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Look baby, eat your cakepop.
Eat it.
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Eat your cakepop!
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Mom, it’s 6:30 in the morning.
- Yeah?
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I don’t understand how
this is our special time?
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Well, it’s because I
work all the time,
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you are always at your dad’s.
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So I just wanna spend
some time with you.
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So this morning we’re just
gonna do some double duty.
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As you know, it’s very hard to
get a doctor in Canada, yes?
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Um, maybe it’s because
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you threatened to light your
last doctor’s balls on fire!
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He absolutely deserved it.
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And also, mommy joined
a Facebook group
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called ’Doctor Sleuth’.
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And it’s this clinic,
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they said they’re
taking on new patients.
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So here we are. Look at this.
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Here’s a little stool.
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Pop a squat. Eat some cake.
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It’s a party. Mom’s dancing.
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Stop! Cakepops are for kids.
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I’m fourteen. Love you.
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I love you!
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Hi sir, I just, I’ve,
I gotta get to work.
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Could you?
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You know, just, it’s
just my stool. Please.
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Hi, I’m just gonna,
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I gotta get to work,
so I’m, no, I just...
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I’m just resting
here ’cause I’m tired,
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but I’m not, I’m not gonna
stay in this lineup, okay?
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Cute baby.
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Ma’am, I’m just so sorry-
- No!
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It’s just that I’m pregnant
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and I’m gonna have
a baby right here!
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Tough titty.
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Look, can you see the
umbilical cord hanging out?
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Oh, hey, wait!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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Rookie move. Watch this:
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I’m dying!
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Ha ha ha, very funny.
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Oh listen, I’m so sorry,
but that’s just my stool.
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Ah, but I have frozen shoulder.
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I have soaked through
my frigging diaper!
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I had to reupholster the
driver’s seat of my car!
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Oh, have you seen that
scene in "The Shining?"
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where the elevator doors open
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and all that blood just
comes rushing out?
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That
was based on me!
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Okay, you’re kind of amazing.
My name is Kris.
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My name’s Anna.
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Oh wait, what is happening?
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Anna, what’s happening?
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It’s all over ladies.
They only took five!
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Read ’em and weep!
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Oh, I guess I’ll try
creatine and flax seeds...
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or black market hormones.
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Does that really work?
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Anything works when
it’s all you got.
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That was my stool.
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Oh, there it is.
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Pineapple smoothie.
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And the recipe requires you
to be standing on one foot?
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The New York Times says
balance is the key
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to healthy aging.
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You should try it.
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Well, I will after I
have my coffee with cream.
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Okay, well listen, old man,
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I got a test for you.
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It’s actually called
the "Old Man Test".
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And this is gonna test your
overall body fitness, all right?
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- Alright.
- So what you do
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is you’re gonna
take off a shoe
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and you’re gonna bend
over and pick it up
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and put it on without
falling over, okay?
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- Watch me nail It.
- Yeah. Easy.
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So bend over and
grab it, yeah.
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You got it? Uh huh.
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You’ve been practicing
all morning.
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- Yeah.
- Oh my gosh!
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- Oh my gosh!
- There we go.
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I think you both
look so cringe.
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Good morning!
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Cringe is gonna keep us
outta the nursing home!
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What’s this?
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Oh, this is my weighted vest.
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- Wow.
- Okay, watch this. See?
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Right?
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Oh, is this about
being on camera?
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This is about
controlling menopause
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through diet and exercise.
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It’s Health Week
this week at work,
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so not only am I going
to win menopause,
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probably gonna
win Health Week.
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Oh, overachieve much?
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Good luck, Bulletproof Barbie.
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Thanks, Cautious Ken.
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♪ I feel it all,
I feel it all ♪
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When I say health,
you say week!
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- Health!
- Week!
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- Health!
- Week!
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- Health!
- ♪ Week! ♪
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Whatever.
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How does this
thing work again?
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You get a gold star for every
healthy activity you do.
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Try new things, everyone!
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Like get a weighted vest
like our girl, Julie,
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which is worth three stars,
by the way.
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I am already in the lead.
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{\an8} And as always,
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{\an8} winner gets the title of
Healthiest Employee of the Year,
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{\an8}and wins the epic good chair.
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{\an8}That chair is mine.
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{\an8} What’s the point?
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{\an8}Chelsey wins
every year.
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{\an8} I do.
