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Shouldn't have followed us, Marshal.

Why don't we give him a taste of what he gave Cobey?

Just shoot him and have done with it.

He wouldn't risk coming after us alone.

He might have some friends nosing around in these hills.

They'll catch up with you, Catlin.

And when they do, they'll hang you

and your brothers from the nearest tree.

Maybe so, Marshal,

but you won't be around to see it.

Think they'd get tired tacking these things up.

There won't be any where we're going,

not for a while anyway.

I hope you got someplace special in mind.

Seems like every place we turn up,

they got a necktie party all ready and waiting for us.

Yeah.

Cobey is about ready to cave in.

So I figured it was time we took him home.

To Laramie?

Have the runt tell everybody where we are?

Well, we could fix it so he wouldn't do that

if we were to lean on him, right?

Well, it ain't just him.

Last I heard, our little stepbrother

was planning on taking himself a wife.

Well, then maybe it's time we dropped by

and paid our respects.

After all, we wouldn't want the runt to think

we forgot about him.

Well, we did it, honey.

I don't know how but we did it.

Sandy, it's just the first payment on the loan.

The farm's still a long ways from being ours free and clear.

I know that but it's us getting started that counts.

Let's go tell Slim.

Oh, is he in town?

Yeah, didn't I tell you?

Mort Corey's got the measles, Slim's acting sheriff now.

Come on, we'll go.

The next time you make any trouble in my place,

we'll be using you for a doormat.

[ indistinct chattering ]

[ laughing ]

Sure you can make it all right?

Sir, I'll have you know,

I was famous for log walking till I was 10.

[ chuckles ]

What happened then?

Charlie, would you excuse us please?

We'd like to get by.

They threw me out of the saloon, did you hear that?

They threw me out and laughed at me.

Well, you'll get over it. Now do you mind, we'd like--

I'm getting sick and tired of people pushing me around.

You get out of my way, little man.

Sandy!

I told you to get out of my way,

now maybe next time you'll listen to me.

You wait right here, honey,

or better yet, back at the wagon.

I know what you're thinking but it doesn't matter, honest.

It matters to me.

Sandy!

SANDY: Charlie!

[ grunts ]

[ groans ]

What are you...

What are you hitting me for? He started it.

From what I heard, he had good reason to.

Well, somebody's lying.

And I suppose they're lying about you

being thrown out of the saloon.

It wasn't my fault.

It's never your fault!

I guess the whole world's out of step but you.

Now go up and wait for me at the jail.

All right.

Maybe I did have one too many but that little runt had--

How long do you want to stay in?

You keep on talking, I'll lock you up

and throw the key away, now get going.

I'm-- I'm sorry, ma'am.

All right, folks, the show is over!

Guess I didn't do so well, did I?

Oh, I don't know.

I figure any fight a man can walk away from

isn't a total loss.

Thanks for helping, Slim.

Yeah.

No thanks needed.

Say, we better clean you up

before you go back to the farm.

I'll walk you over to the hotel.

What is that stuff anyway, Slim?

I don't know, the doc made it up

special for Sandy.

Said he ought to rub it on his arm

or it's gonna get stiff as a board.

Slim, was it a bad fight?

It was pretty rough while it lasted.

That big muleskinner was bouncing Sandy

around that street like a rubber ball.

He's lucky he came out of it as well as he did.

We'll drop this stuff by his place

on the way to the ranch.

Oh, Jess!

You said you were gonna show me

that new fishing stream on the way home.

Oh, it'll still be there tomorrow, tiger.

And those trout will be twice as hungry.

Uh, Jess, you don't suppose if we started right now,

we could do?

Do both?

Well, I reckon we might be able to.

Thanks, Slim!

Come on, Aunt Daisy! Jess!

Well, I guess we're leaving.

Take it easy, hard rock.

Don't let that badge get you in trouble.

You bet.

All right.

Sure don't look like home no more.

Maybe the runt don't own it anymore.

Well, it won't take long to find out.

Sandy, you're gonna shake the pattern

clean off of that blanket.

Let me help you.

No, no, it's not for you to do,

not in your condition anyway.

Besides, I don't want my arm to stiffen up.

There.

Best lint shaker in Laramie County.

You know, you're spoiling me.

The baby is not due for a long time yet.

Well, pretty girl like you,

you think you're just gonna have one?

