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Mail call!
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What the heck are these?
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Eh, just a few more copyright
Infringement letters.
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I'll take those!
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# Do-dee-do, do,
do-dee-doot #
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And a letter for... Ling-Ling.
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# Ling-Ling into bat... #
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Yay!
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Oh no! Father tried to kill himself.
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Why father do such thing?
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What's that troiental saying?
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I can't read it.
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Something about
an all-new daily show.
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I do like that jon stewart.
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Hey, would you guys mind signing
for your neighbor's package?
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Someone finally bought
that house, huh?
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Yeah.
Some greeks moved in.
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Did you hear that?
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Greeks!
Next door!
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Back in college I would have
joined a fraternity
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if not for one small incident.
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So, you're the president
of the fraternity, huh?
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Yeah...
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I guess I'm the president now!
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Actually, as vice president
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I'm the new president.
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Later, you gay independents.
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I'm gonna rush me a frat.
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I think the mailman meant an immigrant
family from Greece moved in,
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not a fraternity.
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And that wasn't a roofie,
Captain Hero.
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That was a tic-tac.
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Are you guys going
to fuck me or not?
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ianOnTheNet
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Spanky Team
watchit-v2.info
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Ling Palace
1234 LoMain Street
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Father why?
You have so much to live for.
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Oh, nothing bring me joy.
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I too old to battle,
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and my cataract make
karaoke impossible.
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Uh...
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You should be happy, Ling-Ling.
After Jun-Jee die,
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you inherit his billions!
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Ling-Ling no want your money.
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Ling-Ling want you happy.
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Come back to Drawn Together
house with me.
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Move in with shameful son? Ha!
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But father,
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I am only son
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and you must...
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Oh, I do like Jon Stewart, son.
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OK, I move into ill-defined
parody house with you.
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Yeah!
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Hello! my name is Captain Hero.
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I just wanted to introduce myself
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and tell you that you guys
have the most awesome house!
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Oh, yes, well, thank you.
We are very happy here.
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Listen, we are just
sitting down to dinner,
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so, uh, thank you
for the stopping by.
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Dude, I am total pledge material!
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- Excuse me...
- Why, did you fart?
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Social!
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Will you be my big brother?
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Party foul.
Dead arm!
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Dude, I snarfed!
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That should be my pledge name.
Snarf!
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Ooh, let's play Ooky Pita!
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Snarf go first.
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Please, scary man,
get out of our house
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and never come back.
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What?
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You don't want me in your house?
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Just please do leave us.
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Ta da! Welcome to new
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honorable home, honorable father.
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I wish I was dead.
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Oh, look!
Another sick parent.
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Just stack him in the corner
with the rest of them.
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Hey, Foxxy.
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When are you gonna contribute
to the parent pile?
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When my daddy get back
from buyin' them cigarettes.
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[ Foxxy's father be gone clock ]
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Ling-Ling thought new home
would make Father happy.
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Cameras everywhere,
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obscure cartoon characters,
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smells like urine.
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this just like Tokyo Disneyland!
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Ahhhh, but Ling-Ling was wrong.
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You are great embarrassment
to family name.
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I am ashamed to call you
Ling-Ling hitler Bin Laden Seacrest.
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Who the hiroshima is that?
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You mean Toot-san?
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Oh, Jun-Jee wouldn't mind
sweeping that leg chubby.
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Cannonball!
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Oh, I am such a loser!
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Oh, sweetie,
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I know It never feels good
to be rejected.
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Even when it's by
an immigrant greek family
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that you've mistaken
for a college frat.
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I know, but I still don't get why
they didn't want me as a pledge.
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Maybe I didn't showcase
all my positive attributes,
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like my ability to spot a toupee.
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There's one!
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You don't need them,
Captain Hero.
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You've got all the friends
you need right here.
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You're right, Xandir.
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I don't need their fraternity
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if I start my own!
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Oh, fuck me.
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Here's to starting
the biggest, bestest,
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drunkiest driviest,
vehicular manslaughteriest
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get-off-with-a-slap-on-the-wrist-
because-our-dads are-the-richiest
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fraternity on campus.
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That wasn't a roofie,
Captain Hero.
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It was some candy
made by willy wonka.
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# Goofy roofies,
buggery-boo #
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Line up!
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You maggots are the worst pledges
in the history of this fraternity.
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Sir, sorry, sir!
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Thousands of committed brothers
have passed through these doors.
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Look at them.
Look at them!
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Sir, looking, sir.
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They were all like family to me.
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Well, except one.
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Now drop and give me 20 plies!
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Sir, yes, sir!
