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Holy shit.
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You fuckers got a death wish?
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What, did you miss
the announcement?
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Go shelter in place 'til we
can make an official call.
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Go on. Get the
fuck outta here.
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Thank you, boys.
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Jesus. It's hotter than two
rats fuckin' in a wool sock.
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Stay.
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Fuck me.
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Come on! Oh yeah!
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Chill out, man.
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You get it?
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Guys, this door is
super fucky, okay?
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So don't let it shut.
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I'm trying to get
someone here to fix this
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but my texts won't send.
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I think anything south of
trailer 17 is a black hole!
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Bad signal.
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I don't know.
Should we make a run for it?
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Find a better shelter?
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Roach, bangin' it never helps.
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That's not what she said, man.
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I gotta take a wizard.
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Oh! Fuckin' A!
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Roach!
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Oh my god.
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You're a stoned genius!
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Yeah. Totally, man.
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This one time,
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I got a subscription to
"High Times Magazine"
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for answering a skill
testing question correctly.
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Oh yeah? What was it?
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What was what?
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Oh fuck.
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Come back. Oh.
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Hey man.
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Bangin' on it doesn't help.
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Dewey, why are you pissing
on the port-a-potty?
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Opsferatu.
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Oh yeah. I remember.
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This is how real visionaries
scale themselves.
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Even though today
I'm in Frankfurt,
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I'm attending three
meetings simultaneously
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in three different time zones.
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Oh, hey guys!
The AC unit's broken
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and I can't get reception
to call an electrician.
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Let me take a look.
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You stay here.
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Leonard, you're a
senior engineer,
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leave this to the schlubs.
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Hey, be careful of that door.
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It slams and sticks.
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This is insane.
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It's no way to live.
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We need to get the AC fixed.
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My ass cheeks and my nutsack
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are gonna be stuck to
this chair forever.
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Why would you put
that in my head? God.
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Heat index over forty.
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That's shut-her-down hot.
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Heat day?
- Oh, I'm calling it.
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Fuck yeah! Beach day, baby!
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Oh, I regret the words
I'm about to say but...
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pool party at my place?
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No way!
- Oh, fuck yeah!
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Woo hoo hoo!
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Pool party!
Pool-pool-pool party!
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Attention everyone.
This is your GF.
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The workday has been suspended
due to excessive temperature.
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Heat day, fuckers.
Let's get wet!
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Let's see some dad
bods out there!
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Yeahhhh!
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I'll inform any stragglers
and I'll see ya there.
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Oh!
- Hey.
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Heat day?
- Pool party at Chelsea's.
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Yes!
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I got beers in my truck.
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Bring 'em all. I'm your boss.
And that's an order, Tase.
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Heat day! Let's go!
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Do we have to
invite Jenn Conch?
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Fuck no.
- Yes!
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Oh, hey man.
While you're down there...
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Gross!
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The heat pump's toast.
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It's only blasting hot air.
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Yeah, just like I told you.
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What's up, fuckface?
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Not much, shithead.
- Wooo!
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Okay. Heat day is confirmed
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and Chelsea is
hosting a pool party.
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Nooooo!!
- Nooooo!!!
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Why?
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That thing stick?
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It does!
- It does!
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Okay, I'll call for help.
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But there's no reception!
- No signal!
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No answer, ding-dong.
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Oh fuck me!
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What in the French fried fuck?
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Good luck, Chummer.
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Fuck sakes.
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I will have the common sense
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to not yell at
inanimate objects!!
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Nice, Homer.
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I'm feeling proud of
your progress, Homer.
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Hang on, Cam.
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Hey Todd, I'm just on a call
with my deprogramming sponsor.
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Fuckin' right, buddy.
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So listen, there's a
pool party at Chelsea's
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and someone stole
my fuckin' shorts.
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Big whoop. Someone took
my fuckin' job away.
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Well, deprogram that.
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Listen, come to the party.
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You need to see your crew,
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show everyone you're
ready to go back to work.
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Yes! It's time I
re-entered civilized society.
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I just, I need to
get paid again, man!
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There you go,
ya dick twizzler!