You ought to have about three or four.

All at once?

Well, almost.

Come on.

Sandy, put me down.

Hello, runt.

What are you doing here?

Coming home for a while.

Figured after all these years,

it was time we looked in on you.

Sandy!

Seems like he don't want us home.

Fancy that.

Who are you?

She's my wife.

Leave her be.

Well, how long have you been married

to this little shorthorn?

A year next week.

No wonder things look so good around here.

Never did figure him for much on his own.

You two must have been working night and day around here to

get this place all fixed up.

Well, that's a lot more than any one of you did.

Now that's no way to talk, runt.

Brother Cobey is an ailing man.

You keep calling me that,

he may not be the only one around here who's ailing.

Sandy, please.

I can put a fresh bandage on that if you like.

Leave him be.

I took care of him.

Cobey just needs a few days quiet to heal up,

so we're staying here

and both of you are keeping your mouths shut.

You got no right to come back here now.

Ma left this place to the four of us.

You just being a stepbrother,

seems to me you got nothing to complain about.

The three of you ran out of here

without leaving enough money

to buy your Ma a decent headstone.

So you bought her one, huh?

She raised me just like you, even though I wasn't her own.

I figure I owe her a lot more than I could pay.

But that doesn't include taking you back in now

or anytime!

You got nothing to say about it.

You're gonna do exactly what you're told,

unless you don't care what happens to your wife.

You understand?

That's more like it.

[ horse neighing ]

Somebody driving in here, Lew.

Who are they?

That's Jess Harper.

He works at the Sherman Relay Station

over the ridge.

Mrs. Cooper is with him, and a little boy named Mike.

They're friends of ours.Well, get rid of them.

Do all your talking on the porch so as we can hear you.

Be real careful, runt.

We're already wanted for murder,

so we got nothing to lose adding a few more to the list.

I...

I would ask you in

but Marcy isn't feeling so good right now.

Oh, what a shame.

Is there anything we can do?

No, but thank you for offering.

You sure you're all right, Sandy?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine, Jess.

Well, that doc was kind of worried

about that arm of yours.

Said to rub some of this on it real good.

Well, I appreciate your dropping it by.

Can't we go now, Aunt Daisy?

Those fish are--

Just a minute, Mike.

Slim told us that you made your first payment

at the bank on your loan.

Considering all the hard work you've done,

you and Marcy must be very proud.

Well, yes.

We're lucky to have Slim for a friend.

Without him cosigning our note,

we never would have gotten a start.

Well, what you did with that $500 loan

is more than a start.

With that wheat field back there,

you got yourself a real paying crop.

Well, yeah, I hope so.

I, uh, got to get on in.

And we got to get fishing, don't we, Jess?

Take it easy, Sandy.

If you need any help, just let us know.

Yeah, I will.

DAISY: Give our best to Marcy.

Thank you.

MIKE: Bye.

Hold it right there.

Sandy.

All the time you were out there, I was afraid that--

You were right too.

One slip, that's all it would've taken.

Well, it's all over.

At least that part.

Come on.

Try not to be frightened.

Yeah,

this is gonna be a nice friendly little visit,

as long as you don't try to hold out on us.

Well, what is there to hold out?

Everything we own is right here in front of you.

Is it?

Including the $500 you were talking about outside?

Well, there's none of that left!

All we had, we put into the place,

how do you think we fixed it up?

He's lying.

Let's look for it, Rix, just to make sure.

You want some?

No.

Forgot how good the water tastes around here.

Pure as snow.

You didn't bring me out here to tell me that.

Well, then I'll add right in the line for you.

We're gonna be needing some money in a hurry,

enough to get us safe into Canada.

Well, why tell me?

You already took the place apart!

The quicker you help us get what we want,

the quicker we'll be out of here.

Well, if you're thinking of the wheat field,

that's not gonna be ready to harvest

for another 2 or 3 weeks.

You don't think we're gonna be around here that long.

Well, what do you want me to do?

Rob a bank?

It might come to that.

Right now I got something else in mind.

Like what?

Like you going back to work in the Overland Stage Office.

Lot of cattle money coming into Laramie about now.

With you on the inside,

we'd be able to pick off a few payroll coaches

with no trouble at all.

I haven't held a clerking job in years.

You don't have to worry about the work, we'll help you.

