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♪ La da da da da da da da ♪
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♪ Da da da da, yeah ♪
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♪ No one on earth
could feel like this
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♪ I’m thrown and
overblown with bliss
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♪ There must be an angel
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♪ Playing with my heart, yeah
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♪ I walk into an empty room ♪
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Da da, yeah!
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Do, do, wah!
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Good morning?
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Yeah, it is.
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Yeah, it is, the HRT
finally kicked in!
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Oh my God, I slept
through the entire night!
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Wow!
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These are the same
pyjamas I went to bed in
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and they are still dry!
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No night sweats!
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I feel like I’m twenty!
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Well, then tonight,
we celebrate!
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I’ll order in quarter
chicken combos, yeah?
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I’m so happy right now.
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I can’t even be mad that
they changed their fries.
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But how do you feel about
the "hard bun" situation?
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- Not mad!
- You’re back.
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I’m back!
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Oh wait a minute,
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we can’t do it tonight ’cause
we gotta do my work thing.
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- Right.
- But in the meantime...
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I was wondering if you
would be interested
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in "doing some stuff"?
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HRT Julie would like
to test her new powers.
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Really?
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Really.
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Oh!
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Do you know what I’m gonna do?
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I’m gonna go to the store
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and I’m gonna buy
some new underwear.
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Oh yeah!
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And I’m gonna make sure I
get a nap in this afternoon
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because I want all the
energy left over for you.
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Mmm.
- Hm.
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Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!
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Not later, now.
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- Now?
- Now.
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Like now-now?
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Now-now-now-now!
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Wah!
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Okay, Kris!
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Ah, yes, good news!
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We now know the cause of all
of your excessive bleeding.
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You have two polyps
on your uterus.
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And the reason for
all that extra pain
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is because of a cyst
on one of your ovaries.
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Oh my gosh!
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It’s not as bad as
it sounds though.
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- Now we know.
- Now we know!
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That’s so, that’s good.
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Yes, exactly.
- That’s good.
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Just what happens now?
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So the next step is I’m gonna
refer you to a specialist
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and they’re gonna take over some
of your treatment from there.
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Okay.
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The great part is you
finally have an answer,
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so that’s gotta
feel pretty good.
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Yeah, this is good.
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Moving on to the next step.
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Um, remember the
last time I was in
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and I was telling you that I
was like having some feelings,
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like anxiety or, you know...
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It’s kind of not going anywhere
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and it’s like even
over small decisions,
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like is it white rice,
is it brown rice
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that I’m gonna eat tonight?
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I’m like, oh, pantyhose or
a thin sock and a tall boot,
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and it makes me feel like I’m a
flipped over race car on fire.
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It’s like I get a tight helmet
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and those really
weird thin socks,
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so everything’s just like,
you know, it’s like I’m...
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like I’m choking
on life and, um,
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you know that feeling?
- Yeah.
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I mean, I’m sure,
do other women do you hear?
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Of course.
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Um, being a middle aged
woman is hard,
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you know, there’s work,
there’s kids.
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It can be overwhelming.
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These-these feelings you’re
having really makes sense.
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I’m not sure that
it makes sense,
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I don’t know that it does.
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Okay, well, now we
have a path forward.
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Yeah, we definitely
have a path forward
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and I am so grateful to finally
know ’cause that was...
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Um, I just, I don’t know
that polyps and pantyhose
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sort of put out that fire.
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Do, I don’t think they...
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They might, but I don’t know.
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Okay, here’s what
I’d like to do.
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Yeah?
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I want you to go
see the specialist,
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we’re gonna start there.
- Okay.
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And then, um, and then if you’re
still having these feelings,
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why don’t you go ahead and
book a follow up with me, okay?
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Okay.
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I am so sorry, I do have
to go because I just,
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I have so many
people out there.
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Oh, yes, I can hear.
I know. Okay.
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You take care though.
- Yes.
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- Yeah?
- So I’m gonna see...
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Okay, and then we’ll-
Okay. Great. Terrific.
