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(TurboScribe tarafından transkribe edilmiştir. Bu mesajı kaldırmak için Sınırsıza Yükselt.) Oh no!
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AHH!
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BanBraid.com What is that?
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Is that a car?
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No, that fucking girl right there, is that a girl?
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Is that a girl?
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Isn't there?
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I think so.
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You know what?
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Pull up next to her.
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Pull up in the parking next to her.
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Yeah, take a wide so you can go in.
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So, what are you, what are you eating in your car, your lunch break?
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Yeah, I'm just grabbing a quick sandwich.
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Grabbing a quick sandwich.
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Oh, that's a cool little, are you a sailor?
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I am not.
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Sorry, just saw your little sailor tattoo.
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No, I do like this tattoo though, thank you.
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Sorry, I'm not trying to, I don't want to interrupt your lunch break, sorry.
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We actually stopped to get some lunch too, we were going to have a sandwich.
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There you go.
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I don't know if we, are we going to eat in the car?
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Maybe we'll eat in the car, can we sit here and join you and eat in the car?
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Hey, it's a busy day, so sure, you can eat in your car as well.
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Are you moving?
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I see some boxes.
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I am not moving, job related.
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Okay, I'm sorry, what's, can I ask you your name, is that?
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Yes, it's Abby.
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Hello Abby, my name's Jose.
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Jose.
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And this is Roger.
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Hi Roger.
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And Siskel.
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Hi, nice to meet you.
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Yep.
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So, what's with the camera?
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Oh, this little thing.
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Yeah.
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Oh, well, I sort of take it everywhere.
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We have like a tube channel, so I kind of like, I never like to put it down,
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because you never know what you're going to film.
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Right.
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So we're like always just kind of like, some of the funniest skits we do are
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just spur of the moment, like random shit we think of just out of nowhere.
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Right, just going to find something.
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Yeah, so you know, I mean, I'm not recording right now.
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Okay.
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Yeah, I'm not recording.
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Okay.
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I just saw the red light, so I thought, okay.
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No, no, no, I'm not, I wouldn't record you without your permission, of course.
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Okay.
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Unless it's okay.
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So.
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Are you, are you not going to eat in front of us?
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I am.
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Finish it really quick, and I've got some.
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What do you do for a living?
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I'm in real estate.
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Real estate, ah, I get it, yeah.
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You're always on the go then, that's why, right?
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Yes.
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Between houses, showings.
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You live out of your car.
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Ah, why can't you just sneak in, you probably have a bunch of codes, you could
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just walk into people's homes.
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And go eat a proper, eat the meal properly.
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You might be frowned upon if the homeowner showed up.
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Yeah.
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Um, nice blouse, that color suits you good.
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Thank you, I appreciate it.
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You might have a button loose, I don't know if.
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Oh.
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Sorry, didn't.
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That one's still, thank you, I appreciate that.
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Yo, are we eating those, I'd take a turkey sub, extra bacon, extra mayo.
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Foot long or a six pack?
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I want a foot long.
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I want a big old one with extra mayo.
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Are you really going to go or are you going to wait?
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I'll wait.
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Alright, we're going to wait, let's see what happens here.
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Um, hey, it's me again.
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Yes, hi.
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Um, is that a wedding ring?
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It is.
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Oh, you're married.
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Yes, I am.
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Ah, okay.
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So I'm bothering you, for sure then.
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You're not really bothering me, you're okay.
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You're shit out of luck.
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Siskel, what did I call you, what was your name?
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Siskel.
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Siskel.
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Siskel, you're shit out of luck today.
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Sorry, my buddy in here Siskel thought you were really hot.
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Well, tell him thank you.
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She said she's not into guys like you.
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Says she's married.
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So tell me about your channel.
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Are you, you wouldn't be a swinger by chance.
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I am not.
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Okay.
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Would your husband be a swinger?
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Um, no.
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He better not be.
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Um, our channel, like I said, it's just funny shit we just get into from day to
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day.
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Yeah, just funny stupid shit we get into day to day.
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And that's like your job?
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Yeah, yeah, we were lucky enough to make it a job out of it, you know, make
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money.