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Listen, do me a favour,
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grab me a pair of
trunks out of the laundry
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and get the fuck
over to Chelsea's.
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Yeah, I'm on it.
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Okay. So, um, I just
got invited to a party
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and I think I'm ready!
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Do you? I mean, I've
got my coping tools.
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Right, Snax?
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You know, why don't
you go fuck yourself?
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And-and I'll-I'll
practice deep breathing
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if anybody brings
up pool chlorine,
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even though it is chemical
warfare on the body!
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Would you like to
hear the latest?
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And you didn't
hear this from me,
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but chlorine causes
rosacea and fallen arches.
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From one truther to the other.
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Astonishingly unhelpful.
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Stay strong, my boy.
Stay strong.
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I'll call you later.
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Well, Snax,
I'm going to a party.
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Metal expands and doors
jam in these cheap trailers.
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Thermal expansion.
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Windows all sealed
and graded shut.
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This is a problem!
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Okay, everyone. Don't panic.
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I've got this.
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Thank you, Dewey!
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Epic fail.
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Oh, for fuck's sake, Dewey.
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Everyone panic!
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Oh my God! Oh my God!
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Oh no!
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I turned it into a hair dryer!
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We're gonna fry in here!
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Why won't it turn off?
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Everyone's gone.
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No one's coming for us.
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Oh my God, guys.
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My body doesn't
metabolize heat properly.
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I have no sweat glands.
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I'm gonna embarrass myself.
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I'm not normal!
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Not normal how?
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I pant like a
fuckin' Retriever!
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Can you fetch?
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No, Roach.
But I fuckin' bite.
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Okay! Hey! R-2-Dbag!
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We're stuck in here!
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Go wheel yourself up
and get some help!
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Okay. Well, R-2-Dbag is on it.
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C-3-P-Go fuck yourself.
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Okay. Uh, Leonard, Dewey,
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go find another
way outta here!
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Roach, lie Steph down
and get her stoned!
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Aye-aye, Captain.
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Don't panic.
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Why are there so many
fuckin' locks on this thing?!
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Hello? There is a group
stuck in trailer 19!
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Medhi!
- Taser, thank goodness.
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We have a crisis.
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We're all going to the
boss's place for caviar
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and expensive cocktails.
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Pool party!
Wish you were here!
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Wait, wait, wait, wait! Oh!
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You know what?
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You are all a group of
party-obsessed fools.
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Hello?
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Yes, uh, thank you
for calling me back.
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Room 1308.
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I have one very important
question for you.
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Are your heirloom
oats gluten free?
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That doesn't work.
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Good afternoon, Chelsea.
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Aw, Homer. Glad you came.
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Would you, um,
allow me please?
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You do florals?
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Yes. Maureen's encouraged
me to take up habits
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that are based in reality
as she so eloquently put it,
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if you call this bullshit
simulation a reality.
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Drink all those beers,
boys, or you're fired!
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Thanks for having us, Chelsea.
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Pleasure. Nice rig.
- Right?
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Homer, you okay?
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Glad you came
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but go back to my place if
you're feeling triggered
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or wherever the fuck
is happening here.
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You know, I could go back and
keep working on your hot tub.
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As you were, my man.
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Here are your shorts.
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Wow, this place is insane!
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It's all right.
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Homer, are you okay?
You want a beer?
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Oh fuck. I love it when
a heat day comes together.
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I'm leaking.
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It feels like a sauna in here.
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Roach, man, you've
had a screwdriver
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this whole fuckin' time?
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Screwdriver?
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No, that's my vape driver.
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But good idea though.
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Leonard!
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If no one comes,
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this sandwich will
keep us alive.
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You protect your lunch.
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All I want is this Leatherman.
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Okay, where were we?
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Marry Chelsea.
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You should totally
marry Chelsea, dude.
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Your life would smell like
a five-star hotel, man.
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I'd marry Chelsea.
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Marry Chelsea.
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And fuck Jenn Conch.
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Euphemism?
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Is that a euphemism?
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It just rhymes, idiot.
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This could be the way out!
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Goddammit! These
are fuckin' tight.