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Now, pledges, as you know,
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we are the coolest fraternity
on campus.
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but the fraternity next door
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thinks they're even cooler than us.
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Should we let them
get away with that?
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Sir, no, sir!
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Then let's teach
those assholes a lesson.
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Charge!
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Good one!
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Panty raid!
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# I come home
in the morning light #
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# my mother says when
you gonna live your life right #
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# Mother dear,
we're not the fortunate ones #
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# and girls,
they want to have fun #
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# Oh, girls... #
- Yee-haw!
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Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi!
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Your kind ain't
welcome here no more.
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Hello, 9-1-1?
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This is the Georgiopoulos...
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No, we're not taking
anymore pledges.
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Will you please
just send someone over?
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# In your loud eyes #
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# I feel the heat #
# Brown eyes #
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# Of tiny feet... #
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Oh, Toot-san,
you have stolen my heart.
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I'm not that fat,
old man!
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[ Napalm ]
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Excuse me!
Pardon me!
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Pardon me!
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Father, forget about
fat house monster.
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But she have
such beautiful, tiny feet.
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Those are her nipples
dragging on floor.
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There must be something a beauty like
that would want from an old, dying,
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prone-to-changing-his-will
billionaire like me.
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Billionaire!
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Why didn't you just say so?
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Interested in sticking your John McCain
into my Hanoi Hilton?
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These invites will get you
2 sweet things
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to the front of the line
for tonight's party.
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Clothing is totally optional.
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That's probably
my uncle with the keg!
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Mr. Hero, your new neighbors have issued
a restraining order against you,
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some queer in a peter pan outfit,
and a talking banana.
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Shenanigans like that
will get us kicked off campus.
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You two are gone!
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But where will the fraternity
get its potassium?
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Those dildos next door
went to the dean.
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They're trying to make us even lamer
than that lame frat down the street!
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Do a keg stand, Mishe!
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Mishe! Mishe! Mishe!
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We're not going
to let them destroy us,
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Are we, plebes?
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Sir, never, sir!
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And to prove it, Xandir,
lock yourself in the trunk of a car
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with this bottle of whiskey,
and don't come out until it's empty.
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Sir, yes, sir!
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And wooldoor,
you tie one end of this rope
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around your penis,
and the other around this brick,
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and then throw it
over the balcony.
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Sir, thank you for making
my wish come true, sir!
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There goes one brave kid.
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Now that the pledges were showing
some real house pride,
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It was time to get our revenge
on our rival fraternity
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with the greatest
prank of them all.
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We shall steal their mascot!
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It's not so bad.
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Stop screwing around, plebe.
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We have got a mascot to steal.
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If we do this,
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I will have accomplished
almost every goal
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I have ever set for myself.
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Bathroom,
camels, goat...
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and the sek-us.
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Man alive!
That is one hairy goat!
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Sir, i think that might not be
a goat at all.
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It looks more like
a little girl, sir.
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You are such a freshman.
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Why would a fraternity have
a little girl as a mascot?
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3 demerits!
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Pledge, Xandir,
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you can tell she's a goat, right?
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Oh, yes.
She's a goat all right.
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This will be the greatest
fraternity prank ever!
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Heeyah, Toot-san.
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You stay away from Father!
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You use sex appeal
to get his money!
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Hey! Who I sleep
with is my business!
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and getting you the best deal on
a new or used chevy is his business!
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Yee-haw!
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Maybe we should just try
to get along.
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I would suggest
you start kissing my ass.
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After all,
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I am gonna be
your new mother.
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Did I mention
I have a fat ass?
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Ma'am,
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I know this is difficult.
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but do you
remember anything
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about the sandwich
I asked you to make for me?
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Oh, this is going way better
than i expected.
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Hello, campus security.
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Can I help you?
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Yes, i don't know if you've heard,
but little Georgina's been abducted.
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The goat's name is Georgina.
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That is so gay!
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Perhaps being a super hero
who lives right next door,
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you've noticed someone
suspicious in the area?
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Oh, no, sir.
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We haven't seen any
baaaa-d guys around here.
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Well, if you happen to see anything,
let us know.
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Phi Alpha Gamma!
Phi Alpha Gamma!
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We're really good
at thinking of chants!
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- Uh...
- Um...
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- Um...
- Uh...
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OK, not that good.
Wait, i've got one!
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No, that's stupid.
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Father Stop!
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Can't you find a wife in Asia?
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A smaller one...
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that's more fuel efficiebt?
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I now pronounce you
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husband and wife.
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You may now roll
the bride's fat face in flour
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and kiss the wet spot.