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I wonder how long
we’ll have to wait.
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♪ I feel it all,
I feel it all ♪
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♪ I feel it all ♪
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HRT is amazing!
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That’s the word on the street.
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It’s only been a
couple of weeks,
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but I feel like
myself again!
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I’m 100% happy
pour vous.
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And I dreamt!
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I mean, okay,
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the dream
wasn’t great,
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my teeth
fell out
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and I had to chase them
all around my kitchen
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but I didn’t wake up!
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I had a dream.
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I had a dream that I
was climbing a mountain,
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except it was a
mountain of pebbles
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and I thought I
was drowning,
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I was drowning.
I was.
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And I’m sinking and
all the pebbles
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are going in my mouth.
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I can’t see, I just,
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I had pebbles in
all of my holes.
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Oh, oh, oh, and I forgot!
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The other thing,
no more joint pain.
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I feel like I
got my mojo back.
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Oh wow.
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Okay, listeners,
we wanna thank you
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because we just hit
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the 100,000
subscriber mark.
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Yeah, yes!
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Whoo! Whoo whoo.
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I see you read my
office party protocol.
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Nothing like coming
back to the office
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after working
an entire day
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in the office
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for an industry event.
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I detect a note of
sarcasm in your voice.
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Mo, that is the
only tone I’ve got.
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Small Achievable Goals
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hitting 100K subscribers
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is not nothing.
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Aw, this was Chelsey’s
cottage cheese...
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The saddest of all cheeses.
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{\an8}Look, we are
all broken up
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{\an8}about Chelsey’s
departure.
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{\an8}I mean, she told
me she quit
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{\an8}in a VoiceNote.
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Ah.
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You’re gonna find yourself
another curly haired weirdo.
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I don’t want another
curly haired weirdo.
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I want Chelsey.
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Oh, Kris?
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Can I talk to you
for a second?
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Absolutely, and I wanna
talk to you, 100% I do!
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Let’s have a big old chat.
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Okay, Evan.
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Let’s chat about
tonight’s party.
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Amanda is gonna bring some
very important people,
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so this needs to go perfectly.
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Yeah?
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It’s been a great meeting! Bye!
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Okay, and sit back down
because I’m not done.
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I’m gonna be so straight
with you, Kris.
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Good.
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Amanda and I have
sensed a shift.
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- Okay?
- Mmmhmm.
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Where is the pizzazz?
- I don’t know.
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Where is, where’d it go?
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I feel like you’re
all in your head.
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I’m missing that
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heart-on-your-sleeve
signature spontaneity.
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Okay.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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You’re there.
- Mmmhmm.
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But are you there?
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Hmm.
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Well, guess what, Evan?
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Tonight at this 100K party,
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I’m coming in like a hot rod,
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you think I mean the
pepperette or the car?
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What?
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Exactly.
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Now I’m gonna show you
and Amanda tonight.
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I’m going to show you
exactly what I mean.
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- All right!
- All right!
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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That’s it!
- Okay!
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That’s the old spicy
pizzazz, right?
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- Yeah!
- You gotta bring your A game!
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A plus plus, baby!
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Nothing screams signature
spontaneity like accessories.
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Tonight, when I come in,
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I’m gonna wear
something like this
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but maybe tighter,
loads of belts,
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loads of bling,
loads of jewels.
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Who’s coming in,
the goddamn queen, baby?!
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- Yeah!
- Whoo!
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I think I thought you were
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maybe gonna change
into something,
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you know, business cas,
but yeah.
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And Evan, when I come in
tonight, you know what?
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I’m gonna get the party
started like this.
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Count me in, baby.
I’ll count myself in.
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- Kris.
- Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
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Kris! Kris, hey, hey!
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Do you think this
is some sort of joke, huh?
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I’m being so serious!
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We have to impress
people today!
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We have investors,
potential advertisers-
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Evan, I see you
and I promise you,
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I’m gonna do everything it
takes to stay ahead of the curve
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and keep my job.
