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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,208 --> 00:00:09,791 - [musik lembut mengalun] - [gemeresik rumput, kicau burung] 2 00:00:24,416 --> 00:00:30,333 [pria menyanyi lagu Ojo Dibandingke] ♪ Jelas berbeda bila dibandingkan ♪ 3 00:00:32,041 --> 00:00:38,250 ♪ Tak ada yang bisa kupamerkan ♪ 4 00:00:39,791 --> 00:00:45,833 [nada sumbang] ♪ Aku tak sanggup bila tak bekerja ♪ 5 00:00:48,041 --> 00:00:53,375 ♪ Jujur apa adanya ♪ 6 00:00:57,750 --> 00:01:03,083 ♪ Siapa yang tak sakit hati? ♪ 7 00:01:05,958 --> 00:01:11,541 ♪ Sudah menemani sejauh ini ♪ 8 00:01:12,583 --> 00:01:19,208 ♪ Namun, semuanya tak berarti ♪ 9 00:01:20,750 --> 00:01:27,375 ♪ Tak ada harganya ♪ 10 00:01:31,583 --> 00:01:33,791 [teriakan pria] Bajingan! 11 00:01:35,416 --> 00:01:42,125 [bisikkan lirik lagu Ojo Dibandingke] ♪ Orang begini kok dibanding-bandingkan? ♪ 12 00:01:42,208 --> 00:01:44,916 ♪ Kalau bersaing ♪ 13 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,500 ♪ Ya, pasti kalah ♪ 14 00:01:50,041 --> 00:01:51,166 To! 15 00:01:51,875 --> 00:01:53,500 - Itu temannya, Mas? - Iya, Pak. 16 00:01:54,375 --> 00:02:00,083 ♪ Mengejarmu, ya, ku tak mampu ♪ 17 00:02:00,166 --> 00:02:01,458 Ndra. Ayo, Ndra! 18 00:02:01,541 --> 00:02:03,666 [bahasa Jawa] Hei, apa ini main tarik-tarik saja? 19 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:04,750 Pasti modus. 20 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:06,541 Maksudmu apa sama istriku? 21 00:02:06,625 --> 00:02:08,041 Aku bacok kepalamu! 22 00:02:08,125 --> 00:02:09,333 Tidak sengaja, Pak. 23 00:02:09,416 --> 00:02:10,958 Kamu kenapa sama istri orang? 24 00:02:11,041 --> 00:02:12,666 Aku kira dia itu kamu tadi. 25 00:02:12,750 --> 00:02:13,916 Anto bagaimana ini? 26 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:14,833 Penting. 27 00:02:14,916 --> 00:02:15,750 [musik dangdut] 28 00:02:15,833 --> 00:02:17,125 Kita tarik bersama. 29 00:02:17,208 --> 00:02:18,041 Iya, sudah. 30 00:02:18,125 --> 00:02:19,416 Pak. Tolong ya, Pak. 31 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:20,666 Bakal ramai ini. 32 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:21,625 Viral. 33 00:02:22,583 --> 00:02:23,500 To! 34 00:02:24,375 --> 00:02:25,208 - Ayo. - Ayo. 35 00:02:25,291 --> 00:02:27,166 Kita sayang kamu. Ayo, sini. 36 00:02:27,250 --> 00:02:28,083 Turun, Mas. 37 00:02:28,166 --> 00:02:29,458 Benar dia mau bunuh diri. 38 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:32,625 [riuh teriakan warga] 39 00:02:35,416 --> 00:02:36,833 Mas. Tolong, Mas! 40 00:02:36,916 --> 00:02:38,125 Ini kakiku. 41 00:02:38,208 --> 00:02:40,500 Hei, jangan tarik kantongku! 42 00:02:40,583 --> 00:02:41,750 Jangan tarik! 43 00:02:41,833 --> 00:02:43,458 - Ayo. - Ayo. 44 00:02:43,541 --> 00:02:44,375 Buruan. 45 00:02:44,458 --> 00:02:46,083 [alunan musik dangdut berlanjut] 46 00:02:58,083 --> 00:03:00,166 - [gaok gagak] - [musik dangdut berhenti] 47 00:03:00,250 --> 00:03:02,375 To, kamu kenapa tadi? 48 00:03:03,208 --> 00:03:04,750 Orang, kok, diacuhkan. 49 00:03:04,833 --> 00:03:05,750 Hei, To! 50 00:03:05,833 --> 00:03:06,666 To! 51 00:03:06,750 --> 00:03:07,958 - Woi! - Apa, sih? 52 00:03:08,041 --> 00:03:10,125 Mau apa di jembatan hampir bunuh diri. 53 00:03:10,208 --> 00:03:11,250 Jangan goblok, To. 54 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:12,708 - Aku… - Kata mbahku, 55 00:03:12,791 --> 00:03:14,750 orang bunuh diri itu tak mungkin masuk surga. 56 00:03:15,291 --> 00:03:16,875 - Siapa… - To, lihat muka Indra. 57 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:19,875 Dia tetap bertahan hidup walaupun mukanya seperti mayat. 58 00:03:19,958 --> 00:03:20,875 [dentuman bas] 59 00:03:21,625 --> 00:03:22,541 Maksudmu, apa? 60 00:03:22,625 --> 00:03:24,208 Siapa yang mau bunuh diri? 61 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:25,833 Aku jernihkan pikiran saja. 62 00:03:25,916 --> 00:03:30,208 Menjernihkan pikiran apa sampai berdiri di jembatan? 63 00:03:30,291 --> 00:03:32,041 Orang tuanya Andini. 64 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:33,583 Bu Imas, minta aku menikah. 65 00:03:33,666 --> 00:03:34,750 Andini hamil, To? 66 00:03:34,833 --> 00:03:36,625 Tidak. Bu Imas… 67 00:03:36,708 --> 00:03:38,375 Bu Imas yang hamil, To? 68 00:03:38,458 --> 00:03:41,375 Ya, ampun, anak ini ngawur sekali. 69 00:03:41,458 --> 00:03:42,791 [erangan] Makan ini! 70 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:46,333 [getaran ponsel] 71 00:03:46,875 --> 00:03:47,750 Ya, Pak? 72 00:03:47,833 --> 00:03:49,250 Ya. Sabar, Pak. 73 00:03:49,333 --> 00:03:51,625 Ini dua langkah lagi sampai. 74 00:03:52,208 --> 00:03:53,750 Siap. Siap, Pak. 75 00:03:54,666 --> 00:03:55,958 Bingung. 76 00:03:56,041 --> 00:03:58,750 [pria 1] Makan siang, Bro. Lauknya banyak. 77 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:03,875 Apa itu? 78 00:04:03,958 --> 00:04:04,875 Ini, To. 79 00:04:05,416 --> 00:04:06,416 Cuma perkedel, kan? 80 00:04:07,291 --> 00:04:08,208 Di bawah nasi ini, 81 00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:09,125 apa? 82 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:11,958 To… [gumam] 83 00:04:13,125 --> 00:04:13,958 Ini… 84 00:04:14,041 --> 00:04:15,750 Ayamnya kedinginan, To, aku selimuti. 85 00:04:15,833 --> 00:04:17,791 Ya, ampun, Dim. 86 00:04:17,875 --> 00:04:20,416 Usaha teman masih dicuri saja. 87 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:21,708 Moralmu di mana? 88 00:04:21,791 --> 00:04:23,000 Moral. 89 00:04:23,083 --> 00:04:24,083 Kantong. 90 00:04:25,958 --> 00:04:26,791 Di kantongmu. 91 00:04:29,458 --> 00:04:30,291 [musik jenaka] 92 00:04:30,375 --> 00:04:31,791 Oalah! 93 00:04:31,875 --> 00:04:33,083 Maling teriak maling. 94 00:04:33,166 --> 00:04:34,000 Oalah! 95 00:04:34,083 --> 00:04:34,958 [suara meludah] 96 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:36,000 Najis. 97 00:04:36,083 --> 00:04:37,791 Masuk sendiri ke kantong. 98 00:04:37,875 --> 00:04:39,875 - Tidak bisa aku cegah. - Sana. 99 00:04:39,958 --> 00:04:41,083 Kan, ini belum ada lauknya. 100 00:04:41,166 --> 00:04:42,000 Sudah. 101 00:04:42,083 --> 00:04:43,541 [musik jenaka berlanjut] 102 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:48,791 Makan apa seperti ini. 103 00:04:50,208 --> 00:04:51,250 Heh! 104 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:53,291 Tidak bayar lagi, kan? 105 00:04:57,083 --> 00:04:58,083 To. 106 00:04:58,166 --> 00:04:59,958 Kamu niat kerja atau tidak, To? 107 00:05:01,125 --> 00:05:03,958 Kerja, kok, telat terus. 108 00:05:04,958 --> 00:05:06,250 [debuk meja digebrak] To! 109 00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:07,166 Iya, Pak. 110 00:05:07,666 --> 00:05:09,500 Bapak bicara tidak didengar. 111 00:05:13,666 --> 00:05:15,083 Pak, saya kan… 112 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:17,458 sudah lama kerja di sini. 113 00:05:17,541 --> 00:05:19,583 Ya, saya tahu. 114 00:05:19,666 --> 00:05:21,875 Kamu sudah lama ikut Bapak. 115 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:24,541 Saya bisa minta tolong tidak, Pak? 116 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:25,916 Minta tolong apa? 117 00:05:26,916 --> 00:05:28,708 Mau pinjam uang. 118 00:05:30,208 --> 00:05:32,208 [tertawa kecil] Oalah, To. 119 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,125 Mau pinjam berapa? 120 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,208 Seratus lima puluh juta. 121 00:05:36,291 --> 00:05:38,458 Matamu, To! 122 00:05:38,541 --> 00:05:40,375 Seratus lima puluh juta! 123 00:05:40,875 --> 00:05:42,375 Kamu tidak lihat? 124 00:05:42,458 --> 00:05:44,041 Warung lagi sepi seperti ini! 125 00:05:47,166 --> 00:05:48,833 [musik mendayu] 126 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,333 Ya, yang sabar. 127 00:05:51,333 --> 00:05:55,458 Bapak sudah punya rencana ekspansi membuka cabang baru. 128 00:05:56,416 --> 00:05:59,541 Nanti ini juga buat kamu. Kamu yang pegang. 129 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:01,458 Tapi saya sudah tidak punya waktu, Pak. 130 00:06:01,541 --> 00:06:03,916 Tapi Bapak sudah tidak punya duit. 131 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,416 Seratus lima puluh juta. 132 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:07,500 Buat apa, To? 133 00:06:07,583 --> 00:06:09,000 [Dimas] Kok bisa sih, To? 134 00:06:09,083 --> 00:06:10,750 Kok kamu tak pernah cerita, To? 135 00:06:12,291 --> 00:06:14,541 [musik mendayu berlanjut] 136 00:06:19,541 --> 00:06:20,666 [Bu Imas] Mau sampai kapan… 137 00:06:20,750 --> 00:06:23,833 kalian kacau seperti ini tidak jelas. 138 00:06:24,458 --> 00:06:27,000 Kamu niat tidak menikahi anakku Andini? 139 00:06:27,958 --> 00:06:31,833 Sebenarnya dari dulu saya sudah ada niat melamar Andini. 140 00:06:32,916 --> 00:06:35,208 - Ya, tapi, kan… - Tapi apa? 141 00:06:35,291 --> 00:06:37,000 - Dar… - Mau bilang apa? 142 00:06:37,083 --> 00:06:38,500 Mau bilang apa kamu? 143 00:06:38,583 --> 00:06:39,583 Tapi apa? 144 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:41,375 Tunggu hari baik? 145 00:06:41,458 --> 00:06:42,958 Tunggu tanggal baik? Tunggu wangsit? 146 00:06:43,041 --> 00:06:43,958 Tidak jelas! 147 00:06:44,666 --> 00:06:46,000 [kertak kipas] Iya kan, Pak? 148 00:06:46,083 --> 00:06:48,041 - Pak! - [kertas robek] 149 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:49,750 Apa sih, Bu? 150 00:06:49,833 --> 00:06:51,291 Ya, Anto ini diberi tahu! 151 00:06:52,250 --> 00:06:53,791 [Pak Kardi] Iya, Bu. 152 00:06:53,875 --> 00:06:55,291 To, kamu tahu tidak? 153 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:58,958 Kenapa matahari itu bisa tenggelam? 154 00:06:59,541 --> 00:07:00,375 Apa? 155 00:07:00,458 --> 00:07:01,666 [musik salsa] 156 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,375 Karena sudah sore? 157 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:08,375 [tertawa keras] Salah! 158 00:07:08,458 --> 00:07:12,666 Matahari itu bisa tenggelam, ya, gara-gara matahari tidak bisa berenang. 159 00:07:12,750 --> 00:07:15,000 - [tertawa] Ya, Bu? - [sentilan keras] 160 00:07:15,083 --> 00:07:16,333 [efek trompet jenaka] 161 00:07:17,125 --> 00:07:19,791 - Serius! - [Anto] Pak, Bu. 162 00:07:20,291 --> 00:07:24,833 Misal pernikahannya sederhana… 163 00:07:24,916 --> 00:07:26,416 Tunggu. 164 00:07:26,916 --> 00:07:27,833 Enak saja. 165 00:07:27,916 --> 00:07:31,125 Andini ini anakku satu-satunya. 166 00:07:31,708 --> 00:07:32,625 Sederhana? 167 00:07:32,708 --> 00:07:33,583 Tidak bisa. 168 00:07:33,666 --> 00:07:35,250 [musik sedih] 169 00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:36,250 Jangan dipaksa. 170 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,291 Ditabung saja duitmu. 171 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:40,083 Duitmu masih sedikit kan? 172 00:07:41,708 --> 00:07:44,333 Masak menikahi anak orang dikasih makan warteg terus. 173 00:07:47,375 --> 00:07:50,708 Bu, kasih saya kesempatan. 174 00:07:51,291 --> 00:07:53,541 Saya kasih kesempatan satu bulan. 175 00:07:53,625 --> 00:07:57,916 Lebih dari itu jangan harap kamu bisa ketemu Andini lagi. 176 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:58,833 Sanggup? 177 00:08:02,791 --> 00:08:03,708 [tanpa suara] Sanggup. 178 00:08:05,041 --> 00:08:05,875 Sanggup, Bu. 179 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:09,250 [musik sedih berlanjut] 180 00:08:13,708 --> 00:08:15,000 Yang sabar, ya, To. 181 00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:17,833 Bapak maunya kalian berdua bahagia. 182 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,416 Kalian berdua berniat menjalankan pernikahan dengan baik. 183 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:24,708 - Itu saja… - [Bu Imas] Ada yang ketinggalan. 184 00:08:24,791 --> 00:08:26,083 Dengar ya, To! 185 00:08:26,166 --> 00:08:29,375 Jangan coba-coba mempermainkan anak gadisku satu-satunya! 186 00:08:29,458 --> 00:08:30,583 Awas kamu! 187 00:08:30,666 --> 00:08:32,291 Bu, sudah kumarahi. Aman! 188 00:08:34,333 --> 00:08:35,750 - Satu lagi. - Satu lagi. 189 00:08:35,833 --> 00:08:37,250 - Mahar. - Mahar. 190 00:08:37,833 --> 00:08:39,291 Seratus lima puluh juta. 191 00:08:39,375 --> 00:08:40,541 Seratus li… 192 00:08:40,625 --> 00:08:42,416 - [Pak Kardi] 150 juta, Bu? - [mengiyakan] 193 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:43,583 Serius, Bu? 194 00:08:43,666 --> 00:08:45,625 [mengiyakan, dengkus] 195 00:08:45,708 --> 00:08:47,541 - Seratus lima puluh juta, Bu? - [mengiyakan] 196 00:08:47,625 --> 00:08:48,750 Satu bulan? 197 00:08:48,833 --> 00:08:49,791 [mengiyakan] 198 00:08:51,708 --> 00:08:52,875 [Indra] Yang sabar, To. 199 00:08:52,958 --> 00:08:54,791 Pasti ada caranya. 200 00:08:55,833 --> 00:08:56,958 Bagaimana caranya? 201 00:08:57,583 --> 00:08:59,666 Seratus lima puluh juta hanya satu bulan. 202 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,791 Kalau gagal, aku tak bisa ketemu Andini lagi. 203 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:03,708 Bagaimana? 204 00:09:04,375 --> 00:09:06,250 [Dimas] Bagaimana punya duit banyak? 205 00:09:06,333 --> 00:09:07,666 Aku juga butuh. 206 00:09:08,541 --> 00:09:10,250 Mau sewa kios. 207 00:09:10,958 --> 00:09:12,125 Sewa pegawai. 208 00:09:12,208 --> 00:09:13,625 Begitu itu, aku yang bantu terus. 209 00:09:13,708 --> 00:09:14,916 Selamat datang, Kakak. 210 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,583 Silakan dicek keranjang kuningnya. 211 00:09:16,666 --> 00:09:17,541 Silakan dicek. 212 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:23,083 Daster ini bisa dipakai tidur, main futsal, nonton reog, semuanya bisa. 213 00:09:23,166 --> 00:09:24,000 Silakan, Kakak. 214 00:09:25,583 --> 00:09:28,958 Aku mau beli kabel pengisi daya ponsel ori. 215 00:09:29,041 --> 00:09:30,625 - [musik kendang] - Apa? 216 00:09:33,333 --> 00:09:35,916 Ya, namanya kebutuhan orang kan beda-beda. 217 00:09:38,291 --> 00:09:39,125 Oh, iya. 218 00:09:39,625 --> 00:09:43,041 Kerja sebentar, tapi duitnya banyak terus. 219 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,083 [Indra] Sebentar, tapi banyak ya? 220 00:09:46,083 --> 00:09:48,375 Begal. Itu langsung ada hasilnya, To. 221 00:09:48,458 --> 00:09:50,375 Ya, hasilnya ditangkap. Kriminal. 222 00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:52,958 Iya. Kriminal, ya, To. 223 00:09:53,541 --> 00:09:55,750 Bagaimana kalau kita jadi model? 224 00:09:57,250 --> 00:09:58,958 [Indra] Pas. Tahan. 225 00:09:59,041 --> 00:09:59,916 Bagaimana, To? 226 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:02,000 - Model? - Iya. 227 00:10:03,291 --> 00:10:04,375 Kalau aku, sih, bisa. 228 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:06,333 Oh, iya. 229 00:10:06,416 --> 00:10:07,875 Kasihan Dimas, ya, To. 230 00:10:07,958 --> 00:10:09,000 Sok ganteng. 231 00:10:09,791 --> 00:10:11,000 Mukamu belakang semua. 232 00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:12,500 Aku membela kamu, Dim. 233 00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:15,958 Lama-lama aku pesugihan saja biar kaya. 234 00:10:16,041 --> 00:10:16,875 To. 235 00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:18,291 Berkelana? 236 00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:20,333 Ayo, kalau mau aku temani. 237 00:10:20,416 --> 00:10:21,250 Bercanda. 238 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:22,375 Pesugihan. 239 00:10:22,458 --> 00:10:24,041 - Bahaya. - [Dimas] Iya. 240 00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:26,958 Pesugihan harus pakai tumbal manusia, ya. 241 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:28,541 [Indra] Kata siapa? 242 00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:29,458 [musik mencekam] 243 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:35,166 - [musik mencekam berhenti] - Ada, Ndra, 244 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:37,125 pesugihan yang tak pakai tumbal manusia? 245 00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:39,083 Ya, ada. 246 00:10:39,666 --> 00:10:43,750 To, ini cucunya Mbah Jati. Dukun paling sakti sekampung. 247 00:10:43,833 --> 00:10:44,916 Pasti valid kalau bicara. 248 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,166 Alah. 249 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:48,041 Apa namanya, Ndra? 250 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,250 Sate gagak. 251 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:53,500 Tapi jangan, Dim. 252 00:10:53,583 --> 00:10:58,291 Walaupun tidak pakai tumbal manusia, namanya pesugihan itu tetap ada risikonya. 253 00:10:58,375 --> 00:11:01,250 Risiko apa? Kan, tak ada tumbalnya. 254 00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:02,750 Pokoknya aku tidak mau. 255 00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:05,250 To. Bagaimana, To? 256 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,708 - Alah. - [Dimas] Kita coba sekali, To? 257 00:11:07,791 --> 00:11:13,125 BAYAR UTANGMU DARIPADA MBAHMU AKU KIRIM KE KAMBOJA. 258 00:11:14,958 --> 00:11:16,500 Dalam hidup, 259 00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:20,166 kalau ingin mendapatkan sesuatu kita harus mengambil risiko. 260 00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:22,291 Kok berubah? 261 00:11:22,375 --> 00:11:26,500 Kata mbahku, manusia itu harus berubah menjadi lebih baik. 262 00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:27,500 Bagaimana, Dim? 263 00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:31,458 Ini pintar, tapi tetap jelek. 264 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:33,083 Tapi pintar. 265 00:11:34,583 --> 00:11:37,208 [musik riang] 266 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:03,583 [musik berhenti] 267 00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:05,625 [Anto] Dik. 268 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,000 Loh, Mas Anto. 269 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,250 Mas tidak kerja? 270 00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:12,208 Kerja, tapi mau beli garam. 