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Previously on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

Hey!

Woo!

She does not belong
with that man.

You think I should bring
the kiss up to Harry?

Yeah, but I like when
the guy takes initiative.

Erik is an entrepreneur,

investor, brand and performance
transformation coach.

I do a coaching program
to like

awaken the leader inside you.

What is the secret?

How come some people figure
it out, how come most don’t.

My natural success led me there.

Wihan definitely is sparkling
something inside of me.

Ah!

It’s rocking around.

Ah, ah!

Hook down, hook down!

It might have a break in it.

So let’s get you
to the hospital.

This could be a broken thumb.

If that’s an issue...

We need a new deckhand.

Harry, oh, God.

You need to utilize
me a bit more.

Tzarina’s not a great manager.
I don’t respect her as a chef.

So I’m ready at
this point to leave.

I’ve been offered another job.

-Okay.
-So I’m going to take that.

All he’s done
is bitch behind my back.

And we’re done.

I just find it hard to actually
be halfway through the season

and just jump off and
find another job.

It’s just a position
I’ve been offered.

So you can go today,
pack yourself up there.

It’s just the way I operate.

Right, start to clean
up your stuff here.

We can drive you to the marina
straight away.

That’s just a line in the
sand that I like to create.

-Okay.
-And then you...

I need to kick into gear,
I know.

You need to kick
right into gear.

-Yeah.
-Okay?

Show me everything you’ve got.

Um...

Lara.

Anthony’s leaving
this morning.

-I’ve got a couple of CVs.
-Okay.

But anything’s going to take
time to get into the island.

You’ve got to see this.

Hold on, do you see
that boat over there?

That’s like a
$400 million yacht.

-What’s up, people?
-What’s up, bro?

News. I’m offski.

[bleep], you’re going?

Yeah, I’ve been offered
to another job, mate.

Thank you, Anthony.

That was the saddest news
I’ve got today.

Thank you.

[bleep]

Tzarina’s going to freak.

[bleep]

[grunts]

-Hey.
-You okay?

Yeah, come here.

-You’re amazing, yes.
-You are, too.

-Keep killing it.
-I will.

Time to pack up my knives.

I’m feeling very confident
about my decision to leave.

As I look back on the season,
the one regret I have

was taking the job
in the first place.

-Good luck, Anthony.
-Cheers.

I’m excited to be a head chef
on my next boat,

cook things my way, and
not be pushed into a box.

Time to go.

Onwards and upwards.

We’re a man down on deck.

We need to find another
sous chef very quickly.

Agencies.
Oof...

And we can’t let that affect
the guest experience.

The show must go on, so I’m
going to get the guests off,

go for a dive,
allow the crew to reset,

and get ready for round two.

-Skinny spicy marg with salt.
-Thank you.

You’re welcome.

Um, I came in
here for something.

Now that Anthony’s gone,
I’ve got so much more to do.

Cleaning, cooking, everything.

I really need a shower.

Are they going to
bring you extra help?

Hopefully for next charter.

Crew food was Anthony’s role.

And now I’m having
to take it on.

It’s just, you know,
12 extra people to cook for.

The potential for
burnout is very high.

And I don’t know if
I can handle it,

but I’m going to die trying.

So nothing’s going
to be immediate.

What do you think is going
to happen with Harry?

I don’t know, but I worry
about the season without my boy.

I mean, I was really looking
forward to getting to know him.

I just don’t know if that’s
even going to be possible.

It’s not fair.

Well, however I can help you
get through this charter,

just let me know.

Thank you.

You better walk the walk.

It puts a whole new type of
accountability and pressure

on you, understand why it’s
so transformational.

Part of being in the light,

it fast-forces your
progress in life.

Like, I feel like Erik, I knew
him more on a one-on-one basis,

and being with him in more of
a group setting is different.

Yeah, and I don’t know if
it’s a healthy confidence

or if it’s an overly
cocky confidence.

Why do men suck
at communication?

It’s hard for me to answer
that question, man.

Naturally, men, historically,

in our DNA,
are great communicators.

Do you feel like you’re failing
somewhere in life?

Should be here within
the next 20 minutes.

Yeah, copy that.

Deck crew, galley. Can I have
some help with plates?

Copy that, coming up.