- Larry, let her have one win.
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{\an8}I just mean to say that,
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{\an8}you know, you kind of failed
to get any of your ideas
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{\an8} approved for the new
season of your podcast.
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{\an8}No, yeah, we’re totally
working on it.
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{\an8} Yeah?
- Aren’t we?
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{\an8}Yeah. Yeah!
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{\an8}We’re gonna rebrand,
revamping ideas.
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{\an8}We got a lot of stuff rolling
around the old hopper,
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{\an8}so like, don’t worry,
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{\an8}we’re doing lots
of murder stuff.
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{\an8}Not actually us
doing the murders,
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{\an8}but we’re looking
into other people
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{\an8}who could potentially
be murderers.
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{\an8}Uh, this just in from HR, me.
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{\an8}Uh, we won’t be doing
a weigh-in this year,
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{\an8} or measuring of
anyone’s body parts.
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{\an8} What?
- What about BMI?
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{\an8} Hi everyone!
Sorry I’m late.
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{\an8}Guess where I was?
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{\an8}I was trying to
find a what?
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{\an8}Anybody?
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{\an8}A doctor.
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{\an8}What I need from you
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{\an8}is to follow up with
your doctors, okay?
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{\an8}And if you do that,
maybe just maybe
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{\an8}I’ll give you five stars.
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{\an8}Jamila, please.
- No, uh.
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{\an8} Kris, that is
not how it works.
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{\an8} Sometimes she says no,
but inside she means yes.
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{\an8}Hi Larry. How are you?
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{\an8}And did you follow
up with yours?
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{\an8} Yeah.
- What did they say?
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{\an8} He died.
- Oh my God. Hi.
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{\an8}Did you make a call?
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{\an8}I don’t see a doctor,
I see a witch.
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{\an8}Please don’t speak again.
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{\an8} Hi! Hi Robyn.
How’s it going?
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{\an8}Did you make a call?
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{\an8}I filled a form online.
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{\an8}I’m gonna continue to ask
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{\an8}because it is very,
very important.
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{\an8}Do you understand?
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{\an8}I just need to sit down for a
second and catch my breath.
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No, your tush didn’t
earn the cush!
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You’ve ruined it.
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Did you talk to your doctor?
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Yes. Repeatedly.
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She’s not taking new patients.
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Yeah, but did you ask nicely?
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’Cause I know what you’re like.
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I asked nicely.
I asked sternly.
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I asked passive aggressively.
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I was asked not
to ask anymore.
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Hmm.
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Hi! Sorry, ladies,
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Amanda is a little
tied up at the moment,
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so she asked me to fill you
in on the exciting news.
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Thrilling.
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Someone wants to
partner with you.
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Someone that Oprah and
Gwyneth couldn’t even get.
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Ladies, meet Glowee!
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Hmm. What’s this for?
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What isn’t it for?
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You know, they’re, they’re
vitamin supplements.
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They help with heavy bleeding.
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Kris, I’m looking at you.
- Yep.
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Cramps, flat feet,
sweating, anxiety.
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Uh... flat feet?!
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I have flat feet.
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Look, this, look at this.
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Check out these surfboards.
That’s flat.
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Oh.
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Is this product placement?
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Put those surfboards down.
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No, it is not product placement.
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It is an opportunity
to try a product
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that could help manage
menopause symptoms.
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And then, you know, you
talk about it on the show.
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It’s product placement.
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No thank you.
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Slow down there,
maple syrup.
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There’s a lot of women
out there with flat feet
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and no doctor.
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And I need you to
think about that.
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Okay. Evan, this is
a larger conversation.
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Kris can do whatever she wants,
but just so you know,
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this is not us saying "yes"
to product replacement.
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But in the meantime,
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I will be sticking to diet
and exercise, making gains.
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Of course.
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And then when
you see Amanda,
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you can tell her that.
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I’ll take two!
- Take two.
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Oh, I think you’re supposed
to take those with water.
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Ooh, the next pack will do it.
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I can feel my arches
being lifted right now.
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Hold up my,
look, can you see it?
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Dry suck it.
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Hey Jamila, check this out!
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What do you want? A gold star?
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’CAUSE YOU’RE GETTING ONE!
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Yes!
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I am winning Health Week.
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Are you winning menopause, eh?
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Can’t really sleep,
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but I’m hoping with all
this diet and exercise
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I eventually exhaust myself.