Look, suppose they did give me my old job back,

everybody knows I've been farming.

Don't you think it would look a little strange

if I just up and quit?

They're gonna be real sorry for you in town, runt.

You'll get your job back, all right.

What do you mean?

Rix, go burn his wheat.

Lew, you don't mean that.

Rix!

[ gunshots ]

Lew, you can't do that.

I think we can.

But everything I've got...

nearly a year of plowing and planting and seeding,

it's all out there in that field.

[ crows ]

Was the food all right, Slim?

Well, yeah, it was fine.

Say, does the sheriff always get his meals

sent over from the saloon?

Well, when we aren't too busy,

we give him a special rate on jail food.

You know, so he can feed the prisoners.

Well, that just proves what everybody says, Noreen.

Crime doesn't pay.

No, it...

Hi.

Hi, Sandy. What's troubling you?

Fire wiped out my wheat field, nothing I could do.

No. How'd it start?

I don't know, lightning maybe,

we had a thunderstorm out our way.

Time I get out to the field, it was half gone.

Flames were so hot, I couldn't go near them.

Marcy in town with you?

No.

No, I've sent her to her folks in Colorado.

I-- I can't take care of her now, Slim,

not until I get on my feet anyway.

Listen, if there's anything I can do, you just name it.

Rotten piece of luck, all right.

But a man takes chances when he goes out on his own.

I told you that when you left.

Yes, sir, you did, I should've listen to you.

So now you want your job back, is that it?

Well, sir, I...

I need the job back, Mr. Gillis.

Even though my wife's with her family,

she's gonna need money for the baby

and I've got the loan payment to make.

You vouching for him, Slim?

I got him the job in the first place, didn't I?

All right, when you can start?

Anytime you say, Mr. Gillis.

Your old desk is waiting for you. No time like now.

I've got some ledgers I want you to check, I'll get them.

Looks like I got my work cut out for me.

Thanks, Slim.

Forget it.

Might help make up for what I have to ask you.

Well, look, if it's about the loan--

No, it's not about the loan.

This came in last night along with some other posters.

Now I know you haven't heard from them in a long time,

but just in case you do,

I want you to let me know right away.

Well, do you think they'd take a chance

on showing up around here?

According to the Colorado posse that was after them,

they were heading north, probably to Canada.

I don't want to take any chances of them

stopping off in between.

Well...

if it was up to me, I'd put a rope around

every one of their necks.

As I recall, they didn't have much use for you either.

It's probably better that you and Marcy

aren't stuck way out there in that farm anymore.

Why, do you think they might look us up?

Chance of it.

But with her gone and you here in town,

that's something we don't have to worry about.

You better get started on that paperwork,

I'll see you later.

Yeah.

There's more when you finish these.

[ sighs ]

Lew!

Somebody coming?

Sherman's riding in, he's wearing a badge.

The runt must have sold us out.

Anybody with him?

No.

Huh, Sherman wouldn't come here in alone

if anybody tipped him off.

Let him ride in,

the place looks deserted enough.

Suppose he finds something?

If he does, all he'd get is trouble for himself.

Get in the barn.

Sherman the law in town now?

Just temporary, the sheriff's sick.

Lew, he's coming.

Yeah, get in the back.

If you have to use that gun, don't miss!

You're very brave shooting a man down from ambush.

Do you want to die?No.

Then get over by that fireplace

and don't make a sound.

You so much as breathe hard,

you and Sherman will get the same thing.

[ door rattling ]

[ sighs ]

[ doorknob clicking ]

Thank you.

It's all right, ma'am.

I was married once to a woman

very much like you in some ways.

Maybe you'd like to tell her the story of your life, Cobey.

Now, Lew, there ain't no harm in being civil to her.

You talk too much.

Stay away from her.

That bunk feels real good.

You sure you don't mind putting me up

for a night or two?

As you can see, I'm not much on arresting people.

The place is empty, I'm glad of your company.

Well, just don't make a mistake and lock the door, huh?

I got to go to work early in the morning.

I've bagged my share of mistakes for the day.

The last one was riding out to your place.

What did you do that for?

Huh?

Well, I--

I mean with it all locked up and everything,

it wasn't much sense in going out there, was it?

Oh, I just wanted to check for any strangers is all.

Well, did you see anything?

No, not a sign of anybody.