Quite messy today.

I’m tired.

-Oh, shoot.
-I know.

It’s okay.

Captain, they’re just coming
around the corner now.

-Copy.
-Hello.

All the cabins are done.

All right, so if you
want to get ready

to go diving,
just get in your wets.

Wihan, he’s on another planet
right now, making decisions.

without even consulting me
first, absolute bullsh--.

I’ve sent her
for diving tomorrow.

-Who?
-Marina.

Who am I going to
have the morning?

Oh, sh--, okay,
well, I already told her.

Now my hands are tied.

If I take that away from her,
I’m the bad guy.

Thanks, Wihan.

Did anyone hear from Harry?

Not yet.

Hilarious.

Ha, ha, ha,
that took me a second.

[laughing]

Nino, Nino.
I’ve got to go diving.

You’re in charge of the boat.

Okay, guys, we’re going to jump
on a boat and then go dive.

Off we go, ladies and gents.

Do you have any
champagne up here?

Yeah.

We want a round of shots
now that everyone’s gone.

We’re ready to go.

[bleep] yeah, I do.

Okay.

All right, do mind your
step at all times.

-What is this?
-It’s just dirty.

I’m wiping my butt
with it now.

Oh, I mean, I have a lot of
----ing sh-- to do now.

And I’m just a bit
behind with survival.

We’ll make it work.

-Ready?
-Ready.

-Excited?
-Yes.

We’re going through the
left against the current.

And then we’re going to come
back with the current.

What an amazing feeling.

When I was young, my dad took me
into a scuba diving trip.

It was an amazing experience.
It changed my whole life.

It felt like I was in space.

Nothing compares to it.

I’m just so thankful
to have Wihan

give me this opportunity.

All crew, all crew.
I’m back, baby.

Did you miss me?

Harry!

Harry’s back, Harry’s back.

Woo! Made it.

Thank you.

-Johnny.
-How are you?

It’s not fractured.

The doctor just says, don’t use
this hand at all

for the next few days.

Well, I can’t really be lead
deckhand anymore, can I?

So, I feel like
I’m pushed to the bench.

But, I got a text message
from someone.

"I hope you get
good news today."

Exclamation mark.

And I said back,

"Good news from the X-ray
and less pain today.

Thanks for checking in. X."

Is everything all good?

-Anton is leaving.
-What?

It was not what
he wanted it to be.

He left already.

-He’s gone?
-Yeah.

What? Okay.

I’m giving the floor
a quick little vacuum

and then I will have
this annoying sound done.

-How are you, darling?
-She’s been worried.

-Don’t worry.
-Don’t ever do that to me again.

I’m fine.
It’s not fractured.

That’s cute.

-I like this container.
-Oh, yeah.

-How are you?
-It’s not broken.

She doesn’t want me
to use this hand

-and this can’t get wet.
-No problem.

I’m quite relieved,

but he cannot do
diving excursions.

He cannot do water sports.

And this is what charter vessel
is all about.

So, we’re in a very,
very tough position,

but we’re going to make it work.

Yeah!
I think rest today.

-Night, night.
-But get some good rest.

Thank you, thank you.

Amazing.

Of course he did.

He’s obsessed with you.

-Really?
-Yeah!

Sure, I could solve
my own problem

and talk to Harry
about this kiss,

but Harry kissed me.

He can say something
to me about it.

[laughing]

Wihan, Johnny. The guests
seem to be coming back.

Copy mate, I’m coming.

Hello!

Welcome back.

How was it? Good?
Yeah?

I have some peach tea
infused with mint.

-Perfect, thank you.
-You’re welcome.

[squeals]

-He’s in the cabin.
-He’s here.

It’s not fractured.
It’s not broken.

Yes!

[bleep] me.

It’s casino night, I want the
boys to wear, like, bow ties.

Feel like it needs to be black
ties, it’s like Monte Carlo.

The mini French onion soup
with truffle grilled cheese

and then steak, knife and fork.

Lara, Tzarina. I’m eating
with the guests tonight.

Copy that.

Great.
I’m running out of time.

[bleep] me.

This is just such a big
add-on to the anxiety

I already have going
on right now.

Did I totally [bleep] up by
losing my sous chef mid-charter?

Yeah.
Hey, come on.

