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♪ we
♪ are the crystal
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♪ gems
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♪ we'll always save the day
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Steven: ♪ and if you think
we can't, we'll ♪
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♪ always find a way
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♪ that's why the people
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♪ of this world
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♪ believe in
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♪ Garnet
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Amethyst: ♪ Amethyst
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Pearl: ♪ and Pearl
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and Steven.
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Jamie: Steven.
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Jamie.
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Safe.
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[ Both laugh ]
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We have fun.
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So, you got the goods?
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Oh, I've got gooder
than the goods.
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Bum-da-da-dum-dum
dum-da!
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Wha--? A play!
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I'm holding auditions
tonight.
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It's a local production
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drifting through space,
looking for stars.
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[ Bad Italian accent ]
If you need a great actor,
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you come to the right guy.
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What was that?
[ Normal voice ]
An accent.
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From where?
I don't know.
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Acting.
Acting.
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Jamie, Jamie, Jamie.
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Where's everyone else?
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Uh, you're the only one
that showed up.
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But, hey, some plays only have
one person in them,
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so we're already in
200% better shape than that.
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That sounds like
some strange math...
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But I'm ready.
Great.
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Here's a copy
of the script.
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"Beach City or bust:
The tale of William Dewey."
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This is my first production,
so it needs to be exciting.
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It needs to be classic.
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It needs to be fully funded
by mayor Dewey.
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And it is...
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Because he wrote it.
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What's it about?
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I'm glad you asked.
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This is the story
of how Beach City
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was founded
nearly 200 years ago
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by my great-great-great-great
grandfather,
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William Dewey.
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It's a truly important
historical tale
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with a lot of sentimental and
political importance to me.
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Well, we're just about
to get started.
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Uh, would you like to sit in
on the rehearsal, mayor?
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Don't mind if I do.
Oh, pardon me.
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Okay, Steven.
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Since you're the only one
who showed up,
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you'll be playing the lead role
of William Dewey.
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Nailed the audition.
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And for the other roles,
I guess I'll have to play...
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All of them.
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[ Clears throat ]
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The ship is out at sea.
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The sun beats down on the crew
while they stand on deck.
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Suddenly, the tall,
ruggedly handsome man
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standing in front of them
speaks...
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"Crew, I'm so glad you could be
part of this journey with me
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as we search for a new land
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to build a distinguished
new city in.
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"Oh, captain William Dewey,
you're such a good captain.
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Never has a voyage been
so super good."
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"Good point,
first mate buddy."
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[ Imitates all laughing ]
For fun.
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[ Thunder crashes ]
Oh, no.
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Is that a wild squall
approaching us?
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Surely this can't be good.
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"Be calm, my crew."
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I'll just save us with my
heroic, supernatural ability."
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And then William Dewey
grows into a 50-foot giant
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and carries the boat
safely to shore.
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The crew thinks he's so good
at being captain
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that they elected him to be
the first mayor of Beach City.
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The end.
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Wow, mayor Dewey.
That was really good.
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[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
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William Dewey
is a really, uh,
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good character...
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But maybe we could bring out
another side of William Dewey?
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See his struggles?
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The great William Dewey
didn't struggle.
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He was good at everything
on the first try --
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just like me
when I wrote this play.
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Not a single word
needs to be changed.
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But maybe --
[ Scoffs ]
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Don't forget
who's funding this.
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Well, nice hustle,
gentlemen.
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Keep it up.
Aye, aye.
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This is gonna be
a disaster.
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What?
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It's a terrible story.
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William Dewey
is totally unbelievable.
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'Cause he grows
50 feet?
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No,
he's got no character.
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But the script kept saying
he was really good.
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Exactly.
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How can a guy
have no faults?
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To be human
is to be flawed.
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A real hero
must struggle.
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That's so beautiful.
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And, also,
totally not represented
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in mayor Dewey's script.
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[ Sighs ]
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My first play --
and probably my last.
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Hey, Pearl.
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Pearl?
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Steven, you're back.
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Yeah.
Show business is rough.
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Is there something
I can help you with?
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Not unless you can make
William Dewey interesting.
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How do you know
William Dewey?
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I'm gonna be him
in this play.
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But he's totally boring.
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He's perfect,
and he never makes mistakes.
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[ Sighs ] Wish I could say
the same for myself.
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Yeah,
but nobody's like that.
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Everybody
gets stuff wrong.
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And then you have to keep going,
and it's hard,
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which is why it's great
when you never stop trying.
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When did you
get so smart?
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Hmm.
This isn't just boring.
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It's historically
inaccurate.
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Who wrote this?
Mayor Dewey.
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[ Laughs ]
He wasn't even there.
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But I was.
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You were there?
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Wait,
what really happened?
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Well, for starters,
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"ruggedly handsome"
seems rather generous.
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Steven...
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This is so real.
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It's like it was written
by someone who lived it.
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It was.
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And I don't know
if you can tell,
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but I wrote the jokes.
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I can tell.
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It's so gritty,
so passionate, so...
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Historically accurate?
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And the drama?
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This is the play
we should be doing.
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Let's do it then.