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So you’re gonna change?
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Do, do, hey Kris,
do, do, do, do.
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How’d your doctor’s
appointment go?
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Oh, look at me,
I’m remembering things!
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Yeah, it’s good.
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I have a path forward.
I’m moving forward.
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And you’re back on the horse?
By horse I mean, Pete.
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Yeah, not to be
all TMI about it,
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but we fooled around.
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It was great, everything worked!
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah!
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Oh, oh.
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I’ll see you at
the party thing.
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Keep going.
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No, no, you are fixed!
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Everything works now.
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This is not happening.
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Oh.
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Excited for the party tonight?
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Ha, uh, if by excited
you mean "obligated",
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then, yes, yes I am.
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I put a lot of work into
organizing tonight, Julie.
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And Amanda is gonna
finally see me
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as the producer I know I am.
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So if you two are not here,
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I will come to your homes and
drag you here for a good time.
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Geez, someone is grumpy today.
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New boyfriend keeping you up?
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We only had sex three
times last night,
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I’m a little wound up.
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Three times?
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These days the pod and
I are lucky to do it
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three times a week.
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Wait, you have sex with three
people three times a week?
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Oh no, sorry, uh, bad math.
257
00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,830
So there’s primary,
secondary, tertiary.
258
00:08:52,930 --> 00:08:56,330
That’s one times three times
two times three, which is 36.
259
00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:58,310
Okay, I get the idea.
- Okay.
260
00:08:58,400 --> 00:08:59,600
Just so you guys are aware,
261
00:08:59,710 --> 00:09:03,750
I also, uh, am a sexual person
and I had sex this morning.
262
00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:05,710
Julie, we’re at work. TMI.
263
00:09:05,810 --> 00:09:07,080
Why is it TMI when I say it?
264
00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:09,720
Don’t take this the wrong way,
but you’re old.
265
00:09:09,820 --> 00:09:12,820
Look, anything you
guys can do, I can do.
266
00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,360
I’m gonna join the
three times club.
267
00:09:14,450 --> 00:09:15,690
I’ve already got
one under my belt
268
00:09:15,790 --> 00:09:17,930
and I’m gonna hit
two and three today.
269
00:09:18,020 --> 00:09:18,920
Okay.
270
00:09:20,030 --> 00:09:21,100
Did you pull something?
271
00:09:21,190 --> 00:09:23,130
No, I’m Gen X.
I’m walking it off.
272
00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,200
Don’t break a hip.
273
00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:26,140
Oh, you forgot
your bubble water!
274
00:09:26,230 --> 00:09:28,130
Oh my gosh, that’s so hot!
275
00:09:34,670 --> 00:09:36,110
Hey everyone,
you having a good time?
276
00:09:36,210 --> 00:09:37,610
Ugh, just sec...
277
00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,450
Oh yeah, I’m
having a great time.
278
00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:45,290
I love parties. Fuck...
279
00:09:47,450 --> 00:09:48,950
I love parties!
280
00:09:49,060 --> 00:09:50,960
I’m like, Julie, what’s...?
281
00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,160
Yay, everyone! Hi! I’m...
282
00:09:57,460 --> 00:09:58,830
Just do another entrance
283
00:09:58,930 --> 00:10:00,470
and be a person in the world
284
00:10:00,570 --> 00:10:01,910
that knows how to
enter a party.
285
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:02,900
Do it! Go!
286
00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,540
You have to leave
to go in and this,
287
00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,880
and just maybe a
twirl, yeah, hey!
288
00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,150
Hi, I’m normal!
289
00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:11,480
That is a dead giveaway!
290
00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:13,020
Cut! Ugh!
291
00:10:13,110 --> 00:10:14,510
You just gotta bring
this all together.
292
00:10:14,610 --> 00:10:16,380
You don’t have anxiety
or any passive thoughts
293
00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:18,720
about not wanting
to exist anymore?
294
00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:22,420
You’re a pepperette
with a bunch of belts.