Coming up...

-Truth or dare?
-Dare.

Ooh.

[screaming]

Bri for Lara.

Do you want me to start getting
the sun deck ready?

Yeah, I’m on my way up
with all the stuff.

Perfect.

Brilliant.

Morning.

Morning?

-Afternoon.
-Afternoon.

Good to see you.

It’s not fractured.

-It’s not fractured?
-It’s Not fractured.

Doctor said that these
first three days are key

to not use his hand
and not get it wet.

Do what you can when you can,
making beds,

helping out in the galley,

see what you can do out there.

The more you can do,
the less I have to fire you.

Yep.

-And find someone else, okay?
-Yeah.

I’ll find a rhythm.

All right, thank you very much.

All right, casino night.

Okay.

Tonight is a sexy Monte
Carlo black tie themed dinner.

Perfect.

My creativity definitely
comes from my mum.

She’s very good at art,
so at school, art, drama,

that kind of area, I loved.

When I put on the perfect theme,

that feeling of just knowing
that you’ve done it...

[laughing]

Go down and get changed and go
get something to eat quick.

Okay.

Do y’all use these plugs
where you live?

I don’t know how to
work this damn plug.

I’m tired of it.

Y’all.

Haters gonna hate, y’all.

Yeah, that looks good.

You ready for dinner, Victoria?

Sorry.

If anyone is available to
do some washing up,

please let me know.

----ing hell.

This is messy.
Anthony wasn’t lying.

Anthony was meant
to clean it up.

[laughing]

Marina, Marina, Lara.
You can get changed.

[groans]
[bleep] me.

That’s so cute.

That’s cute.

Casino Royale to me
is elegant, refined.

It’s drinking champagne
in the French Riviera,

but I’m pressed for time,

so I need to make it
as simple as possible,

but still delicious.

[groans]

I wish I was drinking champagne
in the French Riviera.

It’s really hot out here.

Okay, Tzarina,
I’m heading up now.

Come on, chop, chop, chop, chop.

-Hello, Captain.
-Thank you very much.

French onion soup with
truffle parmesan toasties.

Onion soup is not pretty.
Let’s be honest.

Some chefs can really
get defensive

when you tell them
about their food.

So with Tzarina,
you never know,

because I don’t know
what mood she’s in

at any point of the day.

I’m just rolling
with it right now.

Let’s hope it goes well.

For the next course, Harry,

need everyone’s shirts off
with bow ties on, okay?

-Wihan.
-Hello.

How are we dressing?

-Long pants.
-Copy.

Oh, my legs are like,
failing already.

Ew...

-Thank you.
-You’re welcome.

Is that a cheese sandwich
and soup?

Your first course, you have
a French onion soup

with truffle
and parmesan toasties.

Enjoy.

I can feel sweat
going down my spine.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

-Just know I’m dying inside.
-Yeah.

Yeah, you can go to the cabins.

Adair, are you around
to help with cabins?

-I’m on my way.
-Thank you so much.

[giggles]
I can’t.

Jesus, Lord and Mary.

Oh, what did we do
to deserve that?

Okay.

Tzarina, we are clear.

I don’t think so, honey,

but that’s very sweet
of you to say.

So we should probably
just get married soon.

[chuckles]

What? What?

So...

Filet mignon,
carrot puree,

red wine jus with
the parmesan crisp.

-Okay.
-Well done.

No problem.

Millennials,
like, we had to work hard.

The kids that are growing
up now are weak.

You’re in an alphaless,
testosterone-less

society of weak men.

-Except for these boys.
-Oh, hey.

-Oh...
-Wow.

Y’all look good, boys.

We have a filet mignon,
potatoes.

It looks it has au jus on it.

Carrot puree and parmesan crisp.

-Thanks, guys.
-Yeah, thank you, guys.

Looking good, fellas.

-It’s delicious.
-Yep.

-Steak juice.
-This is really good.

I love that.

A 10 out of 10 is flavor.

Presentation, you know,

uniqueness and
originality as well.

It was a good 7 out of 10.

We hit some points.
Guests are happy.

I know this is a tough time
for Tzarina,

but the food has
still got to be 100%.

Let’s play some
Texas Hold ’Em tonight.

-Can we, please?
-Yeah.

