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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,410 --> 00:00:08,080 Welcome to Small Achievable Goals, 2 00:00:08,170 --> 00:00:09,840 the show where two friends get real 3 00:00:09,940 --> 00:00:11,380 about menopause and middle age. 4 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:12,880 Today we’re talking hot flashes. 5 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:14,380 Oh my god, I’m so hot all the time 6 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:16,950 my make-up is sliding off my face. 7 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:19,590 Welcome to episode three! Invisibility. 8 00:00:19,690 --> 00:00:22,690 People under the age of 25 literally cannot see me. 9 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:24,530 It’s episode six, Brain Fog. 10 00:00:24,620 --> 00:00:27,120 Yesterday I could not remember the word for "tree" 11 00:00:27,230 --> 00:00:29,500 so I just called it "street broccoli"... 12 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:30,800 Oh, cute. 13 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:32,770 That is our episode for this week. 14 00:00:32,870 --> 00:00:35,110 We would like to thank our listeners for subscribing. 15 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:36,270 We love you. Bye! 16 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:37,710 Bye! 17 00:00:39,470 --> 00:00:41,870 I can’t believe we got the show that we wanted. 18 00:00:41,980 --> 00:00:45,450 The hours are long, but I love working for Amanda King. 19 00:00:45,550 --> 00:00:47,620 Really good work today. 20 00:00:47,710 --> 00:00:48,780 I have a few notes, 21 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:50,680 so come by my office before you leave, okay? 22 00:00:50,780 --> 00:00:51,810 Okay. 23 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:53,020 You ready for this meeting? 24 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,390 Yes, I’m good. 25 00:00:54,490 --> 00:00:55,660 Here we go. 26 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:56,760 {\an8} Ow! 27 00:00:59,090 --> 00:01:03,760 ♪ I feel it all, I feel it all ♪ 28 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:07,500 You are not your anxiety. 29 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:11,840 You are in control. 30 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:15,940 Feelings come and go like clouds in a windy sky. 31 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:16,940 Mom, come on. 32 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:18,540 We got party planning to do! 33 00:01:18,650 --> 00:01:21,120 Action absorbs anxiety. 34 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:23,620 Thank you for listening. 35 00:01:24,650 --> 00:01:26,050 Okay, my birthday party- 36 00:01:26,150 --> 00:01:28,750 Uh, birthday party commences at 6:00 PM 37 00:01:28,860 --> 00:01:31,360 in the activity centre known as ’Light Speed Combat’! 38 00:01:31,460 --> 00:01:32,360 Don’t forget to pick up- 39 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:33,530 The Dumble Cake! 40 00:01:33,630 --> 00:01:36,000 Don’t worry, please, baby. I am all over this party. 41 00:01:36,100 --> 00:01:37,570 ♪ Nothing to worry about ♪ 42 00:01:37,660 --> 00:01:39,160 You’re singing a lot lately. 43 00:01:39,270 --> 00:01:40,270 What’s up with that? 44 00:01:40,370 --> 00:01:41,940 Nothing. Young women with lasers, 45 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:43,280 that’s just a military that I can 46 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:45,070 ♪ get behind, I can get behind ♪ 47 00:01:45,170 --> 00:01:46,670 Please wear pants. - Yep. 48 00:01:46,770 --> 00:01:49,240 And remember, we are all back here 49 00:01:49,340 --> 00:01:53,780 at 7:30 PM for a sleepover. 50 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,420 Please don’t be late. 51 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:59,290 Hey, you don’t have to worry about your mom. 52 00:01:59,390 --> 00:02:00,520 You just worry about shooting people 53 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,090 directly in the chest, okay? 54 00:02:02,190 --> 00:02:03,360 Mom’s okay. 55 00:02:04,660 --> 00:02:05,690 - Hey! - Morning! 56 00:02:05,790 --> 00:02:07,260 Oh, hey, have you been crying? 57 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:08,760 No. Oh my gosh. No I haven’t, have you? 58 00:02:08,860 --> 00:02:10,030 Stop. Wait. - No. 59 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,100 Okay. What is happening? 60 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,370 Ugh, I just have to... 61 00:02:13,470 --> 00:02:14,770 Oh? Oh! Okay. - Oh. Whoa! 62 00:02:14,870 --> 00:02:17,010 Okay, why-why are your nipples wet? 63 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:19,000 Well, I was at the coffee shop 64 00:02:19,110 --> 00:02:20,410 and this woman recognized my voice 65 00:02:20,510 --> 00:02:21,510 and then she started to telling me 66 00:02:21,610 --> 00:02:22,780 her vagina problems. 67 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:24,050 These are her tears. 68 00:02:24,140 --> 00:02:25,170 Oh, that’s so sweet. 69 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,020 Oh sure, just like waltz in late. 70 00:02:27,110 --> 00:02:28,180 Hey, Amanda is here. - Oh, hi. Okay. 71 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:30,420 And your eyes are so puffy. 72 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:31,450 What’s up with that? 73 00:02:31,550 --> 00:02:33,050 Oh, absolutely nothing. I am steady. I am- 74 00:02:33,150 --> 00:02:34,050 Just watch out for that- 75 00:02:34,150 --> 00:02:35,650 - Oof! - Ooh. Okay, well... 76 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,830 {\an8}Ooh, these look delicious. 