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Ooh! The spot.
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No!
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[ Gasoline ]
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Oh, pardon me, schmucky woman
starting to sell real estate
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in a desperate attempt
to create a career for herself
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way too late in life because her husband
dumped her sorry ass,
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00:13:11,554 --> 00:13:13,797
but...
Did our neighbors move?
257
00:13:14,057 --> 00:13:15,131
I'm afraid so.
258
00:13:15,391 --> 00:13:16,700
Huzzah!
259
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,720
I guess after their daughter
was kidnapped,
260
00:13:18,845 --> 00:13:21,271
never to be found,
they gave up on their american dream
261
00:13:21,396 --> 00:13:22,873
and moved back to Greece.
262
00:13:23,455 --> 00:13:24,342
Daughter?
263
00:13:24,606 --> 00:13:25,801
Kidnapped and...
264
00:13:27,532 --> 00:13:29,413
Wait a second.
265
00:13:29,818 --> 00:13:31,648
Wait a second!
266
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:50,285
So, she's the daughter
of a greek family,
267
00:13:50,410 --> 00:13:53,571
not the goat mascot
of a greek fraternity.
268
00:13:54,114 --> 00:13:55,948
Doesn't this beat all?
269
00:13:56,073 --> 00:13:58,047
Come on.
Talk about embarrassing.
270
00:13:58,172 --> 00:14:00,010
Oh, Xandir's not gonna
believe this!
271
00:14:01,498 --> 00:14:02,599
Oh, my god.
272
00:14:03,699 --> 00:14:06,405
Sir!
You're a fucking idiot, sir!
273
00:14:07,595 --> 00:14:08,451
Stanley?
274
00:14:09,028 --> 00:14:11,858
Sorry, barbara. I need someone
who makes me feel passion,
275
00:14:11,983 --> 00:14:14,124
not just some desperate
middle-aged hag.
276
00:14:15,652 --> 00:14:16,893
You want to join us in here?
277
00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:18,665
Oh, Stanley.
278
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,630
This is the best I deserve.
279
00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:27,767
Anna Nicole parody eating
all Ling-Ling inheritence.
280
00:14:27,983 --> 00:14:29,673
Hey, sugar pie!
281
00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:34,907
So Ling-Ling hire big Jew lawyers.
282
00:14:35,348 --> 00:14:36,837
Toot braunstein,
283
00:14:36,962 --> 00:14:39,016
we have this court order
to stop you
284
00:14:39,141 --> 00:14:40,650
from spending
the Jun-Jee's money.
285
00:14:40,910 --> 00:14:42,564
He my father.
286
00:14:42,689 --> 00:14:45,755
Ling-Ling deserve money, not you...
287
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,991
filthy srut!
288
00:14:48,251 --> 00:14:49,672
Hey, i'm no slut!
289
00:14:49,797 --> 00:14:51,161
I earned this money!
290
00:14:51,286 --> 00:14:54,564
I've been letting Jun-Jee ram his tank
into my Tian'anmen square!
291
00:14:54,958 --> 00:14:58,355
Sadly, he always ignores
the little student.
292
00:14:59,262 --> 00:15:00,200
I don't care!
293
00:15:00,325 --> 00:15:01,671
It's Ling-Ling money!
294
00:15:01,931 --> 00:15:04,174
- No, it's my money!
- It's Ling-Ling money!
295
00:15:04,434 --> 00:15:06,209
- It's my money!
- It's Ling-Ling money!
296
00:15:06,469 --> 00:15:08,046
- It's my money!
- Duck season!
297
00:15:08,171 --> 00:15:08,979
Silence!
298
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:11,615
Husband!
299
00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:13,783
How long have you been
standing there?
300
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,285
Long enough.
301
00:15:15,545 --> 00:15:18,935
Ling-Ling, you do not
deserve inheritance.
302
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,239
and you, Toot,
you no love Jun-Jee.
303
00:15:21,364 --> 00:15:22,993
You just marry me
for money.
304
00:15:23,347 --> 00:15:26,663
So, Jun-Jee decide
no one get his fortune.
305
00:15:27,007 --> 00:15:28,211
Yoko Ono!
306
00:15:28,336 --> 00:15:29,733
Yoo-hoo ho ho!
307
00:15:30,085 --> 00:15:31,493
Jun-Jee spend it all
308
00:15:31,618 --> 00:15:33,676
on only dream
Jun-Jee have left:
309
00:15:33,801 --> 00:15:36,377
I buy ticket on
space shuttle to moon!
310
00:15:37,245 --> 00:15:38,241
Peace out, y'all!
