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{\an8}SOMEWHERE IN TOKYO IN THE '80S
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{\an8}ANYTHING GOES MARTIAL ARTS
TENDO DOJO
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{\an8}[driver] Mr. Tendo.
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{\an8}Yes?
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{\an8}- Here's your mail.
- Thanks.
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[writer]
No time for pleasantries.
Bringing Ranma back.
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{\an8}
We're coming from China.
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{\an8}[singsongy]
Lotsa love, Genma.
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[Tendo sobs]
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So Ranma's finally coming.
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[sobbing] I've been waiting for this day
for so long.
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[sobbing continues]
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{\an8}RANMA1/2
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[door slides open]
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- [footsteps running]
- [Tendo] Hey…
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{\an8}HERE'S RANMA
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{\an8}…Kasumi, Nabiki, Akane!
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Kasumi.
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Uh-huh? Dad, what is it?
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[knocks]
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[Tendo] Hey, Nabiki!
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Hmm?
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Akane?
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[runner panting]
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{\an8}Guess she's not here right now.
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{\an8}I think she went out to train.
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- [gulps]
- Hmm?
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[Akane panting]
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{\an8}[continues panting]
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{\an8}I'm back.
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[grunts]
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- [grunts]
- [belt squeezes]
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[blocks thud]
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{\an8}Ha!
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[rubble settles]
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[sighs] I feel better.
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You're at this again?
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You're never going to find a man that will
like you if you keep acting like this.
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Ask me if I care!
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How many times do I have to keep
telling you that it doesn't matter…
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[shouts] …because I hate men!
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[Nabiki] Hmm.
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Well then, I guess what I was
about to tell you wasn't relevant.
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Hmm?
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[thunder rumbling]
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[thunderclap]
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Wait, a fiancé?
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Mmm. He's the young son
of a good friend of mine.
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And his name's Ranma Saotome.
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I believe it will secure the future
of our dojo
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if one of you three were to take his hand
in marriage
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and you will inherit it when I pass.
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No, what? Pack everything up!
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Do you even hear yourself?
I'm not going along with this.
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She does have a point, Dad.
We haven't even met him yet.
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Don't worry. You will soon enough.
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[splashing]
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[thudding]
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- [splashing]
- [panting]
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{\an8}[panting continues]
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{\an8}[thudding]
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[panda grunts]
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Back off! You big, weird,
stupid, giant butt!
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[thuds]
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- [bystander 1] Is that a panda?
- [bystander 2] It's a panda.
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[crowd gasps]
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[crowd screams]
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{\an8}- [bystander 3] What?
- [bystander 4] Really? A real panda?
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[splashes]
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Bring it.
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[fighter grunting]
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[fighter grunts]
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[whips]
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[laughs]
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Huh? [grunts]
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Hyah.
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[crashes]
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Well? Not so bad for a girl, am I right?
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[crowd gasps]
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Ha! Already getting back on your feet?
Try not to hurt yourself.
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- [panda growls]
- [crowd] Whoa!
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[fighter] Oh, I guess we're moving on.
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I never wanted to do this!
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[grunts] I'm not here
so you can marry me off.
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That's not up to you!
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[crashes, reverberates]
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[creaks, thuds]
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All right, I'm going back to China now.
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Have a nice rest of your life,
you miserable old man.
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[scoffs]
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- [crowd gasps]
- [grunts]
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[clangs]
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{\an8}[bystander 1]
The panda's grabbing that girl.
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{\an8}[bystander 2] But why, though?
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- [panda barks]
- [crowd startles]
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[birdsong]
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[Tendo] The Saotomes recently went
on a trip to perfect their martial arts.
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Seems like they're stopping here
on their way back from China.
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Wow. China, huh?
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Okay, but that doesn't mean
he's any good at it, though.
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He cute?
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And how old is he?
I don't want a younger man.
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[Tendo laughing]
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[siblings] Oh, come on,
tell us what Ranma is like.
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- Don't know.
- [grunts]
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- You don't?
- Nope.
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Nothing at all?
