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♪ We are the Crystal Gems ♪
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♪ we'll always save the day ♪
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♪ and if you think we can't ♪
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♪ we'll always find a way ♪
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- # that's why the people #
- # of this world #
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- # believe in... #
- # Garnet #
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- # Amethyst #
- # and Pearl #
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♪ And Steven! ♪
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- Ooh.
- Ahem.
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So, what did you think of the ending?
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Uh... I thought it was
on page 917.
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- I thought it was a disaster!
- Uh...
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All the books leading up to
this seemed to be taking on and
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subverting these witch tropes ...
really self-aware about
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- being a pastiche, you know?
- Um...
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But in the end, none
of that even mattered.
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Lisa and her talking falcon,
rebels challenging the stifling
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traditions of the magical
bureaucracy ... I loved that.
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Then her falcon turns into
a human and they get married?!
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It completely dropped
all the anti-authoritarian
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stuff and described her
wedding cake for 50 pages!
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Yeah! That cake was
worthy of 20 pages, tops!
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- There weren't even strawberries on it!
- I bet since the books got so
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popular, the publisher put
pressure on the author to water
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down the end for a larger
audience appeal.
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Unlike art, the real world can't
always win against
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the iron chains of authority.
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- That's my theory, anyway.
- Hmm.
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It's just disappointing,
considering I invested extra
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money in the hardcover copies...
with maps.
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I wish I could give
you a new ending.
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The temple door ...
it opened for me!
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I can make
anything I want in there!
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I can make us a new ending!
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Really?
Well, what are we waiting for?!
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- Uh... ta-da!
- Cool!
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This is my mom's room.
I can control it, like this.
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I want a tiny, floating
whale to give me some fin.
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Unbelievable!
How does it work?
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The room can make
stuff out of clouds.
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- We can make anything.
- Anything?
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How 'bout the infinity fair
from book 4, with merchants
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from a million lands selling
goods from cultures long gone
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- and yet to be?
- We should probably
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keep it simple.
We don't want to overload the room.
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How 'bout half the infinity fair?
Oh. That's still infinity.
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Simple. Okay.
Well, what really matters
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are the characters.
You should be Archimicarus.
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Okay.
Room, I want to be a falcon!
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Oh, yeah.
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Got to keep it simple.
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Amazing!
Okay, my turn.
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Room, I want to be Lisa.
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Do I need to be more specific?
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You were pretty general
with the falcon thing.
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Oh, sorry.
I guess the room only makes
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stuff when I want it.
Maybe this won't work after all.
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Why don't you just have it
make a costume shop?
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Oh, yeah! Good idea!
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I want a costume shop!
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Wow! This place has everything
... even her childhood tunic!
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Wait. You thought it was red?
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Yeah, the color of
the setting sun!
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The sun sets black
over the mines, Steven.
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Are you gonna be young Lisa?
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Well, if we're really
reworking this thing, I'm gonna
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make the ultimate Lisa with the
best gear from every book.
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Like, what if she never
lost her iron sword?
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- Whoa!
- And the cloak and the clasp
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- are too signature not to do.
- For sure!
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And I always liked the
dragon whisker boots from
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- the volcano stuff in book 3.
- Are you almost done?
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- Wait a minute!
- Come out!
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I want to see you!
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- Whoa! You look awesome!
- Thanks!
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Okay. Let's do this.
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So, at the end of the series,
Lisa and her falcon familiar,
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Archimicarus, are at the altar...
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with a cleric...
about to get married.
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But we don't want that ending.
So, instead ... hmm.
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Uh... I-I don't know.
What do you think?
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- Hmm. What do you think?
- Uh... well...
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h-how 'bout a different
proposal, Lisa ...
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a business proposal?
We can start a business together
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and sell ... sell... turkey legs
to make money to help out
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- our fellow rebel comrades!
- Yeah, that's great!
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I want an umbrella with
that, if you would, room.
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Turkey legs!
Get your rebel turkey legs!
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Turkey legs!
You think it's okay for me
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- to eat this if I'm a falcon?
- You are a bird of prey.