271 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:14,583 Bu Imas. 272 00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:15,958 [Bu Imas bergumam] 273 00:12:16,041 --> 00:12:16,916 [Andini] Ibu. 274 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,583 - Ini disapa Mas Anto. - Bu. 275 00:12:19,666 --> 00:12:20,583 [geraman Bu Imas] 276 00:12:20,666 --> 00:12:21,583 [Bu Imas] Iya. 277 00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:24,541 - Bu Imas. - Iya. 278 00:12:24,625 --> 00:12:27,083 Ini pesanan Ibu yang via telepon tadi pagi, ya. 279 00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:28,416 Terima kasih, ya, Mas. 280 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,208 Kok banyak sekali, Mas Denny? 281 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,666 Spesial buat Bu Imas. Penglaris juga buat saya. 282 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,500 Terima kasih. [tawa genit] 283 00:12:36,291 --> 00:12:37,750 Mas, mau beli daging juga? 284 00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:40,333 - Anu, saya… - [Bu Imas] Tidak mungkin, Mas. 285 00:12:40,416 --> 00:12:42,750 Dia setiap hari makan tempe. 286 00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:45,166 Kadang-kadang mentah saja dimakan. [terkekeh] 287 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,916 Bu, jangan bicara begitu. 288 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,375 Oh, iya, omong-omong, kita belum berkenalan. 289 00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:52,583 Saya Denny. 290 00:12:52,666 --> 00:12:55,208 [gemeretak tulang tangan] 291 00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:56,666 Halo. 292 00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:58,416 Iya. Seratus lima puluh juta? 293 00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,708 Ambil dong. 294 00:13:00,208 --> 00:13:01,208 Gede itu sapinya. 295 00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:03,458 Ya. Nanti sore saya transfer, ya. 296 00:13:03,541 --> 00:13:04,375 Terima kasih. 297 00:13:05,208 --> 00:13:06,041 Maaf. 298 00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:08,291 Beli sapi lagi, ya, Mas? 299 00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:09,625 [Denny] Iya, Bu. 300 00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:11,625 Harga spesial, tapi tidak pakai telur. 301 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:12,791 [Bu Imas, Denny tertawa] 302 00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:16,500 Mas Denny ini humoris sekali. 303 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:18,916 [Bu Imas] Sudah ganteng, lucu, 304 00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:20,625 sesuai selera saya banget. 305 00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:24,708 - [dentuman bas] - Maaf, maksudnya anak saya. 306 00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:30,541 Ya, sudah. Bu, Dik, saya izin pamit, ya. 307 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:32,083 Mas. 308 00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:34,041 Tidak jadi beli garam? 309 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,541 Saya cari saja ke laut, Bu. 310 00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:36,541 Cemplung sana. 311 00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:37,500 Mas. 312 00:13:38,791 --> 00:13:40,500 - Mas Anto. - Mas Denny. 313 00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:42,416 Badannya bisa begini tidak, Mas? 314 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:45,208 Mbak Imas mau yang kanan, kiri, atau dua-duanya? 315 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,333 [racauan nakal] Mas Denny. 316 00:13:49,375 --> 00:13:50,208 Mas Anto. 317 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,666 Mas. 318 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:55,583 Mas Anto. 319 00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:57,541 Iya, Dik, kenapa? 320 00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:00,708 Mas Anto marah, ya? 321 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:04,083 Mas. 322 00:14:04,791 --> 00:14:07,000 Aku tidak mau kamu kepikiran. 323 00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:13,208 Ya, nanti bisa… pakai uang tabungan aku? 324 00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:16,000 Atau aku kerja serabutan juga tak apa-apa. 325 00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:16,916 Apa kita… 326 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,041 kita kawin lari saja, Mas? 327 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,083 Dik. Sudah, kamu… 328 00:14:20,916 --> 00:14:23,833 Biar Mas saja yang berusaha. Kamu cukup doakan Mas. 329 00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:24,750 Cukup. 330 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,208 Iya, Mas. 331 00:14:29,916 --> 00:14:31,250 Pokoknya, 332 00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:34,416 aku pasti doakan yang terbaik buat Mas Anto. 333 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:37,291 [musik mendayu] 334 00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:43,625 [Andini bersuara sedih] Mas. 335 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,083 Jangan menyerah, ya. 336 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:52,833 Janji? 337 00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:56,083 Janji. 338 00:14:57,541 --> 00:15:00,125 Mas pasti berusaha untuk mendapatkan kamu. 339 00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:03,166 Terserah Imas-imas itu. [Anto tertawa] 340 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,458 [musik bergema] 341 00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:09,041 [musik berhenti] 342 00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:10,500 Bau daging kamu, Dik. 343 00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:11,458 [dentuman bas] 344 00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:13,500 Lagi apa ini? 345 00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,500 Anu, kelilipan tadi, Bu. Mau aku tiup. 346 00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,125 - Iya, Bu. - Alah! 347 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,333 Alasan! 348 00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:20,291 Ayo, pulang. 349 00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:21,208 Mas. 350 00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:23,833 CINTAKU TERHALANG RESTU ORANGTUAMU 351 00:15:23,916 --> 00:15:25,291 [Anto menyinyir] Imas-imas. 352 00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:28,083 [alunan gitar listrik, tabuhan kendang] 353 00:15:34,791 --> 00:15:37,375 [Dimas menirukan suara musik] 354 00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:40,208 Duduk, To. 355 00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:43,083 Kapan kita ritual sate gagak? 356 00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:47,250 Katanya tidak mau. Risiko. 357 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,083 Namanya risiko harus diambil. 358 00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:50,000 Kok berubah, To? 359 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,208 Namanya manusia harus berubah jadi lebih baik. 360 00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:53,458 Bagaimana caranya? 361 00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:58,375 Ya, tinggal kita bikin sate pakai daging gagak. 362 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,875 Jual ke dedemit, kita dapat duit, kaya raya sudah. 363 00:16:01,958 --> 00:16:03,250 Sudah ayo, gas, kapan? 364 00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:07,708 Ya, malam ini bisa, tapi kita belum punya gagaknya. 365 00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:11,166 [geletuk gigi] 366 00:16:12,958 --> 00:16:14,541 Badannya orang biasa. 367 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:17,250 Aku yang mengatasi. Tetanggaku punya. Aman pokoknya. 368 00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:19,208 - Aman, ya? - Aman. 369 00:16:19,291 --> 00:16:20,208 Eh. 370 00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:21,208 Aman apa? 371 00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:23,000 - Kamu apakan temanku? - Lepas, tidak! 372 00:16:25,416 --> 00:16:26,250 [Dimas berteriak] 373 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,458 [kertak tulang] 374 00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:30,708 [mengaduh pelan] 375 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,333 [Dimas berteriak kesakitan] 376 00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:38,375 [cempreng] Bayar kapan utangmu? Bulan ini bengkak. 377 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:40,833 Mau rumahmu kusita? 378 00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:45,375 Jangan macam-macam dengan temanku, ya, Mas. 379 00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:46,291 Aku… 380 00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:48,166 laporkan ke RT. 381 00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,833 [para penagih utang tertawa] 382 00:16:50,916 --> 00:16:51,750 RT-mu yang itu? 383 00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:53,000 [terkesiap] 384 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:55,291 - [musik dangdut jenaka] - [suara mulut terbekap] 385 00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:56,250 Makanya bayar! 386 00:16:58,916 --> 00:16:59,750 Makanya bayar! 387 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:01,833 Aku… 388 00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:03,458 laporkan RW. 389 00:17:03,541 --> 00:17:04,916 [cempreng] RW-mu yang itu? 390 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,541 [musik dangdut jenaka] 391 00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:08,458 Bayar! 392 00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:11,166 [musik dangdut berhenti] 393 00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:13,833 Sekampung kok terlilit pinjol semua. 394 00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:14,916 Berapa utangnya? 395 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,583 Delapan puluh lima juta, total dengan bunga. 396 00:17:19,625 --> 00:17:21,666 Saya kasih kau sampai bulan depan. 397 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,291 Kalau tidak bayar… 398 00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:26,375 [alunan gitar listrik] 399 00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:28,041 Paham? 400 00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:31,750 Awas, jangan macam-macam sama Peaky Blunder! 401 00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:40,291 Kok bisa, sih, Ndra. 402 00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:41,541 Delapan puluh lima juta! 403 00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:44,166 Aku ditipu. 404 00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:45,666 [Indra] Aku yang goblok. 405 00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:46,708 [suara kecil] Kok bisa? 406 00:17:46,791 --> 00:17:47,625 [dentang kecil] 407 00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:50,291 [suara kecil] Bagaimana? 408 00:17:51,416 --> 00:17:52,333 Waktu itu… 409 00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:54,333 aku sendirian di rumah. 410 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:58,208 Mbah Jati ikut ziarah ke makam wali. 411 00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,250 Terus tiba-tiba ada telepon. 412 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:01,750 [getaran ponsel] 413 00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:02,708 Ya, halo. 414 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:05,416 Iya, benar. Saya cucunya Mbah Jati. 415 00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:07,750 Apa? 416 00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:08,958 Mbah Jati kecelakaan? 417 00:18:09,041 --> 00:18:10,500 Kaki dan tangannya terpisah? 418 00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:12,416 [Indra berteriak] 419 00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:17,708 Aku disuruh foto KTP biar bisa bayar rumah sakit. 420 00:18:17,791 --> 00:18:20,375 [cekrek kamera] 421 00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:26,583 Ya, aku foto KTP terus kukirim. 422 00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:27,541 [Mbah Jati] Ndra. 423 00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:29,125 Mbah! 424 00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:31,916 - Mbah Jati! - Apa? 425 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,416 Bukannya habis kecelakaan? 426 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:34,750 Kecelakaan apa? 427 00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:38,000 Aku baru pulang, habis nonton perahu balap. 428 00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:45,916 DANA ANDA SUDAH DICAIRKAN 429 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,625 PEMBAYARAN PINJAMAN DILAKUKAN BULAN DEPAN BERIKUT DENGAN BUNGANYA. 430 00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:50,708 [Dimas] Itu data pribadi. 431 00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:52,166 Ndra. 432 00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:53,750 Dasar goblok. 433 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:54,833 Teledor. 434 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:55,916 Lembab. 435 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,041 Rawa-rawa. 436 00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:58,333 Sarang kelabang. 437 00:18:58,416 --> 00:19:01,500 Dim, itu tak ada hubungannya dengan penipuan. 438 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:02,458 Pokoknya, goblok. 439 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,333 Pantas kamu mau ritual. 440 00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:09,708 Iya, To. 441 00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:17,375 Soalnya aku sudah mentok. Makanya, aku ingin ritual ini berhasil. 442 00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:21,375 Ya, Dim? To? 443 00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:25,875 [musik mencekam] 444 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:30,250 [gaok gagak dan deru motor] 445 00:19:32,916 --> 00:19:33,916 Mohon maaf, pelan. 446 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,291 Nah, kan. 447 00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:39,708 [alunan seruling samar yang mencekam] 448 00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:44,166 Dimas di mana, Ndra? 449 00:19:44,791 --> 00:19:47,916 Ya, tidak tahu. Kita janjiannya ketemu di sini. 450 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,750 Ini dulu tempat apa, Ndra? 451 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,333 To. 452 00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:53,291 Kata mbahku, 453 00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:55,500 dua puluh tahun yang lalu, 454 00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:59,666 di sini tinggal sepasang kakek-nenek tua renta. 455 00:20:00,291 --> 00:20:04,083 Tiba-tiba suatu hari, mereka mati bersama. 456 00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:05,000 Kok bisa? 457 00:20:06,916 --> 00:20:08,625 Kecapaian main pingpong di ruang tamu. 458 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,833 Terus, seramnya? 459 00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:11,791 Ya, seram, To. 460 00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:13,500 Tiap malam habis itu ada suara. 461 00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:15,000 [meniru suara pingpong] 462 00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,083 - [Dimas berteriak mengejutkan] - He! 463 00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:18,000 Apa? 464 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,333 [umpatan tidak jelas Indra] 465 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:21,541 Kenapa, sih? 466 00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:22,458 [terkekeh] 467 00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,250 Hari ini kamu jadi apa, Dim? 468 00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:30,291 Silakan dicek, Kakak. Semuanya. 469 00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:31,208 [kecupan] 470 00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:32,791 [terbahak-bahak] 471 00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:35,541 [tawa susulan] 472 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:36,750 Kukira telat. 473 00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:38,750 Itu, loh, bentukannya? 474 00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:40,416 - Ayo. - Ayo. 475 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,625 [terbahak] 476 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,583 - [dentuman] - [Indra tertawa] 477 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,541 [cetrek sakelar] 478 00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:53,541 Sini, Ndra. 479 00:20:53,625 --> 00:20:55,125 - Apa? - Sini. 480 00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:56,583 Ya, sudah. 481 00:20:57,833 --> 00:20:59,958 Lah, direkam, Dim? 482 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:01,000 Iya, To. 483 00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:03,125 Lumayan. Siapa tahu ada penampakan? 484 00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:04,416 Aku unggah terus FYP. 485 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,166 Konten! 486 00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:09,083 - Ini, fokus. - Iya. Maaf. 487 00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:13,833 To. 488 00:21:13,916 --> 00:21:16,500 Semoga sate gagak ini berhasil, ya. 489 00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:18,791 Ya, kalau berhasil. 490 00:21:19,791 --> 00:21:22,041 Kalau tidak, kesurupan saja, bagaimana? 491 00:21:22,541 --> 00:21:24,708 Ya, kan ikuti kata-kata Indra. 492 00:21:24,791 --> 00:21:28,500 Jualan sate gagak, dibeli dedemit, kita kaya, banyak uang. 493 00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:30,458 - [Indra] Iya, benar itu. - [teriakan kaget] 494 00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:31,375 Goblok! 495 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,708 Indra, goblok! 