But, you know, coming back, rattler spooked my horse,

darn near threw me in the next county.

That's too bad.

A lot worse things could happen to you though.

Yeah, I suppose.

Well, I got to take a last check on the street.

Anything I can get you, Sandy?

No, thanks.

So you're not...

you're not sore about me riding out there, are you?

Well, of course not. Now why should I be?

Well, you seemed to get a little worked up

when I first told you.

Well, I'm just tired, Slim.

Kind of lost without Marcy.

Yeah.

Well, things will work out.

You just had a run a bad luck, it'll change.

Yeah, sure.

Goodnight.

Goodnight, Slim.

Come on, Croaker, jump.

Come on, Croaker.

Teddy, how many times have I told you

not to play out in the middle of the street

with that frog?

Uh, I can see anything that's coming

long before it gets here.

Besides, I haven't got him trained yet.

And Croaker will only jump when there's mud.

Well, that's what's your name's gonna be

if I catch you out here again.

But there's a jumping contest this afternoon and--

Now you just practice with him someplace else.

That stage is long overdue

and I don't want you getting hurt, yeah?

Sorry, Slim.

There's nothing much I could do.

Brakes shot to pieces.

How did it happen?

Holdup.

My first trip back on the line in 6 months,

then this has to happen.

Easy, man. Let's get you off of here.

Easy, man.Watch your arm.

[ gasping ]

Slim, better see those guards inside,

they got the worst of it.

Gillis, get the doc.

No, first I want to know about

the bank money you were carrying.

Gone!

They were three of them that hit us!

Slim, they must have known this country

like the back of their hands.

Everything went perfect.

They took everything but the nails in the seat.

How are you feeling, Mose?

Better than I did.

Doc says that the guards may be laid up for a while

but they're going to pull through.

That's welcome news.

By the way, I went up to that spot

where you said you were ambushed.

Find any tracks?

Not a sign, they were all brushed out.

Well, that figures.

It was them three sidewinders,

handled that robbery like they'd had plenty of practice.

Could you recognize any of them if you saw them again?

Well, likely not, they had their faces covered up.

But there was something familiar about them,

their voices in the side.

I just wish I could be sure.

I-- I can't disturb a hornet's nest for nothing.

Yes, well, $6,000 went down the drain in that holdup.

The way the bank is talking,

we'll be on the hook for most of it.

So if you know anything...

Well, I spent the past 30 years hereabouts

storing up useless information about folks,

how they walk and how they talk

and that sort of thing.

Yes, yes, out with it, man.

And I bet the whole thing that the gunslicks had

pulled down on us was the three Catlin brothers.

The fourth Catlin works in my office.

What a fool I was to be talked into that!

Gee, Slim, I didn't mean to make any trouble.

Well, I know you didn't, Mose.

I'll see you later.

Yeah.

So help me, you're gonna tell me what you're up to!

Or I'll--

You're gonna do nothing!

Ease off!

I know you're sorry about

what happened to that money and your men,

but this isn't gonna do any good.

Oh, you always would stick up for him--

It's not a case of that!

Now before you start jumping to conclusions off a cliff,

let's hear what he's got to say.

Slim, I can't really blame him.

If it was those three no good stepbrothers of mine,

I know it must look kind of strange with me

working in the same office that got robbed.

Strange isn't the name for it.

You knew when that stage was coming through,

and you knew exactly how much was being carried!

A lot of other people had the same information.

I don't see you accusing them.

Yes, but their kinfolk aren't plastered

all over wanted posters either.

Now look!

SLIM: Ease off, Sandy.

Mr. Gillis, I swear to you, I didn't tell anybody anything

about what was on that stage.

I'd hardly expect you to say you were guilty.

Do you think I'd still be here if I was really in on it

with those bushwhackers?You could be covering for them!

Until I find out one way or the other, you'll just earn your pay somewhere else!

Well, now wait a minute.

If I'm wrong...

I'll apologize.

Well, this is a nice mess.

Well, if there's one around,

I seem to have a talent for finding it.

Well, what are you gonna do now, Sandy?

I don't know, Slim, I'll look for another job.

Well, if you need a reference, don't use my name.

Don't worry.

I won't even use my own.

How much is there?

All right, just a minute, 45, 86,

well, you're almost right.

It's $14 short of $6,000.

Not a bad day's work.

A lot better than we did all the time

we were in Colorado.