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Like, we just kinda like drive around with a whole lot of cash.
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Shit.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, a whole lot of cash.
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And what do you do with the cash for your channel?
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Well, like the best, the best, like, you know, cause you get paid off of views.
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Do you know how that works?
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Right.
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You know.
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People subscribe.
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Yeah, you get revenue from the views and subscribers and stuff, so.
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Yeah.
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The ones that we get a lot of views from are usually like just crazy ones where
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we just pay people to do the craziest shit.
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Like.
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Like, what would you do for money, right?
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Like.
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Yeah.
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The craziest shit for money.
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So, people get naked for money, people like, um, get naked for money.
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In daylight?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Wow.
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It's usually all we really ask people to do is get naked, huh?
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Yep.
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Not very good.
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People go streaking.
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Go streaking and get naked.
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Oh, remember the hot word.
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Oh, the hot word.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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We have, like, a special word that if I say the word, he's gotta, like, get
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naked and run around the van.
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Don't make me say the word.
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Don't make me say the word.
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Anyways, listen.
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Yeah.
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So, how's, how's the, how's the, how's the market doing?
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Are you doing pretty well?
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It's been tough right now.
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Prices are really high.
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Yeah.
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There are some deals, but.
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Would you like to make some money?
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Um, I would.
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I would buy a house soon.
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Yeah, I mean, I'm not ready to buy a house just yet.
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Yeah.
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But, I could definitely offer you some money to do some crazy shit.
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You have any special, like, talents?
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Um.
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I'll give you $100 so you can shove that whole, maybe I shouldn't use shove.
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That's such a strong word.
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If you could swallow.
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Maybe that's another strong word.
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Maybe insert that whole sandwich in one bite.
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I'll give you $100.
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$200.
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Enjoy it.
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Enjoy it?
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Instead of.
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I mean, do you, do you, like, do you, would you, you think you could, would
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you.
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I don't think so.
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No?
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All the time.
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Ah.
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Right?
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That's okay.
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I just really wanted to see you kind of, this view.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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That's, that's all.
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I would have paid $200 just to see that view.
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I'll give you $200 just to do this.
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$200?
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Go.
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You gotta turn it around though.
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More, do the, yeah, do the round end.
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Yeah, there you go.
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Look at you.
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Oh, that's awesome.
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That was easy.
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There you go.
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Oh, I actually started recording.
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I hope you don't mind.
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Oh.
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So.
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That's okay.
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So what else do you want to get into?
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You want to make a, look, I got $500.
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$500, you show me all your tattoos.
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Private area.
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Perfect.
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$600, show me all your tattoos.
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Sold.
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We'll take it.
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I'll show you this one.
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Okay.
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That's a wheat.
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Yes.
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Ah, so you like wheat?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Whole wheat?
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For sure.
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Whole grain, whole wheat.
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Anything else?
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I have some more.
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I do.
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Where?
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I have one.
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Oh, come on.
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We got to see them all.
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$600.
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Fat.
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$1,000.
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You could step into our office.
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That's a scary looking office.
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No, it's a nice little office.
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Open the door.
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We got AC.
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We got AC in here.
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Nice open area.
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All right, now get the fucking door out of my face.
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Yeah, see, there's nothing in there.
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We got a nice little, nice carpeting.
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We got nice everything.
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$1,000, you show us all your tattoos.
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Hop in, show tattoos.
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Yeah, I mean, if that's all the money you want to make.
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$1,000.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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You got any appointments you're going to be?
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Client is pretty difficult and I have 20 houses.
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I don't know.
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20 houses?
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Yeah.
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Maybe he's just trying to see you.
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That's what my husband said.
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Maybe he's just trying to see you.
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I see these videos all the time.
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Is it true?
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Have you ever...
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I mean, you're married, so I guess that's never happened, but any of your co
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-workers ever have sex with any clients in the houses?
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Not that I know of.
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I think that's for TV, movies, you know.
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Really?
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Not really.
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So you wouldn't dare do that?
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No.
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Even with your husband?
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Just because you have the code?
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You could go in there, nice fancy house, have sex on the kitchen counter?