Yeah, it’s pathetic.

Yo.

I don’t know if you guys could
tag team some washing up.

-Of course, what can we do?
-Yeah.

Ready?

A little bit more together
than I can get...

-Perfect.
-Thank you so much.

Thank you all.
I’ll see you in the morning.

Thanks for cleaning up, guys.
Appreciate it.

They’re amazing.

Why are you waiting
for everyone to leave?

Was Mr. Happy?

They’re very fitness-orientated,

so they’re not eating
a lot of carbs.

The soup just with the
big bread just sitting in it.

It’s just a lot.

Read the room.
Read the preference sheets.

The filet mignon I would
have probably have seared.

-I tried to.
-Couldn’t get it hot enough?

No, it goes hot.

It’s just I didn’t
want to burn it.

We’re going to fight
through these little hiccups.

I hate that Jason’s right.

It’s not my best meal,

but after having Anthony
constantly question my food,

and now Jason coming in
and doing the same,

this is not how I wanted
tonight to go at all.

That’s all.

-All right.
-That’s fine.

Do you need a hand?

Literally one hand.

Yeah!

Excited tomorrow night?

Last time was fun.
I enjoyed it.

I had a great time.

I liked it.

-You did?
-I hope you did as well.

-I like to kiss a lot, actually.
-Excellent.

Do you want to do something
on the turnover day?

I’d love to.
Okay.

We could have like a picnic
on the beach?

Yeah.

Thank God.

I thought he was ghosting me.

So you don’t need any hands?

I think I’m good, but thank you
for offering your... this hand.

Your good hand.

-What time is it?
-Bedtime.

Okay. Love you guys.

Good night.

-See you in the morning.
-Yeah, buddy.

Hi.

Marina, you can turn in
for the night.

Thanks so much for
your help today.

Okay.
Have a good night.

I think we can
probably knock off.

-See you in the morning.
-I might just head off.

-I’ll take care of this.
-All right.

See you in the morning.
Love you.

See you in the morning.

-So...
-Wow.

-Excited.
-That’s massive.

So now we need to go
on a double date.

I don’t know.
I don’t know.

I don’t ----ing know.

I thought that I had
chemistry with Bri.

Yeah, and Harry ended
that experiment for me.

However, I’m still
looking for love.

Tzarina is
an awesome girl.

Are we having fun?

Like, who doesn’t
like attention?

I do like that Marina
is very forward.

She’s a beautiful girl.

How can you not
like Brazilians?

Adair strikes me to be
a little bit spunky.

Beautiful girl.

And Lara is a real life Barbie.

So, lots and lots
and lots of trouble.

We’ll see what’s happening
tomorrow night.

[snoring]

Oh, ----ing hell.

Morning.

How are you?

I’m good.
It’s almost sprinkling.

It’s like, it’s the tropics.

[clatter]

-Morning.
-Oh, hi.

Protein balls?

Yeah.
Do you want one?

No.

I think we want
to be starting to haul.

Pick up the anchor by 11.

By 11, okay.

Maybe Harry
can drive the tenders.

Yeah.

But I think I need someone
on the foredeck

that’s got both hands.

Interior, interior, galley.

How is it looking
for breakfast service?

Perfect.

May I take this?

Yes, please.
Thank you so much.

-Good morning.
-Good morning.

-Did you sleep well?
-I did. Did you?

Yeah. Also, I’m planning
the date.

-It’s in my head. Yeah?
-You are?

So I’ll let you know
when I have a plan. Here.

-I’m so excited.
-All right? Me too.

These are the protein
balls, yeah?

Yes.

You’re looking forward
to tonight?

There’s a lot of outfits
I want to wear

that I can’t wear because
my belly’s so pale.

My belly’s pale compared
to the rest of my body.

But the sun’s not going
to be out, so it doesn’t matter.

-Some French toast.
-Oh, that looks good.

Looks amazing.

Adair, I think
she fancied Anthony.

Who’s she going to fancy now?

I don’t know.

Women have the power to control
men if they just knew

like a few little secrets.

I need you to tell me
I’m the man every day.

Number one.

Number two, I need you to touch
me non-sexually every day.

And I need you to
[bleep] me regularly.

What?

