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Oh, my God.

Why the hell did he challenge me in front of our master?

Please forgive me.

Don't ever do it again

Learn the techniques in this book and you'll be invincible.

Get a secret book.

Why is it so important to you?

We're great fighters now.

But we're not the best.

Until we master the style of the Invincibles.

It's my understanding that Kintai has it.

Excellent.

So we know where to find it.

Right stop practicing!

Thank you.

Concentrate! Do you think your student can take such foul

discipline?

washing all those dishes, bring me some water from our bath.

Yes, but to... to bath here is against the school rules.

Shut up and do as I say!

your presence here.

As you know, it's strictly forbidden to bathe in the kitchen. You should know

the regulations.

When

you've

dried yourself...

Yet although you work and study what I teach you conscientiously, you must also

be very careful to look after your health.

Yeah.

Don't worry about me.

Come here, Lamb.

He's absolutely useless.

Sue, I want you to teach him a lesson.

What did Lamb do to me? You're so angry.

Neglected our rules.

Brother, stop your complaining.

Forgive me.

Aren't you from the House of Absolutes?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, really?

I know you, too.

You know an awful lot with someone I've never met before.

girls in here?

Afraid we don't. Sorry, sorry.

Damn you.

Go. Sir, sir, you haven't paid the bill.

What?

We'll pay you, all right.

Of course we will.

How much?

Thanks. Just ten dollars.

We'll pay you by installments.

Sue.

Recently, you seem to have improved your kung fu.

Such a way to carry on.

Don't be too angry.

I've come here to tell you something.

I will soon be master of the house of absolutes.

That's being very sure of yourself.

That's confidence.

Incredible.

Mysterious fisherman murdered, but by whom?

Master.

I think the ones who were responsible for his death are called the Immortal

from the South.

The Immortal Trio?

Yes.

The secret book of the Invincibles is probably what they were really after.

We're sorry, Master.

I've told you before.

Bad appearance is something I will not tolerate.

Are you sorry now?

Who gave you that?

Tell me.

Tell me the truth.

Talk.

Now, who gave it to you?

What are you doing?

What's the meaning of this?

Master.

Lamb's eating.

When you told them, it was forbidden.

Damn.

I've had just about enough of your intolerable behavior.

You're a useless bastard.

Master, please punish me.

Shut up.

Master.

are suggesting to me is tantamount to blackmail. Just give me the invincible

secret book.

Never!

I'd never hand it over to a bastard like you.

Give it to me if you value your daughter's life.

How can a man like you operate like that?

You should know. I learned from you.

Then maybe I should provide you with a proper lesson.

Youth's no longer with you. That's quite impossible.

Is this the way to the House of Absolute?

Who wants to know?

Allow me to introduce myself.

You're very brave.

Who wants to know?

Damn

you,

little miserable coward.

Fighting an old man.

Come for the book of the invincible.

You'd better hand it over without delay.

I never heard of it.

YOU WOMB!

What's happened?

Magda!

Master!

Master.

I'll take revenge.

I'll take revenge on the ones who did this.

Could you betray your master?

The only thing to do now is to take revenge for his death.

What else do you expect me to do?

You haven't answered my question.

I think your father would want you to give some help. Where is Elder Master?

With his help, our lives could then be spared.

I've no idea.

Give to the poor Give to the poor Give

to those in need

We'll knock him out and take all his money.

Easy job.

no money.

Take a seat, sir. Take a seat.

I'll see you in a moment.

Hurry up. Good day, sir.

Good day.

Do you have it ready?

Please forgive me.

Business has been rather bad recently.

Please, please.

There are always excuses.

We're... Please, sir, forgive me. I'll pay tomorrow.

Of course.

The trouble with that is that tomorrow nothing comes.

Honestly, I'll keep my promise this time.

That's what you said the last time.

Listen,

old man, this is your last chance. If you don't have enough money tomorrow,

you'll be a dead man. Understand?

I understand.

Good.

take anymore.

Those lousy bastards, they took all our money and all our possessions.

We just can't live anymore. Help us to get rid of them, please.

my question.

Your eldest master.

Where is he? Answer me.

I think we'd better teach this guy a lesson.

That's right.

If you don't do as we tell, then we'll have no alternative but to take it out

that girlfriend of yours.

Understand? Yeah, understood.

I understand.

How do you feel now, my little beauty?

You little bitch!

What do you think you're doing?

I just couldn't give a damn.

What does having a little fun matter?

You're a fool.

So what if I am?

I needn't be anyone.

I make my own decisions.

It's you against me.

That's right.

Got anything to eat?

I'm sorry, I don't have anything.

A meat bar.

Come on, hurry up. Let's get going.

All right.

Hey, what are you doing?

I was wondering when you turn up.

Me? I just cannot stomach people like you.

You shouldn't bully people if you don't have the skill.

And that you'll remember to keep your promise.

Master!

And who might you be?

Master, do you know me now?

Life can be very cruel for some people.

I've been working here for many years, ever since I was a child.

I'm just like you.

That's hard.

Anyway, let's sleep.

I've been here for so long.

I must get away.

Hey,

we're not open yet. Please come back later.

Get us some wine.

But we're not open yet.

So are you.

It's not my fault.

It's got nothing to do with me.

Please.

Are

you

all right? Oh, my God. What have they done to you?

Hey, hey, hey.

What's going on here?

wrong with our service. We want you to teach those bastards a lesson and do as

we tell you. Oh, yes, yes, sir.