496 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,541 Kalau mau macam-macam, ini, loh, Dimas. 497 00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:36,083 Tidak mau, aku masih muda. 498 00:21:36,833 --> 00:21:37,666 Bagaimana? 499 00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:39,000 Pakai baju, Indra! 500 00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:43,000 Ya, kan, ini memang syaratnya. Aku lupa kasih tahu kalian. 501 00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:44,250 Pakai baju, sana, loh! 502 00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,375 Pakai baju bagaimana? Coba tengok sekali. 503 00:21:46,458 --> 00:21:47,291 Tidak mau! 504 00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:49,875 Aku dipelototi. 505 00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:50,833 Dipelototi apa? 506 00:21:50,916 --> 00:21:52,041 Itu. 507 00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:54,166 Oalah. 508 00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:56,416 Heru! 509 00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:59,125 [bahasa Inggris] Tak boleh. Bersikaplah baik. 510 00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:01,000 Heru, bersikaplah baik. 511 00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:01,916 [suara tokek] 512 00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:04,166 Anak baik. 513 00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:07,416 Biasakan, Ndra, jangan diacung-acungkan begitu. 514 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:08,625 Jadi, aku pakai baju? 515 00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:09,541 - Ya! - Iya! 516 00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:11,125 - Tengok sekali. - Tidak mau! 517 00:22:11,208 --> 00:22:12,041 Ya, sudah. 518 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,958 Sudah hilang. 519 00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:17,125 [jijik] Ih. 520 00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:18,666 Indra gila, sumpah. 521 00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:21,208 Kenapa? 522 00:22:21,291 --> 00:22:22,541 Mukamu telanjang. 523 00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:23,875 Ini kan dari lahir. 524 00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:25,416 Ini bagaimana? 525 00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:28,500 Ikuti aku. 526 00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:31,625 Sate. Satu tusuk satu juta. 527 00:22:31,708 --> 00:22:32,583 Itu mantranya? 528 00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:34,000 - Iya. - Terus? 529 00:22:34,541 --> 00:22:36,833 Kamu yang mengipas, aku dan Dimas memutar. 530 00:22:36,916 --> 00:22:37,750 Ayo. 531 00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:39,541 Sambil sebut yang tadi. Hafal tidak? 532 00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:41,708 - Iya, ayo. - Ya, sudah, ayo mulai. 533 00:22:41,791 --> 00:22:45,208 - [musik menegangkan] - [bersama] Sate, satu tusuk satu juta. 534 00:22:45,291 --> 00:22:48,500 - Yang semangat. - Sate, satu tusuk satu juta. 535 00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:52,041 [bersama] Sate, satu tusuk satu juta. 536 00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:55,208 Sate, satu tusuk satu juta. 537 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:58,166 Sate, satu tusuk satu juta. 538 00:22:58,250 --> 00:23:01,375 Sate, satu tusuk satu juta. 539 00:23:01,458 --> 00:23:04,375 Sate, satu tusuk satu juta. 540 00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:07,041 Sate, satu tusuk satu juta. 541 00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:10,083 [mantra dan musik menegangkan berlanjut] 542 00:23:11,083 --> 00:23:13,291 [suara tokek] 543 00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:16,500 [suara mantra mengendur kelelahan] 544 00:23:16,583 --> 00:23:17,833 Sampai kapan ini dikipas? 545 00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:20,500 - Sampai kapan ini? - Aku tidak tahu. 546 00:23:21,291 --> 00:23:23,125 Satu tusuk, satu juta. 547 00:23:23,208 --> 00:23:25,000 [suara menguap] 548 00:23:25,791 --> 00:23:26,958 [hentakan musik] 549 00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:28,958 [lambat] Satu juta. 550 00:23:30,666 --> 00:23:33,833 Sate… 551 00:23:33,916 --> 00:23:34,750 Sudah mau pagi. 552 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,458 Indra, bangun. 553 00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,000 Satu juta. 554 00:23:41,958 --> 00:23:43,291 [hentakan musik] 555 00:23:43,375 --> 00:23:44,833 Kok berantakan seperti ini, ya? 556 00:23:44,916 --> 00:23:47,125 Tidak tahu. Aku bangun sudah begini. 557 00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:49,583 Jangan-jangan semalam ada orang, ya. 558 00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:51,166 Ponselku? 559 00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:52,208 Ponselku masih ada. 560 00:23:53,416 --> 00:23:57,458 Ya, sudah, kita beres-beres saja. Nanti ada orang ke sini malah repot. 561 00:23:59,958 --> 00:24:01,333 Minggir. 562 00:24:01,416 --> 00:24:02,250 Ponselku. 563 00:24:03,291 --> 00:24:04,125 Punyaku. 564 00:24:07,291 --> 00:24:09,291 Aduh. 565 00:24:09,375 --> 00:24:11,125 Awas. 566 00:24:11,833 --> 00:24:12,750 Ayo, cepat. 567 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:23,333 [musik makin intens, berhenti] 568 00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:26,291 [kicauan burung] 569 00:24:26,375 --> 00:24:28,625 HAI, ANTO WICAKSONO SALDO RUPIAH 30.160.880 570 00:24:29,833 --> 00:24:30,666 [helaan napas] 571 00:24:40,125 --> 00:24:41,000 [Dimas berteriak] 572 00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:42,708 - Apa sih? - Dedemit, To! 573 00:24:42,791 --> 00:24:44,416 - To. - To. 574 00:24:45,166 --> 00:24:46,000 Dedemit apa? 575 00:24:46,083 --> 00:24:46,958 Lihat, To. 576 00:24:47,041 --> 00:24:48,000 Ini penampakan, To. 577 00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:49,583 Ini, To. 578 00:24:49,666 --> 00:24:50,708 [musik mencekam] 579 00:24:50,791 --> 00:24:51,708 Benar ini. 580 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:53,041 [musik mencekam berhenti] 581 00:24:55,666 --> 00:24:58,416 Sini kuunggah. Pasti FYP. 582 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,625 Konten-konten. 583 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,000 Unggah matamu! 584 00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:04,041 Kita sendiri pesugihan kalau ketahuan bagaimana? 585 00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:05,291 Ampun. Tidak. 586 00:25:08,166 --> 00:25:10,666 Berarti sebenarnya kita bisa berhasil, ya? 587 00:25:12,166 --> 00:25:15,458 Ya, memang. Kalian saja yang tak percaya aku. 588 00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:18,041 Kita itu telanjang, 589 00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:21,041 biar mereka percaya kalau kita sama seperti mereka. 590 00:25:22,291 --> 00:25:25,583 Tapi tidak mungkin telanjang saja. Pasti ada syaratnya. 591 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:27,500 Ini kalau mau pasti, 592 00:25:27,583 --> 00:25:30,250 kita harus lihat dulu buku Mbah Jati isinya bagaimana. 593 00:25:31,291 --> 00:25:32,458 Susah kalau itu. 594 00:25:32,541 --> 00:25:34,958 Tak gampang ambil buku itu dari Mbah Jati. 595 00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:37,791 Bagaimana, ya, caranya? 596 00:25:37,875 --> 00:25:41,791 - [geletuk gigi] - [dentuman bas] 597 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:46,458 [Dimas tertawa bengis] 598 00:25:51,208 --> 00:25:53,375 [petikan gitar oriental] 599 00:26:00,791 --> 00:26:02,166 [tarikan napas] 600 00:26:07,375 --> 00:26:10,833 [embusan napas] Yo. 601 00:26:11,875 --> 00:26:18,041 Kalau tiga anak kampret ini sudah datang, pasti ada maunya. 602 00:26:18,708 --> 00:26:20,208 Mbah. 603 00:26:20,291 --> 00:26:21,125 Mbah Jati. 604 00:26:26,666 --> 00:26:28,500 Ada apa? 605 00:26:32,041 --> 00:26:34,750 [musik jenaka] 606 00:26:39,750 --> 00:26:40,583 [kentut Indra] 607 00:26:40,666 --> 00:26:43,958 [Anto terbatuk-batuk] 608 00:26:46,333 --> 00:26:49,083 - Mau tanya, Mbah. - Tanya apa? 609 00:26:51,291 --> 00:26:54,166 Anu, Mbah. Mau tanya soal buku. 610 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,250 [nada kesal] Buka, buku. 611 00:26:58,333 --> 00:26:59,250 Tak ada buku itu! 612 00:27:00,916 --> 00:27:02,625 [musik jenaka berlanjut] 613 00:27:04,041 --> 00:27:06,041 [Mbah Jati] Aku ditugaskan 614 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:11,625 untuk menjaga buku itu dari orang-orang tak bertanggung jawab, 615 00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:14,166 dan kalian… 616 00:27:17,041 --> 00:27:18,375 belum pantas 617 00:27:18,958 --> 00:27:20,500 untuk mendapatkan… 618 00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:22,166 buku itu. 619 00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:32,916 Apa itu? 620 00:27:37,666 --> 00:27:39,458 Aku lagi puasa mutih? 621 00:27:39,541 --> 00:27:43,041 Sayang sekali. Padahal ini pindang balado. 622 00:27:45,166 --> 00:27:46,750 [suara perut lapar] 623 00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:47,916 [tarikan napas] 624 00:27:49,833 --> 00:27:51,333 [embusan napas] 625 00:27:58,041 --> 00:28:02,375 Kalau pindang balado, kataku boleh. 626 00:28:02,458 --> 00:28:05,958 Kalau begitu, bukunya juga boleh? 627 00:28:07,916 --> 00:28:08,750 Tidak boleh! 628 00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:13,541 [musik jenaka berhenti] 629 00:28:14,041 --> 00:28:16,041 [geletuk gigi] 630 00:28:16,958 --> 00:28:18,250 [Indra] Tak bisa kan. 631 00:28:18,333 --> 00:28:19,583 Sudah dibilang, kok. 632 00:28:20,125 --> 00:28:21,333 Tenang. 633 00:28:21,416 --> 00:28:23,083 Aku dan Anto sudah punya rencana. 634 00:28:25,708 --> 00:28:26,541 Rencana apa? 635 00:28:27,208 --> 00:28:28,041 Sabar. 636 00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:29,875 Hitung, To. 637 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:31,125 - Satu. - Dua. 638 00:28:31,208 --> 00:28:32,500 - Tiga. - Empat. 639 00:28:32,583 --> 00:28:33,666 [Mbah Jati berteriak] To! 640 00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:36,083 Perutku kok mulas, ya? [kentut] 641 00:28:37,291 --> 00:28:38,541 Masakanmu bagaimana sih? 642 00:28:38,625 --> 00:28:39,500 [kentut] 643 00:28:40,166 --> 00:28:41,041 Kok bisa, Mbah… 644 00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:42,208 - Aduh. - Jati? 645 00:28:42,291 --> 00:28:43,833 Kok bisa begitu, sih, Mbah? 646 00:28:43,916 --> 00:28:45,625 Bahaya itu, Mbah. 647 00:28:45,708 --> 00:28:46,958 Ayolah, Ndra. 648 00:28:49,125 --> 00:28:50,916 [kentut] 649 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,041 [pintu berderit] 650 00:28:53,125 --> 00:28:54,500 Banyak sekali bukunya ini. 651 00:28:58,375 --> 00:28:59,625 [Mbah Jati] Ndra! 652 00:28:59,708 --> 00:29:01,625 - Pergi. - Cokelat. 653 00:29:01,708 --> 00:29:02,958 [Indra] Ya, Mbah. 654 00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:04,541 Ya, Mbah. 655 00:29:04,625 --> 00:29:07,250 Tolong, Ndra. Airnya mati! 656 00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:11,916 Tips dan Trik Meditasi di Hari Bebas Mobil, 657 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,250 Seni Bersikap Bodo Amat. 658 00:29:14,375 --> 00:29:16,416 [Indra] Aku ambilkan air. Tunggu sebentar, ya, Mbah. 659 00:29:17,208 --> 00:29:18,666 Cepat! Ini sudah tak kuat! 660 00:29:19,375 --> 00:29:20,500 - Yang mana? - Cokelat. 661 00:29:20,583 --> 00:29:22,208 Sampul warna cokelat. 662 00:29:24,041 --> 00:29:24,875 Cokelat semua. 663 00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:26,541 Bersatu Tertawa Ala Bantul. 664 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:28,833 Ndra. 665 00:29:31,125 --> 00:29:33,166 Mbah, airnya kutaruh di depan pintu. 666 00:29:34,708 --> 00:29:35,541 [pintu berderit] 667 00:29:38,625 --> 00:29:40,500 [gumaman tidak jelas] 668 00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:42,041 Sini, dong. 669 00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:45,833 Apa susahnya cari buku seperti begini? 670 00:29:46,541 --> 00:29:47,375 Susahnya apa? 671 00:29:47,458 --> 00:29:48,625 Ndra! 672 00:29:48,708 --> 00:29:49,791 Kurang! 673 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:50,916 [gedebuk] 674 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:51,833 Ya, Mbah! 675 00:29:54,166 --> 00:29:55,041 Kuning ini. 676 00:29:55,125 --> 00:29:56,750 Ini, Sampul Warna Coklat. 677 00:29:56,833 --> 00:29:58,083 Benar, kok. 678 00:29:58,166 --> 00:29:59,000 Ayo, cari. 679 00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:02,666 Bagaimana ini? 680 00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:04,916 Bagaimana ini? 681 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,875 Apaan babi ngepet? Sate gagak. 682 00:30:12,125 --> 00:30:14,208 - Ayo, Ndra! - Ini, Mbah. Ini. 683 00:30:14,291 --> 00:30:15,500 Bilang kalau sudah. 684 00:30:15,583 --> 00:30:16,958 [Indra berteriak] 685 00:30:17,041 --> 00:30:18,625 - Ini apa. - Apa? 686 00:30:18,708 --> 00:30:19,833 Airnya belum matang, Mbah. 687 00:30:19,916 --> 00:30:22,666 Tidak usah. Orang cuma buat cebok. 688 00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:24,000 Apa? Cebok, 'kan. 689 00:30:24,083 --> 00:30:26,625 Kalau matang, kan, nanti ceboknya higienis. 690 00:30:26,708 --> 00:30:29,125 Tahiku sudah berontak ini. 691 00:30:30,583 --> 00:30:32,750 Mbah. Semangat, Mbah! 692 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,875 Jaga di sana saja. 693 00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:41,291 - Cepat. - Ini sudah cepat. 694 00:30:41,375 --> 00:30:43,625 [pintu berderit] 695 00:30:49,875 --> 00:30:52,583 [aba-aba tanpa suara] 696 00:30:56,041 --> 00:30:57,416 [kentut] 697 00:30:58,083 --> 00:30:59,708 [kentut lagi] 698 00:31:03,875 --> 00:31:05,000 [kentut lagi] 699 00:31:05,583 --> 00:31:08,750 [musik kemenangan] 700 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,666 Mbak, lewat! 701 00:31:32,208 --> 00:31:34,666 [teriakan] Woi, awas! 702 00:31:45,666 --> 00:31:46,500 [kecupan] 703 00:31:46,583 --> 00:31:49,041 - Posisimu, Dim! - Namanya, buru-buru. 704 00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:54,875 Mbahku tadi kamu kasih apa? 705 00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:59,166 - [gertakan] - [Anto] Mbahmu orang sakti. 706 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,583 Masa kalah sama mulas. 707 00:32:00,666 --> 00:32:04,208 Sesakti-saktinya orang punya alat pencernaan juga. 708 00:32:04,291 --> 00:32:06,208 [Indra] Kalau pantatnya cedera bagaimana? 709 00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:07,416 Aman. 710 00:32:08,875 --> 00:32:10,958 [kesal] Aman. Mana catatannya? 711 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,666 [alunan gitar jenaka] 712 00:32:23,166 --> 00:32:24,041 Bagaimana? 713 00:32:24,791 --> 00:32:27,208 Goblok! Tidak bisa dibaca ini! 714 00:32:27,958 --> 00:32:30,791 Seperti tulisan dokter. Kamu menebus obat? 715 00:32:31,791 --> 00:32:32,791 Ini seperti begini. 716 00:32:32,875 --> 00:32:34,541 [gitar menggeloyor] 717 00:32:35,041 --> 00:32:36,000 Bagaimana, sih, kamu? 718 00:32:36,916 --> 00:32:39,291 Aku gugup. Tidak konsentrasi. 719 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:41,666 Terus bagaimana ini? 720 00:32:42,291 --> 00:32:44,791 Apa kita kembali lagi? Mbahmu kita bius total. 721 00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:45,791 Setuju. 722 00:32:45,875 --> 00:32:48,000 Mbahku kan memang mau operasi sesar. 723 00:32:48,083 --> 00:32:49,041 Setuju. 724 00:32:49,125 --> 00:32:49,958 Goblok! 725 00:32:50,041 --> 00:32:51,791 Ini, sudah aku foto. 726 00:32:54,041 --> 00:32:56,458 - Tidak bilang dari tadi. - Bilang, To. 727 00:32:57,458 --> 00:32:59,208 Siapkan minyak duyung, 728 00:33:00,625 --> 00:33:03,875 kembang setaman, dan ritual harus dilakukan… 729 00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:06,083 telanjang, Dim. 730 00:33:08,083 --> 00:33:09,958 Kubilang juga apa. Keras kepala kamu. 731 00:33:11,291 --> 00:33:12,541 Masak kita lihat Heru lagi, To. 732 00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:15,458 [Indra] Syaratnya kan itu. Tapi, kan bukan cuma telanjang. 733 00:33:15,541 --> 00:33:16,458 Ada yang lain. 734 00:33:17,041 --> 00:33:18,375 Gagaknya bagaimana? 735 00:33:18,458 --> 00:33:19,791 Tetanggamu masih ada gagak tidak? 736 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:22,208 [geletuk gigi] 737 00:33:22,958 --> 00:33:24,041 Sudah. 738 00:33:24,666 --> 00:33:27,166 Aku pernah dengar, kata orang ada yang jual di pasar. 739 00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:28,750 - [bersama] Ayo. - Yakin? 740 00:33:28,833 --> 00:33:30,083 Badannya orang biasa. 741 00:33:30,166 --> 00:33:31,208 Ayo. 742 00:33:32,458 --> 00:33:33,666 Yang mana, sih? 743 00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:35,875 Sebentar, sabar. Aku agak lupa. 744 00:33:36,416 --> 00:33:40,000 Sabar. Ini sudah capai putar-putar dari tadi. 745 00:33:40,083 --> 00:33:42,916 Kamu tahu apa. Daerah kekuasaanku di sini. 746 00:33:43,583 --> 00:33:45,833 Kekuasaanmu dari tadi tak ada yang hormat, kok. 747 00:33:45,916 --> 00:33:47,708 Sebentar aku carikan. 748 00:33:51,041 --> 00:33:52,375 AB Three ini. 749 00:33:55,291 --> 00:33:57,750 Bagaimana, sih, ini toko perabotan. 750 00:33:57,833 --> 00:33:59,791 Kan aku sudah bilang tadi terselubung. 751 00:33:59,875 --> 00:34:00,958 Ini kedok saja. 752 00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:05,666 - Permisi, mau beli. - Iya, sebentar. 753 00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:12,416 - Bapaknya ada, Dik? - Bapak? 754 00:34:14,416 --> 00:34:15,791 Iya, yang jual. 755 00:34:16,291 --> 00:34:18,291 - Yang jualan? - Iya. 756 00:34:20,083 --> 00:34:20,916 Sebentar, ya. 757 00:34:24,375 --> 00:34:25,208 Saya bapaknya. 758 00:34:25,750 --> 00:34:28,291 Meskipun begini, umur saya sudah 60 tahunan. 759 00:34:28,916 --> 00:34:29,750 Tidak kelihatan ya. 760 00:34:29,833 --> 00:34:31,125 - Tidak kelihatan, kan. - Pak. 761 00:34:31,875 --> 00:34:32,708 Iya, Nak. 762 00:34:33,833 --> 00:34:35,000 Mau ke mana? 763 00:34:35,083 --> 00:34:36,125 Pamit mau memancing. 