295
00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,420
Less belts or
maybe more belts.
296
00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:26,260
Yo! Me and my mom, ugh!
297
00:10:27,530 --> 00:10:28,430
That’s it, yeah!
298
00:10:28,530 --> 00:10:29,530
You are a flapper!
299
00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:31,770
As soon as you say flap,
the party’s fuckin’ over.
300
00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:33,230
Do not say flap!
301
00:10:33,330 --> 00:10:34,230
You can do it.
302
00:10:34,330 --> 00:10:35,260
Think about your life
303
00:10:35,370 --> 00:10:36,870
and all the things that
you’ve done right.
304
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,470
This is, this is...
305
00:10:39,540 --> 00:10:41,140
Hey, partner. Fuck!
306
00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:43,740
Oooh!
307
00:10:45,540 --> 00:10:47,280
Okay, you’re gonna
go back to basics.
308
00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:53,120
Oh God, you look
like Steve Jobs.
309
00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,460
Kris? It’s Yule,
310
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,300
the new property manager.
311
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,630
I just wanted to return this.
312
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,700
Oh, you didn’t eat any of
my "thank you mammogram" soup.
313
00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:10,770
♪ It was split pea! ♪
314
00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:12,910
I loved it. It’s just
my mother always said
315
00:11:13,010 --> 00:11:15,650
it was bad luck to return
an empty food container.
316
00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:16,710
It’s Hamburger Helper.
317
00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,450
I’m not a very good cook.
318
00:11:18,540 --> 00:11:20,280
I love it.
319
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:23,180
I love crumbled meat
♪ and things from a box! ♪
320
00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:24,480
Yeah, me too.
321
00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:25,950
Yeah.
322
00:11:26,050 --> 00:11:27,490
Okay, well,
I’ll see you later.
323
00:11:27,590 --> 00:11:28,490
Okay, see ya.
- All right.
324
00:11:28,590 --> 00:11:29,490
Thank you so much!
325
00:11:29,590 --> 00:11:31,260
Actually, do you have a minute?
326
00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:35,460
Or are you going to like
a ballet rehearsal or?
327
00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:38,030
Oh, no, no, I just, uh,
just this, this old thing?
328
00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:39,830
I was getting
ready for, um, a party.
329
00:11:39,930 --> 00:11:41,600
I just have a lot of pizzazz,
you know?
330
00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,100
Okay, I’m sorry, I should
probably go anyway,
331
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,270
I forgot to eat today, so.
332
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:45,810
No, no, did I just hear
you say you haven’t eaten?
333
00:11:45,910 --> 00:11:47,150
Because you gotta eat
’cause you just brought,
334
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,310
that would be silly.
We’re eating together.
335
00:11:48,410 --> 00:11:50,480
I-I-I... Could you...
336
00:11:50,580 --> 00:11:53,050
You heat this up and then
I’ll get ready right quick.
337
00:11:53,150 --> 00:11:55,050
Okay, here, you know
how to use the microwave.
338
00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,090
Hello, Pete.
339
00:11:57,180 --> 00:11:58,350
Hey, what’s this? We-
340
00:11:58,450 --> 00:11:59,850
Shhhhh.
341
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,790
HRT Julie is ready
for round two.
342
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:03,790
Whaddya say?
343
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:04,790
Oh, what now?
344
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,490
- Mmmhmm.
- Oh, babe.
345
00:12:06,590 --> 00:12:08,490
To be honest, I’m still
tender from earlier.
346
00:12:08,590 --> 00:12:10,290
Well, who isn’t a
little sore right now?
347
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:11,570
Are you in pain?
348
00:12:11,660 --> 00:12:13,500
It’s no biggie. It’s like, you
know, it’s like that thing
349
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,340
when you go to the gym and
you haven’t been for a while
350
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:16,330
and you work out really hard
351
00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:18,310
and then you’re a
little sore after.
352
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,100
Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness?
353
00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:21,510
Yeah, DOMS.
