All language subtitles for sex de internet-240p.mp4

Bonjour, mademoiselle. Bonjour.

C 'est génial, il est à rendez -vous
quand ? Ce soir après le boulot. Je suis

pressée, je ne m 'imagine même pas. Ça
fait quand même du jour que je passe les

nuits avec Christian Benet là.

Et celui -là, tu es sûre qu 'il va te
plaire ? En tout cas, il a tout pour.

C 'est encore un sportif.

D 'après ce qu 'il m 'a dit, il doit
être bien foutu. Il doit être excité.

Toi, alors, c 'est vraiment ce genre de
beaux cons qui te font craquer.

Et alors qu 'ils sont cons, je les
préfère bien foutus. Je ne sais pas,

'ils sont moches, ils sont forcément
intelligents.

But aren't you afraid to go on a date
like that with a guy you don't know?

Well, it's precisely because I want to
meet him.

It's logical, and what do you want to
happen to him?

I don't know, but with everything we see
on TV... Sometimes I say nothing, but

when we see everything we see,
everything we hear, everything we know,

everything we are, we have a good reason
to think everything we think.

I'm happy for you if it works, but I
don't know, I have a little trouble

believing it.

Bye, my girls!

Bye!

Or rencontres amoureuses sur internet.

Oui, Axelle a encore trouvé la perle
rare sur internet.

Elle ne fait pas encore un sportif, tu
vas bientôt pouvoir monter ton équipe de

foot. Et ça te fait donc combien de
sièges depuis le début de l 'année ?

Celui -là, je ne sais pas pourquoi, mais
je le sens bien. En plus, il a l 'air

marrant. Oh, mais laisse -la, si elle a
envie d 'y croire.

Oui, si elle veut, mais moi, je peux
vous dire que la meilleure solution pour

trouver des mecs sans faire avoir par
des mythos, c 'est encore l 'hôpital.

Le quoi ? L 'hôpital.

C 'est pas un truc organisé dans les
bars, ça ? Mais qu 'est -ce qu 'il faut

faire ?

It's organized stories in socialized
places where you meet 7 guys. In fact,

have 7 minutes to get rid of yourself.

At the end, you give a note to each of
them. And you can, if you want, go back

with one of them, if you like and if you
fight, of course.

It's simple.

There is no waste of time. And at least,
it's easy.

It's maybe a little bit rough, 7
minutes, isn't it?

But no, I can even tell you that it can
be very long when the guy is

completely... Or he doesn't feel good
when it's not both at the same time.

There are really all kinds of guys. Yes,
even sportsmen. Would you like to come

and hang out with me?

Just like that, between friends and for
fun.

It could be fun.

Why not?

For now, I'm very good with my
boyfriend. So internet, you'll find a

stuff, I don't care a bit. This one,
since she got married to my boyfriend,

there are no more different effects on
TV. It's interesting.

Well, miss, what does this appointment
mean in the coffee machine?

Something is happening.

No, no.

It's Axel who was telling us about his
new conquest on the Internet.

Have you found a virtual athlete yet?

Yes, and I have an appointment with him
tonight.

Well, I wish you good luck and I hope
for you that he will be a little more

presentable than the karaoke champion
who brought us back the last time.

No, but the last time it was my fault.
It was me who misread it. I thought he

was a karate champion. I noticed a man
who was playing karaoke.

That's charming too.

So, come on girls, it's time to get back
to work.

Now, let's go.

Thank you, thank you.

You know, when I see you, it always
makes me feel like a kid.

Listen, what are you doing?

What? What am I doing? Don't you see
that when you get married, after eight

years of marriage, you're still in mode?

We're not here for that.

What? We're not here for that? Of course
we are.

Now we're building the house.

What? The house? We're not at home
either? I'm not the boss?

We do what we want anyway.

Really? You're always so crazy. Of
course, I'm sexy.

Thank you.

Thank you.

oh oh

Oh, no. Oh,

she...

Excuse me, excuse me, I'm a little late.

I thought you were on the other side, I
came to know and I feel like it's going

up. No, no, I'll stop right away. It's
not late, anyway, we didn't have an

appointment. Ah yes, you're right, the
lamp. But Alain, what am I stupid?

Ah yes, it's me, but there... Yeah, I
know, you might have been waiting for

something else, but hey.

No, no, but that is to say that... It's
the short that's not terrible, damn it.

Ah no, it's not that, the short is fine.

Ouf. You reassure me, because I have one
that is much better, but I did a task

this morning by going to the trash can,
and I didn't want to disappoint you.

Indeed, it would have been a shame, but
it's more the way you were described

that surprises me.

Are you disappointed?

The word is weak.

Wait, I still came from the other side
in the stream, that's not sport, is it?

Yeah, but hey, it's... Anyway, if I had
told you the truth, you would have liked

it. I don't know, maybe.