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Good luck with that.
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Your shoe’s undone.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh my God! Ow!
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Oh! Oh my back!
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Ohhhh no.
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Ow, my back!
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That sounded disturbing.
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It felt disturbing.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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Don’t you take that star away!
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I need that star!
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What you need to do is go to the
doctor and get that checked out.
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You looking like a
broke down T-Rex.
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I will go, but you
cannot tell Kris, okay?
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I don’t wanna hurt
her feelings.
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I got you, girl.
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Okay, I’m gonna move.
- Okay.
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That’s right. No worries.
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Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm.
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That star gotta go.
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Hi, baby boobie, it’s Mom.
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It is absolutely okay.
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I’m just calling to apologize,
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to say I’m sorry
about the cakepop.
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I am going to do better.
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I’m also giving you a
little update on Mama:
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Now, uh, the bleeding
is under control,
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so, so sorry, sweetie.
I’ve got to go, just wait.
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Oh, Uncle Evan, say hi.
Say hi.
253
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Hey. Hiiii, Saf-
254
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He said hi. Love you. Bye bye.
Bye. Love you so much. Bye.
255
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I just got off the
phone with Amanda,
256
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and she’s very
excited to hear
257
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about what you
think about Glowee.
258
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And she just wants to make
sure that you are here, right,
259
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100% committed.
260
00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,340
Why don’t we show her
this show? Like Chloe.
261
00:08:21,430 --> 00:08:25,500
Oh, Chloe. Oh, it’s a good idea.
262
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Could put that on our socials.
263
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Okay, I’m ready. I’m rolling.
264
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I drank it all.
265
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Oh, amazing!
266
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- Yay!
- Yay!
267
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Oh my gosh, Evan.
268
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Yeah, I’m ready,
I’m, I’m ready...
269
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I’m ready to shoot some intros.
I’m ready to go.
270
00:08:41,350 --> 00:08:42,280
Where’s Julie?
271
00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:43,420
You know what?
I actually thought you and I
272
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could just, um, do something.
273
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Hey! Mo, where’s Julie?
274
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Photocopier’s broken.
275
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What?! Robyn. Robyn.
276
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Where’s Julie? You see Julie?
277
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She’s, uh, she’s a
she’s a potato chip.
278
00:08:52,230 --> 00:08:53,130
She’s a potato chip?
279
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Potato conference.
280
00:08:54,570 --> 00:08:56,770
She’s just a little potato,
that’s what I like to call her.
281
00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,310
Hey guys, has
anybody seen Julie?
282
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Looking for Julie.
283
00:08:59,710 --> 00:09:01,450
Hey, yeah, is she back from
her doctor’s appointment yet?
284
00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:03,510
What did you just say?
285
00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:05,210
Dude, seriously?
286
00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:06,910
You gotta remember, man,
287
00:09:07,010 --> 00:09:08,750
we talked about this
two seconds ago.
288
00:09:15,490 --> 00:09:17,460
Everyone might as
well drop out now.
289
00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:20,460
Oh, I gave up after I
watched you do wind sprints
290
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,730
in the parking lot.
291
00:09:21,830 --> 00:09:23,930
Oh yeah? I like imagining
that I’m back on the track team
292
00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:26,200
trying to beat my own
personal best time.
293
00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:27,770
I don’t drink, I don’t smoke,
294
00:09:27,870 --> 00:09:28,770
I don’t do drugs.
295
00:09:28,870 --> 00:09:29,770
I’m in bed by 9:30.
296
00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,110
Hey, you know what?
297
00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,570
Maybe that’s why Amanda thinks
your podcast isn’t connecting.
298
00:09:33,670 --> 00:09:36,570
You’re too squeaky clean
for a true crime audience.
299
00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,140
And you’re in bed by 9:30.
300
00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:42,320
All good murders
happen after 9:30.
301
00:09:42,420 --> 00:09:44,120
Well, 9:45 sometimes!
302
00:09:44,220 --> 00:09:45,990
If I’m feeling crazy.
303
00:09:46,090 --> 00:09:48,290
Okay, you can zip up.
304
00:09:48,390 --> 00:09:49,930
So how did you
hurt your back?
305
00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:51,420
Sports injury.
306
00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:53,160
And, and the vest?
307
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,800
I’m trying to manage
my menopause symptoms
308
00:09:54,890 --> 00:09:56,160
with diet and exercise.