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They're pinching my bag and
going right up my hole. Fuck!
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Dumbass packed me
the wrong shorts!
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Those are Audrey's shorts.
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Yeah, no shit.
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They're riding
right up my hole.
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Ew.
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Ooh.
- Oh!
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Look. There's a nice old lady
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staring at your sweet
and juicy candy ass.
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Hey, big boy.
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You got "BARF" written
right across your arse?
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Oh fuck.
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He sure does.
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That's Gladys. Ignore her.
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Hello Gladys.
- Hello.
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I guess I'm wearing pants.
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No, you're not. Yoink!
- Hey!
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I like those shorts.
Take 'em, Gladys!
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They're my property now.
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Can I have my pants, please?
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Back off!
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I will tear the
both of you apart!
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Oh I've got the stamina.
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Believe me.
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Good to know.
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I can't wear these
fuckin' things.
263
00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,657
Fuckin' right you can't.
264
00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:37,077
Hey Gladys, don't threaten
me with a good time, my dear.
265
00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,453
Let's fuckin' go, boys!
266
00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:40,496
Ahhhhhh!
267
00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,499
Taser! Oh, no, no, no!
268
00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,249
And fucking go, ladies.
269
00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,502
Taser, why would you bring
your kids to a work party?
270
00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,295
Just trying to
be a better dad.
271
00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:50,547
Spend quality time.
Right, kids?
272
00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:51,673
Ow that hurts!
273
00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:54,218
Well, it hurt me when you
didn't take us for ice cream
274
00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,427
on the way here.
275
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,845
Yeah, Taser. We're hungry!
276
00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,263
You told us we'd get fed here!
277
00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,557
Your kids call ya Taser?
278
00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:02,142
Remember we talked about this.
279
00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,227
I'm your dad.
280
00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,687
You call me "Dad".
281
00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,063
Love you, babies.
282
00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,731
We're having fun!
283
00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,109
You kids.
284
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,402
You having fun, fun dad?
285
00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:13,529
Oh, nice shorts!
286
00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,072
And now there's children here.
287
00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:16,073
Thank you.
288
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,077
.
Hold steady. Here we go, baby.
289
00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:22,079
Oh my God.
290
00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,539
.
You got it, Auds.
291
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,541
.
A little higher. I got a knot.
292
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,584
.
Guys, this isn't a
fucking back massage.
293
00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:29,753
Oh yeah.
294
00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,130
Feels good.
295
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,089
Shit.
296
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:34,717
Guys, you have to hoist me up.
297
00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:36,885
Giddy up. Here we go.
298
00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,554
Ooh yeah, I see the daylight!
299
00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,055
I don't know if you fit, man.
300
00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:41,599
Shit!
301
00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:47,104
I gotta sit down.
302
00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:48,522
.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
303
00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:49,940
Easy, girl.
304
00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,776
You just need a
little cloud cover.
305
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:54,946
I'll take some too.
306
00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:04,121
Oh no! I have a contact high!
307
00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,123
I've never done drugs before!
308
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,541
.
There's no going back, man.
309
00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,210
Oh my god.
310
00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:11,295
Nice shorts, baglicker!
311
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,339
Ahhhh! You little...
312
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,507
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Those are Louboutins
313
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,759
and that might mean
nothing to you, but-
314
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,761
Those are nice for feet.
- Yes, they are.
315
00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:20,388
They're also expensive!
316
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,681
Ah! Mother f-!
317
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,975
Okay. H-h-how about
we do a trade here?
318
00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,351
Can I offer you
some stuffed olives?
319
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:27,436
.
Yeah you can!
320
00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,730
Hopefully nobody's playing
wack-a-dick over here.
321
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,274
Pump it, Cricket.
322
00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,317
How ridiculous do I look
in these shorts, boys?
323
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:34,777
Have you looked in a mirror?
324
00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:36,028
Easy there, Tan-man!
325
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,112
.
Shut the fuck up.
326
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,614
The man is still
a stallion, okay?
327
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:39,657
But yeah, he's right.
328
00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:41,200
You look like fuckin' shit.