77 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:41,830 {\an8}Get your hand out of there. 78 00:02:41,930 --> 00:02:43,930 {\an8}The meeting hasn’t even started. 79 00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:46,770 {\an8}I can’t wait to tell Amanda how much I love her changes: 80 00:02:46,870 --> 00:02:48,170 {\an8}organic breakfast bar, 81 00:02:48,270 --> 00:02:50,240 {\an8}cranial sacral massages. Come on! 82 00:02:50,340 --> 00:02:52,080 {\an8}She is a visionary. 83 00:02:52,170 --> 00:02:53,840 I feel like we just like get each other. 84 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:56,240 I am so close to being her best friend. 85 00:02:56,340 --> 00:02:57,240 So close. 86 00:02:57,340 --> 00:02:58,240 Ooooohhhhhhhh! 87 00:02:58,340 --> 00:02:59,640 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 88 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,250 It’s the first quarterly review! 89 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:03,920 Who is ready? 90 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:08,790 I love you all. 91 00:03:08,890 --> 00:03:10,460 You are superstars. 92 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,830 But you are also losers. 93 00:03:12,930 --> 00:03:13,900 Podcasts are in decline. 94 00:03:13,990 --> 00:03:17,230 We are under an existential threat to survive 95 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:19,730 and be the winners I know you are. 96 00:03:19,830 --> 00:03:23,230 Our podcasts need to be number one across all platforms. 97 00:03:23,340 --> 00:03:25,110 {\an8}Crank it up! 98 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:27,270 Number one: 99 00:03:27,370 --> 00:03:29,240 More downloads across the board! 100 00:03:29,340 --> 00:03:30,440 How do we do that? 101 00:03:30,540 --> 00:03:31,610 Number two: 102 00:03:31,710 --> 00:03:36,250 Chelsey! Robyn! Make murder relatable! 103 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:37,480 Number three: 104 00:03:37,580 --> 00:03:38,510 Julie! Kris! 105 00:03:38,620 --> 00:03:39,520 I have a surprise for you. 106 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:40,520 Yeah? 107 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:41,890 All my other podcasts are doing it, 108 00:03:41,990 --> 00:03:43,120 but now it’s your turn. 109 00:03:43,220 --> 00:03:44,290 So from now on, 110 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,690 your podcast will be filmed. 111 00:03:46,790 --> 00:03:50,560 Um... yeah, uh, not totally sure we wanna be on camera. 112 00:03:50,660 --> 00:03:52,500 Don’t you want Small Achievable Goals 113 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:53,500 to be number one? 114 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:54,500 ’Cuz I do. 115 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,140 And eyes mean more viewership, 116 00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:00,610 which means more platforms, which leads to more growth, 117 00:04:00,710 --> 00:04:02,480 more engagement... 118 00:04:02,580 --> 00:04:03,750 And more studio time. 119 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:06,080 I’m gonna need a half hour more. 120 00:04:06,180 --> 00:04:07,080 No. 121 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,420 Oh, and Devon- - Yeah. Evan. 122 00:04:08,510 --> 00:04:10,250 I’m gonna take you off as managing director. 123 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:13,250 I just really need you to focus on Julie and Kris’s podcast. 124 00:04:14,450 --> 00:04:16,950 Okay my beautiful number ones! 125 00:04:17,060 --> 00:04:17,960 Go out there, 126 00:04:18,060 --> 00:04:19,230 make it happen! 127 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:22,500 Because I really hate firing people! 128 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:23,970 Is that on the table? - Did she say fired? 129 00:04:24,060 --> 00:04:25,560 See, we’re already fired. 130 00:04:25,670 --> 00:04:27,810 I really wish Amanda had talked to us about this. 131 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:29,340 This is a big decision. 132 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:31,310 I mean, you’re lucky you’re used to being on camera. 133 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:32,400 Yeah, not today. 134 00:04:32,510 --> 00:04:34,180 It’s really, it’s just, I have a lot of stuff. 135 00:04:34,270 --> 00:04:35,910 And I’m just not a camera person today. 136 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:37,980 Okay, well I am not a camera person ever. 137 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:39,720 Okay, it’s Saffron’s birthday and then I gotta get a cake. 138 00:04:39,810 --> 00:04:40,710 There’s lots of action, 139 00:04:40,810 --> 00:04:41,910 it’s just not really absorbing anything. 140 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:42,920 Hey Julie, how are my eyes? 141 00:04:43,020 --> 00:04:43,920 They’re so puffy. 142 00:04:44,020 --> 00:04:45,560 Good. I mean, great. Yeah, no problem. 143 00:04:45,650 --> 00:04:46,550 - Okay. - Okay. 144 00:04:46,650 --> 00:04:47,750 We are not doing this! 145 00:04:47,850 --> 00:04:49,350 We’ll just, we’ll go and talk to Amanda 146 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:51,760 and we’ll tell her how we feel and we’ll set everything right. 147 00:04:51,860 --> 00:04:52,760 Okay, great. 148 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:53,960 We just need a meeting. 149 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:54,960 Probably not a meeting because that’ll take more time 150 00:04:55,060 --> 00:04:55,960 and I have a birthday party. 151 00:04:56,060 --> 00:04:56,960 Could you make it a short meeting? 152 00:04:57,060 --> 00:04:57,960 Just no facts. 