Just goes to prove what they say...

there is no place like home.

You know, when we get to Canada,

I'm gonna buy me a $50 suit,

a plug hat made out of prime beaver

and then go out and drink the nearest saloon dry.

Caught him sneaking around outside...

with this.

What's the matter with you, shorty?

Aren't you satisfied with our little arrangement?

Look, Lew, you already got what you came after,

now why don't you clear out?

We got what we came after, and no thanks to you.

Lew, you suppose he told anybody else

he was coming out here?

No.

Otherwise he wouldn't try to take us on his own.

Well, somebody's gonna take you pretty soon.

You nearly killed two men in that robbery.

Well, now maybe that wouldn't have happened

if you'd brought us the information we needed.

I told you I couldn't get it to you right away!

Yeah, you told us.

We just got tired of waiting.

Fact is, we hit the first coach that came along.

Kind of makes a man wonder whether we need you or not.

We don't need him.

Yeah, but there's a good chance we will.

You don't plan on trying that again, do you, Lew?

No.

Every one of those coaches will be loaded for bear

from here on in.

What I've been thinking about is a bank

where all that money is going.

You're wasting your time.

One thing's for sure, we get shot to pieces

if we try to set one foot inside that door.

Well, that depends.

Suppose we were to pay a visit to the banker

at his home tonight,

I wager we could get him

to show us around almost anywhere.

Even if we got into the bank, you know,

we still have this Sherman guy to worry about.

Sandy will take care of that badge-toter.

Oh, no.

Well, I think you will,

because you don't have any choice.

Now let me get this straight.

The three of you cooked up this supper for me.

That's right.

Why?

Noreen said you weren't too happy with the food

that was being brought over from the casino.

So we just decided to do something about it.

Well, boy, you sure did.

This is some of the best chicken I've ever tasted.

I'm saving some for later.

We barbecued it out in the back of the saloon

but don't tell anyone.

Especially not Sheriff Corey, otherwise

we might have to cook for him, too.

Why, I still don't get it.

I'm just filling in for him till he gets up around again.

Well, but there's one big difference between

you and the sheriff.

What's that?

He's married and you're not.

[ chuckles ]

Oh, I'm sorry, Slim. I didn't--

Oh, it's all right, Sandy. Come on in.

We weren't talking business.

At least I don't think we were.

Oh, you know the girls?

Lola, Kitty, Noreen.

Hello.Hi.

Slim, it's about time we were getting back to work.

Just don't complain about the food anymore, huh?

You'll get no complaints out of me,

as long as the service holds up.

Bye.

Bye-bye.Bye-bye.

Well, that's a pretty rough job you've got.

[ chuckles ]

It beats working.

The girls brought over some barbecued chicken,

I saved some for you.

No, thanks.

You've never refused food before.

Well, there's always a first time.

All the doors and windows are locked.

Looks like the banker's gone to bed.

Too many houses in the neighborhood

to go breaking in.

We won't have to do that.

Get down.

What for?

Do as you're told.

Time you did something to earn your keep.

Now you go up to the door and ring the bell

until either the banker or his housekeeper answers.

Well, what then?

Get him to let you inside.

They don't even know me.

Don't lie to me.

The banker knew you well enough to loan you money,

he'll know you well enough to let you in.

What'll I say?

You'll think of something.

Just get him to open the door, we'll do the rest.

And I'll be standing close by

listening to every word you say.

So don't make us do anything you wouldn't want answer for.

Cobey, you keep an eye out here until we get inside.

Come on.

I wish you'd quit checking doors

just long enough to listen to me.

Sandy, even if you did see the three Catlin brothers

riding through town tonight,

I couldn't do anything about it till tomorrow.

Well, I saw them less than half an hour ago.

They took the north trail out toward the old mill.

Now you could probably catch them there real easy.

My job's here.

I can't just walk off and leave it.

What you mean is you don't believe me.

What I mean is you've been edgy as a cat lately.

Why, if three ministers came riding down that street

with the moon behind a cloud,

you'd swear it was the James gang.

Slim, it's only an hour's ride out there.

I could kind of keep my eye on things till you got back.

Well, you don't have to worry about that

because I'm not going.

There'll be plenty of time tomorrow morning

to round up some men, go out and take a look.

It'd be too late by then.

Somebody will get them, doesn't have to be us.