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I've never even met the young 'un.
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- Really?
- Really.
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[shouts] Let me go!
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[all gasp] Huh?
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[fighter, in distance]
…freaking hands
off me, you butt face!
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[siblings murmur]
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[fighter]
I told you I'm not along
with this, and that's final!
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- [crashes]
- [fighter shouting]
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- [cat screeches]
- [fighter]
Ugh, I know pandas don't talk.
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Creepy.
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[fighter] Damn it! [straining]
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Someone's here.
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- [fighter]
Stop it!
- [Tendo] Hmm?
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[squeals] I bet that's Ranma! [chuckles]
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Genma, it's been so long!
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[sighs] Nabiki.
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Ah, well, let's go and say hello.
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I just hope he's older than us.
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Ugh, I'm already over this.
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[both grunting]
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Huh? What's wrong?
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- [thud]
- [floorboards creak]
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- Hmm?
- [thud]
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[thudding footsteps]
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[floorboards creaking]
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Why the panda?
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Look, you're scaring everybody,
so just put me down!
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So are these two supposed to be
your friends?
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[muffled] Nuh-uh.
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Well if he's not your friend,
then what is a panda doing here?
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But it's weird, right?
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- Mmm.
- [grunts]
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Hmm?
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Wait. Are you…
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{\an8}Ranma Saotome.
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Oh, wow. Really? So you are.
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[chuckles] You're so cute!
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- Oh! I'm so happy to see you!
- [shouts]
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I gotta tell you, I've been counting down
the days to this moment for so many years.
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Oh, gosh, probably since the second
I heard that Genma had a son, but…
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uh… what?
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Hmm?
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[Tendo gulps]
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Hmm?
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Hmm.
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[Ranma groans]
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{\an8}Um, please stop that.
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This looks like a girl to me.
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[tinkles]
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[water splashes]
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I guess Dad must be
really disappointed by this.
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I'm the one who should be disappointed
because I'm not getting a fiancé.
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Our guests came all this way to visit.
Don't be so rude.
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Well, I'm blaming Dad anyway.
You really should have double-checked.
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{\an8}Why would I
when he already said he had a son?
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{\an8}So why is this son sitting in our house
with a massive rack?
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Okay. Hands off me, please.
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- Hey.
- Hmm?
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Wanna go check out the dojo?
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I'm Akane.
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I'd love to be your friend.
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[Akane] So, feel free to correct me,
but did I hear you practice
kenpo?
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[Ranma] Yeah, kind of.
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- Hey, you wanna have a match with me?
- Hmm?
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Just a little practice round.
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Hmm.
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[chuckling] It'll just be for fun,
so don't get too worried.
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Really?
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Let's both try our best.
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[grunts]
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What the…
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It looks like she's just leaving herself
wide open to attack.
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Hmm.
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Hyah!
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Hi-yah!
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[grunting]
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See?
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[grunts]
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What are you doing? Try and hit me back!
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[grunting]
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I can't hit her.
She sees right through me.
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[pants]
Guess I can't hold back.
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Here goes!
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[screams]
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[taps]
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[gasps]
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[chuckling]
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[sighs]
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You're pretty good at this.
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Just like I heard. So you did go
on a trip to improve your martial arts.
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Little frustrating for me.
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But I am relieved
that you're a girl at least.
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- Huh?
- Because…
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I would've absolutely hated losing
to a guy.
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[moans]
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[screams]
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[grunting]
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[hums]
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Hmm?
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Kasumi, who's that old guy?
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Don't know. He turned up
out of nowhere all of a sudden.
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Hmm.
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- [Kasumi] Hey, Ranma.
- Yes?
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Why don't you go and have a bath?
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[Ranma] Oh, no. I'm fine. Thank you.
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[Kasumi] Don't be silly. You must be
sweaty from all that exercising.
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You said you got wet in the rain too.
Go and have a bath.
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[Ranma] Uh, okay.
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[water running]
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[gasps]
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[trills lips]
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[shivers] So cold!
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[sighs] What do I do now?