311
00:15:43,064 --> 00:15:44,912
Say, Herb, did you get
your nose straightened?
312
00:15:45,037 --> 00:15:47,094
Yeah, now nobody
can tell I'm a jew.
313
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,829
So, I guess as it turns out,
314
00:15:51,954 --> 00:15:54,075
You're not actually a goat.
315
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,993
Foxxy gots to keep
a closer eye on you retards.
316
00:15:57,330 --> 00:15:58,767
I know, I know.
317
00:15:58,892 --> 00:16:00,404
This is totally
the kind of crap
318
00:16:00,529 --> 00:16:02,299
that makes you lose
your charter.
319
00:16:02,559 --> 00:16:04,167
Well, I learned my lesson.
320
00:16:04,513 --> 00:16:06,748
Kids, don't do something
you know is wrong
321
00:16:06,873 --> 00:16:08,805
just to be accepted
into some cool club.
322
00:16:09,265 --> 00:16:10,883
And I guess I have learned
323
00:16:11,008 --> 00:16:13,687
that not everything
with hair on it is a goat.
324
00:16:14,026 --> 00:16:15,777
Which would mean...
325
00:16:16,246 --> 00:16:18,168
That's right, Captain Hero!
326
00:16:18,293 --> 00:16:20,749
your leg is not a goat.
327
00:16:20,874 --> 00:16:22,422
What do we do with
little Georgina?
328
00:16:22,547 --> 00:16:24,469
We got to get her
back to her family.
329
00:16:24,594 --> 00:16:26,197
We gots to go to Greece!
330
00:16:26,322 --> 00:16:27,317
Road trip!
331
00:16:29,282 --> 00:16:30,965
Off the weave, ho!
332
00:16:31,421 --> 00:16:33,352
And so, we began
our journey to Greece
333
00:16:33,477 --> 00:16:35,832
to reunite yet another
war-torn family.
334
00:16:36,181 --> 00:16:37,934
I had always dreamed
of going to Greece.
335
00:16:38,194 --> 00:16:40,871
I only hoped it was as beautiful
as it looked in the movies.
336
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:45,923
Grease!
337
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,008
It's amazing.
338
00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:48,329
It's beautiful!
339
00:16:48,454 --> 00:16:49,713
It's the word!
340
00:16:52,976 --> 00:16:54,194
Come on, Ling-Ling.
341
00:16:54,319 --> 00:16:56,887
We have to go to NASA
and stop your father.
342
00:16:57,147 --> 00:16:59,321
We can't let him give away
all my money!
343
00:17:00,114 --> 00:17:02,726
Leave me alone, Mommy.
344
00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:03,979
Please?
345
00:17:04,104 --> 00:17:05,685
I can't get there alone.
346
00:17:05,810 --> 00:17:07,571
I need someone
to hold the stick
347
00:17:07,696 --> 00:17:09,698
with the ho ho
In front of me.
348
00:17:10,225 --> 00:17:12,302
What do you guys think?
349
00:17:12,562 --> 00:17:14,436
Dude, your money.
I would go.
350
00:17:14,561 --> 00:17:15,527
Don't leave.
351
00:17:15,652 --> 00:17:16,573
He'll kill me.
352
00:17:17,098 --> 00:17:19,235
Fine!
Ling-Ling help,
353
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,325
but only if we split it...
354
00:17:21,450 --> 00:17:22,979
fifty-fifty.
355
00:17:23,404 --> 00:17:25,582
You want half my ho ho?
356
00:17:26,014 --> 00:17:28,237
I should kill you
where you stand!
357
00:17:28,487 --> 00:17:30,198
Nooooooooo...
358
00:17:30,323 --> 00:17:34,224
Half of father's fortune.
359
00:17:34,484 --> 00:17:35,725
OK. That's fair. Let's go.
360
00:17:37,818 --> 00:17:39,598
Hey! You have to
shake it a little.
361
00:17:39,723 --> 00:17:41,479
My eyes are
attracted to motion.
362
00:17:52,627 --> 00:17:54,611
First, Jun-Jee
check control panel.
363
00:17:55,444 --> 00:17:57,257
Yes. it looks like
everything set
364
00:17:57,382 --> 00:17:58,882
to go straight ahead
into space.
365
00:18:01,788 --> 00:18:03,609
Jun-Jee ready for launch.
366
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,255
T-minus two minutes to raunch.
367
00:18:05,515 --> 00:18:06,992
Father! No!
368
00:18:07,117 --> 00:18:09,491
Don't do it!
369
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:14,281
Honey, this is no way
to spend my money!