Yeah, I know, I've arranged things a
little bit, but I wrote to myself in a

mess.

I start tomorrow, and my teacher told me
that if I train 16 hours a day, in 6

months, I can have a great result.

That's it, that's it.

We'll see you in 6 months when you're
done, and then you'll have time to buy a

new shirt, it'll be better. Oh, but
you're not going to leave.

Well, in the media, it's still my
intention.

Come on, it would be nice, I came to
know.

You're going to leave as a merchant.

Oh, it's always the same, I'm not lucky.

Well, come on, you're nice anyway, and
you look funny.

You see, you could make a little
gesture.

You don't want a medal either.

Come on, it would be nice.

No, a little gesture. But it's good
because it's you and you make me spend

nice evenings on the internet.

Do you see how we're going to train over
there?

Well, you'll see. When you're ready,
you'll call me.

I don't think it's worth explaining to
you.

Well, I don't really know what you can
come up with.

Well, apart from introducing you to
Natacha.

And can I know how you two met?

Internet.

Yeah, completely by chance. She comes
from Moscow.

No, but she can come from wherever she
wants. I don't give a fuck and you can

back with her.

Oh, honey.

There's no more honey now.

And I'd like to know how you met her on
the Internet. We don't even have a

computer at home.

Well, she's at the office where I got in
touch with her. She's the secretary of

one of my customers in Moscow.

And it's been a long time since you've
known her?

Well, you know me since she came to join
me in France.

Perfect. But what are we doing now?

Well, how do you say, what are we doing?

Well, yes, it's you or it's me who's
wrong? Ah, it's me.

I love her now.

I'm happy for you.

And then I go to the Internet.

I don't know if it's a good way to
react.

Yes, yes, you're right. He's certainly
right.

But still, it's not easy.

Look at you, you're a junkie. You're not
like the others.

How are you? Well, I mean, at least with
you, we can talk a little.

Oh, yeah?

You're the only one who talks, right?

Yeah, I know, but it's so rare when you
take the time to talk.

Yeah, don't you take the time?

No, it's not that, but it's nice, the
guy you can talk to.

Of course, I think that if you look
well, you can find others.

What would be good is that you still
keep something to tell.

It's very exciting.

Yeah, excuse me if I'm a little nosy,
but I still feel like we're having a

time. Because when they're dry, you see,
I feel like they're a little wet.

You think so?

Yeah. I think it's because of the rain.

Did you finish your drink?

Let's go.

I would really like you to finish
telling me all this, well installed on a

I have a small room right next door.

I think you've already said too much.

I think you've already told me
everything.

Wow.

um

Bye.

Oh yeah!

What a bastard to do that to you. And he
had the last flu while leaving.

It seemed that he was happy with her.

But where did he meet his girls? He
didn't go, he went to Moscow.

But no, you have to meet on the
internet.

You don't even have internet at home.

They did that during the day at work.
She worked for his clients.

You can see that it works, dating on the
internet.

Stop it, isn't that the right word to
add?

Wait, I'm not here for anything.
Besides, it's you. You keep telling us

really good.

Yes, it's good. You're the one who finds
a guy. It's for sure that when it's

your guy who finds a girl thanks to
that, it's immediately less good.

You don't have to worry about me. You
find everything and anything.

Ah yes, in fact, you didn't tell us
about your sport.

If you could avoid talking about the
subject, it would be fine.

Oh, you don't look like you did as you
wanted.

And you're my best friend?

A little bit, yes.

Maybe even more.

Maybe even more.

And he was nice, wasn't he?

Well, fortunately, he wouldn't have
missed me.

So, girls, what's going on? Are you
laughing at me?

It's Axelle. She told us about her date
last night.

Oh, really? Was she with a sportsman?
So?

So, that's exactly what she was waiting
for.

Well, that's enough now.

I've already told you, girls. There's
only the spirit of the girls. You see

right away who you have to do. There's
no bad surprise.

If the guy likes you and you like him,
it works on its own.

She might be right, girls.

We should try.

Thank you.

We're not going to get beaten up by the
guys anyway.

Let's do a little party at my place
tonight.

Cool! Great!

For me, it's okay.

For me too. Anyway, now I can do what I
want, I have all my time.

Well, that's perfect. And then, like
that, we'll go out a little bit on the

to see if there are any nice guys
hanging around.

Girls, look, I found two of them that
look pretty good.

You see?

They look better than the others. Well,
look.

What are you talking about?

She's the most beautiful girl in the
world.

Well, indeed, we can meet beautiful
people here in Paris.

Say that you're going to be surprised by
this printer.

Well, wait a minute, it's only been five
minutes.

It's crazy.

It's crazy or what?

Do what you want, I'm not going.

No, me neither.

In addition, porn actors, they should be
crazy.

You're really not funny.