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[Akane sighs]
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- [both exclaim]
- [Nabiki] Excuse me.
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Ugh. I hope you're sweaty
'cause you were training again.
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[Akane] Oh, shut it.
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- Well the bath's ready for you.
- Great.
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[bather sighs, groans]
How do I handle this?
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[Akane] Ugh… [chuckles]
…I guess I am pretty sweaty.
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[bather]
They're gonna find out
sooner or later. Probably.
229
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,605
I'll just leave like this.
230
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,152
Hmm?
231
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,322
[groans]
232
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,578
[squeals]
233
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,423
[sighs]
234
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:39,425
[screaming]
235
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,263
Akane?
236
00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:45,890
- [Nabiki] Hmm?
- [screaming continues]
237
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:50,811
I'll just take this in there
and dump it on his head
238
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,564
and let him sink
to the bottom of the drain. [strains]
239
00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:56,859
[Nabiki] Sorry, what do you think
you're doing with that, Akane?
240
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,820
There's a pervert in there! In the tub!
241
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,698
So why didn't you beat him up
with your bare hands?
242
00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:04,700
{\an8}I was too scared to think of that, okay?
243
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,744
That's so strange.
244
00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:09,163
I thought Ranma was the one
using the bath right now.
245
00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:11,081
- [bather] So, uh…
- [all] Huh?
246
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:14,627
{\an8}- You're, uh…
- [growls]
247
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:16,003
{\an8}Who are you?
248
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,213
[bather] Hey…
249
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:21,550
I'm Ranma Saotome. Hey, there.
250
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,302
I'm real sorry.
251
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:24,970
{\an8}Huh?
252
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:26,931
{\an8}[wails] Huh?
253
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:30,559
[Tendo] So, let me introduce you again.
254
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,896
This man is my oldest and dearest friend.
255
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,982
My name is Genma Saotome. This is my son.
256
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,067
I am Ranma.
257
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,818
[growls softly]
258
00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:41,570
[groans]
259
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,905
[growls]
260
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:44,698
[gulps]
261
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,034
All right. What's even going on here?
262
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:49,703
You're really the girl
we were introduced to earlier?
263
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,872
I know this is very confusing.
264
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:55,459
But I… Well I haven't been quite sure
where to start.
265
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:57,419
- Regardless…
- [exclaims]
266
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,380
- [grunts]
- [screams]
267
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,258
Huh?
268
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,260
[screams]
269
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,053
What are you doing?
270
00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:08,222
- [spluttering]
- Hmm.
271
00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:09,682
He turned into a girl.
272
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,225
[groans]
273
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:15,187
He's my son, but no matter how many times
I look at him, he's a bizarre enigma.
274
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,272
[Ranma] Why you…
275
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,356
[grunts, shouts]
276
00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:19,275
[splashes]
277
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,110
You got no room to talk.
278
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:23,779
The only one that's a weirdo here is you.
279
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:27,366
{\an8}With all due respect,
I think your friends are a little strange.
280
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:30,536
Admittedly, I don't know much
about what's going on here either.
281
00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:32,413
But if I were to take a guess,
282
00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:36,041
the true culprit behind this seems to be
a dark, ancient Chinese discipline.
283
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:41,130
It's a long story, but I'll do what I can.
284
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:43,132
It all started about two weeks ago.
285
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,800
[Nabiki] So, not that long ago.
286
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:48,846
[Saotome]
Nestled deep in the
Bayan Har Mountains, in Qinghai, China,
287
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:51,307
lies a place called
Spirit of the Fist Mountain.
288
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,894
[tour guide] Take a look around.
Soak it in.
289
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:58,314
The legendary training ground
called Jusenkyo.
290
00:14:58,397 --> 00:14:59,273
[bag thumps]
291
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,067
[tour guide] You two must be
pretty eccentric.
292
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:06,280
No one uses this place anymore. It's
way too dangerous to try training here.
293
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:08,198
Are you ready for this, Ranma?
294
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,659
Yeah. Looks like a piece of cake to me.
295
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,746
[tour guide] There are over
a hundred springs that have formed here.
