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BanBraid.com What is that?

Is that a car?

No, that fucking girl right there, is that a girl?

Is that a girl?

Isn't there?

I think so.

You know what?

Pull up next to her.

Pull up in the parking next to her.

Yeah, take a wide so you can go in.

So, what are you, what are you eating in your car, your lunch break?

Yeah, I'm just grabbing a quick sandwich.

Grabbing a quick sandwich.

Oh, that's a cool little, are you a sailor?

I am not.

Sorry, just saw your little sailor tattoo.

No, I do like this tattoo though, thank you.

Sorry, I'm not trying to, I don't want to interrupt your lunch break, sorry.

We actually stopped to get some lunch too, we were going to have a sandwich.

There you go.

I don't know if we, are we going to eat in the car?

Maybe we'll eat in the car, can we sit here and join you and eat in the car?

Hey, it's a busy day, so sure, you can eat in your car as well.

Are you moving?

I see some boxes.

I am not moving, job related.

Okay, I'm sorry, what's, can I ask you your name, is that?

Yes, it's Abby.

Hello Abby, my name's Jose.

Jose.

And this is Roger.

Hi Roger.

And Siskel.

Hi, nice to meet you.

Yep.

So, what's with the camera?

Oh, this little thing.

Yeah.

Oh, well, I sort of take it everywhere.

We have like a tube channel, so I kind of like, I never like to put it down,

because you never know what you're going to film.

Right.

So we're like always just kind of like, some of the funniest skits we do are

just spur of the moment, like random shit we think of just out of nowhere.

Right, just going to find something.

Yeah, so you know, I mean, I'm not recording right now.

Okay.

Yeah, I'm not recording.

Okay.

I just saw the red light, so I thought, okay.

No, no, no, I'm not, I wouldn't record you without your permission, of course.

Okay.

Unless it's okay.

So.

Are you, are you not going to eat in front of us?

I am.

Finish it really quick, and I've got some.

What do you do for a living?

I'm in real estate.

Real estate, ah, I get it, yeah.

You're always on the go then, that's why, right?

Yes.

Between houses, showings.

You live out of your car.

Ah, why can't you just sneak in, you probably have a bunch of codes, you could

just walk into people's homes.

And go eat a proper, eat the meal properly.

You might be frowned upon if the homeowner showed up.

Yeah.

Um, nice blouse, that color suits you good.

Thank you, I appreciate it.

You might have a button loose, I don't know if.

Oh.

Sorry, didn't.

That one's still, thank you, I appreciate that.

Yo, are we eating those, I'd take a turkey sub, extra bacon, extra mayo.

Foot long or a six pack?

I want a foot long.

I want a big old one with extra mayo.

Are you really going to go or are you going to wait?

I'll wait.

Alright, we're going to wait, let's see what happens here.

Um, hey, it's me again.

Yes, hi.

Um, is that a wedding ring?

It is.

Oh, you're married.

Yes, I am.

Ah, okay.

So I'm bothering you, for sure then.

You're not really bothering me, you're okay.

You're shit out of luck.

Siskel, what did I call you, what was your name?

Siskel.

Siskel.

Siskel, you're shit out of luck today.

Sorry, my buddy in here Siskel thought you were really hot.

Well, tell him thank you.

She said she's not into guys like you.

Says she's married.

So tell me about your channel.

Are you, you wouldn't be a swinger by chance.

I am not.

Okay.

Would your husband be a swinger?

Um, no.

He better not be.

Um, our channel, like I said, it's just funny shit we just get into from day to

day.

Yeah, just funny stupid shit we get into day to day.

And that's like your job?

Yeah, yeah, we were lucky enough to make it a job out of it, you know, make

money.

Like, we just kinda like drive around with a whole lot of cash.

Shit.

Yeah.

Yeah, a whole lot of cash.

And what do you do with the cash for your channel?

Well, like the best, the best, like, you know, cause you get paid off of views.