277
00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:27,620
No, I would pass on that one.
278
00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:28,120
Really?
279
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,120
You got to be a little more adventurous.
280
00:11:31,060 --> 00:11:32,360
I try, but...
281
00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:33,740
You got to get more out of life.
282
00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:38,400
You should start today by just hopping in, showing us all your tattoos and
283
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:39,360
making a thousand bucks.
284
00:11:39,420 --> 00:11:39,540
Okay.
285
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:43,480
I'll cancel him, yeah.
286
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,260
Say, listen, you're a waste of my time.
287
00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:55,500
Call me when you're pre-approved and you're ready to pull the trigger.
288
00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:58,140
Right.
289
00:11:58,860 --> 00:12:01,220
Find houses yourself, is what I should say, right?
290
00:12:01,940 --> 00:12:02,520
Well, it depends.
291
00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:03,760
What was his budget?
292
00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:07,820
His budget was good, but I haven't received his pre-approval.
293
00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:09,400
Ah, he's bullshitting you.
294
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,980
He's trying to have sex with the hot real estate agent.
295
00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:15,970
I'm talking to his bank, so...
296
00:12:15,970 --> 00:12:16,790
Well, come on in.
297
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:17,430
You can leave it.
298
00:12:17,790 --> 00:12:20,050
Yeah, just shut the door, but we'll stay right here.
299
00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:25,500
Oh, she's coming.
300
00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:27,320
Oh, shit.
301
00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,600
Goddammit, can you roll that window up?
302
00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:32,300
Yo, put the lube away, bro.
303
00:12:32,380 --> 00:12:33,020
What the fuck?
304
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:33,280
Oh, shit.
305
00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:34,520
Put the fucking lube away.
306
00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:35,760
Oh, shit.
307
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:39,080
Fucking guy's got the lube out and shit.
308
00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:43,240
Yeah, look, have a seat.
309
00:12:43,380 --> 00:12:43,560
Come in.
310
00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:46,080
Here, let us roll this window up so we can keep the hot air in.
311
00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:46,660
Oh, yeah.
312
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,120
I mean, wait.
313
00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:50,700
Take out some seats in here.
314
00:12:51,340 --> 00:12:53,280
Uh, yeah, you know what?
315
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,960
We couldn't afford the rest of the seats.
316
00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,000
We got it at a discount.
317
00:12:58,540 --> 00:12:58,840
Yeah.
318
00:12:59,100 --> 00:12:59,360
Yeah.
319
00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:03,200
We were like, how much for the van without the seats?
320
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:08,240
So that probably helped with your funds for your channel, right?
321
00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,080
Well, just more room for us to fuck around.
322
00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:12,280
How are you?
323
00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,060
I'm great, yeah.
324
00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:17,700
So, Miss Abby.
325
00:13:17,980 --> 00:13:18,420
Yes.
326
00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:20,300
Where are these tattoos?
327
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:26,300
So, this one's right here.
328
00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:27,980
Oh, look at that.
329
00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:28,420
Okay.
330
00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:34,600
And then this one is back here.
331
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:35,340
Oh.
332
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,740
So, those aren't bad.
333
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:38,560
I mean, what's it worth?
334
00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:42,480
Well, then this one's all the way under me, so.
335
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,360
Okay, so let's see it.
336
00:13:45,060 --> 00:13:45,460
600.
337
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:48,160
600.
338
00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:50,420
I thought you said.
339
00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:51,780
Oh, 1,000.
340
00:13:51,940 --> 00:13:52,440
You did.
341
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:53,240
Oh, shit.
342
00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:53,620
I'm sorry.
343
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,020
I'm not trying to rip no one off.
344
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:55,440
1,000.
345
00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:55,820
Okay.
346
00:13:55,820 --> 00:13:56,340
Did I?
347
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,800
Why did I go to 600 to 1,000?
348
00:13:58,060 --> 00:13:58,520
Did I go?
349
00:13:58,580 --> 00:13:59,560
I did go to 1,000.
350
00:13:59,620 --> 00:13:59,840
Yeah.
351
00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:09,560
You're not.
352
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,400
You're not wearing a bra.