329
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,493
Prick.
330
00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:43,661
Oh well, fuck it.
331
00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:45,746
Heat day still rules, boys.
332
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:50,042
I wonder where
fuckin' Audrey is.
333
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,503
Hmm?
334
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:53,963
And Dewey.
335
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:55,714
And Steph.
336
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,216
No, that's a good point,
Backwoods.
337
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,343
Is someone else having
a competing party?
338
00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:00,803
Does Jenn Conch have a pool?
339
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,847
Oh, I'm sure she'd just fill it
with Prosecco and party foam
340
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,516
and call it Jenn-chella.
341
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:06,809
Yeah! Conch-stock.
342
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,394
Homer, Ghost Protocol?
343
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,688
Mm. I'm off the dark web.
344
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,398
My son's monitoring
my internet usage.
345
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,192
And no more energy drinks.
346
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,193
But I'm feeling good!
347
00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:17,361
Life is good, right?
348
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,238
Yes. Drink to that.
349
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,240
.
Yeah. Lemon shark bite.
350
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,574
.
Tell us more.
351
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,451
.
Three years old.
352
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:25,828
My dad faked his own death
353
00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,871
to get out of paying
child support.
354
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:30,499
Joke's on him.
355
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,085
Found him in Regina with
a whole other family,
356
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,211
so that's cool.
357
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:35,587
I got step-brothers.
358
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,423
You guys heard of
kissing cousins?
359
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,590
Oh yeah.
360
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,259
I can top that.
361
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,844
.
I've only ever
been with my wife.
362
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,846
Aww that's adorable.
363
00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,806
And she's only
ever been with me.
364
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,057
That's delusional.
365
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,809
This is grim, guys.
366
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,895
I'll never have the
chance to do it.
367
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,690
Do sex?
368
00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,484
Yeah, do sex.
369
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:01,321
You wear a shirt that says
"certified lover" on it.
370
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,407
It says
"certified panda lover".
371
00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:05,451
And I got it at the zoo.
372
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,077
I wear it to be ironical.
373
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:08,705
I do sex.
374
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,665
I just can't wear socks.
It gives me blisters.
375
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:12,708
No, no, no, no!
376
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,251
Don't do that. Don't do that.
377
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:17,880
No, no, no, no, no!
There's no circulation in here!
378
00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:19,006
.
Oh my god!
379
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,341
Roach, no! Oh fuck!
What a stink!
380
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,926
.
I know, I know, I know.
381
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:26,597
My feet stink and my
collarbone pops out,
382
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:29,600
but I got excellent
penmanship, man.
383
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,852
Roach, rewind a little.
384
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,106
I can't wear socks.
It gives me blisters.
385
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:37,066
Fast forward.
386
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,108
I can't remember what I said.
387
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,318
His collarbone pops out.
388
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,279
Yeah, that's what I said!
389
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,447
Up you go!
390
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,865
Hop up, stink foot!
391
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:47,534
Wha-what?
- Oh yeah.
392
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,912
Homer, YouTube says
the Denver Airport
393
00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:51,538
is a portal to hell.
394
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,374
Now do you think the
horse statue there
395
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:54,708
killed its own
sculptor, or...?
396
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:57,586
The horse has a name
and it's Bluecifer.
397
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,296
Bluecifer?
- What the fuck. Shit.
398
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,340
Which I would explain to
you if I was engaging,
399
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,299
but I am not.
400
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,342
Good for you, man.
401
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,510
Stay strong.
You got this, buddy.
402
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,469
Yeah.
403
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:06,929
Homer, what about them pigeons?
404
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,931
Still think they're
government drones?
405
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,516
They're just birds,
Tase, just birds.
406
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,517
.
Yeah, they are.
407
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,143
How about billionaire
blood transfusions?
408
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:15,145
Come on, guys,
lay off him a little, huh?
409
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:17,147
Is the Earth flat?
- Is the moon hollow?
410
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,149
Wait a second.
411
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,109
Are you telling me
412
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:22,236
that Marilyn Manson
took out his own ribs
413
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:24,321
so he can suck his own dick?