And send for something for us to eat, you stupid idiot.

Get over it.

You two, what the hell are you doing in there?

What's the matter with you?

What are you doing?

Hurry up, you stupid arsehole.

You... Please, Master.

You're an idiot.

You do nothing but ruin my business.

I don't want to see you ever again.

You mean you're not satisfied?

Yes, that's exactly what I mean.

I swear, I'll take revenge.

Come on, which way now?

Come on, move it.

It's a pretty good meal.

Spoiled your digestion.

Chew a missin'. You

bastard. I'll get you.

This is no place to sleep.

Just a minute, just a minute, just a minute.

I do apologize.

Please forgive me.

I promise to be more careful.

Next time.

This place is haunted.

I wonder.

Ask him. Yes. You don't do what you ask. Go on.

Master, we're in urgent need of your help.

What on earth's that coffin doing there?

Master, please help us.

all this is.

How can you be everywhere at once?

A short while ago you were asleep in the temple.

Except that I was not asleep in the temple.

Get up!

Shut up.

Now, don't you dare move.

Stay right where you belong.

Keep still.

Ah, welcome, welcome.

Hurry, get to my seat.

Run away, you cross -eyed fool.

Welcome, gentlemen.

Have a seat.

When I can sit with your mortal trio.

How's everything with the five devils?

What's wrong with your face?

Who's responsible?

I'm ashamed to say it was just an old beggar with a huge belly.

What was that?

Where is the beggar?

We have to find him.

He's everywhere.

Find him.

He's got to be somewhere.

Damn it, he's not here.

Limbs bent.

Taut, but relaxed.

Eyes closed.

Yeah.

Torture.

My neck, I can't stand it.

Remember, I've only just told you.

Keep your eyes closed.

Shut your mouth as well.

Yeah.

Just concentrate.

I think I'm going to die starving.

Shut up. Just do what you're told.

Is this the way to learn Kung Fu?

You'll know soon enough.

I... I think I'll be dead before then.

You must learn to use your ears and locate your enemy's position with your

closed.

You may eat now.

but I can't.

My head.

I'm full.

Men.

Men.

Come and collect the things.

Coming.

Now, we shall continue our class.

Yes.

Oh, I'm dying.

I'm dying.

Stop these plates.

Number one.

Number three.

Idiot. You're hopeless.

So dumb.

I've had quite enough of this.

Come back.

Don't worry.

He'll very soon come back.

Stand aside.

Who the hell is he?

Aren't you the guy we met the other day?

And you'd better look out.

I'm very angry.

That belly makes him look like the old beggar's grandson.

This isn't a belly.

This is a special muscle.

This time I'll teach you a lesson.

Lucky, I'm not going to kill you.

This time I'll let you off.

The old beggar's grandson, my ass.

Good to rest after a really good fight.

What a beautiful day.

Someone's coming.

Hold it!

How dare you presume to disturb my hour of rest?

What?

I'm done for this time.

Everyone dies eventually.

Why do you laugh?

I think I've seen you before somewhere.

I'm the master of the house of absolutes.

You'd... You'd better watch out.

Idiot. Idiot?

Hold your tongue.

Stop pretending.

You think I am?

We'll see.

Oh, no.

Master, I'm sorry.

I've come back.

see with your eyes wide open.

Pull yourself together.

Stand up.

I'll take you back.

Only if you dedicate yourself to training.

1024. Oh, dear.

My stomach.

What's wrong?

Keep your eyes closed.

Oh!

The Secret Book of the Invincibles tells mainly of spiritual practice.

People who have reached the appointed level have all their energy stored in

their stomachs.

It's a sudden change that cannot be forced.

And the more you suffer, the greater the chance of success.

Let me demonstrate to you its marvelous power.

Where's the girl gone?

I'll go and look for her.

Did you see Lam?

No.

Lam went to see if anything had happened to you.

Did anything happen?

Oh, no.

Excuse me.

Brother?

What? I found out where the old beggar is living.

Good. Let's go.

Hey,

big brother.

Say your prayers. I've come to kill you.

Is that so?

I'll make sure you die painfully.

We'll see.

mistaken. There's no such book.

We've met before, I think.

Bastards! Come out!

Start saying your prayers.

too strong, you must sap his energy.

I feel sorry for being such a terrible burden to you.

Nonsense.

Min, you're a good person.

Here, just get out of it.

I haven't come to beg.

I brought a message.

Give it here.

The master of the absolutes challenges you.

Meet me tomorrow at Dragon Valley, if you dare.

You're disguised, Min. It was very good indeed.

You shouldn't tease.

No, I meant it.

It was really good.

We meet again.

You smell

filthy.

Hi -ya!

Are you two scared?

This is what I call the double partner fist.

Double partner fist? Let me break that partnership.

I expect that.

Your kung fu is certainly no match for ours.

Your challenge?

You dare to become my opponent?

You sure got guts.

your chance of success.

Concentrate now and locate the position of your enemy by using your ears.

You won't be alone for long before I send you your brother.

The coffin is waiting for you.

Signed, Master of the House of Absolutes.

Don't worry.

I have confidence.

I will win this battle.

You challenge me?

Have you forgotten our last little meeting?

I'm going to show you the style of the Invincibles.

Very well.

Let's see the style of which you speak so highly.

It'll give me pleasure to take revenge.

Come on.

You just wait. I'll find a way to beat you. You wait.

Wait and see.