153 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:06,140 Amanda, we need to talk about the cameras. 154 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:07,270 You know what? 155 00:05:07,370 --> 00:05:09,140 I actually just wanna talk to Kris for a second. 156 00:05:15,420 --> 00:05:16,820 - Come. - Yeah. 157 00:05:21,450 --> 00:05:22,620 Your eyes look a little swollen. 158 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:24,120 You okay? 159 00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:26,560 Cancer? 160 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,030 Oh my god, you can tell from my eyes? 161 00:05:28,130 --> 00:05:29,530 July 3rd. 162 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:30,760 Pisces. 163 00:05:32,230 --> 00:05:35,370 Just two water babies hanging out. 164 00:05:35,470 --> 00:05:37,910 Big hearts, big feelings. 165 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,570 I know you Kris. 166 00:05:39,670 --> 00:05:42,570 Sure. For four months. 167 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,220 I mean, I know you. 168 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:45,380 Oh. 169 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,220 I can see that you haven’t been yourself. 170 00:05:47,310 --> 00:05:49,050 So if you wanna talk about it... 171 00:05:49,820 --> 00:05:50,990 this isn’t the place. 172 00:05:52,350 --> 00:05:53,320 So stop letting the personal 173 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:55,360 get in the way of the professional. 174 00:05:55,460 --> 00:05:57,360 I think it was Winston Churchill who once said, 175 00:05:57,460 --> 00:05:59,430 "If you are going through hell, 176 00:05:59,530 --> 00:06:01,370 "keep going." 177 00:06:01,460 --> 00:06:03,560 I need you to be more like Winston Churchill. 178 00:06:03,660 --> 00:06:05,360 Yeah, like just smoke cigars 179 00:06:05,470 --> 00:06:06,940 and make decisions on the toilet. 180 00:06:07,030 --> 00:06:08,770 You gotta keep it tucked in tight, 181 00:06:08,870 --> 00:06:10,370 just like I had to. 182 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:11,770 It’s also really good for your core. 183 00:06:11,870 --> 00:06:13,070 Mm-hmm. 184 00:06:13,170 --> 00:06:16,240 Women everywhere are counting on you. 185 00:06:16,340 --> 00:06:17,880 Don’t disappoint them. 186 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:22,280 I mean, that being said, 187 00:06:22,380 --> 00:06:23,380 we love tears on the mic. 188 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:24,820 Everywhere else, yuck. 189 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:25,990 No tears. 190 00:06:26,090 --> 00:06:27,430 I’m not doing that. Forget it. See ya. Thank you. 191 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:28,420 - Keep it weepy. - Yep. 192 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:29,490 But not too much. 193 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,460 Whoop! One tear sucked it back in. Thank you. 194 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:32,800 You know, but just enough. 195 00:06:32,890 --> 00:06:34,190 Let them feel it, 196 00:06:34,290 --> 00:06:35,420 but you just feel a little. 197 00:06:35,530 --> 00:06:37,500 I’m not gonna feel anything. 198 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,200 Up! 199 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:41,440 A little feeling thing. Have feelings. Don’t have- 200 00:06:41,530 --> 00:06:42,930 Um, thank you! 201 00:06:44,140 --> 00:06:47,840 Hey! Um, so was I just demoted? 202 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:49,180 Let me be clear with you, Kevin. 203 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:50,180 It’s Evan. 204 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:52,620 I want all your focus on Julie and Kris. 205 00:06:52,710 --> 00:06:54,350 Menopause is a billion dollar industry, 206 00:06:54,450 --> 00:06:55,890 and I need to be the mama bird out there 207 00:06:55,980 --> 00:06:57,220 with the advertisers and sponsors 208 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:58,320 bringing home the worms. 209 00:06:58,420 --> 00:06:59,350 Yes, Mama Bird. 210 00:06:59,450 --> 00:07:00,750 And then I am the rooster 211 00:07:00,850 --> 00:07:03,420 because I stay here and I take care of the eggs, you know? 212 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,020 Do I look like a chicken? 213 00:07:05,730 --> 00:07:07,770 The-the opposite. 214 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:10,760 Hey, wait, wait! I can manage the office 215 00:07:10,860 --> 00:07:11,860 and produce the podcast. 216 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:13,630 You know, uh, Small Achievable Goals 217 00:07:13,730 --> 00:07:16,100 is number five on the Wellness charts, 218 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,370 and we are well on our way! 219 00:07:18,470 --> 00:07:22,270 This show has the potential to bring in some serious money. 220 00:07:22,380 --> 00:07:23,480 And yes, it’s charting, 221 00:07:23,580 --> 00:07:25,280 but it’s not generating as much revenue as it could. 222 00:07:25,380 --> 00:07:27,150 And I need you to change that. 223 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:29,150 So you gotta put it all on the gas pedal. 224 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,420 Yeah. 225 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:32,490 Show me. 226 00:07:32,590 --> 00:07:33,660 Um, okay, I, I- 227 00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:36,090 Put it all on that billion dollar menopause pedal! 