414
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:27,409
I am on vacation.
415
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:30,828
I celebrate the
things I can control...
416
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:31,954
.
Good for you, Homer.
417
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:34,498
Move small obstacles
to reach my goals.
418
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,625
.
Just like Marilyn Manson
419
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,961
'cause the man is
a fuckin' genius.
420
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,337
Yes! Genius.
- Maureen.
421
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,797
Oh boy.
- What's that song?
422
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:42,798
.
That's enough, boys.
423
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:43,841
Maureen.
424
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,928
Don't you fuckin'
fart in my face.
425
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,930
.
Okay! Just fuckin' go!
426
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,515
Okay, okay,
I'm gonna keep pushing!
427
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:52,850
.
Oh, oh. Oh, it's too tight!
428
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,935
You're ripping my skin, man!
429
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:57,355
Okay, okay! Okay, okay,
okay, okay. We're stopping.
430
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,108
Oh!
431
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:04,778
Leonard, what's in your sub?
432
00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,364
Lettuce and vegan mayo?
433
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,117
Don't you think about it.
434
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,535
I already thought about it.
435
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:14,205
The new Homer's
kind of weirdin' me out.
436
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,373
He's not like the old Homer.
He's no fun.
437
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:17,374
Can we reboot him?
- Yeah.
438
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,375
What're you guys
talking about, huh?
439
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:19,418
Are you talking shit about me?
440
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,878
Busted.
- Yes!
441
00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:23,172
We just miss the guy who
used to talk about UFOs
442
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:24,381
and robot overlords.
443
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,884
My wife doesn't
miss that guy, okay?
444
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:30,012
What Maureen doesn't like is
that you believe this stuff.
445
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:32,890
It's hard not to believe in
the matrix when you're in it!
446
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,726
Open your mouth, Neo!
- Whoa!
447
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:39,563
You missed me, huh?
448
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:42,024
You expect me to believe
that chlorine is for germs?!
449
00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:44,985
No! It's for mind control!!
- Here we go.
450
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,153
Yes.
451
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:48,405
That's why all you sheeple
are so agreeable at parties!
452
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:52,201
It's not the hot dogs!
It's compliance gas!!!
453
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:53,870
You gotta get over this, man.
454
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,413
Chelsea, I need your laptop!
455
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:57,414
Fucking touch me, you fuck.
456
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:58,415
Why? Why? What're you gonna do?
457
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,250
Holy fuck!
- We miss you Homer!
458
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,587
You're a shit disturber.
- Yes, I am!
459
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,090
Hey!
460
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,177
Oh.
461
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:14,056
Oh, we should have thought
of this a while ago. Oh.
462
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,391
I'm not gonna eat
the rest of that.
463
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:16,892
Let's get him up, people.
464
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:20,270
Okay, ready? 1, 2, 3!
465
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,025
.
There goes my collarbone!
466
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,485
Aww man!
467
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:35,786
Can you get out?
468
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:38,580
I'm totally fuckin' stuck, man.
469
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,250
Okay, okay. Let's get him down.
470
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:43,794
Roach?
471
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:48,632
Oh man, no!!
472
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:51,343
.
Homer, you know who's
really behind chlorine?
473
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,845
Big Pharma.
- All right! Enough!
474
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:53,929
I need your support, okay?
475
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,097
You're supposed
to be helping me.
476
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,641
From my perspective,
Homer, you're doing good.
477
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,810
You're vertical,
dressed as a civilian.
478
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,937
Sitting here in clothes
is hardly aspirational.
479
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,522
Would you like
links to clothing?
480
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,565
What?
481
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:07,067
New summer inventory is
being updated every hour.
482
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:09,069
Homer, where the fuck
did you find this guy?
483
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,487
Someone in my group
recommended him.
484
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,072
I think he's in
Texas or something.
485
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,658
I have a
virtual success rate of 98%
486
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,870
and a 4.95 star rating.
487
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,831
I'm expecting a five
star from you, pardner!
488
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:23,584
Did he just get
a Texas accent?
489
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,170
Yeah, he did.
490
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,046
Hold on a second.
