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que j 'ai encore une journée qui commence avec tous ces

bouffons enfin mes super copains et super copines bien sûr

Mmm.

Did you get us something?

You know what?

No, I'm really sorry, my dear. I'm really sorry. I can't help you at all

your moving.

The language I'm talking to you in, I'm in Mexico.

I'm on vacation.

Hello, Milani. Good to see you.

Wow, I love your new haircut.

Did you eat my cake this morning?

I didn't leave any, but you absolutely have to give me the recipe.

I'm still on my way to the phone.

He will definitely talk to you.

Tell him that I haven't arrived yet and that I'll call him back.

Wow, I can't wait to see you guys. Thank you.

Oh, excuse me, I didn't see you. I'm just looking for a file.

You're not saying anything, right?

Don't worry.

I don't understand.

It's not a problem. It's not a problem.

He's not here.

I'll leave you.

Au revoir.

oh oh

Hmm.

I'm going out to the doctor, I really don't feel well.

And Mr.

McDonnell would like to see you.

Ah, Mr. McDonnell, I'm on vacation.

That sounds a bit compromised.

Loanne, Mr.

McDonnell has come to tell us a very good news.

He's giving us his advertising budget and it's you who are going to take care

it. Oh, with pleasure.

You will have to overcome yourself on this project.

Finally, she will not have any trouble inventing the merits of this high -end

product. Our mascara is the best on the market.

All tests prove it.

Ah, I am already convinced.

Besides, I only use your products.

So I'm counting on you. You put your return to vacation there.

Hello?

Hey Chouchou, how's it going my love?

Very well, and you my love?

Same, and the day is starting very well. I just got out of BG Magdan, so I'm

super happy.

Great my love, tell me you love me.

I love you Sébastien.

Only me?

Only you my love. Oh wait a second, I have a double paille.

Oh my love, it's you, how are you my love?

I'm great, especially when I'm on the phone.

You're so cute.

So, see you tonight?

Ah, ce soir c 'est impossible, je viens de décrocher le budget Magdan et je suis

obligée d 'aller dîner avec son équipe. Bravo mon bébé ! Justement, je suis en

double appel avec lui, je dois te laisser.

Si tu m 'aimes, pas de problème.

Mais évidemment que je t 'aime mon loulou. Bon allez, je te quitte.

Bisous maman ! Excuse -moi chouchou, c 'était monsieur Magdan.

Il n 'y a pas de mal.

On se voit ce soir mon bébé ? Ce soir ?

Mr. Magdalene was just telling me that I had to imperatively dine with him and

all his family so that he could explain to me their commercial strategy.

Oh, I bought us sushi for a lover's dinner.

Too bad.

Oh, sushi, I love that. But look, we'll do that very soon, okay?

But you know, work is work.

It doesn't amuse me.

It doesn't amuse me.

I could make them believe anything.

Fortunately, there is not only men's work in life!

Oh.

Oh.

Leaving now, I should arrive right at the end of the shoot. It's perfect!

I'm going to join this bitch Rita and this little ass director.

Specialist in toilet paper.

But whatever, he thinks he's talented.

With his facial expressions. Come on, darling, glamour, glamour. Yes, darling,

glamour, glamour.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

You're beautiful, you're beautiful.

What a love!

Let me make a beautiful close -up. Go ahead, go ahead.

Yes, that's good.

Magnificent.

Come on, let's take a picture.

Come on.

I love it.

Come on, let's take a picture.

Let's take a picture.

I was waiting for you earlier.

Yes, I know. I tried to do it as fast as possible.

But it's okay, you're happy with your work.

Franchement, on a suré grave.

Je remercie encore.

Mais tu sais, j 'ai vraiment insisté pour que tu sois sur ce coup -là.

Ah, en fait, j 'ai visionné la cassette de ta dernière création pour le papier

génie tropique. Et franchement, c 'était génial.