228 00:07:36,190 --> 00:07:37,730 That’s it. Yes. - Just... 229 00:07:37,820 --> 00:07:39,590 putting it in your, you know? - YES! 230 00:07:39,690 --> 00:07:41,160 Success! - No. 231 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:43,900 Oh, okay. Alright. Okay. 232 00:07:47,770 --> 00:07:49,840 Oh. Hey, Mo. What’s up? 233 00:07:49,940 --> 00:07:51,940 Oh, elephant in the room. 234 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,040 Me and Kris. 235 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:55,510 No one cares. Not one person. - Uh uh. 236 00:07:55,610 --> 00:07:58,210 Anyways, murder is relatable! 237 00:07:58,310 --> 00:08:00,950 Okay? It’s called, "It Could Happen to You" 238 00:08:01,050 --> 00:08:04,190 not "It Won’t Ever Happen to You." 239 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,350 What is more relatable than that?! 240 00:08:06,450 --> 00:08:07,850 Right?! 241 00:08:09,190 --> 00:08:11,090 I’ve never seen her like this. 242 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:12,160 I’m scared. 243 00:08:12,260 --> 00:08:13,500 You know, she knows a lot about murder 244 00:08:13,590 --> 00:08:14,490 and how to get away with it. 245 00:08:14,590 --> 00:08:15,490 What are you saying, Robyn? 246 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:17,340 You know exactly what I’m saying! 247 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,240 I’m feeling something. 248 00:08:21,330 --> 00:08:23,770 Something I’ve never like, 249 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:24,940 I don’t know, felt before. 250 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:26,840 It’s like all of a sudden I just like, 251 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:29,340 don’t, like, believe in myself or something. 252 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:31,110 Oh. That’s called "self-doubt". 253 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:32,950 I feel it every morning when I wake up. 254 00:08:34,310 --> 00:08:35,210 Ew. Oh my gosh. 255 00:08:35,310 --> 00:08:36,910 That is the most disgusting thing. 256 00:08:37,020 --> 00:08:38,260 I’m working on it. 257 00:08:38,350 --> 00:08:39,820 There is your two shot. 258 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:40,890 Okay, here we are. 259 00:08:40,990 --> 00:08:42,560 Oh my god, is that what I look like? 260 00:08:42,660 --> 00:08:44,160 So many chins! 261 00:08:44,260 --> 00:08:45,160 Please, you look amazing. 262 00:08:45,260 --> 00:08:46,260 Doesn’t she look amazing? 263 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,930 Kris, seriously, are you allergic to something or? 264 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:51,970 You know what? I’m allergic to the time. 265 00:08:52,060 --> 00:08:52,990 I just, I have a hard out, Evan. 266 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:55,240 I gotta, okay, wait. We’re gonna go. Okay. 267 00:08:55,330 --> 00:08:57,170 And oh my gosh, who the sweet fuck is Citron? 268 00:08:57,270 --> 00:09:00,170 Ah, okay Evan, can we hold for a second? 269 00:09:00,270 --> 00:09:01,100 Can we just hold? 270 00:09:01,210 --> 00:09:02,310 Just gimme a second. 271 00:09:02,410 --> 00:09:04,710 It’s like, I used to have a clear line of demarcation 272 00:09:04,810 --> 00:09:05,980 between my chin and my neck, 273 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:08,680 and now it’s just like some horrible landslide of flesh. 274 00:09:08,780 --> 00:09:10,520 Uh, we can smooth it out in post. 275 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:12,560 Just I don’t ever see myself from this angle. 276 00:09:12,650 --> 00:09:13,890 Let’s roll, please. 277 00:09:13,990 --> 00:09:17,560 How is it that I look both puffy and wrinkly at the same time? 278 00:09:17,660 --> 00:09:18,730 Feelings, you know what they’re like, 279 00:09:18,820 --> 00:09:20,560 they’re like clouds on a windy day, they come and go. 280 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:21,960 I am like fucking Winston Churchill. 281 00:09:22,060 --> 00:09:24,760 I’m taking a shit and I’m commanding my shit, okay? 282 00:09:24,860 --> 00:09:26,130 Let’s roll, please. 283 00:09:26,230 --> 00:09:27,970 I can’t say vulnerable things and have people look at my face. 284 00:09:28,070 --> 00:09:29,070 I just can’t do it! - You can. 285 00:09:29,170 --> 00:09:30,140 - You can. - You can do it! 286 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:31,580 - No, I can’t do this. - You can do it, Julie. 287 00:09:31,670 --> 00:09:32,770 - Yeah, you can. - You can. 288 00:09:32,870 --> 00:09:33,770 No! 289 00:09:33,870 --> 00:09:35,270 Okay, okay. Take five. 290 00:09:40,210 --> 00:09:41,410 Hey, could, uh, we chat for a second? 291 00:09:41,510 --> 00:09:42,410 I can go grab Kris. 292 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:44,020 Actually, I wanna talk to you. 293 00:09:48,090 --> 00:09:50,490 I see great things for Small Achievable Goals. 294 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,030 I wanna take you and Kris to the next level, 295 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:54,020 but that requires video content. 296 00:09:54,130 --> 00:09:57,330 That’s, uh, actually what I wanted to chat to you about. 297 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,830 I am just not comfortable being on camera. 298 00:09:59,930 --> 00:10:01,300 It’s what the people want. 299 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,340 People wanna peel you like an onion, Julie. 300 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:04,410 They wanna listen to you 301 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,640 as you strip back the layers of your own skin. 302 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,340 Much like a derma-planing facial, 303 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:11,240 which I can book for you if you think that would be helpful? 304 00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:12,240 You think I need a facial? 