309
00:09:56,260 --> 00:09:57,660
Well, how is that
working out for you?
310
00:09:57,760 --> 00:09:58,860
Great. You know,
311
00:09:58,970 --> 00:10:01,610
aside from a few
tiny night sweats,
312
00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,200
it’s no big deal.
313
00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:06,940
Well, I think
it’s a bad strain,
314
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:10,010
but, um, how many times a
night are you waking up?
315
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,140
I haven’t really counted.
316
00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:14,810
I don’t know, five,
six times maybe?
317
00:10:14,910 --> 00:10:16,150
Okay. And mood swings?
318
00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:18,650
I did swim out of
Aqua Fit class in a huff.
319
00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:21,190
Okay. And is there
any other symptoms?
320
00:10:21,290 --> 00:10:22,830
Sex is kind of...
321
00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:25,720
Okay, wait a second.
322
00:10:25,830 --> 00:10:27,730
Are you writing me a
prescription for HRT?
323
00:10:27,830 --> 00:10:29,830
Yes, it is the gold standard.
324
00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,670
Oh, I know,
I’ve read the studies.
325
00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,660
You know, I, uh, I actually,
326
00:10:33,770 --> 00:10:35,570
I do a podcast on menopause.
327
00:10:35,670 --> 00:10:36,570
I’m not sure if
you’ve heard it?
328
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:39,070
Nope. I went to school
for twenty years.
329
00:10:39,170 --> 00:10:40,440
I am done learning.
330
00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,080
I think I’m managing very well.
331
00:10:42,170 --> 00:10:43,070
I am not there yet.
332
00:10:43,180 --> 00:10:44,250
And besides,
333
00:10:44,340 --> 00:10:46,610
I’m a bit leery of putting
more hormones in my body.
334
00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:48,080
Remember the IVF?
335
00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:49,680
The crazy mood swings?
The bloating?
336
00:10:49,780 --> 00:10:53,550
I also remember that you
wanted a natural childbirth,
337
00:10:53,650 --> 00:10:54,720
how’d that work out?
338
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,260
I screamed for pain meds.
339
00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:57,330
If you change your mind.
340
00:10:57,420 --> 00:10:58,660
I don’t think I’m,
I’m there yet.
341
00:10:58,760 --> 00:10:59,860
Well, you might.
342
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,060
I doubt it.
343
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,760
Okay well, take it anyway.
344
00:11:02,860 --> 00:11:06,060
And here is something for
your pain and your back.
345
00:11:06,170 --> 00:11:07,170
Thank you.
346
00:11:07,270 --> 00:11:08,670
You’re welcome.
347
00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:10,010
I take them.
348
00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:11,230
Give them a shot, okay?
349
00:11:11,340 --> 00:11:12,880
Yeah, of course.
350
00:11:13,970 --> 00:11:15,510
Oh my God!
351
00:11:15,610 --> 00:11:16,880
Oh, hello Julie.
352
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:17,880
What are you doing here?
353
00:11:17,980 --> 00:11:19,520
Obviously you came
to see your doctor
354
00:11:19,610 --> 00:11:21,750
so they could be my
doctor too, correct?
355
00:11:21,850 --> 00:11:22,750
Incorrect.
356
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,920
Hi. Hello, Julie’s doctor.
357
00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:26,050
It is an honour to meet you.
358
00:11:26,150 --> 00:11:27,080
My name is Kris.
359
00:11:27,190 --> 00:11:28,790
I’m previously
Julie’s best friend
360
00:11:28,890 --> 00:11:30,160
before she betrayed
me and humiliated me
361
00:11:30,260 --> 00:11:31,330
in front of the
whole workplace.
362
00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:32,590
What?
363
00:11:32,690 --> 00:11:33,490
And I’m gonna be an
excellent patient.
364
00:11:33,590 --> 00:11:34,890
I am in excellent health.
365
00:11:34,990 --> 00:11:36,730
I am fully hydrated
366
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,070
so I can give you a
urine sample on demand.
367
00:11:39,170 --> 00:11:41,140
Aren’t you lucky? You slide
that mug over right here.
368
00:11:41,230 --> 00:11:42,730
I’m gonna lift a leg.
I’m gonna do it.
369
00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:45,140
Yay! Assuming you’re
taking patients!
370
00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:46,270
No, I’m not.
