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♪ We
♪ are the crystal
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♪ gems
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♪ we'll always save the day
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Steven: ♪ and if you think
we can't, we'll ♪
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♪ always find a way
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♪ that's why the people
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♪ of this world
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♪ believe in
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♪ Garnet
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Amethyst: ♪ Amethyst
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Pearl: ♪ and Pearl
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and Steven!
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[ Birds chirping ]
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Log date 7-1-1-2.
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It's the third rotation
of the earth
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since commencements of a
[Inhales sharply]
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Collaborative approach
to stopping the cluster.
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[ Chalk scratching ]
Pearl:
I've finished drawing up
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the blueprints
for the drill head.
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Peridot, if you could come
take a look at this...
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Remind me again why
I should listen to you.
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Oh, right.
[ Tape rewinding ]
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The Pearl here has exhibited
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an aptitude for engineeringthat I begrudgingly respect,
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though that doesn't explainthe spontaneous singing,
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crying,singing while crying.
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[ Laughs ]
Why did you give her that?
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Well, we did
destroy all her stuff.
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I thought it might make her feel
a little better.
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[ Tape rewinding ]
Clods! Muddy clods!
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Running out of waysto say clods.
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All right.
I chased away those cows.
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Let's get to work.
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[ Clears throat ]
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Before we begin,
would you mind unfusing?
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It's making me
incredibly uncomfortable.
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What?!
What'd I say?!
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Do we really
have to do that?
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Her having free reign
of the place
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made meincredibly uncomfortable.
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[ Grunting ]
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Here you go, Pearl.
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Oh, good.
Hmm.
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No.
No, no, no, no.
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I said I needed tungsten --
tungsten.
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Uh, what does tungsten
look like?
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Tungsten. Ah!
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Ugh. Never mind.
I'll just do it.
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Meh.
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[ Groaning ]
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I just need some sort
of leverage optimizer.
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[ Chuckling ]
Leverage optimizer?
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That's what I said.
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Oh! Ha.
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You mean you want
a screwdriver?
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[ Laughs ]
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Do you have one or not?
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Uh, w-why don't you just use
this one?
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Because it was outside
my radius.
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[ Chuckling ] Hey.
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Hey, Peridot,
what do you call this?
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A scent sponge.
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Huh?
[ Laughs ]
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Okay, what's this?
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Vision sphere.
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Peridot, that's --
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wait, wait, Steven.
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Peridot, these?
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[ Angrily ] Touch stumps.
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This?
Gravity connectors.
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This?!
That's your butt!
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[ Both laugh ]
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Oh, man, Peridot,
you're killing me!
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I am not! That would violate
our truce agreement.
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[ Laughing ] No, no, no.
You're funny.
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Funny?
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Peridot,
if you can get
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the magnetron
out of that microwave,
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we'll have
everything we need --
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except for
the drill head.
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Why don't I just get
an injector drill head
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from the kindergarten?
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Oh.
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Well, I guess that's something
you could try.
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Garnet: She's not going
to the kindergarten
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without a chaperone.
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What?
You've got to be joking.
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You'll know when I'm joking.
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[ Mutters ]
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Me and Steven
can go with her.
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Eh?
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Yeah,
we'll keep an eye on her.
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Approved.
Keep her in line, Amethyst.
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You got it!
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[ Groans ]
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Log date 7-1-1-2.
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The Amethyst and the Steven
have volunteered
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to help me dismantle
this era-one drill.
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How stylistically
displeasing.
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The newer ones
have a nicer finish.
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You making more nerd notes?
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What is...Nerd?
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[ Snickers ]
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Can you use it
in a sentence?
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[ Clears throat ]
Nerd --
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you are a nerd.
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[ Laughs ]
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Amethyst,
cut that out.
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As you can see,
this planet is annoying,
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and everything
is annoying.
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Amongst its transgressions
is the need for the Amethyst
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to ask permission
from the permafusion.
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Permafusion?
Is that what you call Garnet?
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I could call her
lots of things.
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I could call her two things --
two clods!
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[ Laughs ]
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Walking around like
she's one clod.
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[ Laughs wickedly ]
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[ Snickers ]
What's wrong with that?
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She's not even fighting!
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She's -- you know, she's just,
you know, like a...
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You know!
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[ Laughs ]
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You're a real gem,
"Perry."
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Yes. I am. A gem.
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Okay, okay.
Do Steven next.
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What's weird
about Steven?
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Where do I even begin?
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He's some sort
of hybrid abomination.
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I don't even understand
how he functions.
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His organic half
consumes so much energy
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that he has
to constantly feed,
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and he spends so much time
expelling
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that he has a whole room
dedicated to it.
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[ Laughing ]
Uh, no,
something else --
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talk about
something else!
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[ Continues laughing ]
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[ Snorting ]
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[ Laughs ]
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The strangest thing is,
Amethyst,
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you think you have to listen
to them.
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[ Laughs ]
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You're the one
who should be in charge!
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Ha!
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That's your best joke yet.
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No, really.
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Pearl is a Pearl.
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Garnet is a fusion.
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I don't even know
what he's supposed to be.
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Hey!
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You're the only Crystal Gem
that's actually a gem.