Génial, ça alors ! C 'est pas l 'avis du client, ça a été refusé.

Ah, mais ça, c 'est parce que t 'es trop avant -gardiste, mon grand.

C 'est pas grave, c 'est pas grave. Dis -moi, tu la connais un petit peu, la

petite ? Quoi, Rita Paltoyano ? Tu rigoles ? C 'est le dernier top à la

Mais je connais, c 'est mon métier. Mais je veux dire, tu crois que je peux la

baiser ? L 'intouchable !

Toi, tu veux baiser l 'intouchable ? Mais tu rigoles ou quoi ? Allez, arrête

rêver.

Ugh.

Don't lie!

I hate lies!

And I need your voice!

Poor Mélanie, she's on leave.

You don't work on weekends, that's ridiculous.

Who's going to serve my coffee, put away my files and answer the phone?

But it's you, Mélanie, an assistant.

It doesn't take long.

Oh, my gosh.

One. Two.

Three.

Amen.

So good.

oh um

um

Oh.

Thank you.

T 'as pas l 'air d 'être heureuse.

Pourtant, tout à l 'heure, t 'avais l 'air de t 'éclater.

Et tu sais, David, il est venu spécialement pour toi.

Je peux me barrer, si tu veux. Non, c 'est pas ça.

J 'ai des petits problèmes au boulot.

Encore cette Loanne ? Oui, Loanne.

C 'est pas toi qui te la coltines à longueur de journée. Je la supporte

J 'en ai marre de confesser mensonges.

A tout prix, je trouve une solution.

Moi, je la connais, ta solution.

Du moment que tu viens de baiser ma femme de temps en temps... C 'est quoi,

solution ? Alors, vous comprenez que je ne peux plus la supporter.

C 'est pour ça qu 'on m 'a conseillé de venir vous voir, mais... Franchement, je

ne vois pas ce que vous pouvez faire.

Voir, c 'est justement mon métier.

Alors maintenant, laissez -moi faire.

Voilà la solution.

Faites -la lui boire et vous m 'en direz des nouvelles.

Je vous assure, notre agence est la meilleure pour mouvoir votre produit.

Confiez -moi votre budget, plus personne ne pourra se passer de votre boîte à

dents.

Ah oui, je sais.

Oui.

To your toothbrush, the future is today.

Oh, Pupus, my sushi are rotting in my fridge. What are you doing for lunch?

Nothing special.

I'm totally available.

Great, my love.

I'm going to pick you up around noon and I'll take you to a beautiful place

where we'll both be quiet for a picnic.

Yeah, yeah, picnic.

It's mostly a picnic that you want.

You read my thoughts, baby. You let go.

But we'll eat the sushi first. It'll avoid throwing them away.

Au fait, j 'ai pas pris les sushis, ils étaient pourris.

Eh bien, ça tombe bien parce que je déteste ça.

Pardon ? Tu me saoulais tellement avec tes sushis que j 'ai jamais osé te l

'avouer. Je trouve ça dégueulasse.

Mais attends, ta mère est asiatique, tu devrais aimer ça.

Et alors ? Ta mère, elle est bien prof, c 'est pas pour ça que t 'es

intelligente, toi.

Ah ouais, pas bête.

En tout cas, on n 'est pas bien là, tous les deux, amoureux, on est seuls.

Et tes imitations à deux balles, là, j 'en peux plus.

Mais ça va, j 'essaye de mettre un peu d 'humour, un peu d 'ambiance, quoi.

Wake up!

You don't understand anything! Don't you want me to come with you for your

money? Oh, my baby is tired.

He's talking nonsense.

It's the McDonald's project that puts you in this state.

Come on, I'm going to take care of you. It's going to relax you.

In

fact,

didn't you want to put a little atmosphere?

Ah, on y revient.