Damn, why are they taking this course?

You don't have to call me, I'll find
you.

So, my duckling, what are we going to
do?

No, I don't know.

I don't know what to do.

Well, I don't want to talk to you.

I'm going out for a swim.

Oh, you're going out for a swim.

You know, I don't do that for fun
either.

And then, once, alcohol, it was invented
for girls like you to kiss.

It would have made me look like
Mireille, it would have made me look

I'm not promising to call you a
duckling, but trust me, I'm going to get

you.

Come on.

Thank you.

Amen. Amen.

Amen.

Thank you.

It's a shame you left so early last
night. No, wait, it was still an hour.

but wait, until you left, I met a guy
who was super charming.

But I don't like everything about him.

Still a sportsman?

No, but you're doing it right.

How can you be sure?

He's an athletic champion.

Is he Italian?

Well, yes.

There, you're calm.

Italians are rarely baratineurs.

Hi, how are you girls? Not bad, and you?
We're fine.

I think I'm going to do a little speed
dating. Do you want to come with me to

see how it goes?

I can't, I have a date tonight.

With a Portuguese guy.

How did you guess?

I don't know, my intuition.

Yeah, I'm good at learning your stuff.

Just to see.

Are you coming? No, thank you. It's
really not the kind of party that

me. It's really a shame.

It's a shame, maybe next time. But
there, in addition, there are pranks to

my place.

Hello. Are you Axel?

Yes, but I was waiting for someone.
Well, it's me.

Roberto, I suppose.

How do you know right away that it was
me?

Come here.

And how do you find me?

Well, you told me you were a sportsman.

And that?

Yes, of course, it's very good, but it
doesn't matter.

I know it doesn't matter.

It's the teeth. You don't want to be on
it, my dear.

That's why I'm a little bit surprised.

Arrivederci.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Amen. Amen.

Like that.

You're welcome.

What's happening?

What do you think?

No, nothing.

I was just thinking about my girlfriend
Julia.

Julia... Julia is the one who was
sitting next to us.

Yes, that's right.

You're the one who introduced me to this
place.

I had never been there before.

It's very cool. It's been two or three
times since I've been there.

But it's the first time I'm bringing
someone home.

And by the way, when I look at you, I
tell myself that I might have made you

wait.

You're nice.

So, you're a musician?

Yeah, well...

In a way, yes.

What kind of music do you play?

I play a little bit of everything.

A little bit more than everything, but I
play everything.

Would you like to play a song with your
guitar?

Now? Yes.

I'm not very hot.

Please.

Would you like to have fun? Yes.

So, what will I be able to play for you?

No, I don't know this one. It's a
carrot. This one

is completely

out of tune.

I made a little fart, come here.

So, something like... I don't know... Oh
my God, it's hard to sing.

It's this one that makes me... That's
it, it's this one.

Anyway, I knew you wouldn't like it
because you're making fun of me.

Yes, yes, that's good.

You made fun of me by saying that you
were a musician.

Yeah, but it's your fault too.

Why? Because you told me that you loved
music, that you loved musicians.

And I had to find something to please
you.

You didn't have to lie to me.

It's okay if you're not a musician.

You can have other qualities.

You're a little smart.

Yeah, but how can I tell you? If you
want, in seven or eight minutes, I don't

have time to tell you everything. Don't
try to do it.

So, look, it's even nicer.

At least we have time to get to know
each other.

To get to know each other.

I don't know.

And in addition, if I'm nice, you'll
even teach me how to play pipo.

No. No.

No.

Hmm.

He was really nice.

And he made me laugh so much when he
started playing the guitar.

It was really good.

Next time you go to this kind of party,
don't forget to take me.

Well, you see, it works.

And for you, how did it end?

Fast. How do you mean fast?

Yes, the guy is good, but he goes fast,
so sometimes I go a little too fast.

Yeah, that's true.

But it was good anyway.

Yeah, good, but too short.

And yes, we can't fall on big boats.

At least I was looking for athletes.

Hey, by the way, and you with your
champion?

It was nice.

Oh, you, so you don't tell us more than
that, it's that he shouldn't honestly be

at your taste.

Yes, yes.

Well, he must have been at my taste, but
when I was not born.

Why, was it an old man?

An old man, no, but a sportsman, that,
yes.

And you, this little TV evening, how did
it go?

Well, in fact, I stayed here.

To work?

But no, I'm not connected on the
internet. Besides, I met a charming boy

just arrived in Paris and he still
doesn't know anyone.

Ah, well, you see, you're also stupid.

Of course, only fools don't change their
mind, that's what I've always said.

But you must meet him.

Wait, he must already contact me this
morning before 10 o 'clock. You know, I

have all my time and I don't want to
rush things to fall on anything.

Well, miss, you haven't been chatting
all morning, have you?