353
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,280
I don't.
354
00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:16,340
No, no, no.
355
00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:16,700
Come on.
356
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,620
Let us really capture the moment.
357
00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:19,340
Yeah, don't cheat us on me.
358
00:14:19,340 --> 00:14:19,680
Okay.
359
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:20,720
Face towards us.
360
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:21,800
Face towards us.
361
00:14:22,140 --> 00:14:23,700
Really open that shirt up.
362
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,160
Yeah, turn towards me a little bit.
363
00:14:27,140 --> 00:14:29,040
Okay, let us really take it all in.
364
00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:29,840
Wow.
365
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:30,920
Holy crap.
366
00:14:32,220 --> 00:14:34,340
That is a very large tattoo.
367
00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:34,840
Yes.
368
00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:38,020
Very round.
369
00:14:40,740 --> 00:14:43,000
Yo, turn the AC down, man.
370
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:43,500
It's hot.
371
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:48,640
Oh, but remember, that's as far as it's going to go.
372
00:14:48,940 --> 00:14:51,740
When it is hot, I'm just getting sweaty, like I'm hearing.
373
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,160
You got to start rolling.
374
00:14:53,940 --> 00:14:55,580
Oh, you got to drive.
375
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:57,680
Keep it, keep it.
376
00:14:58,140 --> 00:14:59,300
Give me another hundred.
377
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:00,240
We're not done looking.
378
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:01,620
We're not done looking.
379
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,900
Listen, I'm going to just, we're going to circle the parking lot if you don't
380
00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:09,660
mind, because the AC starts to warm up if we don't keep the wheels turning.
381
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:11,460
Do you mind?
382
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:12,100
Like the engine?
383
00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:12,820
The engine.
384
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:18,040
See, what happens is the flux capacitor, like, does it like, initiate.
385
00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:23,820
It's a continuum time functioner, so unfortunately, it makes the AC not cool.
386
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:24,460
Okay.
387
00:15:24,540 --> 00:15:27,220
So everything's got to be like moving in cohesion.
388
00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:27,980
Yeah.
389
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:29,480
Okay.
390
00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:34,800
I think she knows, I think she senses we're bullshitting her.
391
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,040
Do you mind if we just drive?
392
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,580
Just around the parking lot?
393
00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:39,500
Yeah, around the parking lot.
394
00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:40,200
Okay.
395
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,060
All right.
396
00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:45,380
So, wow, keep those out.
397
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:54,520
You know what, listen, are you, you're not wearing a bra, which surprises me.
398
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:54,920
Yeah.
399
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,800
Are you sure you don't have sex with your clients in your house, houses?
400
00:15:58,420 --> 00:15:59,400
I do not.
401
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,200
Are you wearing panties?
402
00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:03,160
I am wearing panties.
403
00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:04,600
Okay, you are wearing panties.
404
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:05,080
Yes.
405
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:10,580
Would it be crazy if I asked you, could we just see you naked and I just pay
406
00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:10,740
you?
407
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,160
Is that crazy?
408
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:13,600
It is crazy, yeah.
409
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:13,800
Yeah?
410
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,520
Do you have like a happy marriage?
411
00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:17,000
I do, yes.
412
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:17,600
Yeah.
413
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,840
All right, well, would he be okay with this?
414
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,740
Are you being a shitty wife right now?
415
00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:29,800
Um, this would normally be something that you would think would be discussed,
416
00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:34,560
but I really wasn't expecting you guys to pull up next to me.
417
00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:37,840
Would, so would it make it okay because you're getting money, right?
418
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:41,880
Like, would that, that obviously your husband would be like, you know what, at
419
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,900
least you got paid for it, that's cool, right?
420
00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:45,740
I don't know.
421
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,520
He might even, you know.
422
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:52,260
You're doing what you got to do for the family, for the, for the, for the
423
00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:52,700
household.
424
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,220
Right, right.
425
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,660
I mean, we'll definitely pay our car payments.
426
00:16:56,660 --> 00:17:01,540
So, for an extra 500 bucks, we maybe get you fully nude, huh?
427
00:17:02,540 --> 00:17:04,140
I'm sure that could pay a couple bills.
