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[narrator]
This is Ranma from the Saotome
School of Anything Goes Martial Arts.
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Let go.
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[screams, grunts]
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[narrator]
And this is Akane, who comes
from the Tendo Dojo.
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[Akane] What are you doing?
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[narrator]
They were joined
in an arranged betrothal by their parents.
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- Hmm.
- Don't tell me what to do.
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Pain in the butt.
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As it turns out, Ranma has a unique issue.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Every time he gets splashed
with cold water, he turns into a girl.
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{\an8}RANMA1/2
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What about school?
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{\an8}[Saotome] I've decided that we're moving
into the dojo with them for a while.
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{\an8}I HATE MEN!
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{\an8}- Seriously?
- Seriously.
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You get to go to school with me and Akane.
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See you there in a bit.
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[Akane] Wait for me, Nabiki.
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- I wanna leave with--
- What are you saying?
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You're engaged now
and Ranma's right there.
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You've gotta make sure
he gets to school okay.
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And walking to school with you is kinda
annoying, gotta be honest.
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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[both] Hmm.
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[Akane] Let me make one thing clear.
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The two of us don't know each other.
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You don't gotta tell me twice.
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I don't want you acting all friendly
with me at school.
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Like hell I'd freaking do that.
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It's not like I really give much of a crap
about bratty-ass tomboys like you.
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If I'm being honest, I hate them
more than anyth--
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- [grunts]
- [clangs]
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The hell was that, you old fart?
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You are not the kind of guy who's going to
have the luxury of choosing a girl.
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Listen, Ranma.
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- I'll only say this once…
- [kick lands]
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- [splashes]
- Hmm.
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{\an8}Oh, what's the matter, Dad?
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{\an8}Tell us that you're okay if you can.
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- Wanna fight?
- Oh, come on.
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[grunting]
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Whoa! A cat's crab-walking.
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Huh.
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Get outta here!
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[sighs]
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Hmm. Ha!
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Serves you right! [grunts]
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- [resident grunting]
- [water splashing]
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What are you doing?
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- Going home.
- Wait a second.
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I won't be long.
I'm just taking a quick bath.
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You'll be late for school though.
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Do you really think I can go to school
in my girl form?
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[sighs] Honestly.
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It'll only take some hot water
to turn you back into a boy, right?
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{\an8}OSTEOPATHIC CLINIC -
CHIROPRACTOR
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{\an8}ACUPUNCTURE - ACUPRESSURE
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[Akane] …and that's the whole story.
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{\an8}Hot water? Just a minute, Akane.
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{\an8}Thank you so much.
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An acquaintance?
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[sighs] I guess I got nothing
but bad luck this morning.
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Real pain in the butt.
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[creaks]
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[shrieks]
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[screams]
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[whimpers]
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Um.
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{\an8}Ah, hello. Apologies.
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- [chuckles]
- [whimpering]
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You don't have to be scared of her.
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This is my skeletal specimen, Betty.
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Huh?
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[grunts, gasps]
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Hmm.
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Ranma, the water.
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How are you, Akane?
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Ah. Dr. Tofu.
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Hmm?
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[kettle clangs]
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- Hope it's a good morning.
- Good morning.
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Mmm?
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I haven't seen you lately.
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You haven't been injured?
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Not at all.
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I mean, I don't do anything
that would cause an injury.
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It's not just me though.
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- You've seemed busy too, Dr. Tofu.
- [water pouring]
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[whispers] Yeah…
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[Ranma]
Aha.
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So who was that guy?
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Dr. Tofu's a chiropractor.
Very skilled doctor.
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He's strong too, isn't he?
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Oh! So you can tell?
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{\an8}
He managed to sneak up on me.
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{\an8}
It's like he erased his presence.
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You wouldn't think that about him
at first, would you?
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Ever since I was a little kid,
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I'd always come in to see him
every time I had an injury.
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[Ranma] Mm-hmm?
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Hey. That guy looked like a man.
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What?
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It's just that you said yesterday
that you hated every man.
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[groans]
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I do.
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{\an8}Oh, boy. I really hate…
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[chuckling]
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[mob member 1]
Akane Tendo is coming.
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- [bell clangs]
- [mob roaring]
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{\an8}FURINKAN HIGH SCHOOL
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- Huh?
- …all these guys!
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{\an8}- Akane Tendo!
- You're not gonna get to school!
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{\an8}We've got our eyes on you!
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{\an8}- You need to get out of here.
- Huh?
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- [grunts]
- [mob] Ooh!
