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What do I do now that
my book has failed?
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Who am I if not a literary genius?
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Louis has his restaurant.
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Evan and Emery are model students.
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Oh, even Eddie is on
track to go to college.
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But here I am... rudderless.
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Mm-hmm. Uh, Mrs. Huang, again,
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I am a school counselor for students,
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students like your son Evan,
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who happens to come here for therapy.
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What does he have to do with this?
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It is a conflict of interest for me.
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I'm pretty sure the way it works is,
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I tell you my problems,
not the other way around.
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Okay. Uh...
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you're putting a lot of
pressure on yourself.
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Your next move will come.
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Maybe take a break and focus
on your family for a while?
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You're right.
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Addressing their potential failures
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will help me forget mine
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and lead to my next great success.
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- That is not at all what I s...
- Thank you, Mr. Tim.
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You surprised me today.
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Heaven help whoever
she latches onto first.
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Do I still have time
to talk about my dog?
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If you use the term "Let me borrow... "
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"Montel" and Mentos...
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Fresh talk, fresh breath.
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And a friend who's a good
friend might say, "Well... "
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Hi, Louis. I feel like
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you're falling behind on some things.
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Uh-oh, like what?
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The lawn, for starters.
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I literally mowed it yesterday.
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And fertilized. It's thriving.
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Well, Cattleman's is a mess.
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How do you figure that? We just posted
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another month of profits.
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We might even be able to
stop charging for bread.
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... advice to borrowers...
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Well, you've let yourself go!
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Alright, no idea what that means.
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It means this belly-shelf
of yours troubles me.
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This has been nice.
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Thanks for letting me stop by, Honey.
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Little intense at my place.
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Hi, Maria.
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Can you wave to godfather Louis?
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Eh?
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No? Okay.
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What an angel.
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- Marvin at work?
- Yep.
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"Molar Mondays," as he's
been calling them...
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often.
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Can I get you anything?
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A snack? Drink?
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I wish I could, but it's
been brought to my attention
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by the love of my life
that I've chunked out.
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I totally get it.
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I haven't been able to lose
the last of my baby weight,
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no matter how hard I try.
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How did Jessica deal with all this?
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Well, she defied every
law of human physics
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and snapped back to Peak
Jessica almost instantly.
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- She truly is a unicorn.
- Hm.
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A unicorn with a sharp
horn and lots of thoughts.
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My three-month checkup is this week,
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and I am dreading
stepping on that scale.
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Those results go on my permanent record.
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What we both need
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is someone who could help get
us on a fitness routine.
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Hey, we should be workout buddies.
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There's this new Step Aerobics class...
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I love it. I'm in. I heard
it's an amazing workout,
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especially for people like
us who live in ranch houses
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and don't often experience the
fat-burning power of stairs.
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Mrs. Norwall's gotta be the
worst English teacher ever.
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This reading syllabus of hers... awful.
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I can't handle any more of
these "Canterbury Tales," man.
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All my dreams take place
on horseback now.
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Sometimes I'm the horse.
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24 stories, 17,000 lines,
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all in Middle English. It's too much.
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Oh. What's Principal Mathis doing here?
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Hello, students.
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Mrs. Norwall won't be coming in today.
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In fact, she will be
out for quite a while.
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Did she bore herself to death
with her own reading list?
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- She shattered her collarbone.
- Oh.
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Apparently, her flag football league
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plays for keeps near the goal line.
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Anyway, I wanted to introduce
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your new substitute teacher, Mr. Grant.
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This is awesome! Subs are the best.
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- All they do is show movies.
- Perfect timing
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'cause my mom just got us
banned from Blockbuster again.
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Everybody, listen up!
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Let's get something out
of the way right now.
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There will be no screwing
around in here whatsoever...
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no movies, no naps, no
staring out the window
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wishing you were running
through a field of barley.
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This is a school.
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And while I'm your teacher,
you are going to learn.
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This is all very terrible.