You come home with a
list of sh--,

like, I’ll do that,
but don’t start with that.

Start with support.

Like this hand,
touch my arm, doc.

No, right here.

Bro, like instantly,
I’m like, [bleep]...

I’m really queasy.
Like, I’ll release to you.

I definitely have met
people like Erik before,

and they are my ex-boyfriends
for a very good reason.

And men have
a connection to women

that shows love through sex.

Make them some wraps.

We don’t have wraps.

Is it?

Really?

I genuinely know
Tzarina cares for the crew.

And for me to say
don’t feed them, that’s fine.

That’s against what
she would want to do.

But she’s just had a problem
with the sous-chef.

It didn’t work out.

So we can support ourselves
with the food that’s there.

There is enough food there.
We’re not going to starve.

We’re going to try
and put food out now.

That way, the chef is not
cooking during tip meeting.

-Yeah, yeah.
-That’s the plan.

Sort of like a brunch.

So ----ing hot.

No, that’s a great idea.
Cool it off.

Are you good?

Yeah, Jason’s just
pissing me off.

Even though I’ve just
done breakfast,

now I have to add on to it.

So that stuff’s getting cold

and now he wants me
to make more stuff.

So people get a bruncheon
after that, I don’t feed them.

And I was like,
the whole reason why we do it

after the tip meeting is because
we don’t eat in our nights out.

So sometimes nine o’clock
at night and we’re drinking

and I’m trying to prevent
people from feeling

-like sh-- and being starved.
-Yeah.

What’s the problem, Tzarina?

It’ll save you cooking and
preparation after tip meeting.

I’m more than happy for you
to cook after the tip meeting.

Don’t start picking
a fight with me.

I’m on your side.

I’m here to support you
to make your job easy.

I’ve given her a solution
and then I walk in

and you’ve got a problem
with what I’m giving?

Is this the way it’s
going to be all season?

No. I’m not going
to put up with it.

[crying]

How are you, my love?

Yeah, it’s just, um...

It’s hard enough trying to get
used to being a solo chef again.

I’m still getting my head
around that, you know?

-Yeah.
-And I just didn’t need

Jason and I fighting
on top of it.

I put so much pressure on myself

that I just get
into my head a lot.

I think after being bullied
and put down

and let down that I kind
of do it to myself now.

I’m my biggest villain.

[sighs]

All crew, we will be
departing in ten minutes.

Just take it slow
with your thumb.

I will.
On the dock if you need me.

Perfect. Captain.
That is the tender away.

-Start lifting, please.
-Copy that.

Anchor chain is 12 o’clock.

Keep going.

Anchor is fully up.
You are ready to maneuver.

You know, it’s funny if
you fast like three days

and then you eat
like five tic-tacs,

your veins will pop out of your
arms like you’re like a hulk.

Deck crew, I just wanted to say
good call on that marine pier

up here on my port side.

Yeah, copy that captain.
I’ll keep my audiobook down.

Funny.

Distance port quarter to
the dock, three zero meters.

All good to come astern.

This is gorgeous.

Boy, give ’em a wave.

Captain, we’re good
to throw the lines.

Forward leading spring
is going ashore now.

Lock it up.

Bows locked down.

-All lines are tied.
-Shutting down engines.

Well, that’s a lot better.

[thunder]

All crew, all crew.

Quickly get the luggage off, and
then let’s get in our whites.

Do you guys need an umbrella?

I’m just giving it speed.

Ouch!

Oh, the rain.
We got umbrellas, everybody?

Yes, we have Captain.

Thank you so much for coming.

Thank you.
Thank you very much.

-See you, brother.
-Thank you.

-You’re welcome.
-Woo-hoo.

We did it.

Thank you, Larry.

Oh, man, you guys
are such a gift.

There’s not one toxic
trait on this crew.

You guys are all incredible.

You’re going to
inspire the world.

-This is for you guys.
-Thank you so much.

Woo!

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

I love you.

All right, let’s get some
blue shirts on,

get the rubbish off.

One of the best exit speeches
on Earth just happened.

They all loved it.

My feet is dying.

Just need to get those
beds stripped ASAP.

Woo!

All crew, can we meet in the
main salon for a tip meeting?

I’ve got the honors
of the helmet.

All the girls together.