305 00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:13,320 The bigger question is, 306 00:10:13,410 --> 00:10:14,580 do you think you need a facial? 307 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,650 Because that’s what the people wanna know. 308 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:20,250 Okay. Um, I’m a journalist and I’m really, 309 00:10:20,350 --> 00:10:21,250 I’m about ideas, 310 00:10:21,350 --> 00:10:22,620 I’m not really about looks. 311 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,090 And I have to admit, 312 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:26,130 you really did spring this camera thing on- 313 00:10:26,230 --> 00:10:28,130 Julie, you are a genius. 314 00:10:28,230 --> 00:10:29,970 Let’s just let that sit for a second. 315 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:32,540 Julie- I, I... 316 00:10:32,630 --> 00:10:33,700 that was a fast second, I could have just- 317 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,400 You have lived. 318 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:36,900 People wanna see that lived experience 319 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,740 come out of your lived in face. 320 00:10:40,210 --> 00:10:41,750 I know you won’t disappoint me. 321 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,550 Because I’m a genius? 322 00:10:45,410 --> 00:10:46,310 Oh, we’re done. Okay. 323 00:10:46,410 --> 00:10:47,410 You can do this. You can do this. 324 00:10:47,510 --> 00:10:48,410 You can do this. 325 00:10:48,510 --> 00:10:50,250 You’re a genius. You can do this. 326 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:52,790 Oh my God. 327 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,020 Oh, okay. 328 00:10:57,260 --> 00:10:58,260 Like that. 329 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:00,760 No, hold on. 330 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,030 Okay. 331 00:11:02,130 --> 00:11:03,100 Over there. 332 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,700 Lifting... 333 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:06,300 You never looked better. 334 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,100 No. 335 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,540 No, no, no, no! 336 00:11:19,050 --> 00:11:20,690 I need the extra half hour for tech. 337 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,750 I’m not leaving until my demands are met. 338 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,250 I’m taking your phone hostage. 339 00:11:26,350 --> 00:11:27,750 That’s a lot of missed calls. 340 00:11:27,850 --> 00:11:29,190 Gimme my phone, Larry. 341 00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:30,460 Give me my studio time. 342 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:31,760 What in "no" don’t you understand, 343 00:11:31,860 --> 00:11:33,500 the N or the O? 344 00:11:35,090 --> 00:11:38,030 Hello? This is Larry. To whom am I speaking? 345 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:39,200 Oh, Tatanya. 346 00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:40,970 So lovely, hey! 347 00:11:41,070 --> 00:11:42,970 I’ll call you back. 348 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,870 That’s rude. Who’s Tatanya? 349 00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:46,540 This meeting is over. 350 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,040 Goodbye. 351 00:11:49,180 --> 00:11:49,610 Okay. Thanks for coming in, Kris. 352 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:50,680 No problem, yeah. 353 00:11:50,780 --> 00:11:54,520 I just wanted to show you last week’s episode. 354 00:11:54,610 --> 00:11:56,950 Once I pull it up here, wherever it, oh, there it is. 355 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,750 Okay, uh, so if you notice this monitor here, 356 00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:00,880 it’s peaking a bunch. 357 00:12:00,990 --> 00:12:02,990 It’s this weird background kind of noise, 358 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,160 which isn’t the biggest deal, 359 00:12:04,260 --> 00:12:05,760 but if we could just cut that out. 360 00:12:05,860 --> 00:12:09,530 Today on the show we are talking about mood swings, 361 00:12:09,630 --> 00:12:12,970 uh, uh, changes that, that, um, in menopause- 362 00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:14,370 What Julie’s trying to say, I got it. I got it. 363 00:12:14,470 --> 00:12:16,040 Okay, um, we’re talking about menopause 364 00:12:16,140 --> 00:12:17,610 and, um, mood swings and emotional health. 365 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:18,600 And I’m fine emotionally. 366 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:19,600 I’ve never had a mood swing, 367 00:12:19,710 --> 00:12:20,780 so I don’t really know what that’s like. 368 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,140 But I imagine maybe it feels like, uh, 369 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:23,170 like a big black bird, I guess? 370 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:24,210 It’s just sitting on your chest, 371 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,440 like it’s the size of a possum. 372 00:12:25,540 --> 00:12:26,780 It makes it really hard to breathe 373 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,150 and then your chest gets really tight and you’re just like, 374 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:29,180 "I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe" 375 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:30,380 but you got, but you can’t say anything 376 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:31,750 and you gotta keep the bird tight. 