354
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,950
I got DOMS of the vagina,
but I’m just gonna push through.
355
00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:25,110
Yeah.
356
00:12:25,210 --> 00:12:26,180
What’s going on with you?
357
00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,250
Hmm, what isn’t
going on with me?
358
00:12:28,350 --> 00:12:30,090
Right. It seems like you’re
trying to prove something.
359
00:12:30,180 --> 00:12:31,150
Hmm, no I’m not.
360
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,180
We gotta go though.
361
00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,020
Tonight is about
celebrating you.
362
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,990
That is exactly what
I’m trying to do.
363
00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:37,160
Julie?
364
00:12:37,260 --> 00:12:38,330
Mmmhmm?
365
00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:40,690
Okay, this, this doesn’t
feel like you and me.
366
00:12:40,790 --> 00:12:43,860
You know, it feels like you’re
in the second leg of a triathlon
367
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,500
and I’m your bike.
368
00:12:46,270 --> 00:12:47,270
No, look, I understand.
369
00:12:47,370 --> 00:12:49,570
No, no, Pete,
you are understanding,
370
00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:52,170
but you don’t
understand and I...
371
00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:54,170
I feel so lonely in this.
372
00:12:54,270 --> 00:12:56,310
Maybe because you always try
and solve everything yourself.
373
00:12:56,410 --> 00:12:59,150
Well maybe because if I don’t
nothing ever gets done.
374
00:13:01,450 --> 00:13:02,990
Okay, enjoy the party.
375
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,150
Well, enjoy staying home.
376
00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:06,590
With your quarter
chicken dinner
377
00:13:06,690 --> 00:13:08,730
and your shitty hard bun.
378
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:21,170
Hey, Mr. DJ,
do you take requests?
379
00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:22,710
No!
380
00:13:27,370 --> 00:13:30,170
Whoo, that’s a vagina
over there.
381
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,780
Portobello slider?
- Oh, uh, sure!
382
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,820
Hey, isn’t that you
on that wall there?
383
00:13:34,910 --> 00:13:36,150
You produce one of
these podcasts?
384
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,590
Oh yeah, I do, well, or I did.
385
00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:40,220
I’m in between podcasts
right now, so.
386
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,420
What kind of podcasts
do you produce?
387
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:43,420
Um, true crime.
388
00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:44,820
Love true crime.
- Oh yeah?
389
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,560
You know, I just find
that kind of thing cozy.
390
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,960
Maybe because of
what happened to me.
391
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:55,240
I, um, grew up in
this community,
392
00:13:55,330 --> 00:13:56,770
really tight knit,
393
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,110
pretty satanic.
394
00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,870
I guess you could
call it a cult.
395
00:13:59,970 --> 00:14:01,570
Anyways, I got out eventually.
396
00:14:01,670 --> 00:14:03,170
Narrowly.
397
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,550
Oh, what am I doing?
398
00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:06,580
Talking your ear off,
boring you with my childhood.
399
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,150
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
400
00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:10,790
You know, um,
first person narratives
401
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:11,910
are very popular right now.
402
00:14:12,020 --> 00:14:14,220
This could make a
really good podcast.
403
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,820
Oh, I don’t know.
404
00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:20,620
I mean, I am the first person
I know to make it out alive.
405
00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:22,130
Wow.
406
00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:27,130
Wow.
407
00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:30,440
Hi.
408
00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:32,110
I’m pretty excited for
this party tonight
409
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,230
’cause love a work party.
410
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:37,780
Great. Um, I got ya
a fork and a spoon
411
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,450
’cause I didn’t know
which you’d prefer.
412
00:14:39,550 --> 00:14:40,480
Would you like to have a seat?
413
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,320
Yeah, I’m gonna sit, yep.
414
00:14:46,650 --> 00:14:48,290
I’m gonna go with the spoon.
415
00:14:48,390 --> 00:14:49,890
Okay.
416
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,020
Oh my hair, geez.