428
00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:04,740
Um.
429
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:06,819
Was that car paid off?
430
00:17:06,819 --> 00:17:10,740
Because I'm sure that was only like a $300 bill, $200 bill.
431
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,700
Yeah, yeah, I wish it was paid off.
432
00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:16,720
So, you know, so hey, I'll pay that car note this month.
433
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:17,940
You get naked.
434
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:18,540
Right.
435
00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:28,960
Um, okay, I, you said for, get naked for, what was that
436
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:29,580
number?
437
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:30,580
500?
438
00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:32,040
Oh, yeah, okay.
439
00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:33,540
You're okay with that?
440
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:34,500
Yeah, yeah.
441
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:35,200
Yeah, yeah, 500.
442
00:17:35,460 --> 00:17:35,680
Okay.
443
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:39,540
Yeah, I'm telling you, like I said, we got a lot of money, we gotta, if we
444
00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:42,460
don't give it away, if we don't give it away, Uncle Sam takes it.
445
00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:45,640
We don't like Uncle Sam.
446
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:49,320
Wow.
447
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,240
Okay, I'll be back.
448
00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:58,320
You don't have to be fast.
449
00:17:58,660 --> 00:17:59,480
Take your time.
450
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:03,560
So, how were you when you, you know, in your teenage years?
451
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:08,120
Did you, you know, 18, 19, 20?
452
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,700
Like, what are you, were you a little crazy one?
453
00:18:10,780 --> 00:18:11,680
Did you party a lot?
454
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,780
I did have a little wild side, yes.
455
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:15,340
Yeah?
456
00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:15,440
Yeah.
457
00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:16,920
So, how long have you been married?
458
00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:18,760
Um, for 15 years.
459
00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:20,180
Holy shit.
460
00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:20,500
Yeah.
461
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:20,780
Damn.
462
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:21,180
Wow.
463
00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:21,400
Yeah.
464
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:23,160
Are you serious?
465
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:23,580
Are you serious?
466
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:23,720
Yeah.
467
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:24,520
15 years?
468
00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:24,840
Yeah.
469
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,420
So, you've only had one dick for 15 years?
470
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:29,820
Uh, yes, I have.
471
00:18:30,060 --> 00:18:31,180
I don't believe you.
472
00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:31,640
That's not living.
473
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:32,280
Right?
474
00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:33,140
I don't believe you.
475
00:18:34,420 --> 00:18:35,380
I don't believe you.
476
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,500
I have, yeah.
477
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:37,840
I'm not gonna snitch on you.
478
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:43,540
Um, I mean, it's, it's hard to only be with someone for that long, you know,
479
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:48,040
um, things can get a little stale in the bedroom sometimes, but.
480
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,820
What, what, um, is he Italian?
481
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:52,860
Is he?
482
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,260
Um, he's Greek.
483
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:56,320
Greek?
484
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:57,080
Greek, yeah.
485
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,060
Okay.
486
00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:01,420
So, he's not black?
487
00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:03,780
He's not.
488
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:04,640
Definitely not black.
489
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:07,140
Alright.
490
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:09,960
So, 15 years, one dick.
491
00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:10,980
Yes.
492
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:12,380
Damn, that's boring, huh?
493
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:17,180
Um, like I said, it can get a little stale, but, I mean.
494
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,660
Do you get a hall pass?
495
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,960
I've never asked for a hall pass.
496
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,700
You've never asked for a hall pass?
497
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:24,660
I have not.
498
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,980
You want to call him, ask for a hall pass right now?
499
00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:28,260
Um.
500
00:19:31,060 --> 00:19:33,540
I don't know what you would say if I seriously called him.
501
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,960
No, I would just have him say it.
502
00:19:35,180 --> 00:19:36,200
I don't, I don't, yeah.
503
00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:39,860
So, um, wait, I said naked though.
504
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:40,340
Oh.
505
00:19:40,340 --> 00:19:40,540
Did I?
506
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:41,160
Yeah.
507
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:42,500
Okay, yeah.
508
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:52,160
I was letting that slide a little, I know, okay.
509
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,470
Look at this girl.