377 00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:34,020 You’re like, "Little crow? Little crow killing the possum? 378 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,090 Please don’t say anything. 379 00:12:35,190 --> 00:12:37,360 And it’s coming at you and it’s like, "Kris! 380 00:12:37,460 --> 00:12:40,400 "Kris, you are a failure." 381 00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:43,990 And the possum’s already dead and it’s just hanging there- 382 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:45,230 Okay, screw it, screw it, screw it, screw it. 383 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:46,360 I’ve gotta get to the birthday party 384 00:12:46,470 --> 00:12:47,640 and I gotta be Winston Churchill. 385 00:12:47,730 --> 00:12:49,270 I gotta keep it together and I gotta put the name change 386 00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:50,440 on the cake. 387 00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:51,440 - Okay. - Okay. 388 00:12:51,540 --> 00:12:52,440 Okay. You know what? 389 00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:54,510 Yeah, mood swings are a thing. 390 00:12:54,610 --> 00:12:55,510 They can be surreal. 391 00:12:55,610 --> 00:12:56,710 They can be abstract. 392 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:59,210 They can feel like a bird possum or whatever that is. 393 00:12:59,310 --> 00:13:01,180 But, uh, let’s unpack that, okay? 394 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,350 Let’s, uh, oh shit. 395 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,820 Oh shit! Go, go! I got this. 396 00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,220 Okay, Kris, we can see you. 397 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:11,420 You cannot see her. 398 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:12,420 We can. 399 00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:13,560 Okay, look, Evan, 400 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:16,200 you wanted raw, vulnerable, emotional. 401 00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:18,400 Well this is what menopause really looks like. 402 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:19,840 One of us is holding on a pillow for dear life, 403 00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:20,830 while the other one’s trying to escape. 404 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:21,830 Keep ’er tight. 405 00:13:21,930 --> 00:13:24,430 So let’s talk mood swings. 406 00:13:24,540 --> 00:13:26,340 You know, sometimes the way that my husband eats his cereal 407 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:27,680 makes me wanna kill him. 408 00:13:27,770 --> 00:13:28,840 The other morning I was in the kitchen 409 00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:30,040 and then out of nowhere... 410 00:13:37,580 --> 00:13:38,880 Suckers! 411 00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:48,390 Hey, I’m looking for my daughter. 412 00:13:48,490 --> 00:13:49,490 Her name is Saffron. 413 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:50,500 Saffron! 414 00:13:53,600 --> 00:14:00,170 SAFFRON! 415 00:14:00,270 --> 00:14:02,540 Ahhhhh! 416 00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:05,870 Saffron. 417 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,950 Your kid’s party ended an hour ago. 418 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,790 Her dad came to pick her up. 419 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:14,890 Okay guys, that’s enough. 420 00:14:14,990 --> 00:14:16,490 Come on, let’s go. 421 00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:17,490 You got her. 422 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,230 Come on, you got her. 423 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,770 Julie? What are ya... 424 00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:30,270 Ah... 425 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,300 What’s all this? 426 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:35,500 I’m exploring my non-surgical options. 427 00:14:35,610 --> 00:14:37,310 Oh. For what? 428 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,310 Anti-aging! 429 00:14:39,410 --> 00:14:43,150 Basically it boils down to shooting poison, needles 430 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,820 or my own blood into my face. 431 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:47,960 Oh. You know, I, I like your face the way it is. 432 00:14:48,050 --> 00:14:49,690 This isn’t about how you feel about me, 433 00:14:49,790 --> 00:14:51,560 it’s about how I feel about me. 434 00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:53,560 You know, in my mind I’m 38, 435 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,130 but when I saw myself on camera today, 436 00:14:55,230 --> 00:14:58,430 I realized... I’ve peaked. 437 00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:01,900 I just want my outsides to match my insides. 438 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,670 And my insides don’t have all this extra skin. 439 00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:05,900 Remember I used to have a six pack? 440 00:15:06,010 --> 00:15:07,110 You never had a- 441 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,250 Yes, look, 442 00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:12,610 I can’t change how you feel about you, 443 00:15:12,710 --> 00:15:15,680 but I love your face, so please don’t change it. 444 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,950 I will always love you, your body- 445 00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:21,690 Even when I can tuck my boobs into my pants? 