417
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,690
Sorry, it’s all in the,
that’s not...
418
00:14:52,790 --> 00:14:54,330
I got it.
419
00:14:58,330 --> 00:14:59,730
Thank you.
420
00:15:06,670 --> 00:15:09,070
Are you sure you’re
feeling up for tonight?
421
00:15:09,170 --> 00:15:11,270
Yeah. I’m gonna tell
you who isn’t though...
422
00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:14,450
my friend Anna.
423
00:15:14,550 --> 00:15:15,950
She used to be like
the life of the party,
424
00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:17,790
but she’s...
she’s not anymore.
425
00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:27,390
What’s going on with her?
426
00:15:27,490 --> 00:15:30,330
Just like... like lots.
427
00:15:33,170 --> 00:15:36,010
She’s just like really
struggling right now, you know?
428
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,970
Everyone’s just like,
"Oh my God, Anna,
429
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,410
"What’s wrong with you?"
430
00:15:39,510 --> 00:15:41,150
And they’re like,
"You’re so different now,"
431
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,140
and I just want it to stop.
432
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,050
Yeah, I know what that’s like,
433
00:15:47,150 --> 00:15:48,350
just wanting it to stop.
434
00:15:48,450 --> 00:15:49,480
I don’t mean make
it stop for me,
435
00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:51,750
I mean, like make it
stop for-for Anna, for her.
436
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:53,250
Yeah.
437
00:15:54,290 --> 00:15:56,030
You seem like a
really good friend.
438
00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,290
I love this, what
did you put in here?
439
00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:01,130
Did you put in
some tomato sauce?
440
00:16:01,230 --> 00:16:02,200
What’s going on here?
441
00:16:02,290 --> 00:16:04,630
I love-I love meat.
What did you put in here?
442
00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:07,470
Maybe she should just stay in,
like skip the party.
443
00:16:07,570 --> 00:16:10,340
I was like your friend Anna
for a really long time.
444
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,840
But what I learned is that,
445
00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:16,380
if I’m... struggling,
446
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:20,810
then it’s okay to pause
447
00:16:22,610 --> 00:16:24,510
and it’s okay to ask for help.
448
00:16:26,150 --> 00:16:29,850
And those two things were
really, really, really hard.
449
00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:34,200
Sor-sorry.
450
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:41,140
I, I really wish
that Anna was here
451
00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:43,130
because I would tell
her what you said,
452
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,780
that would help her a lot.
453
00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:51,780
Do you think this outfit
has enough pizzazz?
454
00:16:54,510 --> 00:16:56,350
I think it’s the pizzazz-iest.
455
00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:00,790
I’m gonna walk you
to that party.
456
00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:02,190
Okay.
457
00:17:06,490 --> 00:17:09,630
At the risk of
sounding like a weirdo
458
00:17:09,730 --> 00:17:10,800
and giving you a compliment,
459
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:12,700
this is a pretty
amazing party.
460
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,540
What are you doing
hiding in here?
461
00:17:15,470 --> 00:17:17,610
I got a text from Amanda.
462
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:20,070
She’s still in LA on business.
463
00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:21,770
I went all out to impress her
464
00:17:21,870 --> 00:17:23,610
and she doesn’t even show up.
465
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,250
Where’s Kris?
466
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:28,620
I was gonna ask you
the same thing.
467
00:17:28,710 --> 00:17:29,810
I don’t know.
468
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:32,260
God, so much for pizzazz.
469
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,420
Mm.
470
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:37,290
While I have you...
471
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,760
Mmmhmm?
472
00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:42,260
Your, um, HRT stories are
really gaining some traction
473
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:43,290
in the comments.
474
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,200
Maybe we, uh, keep
going with this
475
00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:48,100
and do a few more
podcast episodes.
476
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,640
I don’t know.
477
00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:51,980
You know, I thought it
was gonna fix everything,
478
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:54,140
but it doesn’t.