764 00:34:37,041 --> 00:34:38,416 - [penjual] Hati-hati. - [anak] Ya. 765 00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:39,375 [penjual] Salaman. 766 00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:45,041 Anak saya nomor empat. 767 00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:46,458 Adik mencari apa? 768 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,916 - Ini, Pak. - Kita mau membeli… 769 00:34:49,916 --> 00:34:51,208 - Ga… - Gagak? 770 00:34:51,291 --> 00:34:52,125 Iya, Pak. 771 00:34:54,750 --> 00:34:55,583 Buat ritual? 772 00:34:56,666 --> 00:34:59,416 Mau berapa? Satu ekor harganya 800 ribu. 773 00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:02,833 - Wah, mahal banget. - Mahal sekali. 774 00:35:02,916 --> 00:35:04,375 Satu ekor 400 ribu, ya? 775 00:35:05,416 --> 00:35:07,791 Tidak bisa, Mas. Mencarinya susah. 776 00:35:08,375 --> 00:35:09,291 Ya, sudah. 777 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,583 - Kita mencari di tempat lain saja. - Ya, sudah. 778 00:35:13,583 --> 00:35:15,166 - Ayo. - Memang ada tempat lain? 779 00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:18,041 Sudah. Ikuti caraku. Di pasar harus begitu. 780 00:35:18,666 --> 00:35:20,166 Nih, pasti dipanggil lagi. 781 00:35:21,291 --> 00:35:23,541 Satu, dua, tiga, 782 00:35:24,333 --> 00:35:25,208 empat. 783 00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:29,583 Pak, tolonglah. Empat ratus ribu bisa ya, Pak. 784 00:35:30,208 --> 00:35:31,708 Tolong, Pak. Sekali saja. 785 00:35:31,791 --> 00:35:32,625 Tidak bisa, Mas. 786 00:35:33,125 --> 00:35:34,500 Delapan ratus ribu net. 787 00:35:35,208 --> 00:35:37,791 Pakai caraku saja. Pasti manjur. 788 00:35:37,875 --> 00:35:38,750 Dari Mbah Jati. 789 00:35:41,375 --> 00:35:42,208 [semburan] 790 00:35:42,291 --> 00:35:43,208 [alunan gitar jenaka] 791 00:35:43,291 --> 00:35:44,583 Empat ratus ribu, ya? 792 00:35:45,291 --> 00:35:46,250 Delapan ratus ribu. 793 00:35:47,833 --> 00:35:49,000 Kurang berarti, kan, ya. 794 00:35:49,666 --> 00:35:50,958 Sepertinya harus dua. 795 00:35:51,041 --> 00:35:51,875 [semburan] 796 00:35:53,125 --> 00:35:55,125 Kalau tidak beli, tidak usah begitu, Mas. 797 00:35:56,208 --> 00:35:57,041 Begini. 798 00:35:57,916 --> 00:35:58,750 Pak. 799 00:36:00,208 --> 00:36:04,083 Empat ratus ribu, kalau ritualnya berhasil kami langganan. 800 00:36:04,166 --> 00:36:05,000 Bagaimana? 801 00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:08,416 - Setuju. - [Anto] Ini solusi. 802 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:09,500 [Indra] Kok cepat sekali? 803 00:36:10,291 --> 00:36:11,125 Kok gampang? 804 00:36:12,375 --> 00:36:13,791 Ini katalog gagaknya. 805 00:36:14,875 --> 00:36:16,916 Mau yang liar, ke sana-sini dia. 806 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:17,833 Itu saja. 807 00:36:18,833 --> 00:36:20,166 - [gaokan gagak] - Satunya, Ndra. 808 00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:21,125 Ini, depan ini. 809 00:36:21,208 --> 00:36:22,958 Nah, kelihatan gerbangnya, kan. 810 00:36:23,041 --> 00:36:24,458 Sampai. Nah, ini gerbangnya. 811 00:36:25,416 --> 00:36:26,708 - Turun, Dim. - Oke. 812 00:36:26,791 --> 00:36:27,708 [Indra] Aduh. 813 00:36:29,583 --> 00:36:31,250 Mau ke mana? 814 00:36:31,750 --> 00:36:33,250 Ambil. Kuncinya ambil. 815 00:36:33,333 --> 00:36:34,166 Kapok. 816 00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:35,333 Serius di kuburan? 817 00:36:36,833 --> 00:36:37,958 Kata mbahku, 818 00:36:38,041 --> 00:36:40,125 kuburan itu malah dedemitnya dikit. 819 00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:41,500 Soalnya tempat istirahat. 820 00:36:42,250 --> 00:36:43,083 Ya, sudah. 821 00:36:43,166 --> 00:36:44,208 Untuk permulaan, 822 00:36:44,291 --> 00:36:45,916 mulai dari yang dikit dulu saja. 823 00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:48,291 - Ayo. - Ayo. 824 00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:49,416 Masuk. Dituntun. 825 00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:51,458 Ayo. 826 00:36:51,541 --> 00:36:52,375 Mau ke mana? 827 00:36:53,250 --> 00:36:54,166 Cepat dong. 828 00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:55,458 [Indra] Lama itu sedang apa? 829 00:36:55,541 --> 00:36:56,708 Ya, dibantu dong, Ndra. 830 00:36:59,666 --> 00:37:00,875 [Indra] Ini sudah semua? 831 00:37:00,958 --> 00:37:02,833 - Syarat-syaratnya? - Iya. 832 00:37:04,041 --> 00:37:05,125 Sudah sepertinya, ya? 833 00:37:07,083 --> 00:37:07,916 [Dimas] To. 834 00:37:08,958 --> 00:37:11,250 Sudah tak usah malu-malu ini demi duit. 835 00:37:11,333 --> 00:37:13,375 [Indra tertawa] 836 00:37:13,458 --> 00:37:15,166 Kok punyamu gundul seperti begitu, To? 837 00:37:15,250 --> 00:37:18,208 Mana bawahnya berurat lagi, seperti bakso. 838 00:37:18,291 --> 00:37:19,208 Beli satu, ya. 839 00:37:19,291 --> 00:37:20,541 [Anto berteriak kesal] 840 00:37:20,625 --> 00:37:21,541 Daripada Herumu. 841 00:37:22,041 --> 00:37:23,791 Hitam lembab. Seperti lintah. 842 00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:25,125 [Dimas tertawa] 843 00:37:25,208 --> 00:37:26,583 Ini dong namanya Benny. 844 00:37:28,125 --> 00:37:29,791 Punyamu tipis seperti sedotan. 845 00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:31,916 Hati-hati dimakan penyu. [tertawa] 846 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,458 Bicaranya sudah. Cepat. 847 00:37:36,208 --> 00:37:37,041 To. Ndra. 848 00:37:37,750 --> 00:37:38,583 Kita coba. 849 00:37:38,666 --> 00:37:40,958 Pas baca mantra kita minta satu tusuk sepuluh juta. 850 00:37:41,458 --> 00:37:42,583 Tak kemahalan itu? 851 00:37:42,666 --> 00:37:43,500 Kita coba saja. 852 00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:45,083 Ya, sudah. 853 00:37:45,166 --> 00:37:46,041 Coba, ya. 854 00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:49,875 [bersama] Sate. Satu tusuk sepuluh juta. 855 00:37:49,958 --> 00:37:53,166 Sate. Satu tusuk sepuluh juta. 856 00:37:53,791 --> 00:37:56,666 Sate. Satu tusuk sepuluh juta. 857 00:37:57,250 --> 00:38:00,375 [mantra berlanjut] 858 00:38:06,541 --> 00:38:08,791 [musik mencekam menghentak] 859 00:38:08,875 --> 00:38:09,791 [Dimas berteriak] 860 00:38:09,875 --> 00:38:12,916 - [Dimas teriak] Sate! Satu tusuk 10 juta! - [Anto berteriak] 861 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,583 [Anto] Dimas, berhenti naiki aku! 862 00:38:14,666 --> 00:38:15,583 Tahan dulu saja! 863 00:38:16,083 --> 00:38:17,166 Kok malah pada pergi? 864 00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:18,875 Kastemer itu! 865 00:38:20,875 --> 00:38:23,125 [geraman genderuwo] 866 00:38:23,208 --> 00:38:24,041 Om. 867 00:38:24,750 --> 00:38:25,583 Ini. Apa… 868 00:38:26,750 --> 00:38:27,916 Mau sate, Om? 869 00:38:29,333 --> 00:38:30,166 Mau, ya? 870 00:38:30,666 --> 00:38:31,666 [musik menghentak] 871 00:38:33,041 --> 00:38:35,208 [suara kunyahan] 872 00:38:35,291 --> 00:38:37,208 Bagaimana? Enak? 873 00:38:37,291 --> 00:38:38,250 [geram genderuwo] 874 00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:39,166 Wah. 875 00:38:39,875 --> 00:38:41,208 [geram genderuwo berlanjut] 876 00:38:42,291 --> 00:38:43,125 Om. 877 00:38:44,875 --> 00:38:45,833 Om. Reviu. 878 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,125 [gemerisik daun] 879 00:38:50,708 --> 00:38:52,583 [Indra] Om. Reviunya, Om. 880 00:38:53,416 --> 00:38:54,500 [geram genderuwo] 881 00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:56,041 Enak, kan? 882 00:38:59,541 --> 00:39:01,583 [genderuwo menggeram lagi] 883 00:39:03,458 --> 00:39:05,541 - [injakan kaki] - [desir] 884 00:39:05,625 --> 00:39:06,708 [geram genderuwo berlanjut] 885 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:13,833 Bagaimana, Ndra? 886 00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:15,083 [nada sinis] Bagaimana? 887 00:39:15,750 --> 00:39:18,625 Itu kastemer pertama, malah ditinggal pergi sendirian aku. 888 00:39:18,708 --> 00:39:19,875 Aku ya takut, Ndra. 889 00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:22,291 Orang baru pertama lihat genderuwo. 890 00:39:22,375 --> 00:39:25,583 Kalau takut itu, tidak usah jualan sate gagak. 891 00:39:26,083 --> 00:39:28,083 Jualan takoyaki di pasar malam. 892 00:39:28,625 --> 00:39:29,750 Jangan marah, dong. 893 00:39:29,833 --> 00:39:31,833 [Indra] Ya, kalian yang bikin aku marah. 894 00:39:34,083 --> 00:39:36,708 - [musik mencekam] - Tunggu, apa lagi ini? 895 00:39:41,625 --> 00:39:43,625 [gemerisik daun] 896 00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:55,208 - Duit! - Duit! 897 00:39:55,291 --> 00:39:56,500 [alunan gitar ceria] Duit! 898 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,041 [Anto tertawa] 899 00:39:58,125 --> 00:39:58,958 Asli ini? 900 00:40:00,458 --> 00:40:01,791 Ini berarti kita berhasil. 901 00:40:02,458 --> 00:40:03,875 - Iya, ini. - [Indra teriak girang] 902 00:40:03,958 --> 00:40:06,083 Sepertinya pas ini sepuluh juta satu tusuk. 903 00:40:07,041 --> 00:40:09,875 Ndra, aku lihat kamu tadi bicara sama dedemitnya. 904 00:40:10,458 --> 00:40:11,291 Kamu mengerti? 905 00:40:11,916 --> 00:40:13,791 - Ya, mengerti. - Bicara apa dia? 906 00:40:15,291 --> 00:40:16,666 Katanya satenya tidak enak. 907 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:17,750 [musik mencekam] 908 00:40:17,833 --> 00:40:19,166 Masak sih? 909 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:20,875 [musik mencekam berhenti] 910 00:40:20,958 --> 00:40:21,791 [Dimas] Tapi, 911 00:40:22,708 --> 00:40:26,083 genderuwonya kenapa bilang tidak enak, ya? Apa yang salah? 912 00:40:26,166 --> 00:40:27,666 [Anto] Ya, tidak tahu. 913 00:40:27,750 --> 00:40:30,625 Apa jangan-jangan satenya belum matang, ya? 914 00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:33,708 - Apa… - Nah, ini dia. 915 00:40:34,791 --> 00:40:38,125 Ada tulisan resep bisa disesuaikan. 916 00:40:38,750 --> 00:40:40,208 Pantas. 917 00:40:40,291 --> 00:40:42,333 Berarti tinggal ditambah bumbu, To? 918 00:40:42,416 --> 00:40:45,125 Nanti kita coba pakai resepku, bagaimana? 919 00:40:45,208 --> 00:40:46,500 Nah. 920 00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:48,500 - Menarik. - Boleh. 921 00:40:48,583 --> 00:40:49,416 Iya, kan? 922 00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:53,708 Ini ada sepuluh juta, buat modal. 923 00:40:54,291 --> 00:40:57,250 Kita menstok gagak, terus kita bagi tugas. 924 00:40:58,208 --> 00:41:00,125 Aku meracik bumbu. 925 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:02,125 Aku membeli bahan-bahan di pasar. 926 00:41:02,208 --> 00:41:03,416 Aku percaya sama kalian. 927 00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:04,375 [suara jeda] 928 00:41:04,458 --> 00:41:05,958 [musik jenaka] 929 00:41:06,458 --> 00:41:08,000 Aku otak-atik di motor. 930 00:41:08,083 --> 00:41:11,208 Aku kasih gerobak belakang biar enak kalau mau membawa barang. 931 00:41:12,375 --> 00:41:14,541 Akur? Berangkat kita? 932 00:41:15,208 --> 00:41:16,833 [bersama] Berangkat! 933 00:41:17,958 --> 00:41:19,041 Berangkat ke mana, Mas? 934 00:41:21,750 --> 00:41:23,458 Aku khawatir, Mas, sama kamu. 935 00:41:23,958 --> 00:41:25,416 Kamu kukirim pesan tak dijawab. 936 00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:27,125 Kutelepon tidak diangkat. 937 00:41:27,750 --> 00:41:29,541 Kucari di warung tak ada. Kamu lagi apa? 938 00:41:29,625 --> 00:41:30,833 Aku… 939 00:41:30,916 --> 00:41:32,625 membantu Pak Slamet. 940 00:41:32,708 --> 00:41:34,541 [Anto] Siapkan warung barunya itu. 941 00:41:34,625 --> 00:41:35,541 Alah. 942 00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:40,041 [Anto] Iya, kan, kamu tahu kalau warung barunya jadi aku yang pegang. 943 00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:44,291 Tapi masak buka ponsel, jawab pesan, angkat telepon, 944 00:41:44,375 --> 00:41:45,458 begitu saja tak bisa? 945 00:41:46,583 --> 00:41:50,083 Ya, bisa. Tapi, tak enak sama Pak Slamet. 946 00:41:50,166 --> 00:41:51,666 Orang lain sibuk. 947 00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:53,250 [Anto] Ya, Mas minta maaf. 948 00:41:53,791 --> 00:41:56,541 Kan Mas begini itu buat kamu. 949 00:41:56,625 --> 00:41:58,875 [kesal] Buat kamu. 950 00:41:59,458 --> 00:42:00,458 Begitu saja terus. 951 00:42:01,916 --> 00:42:03,041 Sudah, begini, ya. 952 00:42:04,291 --> 00:42:06,208 Misal, Mas lagi kerja. 953 00:42:06,750 --> 00:42:07,791 Terus kamu telepon. 954 00:42:07,875 --> 00:42:09,208 Andini kesayanganku. 955 00:42:09,708 --> 00:42:11,416 [alunan gitar] Diam semua! 956 00:42:12,083 --> 00:42:13,458 Hei, Slamet pria lusuh. 957 00:42:13,541 --> 00:42:14,791 Diam kamu! 958 00:42:14,875 --> 00:42:16,708 Aku CEO perusahaan ini. 959 00:42:18,791 --> 00:42:20,041 Terus kuangkat, kan. 960 00:42:20,125 --> 00:42:21,333 Iya, Dik. Sebentar. 961 00:42:21,416 --> 00:42:22,625 Masih ada yang berisik. 962 00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:25,041 Apa tidak dengar perkataanku? 963 00:42:25,708 --> 00:42:28,625 Suatu hari, tukang-tukang yang malu, sudah tak malu lagi. 964 00:42:29,416 --> 00:42:30,583 Sudah percaya diri dia. 965 00:42:31,250 --> 00:42:32,500 Malu, mengerti tidak maksudnya? 966 00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:34,208 - [nada manja] - Begitu dong, senyum. 967 00:42:34,291 --> 00:42:35,791 - Aduh. - [Andini tertawa] 968 00:42:36,333 --> 00:42:38,083 - Begitu dong senyum. - [Andini kesal manja] 969 00:42:38,166 --> 00:42:40,291 Mas, meledek aku, ya? Kamu marah-marah. 970 00:42:40,375 --> 00:42:41,791 [tawa Anto] 971 00:42:41,875 --> 00:42:43,208 [musik romantis] 972 00:42:45,208 --> 00:42:46,458 - Mas. - [musik menggeloyor] 973 00:42:46,541 --> 00:42:47,625 Kok merem sih? 974 00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:50,291 Biasanya habis cubit, cium. Tidak? 975 00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:53,000 Itu di film-film. 976 00:42:54,125 --> 00:42:57,583 Ya, bisa kalau mau seperti di film-film. 977 00:42:57,666 --> 00:42:59,875 Ya? Kita ulang, ya? 978 00:43:00,375 --> 00:43:02,500 Satu, dua, tiga. 979 00:43:03,416 --> 00:43:05,458 [musik romantis lagi] 980 00:43:08,291 --> 00:43:09,125 [kecupan] 981 00:43:10,291 --> 00:43:12,375 [musik jenaka] Agak kasar begitu, ya, Dik. 982 00:43:15,333 --> 00:43:16,166 [tabuhan drum] 983 00:43:17,208 --> 00:43:18,125 [Anto mual] 984 00:43:18,208 --> 00:43:20,291 [Dimas mual] 985 00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:22,458 [mual] 986 00:43:22,541 --> 00:43:24,541 [musik berpacu] 987 00:43:25,916 --> 00:43:26,750 Mas. 988 00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:30,041 Kamu cek dulu… barangnya. 989 00:43:32,250 --> 00:43:34,000 Bagaimana? Bagus, kan? 990 00:43:34,083 --> 00:43:35,333 [gaok gagak] 991 00:43:39,375 --> 00:43:41,625 - [desing pisau] - [gelegar guntur] 992 00:43:45,375 --> 00:43:46,541 [desing gerinda] 993 00:43:48,541 --> 00:43:50,541 [musik berpacu berlanjut] 994 00:43:53,875 --> 00:43:54,708 [gelegar guntur] 995 00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:02,208 [kecupan] 996 00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:13,208 [musik memudar] 997 00:44:13,708 --> 00:44:19,000 [bersenandung] 998 00:44:19,083 --> 00:44:20,333 Seperti ini saja? 999 00:44:20,416 --> 00:44:21,250 Tidak aman, loh. 1000 00:44:22,625 --> 00:44:25,208 [mengumpulkan dahak] 1001 00:44:25,291 --> 00:44:26,125 [meludah] 1002 00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:30,458 Bajingan. Keluar sini! 1003 00:44:30,541 --> 00:44:31,958 Berterima kasih. 1004 00:44:33,125 --> 00:44:33,958 Apa? 1005 00:44:37,750 --> 00:44:39,458 Ini yakin di sini? 1006 00:44:39,541 --> 00:44:41,666 Kenapa tidak di kuburan lagi saja? 1007 00:44:43,375 --> 00:44:47,500 Soalnya, tempat ini sering muncul di siniar horor. 1008 00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:51,291 Katanya, tempat ini angker banget. 1009 00:44:52,250 --> 00:44:54,125 - Jangan mengarang. - Memang begitu kok. 1010 00:44:55,791 --> 00:44:57,041 Ini dulu tempat apa sih? 1011 00:44:58,291 --> 00:44:59,125 Kata mbahku, 1012 00:45:01,375 --> 00:45:03,333 dua puluh tahun yang lalu, 1013 00:45:03,416 --> 00:45:05,458 sebelum pabrik ini berhenti beroperasi, 1014 00:45:07,458 --> 00:45:10,916 di sini… banyak energi negatif. 1015 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,125 Itu pabrik apa? 1016 00:45:13,958 --> 00:45:15,166 Baterai. 1017 00:45:15,250 --> 00:45:16,375 Oalah. 1018 00:45:16,458 --> 00:45:17,291 Tidak lucu. 1019 00:45:17,791 --> 00:45:19,291 Ingin jadi komika? 1020 00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:23,958 - Lagi serius. - Ya, sudah biar cepat selesai. Ayo. 1021 00:45:40,916 --> 00:45:41,916 Sumpah, Ndra. 1022 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,750 Sudah dua kali. Masih jelek. 1023 00:45:43,833 --> 00:45:46,666 Ya, sudah, To, yang penting tidak gigit. 1024 00:45:47,166 --> 00:45:48,166 Sudah, ayo. 1025 00:45:48,250 --> 00:45:50,375 Tapi janji, jangan kabur. 1026 00:45:50,458 --> 00:45:52,208 - [Dimas] Iya. - [Anto] Ya, sudah. 1027 00:45:54,125 --> 00:45:56,416 Sate… 1028 00:45:56,500 --> 00:45:57,750 Sate satu tusuk… 1029 00:45:57,833 --> 00:45:58,666 Dua puluh juta. 1030 00:46:00,666 --> 00:46:01,750 Melunjak, To. 1031 00:46:01,833 --> 00:46:02,666 Yakin, To. 1032 00:46:02,750 --> 00:46:04,666 Sekalian, sudah telanjang seperti ini. 1033 00:46:05,250 --> 00:46:06,791 Aku bukan penghibur murahan. 1034 00:46:07,541 --> 00:46:08,500 Ayo, cepat. 1035 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,791 Sate, satu tusuk 20 juta. 1036 00:46:15,583 --> 00:46:19,291 Sate, satu tusuk 20 juta. 1037 00:46:19,916 --> 00:46:23,291 Sate, satu tusuk 20 juta. 1038 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,708 [bersama] Sate, satu tusuk 20 juta. 1039 00:46:28,875 --> 00:46:31,583 Sate, satu tusuk 20 juta. 1040 00:46:32,208 --> 00:46:33,500 Itu genderuwo vanila. 1041 00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:34,958 Setan. 1042 00:46:37,833 --> 00:46:40,291 Sate. 1043 00:46:44,083 --> 00:46:46,208 Ayo, langsung saja. Prasmanan. 1044 00:46:46,291 --> 00:46:48,208 Iya, To, tidak apa-apa. 1045 00:46:48,291 --> 00:46:49,333 Siapa itu? 1046 00:46:56,208 --> 00:46:57,250 Ampun, Om. 1047 00:47:02,125 --> 00:47:03,041 [denting kilauan gigi] 1048 00:47:04,750 --> 00:47:05,708 Itu yang dia doyan. 1049 00:47:05,791 --> 00:47:07,458 Enak. 1050 00:47:10,750 --> 00:47:13,458 Sama, ya. Sama seperti manusia. 