Thank you, ma 'am. What would you like?
If you could come and pick up my car,

which has been in the rain for a long
time, it's really very nice.

I'm really doing a crazy job today and
it would really do me good.

Thank you, ma 'am.

I'll be right back.

Take your time.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, yeah.

But wait,

you don't think we can do that? You
know, now I really think everything is

possible. Maybe, but in any case, I
swear it's not me. Me neither.

That's right, it's no one.

It's the boss' fault, you know.

But wait, we just swear it wasn't us.

And wait, honey, if you want to start
chatting on the net, you'll have to get

used to falling on everything and
anything.

And your boyfriend, if he's in contact
with so many girls, he doesn't even know

who he spent the night with.

Yes, and you got trapped by the speech
of the nice guy who goes to Paris and

doesn't know anyone.

It's really all alone.

Well, you see, you're starting to learn
your mind a little bit. Hey, girls, it

doesn't look like we're having fun
telling bullshit to the guys.

If you want. Wait, for you, it won't be
the first time. It won't be the first

time.

Hmm,

this one looks really big.

You're confusing me, what are we doing?

Come on, tell him it's good for this
roof. Anyway, we don't care, we're going

have fun with this guy.

You're confusing me.

Okay, I'm going to tell him to come back
with a number of chips. What for?

Well, so we can get him back.

And then we'll be sure that it's him.

How do you do to have such ideas?

Don't worry, she's an expert. You'll
see, she's efficient.

Hey, are you coming with us?

No, I think you're completely stupid.

A date with a non -sexual friend?

If you're going to do something, you'll
have to look for it.

Wow, you're so annoying.

Do you understand why your boyfriend
left?

Leave her alone, I have to save her.

How do you know that?

It's not true.

It is.

You didn't say anything to anyone, I
hope.

For now, no.

What do you mean, for now?

We didn't know it was you who brought it
to us.

It's funny, isn't it? I think it's going
to help everyone tomorrow morning in

the coffee machine.

No, no, no, you don't have to say
anything. My wife, she knows, she kills

It's going to be hard not to say
anything.

It's still huge.

Come on, be nice.

Not a word and I double your salary.

Ah, there, actually, it's not the same.

There's still a problem.

What problem?

Minda. She was with us.

But she couldn't come.

Tomorrow morning, she's going to
question us. We're going to have to tell

the whole truth.

Especially since Max left her, she's
sad.

So as soon as we can make her laugh,
we'll take advantage of it.

Well, to make her laugh, all we have to
do is tell her that she's adopted, open

her eyes, and that's it.

You're so nice.

When you want to abuse her, can I take
your hairband? I don't have much left.

Yes, yes, well, that'll be all.

Oh, you're so nice.

Thank you very much.

I hope that we will be able to do that.

oh

um um

So, how was it?

It was great.

You're not going to stay like this, are
you? Maybe, I don't know.

Anyway, it's all your fault. What do you
mean?

Yes, you initiated me to the Internet.

Wait, we didn't tell you to go on
Gouine's website, did we? Anyway, she

nice, and I don't regret anything.

We didn't tell you to regret it, but get
a grip on yourself. You're going to end

up finding it with good.

Yeah. Anyway, I'm fed up.

Tonight, we're having a party between
girls, on the Internet, as we like.

And we said between girls, that's all,
no quiproquo.

Don't be silly.

We're going to pick you up at 8 p .m.

Bye. Bye.

Do you often have sex on the internet?
Well, every night, I have nothing else

do. Did you make friends?

Well, I met a girl two days ago on the
internet.

I saw her the next day, and then, no
one.

She had disappeared.

And she was a little weird.

She told me that she was blonde, and
when I saw her for the first time, she

brown. I don't see the point in telling
bullshit like that.

You're right, it's really weird.

Anyway, the problem on the internet is
that there are always people who tell

anything.

What kind of friends do you have?

How did you meet them?

On a chat.

They were looking for girls, and it
happened to be me too. We said sorry,

together, and I found them a friend.

I told them, come to the house, come and
have a drink, as you want.

Apparently, they have a super cool job.

It should be fun.

What do they do?

I don't know, they do cinema, video, I
didn't understand very well.

That's it.

Good evening.

Sit down.

Good evening.

Nina.

Nice to meet you, Philippe. Axel.

And Mélissa. Good evening,

Richard.

No, no.

This guy doesn't know, but I was
expecting something else.

Well, I see that the meetings on the
Internet are progressing.

Relax, my treasure.

I have a lot of experience and a great
openness of mind.

Yes, yes, I don't doubt that, but...
There's nothing at all.

We're going to drink another glass, both
of us.

You're going to do your best, and with
my talent, everything will be fine.

Yes, yes, I'm not completely convinced.

Relax, look.

You're already...

Yes, it was a bit normal too.

Thank you.

different.