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Let's put on this version
of the play.
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But how?
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We'd need new costumes,
new props --
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we have no time.
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And mayor Dewey
will have our heads.
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But Jamie,
you said it yourself --
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"a real hero struggles."
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By jiminy, you're right.
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This show will go on
tomorrow night
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with you
as captain William Dewey
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and I as
the remaining roles.
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All of them?
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[ Inhales ]
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All of them.
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Both: [ Hisses ]
Boom, ahh,
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acting.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Mind if I have a seat?
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Okay...
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Oh, you know,
I wrote this play.
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I hope mayor Dewey
isn't mad about the changes
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guess we'll have to see.
[ Chuckles ]
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Are you nervous?
Of course.
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This could either
make or break my career.
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You could lose your job
at the post office?
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This could either
make or break my hobby.
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
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Acting.
Acting.
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Jamie:
Boardies and gentleboardies,
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tonight, I am thrilled
to present to you...
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"The tale of William Dewey."
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Man: Yeah --
Beach City rules.
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Woman: Shh.
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Oh, captain, my captain,
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how long until the soft lips
of our sailing ship
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kiss the rugged beard
of new lands?
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I know we've been journeying
for many months,
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but surely we'll run
into something soon.
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The ocean
can't be that big.
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Pearl: [ Laughs ]
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There he is.
Hi, Steven.
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You're so talented.
[ Giggles ]
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Back home they called me
"Dewey the dunce,"
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said I couldn't find land
even if I was standing on it.
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[ Laughter ]
What the...
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And I'm starting to fear
that they were right.
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What light through
yon stage left breaks?
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Oh, what now?
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Jamie: It is the east,
and we are The Crystal Gems.
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What?
This wasn't in the script.
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This wasn't in the budget,
either.
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Greetings. I am Pearl.
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And I come to you
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as a messenger
of the brilliant,
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Rose Quartz.
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We ask that you
turn your ship around.
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The land
you are headed for
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is no walk in the park
for your species.
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Nonsense.
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I won't take orders
from the likes of you.
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[ Scoffs ]
Well, then...
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You should turn around
lest you fall into the sea.
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And you know,
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humans aren't
very good swimmers.
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They ain't.
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I'll just return home
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like the failure dunce
I am.
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Ugh. I can't even
turn a sail right.
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Why must I always struggle?
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[ Laughter ]
Wow, dad,
what a loser.
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Oh, captain, my captain,
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we've drifted Miles
from our course.
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These waves are nothing like
I've ever seen before.
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Nonsense.
This is only a drizzle.
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Okay, maybe
a light summer storm.
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[ Monster roars ]
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What's that portside?
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[ Clears throat ]
Lever.
Oh.
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[ Audience murmurs ]
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[ Grunts ]
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Captain, it's got me.
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First mate buddy.
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Whatever you do,
don't give up your search.
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You're the bravest man I know,
because you try,
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even though
you fail so, so much.
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Buddy, noooo!
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[ Sobbing ]
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Oh, buddy,
a stale biscuit to the end.
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Roaring ]
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And now my boat
will sink into the depths.
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Dewey the disastrous dunce.
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What's this?
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Holy anchovies.
The quadruple noogie.
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A move that's only been
spoken of in legends.
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Ah.
It heads this way.
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Oh, please, goddess of noogies,
don't hurt me.
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Whoa. I've made it!
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Land!
Sweet, solid land!
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[ Kissing ] Ugh.
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Thank you, giant woman.
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Jamie: You may not want to stay,
this land is dangerous.
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No, I will stay.
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For I am William Dewey,
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and I don't give up
in the face of failure.
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[ Bad Italian accent ]
That's what makes me great.
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Jamie: Very well then.
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But I can't promise you
I won't interfere again.
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[ Normal voice ]
I shall name this new land
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in honor of my dead
first mate, buddy.
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I'm alive.
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Okay,
Beach City it is.
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[ Up-tempo music plays ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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What?
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[ Cheers and applause
continue ]
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Nice to know great grandpa
was a real person with flaws.
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Gutsy move dad.
All: Mayor Dewey!
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Mayor Dewey! Mayor --
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one for you,
and one for you...
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Excuse me.
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If I could have a moment
with the talent.
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Oh.
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Jamie.
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[ Laughs ] Oh, yeah.
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Fantastic work.
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I loved the message.
"Vote mayor Dewey."
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How about I offer
you another role --
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lead director of Beach City
community theater.
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You could put on
more plays --
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as long as the budget
allows it.
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[ Stammering ]
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Uh, thank you, sir.
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A lot of the credit
should go to Pearl.
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You could say she was
an "inside source."
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I am a gem
of many talents --
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a dedication to fact
is just one of them.
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Thank you for preserving
my legacy.
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Oh, what's 200 years
between friends.
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Well...
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I must be off then
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to bask in the adulation
of my constituents.
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You know, I don't remember
there being a campaign slogan
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at the end of that story.
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Art doesn't always
need a reason, Pearl.
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Sometimes it's just gotta
make the audience happy.
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That's why you always
end on a joke.
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♪ You
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♪ are like you
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