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It's been a month since we've known each other. She absolutely wanted to pass in

front of Mr. Le Maire.

Now that it's done, you'll see what you'll see.

oh oh oh

Me.

The plane will be ready in 5 hours.

But you have a small mine, boss.

It can be seen that you are late.

Between us, is it worth waiting?

Hey, it's my wife you're talking about.

A night of ours, it's not a story.

It's private.

Go, to work.

Too bad, I didn't see the pictures.

Bonjour, Loanne. Bonjour.

Félicitations, Monsieur Scotty. Il paraît que le mariage était génial.

J 'ai quelques papiers à vous faire signer. Allons dans votre bureau.

Tes papiers, Toine, je les paye.

Alors, c 'est dur.

Quoi? De se marier. Ça fait pas longtemps que je travaille ici et j 'ai

plein de choses sur vous et les femmes.

Oui, mais c 'est l 'histoire ancienne. Aujourd 'hui, il y a une Madame Scotty

c 'est bien fini.

Voilà. OK.

Wait, let me help you.

Sorry,

I can't anymore, I'm married.

I don't know why I'm wearing this shirt

Oh, honey, it's me.

But the baby, or quickly?

I can't, I can't. My hair is stuck on the table.

It's white.

You know what, my love?

I'm finally ready to put the covers back on.

Great. I'll finish with the paper and I'll join you in a handful of seconds.

Got it.

I love you.

You're lovely.

I love you too.

Nina,

wait! Honey, please!

Otherwise, she looked rather nice.

Ma cliente demande la moitié de tout ce que votre client possède.

Mais c 'est totalement insensé. Pour une seule journée ? Pour 15 heures

exactement. 15 petites heures.

Mais c 'est totalement ridicule.

Non. Totalement traumatisant. Vous ne pouvez pas comprendre.

Pour nous, les femmes, le mariage n 'est pas l 'aventure d 'un soir.

Et puis ma cliente a des principes. Elle ne s 'est offerte à lui qu 'après un

mariage en bonne et due forme. Pour s 'apercevoir 15 heures plus tard que le

sexe de monsieur était baladeur.

C 'est une situation très humiliante et très traumatisante pour une lady.

Maintenant, si vous préférez confier le dossier à la justice plutôt qu 'une

solution à la miale, ça n 'est pas un problème.

Les médias s 'en feront les échos, et je pense que M.

Scotti n 'a pas du tout besoin de ça.

C 'est vrai que c 'est pas terrible pour les affaires.

Bon, allez, donnez -lui ce qu 'elle veut et finissons -en.

Comme vous voulez.

Faisons les papiers.

En tout cas, merci beaucoup, Maître Laurenti. De rien. Vous voulez gérer

? Oui, bien sûr.

Merci beaucoup.

Au revoir.

À nous!

Quel talent!

J 'ai été géniale!

Quel talent!

Mais c 'est à moi qu 'il en a fallu du talent pour refaire bande des messieurs

après que tu te sois occupée de son cas.

J 'ai été grandiose.

Un peu comme son sexe. Mais le faire m 'épouser au bout d 'un mois, je

j 'ai été géniale.

Dommage que tu sois arrivée aussi vite. Tu as dû te régaler.

Patienter un mois, ça n 'a pas été simple.

Ne te plains pas.

Au final, il t 'a fait la totale.

Alors que moi, je n 'ai le droit qu 'à une mise en bouche.

Trêve de bavardage.

Appelle Estelle.

Hello Estelle, operation completed.

Mais ça n 'a pas été trop difficile.

Disons qu 'au demeurant, il est plutôt charmant et au niveau de la bagatelle,

est plutôt bien équipé.

Charmant ? Un vrai salopard, oui. Il m 'a vraiment jeté comme une vieille

chaussette. Enfin, aujourd 'hui, tu es vengée et ton honneur est sauf.

Merci, les filles.

Ciao.

Et si on allait fêter ça ? Ok.