How long do I have to stay like this?

Quit complaining.

We let you get dressed, didn't we?

Saloon closes at midnight, we'll wait till then.

Give the town a chance to settle down nice and quiet.

[ door opening ]

Everything under control?

Well, I got the housekeeper tied up down in the cellar.

There's nobody else around the house.

Hey, Lew!

Look at this.

Well, that's a real nice little house gun.

That belong to you?

Yeah, the citizens' committee gave it to me.

Well, citizen, the next time you go to the door

in the middle of the night,

you'll have to remember to take it with you.

You wouldn't have gotten in if it hadn't been for her.

I told you I had no choice.

Yeah, you were real convincing.

There's no point in arguing about that now.

You'll never get away with this.

I think we will.

If you want to stay alive,

you better start thinking that way, too.

You got anything against getting a decent night's sleep?

Ah, I'm-- I'm sorry to wake you, Slim.

What are you doing up anyway?

I, uh...

I was just gonna open a window,

it's kind of hot in here.

Well, an hour ago, you said it was too cold in here.

Well, that's the trouble with these places,

freezing one minute and burning up the next.

Well, jailhouses weren't made for comfort.

Now come on, get some sleep.

Afraid I can't do that.

What do you think you're doing?

Believe me, Slim, I'm sorry to do this

but locking you up is the only way.

It's for your own good.

What are you talking about?

The Catlins, they're back in town.

Oh, we're not going through that again, are we?

Now wait a minute.

What I told you before, about seeing them

right through town, now that was a lie.

I didn't want you in town.

I wanted you away for a while,

so you wouldn't be mixed up in this.

Mixed up in what?

The bank robbery.

They're at it right now.

Those three no goods you were raised with?

That's right!

And you-- you're not in with them, huh?

Well, I couldn't help it!

They had a gun on Marcy right from the start.

Oh, sure they let me walk around loose

to set things up for them.

If I hadn't done what they said,

it would've meant her life.

Is she out there with them now?Yep.

And you think you're doing her a favor

by letting them get away with this?

Well, if you had any brains, you'd unlock this door

and let me form a posse.

You still don't understand, do you?

In a fight like that, she'd be the first one

to get a bullet.

Rix.

We'll be out of here in a few minutes.

Gives you just enough time to make sure we're not followed.

What about her?

We're gonna take her along with us,

at least until we're in the clear.

I won't be long.

Just make sure you're quiet about it.

You're not gonna pull that trigger,

so what's to stop me?

If I have to yell this whole town out of their beds,

that's exactly what I'm gonna do.

All right, you go ahead and do it.

But if Marcy dies, it'll be just the same

as if you killed her yourself.

No need for you two to fight about it.

Get away from that window, Sherman.

What are you doing here?

Checking up on things, making sure

you did what you were told.

I'll just take this,

you won't be needing it anymore.

Look, I kept my part of the bargain.

So you did!

Only we don't want this deputy

trailing after us now, do we?

I won't be the only one trailing after you, Catlin.

Why, you and your brothers will be hunted down

till there's not a hole big enough to crawl in.

See what I mean?

He's a real bird dog.

If we were to just leave him like this,

he'd have a posse up and after us in no time.

Well, now what are you gonna do?

Well, borrow a blanket, wrap this gun up real tight.

The moths already got to this one

so a few more holes in it won't make any difference.

[ grunts ]

Think you can make it?

Yeah, I'm all right.

Come on, we got work to do.

[ gunshots ]

Be careful with those eggs, Mike,

they're not made of steel.

Oh, I won't break them.

Packed two more eggs than yesterday.

Well, you're doing a lot better than

Marcy and me every day.

You take them down in to Mrs. Cooper now, huh?

Sure.

Well, having Mac and Daisy here the last few days

sure has helped out.

That's what neighbors are for.

I know but you've done so much.

The reward money paid off the loan,

left me enough to plant a new crop, too.

Yeah, well, you earned it, Sandy.

The way you and Slim handled those three gunslingers,

you got Sheriff Corey about half scared

to come back to the job.

That's not what's keeping him.

No? What is?

I saw him the other day, he looked fit as a fiddle.

It's the mayor.

He thinks we've got the worst looking jail

in the territory and it's got to be painted.

Oh, I see, and you're elected?

Yeah.

They're gonna have to find me first.