Do you know how that works?

Right.

You know.

People subscribe.

Yeah, you get revenue from the views and subscribers and stuff, so.

Yeah.

The ones that we get a lot of views from are usually like just crazy ones where

we just pay people to do the craziest shit.

Like.

Like, what would you do for money, right?

Like.

Yeah.

The craziest shit for money.

So, people get naked for money, people like, um, get naked for money.

In daylight?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Wow.

It's usually all we really ask people to do is get naked, huh?

Yep.

Not very good.

People go streaking.

Go streaking and get naked.

Oh, remember the hot word.

Oh, the hot word.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We have, like, a special word that if I say the word, he's gotta, like, get

naked and run around the van.

Don't make me say the word.

Don't make me say the word.

Anyways, listen.

Yeah.

So, how's, how's the, how's the, how's the market doing?

Are you doing pretty well?

It's been tough right now.

Prices are really high.

Yeah.

There are some deals, but.

Would you like to make some money?

Um, I would.

I would buy a house soon.

Yeah, I mean, I'm not ready to buy a house just yet.

Yeah.

But, I could definitely offer you some money to do some crazy shit.

You have any special, like, talents?

Um.

I'll give you $100 so you can shove that whole, maybe I shouldn't use shove.

That's such a strong word.

If you could swallow.

Maybe that's another strong word.

Maybe insert that whole sandwich in one bite.

I'll give you $100.

$200.

Enjoy it.

Enjoy it?

Instead of.

I mean, do you, do you, like, do you, would you, you think you could, would

you.

I don't think so.

No?

All the time.

Ah.

Right?

That's okay.

I just really wanted to see you kind of, this view.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's, that's all.

I would have paid $200 just to see that view.

I'll give you $200 just to do this.

$200?

Really?

Yeah.

Go.

You gotta turn it around though.

More, do the, yeah, do the round end.

Yeah, there you go.

Look at you.

Oh, that's awesome.

That was easy.

There you go.

Oh, I actually started recording.

I hope you don't mind.

Oh.

So.

That's okay.

So what else do you want to get into?

You want to make a, look, I got $500.

$500, you show me all your tattoos.

Private area.

Perfect.

$600, show me all your tattoos.

Sold.

We'll take it.

I'll show you this one.

Okay.

That's a wheat.

Yes.

Ah, so you like wheat?

Yes.

Okay.

Whole wheat?

For sure.

Whole grain, whole wheat.

Anything else?

I have some more.

I do.

Where?

I have one.

Oh, come on.

We got to see them all.

$600.

Fat.

$1,000.

You could step into our office.

That's a scary looking office.

No, it's a nice little office.

Open the door.

We got AC.

We got AC in here.

Nice open area.

All right, now get the fucking door out of my face.

Yeah, see, there's nothing in there.

We got a nice little, nice carpeting.

We got nice everything.

$1,000, you show us all your tattoos.

Hop in, show tattoos.

Yeah, I mean, if that's all the money you want to make.

$1,000.

Yeah?

Yeah.

You got any appointments you're going to be?

Client is pretty difficult and I have 20 houses.

I don't know.

20 houses?

Yeah.

Maybe he's just trying to see you.

That's what my husband said.

Maybe he's just trying to see you.

I see these videos all the time.

Is it true?

Have you ever...

I mean, you're married, so I guess that's never happened, but any of your co

-workers ever have sex with any clients in the houses?

Not that I know of.

I think that's for TV, movies, you know.

Really?

Not really.

So you wouldn't dare do that?

No.

Even with your husband?

Just because you have the code?

You could go in there, nice fancy house, have sex on the kitchen counter?

No, I would pass on that one.

Really?

You got to be a little more adventurous.

I try, but...

You got to get more out of life.

You should start today by just hopping in, showing us all your tattoos and

making a thousand bucks.

Okay.

I'll cancel him, yeah.