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- Out of the way. I'm gonna be late.
- [mob members grunting]
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[roaring]
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[kicks landing]
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[mob member 2] Oh, please marry me!
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- Hyah!
- [mob member grunts]
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[grunting]
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Tend-- [screams]
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I can stop you by for--
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[mob member 3] I'll defeat you
before any of these other guys!
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Hyah!
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[fighting continues]
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Every morning seems pretty rough
for your little sister, Nabiki.
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Ranma's here too.
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Ranma!
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Why don't you come in the building?
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What about her?
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[Nabiki] Akane can
totally take care of herself.
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Whoa.
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[boxing bell clangs]
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Hmm?
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[pants] Ugh.
This whole group of guys is so annoying!
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- [person] Honestly.
- Hmm?
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They're so unsophisticated.
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It appears
their many attempts to defeat you
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are in the hopes that they have the chance
to ask for your hand.
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Uh. Yes, I'm well aware, Kuno.
Good morning.
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Hmm?
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The first bell of the day will be ringing
soon enough.
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So, let me challenge you beforehand.
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[grunts] You're surprisingly popular.
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Stay out of this. Or you'll get hurt.
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What exactly is going on here?
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What do you mean?
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Hey, you there.
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Huh? What do you want?
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Your attitude toward Akane is impudent.
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Well that's 'cause…
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- You know?
- No, can't say that I do.
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You! Identify yourself now.
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- Ran--
- [Kuno] I suppose it's proper etiquette
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to state my name before asking for others.
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Fine! I'll introduce myself.
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- Mmm, uh, go ahead.
- Very well.
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I am Tatewaki Kuno from class E.
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Kendo club captain, undefeated champion
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and a new rising star
in the high school kendo world,
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also known as
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Furinkan High School's
Crack of Blue Thunder!
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- [thunderclap]
- [voice echoing]
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Did he just say "The Blue Thunder"?
You heard of that?
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Can't say I have.
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Oh, is it my turn now?
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- I'm staying at the Tendo Dojo.
- Ah.
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Hold on. What did I just hear you say?
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Huh? It's a temporary thing…
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- What?
- …staying with the Tendos.
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You bastard!
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I'm from the Saotome School
of Anything Goes Martial Arts.
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{\an8}You get to live under the same roof
as my precious Akane?
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- [Akane wails]
- [stick whips]
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[Ranma grunts]
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- Hold this.
- Hey!
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[grunts] A challenge, huh?
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Ranma Saotome accepts.
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- [thunder rumbling]
- [thunderclap]
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[student 1] Look. Is somebody fighting
against Kuno?
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[student 2] Well, their funeral.
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Your unruly behavior
has been bothering Akane.
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Defeat will come
at the hands of Tatewaki Kuno!
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[Ranma] I'm not the one
that's hounding her!
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[Akane] He's only staying with us
as a tenant.
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I will not debate this!
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[shouts]
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[growls]
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[crashes]
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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- [growls]
- Listen.
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You didn't hear me
the first time I said it.
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Wow. He closed the gap
in the blink of an eye.
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There is nothing between us
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and there is not a single part of me
that has any interest in Akane whatsoever.
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Ugh. He's actually competent?
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[Ranma] I mean, really.
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She's stubborn, violent, obstinate
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and is always pouting
which makes her so ugly.
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I'd be more than happy
to let you have her--
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Shut up, pervert!
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Don't call me that!
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How dare you slander Akane like this!
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Unacceptable!
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[grunts]
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- [grunts]
- [thunderclap]
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[groans]
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[gulps]
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[thudding]
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Is that his dad?
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- [crash]
- [Kuno screaming]
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[students clamor]
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{\an8}[student 3] Kuno got beat by a panda!
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{\an8}- [student 4] A strong one at that.
- [student 5] What just happened?
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PE EQUIPMENT
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[door clangs]
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[Ranma sighs, pants]
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[screams] This freaking sucks.
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I would've beaten his ass
if it hadn't started raining.
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[Akane] Mmm, you know,
I wonder about that.
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What do you want?
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Take a look at your neck.
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[grunts]
228
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,721
A bruise?
229
00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:40,765
Must've been then.
230
00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:44,769
He didn't touch me
so that's pretty impressive.
231
00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:47,355
[Akane] He would've blasted
a hole in you if he did.
232
00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,273
Best case scenario? It'd be a draw.
233
00:10:50,566 --> 00:10:51,817
You really think so?
234
00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:54,445
[students chattering]
235
00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:55,738
Hmm.