1051 00:47:13,541 --> 00:47:15,833 Kalau sisa satu, malu-malu. 1052 00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:17,958 [geraman para setan] 1053 00:47:21,708 --> 00:47:23,166 Datang abangnya. 1054 00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:27,166 Disikat, kan. 1055 00:47:27,250 --> 00:47:28,083 Waduh. 1056 00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:30,333 Sekali suap. 1057 00:47:37,666 --> 00:47:38,541 [derum setan] 1058 00:47:38,625 --> 00:47:39,541 Sesak. 1059 00:47:42,125 --> 00:47:43,041 Iya. 1060 00:47:48,166 --> 00:47:49,000 [derum] 1061 00:47:53,208 --> 00:47:55,000 Tidak marah. 1062 00:47:56,125 --> 00:47:56,958 Tidak marah. 1063 00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:01,750 Itu pasti dia bilang sate ini enak banget. 1064 00:48:01,833 --> 00:48:02,666 Sok tahu. 1065 00:48:03,875 --> 00:48:04,791 Keseratan. 1066 00:48:04,875 --> 00:48:06,541 Apa maksudnya? 1067 00:48:06,625 --> 00:48:08,416 Serat. Minum. 1068 00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:09,333 [mengiyakan] 1069 00:48:12,291 --> 00:48:13,250 Satenya habis. 1070 00:48:14,666 --> 00:48:15,541 Oh, iya. 1071 00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:17,333 Ya, tapi… 1072 00:48:18,250 --> 00:48:19,083 Tapi apa, To? 1073 00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:23,708 Tapi kaya! 1074 00:48:25,166 --> 00:48:26,666 [terbahak] 1075 00:48:26,750 --> 00:48:28,458 - Kaya! - Kaya! 1076 00:48:28,541 --> 00:48:30,416 - Kaya! - Kaya! 1077 00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:31,333 [musik berhenti] 1078 00:48:32,458 --> 00:48:34,708 Ternodai, ternodai. 1079 00:48:34,791 --> 00:48:36,375 [musik dangdut ceria mengalun] 1080 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:38,833 [Pak Kardi] Bu. 1081 00:48:55,083 --> 00:48:56,833 Kok lama banget sih dari tadi? 1082 00:48:57,666 --> 00:48:59,625 Mbak, mengajak COD jauh. 1083 00:49:00,708 --> 00:49:02,458 Nah, ini loh, Mas. 1084 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,250 Haram mart, 100 persen nonhalal. 1085 00:49:06,833 --> 00:49:07,875 Tidak ada logo MUI. 1086 00:49:07,958 --> 00:49:08,791 Tidak ada. 1087 00:49:08,875 --> 00:49:09,958 Mau apa? 1088 00:49:10,041 --> 00:49:12,375 Mau itu. Kabel pengisi daya ori. 1089 00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:14,208 Pengisi daya ori? 1090 00:49:14,875 --> 00:49:16,916 Dari macam-macam. 1091 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,041 Ini wangi rasa stroberi. 1092 00:49:19,125 --> 00:49:21,000 - Saya coba, ya, Mbak. - Iya. 1093 00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:23,875 Lumayan Kalau yang terlaris, yang mana? 1094 00:49:24,625 --> 00:49:25,750 Banana. Pisang. 1095 00:49:26,416 --> 00:49:28,166 - Saya coba, ya, Mbak. - Iya. 1096 00:49:28,875 --> 00:49:32,125 - Kanan. - Aduh, kanan. 1097 00:49:32,208 --> 00:49:33,375 - Sudah. - Terus. 1098 00:49:33,458 --> 00:49:35,750 - Tahan. - Tahan. 1099 00:49:35,833 --> 00:49:37,666 - Aduh, pusing. - Saya buka, ya. 1100 00:49:37,750 --> 00:49:38,875 Satu. 1101 00:49:38,958 --> 00:49:40,291 Dua. 1102 00:49:40,375 --> 00:49:41,208 Tiga. 1103 00:49:41,291 --> 00:49:43,000 Ikuti Ibu, loh. 1104 00:49:44,125 --> 00:49:45,000 Oh, iya. 1105 00:49:45,083 --> 00:49:46,166 Ini siapa sih, Dim? 1106 00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:49,333 Mulai sekarang, mereka yang akan buat ibu bekerja. 1107 00:49:49,416 --> 00:49:50,583 - Karyawan Ibu. - Iya. 1108 00:49:50,666 --> 00:49:51,791 - Toko Ibu? - Ya. 1109 00:49:51,875 --> 00:49:52,708 Aduh! 1110 00:49:52,791 --> 00:49:55,041 Ayo, sekarang jualan semuanya. Ayo. 1111 00:49:55,125 --> 00:49:56,750 [samar promosi para penjual] 1112 00:50:04,833 --> 00:50:07,583 Kenapa tidak dari dulu merasakan hidup seperti ini? 1113 00:50:07,666 --> 00:50:11,583 Banyak uang. Memang enak jadi orang kaya. 1114 00:50:11,666 --> 00:50:12,875 [racauan konstan Indra] 1115 00:50:15,916 --> 00:50:17,041 Lihat itu. 1116 00:50:20,791 --> 00:50:21,791 Kamu kenapa sih? 1117 00:50:21,875 --> 00:50:28,833 [terbata-bata] Ini alat pelemas syaraf. 1118 00:50:30,666 --> 00:50:33,125 Pusing berguna itu. 1119 00:50:33,208 --> 00:50:34,041 To… 1120 00:50:34,916 --> 00:50:37,375 ini perasaanku saja atau bagaimana? 1121 00:50:38,083 --> 00:50:39,708 Aku merasa uangku cepat habis. 1122 00:50:41,041 --> 00:50:43,583 Duitku juga belum cukup untuk mahar. 1123 00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:46,750 Belum biaya nikah, printilan, biaya gedung, suvenir, aduh. 1124 00:50:46,833 --> 00:50:47,708 Ya, sudah. 1125 00:50:47,791 --> 00:50:49,250 Kita ritual lagi saja. 1126 00:50:49,333 --> 00:50:50,541 Ayo, berani aku. 1127 00:50:50,625 --> 00:50:51,458 - Jalan. - Ayo. 1128 00:50:51,541 --> 00:50:55,166 Berarti besok kita ke pasar siapkan bahan-bahannya. 1129 00:50:55,250 --> 00:50:56,083 Aku ikut. 1130 00:50:56,958 --> 00:50:58,083 Kemari. 1131 00:50:58,166 --> 00:51:00,541 [musik semangat] 1132 00:51:02,083 --> 00:51:03,916 [Indra meracau] 1133 00:51:07,375 --> 00:51:08,208 Bagaimana? 1134 00:51:08,291 --> 00:51:10,625 Kita buat festival jajanan dedemit. 1135 00:51:15,750 --> 00:51:16,833 Dedemitnya datang. 1136 00:51:16,916 --> 00:51:18,083 [Anto, Dimas tertawa] 1137 00:51:18,875 --> 00:51:20,208 [musik dangdut] 1138 00:51:20,291 --> 00:51:22,000 Selamat datang di sate, Kakak. 1139 00:51:22,083 --> 00:51:23,916 Langsung ambil antriannya, ya. 1140 00:51:24,416 --> 00:51:26,125 Jangan rusuh. 1141 00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:27,416 Aman, ya. 1142 00:51:27,500 --> 00:51:29,458 Selamat menikmati. 1143 00:51:29,958 --> 00:51:31,208 [Indra] Terima kasih, Mbak. 1144 00:51:31,291 --> 00:51:32,583 [Anto] Awas, ketagihan. 1145 00:51:32,666 --> 00:51:33,958 Selamat menikmati, Mbak. 1146 00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:38,291 Langganan tetap datang. 1147 00:51:38,375 --> 00:51:39,875 [geraman genderuwo] 1148 00:51:42,125 --> 00:51:44,666 [geraman Indra] 1149 00:51:45,583 --> 00:51:46,541 [keplakan] 1150 00:51:46,625 --> 00:51:49,000 - Apa artinya? - Dua porsi. 1151 00:51:49,791 --> 00:51:51,583 Dua. Banyak, ya. 1152 00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:54,875 Satunya lagi. Ini satunya… 1153 00:51:57,541 --> 00:51:58,666 [bahasa Inggris] Berikutnya! 1154 00:51:59,416 --> 00:52:00,708 Tingginya. 1155 00:52:00,791 --> 00:52:02,416 - Kasih. - Selamat menikmati! 1156 00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:04,583 [geraman pocong] 1157 00:52:04,666 --> 00:52:05,958 Mas, jangan menyerobot. 1158 00:52:06,041 --> 00:52:07,125 [geraman berlanjut] 1159 00:52:07,208 --> 00:52:08,250 Asistennya. 1160 00:52:08,333 --> 00:52:09,500 Selebmit. 1161 00:52:09,583 --> 00:52:10,458 Seleb dedemit. 1162 00:52:10,541 --> 00:52:11,708 [Dimas, Indra tertawa] 1163 00:52:11,791 --> 00:52:13,000 [musik mencekam] 1164 00:52:13,083 --> 00:52:14,541 To, sini. 1165 00:52:17,291 --> 00:52:18,583 - Wih. - Lah. 1166 00:52:22,041 --> 00:52:23,625 Itu makanannya nanti ke mana, ya? 1167 00:52:23,708 --> 00:52:24,541 [musik berlanjut] 1168 00:52:24,625 --> 00:52:25,500 Itu lewat. 1169 00:52:26,375 --> 00:52:27,208 Bablas. 1170 00:52:27,875 --> 00:52:29,875 [Dimas] Enaknya jadi dia tak bisa usus buntu. 1171 00:52:32,083 --> 00:52:34,666 - [musik berhenti] - [gaok gagak] 1172 00:52:47,083 --> 00:52:48,708 [pintu berderit] 1173 00:52:50,583 --> 00:52:52,625 [desahan] 1174 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,291 [musik mencekam] 1175 00:53:07,500 --> 00:53:10,083 [desau frekuensi radio] 1176 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,333 [bisikan samar-samar] 1177 00:53:18,791 --> 00:53:20,708 [decit kipas angin] 1178 00:53:24,958 --> 00:53:25,791 [Anto berteriak] 1179 00:53:26,916 --> 00:53:30,041 [dentang benda bergelinding] 1180 00:53:30,125 --> 00:53:33,083 - [derik benda] - [desau benda] 1181 00:53:35,541 --> 00:53:36,875 [dengung radio] 1182 00:53:42,458 --> 00:53:43,750 [tawa kecil di radio] 1183 00:53:44,833 --> 00:53:45,875 [ketukan pintu] 1184 00:53:48,333 --> 00:53:49,208 [terkesiap] 1185 00:53:49,291 --> 00:53:50,833 - Pak Slamet, apa, Pak? - Apa sih? 1186 00:53:52,125 --> 00:53:56,333 Bapak ini kebetulan lewat depan rumahmu. Terus Bapak mencium bau gosong. 1187 00:53:56,958 --> 00:53:58,333 Makanya Bapak mampir. 1188 00:53:59,416 --> 00:54:00,333 Masak apa sih, To? 1189 00:54:01,291 --> 00:54:02,166 Masak telur, Pak. 1190 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,500 - Masak telur saja kok… - Masak telur, Pak. 1191 00:54:07,375 --> 00:54:08,250 [tanpa suara] 1192 00:54:08,750 --> 00:54:10,208 - Apa, Pak? - [ketakutan] Itu apa? 1193 00:54:10,791 --> 00:54:11,625 Itu! 1194 00:54:11,708 --> 00:54:12,541 Apa? 1195 00:54:12,625 --> 00:54:13,666 Itu apa sih? 1196 00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:16,375 Beling, To. Beling itu. 1197 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,625 Oalah, Beling. Aku kira ada yang bahaya. 1198 00:54:20,583 --> 00:54:21,833 Beling bahaya, To. 1199 00:54:21,916 --> 00:54:23,291 Kalau terkena kakimu. 1200 00:54:23,375 --> 00:54:25,416 Tertusuk, terus berdarah. 1201 00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:27,083 Terus, jalannya jinjit begini. 1202 00:54:28,291 --> 00:54:29,875 Malah seperti balerina. 1203 00:54:30,875 --> 00:54:31,916 Bapak pamit dulu. 1204 00:54:35,916 --> 00:54:37,833 [musik misterius mengalun] 1205 00:54:47,208 --> 00:54:48,666 Permisi, Mas. Cari siapa, ya? 1206 00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:52,500 - Mas? - Panggil saya Abah Budi. 1207 00:54:53,375 --> 00:54:54,208 [tabuhan drum] 1208 00:54:55,583 --> 00:54:56,416 Tapi sepertinya, 1209 00:54:57,291 --> 00:54:59,250 Anda terlalu muda kalau dipanggil abah. 1210 00:54:59,333 --> 00:55:00,375 [desutan Abah Budi] 1211 00:55:01,208 --> 00:55:02,541 Menjadi tua itu pasti. 1212 00:55:03,458 --> 00:55:05,625 Menjadi dewasa itu pilihan. 1213 00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:07,458 [nada sinis] Iya, lah. 1214 00:55:08,958 --> 00:55:12,083 Maksudnya, sedang apa di depan rumah saya? 1215 00:55:14,625 --> 00:55:15,458 Mas? 1216 00:55:17,250 --> 00:55:18,708 Sedang apa di depan rumah saya, Bah? 1217 00:55:20,333 --> 00:55:22,208 Tadi saya lewat di sini. 1218 00:55:22,708 --> 00:55:24,583 Saya mencium aroma gosong. 1219 00:55:24,666 --> 00:55:25,791 Oh. 1220 00:55:25,875 --> 00:55:27,083 Saya masak telur gosong. 1221 00:55:27,875 --> 00:55:30,083 - Telur? Yakin telur? - Iya. 1222 00:55:30,166 --> 00:55:31,916 - Bukan ubi bakar? - Bukan. 1223 00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:33,416 Masak buat siapa? 1224 00:55:34,083 --> 00:55:36,166 Ya, buat saya. Mau buat siapa lagi? 1225 00:55:37,541 --> 00:55:38,375 [napas tertahan] 1226 00:55:39,875 --> 00:55:42,625 - [efek suara cuitan] - Barangkali buat yang lain. 1227 00:55:43,375 --> 00:55:45,291 Rumahmu ini ramai banget, ya. 1228 00:55:46,208 --> 00:55:47,666 - [kokok ayam] - [embik kambing] 1229 00:55:47,750 --> 00:55:48,625 Ramai apa? 1230 00:55:49,208 --> 00:55:51,125 Tadi, rumahmu aku foto. 1231 00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:54,791 [musik misterius] Yang kecil-kecil ini namanya ops, 1232 00:55:55,375 --> 00:55:58,875 dan kalau menurut abah ini energinya sangat negatif. 1233 00:55:59,625 --> 00:56:02,208 Yang di mana kalau mereka ini bersatu, 1234 00:56:02,291 --> 00:56:04,666 mereka akan membentuk makhluk metafisika… 1235 00:56:05,166 --> 00:56:06,958 yang kita sebut dengan dedemit. 1236 00:56:09,250 --> 00:56:11,958 Sepertinya ada yang aneh dengan rumah ini. 1237 00:56:12,791 --> 00:56:13,708 Aneh apa, Bah? 1238 00:56:14,458 --> 00:56:16,625 Zaman sudah canggih masih percaya takhayul. 1239 00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:18,416 Begini saja. 1240 00:56:19,833 --> 00:56:21,625 Ini buat kamu. 1241 00:56:22,666 --> 00:56:23,708 Suatu saat jika butuh… 1242 00:56:23,791 --> 00:56:24,791 [hentakan musik mencekam] 1243 00:56:24,875 --> 00:56:26,416 …kamu langsung hubungi Abah. 1244 00:56:37,375 --> 00:56:38,750 - [Abah teriak] - [dengung starter] 1245 00:56:38,833 --> 00:56:39,666 Apa, Bah? 1246 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:42,208 Pompa bensin di mana, ya? 1247 00:56:42,291 --> 00:56:44,041 [hentakan musik keras] 1248 00:56:48,416 --> 00:56:50,416 Kita anggap ini ritual terakhir. 1249 00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:52,666 Sebentar. 1250 00:56:53,208 --> 00:56:54,166 Kok terakhir? 1251 00:56:54,833 --> 00:56:56,541 Padahal aku sudah mulai menikmati. 1252 00:56:56,625 --> 00:56:58,500 Siapa tahu kita bisa jualan produk lain? 1253 00:56:59,791 --> 00:57:01,416 Memang kamu mau jualan apa lagi? 1254 00:57:02,125 --> 00:57:03,125 Itu. 1255 00:57:03,833 --> 00:57:05,750 - [alunan gitar jenaka] - Sate gagak beku. 1256 00:57:05,833 --> 00:57:07,208 Matcha kembang setaman. 1257 00:57:07,958 --> 00:57:09,833 - Satu lagi yang pamungkas. - Apa itu? 1258 00:57:09,916 --> 00:57:11,875 Gagak keprek level 35. 1259 00:57:12,375 --> 00:57:15,916 Pedasnya sampai setan bilang aku bertobat. 1260 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,125 [Dimas, Indra tertawa] 1261 00:57:17,208 --> 00:57:19,541 Satu gigitan berasa masuk akhirat. 1262 00:57:19,625 --> 00:57:21,166 - [Dimas, Indra tertawa] - Ya, itu. 1263 00:57:22,958 --> 00:57:24,083 Perasaanku tidak enak. 1264 00:57:24,625 --> 00:57:27,250 Di rumahku mulai ada gangguan. Memang kalian tidak? 1265 00:57:28,625 --> 00:57:32,083 Sebenarnya aku sering dapat bisikan. 1266 00:57:32,166 --> 00:57:33,833 Ya, aku juga. 1267 00:57:33,916 --> 00:57:36,375 Sering mimpi buruk dikejar-kejar dedemit minta sate. 1268 00:57:36,458 --> 00:57:37,791 - Nah, kan. - Tapi dia mampir, 1269 00:57:37,875 --> 00:57:39,000 namanya risiko pekerjaan. 1270 00:57:40,583 --> 00:57:43,750 Seperti ini saja, malam ini kita minta yang banyak. 1271 00:57:43,833 --> 00:57:45,208 Satu tusuk 50 juta. 1272 00:57:45,708 --> 00:57:46,541 Oke? 1273 00:57:47,125 --> 00:57:48,333 - Oke. - Oke. 1274 00:57:48,416 --> 00:57:49,916 Ayo, sudah. Siap-siap, ya. 1275 00:57:51,666 --> 00:57:52,583 Satu. 1276 00:57:52,666 --> 00:57:56,000 - Dua. - [musik penuh semangat] 1277 00:57:56,958 --> 00:57:57,833 [hentakan baju] 1278 00:57:57,916 --> 00:58:00,041 [bersama] Sate. Satu tusuk 1279 00:58:00,125 --> 00:58:01,250 lima puluh juta. 1280 00:58:02,125 --> 00:58:05,458 Sate. Satu tusuk 50 juta. 1281 00:58:05,541 --> 00:58:06,666 Sate… 1282 00:58:06,750 --> 00:58:07,583 [debam pintu] 1283 00:58:09,625 --> 00:58:11,583 [deru angin] 1284 00:58:24,708 --> 00:58:26,666 [musik mencekam] 1285 00:58:29,125 --> 00:58:31,250 [pocong] Sate! 1286 00:58:35,416 --> 00:58:36,500 Ayo. 1287 00:58:36,583 --> 00:58:37,416 Sate. 1288 00:58:37,500 --> 00:58:38,333 Ayo, ini. 1289 00:58:39,583 --> 00:58:40,416 Sate. 1290 00:58:43,791 --> 00:58:44,625 Sate. 1291 00:58:45,333 --> 00:58:46,166 Sate. 1292 00:58:48,833 --> 00:58:49,875 [sorak sate para dedemit] 1293 00:58:55,750 --> 00:58:56,583 [geraman genderuwo] 1294 00:58:57,208 --> 00:58:59,416 Mari merapat. Jangan takut. 1295 00:58:59,500 --> 00:59:02,000 Segera nikmati sate gagak kami. 1296 00:59:02,083 --> 00:59:05,291 Daging-daging ini diolah oleh koki berpengalaman. 1297 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:07,125 Koki Anto, 28 tahun. 1298 00:59:07,208 --> 00:59:09,375 Ayo, silakan. 1299 00:59:09,458 --> 00:59:11,458 [musik semangat] 1300 00:59:19,208 --> 00:59:21,666 Anto yang sudah 30 tahun berkarier 1301 00:59:21,750 --> 00:59:23,500 di kapal tak berpenumpang. Ayo! 1302 00:59:23,583 --> 00:59:27,416 Ayo. Walaupun masih muda, tapi dia sudah berpengalaman lama. 1303 00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:28,916 Silakan. 1304 00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:32,500 [musik berlanjut] 1305 00:59:35,875 --> 00:59:37,291 Bagaimana satenya? 1306 00:59:37,375 --> 00:59:38,333 - [Indra] Mantap? - Ya. 1307 00:59:42,291 --> 00:59:43,208 Atas nama siapa? 1308 00:59:43,291 --> 00:59:44,375 Maaf, ya. 1309 00:59:44,458 --> 00:59:47,625 Cantik banget. Sayang, sudah mati. 1310 00:59:48,250 --> 00:59:51,000 Kalau masih hidup pasti jadi DJ dia. 1311 00:59:51,083 --> 00:59:52,541 [Anto] Pikiranmu. Berikutnya! 1312 00:59:53,750 --> 00:59:54,875 Seperti kenal? 1313 00:59:56,750 --> 00:59:57,875 [Dimas terperanjat] 1314 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,250 [Indra] Bapak yang di jembatan. 1315 01:00:00,333 --> 01:00:01,333 [geraman genderuwo] 1316 01:00:02,708 --> 01:00:04,083 [kunyahan daging] 1317 01:00:06,083 --> 01:00:07,625 Ini berdua pasangan? 1318 01:00:08,541 --> 01:00:10,000 Kalau punya anak jadi apa, ya? 1319 01:00:10,083 --> 01:00:11,291 - [Dimas] Kuntul. - [berdesut] 1320 01:00:11,375 --> 01:00:12,416 Kuntilanak tuyul. 1321 01:00:14,041 --> 01:00:15,375 [kerincing] 1322 01:00:15,458 --> 01:00:18,208 [emosi tanpa suara] 1323 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,000 [musik berhenti] 1324 01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:28,500 Satenya habis. Bagaimana? 1325 01:00:28,583 --> 01:00:29,875 Ya, bagaimana? 1326 01:00:29,958 --> 01:00:30,875 - Kamu hitung? - Tutup. 1327 01:00:30,958 --> 01:00:32,916 - Maksudnya? - Tapi kita sudah untung banyak. 1328 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:33,916 Ya, sudah. 1329 01:00:36,916 --> 01:00:37,958 Dedemit sekalian. 1330 01:00:38,041 --> 01:00:40,000 Mohon maaf satenya habis. 1331 01:00:40,083 --> 01:00:42,791 Ya, tapi tenang saja. 1332 01:00:42,875 --> 01:00:44,666 Minggu depan datang lagi, ya. 1333 01:00:44,750 --> 01:00:46,916 Malam Jumat. Kita sedia… 1334 01:00:47,666 --> 01:00:49,958 [berbisik] Tidak. [normal] Kita sediakan lebih banyak lagi 1335 01:00:50,041 --> 01:00:52,166 dan bawa uang lebih banyak, ya. 1336 01:00:52,916 --> 01:00:54,708 [debuk meja] Sate! 1337 01:00:58,791 --> 01:01:00,208 Sate. 1338 01:01:01,041 --> 01:01:01,958 Kukira sendiri. 1339 01:01:02,541 --> 01:01:03,375 Sate. 1340 01:01:04,541 --> 01:01:05,541 Sate. 1341 01:01:05,625 --> 01:01:06,958 [Dimas] Sudah makan semua, kan? 1342 01:01:09,083 --> 01:01:12,500 Tenang. Perhatian, saudara-saudaraku yang berbahagia. 1343 01:01:12,583 --> 01:01:14,708 Semua bisa dibicarakan, Saudara-Saudara. 1344 01:01:16,291 --> 01:01:20,166 Saudara jangan memprovokasi, ya. Jangan sampai membuat keributan kecil. 1345 01:01:20,250 --> 01:01:21,958 Ingat! Ingat, ya! Tenang! 1346 01:01:22,708 --> 01:01:23,541 [Indra berteriak] 1347 01:01:24,208 --> 01:01:25,083 Ada yang pingsan! 