Say, listen, you're a waste of my time.

Call me when you're pre-approved and you're ready to pull the trigger.

Right.

Find houses yourself, is what I should say, right?

Well, it depends.

What was his budget?

His budget was good, but I haven't received his pre-approval.

Ah, he's bullshitting you.

He's trying to have sex with the hot real estate agent.

I'm talking to his bank, so...

Well, come on in.

You can leave it.

Yeah, just shut the door, but we'll stay right here.

Oh, she's coming.

Oh, shit.

Goddammit, can you roll that window up?

Yo, put the lube away, bro.

What the fuck?

Oh, shit.

Put the fucking lube away.

Oh, shit.

Fucking guy's got the lube out and shit.

Yeah, look, have a seat.

Come in.

Here, let us roll this window up so we can keep the hot air in.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, wait.

Take out some seats in here.

Uh, yeah, you know what?

We couldn't afford the rest of the seats.

We got it at a discount.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We were like, how much for the van without the seats?

So that probably helped with your funds for your channel, right?

Well, just more room for us to fuck around.

How are you?

I'm great, yeah.

So, Miss Abby.

Yes.

Where are these tattoos?

So, this one's right here.

Oh, look at that.

Okay.

And then this one is back here.

Oh.

So, those aren't bad.

I mean, what's it worth?

Well, then this one's all the way under me, so.

Okay, so let's see it.

600.

600.

I thought you said.

Oh, 1,000.

You did.

Oh, shit.

I'm sorry.

I'm not trying to rip no one off.

1,000.

Okay.

Did I?

Why did I go to 600 to 1,000?

Did I go?

I did go to 1,000.

Yeah.

You're not.

You're not wearing a bra.

I don't.

No, no, no.

Come on.

Let us really capture the moment.

Yeah, don't cheat us on me.

Okay.

Face towards us.

Face towards us.

Really open that shirt up.

Yeah, turn towards me a little bit.

Okay, let us really take it all in.

Wow.

Holy crap.

That is a very large tattoo.

Yes.

Very round.

Yo, turn the AC down, man.

It's hot.

Oh, but remember, that's as far as it's going to go.

When it is hot, I'm just getting sweaty, like I'm hearing.

You got to start rolling.

Oh, you got to drive.

Keep it, keep it.

Give me another hundred.

We're not done looking.

We're not done looking.

Listen, I'm going to just, we're going to circle the parking lot if you don't

mind, because the AC starts to warm up if we don't keep the wheels turning.

Do you mind?

Like the engine?

The engine.

See, what happens is the flux capacitor, like, does it like, initiate.

It's a continuum time functioner, so unfortunately, it makes the AC not cool.

Okay.

So everything's got to be like moving in cohesion.

Yeah.

Okay.

I think she knows, I think she senses we're bullshitting her.

Do you mind if we just drive?

Just around the parking lot?

Yeah, around the parking lot.

Okay.

All right.

So, wow, keep those out.

You know what, listen, are you, you're not wearing a bra, which surprises me.

Yeah.

Are you sure you don't have sex with your clients in your house, houses?

I do not.

Are you wearing panties?

I am wearing panties.

Okay, you are wearing panties.

Yes.

Would it be crazy if I asked you, could we just see you naked and I just pay

you?

Is that crazy?

It is crazy, yeah.

Yeah?

Do you have like a happy marriage?

I do, yes.

Yeah.

All right, well, would he be okay with this?

Are you being a shitty wife right now?

Um, this would normally be something that you would think would be discussed,

but I really wasn't expecting you guys to pull up next to me.

Would, so would it make it okay because you're getting money, right?

Like, would that, that obviously your husband would be like, you know what, at

least you got paid for it, that's cool, right?

I don't know.

He might even, you know.

You're doing what you got to do for the family, for the, for the, for the

household.

Right, right.

I mean, we'll definitely pay our car payments.

So, for an extra 500 bucks, we maybe get you fully nude, huh?