296
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:17,541
And at the center of each one of these is
a tragic legend waiting to be told.
297
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:21,045
This spring has a story dating back
a thousand years ago--
298
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:22,546
- Come on, Ranma!
- Yeah!
299
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,382
Huh? Excuse me. What are you doing?
300
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,051
I'm not holding back.
301
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:28,260
Bring it on, old man!
302
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:31,889
Please come down! It would be awful
if either of you were to fall!
303
00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:35,184
- [grunts]
- [battle cry]
304
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,685
[both grunting]
305
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,395
[Saotome] Hyah!
306
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,440
[Ranma groans]
307
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:43,317
[both grunting]
308
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,822
[straining]
309
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:50,866
[kick lands]
310
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,826
{\an8}- [impact thud]
- [water splashes]
311
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,828
Ha! Got you!
312
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:58,040
What do you think about that, Dad?
Had enough yet?
313
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:04,838
[screams]
314
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:06,590
Wait, what?
315
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,175
The hell…
316
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,301
A panda?
317
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:12,221
{\an8}That one's known as
Spring of Drowned Panda.
318
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,306
{\an8}One devastating day 2,000 years ago,
319
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,558
a panda fell and drowned
in this very spring.
320
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:17,893
- Ever since then…
- [exclaims]
321
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,729
…anyone unfortunate enough
to fall into the spring has been cursed
322
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,731
- to turn into a panda.
- [gasps]
323
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,942
Whoa! [whimpers]
324
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:26,193
[grunts] Hang on a sec!
325
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:30,155
Come on! How is this the first time
I'm hearing about this, huh?
326
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,491
- [punch lands]
- Ooh!
327
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:37,162
No!
328
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,456
{\an8}You've fallen into
the Spring of Drowned Girl.
329
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,083
{\an8}That legend's even more sad.
330
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:44,837
{\an8}They say 1,500 years ago, a young girl
fell into that spring and drowned.
331
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:47,339
So that spring has its own curse too.
332
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:50,384
Everyone that falls in there
gets turned into a young girl!
333
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:51,635
- Mmm?
- Mmm.
334
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:52,720
Hmm?
335
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:54,888
[screaming]
336
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,516
[tour guide] Yep. That's the girl
I said you'd turn into.
337
00:16:58,308 --> 00:16:59,852
[screaming continues]
338
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:07,526
[bell tinkles]
339
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:11,822
You went to the legendary
training ground, Jusenkyo?
340
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:15,659
The truth of the horror surrounding
the springs was a mystery.
341
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,411
[groans]
342
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:20,289
{\an8}So you're telling me
you knew it was dangerous?
343
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,124
What kind of father are you?
344
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,793
Why are you obsessed with dragging me
to all these ridiculous places?
345
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:25,878
Wait, no!
346
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:27,296
- [grunts]
- [groans]
347
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:30,632
Cool off if you're gonna be that stubborn.
348
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,177
A true warrior should be prepared
to throw their life away
349
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,720
for the sake of their training.
350
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,680
Throwing away my life is one thing…
351
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,140
[shouts]
352
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,184
…but now you've made me throw away
my manhood!
353
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:41,268
Dumbass!
354
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,896
[Kasumi] Please stop.
There's no need to fight.
355
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:45,147
[Tendo] What a tragedy!
356
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,941
Mr. Saotome. Please, that's enough!
357
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:51,445
I'm confused. Why would you do
something so dangerous?
358
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,530
Surely you have a reason.
359
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:54,823
[mocks]
360
00:17:57,701 --> 00:18:00,746
"National Catalog
of Training Grounds in China"?
361
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:02,873
Is this a guide map that's in Chinese?
362
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:05,584
Wait a minute.
363
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:08,295
You don't even know
how to read Chinese, do you?
364
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:10,089
BINGO!
365
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,423
[steam hisses]
366
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:16,637
Huh. Pouring hot water on you
changes you back.
367
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,431
Yeah. But that kettle didn't need to be
that hot.