491
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,339
Hey Cam,
tell me a haiku
492
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,508
where the first letter of
each line spells the word "cat",
493
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,469
but do it in a cockney accent.
494
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,095
Closed
doors hide the truth.
495
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:37,347
Aliens run the bake sales.
496
00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:39,475
Tinfoil hats, sold out.
497
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:42,853
Mm-hmm. Goddamnit, he's an AI!
498
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:44,480
What? Really?
499
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:45,647
I thought it was pretty good.
500
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,316
No, I got duped
and you know what?
501
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:49,193
I want a refund,
you robotic fuck.
502
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:51,862
Homer, I never
told you I'm human.
503
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,697
Read our terms of service.
504
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:56,075
I'm authorized to sign you up
505
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:59,536
for a two-year
non-refundable subscription,
506
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,080
and I did.
507
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,498
Fuck!!
508
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:04,375
Call back anytime, Homer.
509
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:05,542
You look stressed.
510
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,629
Enough of this shit.
- Fuck yourself!
511
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,714
Come with me, right now.
512
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,217
Fuck, man.
513
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,719
You're going in that pool,
Homer.
514
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,554
You need to end this
conspiracy loop.
515
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,264
You tell him, booty shorts.
516
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,100
You can call me booty
shorts all you want
517
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,103
but I'm standing here
in front of y'all,
518
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:27,147
dick and nuts fighting
over that last gasp of air.
519
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,607
And you know what?
520
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,775
They both lost?
521
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,318
I don't even fuckin' care.
522
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,112
What I do care
about is you, Homer.
523
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,072
No one's gonna
abduct you again.
524
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,408
The pyramids are
just stone triangles
525
00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:40,202
and 'Oumuamua's just
a giant space rock.
526
00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:41,203
Get over it.
527
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,413
.
Yeah!
528
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,039
Now hold my hand.
529
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,040
No chance.
530
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,667
I don't have eye
or ear protection.
531
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:48,585
I don't want pulmonary
edema or chronic bronchitis.
532
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:51,213
Homer, hold my fuckin' hand.
533
00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:53,132
I'm not holding
your fuckin' hand.
534
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:56,176
I'll hold whatever you like,
short shorts.
535
00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:57,720
And you, the other fella!
536
00:18:57,721 --> 00:18:59,805
Stop being such
a little biatch!
537
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:00,848
Gladys!
538
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:04,268
Get in the fucking pool!
539
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:06,103
I think
everybody should do
540
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:08,147
whatever the
fuck Gladys says!
541
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,231
I like Gladys.
542
00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:11,066
Homer!
543
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,609
Homer! Homer!
- Backwoods, stop!
544
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:13,861
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
545
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,571
.
Yes you are doing it.
546
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:16,655
Homer! Homer!
547
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,240
It's not happening.
It's not happening!
548
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:19,283
Homer! Homer!
549
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:21,076
It's not happening!
550
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:24,747
Homer!
Homer! Homer! Homer!
551
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:26,248
Come on, Homer. Take the hand!
552
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:27,458
Homer!
Homer! Homer! Homer!
553
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,460
I can't. I can't.
- Homer! Homer! Homer!
554
00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:32,046
Come on, Homer.
You can do this.
555
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:33,839
You got this.
556
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,090
You can do it.
557
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,009
There you go. Yeah!
558
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,609
♪ Who'd you drag
around my door ♪
559
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,277
I did it!
560
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:58,238
He did! He fuckin' did it!
561
00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,283
♪ They won't be
here no more
562
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:02,993
♪ Who'd you leave ♪
563
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,620
Hey, girls. Hey. Hey.
564
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:05,704
Let's not tell your moms
565
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,124
how much daddy and his
friends drank today.
566
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:10,501
Yeah!
567
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,680
Fuck off! Fuck off!
568
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,014
Fuck off!
569
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:27,226
I can feel my power
draining away.
570
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,144
.
We're all dying.
571
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,647
Oh ho ho!
572
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,023
Power!
573
00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:35,317
Guys, the only way to
stop the heat pumping
574
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,486
is to cut the power
and trip the breaker!