236
00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,198
BUFOON
237
00:10:57,281 --> 00:11:00,951
Gotta admit, that's impressive.
You have no idea when he touched you?
238
00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:02,912
[scoffs] Ranma Saotome,
239
00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:05,206
I believed you to be
more competent than that.
240
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,208
This has a spelling error!
241
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,460
- You spell "idiot" this way.
- [Nabiki] No, you don't.
242
00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:10,544
BUFFOO
243
00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,421
Please know how deeply I hate you.
244
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,673
[breathily] I'm so flattered.
245
00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:17,676
[teacher] So, to make a long story short,
246
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:22,390
Saotome here had been studying abroad
in China up until recently.
247
00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,810
{\an8}Well, now that introductions are
taken care of,
248
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,938
{\an8}- Miss Akane Tendo.
- Mm-hmm?
249
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:32,483
[teacher] I want both of you out standing
in the corridor for coming in late.
250
00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:35,778
All of this is your fault.
251
00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,863
I was the one who got pulled
into fighting your boyfriend.
252
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:41,242
I'm not saying this to brag, but I
take care of them every morning by myself.
253
00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,704
Why were all of them so riled up anyway?
254
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,748
That's all because of Kuno.
255
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,750
Excuse me?
256
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:52,878
Anyone who desires a chance
with Akane must defeat her!
257
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:57,174
I will not accept anyone else's attempt
to try and earn her hand!
258
00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:00,177
- So, yeah.
- I see.
259
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,179
[Kuno] What did you say?
260
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:03,931
They're already engaged?
261
00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:05,015
Yep.
262
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:08,185
They got put into an arranged marriage
situation by their parents.
263
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:11,063
Damn it all! I warned you, Ranma!
264
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:13,691
Kuno? Go stand in the corridor.
265
00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,487
[rummaging]
266
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,405
[grunts]
267
00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:20,656
[Akane]
What are you? Superman?
268
00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:23,492
[Kuno shouts] I won't forgive you!
269
00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:27,496
So you fight Kuno and those other guys
every morning?
270
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,707
Yep. And none of them have managed
to beat me yet.
271
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,293
Well, no way for him to get better
if he's only fighting girls.
272
00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:33,627
You best watch your mouth.
273
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,254
You asking me to beat you up next?
274
00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:36,881
Ah, I'm good.
275
00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:39,884
You may be violent and feral,
but you're still a girl.
276
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,886
{\an8}- I can't seriously fight against a girl--
- Oh!
277
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:42,803
{\an8}What?
278
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,264
{\an8}If you put it like that,
I'm sure we can find a way
279
00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:46,891
{\an8}to have a match that's girl-on-girl.
280
00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:48,017
[gasps]
281
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,226
- Whoa!
- [exclaims]
282
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,519
[splashes]
283
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:53,439
Ranma Saotome, you savage.
284
00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:54,815
What the hell was that?
285
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:55,941
Huh? Kuno?
286
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,902
{\an8}I heard about your engagement to Akane.
287
00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:58,986
{\an8}What, now?
288
00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:01,655
I will never bring myself to accept this!
[echoing]
289
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:02,740
Uh.
290
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,283
[clamoring]
291
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:05,993
Hold up! Did I just hear you're engaged?
292
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:08,662
So every time you said you hated men,
were you just kidding?
293
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,748
Now hang on a second.
None of this is true.
294
00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:13,125
Our parents are just doing
whatever they wa--
295
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,211
This the Furinkan High School Radio Club.
296
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,879
We wanna hear all about your engagement.
297
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,297
- [Ranma] Who are you?
- [Akane] Cut it out!
298
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:20,341
…listeners are waiting
on the edge of their seats for more.
299
00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:22,635
They wanna know about the thief
who stole Akane's heart.
300
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:25,888
[Ranma] I told you, the two of us are
getting forced into it by our parents.
301
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:27,515
[shrieks]
302
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:29,934
[gasps]
303
00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,144
[grunts]
304
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,896
You're running? You coward.
305
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:37,358
We're not going to be able to have
a decent fight in the hallway. Follow me!
306
00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:38,692
Very well.
307
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:39,860
Man, this is fun!
308
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:42,738
So, are you gonna go on a date
with whoever wins the fight?
309
00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:44,865
- Huh?
-
Huh?
310
00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:47,159
In a few words,
tell us how you're feeling.
311
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,536
Leave me alone!
312
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:51,539
Enough, you two! No running in the hall!