370
00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:16,578
It not your money.
371
00:18:16,703 --> 00:18:19,167
And trip to moon
make Jun-Jee happy.
372
00:18:19,292 --> 00:18:22,366
Oh Father, don't you see?
373
00:18:22,491 --> 00:18:24,700
You don't need trip to moon...
374
00:18:24,825 --> 00:18:26,245
or sex with fat monstre.
375
00:18:26,370 --> 00:18:27,692
to be happy.
376
00:18:27,817 --> 00:18:29,346
All you need...
377
00:18:29,471 --> 00:18:32,044
All you need is love.
378
00:18:32,419 --> 00:18:33,346
You're right.
379
00:18:33,471 --> 00:18:35,785
There is always something better
coming up next.
380
00:18:36,286 --> 00:18:38,846
I don't need to blow fortune
on trip to moon.
381
00:18:38,971 --> 00:18:41,232
Besides, space turns
asians into queers.
382
00:18:41,357 --> 00:18:43,937
That only explanation
for George Takei.
383
00:18:47,454 --> 00:18:48,840
Let's go, number one son.
384
00:18:48,965 --> 00:18:50,133
T-minus 11...
385
00:18:50,915 --> 00:18:51,883
- 10...
- Wait!
386
00:18:52,008 --> 00:18:53,024
- 9...
- Help!
387
00:18:53,149 --> 00:18:55,190
- 8... 7...
- I'm stuck! I'm stuck!
388
00:18:55,315 --> 00:18:56,678
6, 5...
389
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,875
God damn it!
390
00:18:59,407 --> 00:19:01,211
2, 1...
391
00:19:05,698 --> 00:19:06,695
Oh, my!
392
00:19:06,820 --> 00:19:08,755
Oh, my yourself!
393
00:19:14,926 --> 00:19:17,561
There go Mr. Georgiopoulos
with them pink ladies.
394
00:19:18,131 --> 00:19:22,052
Sir, you are just gonna laugh
when you hear what happened.
395
00:19:22,664 --> 00:19:24,801
Georgina?!
Is that you?
396
00:19:25,061 --> 00:19:26,507
Daaaa-d!
397
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,862
Oh, my sweet,
sweet daughter!
398
00:19:28,987 --> 00:19:31,841
Oh, thank you,
mighty Thor!
399
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:36,882
Once again, Captain Hero
has saved the day!
400
00:19:38,408 --> 00:19:40,932
Honey,
did that man hurt you?
401
00:19:41,290 --> 00:19:42,804
Did he touch you?
402
00:19:43,024 --> 00:19:43,820
Hey, ho!
403
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,489
Like, what the hell
did you do to George's kid?
404
00:19:46,906 --> 00:19:49,703
Greased lightning!
Sandy! Whoa.
405
00:19:49,828 --> 00:19:51,310
# Fraternity pledging #
406
00:19:51,435 --> 00:19:52,996
# had me a blast #
407
00:19:53,479 --> 00:19:54,599
# I was sleeping #
408
00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:56,333
# Happened so fast #
409
00:19:56,593 --> 00:19:57,828
# I grabbed the goat #
410
00:19:57,953 --> 00:19:59,736
# and ran for my life #
411
00:19:59,996 --> 00:20:01,234
# I tried to scream #
412
00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:03,073
# but he had a knife #
413
00:20:03,526 --> 00:20:04,544
# Kidnapping #
414
00:20:04,669 --> 00:20:05,742
# Oh, what a fling #
415
00:20:06,002 --> 00:20:08,411
# Whoa, yeah,
those pledging days #
416
00:20:08,671 --> 00:20:10,080
# Tell us
what happened next #
417
00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:11,815
# Did you tie her up
in chains? #
418
00:20:12,075 --> 00:20:13,383
# Did he have a big stick? #
419
00:20:13,643 --> 00:20:15,118
# Did you slap her around? #
420
00:20:15,378 --> 00:20:16,543
# Did he make you suck his #
421
00:20:16,668 --> 00:20:17,599
# big balls #
422
00:20:17,724 --> 00:20:18,974
# Oh, yeah #
423
00:20:19,099 --> 00:20:20,316
# Mother-freaking balls #
424
00:20:20,441 --> 00:20:21,400
# Kidnapping #
425
00:20:21,525 --> 00:20:22,600
# Oh, what a fling #
426
00:20:22,725 --> 00:20:23,650
# Whoa, yeah #
427
00:20:23,775 --> 00:20:25,428
# Those pledging... ahh #
428
00:20:25,771 --> 00:20:27,998
# days #
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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