371
00:11:46,370 --> 00:11:47,970
- That’s a shame.
- She’s not normally like this.
372
00:11:48,070 --> 00:11:49,140
Okay.
373
00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:50,410
I think you’re supposed to-
374
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:51,410
Oh, miss-
- Yeah?
375
00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:52,680
Taken in excess
376
00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,820
the side effects of those
supplements can cause paranoia.
377
00:11:54,910 --> 00:11:56,080
Have you been
snorting them maybe?
378
00:11:56,180 --> 00:11:57,780
Oh, thanks for the
top tip, Julie.
379
00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:59,120
Oh God.
380
00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:00,720
- Oh, there we go.
- No, no, no, no, no.
381
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:03,090
You can’t, you can’t
snort that here, ma’am.
382
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:05,090
Oh, I’m sorry,
are you my doctor now?
383
00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:10,460
Uh, Doctor, would you mind
just giving us a second?
384
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:11,960
It’s terrible for your teeth.
385
00:12:12,060 --> 00:12:14,130
What the hell was that?
That was actually insane.
386
00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:16,770
Well I will tell you
what is insane, Julie,
387
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,000
gettin’ the whole
office to keep a secret
388
00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:20,340
behind your best
friend’s back!
389
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,340
Et tu, Brute? Ah!
390
00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:27,740
Hold this. It is a dagger
and you stab me 23 times.
391
00:12:27,850 --> 00:12:29,950
I’m bleeding out!
392
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,790
I’m Caesar.
393
00:12:32,890 --> 00:12:35,990
How exactly did I betray you?
394
00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:36,990
Did you really ask me that?
395
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:37,990
I’m gonna tell you.
396
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,490
I’m gonna...
397
00:12:40,490 --> 00:12:41,390
I’m gonna tell you.
398
00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:42,790
What you think I was
gonna do, Julie?
399
00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:44,030
You think I was gonna
come to the hospital,
400
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:45,700
run around, find ya and
ask for your doctor?
401
00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:46,800
You think I was
gonna do that?
402
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,040
That is exactly
what you did do.
403
00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:51,040
You are insanely
hyper right now.
404
00:12:51,140 --> 00:12:52,540
Those packets must
be full of sugar.
405
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,410
You wanna know what these
packets are full of, Julie?
406
00:12:54,510 --> 00:12:57,010
They are full of energy.
407
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,110
They are full of facts.
408
00:12:59,210 --> 00:13:01,350
And they are full
of friendship.
409
00:13:01,450 --> 00:13:02,650
Let me tell you
something, Julie.
410
00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:04,020
I don’t feel sad at all.
411
00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:05,360
I feel great!
412
00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:09,120
’Cause who is not sleeping and
cryin’ in the bathtub tonight?
413
00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:11,390
This lemon tart right here.
414
00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:12,790
Goodbye, Julie!
415
00:13:12,890 --> 00:13:13,990
Goodbye forever!
416
00:13:14,090 --> 00:13:14,990
Whatever, Kris.
417
00:13:15,090 --> 00:13:15,990
I’ll see ya back
at the office.
418
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:17,200
If you’re lucky!
419
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,200
Hey Amanda!
420
00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:20,370
I just wanted to call,
421
00:13:20,470 --> 00:13:22,640
let you know Kris is
testing out the Glowee.
422
00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:25,210
Audience engagement is way up.
423
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:28,800
And I think this next
episode is gonna be a killer!
424
00:13:28,910 --> 00:13:30,010
Yeah. Okay. Okay. Thank you.
425
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,580
Hey, um, have you
taken a moment
426
00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:34,650
to just reconsider
giving me my old job?
427
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:36,050
Hello? Hello?
428
00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:37,690
She hung up.
429
00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:41,750
Do I smell donuts?!
430
00:13:41,850 --> 00:13:45,250
Nope. Just the flavour
of my good old vape. Yep.
431
00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:46,290
I’m evolving.
432
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:48,060
Guess who’s going to
bed at 10:30 tonight.
433
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,130
Vaping looks good on you.
434
00:13:49,230 --> 00:13:50,630
Thank you.
435
00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,260
Chelsey, vaping in the
office is forbidden.
436
00:13:54,370 --> 00:13:55,840
Hand it over, please.
437
00:14:00,910 --> 00:14:02,810
This will be noted and
marked and recorded.