313
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,667
Why don't we try taking a shortcut?
314
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:56,752
[Kuno] Fine.
315
00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:58,754
Both of them have jumped
out of the window!
316
00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:01,674
- And listeners, we're on the third floor!
- Oh.
317
00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:03,259
[interviewer] How are you feeling
right now?
318
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,511
I'm just fine. [wails]
319
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:07,555
[whimpers]
320
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,891
Our fighters are going to fall
straight into the pool below.
321
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,768
- Well that's a relief.
- Idiot!
322
00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:14,562
Oh, shit!
323
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,855
[students clamor]
324
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,357
[interviewer] Wow, that was a big splash.
325
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,442
{\an8}- [student 6] Loud, too.
- [student 7] That was crazy!
326
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,861
{\an8}Look, I see Kuno!
327
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,530
[student 6] What happened?
328
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:27,825
- But where's Saotome? He good?
- [Akane groans]
329
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:31,453
This is bad. I gotta go. Gotta go now!
330
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,465
{\an8}
Jeez. What a pain in my butt.
331
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,718
{\an8}[student 8] Oh, look. He's started moving.
332
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:47,303
{\an8}[student 9] He's swimming kind of funny.
333
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,804
{\an8}[student 6] Looks real creepy.
334
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,307
[grunts]
335
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,936
- [growling] Saotome…
- Uh?
336
00:14:56,020 --> 00:15:00,232
- [screaming]
- [booming] …fight me.
337
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:01,609
- [students clamoring]
- Does he know?
338
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,152
Where did Saotome go?
339
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,654
- [Kuno] Fight me…
- Let go of me! Hey!
340
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,157
Get your freaking hands off me,
you giant asshole!
341
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,658
{\an8}[gasps]
342
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,868
Oh?
343
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:11,869
[grunts]
344
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:13,454
[grunts]
345
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:17,124
Go to hell!
346
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,878
{\an8}Whoa, there he goes! He escaped the fight.
347
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:22,755
{\an8}Ranma Saotome ducked off like a rabbit…!
348
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,882
{\an8}Hey, did Ranma's body
look different to you?
349
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,926
{\an8}[student 6] Yeah, he did look smaller.
350
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,849
That was surely a young maiden's body.
351
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:35,935
That can only mean…
352
00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:39,438
Hear me, Ranma Saotome! You are a coward!
353
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,442
[Ranma shivering]
354
00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:45,277
- [water dripping]
- Damn it.
355
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:48,864
Ugh. Why did that bastard Kuno
have to squeeze my boob like that?
356
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,492
I can still feel it and it's gross.
357
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,620
I guess that's him finding out
my true identity.
358
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,289
- [Akane] You're such a moron.
- Hmm?
359
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,333
[Ranma] What's your issue, Akane?
360
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:01,669
I wanted to make sure
that you knew you were stupid.
361
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,754
Jumping into the pool was not a good idea.
362
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,297
That's enough outta you!
363
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,633
You came to find me
just so you could tell me that?
364
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,259
You're the one who's an idiot.
365
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:11,887
Really? Good to know you feel that way.
366
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,056
{\an8}I'll find something else
to use this hot water on.
367
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:17,726
{\an8}Huh! Y-you got water? [exclaiming]
368
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,520
You're being such a jerk!
369
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:21,271
- [Kuno] Saotome!
- [both] Mmm?
370
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,732
[Akane] It's Kuno.
371
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,026
[Kuno] Where did you go, Ranma Saotome?
372
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,569
- Heads up.
- Huh, what?
373
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:28,487
[gasps]
374
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:30,990
Hmm?
375
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,409
I'm challenging you, Kuno.
376
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,911
Wow. Akane. Do you mean it?
377
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,956
I'm flattered you'd approach me
to proposition a challenge.
378
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,500
Good. Very well.
379
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,877
If you win, I'll go on a date with you.
380
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,005
I'll give it my all but I hope to lose.
381
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,424
At no point did I ask you
to go out with me!
382
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:52,511
Hurry up and change back into a boy
while I'm stalling for time.
383
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:53,429
Ranma.
384
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:57,016
[straining]
Now what the heck
am I supposed to do?
385
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:03,605
[groans]
386
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,191
[grunts]
387
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,068
[straining]
388
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,820
[straining]
389
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,823
- Oh.
- [strains]
390
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,494
{\an8}[clangs]
391
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:19,621
- Huh?
- [grunts]
392
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:20,914
I saw you earlier.
393
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,625
Really? Why are you still in that form?