446 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:24,530 Yes! Yes. 447 00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:26,720 Because I will be right there next to you, 448 00:15:26,830 --> 00:15:28,570 tucking my balls into my socks. 449 00:15:29,860 --> 00:15:31,460 But seriously, if I can tuck my balls into my socks, 450 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:32,560 that’s time for you to- 451 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,170 Oh, smother you with a pillow. 452 00:15:34,270 --> 00:15:35,470 - Perfect. - Goes without saying. 453 00:15:41,270 --> 00:15:42,670 I’m here. 454 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:45,980 Saffron! 455 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,010 I’m here. I’m here. 456 00:15:47,110 --> 00:15:48,240 Hi, I’m a little bit late. 457 00:15:48,350 --> 00:15:49,420 - Hi. - Hi. I’m sorry. 458 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,420 Hey. Oh, hey. 459 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:54,290 Babe? Kris is here. 460 00:15:54,390 --> 00:15:56,130 Hi, um, are you hugging me so I don’t go inside? 461 00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:57,120 Kinda. - Okay. 462 00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:58,390 Hey, hey. - Hi. Hi. 463 00:15:58,490 --> 00:15:59,660 Here. Oh, everything’s okay. 464 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,330 No, it’s not okay. It is not okay. 465 00:16:01,430 --> 00:16:02,560 I’m gonna just gonna go inside for a second. 466 00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:03,730 I just wanna say that I’m sorry. 467 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,170 Everyone understands. We already talked about it. 468 00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:06,160 They totally get it. 469 00:16:06,270 --> 00:16:07,570 Everyone’s calm. 470 00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:09,470 Okay, your hours have been nuts since you started the new show. 471 00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:10,810 Leave it for tonight, okay? 472 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:12,570 Let Saffron be with her friends. 473 00:16:14,810 --> 00:16:16,380 Oh my god. 474 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:17,580 The whole thing. 475 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:18,920 No. Come on, stop. 476 00:16:19,010 --> 00:16:20,010 You know what? Is everything... 477 00:16:20,110 --> 00:16:21,580 Here you go. Here’s the cake. It’s fine. 478 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:22,610 Oh my god, you’re right. Enjoy the cake. 479 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,020 Have a great night. 480 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,590 Hey Kris. Is everything okay? 481 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,130 Yep. 482 00:16:33,230 --> 00:16:34,600 Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew! 483 00:16:34,690 --> 00:16:35,930 You know what I did? I shot your mouths off. 484 00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:37,230 I shot them right off. Pew pew! 485 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,630 I’m just gonna speed away on my bike fast ’cuz... 486 00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:44,070 Wear the helmet. 487 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,020 Hello? 488 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,250 You’re where? 489 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:05,760 Hey! 490 00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:08,860 Oh, hey. - Hey. 491 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,400 Everything okay? - Yeah. 492 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,740 What ya doing in my yard? 493 00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:13,860 Hanging out. 494 00:17:13,970 --> 00:17:16,240 Uh, I couldn’t sleep so I went for a coffee, 495 00:17:16,340 --> 00:17:18,710 and then I rode my bike around town and then I climbed a tree. 496 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,370 You know, the yoozhe. 497 00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:24,040 And you did all this while wearing a laser tag vest? 498 00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:25,640 That is right, ma’am. 499 00:17:26,410 --> 00:17:27,910 How did the sleepover go? 500 00:17:28,010 --> 00:17:29,080 She had a great birthday. 501 00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:31,020 Just a really good birthday party for her. 502 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:33,260 And then she-she stayed at her dad’s. 503 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,690 Oh, I’m- 504 00:17:35,790 --> 00:17:36,920 I wouldn’t. 505 00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:39,090 Okay, I’ve never known you to refuse a hug before. 506 00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:40,690 Are you okay? 507 00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:42,090 Yeah, I’m good. I... 508 00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:45,090 Amanda just says I gotta keep my bird in tight, so... 509 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,300 I don’t know what that means, 510 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,940 but it sounds inappropriate. 511 00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:51,710 Okay, no hug. 512 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,340 We can just sit here. 513 00:17:58,340 --> 00:17:59,240 You can hug my finger. 514 00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:00,880 There’s less feelings in a finger. 