Tu veux une autre imitation ? Non, non, mais vite -dans, je vais vous mettre de

la crème maintenant. Ah non, pas ça, pas ça, pas ça, je veux pas ça. Après, je

vais vous masser comme ça. Tu veux pas l 'utiliser, Rocco, plutôt ? Rocco ?

So how do you find my recreation imitation?

You can do better.

Go on, defend yourself.

La couleur de mon peignoir est violet.

La couleur de mon peignoir est violet.

Alors c 'est ça. Je ne pourrai plus jamais mentir. Si c 'est le cas, je suis

foutue, moi.

Je m 'en sors toujours en mentant. Je m 'en suis toujours sortie comme ça.

Il faut que je me change les idées. Il faut que je me détende.

Can I put you in your place?

Well then, be careful.

You put your two like that.

You raise your head up.

Especially, you spread your legs like that, very gently.

What's wrong? Do you want to hit me like that?

Well, why not?

Come on, get out of here.

Asshole. I know I'm an asshole, but today I don't want to. But don't worry,

there's a bandage, you just have to pay, okay?

Okay, okay, I'll go. Okay, bye.

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Ah. Ah.

Oh,

oh, oh.

I don't know.

In reality, I wasn't even present on the shoot.

I have no idea what will be presented to Magdan.

And I can't even lie to get out of it.

Are we going to get fired?

Ah, hello.

Loan. We couldn't see you, we were just going to see the McDonald's pub and I

hope you found it.

Oh, I don't know, I wasn't there. Well, I found it because they used the toilet.

Oh, let's see.

You're going to pay me for that, little girl.

I'm sorry, I can't lie anymore. His mascara is bad.

Without cheating, we couldn't have done a good commercial.

My mascara is ready.

Je l 'ai toujours sur moi.

Le voilà.

Car mes yeux, c 'est ce que j 'ai de plus beau.

Et mon mascara, mes cils, plus longs. Ils n 'en finissent pas.

Regardez.

Et voilà.

Je suis prête pour une journée pleine de rencontres.

C 'est ce que je craignais. Ce serait une bonne piste si on était en 1970.

Oui, nous sommes en 2003.

That's for sure.

Yes, but 200 ,000 euros without passing. But as usual, in the boss's pocket.

I do not allow you.

Listen, you have to pay the director, the model, the studio.

And your villa on the Côte d 'Azur.

Good ticket.

You are fired.

Yes, you too, you are fired.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

You're going to have to be my lawyer. That's how it's going to be.

I promise I'll pay you.

200 ,000 euros, I paid for that? We'll find an agreement.

Thank you.

No!

hmm

Oh

I love you.

Oh, my God.

I love you.

Oh, yeah.

Mais dans quel pétrin je me suis fourrée.

Qu 'est -ce que c 'est que ce cauchemar ? Je suis en train de tout perdre.

Moi qui croyais qu 'il fallait avoir du talent pour mentir.

Ben il en faut encore plus pour dire la vérité.

Je ne suis pas sortie de l 'auberge.

Et Yannick que je dois voir ce soir ? Qu 'est -ce qui va encore me tomber dessus

?

Après tous ces mensonges, il ne croira plus en mes sentiments.

Et pourtant, qu 'est -ce que je l 'aime.

A tantôt avoir une belle surprise, Yannick. J 'arrive.

Ah.

Mmm.

Oh.

What are you doing here? You're just a jerk, you're just a scumbag, you lied to

me! Because you have a white voice, maybe.

Well, I don't know by what miracle, but yes, I became one.

You're right to say miracle.

In any case, I'm in love, but I'm not crazy anymore.

And in addition, I have disdainful circumstances. Ah yes? And what, for

You know very well that I like everything that is Asian.

A bit like you, by the way.

Come on, come on.

Forget the pasta, finish the lies.

Does that seem feasible to you?

So, now...

It doesn't seem too complicated.

Awesome.

Mmm.

Toutes les vérités ne sont pas bonnes à dire. Mais maintenant, il faudra bien

que je fasse avec.