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[ Laughs nervously ]
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What?
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You outrank everyone
on your team.
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They should be listening
to you.
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You're a strong, singular,
fully functional soldier,
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despite the fact
that you're defective.
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Defective?
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Well, sure.
[ Chuckles ] You're small.
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So?
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Well,
you're not supposed to be.
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Hold on.
Wait, wait.
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Let me guess.
This --
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this is the hole
you came out of.
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Too small, too low,
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the exit marks look
about 500 years newer
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than every other hole.
Hmm.
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This place must've been empty
when you came out.
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No wonder you have no idea what
you're supposed to look like!
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Peridot.
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What was I supposed
to look like?
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Well,
you're a Quartz.
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They're huge,
loyal soldiers.
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You should be twice your size,
broad-shouldered, intimidating,
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but you simply stayed
in the ground too long.
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Are you saying I'm wrong?
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[ Laughs ]
"Gemetically" speaking, yes.
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When you think about it,
it's all so [Chortles] funny.
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[ Laughs wickedly ]
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Amethyst.
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Hey, soldier,
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maybe you can help me
get this hunk of drill off.
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See?
Look at that!
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You can do everything
a normal Quartz can do.
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Let's head back and shove
this thing in Pearl's face.
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Amethyst,
are you okay?
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Don't worry about it.
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Oh!
It's lovely.
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To think we'd be using
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the same technology that started
all this to fix it --
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this drill
is pure irony!
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Actually,
it's mostly carbonite.
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Would that make it
"carbony"?
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[ Groans ]
Oh, oh, oh! Amethyst!
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Check out this -- hmm --
"rhythmatic" pulverizer.
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[ Laughs ]
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That's funny. I'm so funny.
[ Laughs ]
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Whatever, dude.
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That was
the incorrect response.
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Hey, Amethyst isn't laughing
when I do these things.
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Why isn't she laughing?
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Peridot,
you really hurt her feelings.
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What?
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You were pretty mean to her
at the kindergarten.
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Mean? No way.
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I was being...Cool.
Amethyst loved it.
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She's probably telling the Pearl
how much fun she had now.
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Amethyst, hi, hi!
Hi, Amethyst!
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She -- she won't even look
at me.
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It's making me feel...
Smaller.
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You feel bad.
That's how you made her feel.
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[ Scoffs ]
Who cares about how she feels?
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Who cares
about any of you?!
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You're all just rocks,
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ruddy muddy clumps beneath
my gravity connectors!
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[ Roars ]
Ohh!
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[ Sighs ] Another one
of her temper tantrums.
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I'm surprised you two made it
back from the kindergarten
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without driving
each other crazy.
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Yeah.
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[ Bird cawing ]
[ Sighs ]
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This little thing --
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[ muttering angrily ]
Aah!
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Ugh.
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How's everything going
up there?
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I'm fine.
There's nothing wrong.
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Everything's fine.
[ Machinery beeps ]
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Aah!
No, no, no, no! Stop!
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Peridot?
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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Oof!
The panel.
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Whoa!
Wait!
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Oof!
[ Gasps ]
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It's okay!
I got I-I-I-t!
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[ Screaming ]
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What the...Aah!
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Amethyst!
[ Grunting ]
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Aah!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Music ends ]
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It's okay.
Everything's okay.
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It was just a drill.
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[ Laughs weakly ]
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[ Coughs ]
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Uh...Peridot?
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Aah!
It was an accident. I swear!
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Hey,
don't worry about it.
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We know you didn't mean
to start the drill.
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Uh, yeah.
And that was an accident, too.
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We leave for one second,
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and everything goes
off the rails!
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I blame the cows.
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No, it's fine.
It's fine.
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We'll rebuild it stronger,
better.
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We'll add seatbelts!
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[ Grunts ]
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Ah!
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Hey, are you all right?
That was a close one.
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It's a good thing
Peridot was there to save you.
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[ Metal clatters ]
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Yes,
it is a good thing.
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Listen. I, um...
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Just spit it out.
264
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Ugh!
265
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Why are you earthlings
so difficult?!
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Log date 7-1-1-2.
267
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This entire planetis backwards.
268
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There hasn't been one instanceof correct behavior
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exhibited by any oneof these crystal gems.
270
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I have concludedthat they are all defective.
271
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But I am no better.
272
00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:25,156
I failed my mission,
273
00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:26,992
and now I'm workingwith the enemy,
274
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,960
and I can't evenget that right.
275
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:33,231
I have apparently"hurt" Amethyst's "feelings,"
276
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which was not my intent.
277
00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:37,769
If I've damaged my standingwith the best gem here,
278
00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:40,105
then I've madea serious mistake.
279
00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:41,506
I'm still learning.
280
00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,508
I hope you understand.
281
00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:45,510
I want to understand.
282
00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,679
I'm sorry.
283
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Peridot, facet five.End log.
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As you can see --
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oh, Peridot!
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[ Scoffs ]
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Amethyst:
Hey, uh, Peridot.
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Thanks.
289
00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:03,528
But you're still a nerd.
290
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I'll be sure to add that
to my notes.
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How do you feel?
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Big.
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[ Soft music plays ]
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