510
00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:56,290
Oh my.
511
00:19:56,690 --> 00:19:59,370
So, would you say that you're a, a horny girl?
512
00:20:00,810 --> 00:20:01,810
Uh, yeah.
513
00:20:02,510 --> 00:20:03,370
I would.
514
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,470
You ever, like, displayed your pussy?
515
00:20:07,730 --> 00:20:08,610
Displayed my pussy?
516
00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:09,710
I have not.
517
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:10,830
No, just like laid it out.
518
00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:11,670
Like laid it out?
519
00:20:12,090 --> 00:20:13,590
Like, could you show us your pussy?
520
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,850
Um, lay it out sounds.
521
00:20:16,930 --> 00:20:19,730
Like, like sit back and just kind of like spread your legs?
522
00:20:20,190 --> 00:20:20,690
Um.
523
00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:21,930
Just a little peep, you know?
524
00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:22,930
Like a little peep.
525
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,010
Oh, there you go.
526
00:20:25,010 --> 00:20:27,130
Got a little, a little energy going on.
527
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:27,630
Right?
528
00:20:27,930 --> 00:20:28,150
Yeah.
529
00:20:31,950 --> 00:20:35,410
You ever have someone, um, are you a shy girl?
530
00:20:35,550 --> 00:20:40,860
You ever have someone just like, sorry, I was distracted.
531
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:48,830
Um, yeah, let's, uh, could you show us a little more?
532
00:20:48,990 --> 00:20:49,590
Show us a little?
533
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:04,960
So, huh.
534
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:12,030
Bro, you're being creepy over there.
535
00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:12,870
What are you trying to do?
536
00:21:13,330 --> 00:21:14,150
I mean, what?
537
00:21:16,510 --> 00:21:18,750
You ever had someone jerk off to you?
538
00:21:19,150 --> 00:21:20,530
You ever watch someone jerk off?
539
00:21:21,130 --> 00:21:21,570
Um.
540
00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:25,090
Besides your band, it's hard to talk to you because you've been with your
541
00:21:25,090 --> 00:21:26,290
husband for 15 years.
542
00:21:26,430 --> 00:21:27,270
Right, yes.
543
00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:32,620
So look, this is what I say.
544
00:21:32,780 --> 00:21:32,960
Okay.
545
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,400
You're already being a shitty wife, right?
546
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:36,980
Let's be honest.
547
00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:38,180
I've probably crossed the line.
548
00:21:38,180 --> 00:21:39,600
Yes, you've crossed the line already.
549
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:42,180
You're butt naked in a van full of three guys.
550
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:42,580
Yes.
551
00:21:42,780 --> 00:21:43,020
Alright?
552
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,660
So, he obviously likes what he sees.
553
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:48,460
Yes.
554
00:21:49,380 --> 00:21:50,380
You're butt naked.
555
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,240
Let's make it worth it.
556
00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:53,860
Yeah, I mean.
557
00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:54,660
Okay, yeah.
558
00:21:55,420 --> 00:21:56,740
Let's make it worth it.
559
00:21:57,100 --> 00:22:01,020
How about, how about, I'll throw in some extra money.
560
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,520
We just see where it goes.
561
00:22:07,290 --> 00:22:08,330
We see where this goes.
562
00:22:08,470 --> 00:22:11,450
Why don't we, we can start with maybe you just kind of touching it.
563
00:22:11,670 --> 00:22:11,870
Okay.
564
00:22:15,910 --> 00:22:17,110
Time to type.
565
00:22:17,950 --> 00:22:22,010
Yeah, you're gonna probably fucking have multiple orgasms everywhere.
566
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:48,840
There we
567
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:49,540
go.
568
00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:52,740
Oh, shit.
569
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:58,080
You told me to touch it, buddy.
570
00:22:59,260 --> 00:23:01,000
She went straight to sucking it up.
571
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,380
I mean, by all means, I mean.
572
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:51,750
Well, this is not how I expected my afternoon to go.
573
00:26:29,110 --> 00:27:06,780
Oh, my gosh.
574
00:27:33,340 --> 00:27:33,580
Oh my God.
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