575
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:38,696
It might electrocute you,
576
00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:40,155
it's 220 volts.
577
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,740
But use your right hand
578
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,617
and hold your left arm
against your body,
579
00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:44,868
the current will ground
out through your feet
580
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:46,662
and won't pass through your
left arm, frying your heart!
581
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,163
Hop to it, Leonard.
582
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,332
Electrician and engineer
both start with "E".
583
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,291
That's close enough!
584
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,961
Come on, Leonard.
585
00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:54,712
Tell my wife I loved her
586
00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:56,338
since the moment I
laid eyes on her.
587
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:57,923
Cut the fuckin' wire!
588
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,216
Cut the wire.
589
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:00,342
Come on. Be brave.
590
00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:01,552
.
Cut the wire!
591
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:07,017
Noooo!
592
00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:09,560
The door sticks!
593
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:11,187
No, it doesn't.
594
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:13,732
.
Oh.
595
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:15,941
.
Marcus, you're an angel!
596
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:16,900
What?
597
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,361
I will live to do sex! Marcus!
598
00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:21,739
Get the fuck off of me!
599
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,574
Marcus, how did you
find us?
600
00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:24,700
RoboMedhi called.
601
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,744
He told me to say,
"Leonard, you suck".
602
00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:28,203
Medhi!
- We're free.
603
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:29,329
.
I gotta rehydrate my tongue.
604
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,956
.
You really don't sweat.
605
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,459
Ah!
606
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,251
Fuck off, man.
607
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,257
Wake up! There we go.
608
00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:41,592
Oh, your
kids are so cute,
609
00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:43,302
it makes me wanna have more.
610
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:44,386
Five hundred for the pair.
611
00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:45,345
I'mma good for it.
612
00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:47,389
No more beers and
definitely no more kids!
613
00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:48,807
You're paying for the cab.
Let's go!
614
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:51,769
I'll ride in the
trunk then if you want me to.
615
00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:53,812
Good luck, boys.
- Thanks guys. God.
616
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,774
Oh my- Jesus.
You're all red and rashy!
617
00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:58,484
You've got a chlorine allergy?
618
00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,778
No. Think they're
relief hives,
619
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:02,696
coupled with burning
tears of pride!
620
00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:05,074
Well, you face down the
chlorine demon and won.
621
00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:07,117
Yeah. Well, there's
chlorine in tap water.
622
00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:09,244
Yeah, and this fucker takes
twenty minute showers.
623
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:10,412
Yeah. I'm a little crazy.
624
00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:11,705
You are a little crazy.
625
00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:12,748
And we love you for it.
626
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,167
Chelsea, thanks for
the awesome party.
627
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:16,627
Anything else we can
do before we leave?
628
00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:17,961
Place looks pretty good,
I think.
629
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,797
No. I've already
called the cleaners.
630
00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:23,634
Oh, but please,
never wear those again.
631
00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:25,803
Richard Simmons is
rolling over in his grave.
632
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:27,262
Come on, we'll get you
some calamine lotion.
633
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:28,681
I can't see.
Is that a bad thing?
634
00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:30,432
.
Hey, booty shorts.
635
00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:33,769
That was a nice moment you
had with your little fwiends.
636
00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:36,271
Here's your pants,
washed and pressed.
637
00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:37,356
You washed my pants?
638
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:38,440
What'd they
smell or something?
639
00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:39,817
Do I look like the
sort of person
640
00:22:39,818 --> 00:22:42,861
who goes around sniffing
people's pants?
641
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:43,821
No.
642
00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:45,948
Well I am.
643
00:22:45,949 --> 00:22:48,283
Next time, bring
your dad over.
644
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:50,369
He is a rig.
645
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:52,997
Oh. A real DILF.
646
00:22:52,998 --> 00:22:54,748
Okay. I didn't know
you knew my dad.
647
00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:56,875
I don't. Yet.
648
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,168
I'll tell him you said hi.
649
00:22:58,169 --> 00:22:59,461
Tell him to bring his laundry.
650
00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:00,838
They smell good. Thanks.
651
00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:02,881
.