438
00:14:06,610 --> 00:14:08,650
What’s more relatable than
getting reprimanded by HR,
439
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:09,650
am I right?
440
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:11,890
Look healthy!
Jamila’s back from lunch!
441
00:14:11,980 --> 00:14:13,380
Shoot.
442
00:14:16,390 --> 00:14:17,790
This is so good.
443
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,530
It’s so tasty.
444
00:14:19,630 --> 00:14:21,100
It’s like I’m a rabbit.
445
00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:23,030
You’re all weak!
446
00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:25,130
Gold star for Chelsey!
447
00:14:25,230 --> 00:14:26,130
But I’m vaping!
448
00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:27,900
Oh, honey. No you’re not.
449
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,200
So cute though.
450
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:30,870
This is just...
You know what?
451
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:33,040
I only cared about
Health Week to be a team player.
452
00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:36,780
But I’m starting to think that
this team doesn’t like MVPs.
453
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,480
Okay? So maybe I should
just make like Kawhi,
454
00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:42,250
take my ball and
dribble on home.
455
00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:44,090
Who’s Kawhi? Is she new here?
456
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:47,690
Oh, Kris!
457
00:14:47,790 --> 00:14:50,160
Hey, how are the
supplements going?
458
00:14:53,530 --> 00:14:55,530
Oh, that’s a choice.
459
00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:57,470
I think your ratios are off.
460
00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,460
Oh, I didn’t like that.
461
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,300
Oh, Julie, there you are.
462
00:15:06,310 --> 00:15:07,710
Oh and by the way,
463
00:15:07,810 --> 00:15:09,250
Larry let the cat
out of the bag.
464
00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:10,810
Don’t worry about it, Jamila.
465
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,550
Hey, did you ever try HRT?
466
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:13,550
No.
467
00:15:13,650 --> 00:15:14,990
Oh, how come?
468
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,150
Well, I didn’t even know
that that was an option.
469
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,420
No one in my family spoke about
menopause or anything like it,
470
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,290
so there’s no way I
was gonna bring it up
471
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:24,830
or even ask for support.
472
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,960
If it had been an option,
would you have tried it?
473
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:30,860
I would’ve taken anything to
quench that burning inferno,
474
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,700
but I thought I was supposed
to just suffer in silence
475
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,600
so I did.
476
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:39,940
Uh oh!
477
00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:46,880
Oh sweet Lord.
478
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:50,820
Oh, okay.
479
00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:58,530
Okay. Oh come, get off!
480
00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:01,530
Oh, can’t get these off!
481
00:16:01,630 --> 00:16:02,830
Hello Julie.
482
00:16:02,930 --> 00:16:04,170
Okay, please don’t
yell at me again.
483
00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:06,530
I am not having a great day.
484
00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:08,000
Tell me about it.
485
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,000
Do you wanna stop
peeing first?
486
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:12,530
Okay, go ahead.
487
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,510
My doctor prescribed HRT
488
00:16:14,610 --> 00:16:15,680
and I’m not sure
I wanna take it.
489
00:16:16,780 --> 00:16:18,150
But isn’t HRT the, the cure?
490
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,110
I don’t want the cure.
491
00:16:20,210 --> 00:16:21,380
I wanna be one of those women
492
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,150
who just skates through
menopause with no symptoms.
493
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,750
And if I take HRT,
494
00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:27,550
it means that I’m
not in control.
495
00:16:27,650 --> 00:16:32,590
And also, IVF was so hard on
me and it’s more hormones and I,
496
00:16:32,690 --> 00:16:33,990
I just don’t know what to do.
497
00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:36,330
I’m really sorry you’re
going through such a hard time.
498
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:37,930
Are you okay?
499
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,340
Yep, I’m good.
500
00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:44,400
I mean, my pee is glowing
501
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,000
so that’s probably
a really good sign.
502
00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:47,010
I’m like a hundred percent.
503
00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:48,010
Are you okay?
504
00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:49,350
Not really. Nope.
505
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,080
Hearing you pee is, uh,
506
00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:52,550
it’s kinda making me
have to pee even more
507
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:57,150
and I cannot get these
stupid pants off!
508
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,420
I’m helping ya.
- No!
509
00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,060
- No, no, no, no, no.
- No, no, I don’t need help.
510
00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:01,280
I pulled up my diaper,
it’s fine.
511
00:17:01,390 --> 00:17:02,520
- I’m not, I’m not...
