 - OF COURSE, SWEETHEART. 1304 01:19:08,208 --> 01:19:11,083 OF COURSE. 1305 01:19:15,959 --> 01:19:17,166 - THAT'S TRUE. 1306 01:19:17,166 --> 01:19:21,417 IT'S VERY WELL DONE. 1307 01:19:21,417 --> 01:19:23,041 NICE PEOPLE. 1308 01:19:23,041 --> 01:19:25,875 - YOU BOTH BROKE SO MANY RULES. 1309 01:19:25,875 --> 01:19:29,500 YOU LIED. YOU VIOLATED, LIKE, A DOZEN LAWS. 1310 01:19:29,500 --> 01:19:33,792 YOU TOOK MONEY FROM OLD PEOPLE. 1311 01:19:39,125 --> 01:19:41,375 I AM SO... 1312 01:19:43,375 --> 01:19:46,417 SO PROUD OF BOTH OF YOU. 1313 01:20:34,625 --> 01:20:36,583 - HOW'S THE LEG? 1314 01:20:36,583 --> 01:20:37,917 - ALMOST THERE. 1315 01:20:37,917 --> 01:20:39,250 - BACK TO FULL DUTY? 1316 01:20:39,250 --> 01:20:40,750 - CLOSE. 1317 01:20:47,750 --> 01:20:50,250 - GO AHEAD. 1318 01:20:50,250 --> 01:20:53,375 ASK ME. 1319 01:20:53,375 --> 01:20:55,792 - YOU KNOW WHO I AM? 1320 01:20:55,792 --> 01:20:59,417 - WELL, YOU'VE BEEN COMING HERE FOR OVER A YEAR. 1321 01:20:59,417 --> 01:21:02,166 YOU'RE THE SPITTING IMAGE OF YOUR DAD... 1322 01:21:02,166 --> 01:21:03,959 THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM. 1323 01:21:06,792 --> 01:21:09,208 - WHAT HAPPENED? 1324 01:21:12,709 --> 01:21:15,792 - I FROZE. 1325 01:21:17,959 --> 01:21:20,625 - THAT'S WHAT THE AFTER-ACTION REPORT SAYS. 1326 01:21:23,542 --> 01:21:25,792 WHAT REALLY HAPPENED? 1327 01:21:25,792 --> 01:21:27,625 - I FROZE. 1328 01:21:27,625 --> 01:21:32,375 - NO. NO, YOU DIDN'T. 1329 01:21:32,375 --> 01:21:35,625 YOU READ THE SIGNS, RIGHT? 1330 01:21:35,625 --> 01:21:38,375 THE THICK, DARK SMOKE, 1331 01:21:38,375 --> 01:21:40,542 HIGH HEAT, 1332 01:21:40,542 --> 01:21:44,417 ANGEL FINGERS, FREE BURN. 1333 01:21:44,417 --> 01:21:47,667 IF YOU HAD GONE IN, YOU WOULD HAVE BURNED TOO. 1334 01:21:47,667 --> 01:21:49,875 - WE HEARD KIDS... 1335 01:21:49,875 --> 01:21:51,291 THE SCREAMING. 1336 01:21:51,291 --> 01:21:53,041 HE WENT IN, BUT I DIDN'T. 1337 01:21:53,041 --> 01:21:54,750 - NO, THERE WERE NO KIDS. 1338 01:21:54,750 --> 01:21:57,333 MY DAD MADE A MISTAKE, AND YOU COVERED FOR HIM. 1339 01:21:57,333 --> 01:21:58,500 - WE HEARD KIDS. 1340 01:21:58,500 --> 01:21:59,542 - HE MADE A MISTAKE. 1341 01:21:59,542 --> 01:22:02,000 - LISTEN TO ME, JEFF. 1342 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,667 I MADE THE MISTAKE. 1343 01:22:03,667 --> 01:22:07,667 - A FLASHOVER IS MORE THAN 1,000 DEGREES... 1344 01:22:07,667 --> 01:22:08,834 1,000. 1345 01:22:08,834 --> 01:22:12,000 WE BOTH KNOW YOU GOT TWO SECONDS TO GET OUT. 1346 01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:15,000 - BUT IN THOSE TWO SECONDS, I MAY HAVE SAVED YOUR DAD. 1347 01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:16,375 - ABOUT ZERO CHANCE. 1348 01:22:16,375 --> 01:22:19,166 - BUT IT WASN'T ZERO. 1349 01:22:19,166 --> 01:22:21,375 - BUT AT LEAST ONE OF YOU LIVED. 1350 01:22:24,041 --> 01:22:25,583 - SURVIVED. 1351 01:22:33,583 --> 01:22:36,792 ONE OF US SURVIVED... 1352 01:22:36,792 --> 01:22:38,583 BUT NEVER LIVED. 1353 01:22:48,333 --> 01:22:51,750 I LEFT MY PARTNER TO FIGHT ALONE. 1354 01:22:54,542 --> 01:22:57,458 HE DIED INSIDE. 1355 01:23:02,083 --> 01:23:03,583 I DIED OUTSIDE. 1356 01:23:09,417 --> 01:23:11,583 - THANK YOU. 1357 01:23:14,625 --> 01:23:16,083 - FOR WHAT? 1358 01:23:17,583 --> 01:23:20,166 - FOR LETTING ME BLAME YOU INSTEAD OF MY DAD. 1359 01:23:48,792 --> 01:23:51,458 - COME ON, GUYS, IT'S STILL A SCHOOL NIGHT. 1360 01:23:51,458 --> 01:23:54,667 WE GOT TO GO NOW, OR IT WILL BE TOO LATE. 1361 01:23:54,667 --> 01:23:56,750 - COMING. 1362 01:24:04,667 --> 01:24:07,291 - OPEN UP, MA'AM. WE GOT AN EMERGENCY. 1363 01:24:12,458 --> 01:24:13,917 WE GOT A FIREMAN DOWN. 1364 01:24:18,834 --> 01:24:21,166 HE'S REALLY DOWN. 1365 01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:31,000 - YOU WANTED A WHAT-IF. 1366 01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:34,166 WELL, WHAT IF WE DON'T DO THIS? 1367 01:24:38,542 --> 01:24:40,500 WE COULD MISS AN OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE OUR LIVES-- 1368 01:24:40,500 --> 01:24:42,375 ALL OUR LIVES-- - BETTER? 1369 01:24:42,375 --> 01:24:44,834 - MORE THAN BETTER... 1370 01:24:44,834 --> 01:24:48,834 THE BEST. 1371 01:24:51,333 --> 01:24:55,583 - WHAT IF EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED TO ME AND THE KIDS 1372 01:24:55,583 --> 01:24:58,041 HAPPENED FOR A REASON? 1373 01:24:58,041 --> 01:25:02,500 THAT REASON BEING THAT I WOULD BE STANDING HERE... 1374 01:25:02,500 --> 01:25:04,667 AT THIS EXACT MOMENT. 1375 01:25:07,875 --> 01:25:09,917 - YOU REMEMBER WHAT TWO-IN MEANS? 1376 01:25:16,417 --> 01:25:18,291 - GO IN TOGETHER, 1377 01:25:18,291 --> 01:25:21,083 YOU STAY TOGETHER, 1378 01:25:21,083 --> 01:25:24,542 AND YOU COME OUT TOGETHER. 1379 01:25:29,709 --> 01:25:32,709 - AND I WANT TO HAVE THAT TIME WITH YOU. 1380 01:25:38,875 --> 01:25:41,542 - I WANT THAT TOO, COWBOY. 1381 01:25:46,709 --> 01:25:48,542 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 88696

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