479
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,640
I had a huge fight
with Pete tonight,
480
00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:57,140
which is why I’m here solo,
481
00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,710
drinking with my work husband,
482
00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:00,750
who I also constantly
fight with.
483
00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:01,820
I’ve been there before.
484
00:18:01,910 --> 00:18:02,910
Really?
485
00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:06,960
Yeah, one day you are
just crushing it at work.
486
00:18:07,050 --> 00:18:09,020
The next day you walk
through the door
487
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:13,160
and all your shit’s packed up
in boxes and you are alone.
488
00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:18,830
Well, I... I don’t think
Pete and I are there yet.
489
00:18:18,930 --> 00:18:22,430
I mean, nobody
thinks that they’re there
490
00:18:22,530 --> 00:18:24,170
until they’re there.
491
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,440
Hey, you want another
little bloop?
492
00:18:25,540 --> 00:18:27,040
Yeah, bloop me.
493
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,060
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
494
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,300
Evan!
495
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,640
Evan! Evan!
496
00:18:54,730 --> 00:18:55,630
Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan!
497
00:18:55,730 --> 00:18:56,830
- Hey.
- Just tell him!
498
00:18:56,940 --> 00:18:57,970
Tell him, tell him your thing!
499
00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,440
Tell him! She’s gonna
tell you a thing!
500
00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:01,040
I escaped from a cult.
501
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,210
Eeeeeee!
502
00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:04,250
I think I have a new podcast!
503
00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:06,380
Could be a multi-season series?
504
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,320
I don’t know about podcasts,
you guys know about podcasts.
505
00:19:08,410 --> 00:19:09,480
Yeah, I like that.
506
00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:11,220
And we could find your family.
507
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,220
Or, um, what’s left of them.
508
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,320
That is, that’s dark.
509
00:19:16,420 --> 00:19:17,490
Yeah.
510
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:18,490
I like it.
- Right?
511
00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:20,990
There’s this creepy
element to it.
512
00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:22,090
Who are you, you know?
513
00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:23,660
Who is she?
514
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,060
I’m gonna text Amanda,
I’m gonna let her know.
515
00:19:26,170 --> 00:19:28,340
I think she’s gonna
be really... excited.
516
00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:29,930
She’s gonna love it!
517
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,740
- Hey.
- Hey.
518
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,250
So how was your night?
519
00:19:42,350 --> 00:19:43,250
Terrible.
520
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,890
Yeah, mine too.
521
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:46,750
You wanna talk about it?
522
00:19:46,850 --> 00:19:47,950
No.
523
00:19:48,050 --> 00:19:49,590
Do you wanna talk about it?
524
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:51,090
No.
525
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,730
Wanna kill some things?
526
00:19:53,890 --> 00:19:55,430
- Yeah.
- Yeah, all right.
527
00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:58,400
Actually, uh, I’m gonna
grab a bubble water.
528
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,240
You want one?
- Oh, here.
529
00:20:01,870 --> 00:20:02,970
Ew, Mom!
530
00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:04,270
- What?
- That’s gross!
531
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,910
Just grab a straw!
532
00:20:07,870 --> 00:20:09,000
Well.
533
00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:17,180
All right, this is it.
534
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,520
Thank you.
535
00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:25,830
Welcome.
536
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,520
See ya!
537
00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:36,640
You good?
538
00:20:36,740 --> 00:20:38,480
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m good!
Oh me? Yeah, I’m good.
539
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,040
I just was like...
540
00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:43,580
like practicing my like...
541
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,580
I have to warm up my dance
moves before I go in.
542
00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:53,450
Hey?
543
00:20:53,550 --> 00:20:55,050
Yeah, yeah. I’m just dancin’.
544
00:20:55,150 --> 00:20:56,450
Don’t...
545
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:57,960
- Hey.
- Yep?
546
00:20:58,920 --> 00:20:59,820
It’s too fast.
547
00:20:59,930 --> 00:21:01,470
Yeah, yeah.
548
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:14,910
♪ All the things I do
549
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:26,090
♪ Are just probably you ♪
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