Who is it going to be?

Tip meeting, charter two.

-Woo!
-[cheering]

Look, we lost a crew member.

We’ll do our best
to get a substitute.

You will probably be doing
the next charter by yourself,

but that’s fine.

Whether the decks a man down
or a thumb down,

we’re going to move around
to support each other

because we’re here together.

-I’m sorry.
-Righto.

All’s good.
No problem.

I hope Tzarina understands
that I’m here

to support her in every way.

I know she really
wants to work hard.

She wants to put
100% out there,

but, you know, I have to be
the school of hard knocks.

Sometimes I have to be
the tough love

to keep going what
we’re trying to achieve.

We’ve had two good charters,

but we want to get better and
better and better and better.

The tips in total was
$22,000.

Wow.

And we are taking
Anthony’s tip.

Woo!

So that works out to
be 1,830 each, okay?

[applause]

Um, the helmet.

The person that let us down
the most would be Anthony,

but he’s not here.

So tonight, you guys go out
scott free without the helmet.

[cheering]

Thank you very much.
Make sure the boat’s clean.

Enjoy tonight.

-Thank you.
-Thank you, Captain.

It’s time to party.

Make it rain, baby.
Make it rain.

Are you going to...
Oh, sh--.

What’s happening here?

You’re not the only one
walking around.

That’s nice. I like it.

Yeah, it’s because all
my other ones are dirty,

and I haven’t got
my washing in.

I’m on to my party lingerie
when I’m cooking now. So...

I don’t understand how
anyone could look at Wihan

and not be attracted to him.

Obviously.
I have a type.

Manly short, muscly guys.

So I’m hoping I could get
to know him a bit better.

I reckon I’ve got
another day in this one.

Smells good.

Yeah, I reckon that’s fine.

Okay, let’s get ready.

I might try that green dress on.

Yeah, you should.
It is absolutely stunning.

You look so good.

-Hell yeah.
-Let’s go.

Oh, you look gorgeous.

-Hi.
-Damn!

-Hi, Mama!
-Hi.

Woo!

You’re stretchy and strong.

-Smell nice.
-What the [bleep]?

Someone’s been to the car wash
and paid extra for wax.

I have a crush on Wihan.

He’s handsome.
He’s a nice guy.

I want to get to know him
a little bit more,

but I demand a lot.

Maybe he got what it takes.

We’re going to have fun tonight.

Ready?
Let’s go!

Let’s go!

It was made for you.

Is it girls and boys again?

-Apparently not.
-Woo!

Wow, it feels great in here.

-It was so hot.
-Let’s go out to dinner.

Oh, this is amazing.

Wow. This is beautiful.

Oh, I love this.

-Wihan.
-Sure.

No.

So welcome, guys,
to my restaurants.

-What can I get you?
-A club?

And a veggie curry.

Chicken wings with rice.

Mango salad and
chicken curry.

Tokomak done
from chicken curry.

[chattering]

Oh, yes. Thank you.

-Bon apetit.
-I love it.

How do you say bon apetit
in your own language?

-You all speak English.
-Dig in.

-You want a prawn?
-I don’t think so.

Have you ever had one?

You’ve never had a prawn?

You haven’t been
to South Africa. No.

I’ve dated quite a
few South Africans.

I’ve only ever been
cheated on by South Africans.

-So it’s a bit of like a...
-Oh, my God.

-Soft spot for me.
-I’m half Dutch, so...

-That is good.
-Like it?

-It’s nice, yeah?
-It’s very good.

This is me and my grandfather.

I love the smile and
the little mustache.

He’s Johnny.
And I’m Johnny.

-So...
-Johnny Jr.

Johnny Jr.

My father was...

So my mother sent him off when
I was like five years old.

Growing up, I used to
like hate my father.

And then...

I’m friends with him.

-He’s not my father.
-He’s not your father figure.

Yeah.

My mother is both
father and mother.

My mother is definitely
a get sh-- done person.

My brother and I,
she raised us.

Crazy boys.

She was cleaning.
She was cooking.

She was doing two or three jobs.

She is now 62
and she has a six-pack.

Yeah, I got that
from her, definitely.

For me, family is like
my priority in life.

We’re going in
the hot tub tonight.

-Was that an invite?
-Yes.