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So, everyone, please
take out your syllabus.
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That's right.
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And throw it in the trash.
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Now get out of your chairs
and follow me outside
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because today the world
is our classroom.
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Whoo!
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You think Mom saw us sneak in here?
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I hope not. Without a
job to keep her busy,
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- she's on us like a hawk.
- Mm.
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What are you two doing here?
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It looks like loitering...
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... which is bad.
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We were, uh, just about to...
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refurbish Grandma's nightstand.
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Is your homework done?
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Our homework's always done.
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Perfect answer, Evan.
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Carry on.
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"Refurbish Grandma's nightstand"?
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Why would you say that?
We're not woodworkers.
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I panicked. But don't worry.
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It's not like we actually have to do it.
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Morning, Grandma.
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Let's get this over with.
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Ah! I got a splinter.
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Grab some tweezers and pull it out.
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No way. I can't operate on myself.
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Fine. I'll do it.
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Uh, I don't know.
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Emery, I'm a future doctor-president,
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so I'm gonna pull out that splinter.
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And then 30 years from now,
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I'll pardon you for ever doubting me.
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I mean, I can see why
this class is so popular.
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Everybody here is shredded.
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One might say this is our first
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big step in the right direction.
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Are you ready to push your bodies
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to the max?!
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Let's step!
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March it out!
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Right foot! Touch!
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Step! Touch!
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Heel... digs... right... here.
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Corner knee, single lunge!
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Let's go now. Boom, boom, straddle.
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Knees up! Knees up!
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I'm... fading.
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What is this place?!
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I think I'm gonna vomit. We need to go.
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Hey, there's no quitting in Step!
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- We're sorry!
- Go to hell!
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So, Jenny, I was going
over the phone bill.
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Whoa. Where are you rushing off to?
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To write my English essay.
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I've never seen you get home
and rush to do schoolwork.
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I got a new substitute teacher today,
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and I want to impress him.
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Substitutes.
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As if three months off isn't
enough vacation already.
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He says if it's not clear you
care about your subject,
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we have to write another one.
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Homework and consequences?
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Mr. Grant is the first teacher
who actually inspires me.
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Wow!
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Okay, well, what "Canterbury Tale"
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did he assign you? The
one with the knight?
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The British are always ramrodding
knights into everything.
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That's the best part!
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Mr. Grant lets us choose
our own essay topics.
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- I'm doing mine on cereal.
- Cereal?
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What about your syllabus?
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Mr. Grant had us throw those away.
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You can quit pretending
to be asleep, Jenny.
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Your calls to the Nintendo Hotline
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are no longer my concern.
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Excuse me, modern janitor.
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Have you seen Mr. Grant?
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Hi. I'm Mr. Grant.
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Oh. Oh, my mistake.
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I-I didn't expect, uh...
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Ha ha. I'm Eddie's mother.
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- Oh.
- I know... "so young."
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He's one of your students
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who you're allowing to slack off.
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I'm sorry, but I-I don't understand.
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I know what you're up to.
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All you teachers are the same.
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You want the least amount of work
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for the most amount of pay.
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Letting the students
decide their essay topics?
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You're gonna let them grade them, too?
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Oh, no grades on the first draft.
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No grades?
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Not until they get a
sense of what I expect.
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Well, I expect my son's
curriculum to be taken seriously.
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That syllabus is preparing him
for his college-entry exams.
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Mrs. Huang, I can assure you
Eddie is learning a lot.
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You're more than welcome to stay
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and absorb what we do in here.
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I see your bluff...
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and I call.
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Uh, usually observers sit in the back.
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Okay.
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Mom? What are you doing here?
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I'm "absorbing."
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Curveballs are a part of life, Eddie.
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The sooner you learn to adjust to them,
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the better off you'll be.
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Speaking of which... curveball!
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Lights out today.
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"But, Mr. Grant,
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oh, how are we supposed to
read and write in the dark?"
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By using the original pen and paper...
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your imagination.