515 00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:11,620 God, you have a vice-like grip. 516 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:18,060 Well, she loves it! 517 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,500 Amanda loves it! 518 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,940 And it is all thanks to me 519 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,940 because I know what your audiences want: 520 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,440 the raw, honest, vulnerable, real you. 521 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,340 I have so many clips that I know are gonna go viral. 522 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,940 So just keep just doing that, right? 523 00:18:33,050 --> 00:18:34,250 Yes. 524 00:18:34,350 --> 00:18:36,650 Great. So we, we just have a nervous breakdown every week? 525 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:37,850 Do whatever it takes! 526 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,720 Julie, she is thrilled with me. 527 00:18:39,820 --> 00:18:41,520 Us. You. Me. 528 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:42,620 Yeah! 529 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:43,960 Ow. What was that? 530 00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:45,330 It was a high five, but I was looking there 531 00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:46,550 and you were supposed to be ready for it. 532 00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:48,400 No no, my hand wasn’t there. - Save it for the podcast. 533 00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:50,130 Put your boob down and put your hand up. 534 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,670 I don’t know how to do that. 535 00:18:53,170 --> 00:18:55,670 I’m sorry I answered your phone. 536 00:18:56,370 --> 00:18:57,770 Not cool. 537 00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:05,680 It was my sister. 538 00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:07,850 My mother can no longer live alone 539 00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:10,290 and I can’t live with her. 540 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:13,720 She likes things her way, and I like things my way. 541 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,120 You just need a beat. 542 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:16,520 Yeah. 543 00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:26,730 Whatcha doin’? 544 00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:28,830 Oh, I am just reminding myself that, uh, 545 00:19:28,930 --> 00:19:30,370 one day I’ll be eighty. 546 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,970 Look at that. 547 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:34,340 - Cute. - Yeah, right? 548 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,570 I remember when that photo was taken, 549 00:19:35,670 --> 00:19:38,240 I thought I was an unlovable monster. 550 00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:39,580 And, you know, one day I’m gonna be eighty 551 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,780 and I don’t wanna look at a picture of myself now and think- 552 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,680 My balls were so high and tight back then. 553 00:19:46,890 --> 00:19:48,790 No, I don’t wanna think that. 554 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,520 - Love you. - Love you. 555 00:19:55,130 --> 00:19:56,870 Hmm. Okay. 556 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,300 Oh. 557 00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:07,910 Oh. 558 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:18,690 ♪ You could say it’s my instinct 559 00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:21,520 ♪ Yes, I still have one 560 00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:27,660 ♪ There’s no time to second guess it ♪ 561 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,130 I love you. 562 00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:33,670 ♪ Yes, there are things that I’m still so afraid of ♪ 563 00:20:33,770 --> 00:20:34,870 I love you. 564 00:20:34,970 --> 00:20:38,540 Yeah. Yeah, you look cute. 565 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:41,640 ♪ It’s vain about its mane and will reveal them to no one ♪ 566 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,980 Hey, this is Saffron’s mom. 567 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,480 A little surprise for you. 568 00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:45,920 I’m giving you the big room. 569 00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:47,010 Yay! 570 00:20:47,110 --> 00:20:48,040 You get Mom’s room. 571 00:20:48,150 --> 00:20:49,890 All the space you want. 572 00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:51,450 It’s like, it’s almost like a two bedroom. 573 00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:52,450 I love you. 574 00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:54,290 I hope you’re having fun at your dad’s. 575 00:20:55,950 --> 00:21:00,790 ♪ Pick up that rock, drink from that lake 576 00:21:00,890 --> 00:21:05,500 ♪ I do my best, but I’m made of mistakes 577 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:09,870 ♪ Yes, there are things that I’m still quite sure of 578 00:21:09,970 --> 00:21:14,680 ♪ Oh I love you this hour, this hour today 579 00:21:14,770 --> 00:21:19,510 ♪ And heaven will smell like the airport 580 00:21:19,610 --> 00:21:23,180 ♪ But I may never get there to prove it 581 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:29,020 ♪ So, let’s not waste our time thinking how that ain’t fair 582 00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:32,660 ♪ I’m an animal 583 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,200 ♪ You’re an animal, too ♪ 41472

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