- - I’m coming in!
512
00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:03,990
- The door is locked.
- - I’m comin’ in.
513
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:05,260
- The door is locked.
- - Here I am!
514
00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:06,390
Oh my God!
You came that way.
515
00:17:06,490 --> 00:17:08,230
I need your help.
Gimme your hand.
516
00:17:08,330 --> 00:17:09,870
- No I don’t!
- Gimme your hand.
517
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,030
Ow ow ow!
518
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:12,330
Okay, almost there!
519
00:17:12,430 --> 00:17:14,100
These are so tight.
What are you wearing?
520
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,270
Oh, it’s like a
wet bathing suit.
521
00:17:15,370 --> 00:17:16,400
Ow! Oh my!
522
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:21,540
My back! My back! Ah!
523
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:22,570
Kris?
524
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,410
Kris?
525
00:17:25,510 --> 00:17:26,580
Kris!
526
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:32,420
- Hello? Um...
- Hello, 9-1-1.
527
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:35,060
What’s the nature
of your emergency?
528
00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:36,890
My friend is on packets?
529
00:17:43,030 --> 00:17:45,670
Oh my gosh. Anna?
530
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:46,660
- Hey!
- Hi!
531
00:17:46,770 --> 00:17:47,670
No, no I can’t.
532
00:17:47,770 --> 00:17:48,940
I’m pretending I
have chest pain.
533
00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:49,930
Why?
534
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,810
It’s the fast track
to seeing a doctor.
535
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,640
What are you faking
to get in here?
536
00:17:54,670 --> 00:17:55,870
I drank too much
menopause water,
537
00:17:55,970 --> 00:17:57,240
and then I poisoned myself.
538
00:17:57,340 --> 00:18:00,240
Listen, you have to see a doctor
if you end up in emergency.
539
00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:01,890
Are you kidding me?
540
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,850
Holy shit!
541
00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:07,850
Oh my God!
542
00:18:07,950 --> 00:18:09,490
- We did it!
- We did it.
543
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,430
We did it.
544
00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:14,030
Okay, Ms. Fine.
545
00:18:14,130 --> 00:18:16,300
Your toxicology report
came back clear
546
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,670
except for an unusually
high level of B12,
547
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,130
which your body will
flush out naturally
548
00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:22,830
because you poisoned
yourself with vitamin water?
549
00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:25,940
Actually it was Glowee
Menopause Supplement water.
550
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:26,940
It was, it was for work.
551
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:27,940
We can’t fix menopause
with vitamins.
552
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,170
No, I know that.
553
00:18:29,270 --> 00:18:30,940
It’s just that I’ve been in
a lot of pain and bleeding
554
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,210
for two years.
555
00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:33,950
Lemme tell you something,
Niagara Falls ain’t got nothing
556
00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:36,150
compared to what’s going
on down here.
557
00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:38,150
If you were in a canoe,
flip ya right over.
558
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,150
So you drank a lake’s worth
of water to stop the bleeding?
559
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:41,380
No, not for that.
560
00:18:41,490 --> 00:18:42,990
I just like,
also I have flat feet.
561
00:18:43,090 --> 00:18:44,590
That’s unrelated.
562
00:18:46,930 --> 00:18:48,570
You know that feeling when
you’re like really overwhelmed?
563
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,600
Uh, it’s like, it actually
feels like you’re drowning,
564
00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:52,840
but then you think about it
and you go, oh my God,
565
00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:54,930
I really wish I was,
I wish I was drowning.
566
00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:55,960
Okay, picture this.
567
00:18:56,070 --> 00:18:57,870
You are at, you
have a daughter,
568
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,310
and you’re, you know you’re,
you’re a good mom
569
00:19:00,410 --> 00:19:02,480
and you’re just at her
laser tag birthday party
570
00:19:02,570 --> 00:19:03,500
and you’re just there and you,
571
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:04,980
and then you have
a lot of feelings.
572
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,320
So basically I feel
like some people,
573
00:19:06,410 --> 00:19:07,440
probably not me,
574
00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:09,190
but something I heard
about it, like an anxiety,
575
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,880
you have a panic attack.
576
00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:12,380
Okay.
577
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:16,650
Kris, do you have a therapist?
578
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,230
It’s just kind of pricey.
579
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:19,760
Gotta pew-pew-pew big bucks.