De toute façon, il faut qu 'on parle.

Je vais me régaler.

No,

but I dream of being treated as an old woman by my best friend at 25.

But no, but no, let's see, I think of us, our life, our future.

No, but tell me, who cracked Scotty when he was just about to marry you? And

then, look at me, it's you.

You're not going to kick my ass again. Everyone knows they're irresistible.

Just like my breasts, by the way.

Your breasts? They're not even yours.

She made them redo them.

I have an idea.

Let's play a game. You see if you can't.

The first to succeed in getting a drink will win.

She will decide our fate.

Quelle chaleur!

Comme vous dites.

Bonjour, je m 'appelle Yohann. Vous aurez du feu, s 'il vous plaît?

Enchanté, bien sûr.

Excusez -moi, je crois que j 'ai quelque chose coincé dans le nez. Vous ne l

'avez pas regardé?

Apportez -lui un verre, s 'il vous plaît.

Oui,

mais chez vous, alors.

Proutille. Mais venez avec nous, ma chère. Plus on est fou, plus on rit.

Why not?

Did you think it was just a drink?

Your husband left me on my hunger. All your fault, by the way. And then you

know, it's been a long time since we've had fun together.

It's super nice to have me in your limousine. You know, I have all your

I go to all your concerts, I'm really a fan.

You're really my idol.

Me too, I'm really a fan.

What do you want?

Thank you.

But wait, what are you doing there?

There's the driver anyway.

Titi!

But he's used to it.

He wants a lot of gonzesses.

With Titi.

Oh, that car, it's a challenge of gonzesses.

Mm.

Oh, boy.

Aww.

Are you serious now? Are you going to put it in my ass or what?

I'm disappointed, I missed the final again.

Wait, I'm coming.

Hello my darling, it's Melissa.

Listen, I really absolutely need you.

What's happening to you again?

Do you know the centaur? This amulet rocker, this minabler.

Don't tell me you expected anything from this guy.

Certainly not that he throws me out of his limousine like a dirty man after

blowing my ass off.

Okay, before you get fucked, do you have time to know some of his habits?

Oh yes.

Good evening. Good evening.

May I help you?

I'd rather burn in the cellar.

Yes, indeed, it's an idea.

But don't you want to come with me?

Because, frankly, I play with plastic.

Ah, that's a very good idea.

Come on, we're used to it here.

Loan, I finally found you. Please, listen to me.

No one has made me so disappointed as you.

I understood one thing, you're the one I didn't like, especially not this ex

-woman lady.

So I beg you, I'm at your knees, marry me.

Hey, thank you for the look!

Nina? No, but I love her!

I understand everything now.

You manipulated me, you plotted everything.

You're just sexual traitors, and this guy must surely be your new victim.

Ah, I'm not a guy, I'm the centaur, the super centaur. You, you fucker!

First I find you with the woman I love.

As for you girls, you have a hell of a lot of balls in your strings.

Well, I'm going to go back to my room and say goodbye to the company.

That's it, get your balls and get out of here.

As for you girls, you're going to follow me.

Otherwise, I will follow the advice of your lawyer and I will confer the file

justice.

We'll see how the two ladies you are will be perceived.

You will rot in a sordid prison in Burgundy.

Ooh.

So, heartbreakers, I'm waiting for explanations.

But what do you want us to tell you? You've already understood everything,

haven't you?

And you think we're going to stay there?

But no, don't worry, we're going to do everything we have to.

We're going to have to stick the pieces back together. Stick the pieces back

together!

But what do you think?

That men are insensitive, unable to fall in love?

Especially unable to resist a woman who suffers.

That's clear.

We shouldn't forget that you almost kissed my best friend when we were

my dear.

No need to add to that.

You won't be able to make me feel guilty anymore.

We're not trying to make you feel guilty.

We're just trying to make you understand that no one was in this room.

We all have something to blame.

Too simple to trap the guys.