So you’re ready?
Let’s do it.

-Did anyone set up the hot tub?
-Yep.

Really?

We’re not going to bed
that early, are we?

You may help me.

-New one.
-This is very slippery.

[chattering]

What is happening here?
Is this real?

-Is this real?
-It’s real. It’s real.

Oh, my God.

No.

-I would like a beer.
-Look.

Oh.

-Let’s go, Johnny!
-Johnny!

-Good timing, isn’t it?
-Okay, truth or dear.

I’m not running around naked.

Okay, then I don’t
know what to do.

[laughing]

Truth or dare.

I mean, I hate this game

because it could lead
to sticky situations,

awkward conversations,
and,

yeah, I don’t want
to be a part of that.

Run over there, and
I want you to scream,

I’m a hero off the back
of the boat.

Okay.

Well, at least you’re wearing
your big speedos tonight.

[cheering]

Yes, you are, Harry.

Cheers.

-Dare.
-Ohh.

Yeah!

Tzarina.

[screaming]

I’m over the moon that
that was our first kiss.

Okay, Johnny, truth or dare?

Ooh.

All right.

You have to do a sexy
strip dance on Tzarina.

Oh!

[screaming]

[laughing]

No, no.
No.

No.

Good job, good job,
that’s great.

That’s beautiful.

-All right, it’s time.
-Good night.

[screaming]

Oh my God, that’s so much fun!
I love it!

Goodnight, guys.
Peace out.

-Good night.
-Good night.

-Sleep well.
-Let’s go.

That was eye-opening.

What?

-He kissed you.
-Oh my God, it was so nice.

His lips are perfect.

I want them all over
my body right now.

All right guys, love you.

See you in the morning.

-Good night.
-Good night.

[alarm sounds]

[snoring]

Hey, Jason.
I’ve got a favor to ask.

I’ve asked Brianna
out on a date.

Haven’t we been down
this road before?

You’re not looking for, like, a
serious relationship, are you?

Because I’m not.

-It’s two-way. You know?
-It’s two-way.

Yeah, it’s reciprocal.

I think off the boat
will give some good luck.

-Bit of mojo.
-I think.

You got my blessing.

May the force be with you,
my friend.

Yeah. Thank you.

Oh, Harry.

-Shall we do the bed?
-Yeah.

Hello.

It felt so weird
kissing you yesterday.

You’re a good kisser.

-Really?
-Yeah.

-You are a good kisser.
-That’s nice to know.

You have
the most beautiful lips I think

that have ever touched mine.

[chuckles]

What’s that?

I have a little bit of
a crush on Wihan.

I really want to get to
know his personality.

I haven’t had a meaningful
relationship in years.

He’s a really good kisser.

Mmm.

Another day, another dollar.

Wihan and Tzarina kissed.

Really?

Yeah.

They were playing
truth or dare.

-You never know.
-You never know.

The Latina in me is like,
bitch, how dare you?

We don’t have anything
together, but how dare you?

She’s looking nice and clean.

Bed looks great, girls.
Well done.

Yay.

We can sort out things tomorrow.

I’m pretty proud of
my job over here.

I’ve got a salmon shirt.

Aren’t you going
at five?

5:30.

Salmon.

-You want to have a look?
-Yeah.

I wouldn’t say Harry’s
got the best style.

He’s going out on a date
with a model.

He’s got to pick his game up.

-They’re long.
-They’re cool, though.

Oh, is it?

So I’m going to try
and spruce him up a little bit,

put some linen on him,
nice shoes.

It’s what dads are for,
you know?

-Bro.
-Jesus Christ.

-What is going on?
-These are Jason’s pants.

Oh, you look amazing.

-Damn.
-Hey. How are you?

-You look lovely.
-Thank you.

-You look lovely.
-You look amazing.

I like this color on you.

Salmon.

-I’ve got an umbrella.
-Okay.

-Are you ready?
-I’m ready.

Are you getting wet?
A little, but it’s okay.

Thank you.

Jesus.

Should have brought a towel.

My back hurts.

I’m very good at massaging,
actually.

-Are you?
-Yes.

-Can you do my back?
-Yeah, I can do that.

Come here, you sexy beast.

I heard you had
a lot of fun yesterday.