1348 01:01:25,583 --> 01:01:26,416 Medik! 1349 01:01:27,625 --> 01:01:28,458 Medik! 1350 01:01:38,166 --> 01:01:39,166 Barang. 1351 01:01:41,625 --> 01:01:42,625 Semuanya sudah. 1352 01:01:47,208 --> 01:01:48,333 Masuk. 1353 01:01:48,833 --> 01:01:49,666 Cepat. 1354 01:01:57,500 --> 01:01:59,916 [Indra] Mereka mengamuk. Gara-gara kehabisan sate. 1355 01:02:00,791 --> 01:02:04,208 Ya, tapi, kan kita memang membawa stoknya segitu. 1356 01:02:04,291 --> 01:02:06,541 Tapi ada dedemit yang minta tambahan tadi. 1357 01:02:07,458 --> 01:02:08,916 Kamu ketagihan. 1358 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,500 Bagaimana kalau disuruh dagang terus? 1359 01:02:10,583 --> 01:02:13,208 To, Ndra. Sebentar. 1360 01:02:20,208 --> 01:02:21,500 Kita kaya! 1361 01:02:21,583 --> 01:02:22,541 Kaya! 1362 01:02:22,625 --> 01:02:24,875 - [semua tertawa] - [musik gembira] 1363 01:02:24,958 --> 01:02:26,458 Aku menikah! 1364 01:02:26,541 --> 01:02:28,583 PENGANTIN BARU 1365 01:02:35,250 --> 01:02:37,291 Yang ini, batu apa ini? 1366 01:02:37,833 --> 01:02:39,166 Ini batu koko. 1367 01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:41,750 Batu koko? Baju koko, maksudnya. 1368 01:02:41,833 --> 01:02:44,041 Bercanda batu jadi baju, begitu? 1369 01:02:44,125 --> 01:02:45,166 Ayo, silakan dicoba. 1370 01:02:45,791 --> 01:02:47,041 Mau menagih, kan? 1371 01:02:47,833 --> 01:02:49,250 Jangan rebutan ini. Dibagi. 1372 01:02:50,750 --> 01:02:52,416 Ini bonus buat kalian. 1373 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,083 Ini stoknya aku order langsung dari luar negeri, Bu. 1374 01:02:56,166 --> 01:02:57,875 Luar biasa kamu, Nak. 1375 01:02:57,958 --> 01:02:58,875 Kan anak Ibu. 1376 01:02:58,958 --> 01:03:00,541 Iya, dong. 1377 01:03:00,625 --> 01:03:02,125 Bangga Ibu. 1378 01:03:02,958 --> 01:03:05,416 Ini lagi jualan stok terbaru Ibu. 1379 01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:07,500 [tanpa suara] 1380 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,083 [geraman genderuwo] Sate. 1381 01:03:18,916 --> 01:03:20,166 Sudah, sana pergi! 1382 01:03:21,708 --> 01:03:23,000 Mengotori sini, kamu. 1383 01:03:23,083 --> 01:03:24,708 Dikira penangkaran genderuwo. 1384 01:03:26,041 --> 01:03:27,041 [musik mencekam] 1385 01:03:28,625 --> 01:03:30,166 Ayo, Mas. Jadinya yang mana? 1386 01:03:30,250 --> 01:03:34,583 Sate. 1387 01:03:34,666 --> 01:03:36,708 [gagak bergaok] 1388 01:03:40,166 --> 01:03:42,041 Sate. 1389 01:03:42,125 --> 01:03:46,208 [tergagap] Bu, aku… [meracau] 1390 01:03:47,333 --> 01:03:48,625 Hei! 1391 01:03:49,833 --> 01:03:50,833 Apa sih ini bocah? 1392 01:03:58,750 --> 01:03:59,875 Senyum-senyum. 1393 01:04:00,750 --> 01:04:01,583 Ini, Dik. 1394 01:04:02,416 --> 01:04:03,416 Ya. 1395 01:04:04,916 --> 01:04:05,750 Apa itu, Mas? 1396 01:04:05,833 --> 01:04:08,250 Ini buat warteg. Logonya. 1397 01:04:08,833 --> 01:04:12,125 Tapi kalau kamu punya saran, ide, boleh. 1398 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,750 - Mas. - Ya? 1399 01:04:17,083 --> 01:04:22,166 Pokoknya, apa pun yang Mas Anto kerjakan, 1400 01:04:23,291 --> 01:04:26,916 selama itu halal, aku pasti dukung, 1401 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,208 Dan Mas Anto harus ingat, 1402 01:04:30,791 --> 01:04:34,333 kalau mengerjakan sesuatu harus dari hati. 1403 01:04:34,875 --> 01:04:35,750 Sama harus jujur. 1404 01:04:36,750 --> 01:04:37,583 Ya, Mas? 1405 01:04:39,208 --> 01:04:40,375 Mas. 1406 01:04:40,458 --> 01:04:41,375 [Anto terperangah] 1407 01:04:41,458 --> 01:04:43,541 Kok diam, sih? 1408 01:04:43,625 --> 01:04:44,625 Tidak apa. 1409 01:04:45,333 --> 01:04:46,166 Maksudnya itu, 1410 01:04:46,875 --> 01:04:51,416 Mas terharu kamu selalu dukung Mas. 1411 01:04:52,166 --> 01:04:53,000 Terima kasih, ya. 1412 01:04:54,958 --> 01:04:56,458 [melodi gitar sendu] 1413 01:04:56,541 --> 01:04:58,333 - Mas. - Ya? 1414 01:04:58,416 --> 01:05:01,291 Tapi, seperti aneh tidak. 1415 01:05:02,041 --> 01:05:03,416 Seperti tak menyangka begitu. 1416 01:05:04,083 --> 01:05:08,291 Seperti kemarin kita baru pacaran. 1417 01:05:09,291 --> 01:05:13,291 Terus, sekarang tiba-tiba sudah tinggal bersama. 1418 01:05:14,125 --> 01:05:16,125 Di sini, di rumah ini. 1419 01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:18,541 Tak menyangka begitu. 1420 01:05:19,291 --> 01:05:20,375 Iya, kan? 1421 01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:21,458 Aku sudah mengira ya. 1422 01:05:21,541 --> 01:05:23,375 - [decak Andini tak percaya] - Capai, Dik. 1423 01:05:24,083 --> 01:05:26,333 Kamu seperti tak suka aku di sini. 1424 01:05:26,416 --> 01:05:27,916 Pergilah. Aku takkan menginjakkan… 1425 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:29,500 Jangan sentuh layar, Andini. Aku… 1426 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,041 - [musik jenaka] - Apa sih? 1427 01:05:31,125 --> 01:05:32,750 Jangan sentuh aku! 1428 01:05:32,833 --> 01:05:34,291 Ya, bercanda. 1429 01:05:34,375 --> 01:05:36,333 Bercanda terus. 1430 01:05:39,250 --> 01:05:40,083 Ya. 1431 01:05:40,166 --> 01:05:45,750 Maksudnya itu, aku bangga begitu, Mas, sama kamu. 1432 01:05:47,333 --> 01:05:49,791 Aku senang kamu sudah memperjuangkan kita, 1433 01:05:51,125 --> 01:05:53,666 dan yang paling senangnya lagi, 1434 01:05:54,791 --> 01:05:57,208 kamu berhasil, Mas. 1435 01:05:58,625 --> 01:06:01,458 Kamu tepati janjimu. Terima kasih ya, Mas. 1436 01:06:02,583 --> 01:06:03,416 [dengkus] 1437 01:06:04,291 --> 01:06:05,125 Ya. 1438 01:06:05,875 --> 01:06:07,333 Ini kan semua buat kamu. 1439 01:06:08,875 --> 01:06:10,041 [musik romantis] 1440 01:06:12,250 --> 01:06:13,791 - Mas. - Apa? 1441 01:06:14,708 --> 01:06:16,250 Dilihat orang. 1442 01:06:16,333 --> 01:06:18,375 Orang apa? Sepi. 1443 01:06:18,458 --> 01:06:20,500 - [nada kecewa] Tidak jadi. - [musik jenaka] 1444 01:06:20,583 --> 01:06:23,458 - Tinggal disosor saja, Mas. - Iya, kelamaan. 1445 01:06:23,541 --> 01:06:26,125 Begini ini. [kecupan] 1446 01:06:26,208 --> 01:06:27,333 Kelamaan, Mas. 1447 01:06:27,416 --> 01:06:29,333 - Siapa kamu? - Tukang galon. 1448 01:06:29,416 --> 01:06:30,708 [alunan gitar jenaka] 1449 01:06:30,791 --> 01:06:32,875 - Kelamaan. - [Anto terperanjat] 1450 01:06:33,833 --> 01:06:34,666 Kok aneh. 1451 01:06:39,875 --> 01:06:41,541 Lounge. 1452 01:06:42,250 --> 01:06:43,416 Saatnya Anto, ya. 1453 01:06:46,916 --> 01:06:48,125 Pak Slamet. 1454 01:06:48,208 --> 01:06:49,958 Indra. Hei. 1455 01:06:51,291 --> 01:06:55,625 Sebentar, kamu dandan seperti ini malah seperti penjinak kobra. 1456 01:06:55,708 --> 01:06:56,666 Penjinak kobra. 1457 01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:57,583 Kobranya mana? 1458 01:06:58,291 --> 01:07:00,250 - Ini. - [Indra berdesis] 1459 01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:03,416 - Habis sudah, Pak? - [pria] Sudah, Pak. 1460 01:07:03,500 --> 01:07:05,958 Tambah lagi. Gratis hari ini. 1461 01:07:08,791 --> 01:07:10,791 Don. Aman, Don? 1462 01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:14,625 Keren, ya, Anto. 1463 01:07:16,125 --> 01:07:17,291 Ya. 1464 01:07:17,375 --> 01:07:20,291 Tapi itu… inilah gunanya teman. 1465 01:07:20,875 --> 01:07:23,541 Saling dukung cari rezeki bersama. 1466 01:07:24,125 --> 01:07:25,833 Yang penting halal, kan. 1467 01:07:25,916 --> 01:07:27,000 [satu petikan gitar] 1468 01:07:27,666 --> 01:07:29,000 Ya, halal, Pak. 1469 01:07:29,791 --> 01:07:30,750 Itu Anto. 1470 01:07:30,833 --> 01:07:31,666 [berteriak] To! 1471 01:07:31,750 --> 01:07:32,750 Kekencangan. 1472 01:07:33,583 --> 01:07:34,541 [pria] Anto. 1473 01:07:35,208 --> 01:07:36,708 - Pengusaha. - Kolega. 1474 01:07:37,208 --> 01:07:38,041 Pak Slamet. 1475 01:07:38,625 --> 01:07:40,916 To. Masyaallah. 1476 01:07:41,875 --> 01:07:43,291 Bapak bangga sama kamu, To. 1477 01:07:44,541 --> 01:07:46,458 Iya, kan, belajar dari Pak Slamet. 1478 01:07:47,875 --> 01:07:49,375 Kau benar-benar pekerja keras. 1479 01:07:49,916 --> 01:07:51,000 - Iya, Pak. - To. 1480 01:07:51,083 --> 01:07:53,375 Ini, kami berdua juga punya ucapan. 1481 01:07:53,458 --> 01:07:55,416 Terima kasih ya. Ini… [suara kecil] ucapan. 1482 01:07:56,375 --> 01:07:57,208 Suaramu kenapa? 1483 01:07:57,291 --> 01:07:58,125 Ini kecil. 1484 01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:00,125 - Kalau yang itu? - [suara besar] Ucapan! 1485 01:08:00,208 --> 01:08:01,291 [suara kecil] Ucapan. 1486 01:08:01,375 --> 01:08:02,875 [semua tertawa] 1487 01:08:04,083 --> 01:08:04,916 Bapak juga punya. 1488 01:08:06,625 --> 01:08:07,666 Apa itu, Pak? 1489 01:08:08,291 --> 01:08:09,125 Usapan. 1490 01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:11,041 Makan dulu. 1491 01:08:11,125 --> 01:08:11,958 Masih boleh? 1492 01:08:12,041 --> 01:08:13,083 - Aman ya? - Silakan. 1493 01:08:13,166 --> 01:08:14,750 Oseng tokek masih ada? 1494 01:08:16,208 --> 01:08:17,791 - Tidak lihat, To. - Makan, Pak. 1495 01:08:20,250 --> 01:08:21,583 - Bu. - [Bu Imas bergumam] 1496 01:08:22,541 --> 01:08:23,583 Bapak mana? 1497 01:08:23,666 --> 01:08:24,791 Oh, iya. 1498 01:08:24,875 --> 01:08:26,875 Tadi pesan kalau tak bisa ke sini. 1499 01:08:26,958 --> 01:08:28,916 Biasa, lihat pekerjaan. 1500 01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:30,458 Ada perumahan baru. 1501 01:08:30,541 --> 01:08:31,833 Bapakmu, kan, mandor. 1502 01:08:32,708 --> 01:08:33,625 Tambah, Bu, itu masih… 1503 01:08:33,708 --> 01:08:35,250 Iya, nanti tambah. 1504 01:08:35,875 --> 01:08:36,708 Dik. 1505 01:08:38,291 --> 01:08:40,375 - Bu, ini anaknya senyum-senyum. - Hamil? 1506 01:08:41,375 --> 01:08:42,750 [dengkus] Kenapa? 1507 01:08:44,583 --> 01:08:46,583 [petikan gitar ceria] 1508 01:08:50,291 --> 01:08:51,333 Kamu hamil? 1509 01:08:52,083 --> 01:08:52,916 Aduh. 1510 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,708 Istriku hamil! 1511 01:08:54,791 --> 01:08:55,625 Ada apa? 1512 01:08:55,708 --> 01:08:56,541 Andini hamil! 1513 01:08:56,625 --> 01:08:57,833 [semua kegirangan] 1514 01:08:59,708 --> 01:09:00,875 Benar laki-laki. 1515 01:09:00,958 --> 01:09:01,833 Asyik. 1516 01:09:03,958 --> 01:09:05,416 Punya cucu. 1517 01:09:09,250 --> 01:09:11,333 - Hamil! - Hamil! 1518 01:09:11,416 --> 01:09:12,250 Kenapa, Nak? 1519 01:09:12,333 --> 01:09:13,166 Din. 1520 01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:14,250 [musik menegangkan] 1521 01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:15,916 Ke rumah sakit, To. 1522 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:18,333 Jangan sampai Andini kenapa-kenapa. Ke rumah sakit. 1523 01:09:18,416 --> 01:09:20,166 - Titip wartegnya. - Aman, To. 1524 01:09:23,208 --> 01:09:24,375 Beri kabar ya, To. 1525 01:09:24,458 --> 01:09:26,083 [musik menegangkan] 1526 01:09:27,041 --> 01:09:29,125 [Dimas membaca mantra] 1527 01:09:31,416 --> 01:09:33,041 Kenapa malah buat mainan? 1528 01:09:34,541 --> 01:09:37,958 Ini benda keramat. Buat kamu tidak cocok. 1529 01:09:38,041 --> 01:09:38,875 Kembalikan! 1530 01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:40,875 Nanti diamuk mbahku bagaimana. 1531 01:09:42,375 --> 01:09:43,500 Kembalikan! Taruh! 1532 01:09:43,583 --> 01:09:44,458 [berdesis] 1533 01:09:45,041 --> 01:09:45,875 Ini saja. 1534 01:09:45,958 --> 01:09:47,458 [desis berlanjut] 1535 01:09:47,541 --> 01:09:48,750 [getaran ponsel] 1536 01:09:52,875 --> 01:09:53,708 Ya? 1537 01:09:53,791 --> 01:09:54,750 Bagaimana, To? 1538 01:09:55,041 --> 01:09:55,875 Aman? 1539 01:09:56,125 --> 01:09:56,958 [Indra bergumam] 1540 01:09:57,208 --> 01:09:58,250 Ini masih sama Dimas. 1541 01:10:00,166 --> 01:10:01,041 Iya. 1542 01:10:01,125 --> 01:10:02,541 Warung sudah kututup. 1543 01:10:02,625 --> 01:10:03,666 Iya. 1544 01:10:03,750 --> 01:10:04,750 Aman. 1545 01:10:06,583 --> 01:10:07,416 [mengiyakan] 1546 01:10:08,833 --> 01:10:09,875 Siap! 1547 01:10:09,958 --> 01:10:10,791 Iya. 1548 01:10:12,125 --> 01:10:12,958 Bagaimana Andini? 1549 01:10:13,041 --> 01:10:15,375 Katanya, Andini tidak apa-apa. 1550 01:10:15,916 --> 01:10:17,500 Cuma butuh istirahat saja. 1551 01:10:18,250 --> 01:10:19,958 Sekarang sudah di rumah semua. 1552 01:10:20,041 --> 01:10:20,958 Ya, sudah. 1553 01:10:23,375 --> 01:10:24,208 Tapi, Ndra. 1554 01:10:25,250 --> 01:10:26,500 Bicara soal rumah, ya. 1555 01:10:28,166 --> 01:10:29,208 Aku merasa di rumah… 1556 01:10:30,791 --> 01:10:32,666 seperti tidak enak begitu. 1557 01:10:34,125 --> 01:10:36,375 Merasa seperti dilihat dedemit. 1558 01:10:38,125 --> 01:10:39,750 Di rumah terasa tidak, Ndra? 1559 01:10:40,375 --> 01:10:42,041 Yang tenang. 1560 01:10:42,916 --> 01:10:46,500 Kata mbahku, dedemit itu tak akan menyakiti manusia. 1561 01:10:46,583 --> 01:10:47,416 [tabuhan drum] 1562 01:10:47,500 --> 01:10:48,500 [tabuhan berhenti] 1563 01:10:52,458 --> 01:10:53,625 [dentingan keras] 1564 01:10:54,708 --> 01:10:55,541 [erangan] 1565 01:10:57,458 --> 01:10:59,083 [desahan bergema] Sate. 1566 01:11:02,375 --> 01:11:03,333 [napas tertahan] 1567 01:11:04,666 --> 01:11:05,875 Sate. 1568 01:11:07,708 --> 01:11:09,166 Sate. 1569 01:11:11,916 --> 01:11:14,083 Sate. 1570 01:11:18,083 --> 01:11:19,666 [pekikan] Sate! 1571 01:11:28,625 --> 01:11:30,000 Kenapa ketakutan? 1572 01:11:30,916 --> 01:11:31,750 Tenang! 1573 01:11:32,458 --> 01:11:33,333 Sudah. 1574 01:11:33,416 --> 01:11:34,583 Ada apa? 1575 01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:37,125 Mimpi buruk, Mas. 1576 01:11:37,208 --> 01:11:38,666 Apa? 1577 01:11:38,750 --> 01:11:39,833 Tadi… 1578 01:11:39,916 --> 01:11:42,750 Tadi di sini… banyak dedemit, Mas. 1579 01:11:43,666 --> 01:11:45,250 Di situ. Terus… 1580 01:11:45,333 --> 01:11:46,333 Di sini, di situ. 1581 01:11:46,416 --> 01:11:47,666 Sampai di sini, Mas. 1582 01:11:50,666 --> 01:11:52,041 Tidak ada itu. Tidak ada. 1583 01:11:52,125 --> 01:11:53,083 Mimpinya apa? 1584 01:11:54,541 --> 01:11:55,375 Mimpinya… 1585 01:11:56,875 --> 01:11:57,708 mereka minta… 1586 01:11:59,875 --> 01:12:01,250 minta sate, Mas. 1587 01:12:01,333 --> 01:12:02,666 [musik mencekam] 1588 01:12:02,750 --> 01:12:04,666 - Sate? - Sate. 1589 01:12:08,125 --> 01:12:10,083 - [Indra] To, Anto. - [Dimas] To. 1590 01:12:10,708 --> 01:12:12,208 Untung rambutku tak rusak, ya. 1591 01:12:12,750 --> 01:12:13,583 - To! - Wih. 1592 01:12:15,375 --> 01:12:17,083 Mengenang masa lalu. 1593 01:12:17,916 --> 01:12:19,541 Ingat, tidak, ini pas SD? 1594 01:12:19,625 --> 01:12:22,583 Setelah pelajaran olahraga, lompat jauh. 1595 01:12:22,666 --> 01:12:23,958 Aku lompat… 1596 01:12:24,041 --> 01:12:24,958 injak tahi kucing. 1597 01:12:25,041 --> 01:12:26,250 [terbahak] 1598 01:12:26,333 --> 01:12:27,416 Sekelas bau tahi. 1599 01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:29,000 [terbahak] 1600 01:12:29,083 --> 01:12:30,375 Aku yang BAB di sana. 1601 01:12:32,916 --> 01:12:34,541 Kok bisa tahimu di sana? 1602 01:12:34,625 --> 01:12:35,791 Kamu BAB di sana? 1603 01:12:35,875 --> 01:12:38,250 Ya, kan, aku sudah kebelet. Toiletnya jauh, Dim. 1604 01:12:38,666 --> 01:12:39,750 Oalah! 1605 01:12:39,833 --> 01:12:41,416 To. Tahinya Indra ternyata, To. 1606 01:12:42,500 --> 01:12:45,458 Aku mau taubat. Aku tak mau ritual sate gagak lagi. 1607 01:12:46,333 --> 01:12:47,208 To! 1608 01:12:47,291 --> 01:12:48,125 Kenapa, To? 1609 01:12:48,750 --> 01:12:49,625 Iya, To. 1610 01:12:49,708 --> 01:12:50,791 Cerita, To. Kenapa? 1611 01:12:51,375 --> 01:12:52,791 Andini diganggu dedemit. 1612 01:12:52,875 --> 01:12:53,708 Apa? 1613 01:12:55,083 --> 01:12:55,916 Kok bisa? 1614 01:12:57,583 --> 01:13:00,625 Sepertinya mereka menagih kita untuk dagang lagi. 1615 01:13:00,708 --> 01:13:03,750 Oalah! Aku kira, apa? 1616 01:13:03,833 --> 01:13:05,416 Ya, bagus dong berarti. 1617 01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:07,541 Sate kita viral di dunia dedemit. 1618 01:13:07,625 --> 01:13:08,625 Nanti malam kita ritual. 1619 01:13:08,708 --> 01:13:10,458 - Beres! - Benar, To. 1620 01:13:11,458 --> 01:13:12,291 Benar bagaimana? 1621 01:13:13,541 --> 01:13:16,416 Lah, kan, kita tahu pekerjaan kita apa. 1622 01:13:16,500 --> 01:13:17,875 Risikonya apa. 1623 01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:19,875 Diganggu dedemit, kan, biasa. 1624 01:13:20,458 --> 01:13:22,208 - Apa? - Biasa, To. 1625 01:13:23,291 --> 01:13:24,541 Biasa matamu! 1626 01:13:25,208 --> 01:13:26,375 Andini hamil, Dim. 1627 01:13:26,916 --> 01:13:29,083 Kalau ada apa-apa pada calon bayiku, bagaimana? 1628 01:13:30,375 --> 01:13:32,541 Tapi, kondisi Andini bagaimana sekarang, To? 1629 01:13:33,916 --> 01:13:36,541 Sekarang dia takut sendiri. Minta ditemani terus. 1630 01:13:41,625 --> 01:13:42,666 To. 1631 01:13:44,083 --> 01:13:45,291 Masa mau berhenti, To? 1632 01:13:46,541 --> 01:13:48,708 Pikirkan nasibmu, anakmu. 1633 01:13:49,416 --> 01:13:50,500 Butuh biaya besar. 1634 01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:53,833 Iya, To. 1635 01:13:54,583 --> 01:13:55,916 Sebenarnya, 1636 01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:58,375 sayang juga, To, kalau berhenti sekarang. 1637 01:13:59,250 --> 01:14:00,750 Solusinya cuma satu, To. 1638 01:14:01,750 --> 01:14:03,333 Kita ritual, beres. 1639 01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:06,416 Justru itu yang mereka mau, Dimas. 1640 01:14:06,500 --> 01:14:09,500 Kalau kita ritual lagi, kita jadi budak dedemit. 1641 01:14:10,041 --> 01:14:11,416 Memangnya kenapa? 1642 01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:14,000 - Memangnya kamu apa? Budak juga, kan? - Kamu bilang apa? 1643 01:14:14,083 --> 01:14:15,416 Aku salah tidak, To? 1644 01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:16,333 Ndra. Aku salah? 1645 01:14:16,416 --> 01:14:17,333 Sudah. 1646 01:14:18,291 --> 01:14:19,625 - [dentang kaleng] - Wih. 1647 01:14:20,250 --> 01:14:21,083 To. Ingat, To. 1648 01:14:22,875 --> 01:14:23,750 Ingat. 1649 01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:27,041 Kamu bisa menikah. 1650 01:14:27,666 --> 01:14:29,958 Punya rumah. Punya segalanya. 1651 01:14:30,041 --> 01:14:30,875 Gara-gara apa? 1652 01:14:30,958 --> 01:14:31,875 Ritual. 1653 01:14:32,958 --> 01:14:36,250 Kalau kamu miskin, anakmu mau dikasih makan apa? 1654 01:14:37,291 --> 01:14:38,625 Makan, ya, tinggal makan! 1655 01:14:38,708 --> 01:14:40,375 Yang penting tidak makan uang haram. 1656 01:14:40,458 --> 01:14:43,125 [sorakan sinis] Bajingan! 1657 01:14:43,208 --> 01:14:44,208 Kamu bajingan, To. 1658 01:14:44,916 --> 01:14:46,875 Sudah punya semuanya baru bilang haram. 