I'm not coming back. I came across two religious women who were convinced that

men only think with their dicks.

Come on, let's go!

You can do it!

Come on, let's go!

Ah bah bravo! Je comprends pourquoi tu se retards dans ton travail.

Patron, qu 'est -ce que vous faites là?

Loanne? Madame Scotty?

Ex -Madame Scotty. Mais tu vas voir qu 'on est resté en très très bon terme.

Thank you.

The boss is nice.

Go back to work.

Yes, boss.

Well, I promise you that men are more carried on the bagatelle. But still,

you're going a little far.

Can you imagine the amount of carnage on Timoto that you must have caused?

The number of broken couples? You really take me for a con, huh?

I go to a seminar for two days, and here, two rest creatures throw

you. You really think you're in a porn movie, huh?

Listen, honey, I promise you, I barely have time to finish my drink, and hop.

But in addition, it was very medium, you know.

I would gladly pass your comments.

Ah, not even less, my dear. Yeah.

At least you do well to me.

But you missed me, you know.

How long have I missed you?

I don't know.

Since the time you left.

That's what I love. It's a good dessert.

Oh, my dear, it's good.

It's perfect.

Ah, it's good.

So, I missed you.

I missed you.

So, I still call you, my love?

Always, my dear. You missed me all day long.

I really hope I missed you.

Do you know what I want?

No. I want to stay like this in front of you.

Do you like it?

That's what I've been doing for two days.

I caressed myself all by myself.

Think about you.

You're a bit of a pain in the ass, aren't you? No, of course not. Look,

I still like it.

I like your thick hair.

Do you like it, Tito?

Look.

Do you like it?

Yes.

When you take the fort, you have energy.

Slowly, my love.

You have a day to eat.

Slowly, don't let go.

Wow, you're so beautiful.

That's why I like to go back home.

Oh my God.

You're my cat.

Come on, do me a favor, I can do it.

Ah,

it's good.

Ah, it's beautiful.

Ah,

I would like to go to bed.

Oh,

ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

I have to

find

them. It feels good.

It feels good.

You know what, honey?

I'm going to take your cat away.

I feel like it's even better.

I love that.

You're beating me too hard.

I feel like I'm going to have a hot bath later.

You're going to have a hot bath later.

You're going to have a hot bath later.

Oh, I'm going to sleep.

I'm going to sleep.

If I'm going to sleep, I'm going to go.

My darling.

Yes.

Oh, come on.

Oh, pig.

I love you, my darling.

Me too.

What's that?

Yes?

You're forgiven this time.

Don't start again.

C 'est vrai qu 'on a brisé des cœurs, mais on a surtout fait prendre qu 'on

était bien plus fort que le sexe. C 'est vrai qu 'un coup de cœur, finalement, c

'est bien mieux qu 'un coup de queue.

Ouais, bon.

Et qu 'est -ce qu 'on fait maintenant ? On peut se concerter toutes les deux ?

Ouais.

Tu sais, finalement, je crois que tu as raison.

Et si on s 'occupait de nos affaires dorénavant ? Hum, ouais.

C 'est à ton tour maintenant de te mettre au service d 'un goujard qui ne

pensera qu 'à te tromper.

Sauf si on a déjà donné une bonne leçon au goujard en question.

Toi. Tu m 'étonneras toujours.

En même temps, si je garde ma part... Bon, chérie,

ta proposition de mariage tient toujours ? Je ne suis pas contre.

Si tu ne me fais pas patienter jusqu 'à la cérémonie en jouant les jeunes

vierges effarouchées. Parce que ce coup -ci, je ne marche pas.

Tu acceptes d 'être mon témoin ?

Oh.

Excusez -moi, je viens pour l 'annonce. Vous cherchez une secrétaire?

No, it's okay, we've already done it.

Now I'm a married man and I love my wife. Get out of my office.

Are you sure? I didn't even give you my CV.

Women, it's hard to resist.