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Nope!
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And the curveballs continue.
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Louis,
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I think I found our next fitness class.
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Good,
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because that Step class
straight-up ruined me.
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- Ugh.
- It's been a full day,
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and I'm still dehydrated.
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Yeah.
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Check this out.
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It's a workout designed
specifically for new parents.
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Honey, this is great.
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- Hmm.
- _
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Not a lot of men in this photo.
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Yes, about that... it's mostly moms.
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It's... Mm, it's all moms,
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but I see no reason you can't come.
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I have always seen myself
as a bit of a trailblazer.
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I don't wear socks to work.
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- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.
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So, then he cuts the lights
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and starts telling stories in the dark.
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What's next? Earplugs in music class?
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You started a petition last
year to cut our music program.
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And now I am asking you
to cut Mr. Grant.
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Kick that bum to the curb.
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Mrs. Huang...
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normally when I walk
by a sub's classroom,
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I hear one of two things...
screaming or snoring.
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His students are actually
paying attention.
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He is not going anywhere
until Mrs. Norwall returns.
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Come on, Norwall!
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I'm a concerned parent, and
you're needed at school!
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You've been knocking for so long.
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We need you back at school
teaching your syllabus.
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Your replacement isn't getting it done.
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I have physical therapy twice a day,
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and when I cough, I cry from pain.
267
00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:07,620
Well, some people say work
is the best medicine.
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Fine. I'll need a copy of your syllabus.
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Printer's running low.
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I'd have to drive to
the store for toner.
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Thank you.
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Extraction time.
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I need you to practice.
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You can't be serious.
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Once you break the skin,
there's no turning back.
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You're a difficult patient.
You know that?
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Come on.
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You just basically lacerated my kidney.
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Give me those.
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There. I got it.
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Oh, really?
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Did you know this thing
is also a lie detector?
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How's Evan's old stroller feel, Louis?
284
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You getting that muscle memory back?
285
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Feels good.
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And thanks for agreeing to
stop at the grocery store.
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This healthy cargo will
help trim my waistline
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from both the outside and inside.
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Hey, everyone!
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Thank you so much for
welcoming us to your group.
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I'm Honey, and this is
my daughter, Maria.
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- Aww!
- Aww!
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I'm Louis, the godfather,
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and this is my produce.
295
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I am so excited to be here
and make this hour count.
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God knows if I don't get Maria back home
297
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in time for her nap...
298
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- Oh. Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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Are we gonna get started soon?
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I really want to get
a sweat going today.
301
00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:31,000
Of course!
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We just need to sing
"The Hello Song" first.
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It's a little tune to make sure
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that everyone feels welcome and safe.
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Ladies, time to sing "Hello"!
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♪ Hello, Honey ♪
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♪ Hello, Honey ♪
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♪ Hello, Honey ♪
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♪ It's nice to see you today ♪
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Oh, well...
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♪ Hello, Maria ♪
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♪ Hello, Maria ♪
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00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:53,720
♪ Hello, Maria ♪
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00:12:53,820 --> 00:12:55,860
♪ It's nice to see you... ♪
♪ Hello, Bernadette ♪
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00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,630
- _
- ♪ Hello, Bernadette ♪
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♪ It's nice to see you today ♪
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Great! We have sung hello
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00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,750
to all the moms and their babies.
319
00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:03,940
I'm... pretty sure
320
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,090
we sung hello to Debra
twice, but who's counting?
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00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:08,300
So, let's, uh... let's
get our exercise on!
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00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,740
Ooh, not so fast, Honey.
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00:13:09,810 --> 00:13:11,410
There's one guest left to go.
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00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:13,761
I knew if I just stayed
patient, you'd sing me.
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00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,780
♪ Hello, Louis ♪
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00:13:15,850 --> 00:13:17,410
♪ Hello, Louis ♪
327
00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:19,690
S-S-Stop singing! Stop singing hello!
328
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:22,980
Class is half over. We haven't
taken a single strut.