580
00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:21,400
That’s me slapping
down the dollars.
581
00:19:21,490 --> 00:19:23,560
You can get a free therapist
through the healthcare system,
582
00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:24,760
but the thing about
that is there’s a-
583
00:19:24,860 --> 00:19:26,660
- It’s a bit of a wait?
- It’s a bit of a wait.
584
00:19:26,770 --> 00:19:29,070
Panic attacks are
psychosomatic,
585
00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:32,410
so we usually try
meditation or therapy
586
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,570
’cause if you’re here for pills,
I, I’m not a dispensary.
587
00:19:34,670 --> 00:19:35,570
Oh, that’s not why I’m here.
588
00:19:35,670 --> 00:19:36,910
Oh my gosh, is that
a pill over there?
589
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,180
Give it-
Yeah, I’m giving it the finger.
590
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,580
I’m the pill.
591
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:40,880
I fingered myself so I
don’t hate, I hate it.
592
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,150
I think you’ve got
the wrong idea.
593
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,050
You don’t like pills. Got it.
594
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:46,420
What I can do for you is
look into the heavy bleeding,
595
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,720
’cause I am worried
about that.
596
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,760
So what I’d like to
do is run a new lab.
597
00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:50,960
We’re gonna get ultrasound.
598
00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:52,060
We’re gonna get mammogram.
599
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,260
We’re gonna do-
- Wait, wait.
600
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,260
Are you saying that
you are my doctor?
601
00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:59,070
I will take you on,
602
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,600
mostly ’cause I don’t
leave here as it is. So-
603
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:02,630
- Can we?
- No, we can’t do that.
604
00:20:02,730 --> 00:20:03,660
’Cause the last
patient that hugged me
605
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:04,970
gave me hand,
foot and mouth.
606
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,240
Okay, look, I’m gonna hug myself
and pretend you’re in here.
607
00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:07,240
Holding tight.
608
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,240
I’m holding you so, so tight.
609
00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:12,080
Your tea.
610
00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:13,680
Oh, thank you.
611
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,020
You were right about
the weighted vest.
612
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,290
Please don’t say,
"I told you so."
613
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:19,480
You always overdo it.
614
00:20:19,590 --> 00:20:20,720
But FYI,
615
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,290
I did win Health Week.
616
00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:24,290
I mean mostly because
Jamila felt sorry for me,
617
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,490
but still I’m taking the W.
618
00:20:25,590 --> 00:20:26,490
Congratulations.
619
00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:29,490
Sorry. Your doctor give you
anything for your back?
620
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:34,710
Yeah, and, um, she
suggested maybe I try HRT?
621
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,140
That’s great!
622
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,640
Is it?
623
00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:39,640
It’s not great.
624
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:40,710
I mean, am I there yet?
625
00:20:40,810 --> 00:20:42,080
Do I really need it?
626
00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:46,340
I heard you hurt your back.
627
00:20:46,450 --> 00:20:47,480
I’m making this thing
in the microwave
628
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,350
with like a hotdog bun
and shredded cheese.
629
00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:50,350
Do you want it?
630
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,620
I am trying to
manage my symptoms.
631
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:55,690
You know what, actually that
sounds really, really good.
632
00:20:55,790 --> 00:20:56,820
I’ll have one. Thank you.
633
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,490
Hey, some pretty great
things have come out of
634
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,130
taking hormones.
635
00:21:01,990 --> 00:21:04,830
Ow! Fuck!
636
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:05,900
Oh no, no, that
was on the floor.
637
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:06,900
Here.
638
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:07,900
It can’t be that hot.
639
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,470
Oh fuck! It is hot. Ow!
640
00:21:09,570 --> 00:21:10,910
Geez. Hold that.
- Oh fuck!
641
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:11,900
- Yeah.
- Ow! Oh my God!
642
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,130
- Ah, shit.
- Oh!
643
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:16,080
♪ The kid is hot tonight
644
00:21:16,170 --> 00:21:19,310
♪ Whoa, so hot tonight
645
00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:25,250
♪ But where will
he be tomorrow?
646
00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:29,580
♪ The kid is hot tonight
647
00:21:29,690 --> 00:21:32,590
♪ Whoa, so hot tonight
648
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,760
♪ But where will he be?
649
00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:39,060
♪ Where will he be?
650
00:21:39,930 --> 00:21:42,530
♪ The kid is hot tonight ♪
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