394
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,377
What was I supposed to do?
395
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:29,298
Hey. You haven't seen a weird guy
with a rattail, have you?
396
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,175
Mm-mmm, mm-mmm.
397
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:32,468
He's such a coward.
398
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,012
Running away in the middle of our fight.
399
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:37,181
My strength must've frightened him
to his core.
400
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:39,016
No real man would ever be that scared.
401
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:40,726
- Pathetic! Unmanly!
- [grunting]
402
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:41,643
Hmm.
403
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,066
[Ranma] I heard everything
while you were running your mouth.
404
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,484
Dropping me really hurt.
405
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,111
I would never run away or hide from you.
406
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:54,656
If you want it that bad,
I'll beat you up no matter where we are.
407
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,450
Bring it.
408
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,579
[Kuno] Mmm.
409
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:05,918
Interesting.
410
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,421
Okay. You'll be the one I go out with
if you win.
411
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:14,176
Neither one of us wants
to go out with you!
412
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,971
She's so strong.
413
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,267
She's an equal to Akane.
414
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:27,189
No. She might be even stronger.
415
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:30,025
[thuds]
416
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,110
[Ranma] Ha!
417
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:34,029
I'll tell you right now.
418
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:38,784
[scoffs] Ranma Saotome is
way stronger than I am.
419
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:40,536
- [grunting]
- [stick clatters]
420
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,914
Well, we should start heading home.
421
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:47,167
[Akane] We're still in the middle
of school. The first class isn't over yet.
422
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,544
[Ranma] Oh, really? Well…
423
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:51,296
- [Kuno]
Who on earth is that girl?
- [Akane] You're gonna get us in trouble.
424
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:57,094
{\an8}Ranma, you know, I heard
that you were causing a lot of issues
425
00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,595
{\an8}with Akane at school today.
426
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,056
{\an8}That's 'cause she was trying to help me
when I never asked.
427
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,810
{\an8}[Nabiki] I don't know. I think
you're making a big deal out of nothing.
428
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:08,522
What's the big issue? Who cares
if a boy transforms into a girl?
429
00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:12,401
Yeah, right. You can try and claim
that it might not matter much to you.
430
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,820
But have you considered
that I'm supposed to be his fiancée,
431
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:16,280
so it might actually affect me?
432
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,783
I don't like the idea of people assuming
I partnered up with a pervert
433
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:23,078
who can't even check to make sure
the bath is empty before going in.
434
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:27,541
Whatever. Not like I wanted
to thank her anyway.
435
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,294
{\an8}[Kuno] Really?
436
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:33,130
Yeah, totally, I know her.
437
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,965
Girl in the Chinese shirt
with the little braid?
438
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:38,051
You do? You're telling the truth
and not some sort of joke?
439
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:39,136
Yep.
440
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,597
Uh, Kuno?
441
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,230
{\an8}[Kuno]
If you believe you have the ability
to keep beating me,
442
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:52,524
{\an8}
you couldn't be more wrong.
443
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,193
{\an8}
Just you wait and see.
444
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,361
[cackling]
445
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,156
[Nabiki] This is for you.
446
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:00,073
TO THE PIGTAILED GIRL
447
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,409
Kuno wrote this for me?
448
00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:04,536
Well, to the girl version of you, yeah.
449
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,289
I don't think he's put together
that you're the same person yet.
450
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,918
{\an8}"I want to see you
Sunday morning at 10:00 a.m.
451
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:14,296
{\an8}Come show yourself to me on the second
ground of Furinkan High School."
452
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:16,298
A challenge letter?
453
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,634
Kuno must be pretty competitive.
454
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,719
He's definitely persistent at least.
455
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,972
{\an8}This is for real?
This guy's a pain in the rear.
456
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:34,274
Thank you for coming. It's appreciated.
457
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:37,027
I guess you didn't learn your lesson
the first time.
458
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,613
Huh? Where did
that wooden sword of yours go?
459
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,532
Huh. I have no need of it anymore.
460
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,786
Oh? You're sounding confident about that.
461
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:47,788
Now, my pigtailed girl.
462
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:49,957
[Ranma vocalizing]
463
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,458
I must confess,
464
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:52,668
[exclaims]
465
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,503
I need to give you something!
466
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:56,546
Take this!
467
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:58,465
Uh.
468
00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:04,846
[gasps]
469
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:10,519
{\an8}I'm in love.
470
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,022
{\an8}- Hmm?
- [glass shatters]
471
00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:24,241
[Ranma] Please. No…
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