329
00:13:22,990 --> 00:13:24,390
This class stinks.
330
00:13:27,690 --> 00:13:30,030
♪ It's nice to see me today ♪
331
00:13:35,070 --> 00:13:37,399
How do you have Mrs. Norwall's syllabus?
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A magician never reveals her secrets.
333
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,470
I drove to her house.
334
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,770
I'm not reading any more
"Canterbury Tales," Mom.
335
00:13:43,870 --> 00:13:45,560
I don't care about these boring stories.
336
00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:47,060
You don't have to care.
337
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:50,210
You just need to learn them
for your college-entry exams.
338
00:13:50,310 --> 00:13:51,849
Mr. Grant says the idea that
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everyone must go to college
to lead a successful life
340
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is a total myth.
341
00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:56,720
Excuse me?
342
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,080
I'm just saying, maybe
I don't go to college.
343
00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:04,640
Eddie, you are going to college!
344
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:05,940
Or maybe I'm not.
345
00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:07,220
We don't have to decide today.
346
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,270
I knew it. You're sick.
347
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,290
I'm not sick. I feel awesome.
348
00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:14,600
Oh, you're sick all right.
349
00:14:14,660 --> 00:14:17,290
Sick with a case of "Mr. Grant Fever".
350
00:14:17,410 --> 00:14:19,280
Symptoms include defying your mother
351
00:14:19,350 --> 00:14:21,400
and talking about not going to college.
352
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,520
- You're staying home.
- What?
353
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,330
You can't keep me from going to school.
354
00:14:25,340 --> 00:14:26,640
If Mr. Grant won't follow
355
00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:28,660
the standard lesson plan, then I will.
356
00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:30,419
You're gonna be my English teacher?
357
00:14:30,420 --> 00:14:31,459
That's correct.
358
00:14:31,460 --> 00:14:33,830
We'll take it one "Canterbury
Tale" at a time.
359
00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:39,450
Looks like today you're
reading "The Friar's Tale."
360
00:14:39,650 --> 00:14:40,880
For your essay,
361
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,740
maybe write about woolen cloaks.
362
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,920
All friars wore them, but why?
363
00:14:46,070 --> 00:14:48,240
Fine, but I'm doing this in my room.
364
00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:54,530
You know what? This is fine.
365
00:14:54,630 --> 00:14:56,200
I'll just write left-handed today.
366
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,479
Oh, I see.
367
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,970
You trust an oven mitt more than me.
368
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,580
Well, can't wait for it to help you
369
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,940
pick out a tux for your wedding.
370
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,600
_
371
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,080
Emery.
372
00:15:05,140 --> 00:15:06,840
_
373
00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:08,820
_
374
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:12,500
_
375
00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:16,160
_
376
00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:20,990
Let's do this. I trust you.
377
00:15:21,060 --> 00:15:23,620
Now we're talking. Scrubbin' in.
378
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:27,490
Got it.
379
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,330
Thanks, Evan. I barely felt that.
380
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,430
Of course you didn't. I'm a pro.
381
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,100
Eddie, open up.
382
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,570
It turns out I assigned
you the wrong story.
383
00:15:40,660 --> 00:15:43,740
You should actually be reading
"The Franklin's Tale,"
384
00:15:43,850 --> 00:15:45,350
not "The Friar's."
385
00:15:45,550 --> 00:15:46,950
"Franklin's."
386
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,560
Eddie?
387
00:15:56,020 --> 00:15:57,459
A reverse-ditch!
388
00:16:01,380 --> 00:16:03,460
Hey, Honey, just checking in.
389
00:16:03,570 --> 00:16:04,620
Whoa.
390
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,670
That is a big cup of cola.
391
00:16:06,730 --> 00:16:09,030
Yeah, well, I mean, what's the point?
392
00:16:09,070 --> 00:16:10,970
I'll never get to exercise again.
393
00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:13,640
I'm sorry Stroller
Strut didn't work out.