1659 01:14:46,958 --> 01:14:47,791 Munafik! 1660 01:14:47,875 --> 01:14:50,500 Dim, jangan bicara seperti itu. 1661 01:14:50,583 --> 01:14:51,750 Anto ini temanmu. 1662 01:14:51,833 --> 01:14:54,166 Teman apa? Teman tahi seperti ini! 1663 01:14:54,250 --> 01:14:56,458 Saat susah, mendatangi kita sendiri. 1664 01:14:56,541 --> 01:14:58,625 Saat senang, membela wanita tahi itu! 1665 01:14:58,708 --> 01:14:59,541 Bajingan, anjing! 1666 01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:01,333 Dari tadi bicara, kau dengar tidak, goblok? 1667 01:15:01,416 --> 01:15:02,375 Jangan bentak aku! 1668 01:15:02,458 --> 01:15:05,500 Itu makanya Andani sama anakku diganggu dedemit! 1669 01:15:05,583 --> 01:15:06,833 To. 1670 01:15:06,916 --> 01:15:07,791 Goblok! 1671 01:15:07,875 --> 01:15:09,791 Kalau mau ritual, pergi sana! 1672 01:15:09,875 --> 01:15:11,625 - Yang sabar. - [Dimas] Iya, aku ritual! 1673 01:15:12,250 --> 01:15:13,500 Aku ritual sama Indra! 1674 01:15:14,166 --> 01:15:15,125 Kenapa? 1675 01:15:15,208 --> 01:15:17,041 Kalau bukan karena bumbuku, ramai satemu? 1676 01:15:17,125 --> 01:15:18,250 Laku satemu itu? 1677 01:15:18,333 --> 01:15:19,583 Merasa paling tenar sekarang! 1678 01:15:19,666 --> 01:15:20,916 Iya! 1679 01:15:21,458 --> 01:15:22,375 Aku buktikan, To! 1680 01:15:22,958 --> 01:15:25,458 Kamu ini pecundang! Miskin! 1681 01:15:26,416 --> 01:15:27,916 Sudah sini, percaya sama aku! 1682 01:15:29,333 --> 01:15:30,166 Goblok! 1683 01:15:30,666 --> 01:15:31,833 Tak tahu diri! 1684 01:15:31,916 --> 01:15:33,833 - Anto, Dim. - Sudah! 1685 01:15:36,125 --> 01:15:39,375 Minuman, enam mendatar depan huruf… 1686 01:15:40,791 --> 01:15:41,625 A. 1687 01:15:42,875 --> 01:15:44,500 ASI. 1688 01:15:46,666 --> 01:15:47,791 A… 1689 01:15:47,875 --> 01:15:49,958 SI. Kurang banyak. 1690 01:15:50,958 --> 01:15:51,958 Ini. 1691 01:15:52,416 --> 01:15:54,958 Nah, ini. Angsle. 1692 01:15:57,541 --> 01:15:58,375 Pak. 1693 01:15:58,458 --> 01:15:59,291 Apa, Bu? 1694 01:15:59,916 --> 01:16:01,666 Aku kangen sama Andini. 1695 01:16:02,375 --> 01:16:03,791 Ya, tinggal telepon, Bu. 1696 01:16:04,875 --> 01:16:06,458 Aku ingin main di rumah Andini. 1697 01:16:07,083 --> 01:16:08,875 [alunan gitar jenaka] 1698 01:16:08,958 --> 01:16:11,291 Kenapa main di rumah Andini, Bu? 1699 01:16:11,375 --> 01:16:13,583 Main di sini saja. Mumpung sepi. 1700 01:16:15,125 --> 01:16:16,625 Diajak omong tidak jelas. 1701 01:16:16,708 --> 01:16:19,000 Andini itu kan lagi hamil. 1702 01:16:19,916 --> 01:16:22,708 Aku khawatir. Andini tidak terurus. 1703 01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:25,041 Anto, kan, lagi sibuk. 1704 01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:27,750 Ya, sudah. 1705 01:16:28,458 --> 01:16:30,541 Nanti malam kita main ke rumah Andini, ya, Bu. 1706 01:16:31,666 --> 01:16:32,500 Ya. 1707 01:16:34,500 --> 01:16:36,958 Sudahlah, Bu. Tidak usah khawatir. 1708 01:16:37,833 --> 01:16:41,791 Bapak yakin Anto bakal jaga anak kita dengan baik, ya. 1709 01:16:41,875 --> 01:16:42,708 Iya. 1710 01:16:46,916 --> 01:16:47,750 Sabar, Dik. 1711 01:16:47,833 --> 01:16:50,291 [Andini merintih] 1712 01:16:50,375 --> 01:16:52,833 Ini. [berdesut] 1713 01:16:55,041 --> 01:16:57,666 Tenang saja. Ini ada Mas. 1714 01:17:01,333 --> 01:17:02,416 [bisikan menenangkan] 1715 01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:03,750 [ketukan pintu] 1716 01:17:03,833 --> 01:17:04,875 [rintihan berlanjut] 1717 01:17:07,875 --> 01:17:09,666 Bah. 1718 01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:10,958 Tolong istri saya, Bah. 1719 01:17:12,458 --> 01:17:15,125 Akhirnya, kamu butuh bantuanku. 1720 01:17:15,208 --> 01:17:16,416 Ya. 1721 01:17:16,500 --> 01:17:17,333 [tarikan napas] 1722 01:17:19,333 --> 01:17:20,166 Dari awal, 1723 01:17:21,208 --> 01:17:23,375 saya sudah tahu kalau rumah ini bau gosong. 1724 01:17:23,458 --> 01:17:24,791 Iya, ayo. 1725 01:17:24,875 --> 01:17:26,083 Bau dedemit. 1726 01:17:26,666 --> 01:17:27,666 Ya, ayo, istri saya. 1727 01:17:27,750 --> 01:17:31,000 Sebentar, semua energinya negatif. 1728 01:17:31,083 --> 01:17:32,208 Apa? 1729 01:17:32,291 --> 01:17:34,208 Mau berkali-kali kamu pindah rumah, 1730 01:17:34,833 --> 01:17:36,291 dia akan tetap mengejar kamu. 1731 01:17:36,375 --> 01:17:37,916 Iya, ayo, baik. 1732 01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:38,833 Sebentar. 1733 01:17:38,916 --> 01:17:39,958 Apa? 1734 01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:41,833 Istrimu mana? 1735 01:17:41,916 --> 01:17:43,708 Makanya, di dalam. Di kamar, ayo. 1736 01:17:43,791 --> 01:17:44,625 Oh, iya, ya. 1737 01:17:45,208 --> 01:17:46,666 [hentakan musik] 1738 01:17:57,416 --> 01:17:58,291 [musik mengejutkan] 1739 01:17:58,375 --> 01:17:59,416 [pocong menggeram] 1740 01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:06,041 Coba jelaskan. 1741 01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:09,000 Pesugihan apa yang sudah kamu lakukan? 1742 01:18:11,541 --> 01:18:12,541 Sate gagak, Bah. 1743 01:18:13,333 --> 01:18:15,541 Tapi saya terpaksa, Bah. Saya butuh. 1744 01:18:16,250 --> 01:18:17,791 Saya sudah menduga itu. 1745 01:18:20,541 --> 01:18:22,791 Seharusnya, sebagai manusia, 1746 01:18:23,416 --> 01:18:24,916 jika menginginkan sesuatu… 1747 01:18:25,708 --> 01:18:27,416 kamu memohon kepada Sang Pencipta. 1748 01:18:28,041 --> 01:18:32,041 Bukan malah minta pada dedemit rendahan seperti mereka. 1749 01:18:32,125 --> 01:18:34,083 [musik mencekam] 1750 01:18:37,416 --> 01:18:40,083 Bah. Apa pun akan saya lakukan, Bah. 1751 01:18:40,166 --> 01:18:42,416 Yang penting, istri sama calon anak saya selamat, Bah. 1752 01:18:45,125 --> 01:18:48,416 Kamu harus melakukan ritual pembakaran harta. 1753 01:18:48,500 --> 01:18:49,833 Membakar sebagian harta 1754 01:18:49,916 --> 01:18:52,375 yang sudah kamu dapatkan dari pesugihan tersebut. 1755 01:18:53,500 --> 01:18:55,750 Sebagai simbol pembersihan. 1756 01:18:59,958 --> 01:19:02,500 [membaca mantra] 1757 01:19:10,333 --> 01:19:15,833 Itu hanya bersifat sementara. Nanti malam kita lakukan ritualnya. 1758 01:19:18,125 --> 01:19:21,416 Sekarang, kamu siapkan wadah untuk pembakaran. 1759 01:19:22,875 --> 01:19:25,625 Lilin, air, dan juga daun kelor. 1760 01:19:25,708 --> 01:19:26,541 Siap, Bah. 1761 01:19:27,041 --> 01:19:27,875 Itu saja? 1762 01:19:27,958 --> 01:19:29,041 Belum. Ada lagi. 1763 01:19:29,958 --> 01:19:31,083 Nasi kuning. 1764 01:19:31,166 --> 01:19:32,125 Ayam kampung. 1765 01:19:32,208 --> 01:19:34,166 Paha sebelah kiri, tiga potong. 1766 01:19:35,125 --> 01:19:36,166 Itu buat apa? 1767 01:19:36,250 --> 01:19:37,541 [nada kecewa] 1768 01:19:41,416 --> 01:19:43,125 [perut keroncongan] 1769 01:19:43,208 --> 01:19:44,208 Kamu dengar sesuatu? 1770 01:19:44,708 --> 01:19:45,875 - [dentingan] - Apa itu, Bah? 1771 01:19:45,958 --> 01:19:47,166 Dengar kerucuk-kerucuk? 1772 01:19:48,916 --> 01:19:50,875 Asam lambungku naik. Aku lapar. 1773 01:19:51,416 --> 01:19:52,666 Ternyata lapar saja. 1774 01:19:53,250 --> 01:19:55,958 Kalau tidak mau ya sudah, orang aku mau berantem sama dedemit. 1775 01:19:56,041 --> 01:19:57,541 Tidak kamu siapkan tenaganya, 1776 01:19:57,625 --> 01:19:58,750 aku kan butuh kalori. 1777 01:19:58,833 --> 01:20:00,500 - Aku siapkan. - Kamu tidak kelihatan. 1778 01:20:00,583 --> 01:20:02,333 Aku seperti ini, kamu tidak tahu. 1779 01:20:02,416 --> 01:20:03,541 [hentakan musik lemah] 1780 01:20:03,625 --> 01:20:04,500 [gemericik air] 1781 01:20:11,250 --> 01:20:12,958 Kita pakai resepnya Anto? 1782 01:20:13,500 --> 01:20:14,333 Tidak! 1783 01:20:15,250 --> 01:20:18,291 Ini aku bikin resep sendiri. Pasti lebih enak dari punya Anto. 1784 01:20:20,541 --> 01:20:22,958 Terus bumbu sama bahannya apa saja? 1785 01:20:23,041 --> 01:20:24,666 Kuanggap orang biasa. 1786 01:20:25,375 --> 01:20:26,458 Ini pasti lebih enak. 1787 01:20:26,541 --> 01:20:29,500 Pakai merica, garam, bawang merah, bawang putih. 1788 01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:31,250 Tomat, santan, air. 1789 01:20:31,750 --> 01:20:33,500 Loh kok pakai santan sama air? 1790 01:20:33,583 --> 01:20:35,125 Kita mau bikin tongseng gagak? 1791 01:20:36,041 --> 01:20:37,166 Ini inovasi. 1792 01:20:37,250 --> 01:20:39,208 Biar kita tidak ketergantungan sama Anto. 1793 01:20:40,125 --> 01:20:41,375 Sudah. Menurut saja sama aku. 1794 01:20:41,458 --> 01:20:42,875 [pelan] Kurang yakin aku. 1795 01:20:44,375 --> 01:20:45,208 Ndra… 1796 01:20:45,708 --> 01:20:48,375 Kita minta yang mahal, ya. Satu tusuk, 200 juta. 1797 01:20:49,250 --> 01:20:52,500 Ya, kemahalan, Dim. Seratus saja. 1798 01:20:52,583 --> 01:20:56,083 Genapkan saja 200, kalau 100 tanggung. 1799 01:20:58,958 --> 01:21:00,208 Ya, sudah tengahnya saja. 1800 01:21:00,708 --> 01:21:02,041 Seratus lima puluh. 1801 01:21:04,416 --> 01:21:05,541 Yang beli, kan, dedemit. 1802 01:21:06,125 --> 01:21:07,375 Kenapa kamu yang menawar? 1803 01:21:08,333 --> 01:21:09,166 Bakar baranya. 1804 01:21:13,458 --> 01:21:16,916 Sate, satu tusuk 200 juta. 1805 01:21:17,500 --> 01:21:20,916 Sate, satu tusuk 200 juta. 1806 01:21:24,666 --> 01:21:27,416 [guntur bersahutan] 1807 01:21:34,958 --> 01:21:36,625 Dik. 1808 01:21:36,708 --> 01:21:37,916 Bah. Ini, Bah. 1809 01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:39,541 - Dik. - [Abah Budi] Tenang saja. 1810 01:21:39,625 --> 01:21:40,916 [suara guntur] 1811 01:21:42,375 --> 01:21:43,791 Lilinnya. 1812 01:21:43,875 --> 01:21:45,750 Ini semua adalah simbol pembersihan. 1813 01:21:46,416 --> 01:21:49,916 Di hatimu harus ikhlas melepaskan semuanya. 1814 01:21:50,583 --> 01:21:51,583 Iya, 1815 01:21:51,666 --> 01:21:52,500 [Abah Budi] Ini. 1816 01:21:53,041 --> 01:21:54,125 Kamu harus bakar ini. 1817 01:21:55,625 --> 01:21:57,916 Biarkan api kembali ke api. 1818 01:21:58,625 --> 01:21:59,458 Selayaknya. 1819 01:21:59,541 --> 01:22:01,416 [membaca mantra] 1820 01:22:02,666 --> 01:22:03,500 Maksudnya apa? 1821 01:22:03,583 --> 01:22:05,583 Tidak tahu. Ramai di TikTok begitu. 1822 01:22:06,250 --> 01:22:07,333 Banyak duitnya. 1823 01:22:08,583 --> 01:22:09,500 Ayo, kita ke sana. 1824 01:22:11,666 --> 01:22:12,958 [suara guntur] 1825 01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:19,583 [gagak bergaok] 1826 01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:22,500 Pak. Ayo, Pak. Cepat, Pak. 1827 01:22:22,583 --> 01:22:23,416 Sebentar, Bu. 1828 01:22:23,500 --> 01:22:25,125 Kan capai dorong motor. 1829 01:22:25,708 --> 01:22:27,000 Pakai habis bensin lagi. 1830 01:22:27,083 --> 01:22:27,916 [gagak bergaok] 1831 01:22:29,708 --> 01:22:30,541 Pak. 1832 01:22:31,791 --> 01:22:33,875 Kok banyak burung gagak, ya? 1833 01:22:34,875 --> 01:22:35,708 Iya, Bu. 1834 01:22:36,541 --> 01:22:38,166 Banyak burung gagak. 1835 01:22:41,666 --> 01:22:43,333 - [hentakan musik keras] - Pak! 1836 01:22:43,416 --> 01:22:45,000 Kok burungmu banyak banget? 1837 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:47,125 Iya, Bu. 1838 01:22:47,708 --> 01:22:49,250 Aku kok seperti Limbad, ya. 1839 01:22:50,416 --> 01:22:51,916 [gesekan korek api] 1840 01:22:53,083 --> 01:22:54,208 [gemuruh guntur] 1841 01:22:56,916 --> 01:22:59,208 Andini. 1842 01:23:00,375 --> 01:23:02,208 - Badannya panas banget, Pak. - Ya, Allah. 1843 01:23:02,291 --> 01:23:03,666 To! 1844 01:23:04,458 --> 01:23:05,708 - Waduh. - [Abah] Siapa itu? 1845 01:23:05,791 --> 01:23:06,750 Orang tua Andini. 1846 01:23:06,833 --> 01:23:07,833 Kamu tenangkan dulu. 1847 01:23:09,375 --> 01:23:10,583 Pak. Bu. 1848 01:23:10,666 --> 01:23:11,791 Andini kenapa, To? 1849 01:23:11,875 --> 01:23:13,250 Anu… Apa… Ini… 1850 01:23:13,333 --> 01:23:16,083 Nanti saya jelaskan, tapi biar kami selesaikan dulu ya, Pak. 1851 01:23:16,166 --> 01:23:17,875 [hentakan musik keras] 1852 01:23:17,958 --> 01:23:19,125 [geraman Andini] 1853 01:23:19,208 --> 01:23:20,541 Bah! 1854 01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:24,500 [Abah Budi] Rahayu! 1855 01:23:24,583 --> 01:23:26,125 Anak ini tidak salah! 1856 01:23:26,208 --> 01:23:27,041 Pergi! 1857 01:23:27,125 --> 01:23:28,791 [musik intensitas tinggi] 1858 01:23:30,125 --> 01:23:31,125 Segera lakukan. 1859 01:23:31,208 --> 01:23:33,208 - Andini! - Pak. 1860 01:23:34,375 --> 01:23:36,958 [geraman Andini] 1861 01:23:37,041 --> 01:23:38,541 [musik intensitas tinggi] 1862 01:23:38,625 --> 01:23:39,625 [gesekan korek api] 1863 01:23:39,708 --> 01:23:40,625 Tidak bisa, Bah. 1864 01:23:41,875 --> 01:23:43,791 - Andini. - [Anto] Tak bisa. 1865 01:23:44,083 --> 01:23:46,916 To. Kamu mengaku. 1866 01:23:47,625 --> 01:23:49,875 Sepertinya, kamu tidak sendirian, ya? 1867 01:23:50,666 --> 01:23:51,875 Di mana mereka sekarang? 1868 01:24:02,250 --> 01:24:03,833 Ini Mbah, minumnya. 1869 01:24:04,458 --> 01:24:06,000 Selamat menikmati. 1870 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:08,666 [bahasa Inggris] Nikmati hidupmu! 1871 01:24:10,166 --> 01:24:11,000 [Dimas terkekeh] 1872 01:24:11,833 --> 01:24:12,666 Ramai, kan? 1873 01:24:13,541 --> 01:24:14,375 Apa kubilang? 1874 01:24:14,916 --> 01:24:17,500 Resepku pasti disukai dedemit ini. 1875 01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:25,458 [ponsel bergetar] 1876 01:24:26,833 --> 01:24:27,666 Anto. 1877 01:24:28,916 --> 01:24:29,750 Halo, To. 1878 01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:32,000 Apa? 1879 01:24:32,083 --> 01:24:32,916 Bakar harta? 1880 01:24:34,500 --> 01:24:35,625 Iya. 1881 01:24:35,708 --> 01:24:36,583 Iya. 1882 01:24:36,666 --> 01:24:38,208 Iya, aku sekarang ke sana. 1883 01:24:44,791 --> 01:24:47,500 Sudah, kita berhenti jualan. Kita harus ke Anto. 1884 01:24:48,666 --> 01:24:49,500 Tak sudi! 1885 01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:51,208 Sudah, tak usah pikirkan Anto. 1886 01:24:51,291 --> 01:24:54,416 Kita fokus jualan biar duit kita makin banyak. 1887 01:24:54,500 --> 01:24:55,333 [suara keras] Dim! 1888 01:24:56,583 --> 01:24:59,000 Tidak semua itu tentang duit! 1889 01:24:59,083 --> 01:25:00,708 Banyak yang cuma mau jadi kaya. 1890 01:25:00,791 --> 01:25:02,166 Kamu serakah dari awal! 1891 01:25:02,250 --> 01:25:03,083 Rasakan ini! 1892 01:25:03,166 --> 01:25:04,083 [erangan] 1893 01:25:04,791 --> 01:25:05,750 [dedemit mual] 1894 01:25:05,833 --> 01:25:06,708 [hentakan musik] 1895 01:25:07,708 --> 01:25:08,833 [dedemit mual, muntah] 1896 01:25:10,541 --> 01:25:11,625 Ada apa, Pelanggan? 1897 01:25:11,708 --> 01:25:13,750 [mual, muntah berlanjut] 1898 01:25:15,458 --> 01:25:17,250 [semua dedemit mual, muntah] 1899 01:25:22,375 --> 01:25:23,583 Sabar. 1900 01:25:23,666 --> 01:25:26,083 Medik! Tolong, medik! 1901 01:25:26,166 --> 01:25:27,541 Dihitung tidak, Ndra? 1902 01:25:27,625 --> 01:25:28,458 Kenapa, Ndra? 1903 01:25:30,708 --> 01:25:32,125 Hei! Kenapa semuanya? 1904 01:25:33,708 --> 01:25:34,541 Kenapa ini? 1905 01:25:35,250 --> 01:25:36,916 Sabar. Sebentar. 1906 01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:38,541 Bisa? Ini kenapa, Ndra? 1907 01:25:39,958 --> 01:25:41,083 Ndra, dia mau pergi. 1908 01:25:41,833 --> 01:25:42,791 Bos, mau ke mana? 1909 01:25:42,875 --> 01:25:43,791 - [geraman] - Bos? 1910 01:25:43,875 --> 01:25:45,708 Bayar dulu, Bos, kalau habis makan. 1911 01:25:45,791 --> 01:25:46,958 Bos, uangku, Bos! 1912 01:25:47,041 --> 01:25:47,875 Bayar! 1913 01:25:49,583 --> 01:25:50,750 Bapak ke mana? 1914 01:25:50,833 --> 01:25:52,916 Bajingan! 1915 01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:54,458 Uangku mana, uangku? 1916 01:25:54,541 --> 01:25:56,375 Hei! Bayar! 1917 01:25:56,458 --> 01:25:57,333 Bajingan! 1918 01:25:57,416 --> 01:25:58,708 Ndra, bagaimana kita? 1919 01:25:58,791 --> 01:25:59,875 [Dimas berteriak] 1920 01:25:59,958 --> 01:26:01,291 Ndra! Bagaimana, Ndra? 1921 01:26:02,416 --> 01:26:03,291 Bajingan. 1922 01:26:04,666 --> 01:26:06,625 [Dimas terengah-engah] 1923 01:26:07,458 --> 01:26:08,791 Ini sudah tak beres idemu. 1924 01:26:10,291 --> 01:26:13,125 Pokoknya, aku mau ke tempat Anto. 1925 01:26:13,208 --> 01:26:16,000 Kamu ikut atau tidak, aku tak peduli! 1926 01:26:16,083 --> 01:26:16,958 Itu urusanmu! 1927 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:22,916 - [musik mencekam] - [geraman Andini] 1928 01:26:23,750 --> 01:26:25,208 Bah, bagaimana? 1929 01:26:25,291 --> 01:26:26,125 Cah Ayu. 1930 01:26:26,208 --> 01:26:27,666 [Abah Budi] Aku tahu kau siapa saja. 1931 01:26:28,333 --> 01:26:29,333 [teriakan mantra] 1932 01:26:29,833 --> 01:26:31,208 Pergilah kalian! 1933 01:26:31,291 --> 01:26:32,875 - [guntur] - [musik mencekam berhenti] 1934 01:26:32,958 --> 01:26:33,791 Andini. 1935 01:26:35,166 --> 01:26:36,083 [Pak Kardi] Nak. 1936 01:26:37,250 --> 01:26:38,125 [Bu Imas] Nak. 1937 01:26:40,541 --> 01:26:41,500 [musik menenangkan] 1938 01:26:41,583 --> 01:26:42,500 Nak. 1939 01:26:44,541 --> 01:26:45,583 - Pak. - Nak. 1940 01:26:47,625 --> 01:26:49,458 - Iya, ibu. - Bu. 1941 01:26:50,750 --> 01:26:51,583 Mas. 1942 01:26:52,666 --> 01:26:55,291 Aku mimpi buruk lagi, Mas. 1943 01:26:55,916 --> 01:26:56,833 Iya. 1944 01:26:56,916 --> 01:26:58,833 Bah, tadi istriku tak apa-apa, kan? 1945 01:26:59,416 --> 01:27:00,250 Tidak apa-apa. 1946 01:27:01,125 --> 01:27:03,416 Istrimu sempat ditawan dedemit. 1947 01:27:03,500 --> 01:27:05,000 Apa? Dedemit? 1948 01:27:05,083 --> 01:27:07,333 To. Jelaskan apa ini? 1949 01:27:07,416 --> 01:27:09,000 Iya, nanti saya jelaskan, Pak. 1950 01:27:09,083 --> 01:27:09,958 [Bu Imas] Sekarang! 1951 01:27:10,041 --> 01:27:12,541 Aku butuh penjelasannya sekarang! 1952 01:27:12,625 --> 01:27:14,000 [hentakan musik keras] 1953 01:27:15,291 --> 01:27:16,833 Mas, ini apa, Mas? 1954 01:27:16,916 --> 01:27:18,458 To. Apa ini, To? 1955 01:27:20,166 --> 01:27:21,750 - [Bu Imas] To! - To, apa ini? 1956 01:27:25,750 --> 01:27:26,958 [Abah Budi berteriak] 1957 01:27:27,750 --> 01:27:28,708 [jeritan misterius] 1958 01:27:28,791 --> 01:27:29,875 [suara porak-poranda] 1959 01:27:31,541 --> 01:27:32,375 [geraman] 1960 01:27:33,166 --> 01:27:34,000 [bunyi barang pecah] 1961 01:27:34,083 --> 01:27:34,916 [Pak Kardi] Setan! 