Why didn’t you join last night?

-I was pretty tired.
-You missed out.

I didn’t know you guys were
having such a great time.

-And how was it?
-She’s a good kisser.

Yeah?

I’ll have to try it out.

-What’s that?
-What?

[laughing]

You should have last night.

What are you doing tonight?

I’m going to work out.

Of course you will.

And then could you tell me that
I’m a strong independent woman

and I’ve got this?

You’re a strong
independent woman.

-Yeah, that’s it.
-You got this.

Yeah, that’s it.

I thought about just maybe
going to the bar

and just having an iced tea
and just chill.

-Do you want to come?
-Sure.

Woo! Thank you.

Thank you.

-Rainy season in the Seychelles.
-Yeah.

-This place is so cute.
-Cute.

What’s the best seller?

Yeah, you want it?

Can I try a strawberry?

My family owns
an ice cream shop.

And now we’re on
an ice cream date.

[laughing]

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

-Cute.
-Ice cream date.

Oh!
I’m sorry.

It’s because I can’t
use my thumb.

I did it on purpose
so I can do that.

How did you find yachting?

I was in Aruba, I was bartending

and I got introduced
to the captain

and he was like,
I love your personality.

I want you to come
on my boat tomorrow.

So he was just having
a beer at the bar

and then wow.

I was like, okay.

I’ve sailed since
I was like six.

My parents sailed.

-I was a sailing instructor.
-No way!

I was like 12 and I was teaching
these little kids how to sail.

-That is incredible.
-Pull that up.

I really always wanted
to be a marine biologist.

Maybe that’s what I’m going
to get my masters in.

And then we’ll just
travel around marine biologing

and I’ll teach diving.

That’s all we have to do.

Harry’s energy is just
like so nice and caring.

I’ve never seen anything
like it in my life.

I really haven’t felt
giddy since my ex.

He just makes me
feel so special.

I had the best time with you.

Work, work, work,
work, work, work.

Thank you.

It feels nice to hold
a hand with a thumb.

It’s a nice night.
Oh, this hand has a thumb.

Ooh.

[vocalizing]

Hello.

Oh, we’re going to have a chat.

See ya.
God.

-Bye.
-Bye.

-It was so nice.
-Was it?

Yeah, we have a lot in common.

He’s so kind.
He’s such a gentleman.

Hey, doll.

-How was it?
-Lovely.

She’s beautiful. So genuine.

Harry.

[squeals]

So I just asked Wihan out.

You did? Tonight?

Yeah, so we’re going to the bar.

How was it, brother?

Real good. She’s lovely.

I need to get out of
this uniform. For God’s sake.

-Pretty.
-Damn.

Look at that.

I reckon sexy.

Have fun.

-Enjoy.
-Thanks, brother.

-Ciao.
-Ciao.

Meow.

Welcome to the Tropics.

It’s nice.

-Hello.
-Good evening.

What’s that drink?
There’s three ingredients.

I know the name.

-Negroni.
-Negroni.

Yes.

-I’m good at my job.
-That’s good.

And I would like a
sundown mocktail, please.

-Thank you.
-Thank you very much.

Thank you.

I’m so glad you
asked me to come.

If you don’t want
to make things weird.

It’s not weird at all.
I love this.

When you came around
and you said

do you want to go on that dive,
I was like, yeah, I do.

But I don’t think
Lara will allow.

And you’re like,
I’m taking the shots here.

-I was like, [bleep].
-[laughing]

I did a little thing for you.

No way.

This is amazing.

What does this first word mean?

Kisses in Portuguese.

Oh.

Where is everyone?

Adair’s on the phone to her mum.

Johnny is asleep.

Marina...

And Wihan at the pool bar.

-Pool bar.
-Having a date.

Well, is it a date?

You all right?

My brain is cooked.
I can’t do this tonight.

[bleep] you.

Backstabbing bitch.

Next on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

Beautiful.

[screams]

-Morning.
-Morning.

I have never dated a model,
let alone a runway model.

I’m playing it cool.

I’m holding my cards
close to my chest.

Are you going to invite
her to Australia?

-Maybe.
-Yeah.

Are you ----ing serious
right now?

Maybe.

[screaming]

Johnny! Johnny! Johnny!

[screaming]