394
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:16,410
Oh, no, it's not even that.
395
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,180
I just miss all the little things
396
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,210
that have always made
me feel like myself.
397
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:21,710
Jogging, reading,
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00:16:21,820 --> 00:16:24,350
peeing without having a
baby staring back at me.
399
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,190
You just want to get
back to the old you.
400
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,190
- Exactly.
- Well, she's dead.
401
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,560
What I mean is, I've never been a mom,
402
00:16:31,630 --> 00:16:34,860
but I remember how chaotic
it was after Eddie was born.
403
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,360
It caused a lot of my old priorities
404
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:40,230
to fall by the wayside,
but it also made room
405
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:43,080
for all sorts of great, new
ones I never expected.
406
00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,500
I am a way safer driver.
407
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,470
I had to quit my Tuesday
night bowling league
408
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,410
because that's when Evan's
debate team competes,
409
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,626
and I didn't want to miss that.
410
00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:53,680
That's probably how I
got this belly-shelf.
411
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,600
Well, bowling isn't really exercise.
412
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:57,640
It is the way we bowl.
413
00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:00,150
So, yes, you might miss the "old you,"
414
00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:01,490
but I think you'll find
415
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,080
the "new you" is awesome, too.
416
00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:05,240
I guess I've spent so much time
417
00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:07,660
focusing on what in my life is ending,
418
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,220
I really haven't thought about
everything that's beginning.
419
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:11,360
I did the same thing.
420
00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:13,560
But trust me... what's
beginning is great.
421
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:17,180
- Thanks, Louis.
- You're welcome.
422
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:19,650
Also, if I had to do it again,
423
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:20,936
I wouldn't have said you were dead.
424
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,020
I came in a little hot.
It was for effect.
425
00:17:30,370 --> 00:17:32,380
Um... yes?
426
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:36,150
Why are you trying to
destroy my son's future?
427
00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:38,320
Mrs. Huang, I'm not sure
why you would say that.
428
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,200
- Eddie's doing great.
- Yes.
429
00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:43,220
He's doing great at not
following his old lesson plan,
430
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,540
so when he arrives today,
431
00:17:44,610 --> 00:17:46,540
I'm taking him home to teach it myself.
432
00:17:46,980 --> 00:17:48,679
You know, I understand
433
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,890
why you want him to read those
stories and write those essays.
434
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,750
It's a necessary skill.
435
00:17:53,890 --> 00:17:55,720
I actually was just
reading a student paper
436
00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:57,940
on British culture earlier.
437
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:01,210
"It is that generational
focus on casual pleasantries
438
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,980
that has influenced the
way people interact
439
00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:04,920
across a myriad of situations,
440
00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:07,270
no matter what they may
confront in the day ahead."
441
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,700
See, now, that sounds pretty good.
442
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,520
As a former author, I would know.
443
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:13,910
Well, I'm glad you think so
444
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:16,010
because Eddie wrote this.
445
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,680
No. Eddie wrote his paper on cereal.
446
00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:18,940
"And that concludes my theory
447
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,800
of how the British phrase 'Cheerio'
448
00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:23,870
inspired the name of one
of my favorite cereals."
449
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,750
He did such a great job
450
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,300
because he wrote about something
he felt excited about.
451
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,450
And that's gonna give him
confidence come test time,
452
00:18:30,470 --> 00:18:31,600
no matter the subject.
453
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:34,709
Okay, but that doesn't
explain class in the dark
454
00:18:34,710 --> 00:18:37,480
or saying that college
might not be for everyone.
455
00:18:37,570 --> 00:18:40,200
My goal is for students to
discover their true passion
456
00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:43,050
so they don't find themselves
staring at the ceiling one day,
457
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,000
wondering what they're
gonna do with their lives.
458
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,190
You're right.
459
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,460
It is important to find your passion.
460
00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:53,860
You're a good teacher, Mr. Grant.
461
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,930
I am glad Eddie is your student.