1962 01:27:36,666 --> 01:27:39,000 Aku takut, Pak. 1963 01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:42,166 [Abah Budi berteriak] 1964 01:27:43,750 --> 01:27:44,583 [gaduh berhenti] 1965 01:27:44,666 --> 01:27:45,500 Mas! 1966 01:27:45,583 --> 01:27:47,458 [suara mendesing] 1967 01:27:50,208 --> 01:27:51,375 [Bu Imas menggeram] 1968 01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:52,833 [dentuman musik] 1969 01:27:53,916 --> 01:27:55,625 [Bu Imas] Sate. 1970 01:27:56,250 --> 01:27:57,833 Sate. 1971 01:27:58,500 --> 01:27:59,583 [hentakan musik] 1972 01:27:59,666 --> 01:28:00,750 [geraman] Sate. 1973 01:28:01,291 --> 01:28:02,791 - Ibu? - Bu! 1974 01:28:02,875 --> 01:28:03,916 [Pak Kardi, Andini] Bu. 1975 01:28:04,000 --> 01:28:05,375 Sate. 1976 01:28:05,458 --> 01:28:06,291 Bu. 1977 01:28:06,833 --> 01:28:08,208 Aku yang kesurupan, Bu. 1978 01:28:08,291 --> 01:28:10,791 [pura-pura] Aku minta soto pakai emping. 1979 01:28:13,083 --> 01:28:14,791 [gagak bergaok] 1980 01:28:17,916 --> 01:28:18,750 [Andini] Ibu. 1981 01:28:18,833 --> 01:28:20,208 [gaokan gagak berlanjut] 1982 01:28:20,291 --> 01:28:21,125 Bu. 1983 01:28:21,750 --> 01:28:22,875 Bu. 1984 01:28:22,958 --> 01:28:23,791 Sate. 1985 01:28:24,958 --> 01:28:25,875 Sate. 1986 01:28:26,416 --> 01:28:27,291 Sate. 1987 01:28:28,041 --> 01:28:29,000 Dedemit, pergi! 1988 01:28:29,083 --> 01:28:31,375 Dedemit, pergi! Dedemit, manut! 1989 01:28:31,458 --> 01:28:32,875 [hentakan drum] 1990 01:28:37,500 --> 01:28:38,333 Mas Budi? 1991 01:28:39,875 --> 01:28:41,541 [geram Bu Imas] 1992 01:28:41,625 --> 01:28:43,000 - Kamu, ya. - Iya. 1993 01:28:43,833 --> 01:28:45,500 Mbah Jati bagaimana kabarnya? Sehat, kan? 1994 01:28:45,583 --> 01:28:47,208 Alhamdulillah sehat juga. 1995 01:28:47,708 --> 01:28:49,416 - [Bu Imas menggeram] - [Anto berteriak] 1996 01:28:50,583 --> 01:28:53,166 Mas Budi ini muridnya Mbah Jati. 1997 01:28:53,250 --> 01:28:54,083 [Anto] Tolong! 1998 01:28:54,791 --> 01:28:56,375 [debuk pukulan] 1999 01:28:57,291 --> 01:28:58,833 Ini kenapa pada ke sini? 2000 01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:03,458 Ditelepon Anto. Katanya suruh ikut ritual bakar harta. 2001 01:29:04,500 --> 01:29:06,958 - [debuk pukulan] - [teriakan Anto] 2002 01:29:07,041 --> 01:29:08,791 Untung Anto telepon aku. 2003 01:29:09,833 --> 01:29:11,125 Ayo, coba. 2004 01:29:11,208 --> 01:29:12,500 To! 2005 01:29:12,583 --> 01:29:13,500 Anto! 2006 01:29:16,500 --> 01:29:17,708 - To. - To. 2007 01:29:17,791 --> 01:29:18,666 [geram Bu Imas] 2008 01:29:19,750 --> 01:29:20,916 Jangan! 2009 01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:22,125 Dim, pergi! 2010 01:29:22,708 --> 01:29:24,125 [geraman Bu Imas] 2011 01:29:24,875 --> 01:29:26,666 - Bagaimana ini, Bah? - Sini. 2012 01:29:31,625 --> 01:29:35,666 Aku takut kalau semakin pagi, kalian celaka. 2013 01:29:36,375 --> 01:29:38,125 - Mas. - Iya, Dik. 2014 01:29:38,208 --> 01:29:39,333 - [Andini] Mas. - Iya. 2015 01:29:39,416 --> 01:29:41,333 Ini sebenarnya ada apa sih? 2016 01:29:41,416 --> 01:29:43,958 Sabar. Nanti kujelaskan, ya. 2017 01:29:44,041 --> 01:29:45,083 Ayo, To. Fokus, To. 2018 01:29:45,166 --> 01:29:46,208 Ini tidak bisa, Bah. 2019 01:29:46,291 --> 01:29:47,291 [Dimas] To! 2020 01:29:47,375 --> 01:29:48,458 [hentakan musik] 2021 01:29:49,166 --> 01:29:50,000 Dim. 2022 01:29:52,208 --> 01:29:53,083 Tolong. 2023 01:29:53,166 --> 01:29:54,875 [geram Bu Imas] 2024 01:29:56,875 --> 01:29:57,875 Bu. Jangan, Bu. 2025 01:29:59,833 --> 01:30:01,458 [Indra] Mas Budi! 2026 01:30:01,541 --> 01:30:02,583 [Bu Imas menggeram] 2027 01:30:03,291 --> 01:30:06,166 Dedemit pergi! Dedemit manut! 2028 01:30:06,250 --> 01:30:08,208 [geram Bu Imas] 2029 01:30:11,291 --> 01:30:12,958 To, cepat lakukan, To! 2030 01:30:13,625 --> 01:30:14,750 Tunggu, korek apinya habis. 2031 01:30:14,833 --> 01:30:20,500 Ndra, halangi pintu depan pakai garam sekarang. 2032 01:30:21,333 --> 01:30:22,458 Ayo, Dim. 2033 01:30:24,708 --> 01:30:26,041 Harus bersamaan! 2034 01:30:26,666 --> 01:30:29,166 [Dimas, Indra berteriak] 2035 01:30:33,458 --> 01:30:35,041 Sate. 2036 01:30:39,416 --> 01:30:40,458 Pintar. 2037 01:30:47,166 --> 01:30:49,708 Jangan. 2038 01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:51,916 [terkekeh] 2039 01:30:53,416 --> 01:30:56,000 [berteriak] 2040 01:30:58,083 --> 01:31:01,208 To, cepat, To! Tenagaku sudah mau habis, To! 2041 01:31:01,291 --> 01:31:02,541 [geram Bu Imas berlanjut] 2042 01:31:09,958 --> 01:31:11,041 Mbak Kunti… 2043 01:31:12,416 --> 01:31:14,208 Ini mulutmu tak terurus. Sikat gigi, dong. 2044 01:31:15,250 --> 01:31:16,541 Bu. Ibu! 2045 01:31:17,166 --> 01:31:18,083 Bu. 2046 01:31:18,166 --> 01:31:19,458 Itu Mas Anto, Bu. 2047 01:31:19,541 --> 01:31:20,708 Tak peduli. 2048 01:31:20,791 --> 01:31:21,625 Bu. 2049 01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:23,875 Mas Anto. 2050 01:31:27,958 --> 01:31:28,791 Ibu! 2051 01:31:28,875 --> 01:31:29,875 Bakar, To! 2052 01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:32,875 To! Bakar, To! 2053 01:31:33,500 --> 01:31:34,750 [percikan api] 2054 01:31:37,083 --> 01:31:38,458 [suara kobaran api] 2055 01:31:39,750 --> 01:31:40,875 [Anto terengah-engah] 2056 01:31:42,375 --> 01:31:44,916 [geraman Bu Imas] 2057 01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:46,791 [dedemit berteriak] 2058 01:31:48,375 --> 01:31:49,208 Tolong. 2059 01:31:57,416 --> 01:31:59,625 Aku pulang kalau begini. Ampun! 2060 01:32:03,333 --> 01:32:04,791 [Pak Kardi pura-pura kesurupan] 2061 01:32:05,916 --> 01:32:06,958 Soto. 2062 01:32:07,041 --> 01:32:08,041 Soto! 2063 01:32:08,125 --> 01:32:09,250 [Pak Kardi] Aku suka… 2064 01:32:12,208 --> 01:32:13,291 Soto. 2065 01:32:14,541 --> 01:32:16,333 Pak, kesurupannya sudah. 2066 01:32:17,333 --> 01:32:18,208 Sudah, ya? 2067 01:32:18,291 --> 01:32:19,375 Saya kira masih, Mas. 2068 01:32:23,250 --> 01:32:24,291 Bu. 2069 01:32:24,375 --> 01:32:26,375 [musik menenangkan] 2070 01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:35,125 Jadi, selama ini… 2071 01:32:36,250 --> 01:32:38,541 semua yang kamu kasih buat aku sama calon anakmu itu 2072 01:32:38,625 --> 01:32:39,583 hasil pesugihan, Mas? 2073 01:32:41,375 --> 01:32:42,541 Tega kamu, ya! 2074 01:32:43,916 --> 01:32:44,750 To! 2075 01:32:45,625 --> 01:32:47,000 Kamu mau jelaskan apa, To? 2076 01:32:47,916 --> 01:32:50,000 Kok bisa kamu ambil jalan pintas seperti ini? 2077 01:32:51,083 --> 01:32:52,625 Kok tak berpikir kamu, To! 2078 01:32:53,333 --> 01:32:56,041 Apa yang kamu lakukan ini akan memakan korban! 2079 01:32:57,541 --> 01:32:58,833 Bapak kecewa sama kamu, To. 2080 01:33:00,125 --> 01:33:02,416 Padahal Bapak yakin kamu itu orang baik. 2081 01:33:04,541 --> 01:33:05,833 Minta maaf, Pak. 2082 01:33:06,416 --> 01:33:08,958 Saya terpaksa. Saya takut kehilangan Andini, Pak. 2083 01:33:09,041 --> 01:33:10,958 Takut kehilangan Andini? 2084 01:33:12,333 --> 01:33:14,500 Kamu tak takut berurusan dengan dedemit. 2085 01:33:14,583 --> 01:33:17,041 Kamu memang tidak pantas sama Andini! 2086 01:33:17,666 --> 01:33:19,083 [Bu Imas] Kembalikan Andini! 2087 01:33:19,166 --> 01:33:21,000 - [Bu Imas] Aku masih sanggup mengurus. - Bu. 2088 01:33:21,541 --> 01:33:22,708 Sebaiknya kalian cerai! 2089 01:33:22,791 --> 01:33:23,958 Bu. Ampun, Bu. Jangan. 2090 01:33:24,041 --> 01:33:24,958 Bu. 2091 01:33:25,750 --> 01:33:28,916 Bu. Andini lagi hamil, Bu. 2092 01:33:29,500 --> 01:33:32,416 Ini, Andini mengandung cucumu, Bu. 2093 01:33:34,208 --> 01:33:35,125 [kesal] Cucu! 2094 01:33:35,208 --> 01:33:37,000 Mau Ibu punya cucu dedemit? 2095 01:33:37,083 --> 01:33:38,041 Imas Indriyani! 2096 01:33:39,625 --> 01:33:42,166 Aku mengerti Anto memang salah. 2097 01:33:43,750 --> 01:33:45,458 Tapi kalau omong jangan sembarangan! 2098 01:33:46,791 --> 01:33:49,791 Seumur kamu boleh, Bu, semena-mena sama aku. 2099 01:33:50,458 --> 01:33:52,500 Tapi jangan semena-mena sama cucu kita! 2100 01:33:52,583 --> 01:33:56,875 Semua ini terjadi gara-gara tuntutanmu yang tak masuk akal! 2101 01:33:59,250 --> 01:34:02,625 [Pak Kardi] Dunia berputar bukan cuma buat kamu saja, Bu. 2102 01:34:03,166 --> 01:34:05,208 Semua orang berhak berbahagia. 2103 01:34:05,291 --> 01:34:06,750 Semua orang! 2104 01:34:06,833 --> 01:34:08,750 Dengan caranya masing-masing. 2105 01:34:09,541 --> 01:34:11,500 Ya, termasuk Anto dan Andini. 2106 01:34:12,208 --> 01:34:13,083 [teriak] Paham? 2107 01:34:15,750 --> 01:34:16,583 Pak. Bu. 2108 01:34:18,541 --> 01:34:19,666 Mohon maaf. 2109 01:34:19,750 --> 01:34:20,958 Saya janji, Bu, Pak. 2110 01:34:21,750 --> 01:34:23,541 Tak mau lagi. Takkan diulangi lagi. 2111 01:34:23,625 --> 01:34:25,833 Saya janji jadi suami yang bertanggung jawab. 2112 01:34:25,916 --> 01:34:26,875 Ya, Dik, ya. 2113 01:34:26,958 --> 01:34:29,166 Aku lakukan ini terpaksa, Dik. Aku sayang kamu. 2114 01:34:29,250 --> 01:34:31,333 Itu buat anak kita, ya. 2115 01:34:43,791 --> 01:34:46,333 [musik sendu] 2116 01:35:10,541 --> 01:35:12,541 [musik memudar] 2117 01:35:18,291 --> 01:35:20,291 [lagu "Komedi Romantis" mengalun] 2118 01:35:28,708 --> 01:35:30,750 [Anto] Orang itu kalau lagi kepepet 2119 01:35:30,833 --> 01:35:33,958 gampang sekali tergoda sama yang namanya jalan pintas. 2120 01:35:34,541 --> 01:35:37,458 Apalagi kalau sudah ada iming-iming duit banyak, 2121 01:35:37,541 --> 01:35:40,708 kaya mendadak, sampai dipuji-puji orang. 2122 01:35:42,458 --> 01:35:44,750 Lupa kalau semua itu tak ada yang instan. 2123 01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:47,375 Tapi, ya, begitu. 2124 01:35:47,458 --> 01:35:49,500 Hidupmu selalu ada misterinya. 2125 01:35:50,041 --> 01:35:52,583 Yang instan pasti ada akibatnya. 2126 01:35:52,666 --> 01:35:59,583 ♪ Gelap sisi sembunyi ♪ 2127 01:36:03,583 --> 01:36:10,500 ♪ Kugadaikan yakinku untuk cinta ♪ 2128 01:36:11,458 --> 01:36:16,875 ♪ Dan kau yakin bersamanya ♪ 2129 01:36:19,250 --> 01:36:22,541 ♪ Kau pernah membuatku ♪ 2130 01:36:23,625 --> 01:36:28,208 [Anto] Ingat, kalau mau berhasil harus lewat usaha dan kerja keras. 2131 01:36:28,875 --> 01:36:30,333 Sama yang paling penting 2132 01:36:30,416 --> 01:36:33,875 Jangan lupa bersyukur dengan hasil apa pun yang kita dapat. 2133 01:36:34,708 --> 01:36:40,708 ♪ Inikah komedi romantis ♪ 2134 01:36:44,666 --> 01:36:45,500 [Dimas] Iya, ya. 2135 01:36:46,083 --> 01:36:48,375 Maksud baik juga harus dibarengi dengan tindakan baik. 2136 01:36:49,000 --> 01:36:51,083 Jangan cuma demi mendapat pengakuan. 2137 01:36:51,583 --> 01:36:52,916 Demi dapat pujian. 2138 01:36:53,000 --> 01:36:54,208 Demi dapat perhatian. 2139 01:36:55,083 --> 01:36:57,083 Kita menggunakan cara-cara sembarangan. 2140 01:36:58,125 --> 01:36:58,958 Jadi, sadar… 2141 01:36:59,833 --> 01:37:02,583 kalau semuanya tak hanya bisa dinilai dengan nominal. 2142 01:37:04,666 --> 01:37:07,125 Bu, maafkan anakmu. 2143 01:37:07,208 --> 01:37:09,250 Aku salah mengambil keputusan. 2144 01:37:09,333 --> 01:37:12,958 Kupikir dengan cara ini bisa buat Ibu bahagia. 2145 01:37:13,041 --> 01:37:13,875 Dimas. 2146 01:37:15,583 --> 01:37:16,416 Ingat… 2147 01:37:19,041 --> 01:37:20,833 Maafmu Ibu terima. 2148 01:37:24,666 --> 01:37:26,500 Ibu cuma butuh kamu. 2149 01:37:29,083 --> 01:37:30,875 Bukan uang kamu. 2150 01:37:33,791 --> 01:37:38,958 ♪ Inikah komedi romantis ♪ 2151 01:37:39,041 --> 01:37:40,583 Di dunia ini, 2152 01:37:42,333 --> 01:37:43,958 Ibu cuma punya kamu. 2153 01:37:48,208 --> 01:37:52,000 ♪ Terang yang tak pasti ♪ 2154 01:37:54,208 --> 01:37:56,583 [Indra] Namanya manusia, ya, begitu. 2155 01:37:57,291 --> 01:37:58,916 Memang gampang sekali kena goda. 2156 01:38:00,125 --> 01:38:01,375 Apalagi zaman sekarang. 2157 01:38:02,500 --> 01:38:05,208 Segala hal harus dicek lagi kebenarannya. 2158 01:38:06,458 --> 01:38:10,291 Tak ada kata aman kalau sudah coba yang namanya pesugihan. 2159 01:38:11,500 --> 01:38:12,708 Lagi pula, 2160 01:38:12,791 --> 01:38:15,166 cuma orang goblok yang mau pakai pesugihan. 2161 01:38:16,333 --> 01:38:18,833 Ya, seperti aku begini. 2162 01:38:19,333 --> 01:38:20,166 Goblok. 2163 01:38:20,708 --> 01:38:21,541 Jelek. 2164 01:38:22,291 --> 01:38:23,375 Jelek sekali bahkan. 2165 01:38:31,708 --> 01:38:32,833 Ndra. 2166 01:38:32,916 --> 01:38:33,750 Apa? 2167 01:38:33,833 --> 01:38:35,208 Cepat. Itu ditunggu. 2168 01:38:35,291 --> 01:38:36,916 Ini sudah jadi, kok. 2169 01:38:37,625 --> 01:38:39,500 Mas, sudah jadi es tehnya. Ini. 2170 01:38:41,041 --> 01:38:42,458 [berbisik] Kamu yang antar. 2171 01:38:42,541 --> 01:38:46,041 Jangan diambil sendiri, Mas. Orang diantar begini kok diambil sendiri. 2172 01:38:46,125 --> 01:38:46,958 Ini. 2173 01:38:47,041 --> 01:38:48,125 Cakep. 2174 01:38:48,208 --> 01:38:49,541 - Silakan. - Ya. 2175 01:38:53,250 --> 01:38:54,083 Dik. 2176 01:38:55,000 --> 01:38:56,333 Istirahat di rumah saja. 2177 01:38:56,833 --> 01:38:58,125 Kasihan bayinya. 2178 01:38:59,625 --> 01:39:00,458 Tidak mau. 2179 01:39:01,416 --> 01:39:05,333 Pokoknya, aku temani kamu jualan di sini. 2180 01:39:07,041 --> 01:39:10,833 Pokoknya sampai kamu ketahuan pesugihan lagi… 2181 01:39:11,375 --> 01:39:12,208 Ini. 2182 01:39:13,416 --> 01:39:14,375 [gemeretak patah] 2183 01:39:14,458 --> 01:39:15,458 [suara kecil] Patah. 2184 01:39:16,250 --> 01:39:17,083 Tidak. 2185 01:39:17,625 --> 01:39:18,583 - Yakin? - Ya. 2186 01:39:20,375 --> 01:39:22,416 Iya. Duduk, Dik. 2187 01:39:22,500 --> 01:39:24,208 Sudah. Kasihan bayinya. 2188 01:39:25,083 --> 01:39:26,583 Di sini boleh, tapi duduk. 2189 01:39:27,708 --> 01:39:28,541 Hati-hati. 2190 01:39:41,791 --> 01:39:42,666 [musik misterius] 2191 01:39:42,750 --> 01:39:43,583 Bah. 2192 01:39:44,750 --> 01:39:47,500 To. Sate 100 tusuk. 2193 01:39:49,708 --> 01:39:52,041 Banyak sekali. Buat apa? 2194 01:39:52,125 --> 01:39:53,333 Sajen. 2195 01:39:56,791 --> 01:39:57,750 Cuma bercanda. 2196 01:39:57,833 --> 01:39:59,125 Oalah! 2197 01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:01,666 Jangan kurang ajar kamu. 2198 01:40:02,708 --> 01:40:04,250 Kamu itu aku selamatkan. 2199 01:40:04,333 --> 01:40:06,166 Iya, Abah Budi yang begitu. 2200 01:40:06,250 --> 01:40:07,791 Di rumah lagi ada acara keluarga. 2201 01:40:07,875 --> 01:40:08,958 Aku kasih bonus. 2202 01:40:09,041 --> 01:40:10,708 - Berapa? - Bungkusnya. 2203 01:40:10,791 --> 01:40:12,416 [berdua tertawa] 2204 01:40:13,000 --> 01:40:14,375 - Tidak lucu. - Aku siapkan. 2205 01:40:17,375 --> 01:40:19,500 [musik mencekam] 2206 01:40:20,958 --> 01:40:23,875 Setan memang tidak pernah menyerah menggoda manusia. 2207 01:40:27,541 --> 01:40:29,583 - Apa, Bah? - Tidak apa-apa. 2208 01:40:30,125 --> 01:40:31,375 Duduk. Aku siapkan. 2209 01:40:43,041 --> 01:40:43,875 [gagak bergaok] 2210 01:40:45,458 --> 01:40:50,833 [menyanyi sumbang Ojo Dibandingke] 2211 01:40:52,000 --> 01:40:54,583 [lagu asli Ojo Dibandingke] 2212 01:41:19,166 --> 01:41:21,583 Soal sepele, seperti tidak pernah bawa motor saja. 2213 01:41:21,666 --> 01:41:24,000 Heh, goblok! 2214 01:41:24,083 --> 01:41:25,291 Seperti ini caranya. 2215 01:41:28,916 --> 01:41:29,750 [terkekeh] 2216 01:41:31,375 --> 01:41:33,125 [suara pintu diguncang] 2217 01:41:38,916 --> 01:41:41,500 Allahu Akbar. 2218 01:41:44,375 --> 01:41:46,083 [bersenandung] 2219 01:41:46,166 --> 01:41:48,666 Bumi gonjang-ganjing. 2220 01:41:48,750 --> 01:41:53,583 [meniru suara kendang] 2221 01:41:59,125 --> 01:41:59,958 Cut! 2222 01:42:00,500 --> 01:42:01,333 Cut! 2223 01:42:02,333 --> 01:42:04,875 [mengaduh] 2224 01:42:06,416 --> 01:42:07,250 Dim! 2225 01:42:07,833 --> 01:42:08,666 To! 2226 01:42:09,208 --> 01:42:10,875 Ambulans! 2227 01:42:11,583 --> 01:42:12,416 Jangan. 2228 01:42:13,000 --> 01:42:13,875 [terbahak] 2229 01:42:13,958 --> 01:42:15,541 - Sekarang… - Bau, anjing. 2230 01:42:16,125 --> 01:42:17,458 Selamat menikmati. 2231 01:42:17,541 --> 01:42:19,458 - [kertak papan seluncur] - Jangan rusuh, Mbak. 2232 01:42:19,541 --> 01:42:21,666 Tenang semuanya selamat. Aman, ya. 2233 01:42:21,750 --> 01:42:23,291 Bagaimana satenya? 2234 01:42:23,375 --> 01:42:24,208 Mantap. 2235 01:42:25,083 --> 01:42:26,125 Pasti, Teman. 2236 01:42:26,208 --> 01:42:27,041 [musik dangdut] 2237 01:42:29,583 --> 01:42:30,416 [tepuk tangan] 2238 01:42:30,500 --> 01:42:31,375 Mantap. 2239 01:42:31,458 --> 01:42:34,500 Aku dihajar kuntilanak, kamu tidak tahu apa. 2240 01:42:34,583 --> 01:42:35,583 Jangan mengantuk. 2241 01:42:36,083 --> 01:42:36,916 Apa itu? 2242 01:42:37,750 --> 01:42:38,625 Apa itu, Bah? 2243 01:42:38,708 --> 01:42:39,750 Ada serangan. 2244 01:42:39,833 --> 01:42:41,916 - Serangan apa? - [bahasa Inggris] Serangan balik. 2245 01:42:42,000 --> 01:42:43,083 Dari Bahrain? 2246 01:42:43,541 --> 01:42:44,750 Ponaryo Astaman. 2247 01:42:45,333 --> 01:42:46,166 Arwahnya. 2248 01:42:46,708 --> 01:42:47,541 Masih hidup, Bah. 2249 01:42:47,625 --> 01:42:49,375 [terbahak] 2250 01:42:51,291 --> 01:42:54,875 [meracau] 2251 01:42:56,041 --> 01:42:56,875 Ya, sudah. 2252 01:42:56,958 --> 01:43:01,500 Aku pelintir dirimu. Pelintir. 2253 01:43:01,708 --> 01:43:05,708 [meracau berlanjut] 2254 01:43:05,791 --> 01:43:07,291 Bah. Tolong, Bah! 2255 01:43:07,375 --> 01:43:08,208 Bah! 2256 01:43:08,875 --> 01:43:09,750 Mau ke mana, woi? 2257 01:43:10,333 --> 01:43:11,875 [bergeram] 2258 01:43:19,583 --> 01:43:20,750 [pintu lemari berderit] 2259 01:43:25,750 --> 01:43:26,666 Eh. 2260 01:43:27,708 --> 01:43:31,250 Nah, ajian raga sukma. 2261 01:43:31,333 --> 01:43:33,875 Kemampuan melepaskan jiwa dari tubuh fisik. 2262 01:43:33,958 --> 01:43:34,958 Cocok. 2263 01:43:35,041 --> 01:43:36,583 Kalau aku tidak bisa balik bagaimana? 2264 01:43:36,666 --> 01:43:38,583 Andini sendirian. Sedih. 2265 01:43:38,666 --> 01:43:40,791 - Tenang ada aku. - Justru karena ada kamu. 2266 01:43:43,333 --> 01:43:44,291 Nah, ini. 2267 01:43:44,375 --> 01:43:45,625 Ajian Lima Daya. 2268 01:43:45,708 --> 01:43:48,083 Ilmu yang membuat seseorang kebal terhadap kematian. 2269 01:43:48,166 --> 01:43:49,541 - Kokoh. - Asoi. 2270 01:43:49,625 --> 01:43:51,458 Kamu tidak mau mati pengen jadi apa? 2271 01:43:51,541 --> 01:43:52,375 Angry Bird? 2272 01:43:52,458 --> 01:43:54,375 Mati, hidup lagi. 2273 01:43:54,958 --> 01:43:57,375 - Coba. - [meniru suara Angry Bird] 2274 01:43:57,458 --> 01:43:59,125 - Lagi. - [meniru Angry Bird] 2275 01:43:59,208 --> 01:44:01,791 - Terakhir sekali. - [meracau] 2276 01:44:04,750 --> 01:44:05,583 Nah, ini. 2277 01:44:06,125 --> 01:44:07,333 Buku harianku tersayang, 2278 01:44:07,416 --> 01:44:09,708 sore itu hujan turun deras sekali. 2279 01:44:10,500 --> 01:44:12,625 - Tante Mawar, bukan nama sebenar… - [desutan] 2280 01:44:12,708 --> 01:44:13,916 Cerita jorok mbahmu. 2281 01:44:14,333 --> 01:44:15,875 - Datang dengan… - [desutan] 2282 01:44:16,916 --> 01:44:19,458 Mbahmu laki-laki lajang. 2283 01:44:20,000 --> 01:44:21,083 [meniru suara Angry Bird] 2284 01:44:30,166 --> 01:44:32,416 [suara petikan gitar] 144242

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