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So, what should our next move be
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- as business partners?
- You tell me.
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Yeah?
Oh. Um...
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Let's feed the wind lizard.
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Look at this guy!
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- He totally looks like a rebel!
- Wow! From book 4!
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Now, I know he
lives in the mountains,
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but he's just visiting
because he heard about
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these turkey legs.
Lisa, would you like
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- to do the honors?
- Okay.
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- He ate the bones!
- Okay!
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I guess our business is a success.
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- If you think so.
- So, what now?
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Didn't you have a bunch of ideas
that it needed to be more
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- anti-authority and stuff?
- Sure.
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Okay.
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So... we're... we ...
we're stopped by the authorities
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because ... because we're
selling without a permit
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and we're not old enough to
drive a cart.
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But these are, uh, free-range
turkeys, and they didn't listen
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to anybody, and that's what
we're gonna do, right?!
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- Whatever you think.
- Really?
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All right.
And then I think they...
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don't like that...
and they attack us.
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You can't stop us!
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Geez!
These guys are corrupt.
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- What should we do about 'em, huh?
- What do you think we should do?
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C-Come on!
I'm really trying here!
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How do you want the story to end?
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How do you want the story to end?
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I don't know.
I just wanted to do this for you.
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This isn't really like you.
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I ...
I don't want you to just
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- do what I want.
- Uh... Uh... you want me to not
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- d-do what you want?
- Connie, are you all right?
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I want what you want ... what
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you want ... want ... want ...
want ... want ... want ...
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- want ... want...
- I want a tiny
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floating whale to give me some fin.
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I want a costume shop!
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I want to see you!
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... want ... want ... want ...
want ... want ... want ... want...
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- I-I created you.
- ... want ... want ... want...
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You're not Connie!
I must have left the real Connie
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back at the costume shop!
Sh-She could be anywhere!
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No, no, no, no, no!
I'm done! I'm done playing!
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Why didn't you disappear
with everything else?!
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You told me not to do what
you wanted.
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Ohh.
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- Where is Connie?!
- Steven!
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- Steven!
- Connie?
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C-Connie?! Is that you?!
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Please let me go.
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- I want to find the real Connie!
- You told me you wanted ...
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It doesn't matter!
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Please don't follow me.
I don't want you to follow me!
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Cart!
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Uh... Uh, wind lizard!
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Uh... Uh... Uh...
Connie, can you hear me?!
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Steven?
Steven!
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Connie!
I'm almost there!
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Just a little bit furthe...
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Please!
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I don't want you!
I want the real Connie!
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I know what you really want.
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- I know how you really feel.
- Steven?!
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Ah, Steven, finally!
There you... are.
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Ugh! Ugh!
Help!
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Keep away from him!
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I know you like her.
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- And I know you want her to like you, too.
- No! Don't listen!
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That's why you can't tell her
the truth, but you want to!
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- Ow!
- You want to tell her!
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- No!
- Get off him!
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- Tell her, Steven!
- I...
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Tell her!
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I liked the ending of the book!
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- What?
- I-I-I thought it was
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sweet that Lisa and Archimicarus
got together in the end.
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They were always so
thoughtful towards each
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other, and I was so happy
when they found the spell
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to make him human,
and I loved every page
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about the cake!
I wanted to draw a picture of it!
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I'm ... I'm sorry I
pretended not to like it.
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I just ... I just didn't want
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- you to think less of me.
- Ahh. That's better.
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Do ... Do you think
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I'm a bad person for liking the ending?
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Of course not.
I ... Steven, it's just a book.
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But you really care about it.
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- I care about you more.
- Even though I liked the wedding?
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Oh, of course you liked the wedding.
You're Steven.
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You love schmaltz.
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You make a good point,
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but don't you remember
how Archimicarus
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- cried in book 3?
- I thought that was because
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- they lost the sword.
- No!
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She almost fell into the volcano!
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- He was worried about her.
- But she had access to frost spells.
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Yeah, but Archimicarus
didn't know that.
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- Even birds can fall in love.
- I guess you could read it that way.
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