368
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,767
Cold water turns him into a girl
369
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,977
- and hot water turns him back into a boy!
- [shrieks]
370
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,437
That's boiling hot!
371
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:28,941
Well, it's a relief to know
that this problem is an easy one to solve.
372
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,735
Kasumi's the oldest. She's 19.
373
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,446
Nabiki's the middle sister. She's 17.
374
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,449
Akane's the youngest. She's 16.
375
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,785
Take a look
and pick whichever girl you fancy.
376
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:41,328
She'll be your fiancée.
377
00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:42,996
{\an8}- Definitely Akane.
- Huh?
378
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,123
{\an8}Yeah, perfect.
379
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,000
{\an8}So what exactly is it
that makes me so perfect, huh?
380
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,877
{\an8}Because you're such a little man-hater.
381
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,046
{\an8}But lucky for you,
he's already half girl anyway.
382
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,090
{\an8}- I'm not marrying that pervert.
- Hmm?
383
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:56,176
Hey! Who do you think you are
calling me a pervert?
384
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,095
Don't act like you didn't see me naked.
385
00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:01,431
Come on! I was the one
who got in the bathtub first.
386
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,226
You and I both know that there's
a big difference when you're not a girl!
387
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,895
- They're already getting along so well.
- [laughing]
388
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,730
Uh, no, we most definitely are not!
389
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:10,691
Whatever. I'm over this.
390
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,651
- [Ranma] I'm outta here.
- [grunts]
391
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,862
[grunts] Ranma, where are you going?
392
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,196
{\an8}I'm going back to China.
393
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,616
{\an8}I might as well try and find a way
to get back to normal.
394
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,160
{\an8}I don't need a fiancée right now.
395
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,036
- And as for you?
- Hmm.
396
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,914
I want it stated for the record
that you saw me naked too.
397
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:30,252
And besides, I'm pretty used
to seeing my own body.
398
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:33,922
So seeing another woman naked isn't
really that noteworthy to me anymore.
399
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,132
[growls]
400
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:39,136
And, you know, I'm pretty sure
I've got better proportions than you.
401
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:40,554
[laughs]
402
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:42,222
[grunts]
403
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,641
[Saotome] Yep. Ranma was asking for that.
404
00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:47,186
[dog yowling]
405
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:50,439
[groans]
406
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,649
Oh, good. You're waking up.
407
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,276
[whimpers] Ouch.
408
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:55,360
Are you okay?
409
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:56,528
Yeah.
410
00:19:56,612 --> 00:20:00,157
I'm sorry.
Please try not to think poorly of Akane.
411
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,576
You know, she's gentle by nature,
412
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:04,953
but sometimes she can be
a real out-of-control thug.
413
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,664
{\an8}You're really not helping her case,
Kasumi.
414
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,921
How dare that jerk think
he can make a fool of me!
415
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:17,716
[mocking]
I've got better proportions
than you! [echoes]
416
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:19,134
[chuckles]
417
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,136
{\an8}[growls]
What is it with men?
418
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,430
He makes me so angry! [shampoo squirts]
419
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,809
[Ranma groans]
Man,
my head still really hurts.
420
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,520
I don't get it. What is it with women?
421
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,397
I'd love to be your friend.
422
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,650
Yeah, well, so much for that.
423
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:39,154
Huh. She changed her tune up real quick
the second she found out I was a dude.
424
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:44,451
I would've absolutely hated losing
to a guy.
425
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,704
[sighs]
426
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,250
[scoffs]
427
00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,549
Oh.
428
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,134
Um, hi?
429
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,762
{\an8}What do you think you're doing in here?
430
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,181
- [slap]
- [scream echoes]
431
00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:14,731
She'd be a real cute,
energetic fiancée for you.
432
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,066
She's not cute.
433
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:18,860
What's the problem? You said it was fine
when you were both girls.
434
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:19,945
[Akane] That was before!
435
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,573
- [grunts]
- [grunts]
436
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:25,158
Hmm.
437
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:27,160
[growling]
438
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:31,540
[Ranma, shouting]
Who would ever think she's cute?
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