I'm sure that could pay a couple bills.

Um.

Was that car paid off?

Because I'm sure that was only like a $300 bill, $200 bill.

Yeah, yeah, I wish it was paid off.

So, you know, so hey, I'll pay that car note this month.

You get naked.

Right.

Um, okay, I, you said for, get naked for, what was that

number?

500?

Oh, yeah, okay.

You're okay with that?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, 500.

Okay.

Yeah, I'm telling you, like I said, we got a lot of money, we gotta, if we

don't give it away, if we don't give it away, Uncle Sam takes it.

We don't like Uncle Sam.

Wow.

Okay, I'll be back.

You don't have to be fast.

Take your time.

So, how were you when you, you know, in your teenage years?

Did you, you know, 18, 19, 20?

Like, what are you, were you a little crazy one?

Did you party a lot?

I did have a little wild side, yes.

Yeah?

Yeah.

So, how long have you been married?

Um, for 15 years.

Holy shit.

Yeah.

Damn.

Wow.

Yeah.

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Yeah.

15 years?

Yeah.

So, you've only had one dick for 15 years?

Uh, yes, I have.

I don't believe you.

That's not living.

Right?

I don't believe you.

I don't believe you.

I have, yeah.

I'm not gonna snitch on you.

Um, I mean, it's, it's hard to only be with someone for that long, you know,

um, things can get a little stale in the bedroom sometimes, but.

What, what, um, is he Italian?

Is he?

Um, he's Greek.

Greek?

Greek, yeah.

Okay.

So, he's not black?

He's not.

Definitely not black.

Alright.

So, 15 years, one dick.

Yes.

Damn, that's boring, huh?

Um, like I said, it can get a little stale, but, I mean.

Do you get a hall pass?

I've never asked for a hall pass.

You've never asked for a hall pass?

I have not.

You want to call him, ask for a hall pass right now?

Um.

I don't know what you would say if I seriously called him.

No, I would just have him say it.

I don't, I don't, yeah.

So, um, wait, I said naked though.

Oh.

Did I?

Yeah.

Okay, yeah.

I was letting that slide a little, I know, okay.

Look at this girl.

Oh my.

So, would you say that you're a, a horny girl?

Uh, yeah.

I would.

You ever, like, displayed your pussy?

Displayed my pussy?

I have not.

No, just like laid it out.

Like laid it out?

Like, could you show us your pussy?

Um, lay it out sounds.

Like, like sit back and just kind of like spread your legs?

Um.

Just a little peep, you know?

Like a little peep.

Oh, there you go.

Got a little, a little energy going on.

Right?

Yeah.

You ever have someone, um, are you a shy girl?

You ever have someone just like, sorry, I was distracted.

Um, yeah, let's, uh, could you show us a little more?

Show us a little?

So, huh.

Bro, you're being creepy over there.

What are you trying to do?

I mean, what?

You ever had someone jerk off to you?

You ever watch someone jerk off?

Um.

Besides your band, it's hard to talk to you because you've been with your

husband for 15 years.

Right, yes.

So look, this is what I say.

Okay.

You're already being a shitty wife, right?

Let's be honest.

I've probably crossed the line.

Yes, you've crossed the line already.

You're butt naked in a van full of three guys.

Yes.

Alright?

So, he obviously likes what he sees.

Yes.

You're butt naked.

Let's make it worth it.

Yeah, I mean.

Okay, yeah.

Let's make it worth it.

How about, how about, I'll throw in some extra money.

We just see where it goes.

We see where this goes.

Why don't we, we can start with maybe you just kind of touching it.

Okay.

Time to type.

Yeah, you're gonna probably fucking have multiple orgasms everywhere.

There we

go.

Oh, shit.

You told me to touch it, buddy.

She went straight to sucking it up.

I mean, by all means, I mean.

Well, this is not how I expected my afternoon to go.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh my God.