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[ Insects chirping ]
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Here's all
the orange magic orchestra ones.
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Great, put them in the
transcendental space rock pile.
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At home, we only have
classical music
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and movie soundtracks.
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I've never heard
any of these.
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You've never heard
the philosophy majors?
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Oh, man.
Give it here.
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This will really
knock your socks off.
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[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
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[ Laughs ]
Come on.
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Whoa! [ Laughs ]
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[ Both laughing ]
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Music continues ]
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[ Needle scratches ]
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[ Music stops ]
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Aah!
Aah!
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You two can fuse?!
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Uh...Yes?
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Uh, uh, uh,
that's in-- incredible!
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Since when? Wait,
how is this even possible?
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The gems think
it's 'cause I'm half-human.
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Please don't tell my parents,
Mr. Universe.
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They don't know I've been
doing magic stuff with Steven.
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I can't tell them. They're not
going to understand -- I --
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whoa, whoa,
it -- it's okay.
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I may be the only human being
on the planet
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who's gonna understand.
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W-what do you mean?
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Yeah,
what do you mean?
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Well...
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[ Gasps ] Story!
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Come on.
[ Thud ]
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We're ready.
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I didn't think I'd be
telling you this so soon.
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Probably best
to start with this.
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Everybody ready?
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1, 2, 3, 4...
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[ Rock music plays ]
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♪ What can I do for you?
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♪ What can I do that
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♪ no one else can do?
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♪ What can I do for you?
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♪ What can I do for you?
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♪ Human man
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♪ you are so much fun
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♪ I hadn't planned on finding
you quite this entertaining ♪
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♪ I like your band
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whoo!
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♪ And I like your song
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♪ I like the way
human beings play ♪
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♪ I like playing along
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♪ oh, oh, oh, oh,
whoa-ho ♪
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♪ what can I do for you?
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♪ What can I do that
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♪ no one else can do?
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♪ What can I do for you?
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♪ What can I do for you?
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[ Guitar solo ]
[ Gasps, giggles ]
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Tsk.
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[ Feedback ]
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[ Thud ]
[ Music stops ]
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I can't believe
I got that on video!
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What on earth
was that?!
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That was
rainbow Quartz.
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Pearl thought a fusion
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might give your video
a little something extra.
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Pretty cool, right?
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I have to go, but are you
doing anything later?
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You know I'm not.
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[ Giggles ]
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You're adorable,
Mr. Universe.
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See you later.
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Bye.
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Hey, I hit the drums,
so pay up.
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Here you go.
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[ Chomping ]
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You're just a phase.
You know that, right?
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[ Sighs ] No.
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I actually don't know that,
Pearl.
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[ Chuckling ]
Well, of course you don't.
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You don't know anything
about Rose.
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I know
she's super into me.
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Listen
Mr. Universe.
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Rose may find you
charming,
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but that's only because
you're human.
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You're a novelty
at best.
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What makes you so sure?
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Oh [Chuckles]
it's very simple.
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[ Chomping ]
Humans can't fuse.
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Fusion is the ultimate
connection between gems.
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And you
are not a gem.
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Well, has any human
ever tried fusing with a gem?
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Uh, no,
I-I don't think so.
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Well,
then, i will try!
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[ Clank ]
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[ Laughs ]
[ Groans ]
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Aw, geez,
what am I doing?
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These things
are expensive.
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[ Guitar solo ]
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[ Inhales sharply ]
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Oh, geez! How did
she get her legs to do that?
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[ Groans ]
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Hey. Are you dead?
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What? Oh, no no.
I'm alive.
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Whoa, cool!
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Aah.
It's us from before.
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Yeah,
I was just trying to
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get my head around
this fusion dance.
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A fusion dance
ain't about your head!
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[ Laughs ]
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Wait,
you guys are gems.
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You've got to
help me out here.
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I need to be able to
fuse with Rose.
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First, you need the gem
at the core of your being.
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Then you need the body
that could turn into light.
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Then you need the partner
who you trust with that light.
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Metaphorically?
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Literally.
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Shh. Come on. I still
want to see him try.
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Ugh, so it's true.
I really can't do it.
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I'm kidding myself
with this.
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I'm never gonna
be a gem.
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Amethyst,
give us some privacy!
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Yeah!
[ Panting ]
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Let me tell you something,
Mr. Universe.
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I think
you can do it.
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But it won't work
if you dance like Pearl.
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You have to dance
like you.
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You have to
fuse your way.
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Get open.
Get honest.
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Invent yourselves together.
That's fusion.
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I...Think I get it.
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[ Slow-tempo music plays ]
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[ Laughing ]
What's all this?
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We -- we didn't fuse.
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What?!
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[ Laughing ]
You can't fuse.
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You're a human.
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I know!
That's the problem!
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I'm just a human.
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That's not a problem.
I love humans.
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You're all so funny.
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Ugh.
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Look, these last few months
have been great.
Oh, yes.
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But I'm getting a little worried
about the future.
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Oh,
just ask Garnet.
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I'm starting to wonder
if you...Respect me?
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh, you're hilarious,
Mr. Universe.
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Rose, please.
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Can you just...
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Talk to me for one second
like a real person?!
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I'm na real person.
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I thought --
haven't we --
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is this
not how it works?
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Oh.
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Oh, boy.
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This is so weird.
You really are an alien.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Why are you laughing?
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[ Sobs ]
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Why are you crying?
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How are we gonna
make this work?
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Fusion?
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No, us.
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We're really,
really different.
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What do we do now?
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Let's just...Talk.
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I barely know you.
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That's a good thing.
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We really
rushed into this.
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Everything on earth
seems fast to me.
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Do you miss
your home planet?
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No. Never.
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How did you end up with, uh,
Harpo, Groucho, and chico?
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Huh? Oh, them.
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Those are three
long stories.
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What are they doing?
Shh!
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Have you loved
other humans?
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Have you?
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Yes.
Yes.
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Have you ever been
in love with a human?
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How would I know?
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It's torture.
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Greg.
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Rose.
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Is this torture?
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The worst.
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I'm so sorry.
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Huh?
No. Don't be.
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What?!
Why not?!
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Oh, I'm so confused!
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[ Laughing ]
Me, too.
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Well, uh,
this is good.
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We've got
one thing in common.
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Ha!
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[ Both laugh ]
Ohh!
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Why are they
still dancing?
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I-I-it didn't work.
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Garnet: Yes, it did.
What?!
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It worked.
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I think this one's
my favorite.
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I think
he's her favorite, too.
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Whoa.
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So, you guys were never
able to fuse?
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Uh, no.
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But that wasn't as important
as talking to each other.
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Look, humans and gems --
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it's still
some pretty new territory.
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You're gonna have to
work it out together.
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And, Connie,
if you ever need to talk
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to another human being
about this,
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you can always
talk to me.
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Mm.
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Human beings?
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Human beings.
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Human beings.
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♪ If I could begin to be
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♪ half of what you think of me
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♪ I could do about anything
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♪ I could even learn
how to love like you ♪
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