Oh my god,
652
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:03,882
you smell like a fetus.
653
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,467
.
Agua! Agua!
654
00:23:05,468 --> 00:23:07,344
.
It looks like a third degree!
Take him to the medic!
655
00:23:07,345 --> 00:23:08,429
Safety first, guys.
656
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:09,430
Water? Water?
657
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:11,306
Hey, you got
any of that sandwich?
658
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,350
We rubbed it all over you, man.
659
00:23:13,351 --> 00:23:14,435
Ahh-ha-ha!
660
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:15,894
You can drive.
661
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,439
Steph, you coming with us?
662
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,857
I'll chase ya.
663
00:23:19,858 --> 00:23:22,317
Fuck off!
- You fuck off!
664
00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:23,444
.
I hate today.
665
00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:24,528
I swear to God,
666
00:23:24,529 --> 00:23:26,405
I better not have to push
this van again, Homer.
667
00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:28,365
Relax. I got the
alternator fixed.
668
00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:29,658
Yeah, you said that last time.
669
00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:31,285
Six fuckin' blocks.
670
00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:32,453
You got a free leg workout.
671
00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:34,455
You're welcome.
672
00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:36,124
What's that smell?
673
00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:37,708
Heartbreak.
674
00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:39,377
Dried up dick tears.
675
00:23:40,295 --> 00:23:42,546
We're getting you back
to work tomorrow.
676
00:23:42,547 --> 00:23:44,173
I'll find the money.
677
00:23:44,174 --> 00:23:45,675
Thank fuck.
678
00:23:51,014 --> 00:23:53,515
Okay, I lied. I didn't
get the alternator fixed.
679
00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:55,351
Fuck sakes.
- Give it a little boost.
680
00:23:55,352 --> 00:23:56,477
Please?
681
00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:57,728
Fuck!
682
00:23:57,729 --> 00:23:59,397
Thanks, Todd. Sorry, buddy!
683
00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:03,692
Push?
684
00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:06,779
Come on, put your legs into it!
685
00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,530
.
Is the fuckin' hand
brake on or what?
686
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:09,823
Hey! It's in neutral!
687
00:24:09,824 --> 00:24:10,783
.
Fuuuuuck!
688
00:24:10,784 --> 00:24:12,910
♪ Might as well
go for a soda
689
00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:16,915
♪ Nobody hurts
and nobody cries
690
00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:20,209
♪ Might as well
go for a soda
691
00:24:20,210 --> 00:24:24,089
♪ Nobody drowns
and nobody dies
692
00:24:26,383 --> 00:24:28,008
♪ Might as well
go for a soda
693
00:24:28,009 --> 00:24:32,055
♪ It's better than slander,
it's better than lies
694
00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:35,974
♪ Might as well
go for a soda
695
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:39,979
♪ Nobody hurts
and nobody cries ♪
696
00:24:39,980 --> 00:24:41,146
Excuse me, sir.
697
00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:42,773
Uh, could you please
help me down the stairs?
698
00:24:42,774 --> 00:24:44,149
What the fuck?
699
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,109
.
What?
700
00:24:45,110 --> 00:24:46,944
Oh! I remember you.
701
00:24:46,945 --> 00:24:47,945
Hey, buddy!
702
00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:49,613
How could I forget you, Medhi?
703
00:24:49,614 --> 00:24:51,782
The biggest jerk around.
704
00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:53,409
Hey, hey, hey.
Where you going?
705
00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:55,160
Come on, let's dance. Huh?
706
00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:57,496
Hey! Ah! I'm falling! Ow!
707
00:24:57,497 --> 00:24:59,373
Ouch!
708
00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:01,375
See you never,
Robonerd.
709
00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:03,420
You bloody
bastard!
710
00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:05,546
♪ Might as well
go for a soda
711
00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:06,965
♪ Nobody hurts
712
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:14,012
♪ Might as well
go for a soda
713
00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:16,474
♪ Nobody drowns
and nobody dies
714
00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:26,443
♪ It's better than slander,
it's better than lies
715
00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:29,988
♪ Might as well
go for a soda
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