462
00:18:57,050 --> 00:18:59,050
Well, I learn as much from
them as they do from me.
463
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,950
- Don't ruin this.
- Sorry.
464
00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:07,550
So, Doc, about these few extra pounds
465
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,440
I can't seem to lose...
466
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:12,130
This is America. We have
a pill for this, right?
467
00:19:12,380 --> 00:19:13,950
Maybe a little Fen-Phen?
468
00:19:14,050 --> 00:19:15,580
You are pregnant.
469
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,440
Right. I was pregnant,
470
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,750
and now I'm asking for
a little Fen-Phen.
471
00:19:19,870 --> 00:19:21,740
Is this an insurance issue?
472
00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:23,060
'Cause if you don't accept my plan,
473
00:19:23,070 --> 00:19:25,910
I think you'll find out
we're also covered by
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00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:27,430
"Green Shield."
475
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,060
Let's start over. You are pregnant.
476
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:32,360
Oh, my God. I'm pregnant.
477
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:35,669
I guess I'm gonna be the new
me for a little bit longer,
478
00:19:35,670 --> 00:19:37,980
and then I'm gonna be a newer new me.
479
00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:41,179
Marvin, we're having another baby!
480
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,110
Hot dog!
481
00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:44,750
Irish twins!
482
00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:46,530
As a child of Irish immigrants,
483
00:19:46,550 --> 00:19:48,080
I'm not the biggest fan of that term.
484
00:19:48,130 --> 00:19:49,830
Well, you should be
485
00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:52,600
'cause it means your countrymen
are always having sex.
486
00:19:57,710 --> 00:20:00,120
Crap. I ran too slow.
487
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,010
You can't stop me.
488
00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:03,979
I want to read my essay
to the class today.
489
00:20:03,980 --> 00:20:05,449
_
490
00:20:05,450 --> 00:20:06,940
You won't be needing that, Eddie.
491
00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:08,920
I spoke with Mr. Grant.
492
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:11,890
I realized I'm quite
lucky he's your teacher.
493
00:20:11,970 --> 00:20:14,440
I feel like this is a
trick... or a trap...
494
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:15,920
or a trick that leads me into a trap.
495
00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:16,940
It's neither.
496
00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:18,000
Really?
497
00:20:18,330 --> 00:20:19,700
Whatever you choose to study,
498
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,000
I want you to be passionate about it.
499
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,720
No matter the subject.
500
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,040
And just so we're clear,
501
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,680
you will be going to
college, a good one.
502
00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:30,180
Right, Mom. I know. Totally.
503
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,210
Maybe I'll major in
nutritional engineering.
504
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,490
- Oh, engineering!
- Yeah!
505
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,000
I'm thinking I could
be a cereal inventor.
506
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:38,919
And we'll keep thinking because
507
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,280
we don't have to decide today.
508
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:42,700
Okay. Go.
509
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,819
So, I told Principal
Mathis that Mrs. Norwall
510
00:20:49,820 --> 00:20:52,640
should keep her fragile
bones at home all year.
511
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,350
Her students are in great hands.
512
00:20:54,450 --> 00:20:55,949
You know, it sounds like your passion
513
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,450
is your child's education.
514
00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,590
In fact, maybe teaching is
something for you to explore.
515
00:21:00,690 --> 00:21:02,420
Teacher? No.
516
00:21:02,670 --> 00:21:04,570
I was already one of those.
517
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,240
- Long story.
- We can skip it.
518
00:21:06,270 --> 00:21:08,580
Great, because what I want to focus on
519
00:21:08,730 --> 00:21:11,100
is making sure all my kids' teachers
520
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,320
are up to snuff, like Mr. Grant,
521
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:16,840
which is why I have decided
to enter the world
522
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,070
of school administration.
523
00:21:19,170 --> 00:21:20,240
Oh.
524
00:21:20,390 --> 00:21:22,720
- You mean like a principal?
- Exactly.
525
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,519
Teacher-boss.
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